Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 9, 2020

1. 0:02 – 0:28

   New Year kickoff, drinks on the table, and the conversation detours begin

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      Yee-haw! Happy new year, friends. Happy new year.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:05

      Happy new year.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Happy new year.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:06

      Oh, shit.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      Happy new year. Yes.

   6. EBEddie Bravo0:07

      The boys.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub0:08

      Mm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      Good to see you. Br- Brian Cowan's, uh, allegedly on the way. We've got all kinds of, uh, libations here. And, uh, what the fuck were we just talking about? I said save it. I said don't say it.

   9. EBEddie Bravo0:19

      World War II.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:20

       Bodies. What do they do with the bodies.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Before that though. It was something before that.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub0:22

       Mines, fields, size of Paris.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       No, it was even before that.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub0:26

       Oh, meat carnivore diet.

2. 0:28 – 7:59

   Joe’s carnivore diet experiment: weight loss, energy, and the brutal downside

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:28

      Oh, okay. Maybe it's that. Yeah. So I'm, uh, 10 days in, I think. Something like that. Today's the 9th, so I'm 11 days in. I started a couple of days before and I've been eating nothing but meat. Bacon, steak, elk meat, lot of extra fat. If I eat the elk meat, I eat a lot of bacon.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub0:43

      How's that cholesterol, son?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:45

      I don't know. I got my blood work done, uh, last Monday. I'll get the results back soon, and then I'm gonna do it again at the end of the month. But I've already lost seven pounds.

   4. EBEddie Bravo0:54

      You feel good?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:55

      Dude, I, I feel slim, dude.

   6. EBEddie Bravo0:57

      You look good. When you came in, I was like, "Yeah, he's looking tight."

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:59

      This bitch. Pshh.

   8. EBEddie Bravo1:00

      Boy's thick.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub1:01

      ... I don't know.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       I lost my belly. I had a gut. I was getting a gut.

   11. EBEddie Bravo1:03

       (clears throat)

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       I was ge-... It d-... This is where I get fat instantly, right here. It goes right here and then it starts pushing out.

   13. EBEddie Bravo1:09

       I think all dudes do, right?

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       I don't know. Some people get it in their face. I get it in my face too. I feel it in my face when I'm washing my face.

   15. EBEddie Bravo1:16

       Oh, hell yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:16

       My face feels smaller.

   17. EBEddie Bravo1:17

       Oh, totally.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub1:17

       Yeah, I get it in both.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       Yeah.

   20. EBEddie Bravo1:18

       Yeah.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub1:18

       But that's weird that when you feel your face, you're like, "Damn, my face feels smaller."

   22. EBEddie Bravo1:21

       I know.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:21

       Like, you know the shape of your face from... 'Cause you wash your face every day, so you get in there-

   24. EBEddie Bravo1:26

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:26

       ... and you're like, "Oh, this is, like, less face."

   26. EBEddie Bravo1:28

       Also, a fat face is a bummer.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:30

       It's a bummer.

   28. EBEddie Bravo1:30

       Yeah, I'm fatter than I've been ever.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub1:32

       Unless... (clears throat)

   30. EBEddie Bravo1:33

       I'm, like, 190 right now.
3. 7:59 – 11:34

   From diet to history: Indigenous diets, reservations, disease, and vaccines

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:59

      Yeah, um, people did eat like this, though. Li-... There's human beings that have ye-... eaten like this for long periods of time. Like, the idea that they didn't is crazy. Like, Inuits eat like this. Um, uh, Native Americans, the Comanches ate like this. Comanches barely ate anything other than buffalo.

   2. BCBryan Callen8:15

      Have you ever seen a Comanche? I mean, goddamn, I don't wanna look like that.

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:17

      Well, they're all dead, Brendan. Or in Oklahoma.

   4. BCBryan Callen8:19

      That's what I'm saying, dude.

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:20

      Yeah, but that's because of Americans had guns.

   6. EBEddie Bravo8:22

      They were probably-

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:22

      We had-

   8. EBEddie Bravo8:22

      You were probably shredded as fuck.

