Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 9, 2020

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Yee-haw! Happy new year,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Yee-haw! Happy new year, friends. Happy new year.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:05

      Happy new year.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Happy new year.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:06

      Oh, shit.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Happy new year. Yes.

   6. EBEddie Bravo0:07

      The boys.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub0:08

      Mm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      Good to see you. Br- Brian Cowan's, uh, allegedly on the way. We've got all kinds of, uh, libations here. And, uh, what the fuck were we just talking about? I said save it. I said don't say it.

   9. EBEddie Bravo0:19

      World War II.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:20

       Bodies. What do they do with the bodies.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Before that though. It was something before that.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub0:22

       Mines, fields, size of Paris.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       No, it was even before that.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub0:26

       Oh, meat carnivore diet.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Oh, okay. Maybe it's that. Yeah. So I'm, uh, 10 days in, I think. Something like that. Today's the 9th, so I'm 11 days in. I started a couple of days before and I've been eating nothing but meat. Bacon, steak, elk meat, lot of extra fat. If I eat the elk meat, I eat a lot of bacon.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:43

       How's that cholesterol, son?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       I don't know. I got my blood work done, uh, last Monday. I'll get the results back soon, and then I'm gonna do it again at the end of the month. But I've already lost seven pounds.

   18. EBEddie Bravo0:54

       You feel good?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       Dude, I, I feel slim, dude.

   20. EBEddie Bravo0:57

       You look good. When you came in, I was like, "Yeah, he's looking tight."

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       This bitch. Pshh.

   22. EBEddie Bravo1:00

       Boy's thick.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub1:01

       ... I don't know.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       I lost my belly. I had a gut. I was getting a gut.

   25. EBEddie Bravo1:03

       (clears throat)

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       I was ge-... It d-... This is where I get fat instantly, right here. It goes right here and then it starts pushing out.

   27. EBEddie Bravo1:09

       I think all dudes do, right?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       I don't know. Some people get it in their face. I get it in my face too. I feel it in my face when I'm washing my face.

   29. EBEddie Bravo1:16

       Oh, hell yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:16

       My face feels smaller.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   I don't think so.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      people that have written, like, w- good... What is that, um, what's that guy's name who wrote Case Closed? Uh, William whatever. Uh, uh, there's, there's been a lot of credible people who think that, uh, Oswald acted alone.

   2. EBEddie Bravo15:13

      I don't think so.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      That's so crazy. I don't think so.

   4. EBEddie Bravo15:15

      It's ridiculous.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:16

      That's, that's so ridiculous.

   6. EBEddie Bravo15:16

      That's, that's this one, that's like Epstein again.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      But this one, no one-

   8. EBEddie Bravo15:18

      This ain't the first Epstein. They have one, they have one all the time.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:20

      No one's defending it, yeah.

   10. EBEddie Bravo15:21

       No one, no one's saying-

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Have, no one's coming out defending. The government's just silent.

   12. EBEddie Bravo15:24

       I think, I think there's a good chance that he's alive.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       I think, I, I think it's him. That's crazy. That, that's where-

   14. EBEddie Bravo15:31

       I think they're just distracting everybody.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       I don't think it's that crazy.

   16. EBEddie Bravo15:33

       Oh, it wasn't a suicide.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       I want him to be alive.

   18. EBEddie Bravo15:35

       Oh, dude.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       'Cause it would make this even more fun. If we're in Europe and he like, "Anything's possible." You'd be like, "The fuck?"

   20. EBEddie Bravo15:38

       It's already crazy as fuck. The amount of deception that we're, that, that's shoved down our throats, well, it's obvious now. It's all out in the open. So any plausible theory, you can't laugh at. You know what I mean?

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Dude, he's in Thailand. I agree.

   22. EBEddie Bravo15:49

       He could easily be alive. He could easily be alive.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       He's in Thailand right now-

   24. EBEddie Bravo15:52

       Totally.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       ... with bandages all over his face, watching TV from the hospital.

   26. EBEddie Bravo15:55

       Exactly, exactly.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       He did full facial reconstruction surgery.

   28. EBEddie Bravo15:59

       Fuck, yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       Hey, man.

   30. EBEddie Bravo15:59

       They throw... It, it was the worst shit.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   It's not that s-…

   1. EBEddie Bravo30:00

      program.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      It's not that s- No, it's not that simple. It's like-... like, the, it could be one of the facets of life. Like, we could be creating a simulation just through culture and society, and that simulation is literally how we enter into another dimension. We're looking at it like it's some nonsense thing.

   3. BCBryan Callen30:15

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      Like, it's a simulation. Oh, it's just a simu- ... But it, it could literally be how dimensions are created. They're created by creativity and ingenuity and, and, and, and innovation over long periods of time with millions of people working in conjunction. Uh, different people figuring out processing power and coding and all these different things. And next thing you know, you've got these ... There's, there's these, uh, virtual reality places. Like, we have an Oculus out there that you can put on-

   5. BCBryan Callen30:39

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:39

      ... and you can do all these games. It's really fun. But there are some virtual reality places now that you go into a warehouse and you go through this whole thing. You know, there's a, there's a place that's in Disneyland and there's, uh, another place down the street called Sandbox and you play games. And-

   7. EBEddie Bravo30:51

      Oh, there's a, there's an arcade, a VR arcade at the Westfield Mall on-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:56

      Yeah.

