Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 14, 2018

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   We're f- we're live,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:03

      We're f- we're live, guys.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:05

      Oh, is it live?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      Yeah.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:06

      Okay.

   5. JSJimmy Smith0:06

      Oh ƒ-

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Boom. And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.

   7. JSJimmy Smith0:08

      He wanted a picture quick.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      We're here with the great and powerful-

   9. EBEddie Bravo0:10

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:10

       ... Jimmy Smith. Welcome to the UFC, Jimmy Smith.

   11. EBEddie Bravo0:12

       Thank you so much.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:13

       Official.

   13. JSJimmy Smith0:13

       Great to be here, officially.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       Official. We, we wanted to talk about it last time-

   15. JSJimmy Smith0:17

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:17

       ... when you were on the podcast, but we, we had to dance around it. (laughs)

   17. JSJimmy Smith0:19

       You and ... it's ... so many people-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       (laughs)

   19. JSJimmy Smith0:21

       ... wrote me were like, "Joe really ... " I go, "Hey, man. Joe's a pro, and he, uh ... " You hinted well.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       We had to d-

   21. JSJimmy Smith0:27

       We danced around it-

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       We had to dance.

   23. JSJimmy Smith0:28

       ... quite a bit.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Nobody, nobody totally knew. And, of course, the great and powerful Eddie Bravo.

   25. EBEddie Bravo0:32

       Yo, yo, yo.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Brian Callens on the way, but he's bringing wine and cheese. He insists on wine and cheese. He thinks he's at some fucking, fucking cocktail party where they're gonna compare scripts. That's Brian. He's gotta have his wine and cheese. Uh, Duho Cioi versus, uh, Jeremy Stephens is the main event. If you've never heard of one of these podcasts before, this is a fight companion podcast, which means we're gonna watch the fights. Most likely we'll talk about the fights, but we might not. We could talk about whatever the fuck. Like, Eddie and I, we've gone through entire podcasts we never talked about the fight until, like-

   27. JSJimmy Smith1:03

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       ... the last round of the main event. But Missouri, Missouri Division of Prof ... Oh, they're in Missouri. Is this St. Louis? That's what it is, right?

   29. JSJimmy Smith1:12

       Yeah, th- and they haven't adopted the ABC rules. That's important.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:15

       Hmm.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. EBEddie Bravo15:00

      and there's still not a knockout, they get each, e- they get to cold cock each other back and forth until someone gets knocked down.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      (laughs)

   3. JSJimmy Smith15:06

      Like a soccer match. Eddie Bravo wants this to go back to Ancient Rome, basically.

   4. EBEddie Bravo15:09

      (laughs) Cold cock.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      (laughs)

   6. JSJimmy Smith15:10

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Like a s- like a soccer match.

   8. EBEddie Bravo15:12

      Yeah.

   9. JSJimmy Smith15:12

      Free kick.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       I always felt soccer was crazy, that free kick at the end.

   11. JSJimmy Smith15:14

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:14

       I'm like, "This is nuts."

   13. BCBryan Callen15:16

       We should have a game-

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       You work so hard to get into a position.

   15. JSJimmy Smith15:17

       Dude, how cool, how cool would that be, knockout only? Come on. That would be so ridiculous.

   16. EBEddie Bravo15:20

       You'd watch it, wouldn't you?

   17. JSJimmy Smith15:22

       Yeah, I would watch it.

   18. BCBryan Callen15:22

       Have you seen that game in Afghanistan where they-

   19. JSJimmy Smith15:25

       Oh, I can't pronounce that.

   20. BCBryan Callen15:25

       ... they're on horseback on teams and they essentially have a goat, a dead goat, and the, the side, and they play with whips, and the side that can get the goat into the goal is the winner?

   21. JSJimmy Smith15:37

       Oh, Elkins gets a takedown.

   22. BCBryan Callen15:38

       The horses die in that game.

   23. JSJimmy Smith15:40

       Oh.

   24. BCBryan Callen15:41

       Oh.

   25. JSJimmy Smith15:41

       And goats, I'm sure. Plenty of goats.

   26. BCBryan Callen15:43

       The goat, the goat is well dead.

   27. JSJimmy Smith15:44

       Wow.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Elkins with the takedown here.

   29. JSJimmy Smith15:47

       So-

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       This changes things.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Damn. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      Damn.

   2. EBEddie Bravo30:00

      But like, he goes-

   3. JSJimmy Smith30:01

      Yeah, 'cause it can just destroy your knee for life.

   4. EBEddie Bravo30:03

      It, it... Everything in your knee will go, dude.

   5. JSJimmy Smith30:04

      Oh.

   6. EBEddie Bravo30:04

      Everything. Just- That's, that's not... Oh, so bad.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      That's a myth.