   9. JRJoe Rogan8:24

      Oh, yeah.

   10. EBEddie Bravo8:24

       Are you kidding me? Apaches?

   11. BCBryan Callen8:25

       Well, there's a difference between shredded-

   12. EBEddie Bravo8:27

       Shit.

   13. BCBryan Callen8:27

       ... and malnourished, Eddie.

   14. JRJoe Rogan8:28

       Well, some of 'em were giant.

   15. EBEddie Bravo8:29

       Come on, man.

   16. JRJoe Rogan8:30

       It's, uh, it was like, some of 'em-

   17. EBEddie Bravo8:31

       We're talking shit about Apaches? (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan8:32

       ... were mal-... The Comanches weren't necessarily malnourished. I mean, in the, in occasional bouts of famine they were. But for the most part, they were following the buffalo. Those people ate good.

   19. BCBryan Callen8:39

       Every caveman was Shred City, though. You know what I'm saying?

   20. JRJoe Rogan8:42

       Maybe.

   21. BCBryan Callen8:42

       Like, there's no fat cavemen. There's no fat Indians.

   22. JRJoe Rogan8:44

       Right, right, right. They didn't have a chance to get fat.

   23. BCBryan Callen8:46

       There's no carbs.

   24. JRJoe Rogan8:46

       Once they got older, once the, once the, uh, settlers moved in, though, and they started living on reservations and getting white man food, they all got fat. I'm reading this book about it now. They didn't know what to do with flour, so they would just try to eat it. They didn't know how to cook it, so they would just try to eat it. They were fucking starving when the-

   25. EBEddie Bravo9:00

       Fuck.

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:00

       ... when the white man took over, and th- pushed-

   27. BCBryan Callen9:04

       And-

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:04

       ... pushed the Navajo into reservations. It's horrible.

   29. BCBryan Callen9:05

       And when he sneezed on 'em and, like, took out all of 'em.

   30. JRJoe Rogan9:07

       Bro, 90% of 'em, dead.
4. 11:34 – 13:43

   Epstein enters the chat: ranch claims, ‘fake suicide’ coverage, and suspicion escalates

   1. EBEddie Bravo11:34

      Or fly into Jeffrey Epstein's ranch in, uh, Albuquerque.

   2. JRJoe Rogan11:38

      (laughs)

   3. BCBryan Callen11:38

      (laughs)

   4. EBEddie Bravo11:38

      Do you know he has a ranch?

   5. JRJoe Rogan11:39

      Does he have a ranch there?

   6. EBEddie Bravo11:39

      Du-... Not only does he have a ranch there-

   7. BCBryan Callen11:41

      What?

   8. EBEddie Bravo11:41

      ... but he's got... A mile away, he actually owns a western world. Like, it's like Westworld.Yeah, and-

   9. JRJoe Rogan11:48

      Dude, 60 Minutes-

   10. EBEddie Bravo11:48

       Like Spied on- The elites, the elites, the elites, that's where they hang out. Jeffery, Jeffery Epstein's western town.

   11. JRJoe Rogan11:54

       In Albuquerque?

   12. EBEddie Bravo11:55

       In Albuquerque.

   13. JRJoe Rogan11:56

       Dude, 60 Minutes had a piece-

   14. EBEddie Bravo11:58

       I saw it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan11:58

       ... about how the, uh, the, the suicide is fake. 60 Minutes- Did you, did you see in his, like, little, uh, cell, there was like 10 different freaking outfit jumpsuits. Jumpsuits. Yeah, we went over- There's a, there's a cord, there's a pen. Yeah. It's nuts. And his brother's the one who hired this outside lawyer, and the lawyer's like, "I know it, it, it looks like I'm here to be like, 'Oh, no, he didn't...' I'm telling you, look at all this stuff. Like, here's the evidence." Well, the Michael Baden guy, the guy from the HBO autopsy series, I mean, that guy has done thousands of autopsies, and he's a real expert. He's like, "I've never seen anyone who was... who hung themselves with injuries like this." Especially where the mark's at. Did you, did you know that?

