Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on January 26, 2019.

Joe RoganhostBrendan SchaubguestEddie BravoguestBryan Callenguest

Jan 27, 20193h 19mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
... have all the…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  ... have all the results. (lighter clicking) Five, four, three, two, one.
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  Make sure Brian's off.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Boom! And we're live, ladies and gentlemen, to Fight Companion. Uh, it's me, uh, Brian Callahan's on the way, but it's his birthday, and, uh, he's old as fuck. And sometimes you get old, you lose your keys, and you don't know what time it is and shit.
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  Tesla, bro.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Eddie motherfucking Bravo!
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yo, yo, yo.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Um, and Brendan Schaub is up in this bitch.
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  What up?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  And we're watching Bellator. Hope nobody at the UFC gets mad. But it's a big fight. This is an important one. W- we are, um, right now this is the heavyweight finals is gonna be Fedor versus Ryan Bader.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'm excited for that.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  I am excited about that! I'm very excited, I like Ryan Bader at heavyweight. He looks fucking fantastic.
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  Love him. He's bigger than me right now.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  How... Dude, how many of these guys just should've done that a long time ago and just stopped cutting weight?
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  Went to heavyweight?
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Just cr- crucifying their body.
16. BSBrendan Schaub
  Chris Weidman I think is kinda one of the main ones.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  You think so?
18. BSBrendan Schaub
  I think he's gonna excel at light heavyweight.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  He just got a disc replaced in his neck.
20. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, he's fucked up, but he'll figure it out.
21. EBEddie Bravo
  The worst nightmare though for a fighter, e- in wrestling or MMA, is just being overpowered by somebody.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
23. EBEddie Bravo
  That's why they're killing themselves. They just wanna... They would rather go in there, uh, depleted, then get thrown around.
24. BSBrendan Schaub
  It's so old school.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  It's such an old school way of thinking, I feel like.
27. EBEddie Bravo
  It makes sense though, a little bit.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
29. EBEddie Bravo
  I mean, they're doing that-
30. BSBrendan Schaub
  To be that bully?
15:00 – 30:00
Think about that. Think…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  an alternative explanation.
2. EBEddie Bravo
  Think about that. Think about that.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  There's ... Here's the alter-
4. EBEddie Bravo
  There's way more straight than gay.
5. BCBryan Callen
  No.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Hold on. Here's the alt- hold on. Here's the alternative explanation. Gay people, uh, feel m- maligned. They feel like they're left out. They are sad because of this. They live hard lives. They maintain all this emotion inside of them, and they wanna express it some way. And so they figure out a way to sing and to entertain. And goddamn it, Jamie just showed me a picture-
7. EBEddie Bravo
  That's that shit right there, bro.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  ... of Liberace.
9. BCBryan Callen
  You know, you look at that, Behind the Candelabra-
10. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
11. BCBryan Callen
  ... is the best movie ever.
12. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
13. JRJoe Rogan
  But that's what I think. I think, you know, they're bullied and th- you know, they're depressed. And the, the people that are the most, like, pushed out in society, those are the ones who become comedians. Those are the ones who become singers. Those are the ones, they become actors, even, because they need-
14. BCBryan Callen
  They write the best shit.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  They need something-
16. EBEddie Bravo
  There ain't that many.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  ... to, to get out.
18. EBEddie Bravo
  That's just a theory. That's just a theory. I don't ... There's a disproportionate amount of gay singers. Think about that. Think about that.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Hold on.
20. EBEddie Bravo
  There's way more straight than gay.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Here's the alt-
22. EBEddie Bravo
  No.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Hold on. Here's the alternative explanation. Gay people, uh, feel m- maligned. They feel like they're left out. They are sad because of this. They live hard lives. They maintain all this emotion inside of them, and they wanna express it some way. And so they figure out a way to sing and to entertain and goddam it, Jamie just showed me a picture.
24. EBEddie Bravo
  That's that shit right there, bro.
25. BCBryan Callen
  Now you look at that-
26. EBEddie Bravo
  Of Liberace.
27. BCBryan Callen
  ... Behind the Candelabra is the best movie ever.
28. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