   8. EBEddie Bravo30:09

      So bad.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      That's not that bad.

   10. EBEddie Bravo30:11

       Oh... I've seen horrible shit, man, from folks.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       I've seen h- I've, I've seen dudes get their shoulders wrecked with Kimuras, you know?

   12. EBEddie Bravo30:16

       Yeah, it's true too. Yeah. No, it's all true. It's all true.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       But, but I'm saying-

   14. EBEddie Bravo30:21

       Nasty.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       ... I know where you're coming from with the leg lock thing. People have gotten... Had their knees fucked up with leg locks.

   16. JSJimmy Smith30:26

       Oh, look at Matt. Oh.

   17. EBEddie Bravo30:27

       Wow, Matt Hughes.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       It's not as common as you think.

   19. EBEddie Bravo30:28

       He can barely walk. Oh, my God.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       Holy shit.

   21. JSJimmy Smith30:30

       No.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Well, you know though, it's good to see him out of the wheelchair.

   23. EBEddie Bravo30:34

       It is, dude.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       Apparently he's recovering. I, I don't...

   25. JSJimmy Smith30:36

       (sighs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       He got hit by a train, man, which is crazy. I mean most people would be dead.

   27. JSJimmy Smith30:41

       Makes me want to cry.

   28. EBEddie Bravo30:42

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:43

       Fuck.

   30. BCBryan Callen30:45

       Fuck.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JSJimmy Smith45:00

      and the other guy's weight, which sucks.

   2. BCBryan Callen45:01

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      Who's more, who's more burnt out here? Who's gonna be more burnt out? I mean, we're, we're likely looking at the end of the first round where Kamaru controls him and does, you know, most of the control, but really didn't get much off. You know?

   4. BCBryan Callen45:14

      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      Oh, interesting.

   6. BCBryan Callen45:17

      That's, that's a mistake. Keep your head there.

   7. JSJimmy Smith45:18

      Yeah, don't turn.

   8. BCBryan Callen45:19

      Keep your head there. Keep your head there. Push. Okay.

   9. JSJimmy Smith45:19

      What are you doing here? You push. Want to keep him square. I wanna keep the guy in front of you.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       Okay. Who's Emil Meck training with?

   11. BCBryan Callen45:26

       I was just gonna ask that.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       I'd like to see his jiu-jits.

   13. BCBryan Callen45:28

       With Thor?

   14. JSJimmy Smith45:29

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       In, in Valhalla.

   16. BCBryan Callen45:33

       Valhalla.

   17. JSJimmy Smith45:33

       Oh, nice ride.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       I watched Star Wars today.

   19. JSJimmy Smith45:37

       How was it? I haven't seen it yet.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       It was like a Disney Star Wars movie.

   21. JSJimmy Smith45:41

       Yeah, okay.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       It's like they-

   23. JSJimmy Smith45:42

       Totally figured.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       Everything's super diversified. The characters are all Black and Asian women, and-

   25. JSJimmy Smith45:47

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       ... there's women that are generals. The women are running things. It's like-

   27. BCBryan Callen45:51

       Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah.

   28. JSJimmy Smith45:52

       It's like Game of Thrones.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       No, no, no. It-

   30. JSJimmy Smith45:55

       Oh, ooh.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:00:38

   Yes, 'cause- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      not super duper slick on the ground and he was still like, oh. Yeah. Kimura and the gu- guillotine, so...

   2. BCBryan Callen1:00:04

      Yes, 'cause-

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Especially the guillotine, like right away. I mean, what if he had gotten locked up like that with a guy who was like a wicked finisher? Yeah. Yeah.

   4. BCBryan Callen1:00:12

      Christian Bale's the best actor in Hollywood. Sorry.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      As, as long as Daniel Day Lewis days making shoes- He looks good.

   6. BCBryan Callen1:00:17

      You know what, Daniel Bale-

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      Yeah.

   8. BCBryan Callen1:00:18

      ... is my favorite.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

      Daniel Lewis.

   10. BCBryan Callen1:00:19

       He's my favorite, but I got Christian Bale right there with him.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       He's right there with him.

   12. BCBryan Callen1:00:22

       And I love-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       Yeah.

   14. BCBryan Callen1:00:23

       I love Daniel Day Lewis, but Christian Bale. He... N- Here's a, here's a trivia question. What was the one movie he was in when he was younger? Uh, well, he was in two movies. He's been acting since he was six, seven?

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       Empire of the Sun. Wow.

   16. BCBryan Callen1:00:36

       Thank you, sir.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

       Wow.

   18. BCBryan Callen1:00:37

       Thank you, sir.

Episode duration: 2:56:08