   16. EBEddie Bravo12:37

       Who knows, who knows if, if that's all just a distraction to like, uh, get people arguing, make it so obvious that it was obv- it wasn't a suicide. It's so obvious. Let's release it, make it so obvious. Meanwhile he's still alive and everyone's trying to figure out how he died and, and all they care about is that he's dead.

   17. JRJoe Rogan12:53

       Do you think he's alive?

   18. EBEddie Bravo12:54

       They think he's dead. Anything could, anything could happen.

   19. JRJoe Rogan12:55

       And he's always putting that 3D chess, son.

   20. EBEddie Bravo12:57

       No, anything can happen.

   21. JRJoe Rogan12:57

       He's one step ahead of us. That's why he's so good at jiu-jitsu.

   22. EBEddie Bravo13:00

       Why, why would they have, why would they be pushing it-

   23. JRJoe Rogan13:03

       He's constantly in a fucking triangle.

   24. EBEddie Bravo13:03

       ... on... First, there's virtually a media blackout on it for the longest time, but they gotta talk about something, 'cause the longer the mainstream media doesn't talk about it, the more obvious it looks, and it's waking everybody up. You know how many people who are super anti-conspiracy theorists that are all into Epstein now? It's like when 9/11 happened, that woke up a lot of people. 9/11 woke people up. A lot of people say, "Well, it started with 9/11." A lot of shit's gonna, people are gonna say it started with Jeffery Epstein, 'cause it's so obvious.

   25. JRJoe Rogan13:31

       Epstein, even my dad's like-

   26. EBEddie Bravo13:32

       It's so obvious.

   27. JRJoe Rogan13:33

       ... "What are we doing?" Like, come on.

   28. EBEddie Bravo13:34

       What we're seeing now is-

   29. JRJoe Rogan13:34

       Dude, Michael Shermer, Michael Shermer's calling it a conspiracy.

   30. EBEddie Bravo13:38

       Everybody, people that hate conspiracy theorists are all into it. They're all-
5. 13:43 – 20:42

   Maxwell/Attwood rabbit hole: blackmail networks, intelligence links, and ‘kill switches’

   1. EBEddie Bravo13:43

      Dude, I'm so balls deep in s- uh, there's a guy on YouTube who every day he puts out, all he does is he's written books on gangsters and all that. Every day, he puts out a Epstein video, an update, and he just goes deeper and deeper-

   2. JRJoe Rogan13:56

      What's his name?

   3. EBEddie Bravo13:57

      ... and deeper. His name is Shaun Attwood. S-

   4. JRJoe Rogan13:59

      What's the update every day, though?

   5. EBEddie Bravo14:00

      S... Dude, it would take me two hours to, to go into... It's really all about Ghislaine Maxwell's father. He was the one who was originally doing what Epstein was doing. Epstein took... So Epstein started banging Ghislaine. She takes him. She goes, "You know what? You're gonna take over the family business." The family business is, is not just blackmailing the elite. That's part of it. But the p- man...

   6. JRJoe Rogan14:25

      A big part of it, right? A big part of it.

   7. EBEddie Bravo14:27

      I... You know what? I... Dude, it... Her father, he's the one, Robert Maxwell. That guy was a... Dude, he worked... He-

   8. JRJoe Rogan14:34

      (laughs) I love this shit. I don't know if I do.

   9. EBEddie Bravo14:36

      Like, I'm afraid to talk about this shit, dude.

   10. JRJoe Rogan14:38

       I don't know, he's dead, you know?

   11. EBEddie Bravo14:39

       Shaun Attwood, listen to Shaun Attwood. That dude...

   12. JRJoe Rogan14:40

       Okay, well, we'll have people go to that guy's page.

   13. EBEddie Bravo14:43

       Ugh, it's incredible how deep it is.

   14. JRJoe Rogan14:46

       It's, it's the first- It's the cover I got you coming up with. ... it's the first conspiracy, it's the first conspiracy in modern times where everyone is like, "No way." Ah, JFK.