29. JRJoe Rogan
  But that's what I think. I think, you know, they're bullied and th- you know, they're depressed and ... The, the people that are the most, like, pushed out in society, those are the ones who become comedians. Those are the ones who become singers. Those are the ones, they become actors, even, because they need-
30. BCBryan Callen
  They write the best shit.
30:00 – 45:00
Oh, dude. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Baker, he's a great guy.
2. BCBryan Callen
  Oh, dude.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  When- when I brought up JFK, he's like, "D- did the CIA kill JFK?" He's like, "You know, with this ML- Martin Luther King Jr. thing."
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
5. What about-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. (laughs) No, but he goes-
7. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'm showing him the bullet, I'm like, "I know you've-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  I know.
9. BSBrendan Schaub
  ... I know you've seen bullets hit things." That fucking bullet never shot anybody.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  He lost credibility with that. He goes, "Yeah, I do believe he was able to pull that off. And if you get up there, you can actually pull that off.
11. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Any hunter could do that." Wrong. No, no, no, that's not exactly true. You could do it. It's not that far. It's less than 100 yards, but then you gotta rest.
13. BSBrendan Schaub
  With that gun? It's a little shaky.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  No, no, no. It's not. And the, and the bullet, the way the bullet came in. (clears throat) I'm telling you, the on- the only problem is the magic bullet theory. Okay, here's the wrestle- here's the fight, here's the fight. What is the gentleman?
15. BSBrendan Schaub
  Uh, Mike Bader seems like a very thoughtful guy.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Who was the gentleman in the, the white?
17. BSBrendan Schaub
  Juan Archuleta is that, is the guy with the bald head.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  It's Archuleta. And he's a wrestler.
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  And he's a wrestler. Yeah, high level.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  He's 21 and one.
21. BSBrendan Schaub
  Real pedigree.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  And I think Ben Dejas, is he a sack-sawing guy? Oh, look at that take down. Oh, Jesus Christ. Geez, Goddamn.
23. BSBrendan Schaub
  Now, now once he's on you, you're not getting him off. Watch this.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, Jesus.
25. BSBrendan Schaub
  There you go.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Goddamn. Slam.
27. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, you're not, you're not going down.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  D- Damn. Brian Callan dropping knowledge.
29. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah. Well, he was on Warrior, so I spent a lot of time with him on set.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm. Did he throw you around, B? That was the guy in the last UFC-
45:00 – 54:26
Not a shot. Oh,…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  a dollar at the end of this fight also. I don't know.
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  Not a shot. Oh, look at this.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  I think so.
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  Look at this. See? Start tapping.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  What is that? Nothing.
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  Archuleta's probably winning the fight, Joe. Mm?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Just from control.
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  What?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Just from control.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, nonsense. We know this, we know this.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  You guys are talking about. This, I DM this guy, you guys are out of your mind. (laughs)
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
13. JRJoe Rogan
  (sighs)
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  Oh my God.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Hmm.
16. BSBrendan Schaub
  God. It's my birthday, I get what I want.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  It would be kinda fun to do a fight companion. That might be better.
18. BSBrendan Schaub
  They're the best. They're the best.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. And we never get to really do them for big UFCs.
20. BSBrendan Schaub
  We don't have to go anywhere.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  We don't get to do anything but get fucked up here.
22. BSBrendan Schaub
  But legit, once I quit the UFC, like we should travel like one or two in Vegas.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  And do live companions?
24. BSBrendan Schaub
  Try this, try this. Yeah, oh.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  From like a dope st-
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  What if they would let us?
27. JRJoe Rogan
  From... Well, I don't know if they'll let me, but from like a dope fucking suite.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  Ooh, but you want to be on the floor, man. Yeah, I like your food truck thing. It's pretty, pretty good.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Thank you, sir.
30. BSBrendan Schaub
  With Bader?

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