   9. EBEddie Bravo30:56

      ... uh, Riverside, it's called, uh-

   10. BCBryan Callen30:57

       Well, there's one right here.

   11. EBEddie Bravo30:58

       ... Parallel Universe.

   12. BCBryan Callen30:59

       Yes.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:59

       But, but don't you think if we're in a simulation-

   14. EBEddie Bravo31:01

       I go all the time. That's what I'm saying.

   15. BCBryan Callen31:01

       ... and, and you believe we're in a simulation, if I was not right in the head, it'd be way easier for me to commit suicide if I just think and it's the whole simulation.

   16. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       Well, th- th- yeah, I mean, you can-

   17. BCBryan Callen31:11

       It gets dark, man.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       There's a lot of variables.

   19. BCBryan Callen31:12

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       There's a lot of variables about why shouldn't I just do whatever I want if it's just a simulation?

   21. BCBryan Callen31:15

       If it's a simulation, it doesn't count, does it?

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       But I, but I don't think it's that simple. I think all the rules apply. I think what, what they're trying to say is if human beings keep going, we definitely will create a simulation. It's just a matter of time. So if that's the case, how do we know that we're not in one already? And we really don't. Every day we go to sleep and every day we wake up and we assume and we have faith that all that stuff that we remember is really how life went on before we were awake. But we really don't know. Really, you don't ... When you black out and then come back to, who the fuck knows what's transpiring? Who knows where your consciousness goes? Who knows where you are? You're gone. Eight hours seems like a second. All of a sudden, you're foggy, a couple minutes to wake up and boom. Where'd that time go? Where are you? Who are you? You're assuming that all of the stuff that you know and all of the stuff that you experience is a hundred percent real.

   23. BCBryan Callen32:05

       But what if it is real?

   24. JRJoe Rogan32:06

       What do you mean? If the simulation is real?

   25. BCBryan Callen32:08

       No, what if the simulation isn't real and we are on this Earth?

   26. JRJoe Rogan32:10

       That's possible too.

   27. BCBryan Callen32:11

       And you are down for eight hours.

   28. EBEddie Bravo32:11

       You know, like, when it come-

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:12

       It's possible too.

   30. EBEddie Bravo32:12

       ... when it comes to simulation theory-
4. 45:00 – 59:27

   The loony left right…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      What do you, what do you mean? What do you think the loony left wants?

   2. EBEddie Bravo45:01

      The loony left right now-

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      What do you think they want?

   4. EBEddie Bravo45:03

      All the, the top of the loony left-

   5. GUGuest45:05

      That should be a T-shirt, by the way.

   6. EBEddie Bravo45:05

      The top of the loony left, the top of them, they're all gonna go down for some shit.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Okay, what do you think they want?

   8. EBEddie Bravo45:09

      It's not just Hunter Biden. It's not just Hunter Biden. It's Pelosi-

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      What do you think they want then?

   10. EBEddie Bravo45:14

       They want world wars. They want... You know what happened? Remember, remember 9/11? The day before 9/11, Donald Rumsfeld makes an announcement that the Pentagon is missing-

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       Yes.

   12. EBEddie Bravo45:23

       ... $2.3 trillion.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       Right.

   14. EBEddie Bravo45:25

       Guess what? There was gonna be a lot of investigations going on. People were gonna go down for that. But guess what? 9/11 happens and no one brings it up. So if we have a world war right now, uh, those people won't go to prison. What would you rather go... You'd rather go to prison or world war?

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       This is your theory?

   16. EBEddie Bravo45:38

       Well, this is the Q plan.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       But do you think there's world war?

   18. EBEddie Bravo45:41

       This is what's going on.

   19. GUGuest45:41

       So you think that Nancy-

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       What would rather happen?

   21. GUGuest45:43

       Hold on a second. You think Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, all these people got together and said, "Hey, we're gonna go to jail unless we start a world war, so let's collude to start a world war."

   22. EBEddie Bravo45:51

       No, no, no. I'm not saying no, no. They're not, they didn't say, "Let's start a world war."

   23. GUGuest45:54

       They're not it.

   24. EBEddie Bravo45:54

       But they want... It's a lot more, it's a lot more complicated than that. But do they want a world war? Do they want another 9/11? Fuck yeah. Dude, you don't think Biden wants a wor- world war three?

   25. GUGuest46:06

       Trump, Trump doesn't though.

   26. EBEddie Bravo46:07

       I mean this, I mean this-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       I don't think Trump does.

   28. GUGuest46:08

       Yes, I do.

   29. EBEddie Bravo46:08

       Dude, have you seen the video-

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       I think Biden wants to be president.

Episode duration: 4:10:34