   15. EBEddie Bravo14:53

       He's so deep.

   16. JRJoe Rogan14:54

       No, no, JFK, there's still people to this day that think that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, a lot of them, including people that have written, like, w- good... What is that, um, what's that guy's name who wrote Case Closed? Uh, William whatever. Uh, uh, there's, there's been a lot of credible people who think that, uh, Oswald acted alone.

   17. EBEddie Bravo15:13

       I don't think so.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:13

       That's so crazy. I don't think so.

   19. EBEddie Bravo15:15

       It's ridiculous.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       That's, that's so ridiculous.

   21. EBEddie Bravo15:16

       That's, that's this one, that's like Epstein again.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       But this one, no one-

   23. EBEddie Bravo15:18

       This ain't the first Epstein. They have one, they have one all the time.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       No one's defending it, yeah.

   25. EBEddie Bravo15:21

       No one, no one's saying-

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Have, no one's coming out defending. The government's just silent.

   27. EBEddie Bravo15:24

       I think, I think there's a good chance that he's alive.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       I think, I, I think it's him. That's crazy. That, that's where-

   29. EBEddie Bravo15:31

       I think they're just distracting everybody.

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       I don't think it's that crazy.
6. 20:42 – 25:12

   CIA history detour: MKUltra, brothels, and ‘Operation Midnight Climax’

   1. JRJoe Rogan20:42

      You know, I was reading, I was reading something that, uh, I was wr- I'm writing this bit about a real thing that happened with the CIA in the 1950s. And, uh, it's called Operation Midnight Climax. And, uh, you know, MKUltra, Eddie knows what that is.

   2. BCBryan Callen20:56

      I don't know what that is.

   3. JRJoe Rogan20:56

      Mind, mind control experience from the C-, uh, experiments from the CIA. They had 6% of the CIA's budget, and they had, there was n- no, no oversight. They, they could spend it on whatever they wanted. And what they were doing is just dosing the fuck out of people with LSD. They dosed this one guy 77 days in a row.

   4. BCBryan Callen21:13

      Jesus Christ.

   5. JRJoe Rogan21:13

      And, uh, they ran out of people that were willing to do it.

   6. EBEddie Bravo21:16

      (laughs)

   7. BCBryan Callen21:17

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan21:17

      Right? 'Cause a lot of times, it was college students. Like, that's how they toasted, uh, the Unabomber. They, they-

   9. BCBryan Callen21:21

      That's where Manson came from too.

   10. JRJoe Rogan21:22

       Well, a lot of these people, they cooked their brain with acid. Well, they did that with, uh... They ran out of people, so they started opening up brothels. So they'd open up whorehouses, and they called it Operation Midnight Climax.

   11. BCBryan Callen21:33

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan21:34

       So they would hire hookers, and the hookers would dose these guys up. They'd give them a drink that was filled with acid, right?

   13. BCBryan Callen21:41

       And then fuck them?

   14. JRJoe Rogan21:41

       And then fuck them on film.

   15. EBEddie Bravo21:43

       How much would they charge?

   16. BCBryan Callen21:44

       What a great gig.

   17. JRJoe Rogan21:45

       Good question, good question.

   18. BCBryan Callen21:45

       What a great gig.

   19. EBEddie Bravo21:46

       LSD and sex?

   20. JRJoe Rogan21:48

       And so they would film it through, like, two-way glass.

   21. BCBryan Callen21:51

       Wow.

   22. JRJoe Rogan21:52

       Yeah, and so they're, they're sitting there. Their whole budget was being spent on dosing guys and watching guys fuck.

   23. BCBryan Callen22:00

       Fantastic.

   24. JRJoe Rogan22:01

       It's hilarious.

   25. BCBryan Callen22:01

       USA.

   26. JRJoe Rogan22:02

       I mean, they, they did it for a lo- "CIA chief deplores CIA brothels." What year is this? (laughs)

   27. EBEddie Bravo22:08

       That looks like 1952.

   28. NANarrator22:10

       1952. 1977, San Francisco.

   29. JRJoe Rogan22:10

       But, but, but by that time, they've been doing it for more than 20 years.

   30. BCBryan Callen22:14

       I, I was reading a book on, on this stuff, and when they were dosing everyone with LSD and acid and stuff, in, uh, Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco, that's where Manson came out of. His, the whole family came out of there.
7. 25:12 – 29:03

   Meaning-making: Bible as a ‘manual,’ translation drift, and moral rules vs mythology

   1. EBEddie Bravo25:12

      That's the, that's the Bible, isn't it?

   2. JRJoe Rogan25:14

      Oh, the Bible's even worse.

   3. EBEddie Bravo25:15

      The Bible's, I mean, it's a bunch of stories though-

   4. JRJoe Rogan25:17

      But not just that. A bunch of stories transdelated multiple times.

   5. EBEddie Bravo25:19

      That's what I'm saying from-

   6. JRJoe Rogan25:20

      But, but-

   7. EBEddie Bravo25:21

      ... from a shitload of people.

   8. JRJoe Rogan25:22

      Yeah.

   9. EBEddie Bravo25:22

      For sure it got translated and all that shit with the Bible. But for sure I, I'm 100, in my heart I'm 100, I, I, I believe it 100% that there is some stuff in the Bible that's the real shit. There is the r- it comes from the real shit. It got distorted and translated and all that.

   10. JRJoe Rogan25:38

       What do you mean by the real shit? Like-

   11. EBEddie Bravo25:40

       Like a, like it's a manual on how to live your life right.

   12. JRJoe Rogan25:42

       Mm-hmm.

   13. GUGuest25:43

       Yeah.

   14. EBEddie Bravo25:43

       You know what I mean? If you, these are rules. Like, maybe God is the idea. Maybe God is the, and Jesus is the frequency. You wanna get in that frequency of life, don't deceive anybody.

   15. GUGuest25:53

       Don't kill each other.

   16. EBEddie Bravo25:54

       Don't fuck each other up.

   17. GUGuest25:55

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan25:55

       Don't steal.

   19. EBEddie Bravo25:55

       Then you will be in that zone.

   20. GUGuest25:57

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:57

       Don't, yeah.

   22. EBEddie Bravo25:57

       That's what God is.

   23. JRJoe Rogan25:58

       Yeah.

   24. GUGuest25:58

       Yeah.

   25. EBEddie Bravo25:58

       Like, maybe the book is a, a manual. It's gotta be because there's one thing, like I said, I'm balls deep in, in, uh, trying to find the truth. Sometimes I'm wrong. Whatever.

   26. GUGuest26:07

       Truth though-

   27. EBEddie Bravo26:07

       But a lot of guys, a lot of guys, uh, three different guys that I looked up to and looked and asked for information 'cause they were so into a certain area that I wasn't in. So I'm like, "Tell me more. Tell me more." And they're like my mentors. At the end, dude, all of 'em, they're starting to look into the Bible. And I remember the first guy back in like 2005 when I was like full blown, like, the Bi- you know, against religion and all that. Um, I would say, "Dude, what are you doing? (laughs) Dude, you showed me the way and now you're looking in the Bible." He goes, "I know it sounds crazy, but you gotta, you gotta, you gotta look into too. There's, this isn't just a book with crazy fairy tales. This is some real shit." And I'm like-

   28. JRJoe Rogan26:43

       Well what it is-

   29. EBEddie Bravo26:44

       And, and I was-

   30. JRJoe Rogan26:44

       ... is a historical account of the times of the people that lived back then as best they could tell it translated down over thousands of years.
8. 29:03 – 39:53

   Simulation theory and consciousness: probability arguments, VR, and existential dread

   1. GUGuest29:03

      Think it's a simulation?

   2. EBEddie Bravo29:04

      I think this is something. I don't, I don't believe in simulations.

   3. GUGuest29:06

      Me neither.

   4. JRJoe Rogan29:06

      Why don't you believe in simulations?

   5. EBEddie Bravo29:07

      Mm, there's just no-

   6. JRJoe Rogan29:08

      That buns, that buns me out.

   7. EBEddie Bravo29:09

      There's no evidence.

   8. JRJoe Rogan29:09

      When you think about your kids and shit, that buns me out.

   9. EBEddie Bravo29:11

      There's no evidence.

   10. GUGuest29:11

       Mm-mm.

   11. EBEddie Bravo29:12

       But, um, uh, but it could be true. It could be, but there, there's-

   12. JRJoe Rogan29:15

       But you know, like-

   13. EBEddie Bravo29:16

       ... zero evidence. Um-

   14. JRJoe Rogan29:17

       Really smart people d- don't just say-

   15. EBEddie Bravo29:19

       I don't go by consensus though.

   16. JRJoe Rogan29:21

       Not only is there ev- not only is there evidence, but it, if you look at probability theory, what was that guy's name, um, that was, uh, the, the, the guy w- Nick Bostrom. We talked about it in depth, and he said according to probability theory, it's more likely that we're in a s- a simulation.

   17. EBEddie Bravo29:36

       Maybe. Maybe, maybe that's true.

   18. JRJoe Rogan29:37

       Because, because the fact that simulations-

   19. GUGuest29:38

       That's why, but that's why you can measure it, and I believe-

   20. EBEddie Bravo29:39

       I just, I believe-

   21. JRJoe Rogan29:39

       ... are almost inevitable. If, unless we get disrupted by nature, unless we get hit with an asteroid or start-

   22. GUGuest29:45

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan29:45

       ... a nuclear war, it's inevitable the technology reaches a point where simulation's possible.

   24. GUGuest29:49

       Well, if you watch Rick and Morty, that's what it is basically.

   25. EBEddie Bravo29:50

       Well, if, if simulation is real, then the simulation goes on forever in this space that everyone thinks there is.

   26. JRJoe Rogan29:57

       It could be a part, a wave of life.

   27. EBEddie Bravo29:59

       An infinite computer program.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:00

       It's not that s- No, it's not that simple. It's like-... like, the, it could be one of the facets of life. Like, we could be creating a simulation just through culture and society, and that simulation is literally how we enter into another dimension. We're looking at it like it's some nonsense thing.

   29. BCBryan Callen30:15

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:15

       Like, it's a simulation. Oh, it's just a simu- ... But it, it could literally be how dimensions are created. They're created by creativity and ingenuity and, and, and, and innovation over long periods of time with millions of people working in conjunction. Uh, different people figuring out processing power and coding and all these different things. And next thing you know, you've got these ... There's, there's these, uh, virtual reality places. Like, we have an Oculus out there that you can put on-
9. 39:53 – 49:01

   Media distrust, Trump coverage, QAnon, and the Iran ‘World War III’ anxiety

   1. EBEddie Bravo39:53

      The one thing that's happening right now is we're, um, we're, we're at a point now where more people don't trust the mainstream information coming in more than ever. And it's gotten to the point it's, it's snowballing, where there's a, a, an army, they're called Anons, QAnons, that they're anonymous, but they're all on the same track looking for the truth, digging, digging, making YouTube channels. Boom, there's all these YouTube, and they're all popping up. They're becoming the new news, the real news. No commercials. No, um, uh, bullshit motherfuckers like Ander-

   2. JRJoe Rogan40:34

      No advertiser and stuff. Yeah.

   3. EBEddie Bravo40:36

      No, n- no, none of those. I mean, look at the news these days. Look at the news. Look what they're saying.

   4. JRJoe Rogan40:40

      But who's watching that, Eddie?

   5. EBEddie Bravo40:41

      Over and over. Nobody.

   6. JRJoe Rogan40:42

      Nobody's really fucking with them.

   7. EBEddie Bravo40:44

      Over and over.

   8. JRJoe Rogan40:44

      What, the news news?

   9. EBEddie Bravo40:44

      Over and over. They're wrong about everything over and over. Three years of, "Trump's a Russian agent." They gave Trump the Russian. They gave... That's the worst thing you could give a politician. He's a Russian agent. You can get killed for that shit. They gave him the worst shit. They gave him, uh, uh, Russia, racism, rape.

   10. JRJoe Rogan41:04

       Nothing.

   11. EBEddie Bravo41:04

       They gave him all that shit and nothing stuck.

   12. JRJoe Rogan41:06

       They got anything.

   13. EBEddie Bravo41:06

       They g- Nothing stuck. But if they could do that to the president, they could do that to anybody.

   14. JRJoe Rogan41:10

       But not take any pres- This is the first time we've ever really seen that being done to a president. Yeah, I know.

   15. EBEddie Bravo41:14

       Dude, if they could do that to him-

   16. JRJoe Rogan41:16

       Like, full on.

   17. EBEddie Bravo41:16

       ... they can do that to anybody.

   18. JRJoe Rogan41:17

       But it's interesting because he's the first president ever that's made like an assault on the media.

   19. EBEddie Bravo41:22

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan41:22

       And instead of like proving their integrity and being unflappable and sticking to the tightest journalistic standards-

   21. EBEddie Bravo41:30

       Yep.

   22. JRJoe Rogan41:30

       ... they've, they've actually slipped.

   23. EBEddie Bravo41:32

       Yeah. No matter what hap- no matter what Trump does, they take the opposite stance.

   24. JRJoe Rogan41:37

       But it also-

   25. EBEddie Bravo41:37

       No matter what.

   26. JRJoe Rogan41:38

       But it's also happening at the same time. See, Trump got... One of the ways that Trump got a lot of attention when he was running for president is being outrageous.

   27. EBEddie Bravo41:45

       Yep.

   28. JRJoe Rogan41:45

       So they would cover him. So all these, these news channels that thought they were gonna expose him for being a jerk or for saying crazy things-

   29. EBEddie Bravo41:53

       They shot themselves in the foot.

   30. JRJoe Rogan41:54

       ... so they wouldn't cover him, they just made him more and more popular.
10. 49:01 – 52:32

    Back to fights: Conor vs Cowboy, Usman’s dominance, and weight-class realities

    1. BCBryan Callen49:01

       But real quick, Conor-Cowboy next weekend, fellas.

    2. JRJoe Rogan49:03

       Yes, next weekend. Oh, shit. Yeah, we can start with that.

    3. BCBryan Callen49:05

       Yeah, man.

    4. JRJoe Rogan49:06

       What do you think about that?

    5. BCBryan Callen49:07

       Uh...

    6. JRJoe Rogan49:07

       Conor looks very good in training.

    7. BCBryan Callen49:09

       Yeah.

    8. JRJoe Rogan49:09

       He looks very lean, he looks big.

    9. BCBryan Callen49:11

       And I- I- I had Dominick Cruz on my show, uh, The Food Truck Diary yesterday, and he saw, uh, Conor at the training center in Vegas and was like, "Dude, his footwork, the way he moves." He's like, "He has some new shit too, man."

    10. JRJoe Rogan49:23

        Really?

    11. BCBryan Callen49:23

        He was like, "I don't wanna get into it."

    12. JRJoe Rogan49:25

        He's very explosive. The thing is if Cowboy can survive the initial onslaught, it becomes very interesting to see... You know, I re-watched Conor and Khabib and, you know, people were always talking about Conor gassing out. Well, one of the things that was interesting about Conor-Khabib is that the third round, he came out guns blazing.

    13. BCBryan Callen49:41

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan49:41

        You know, and Khabib had been mauling him for the- for the first two.

    15. BCBryan Callen49:43

        Have you- have you heard about that camp too? Have you- did you hear his MAC Life interview? He started doing interviews and he was honest. He goes, "Man, for that Khabib fight, I- I didn't train that hard, wasn't committed. I took the fight. You know, it is what it is."

    16. JRJoe Rogan49:55

        Hmm.

    17. BCBryan Callen49:55

        He said, "That's why I want a rematch." And he says he hasn't been committed.

    18. JRJoe Rogan49:58

        Hmm.

    19. BCBryan Callen49:58

        And I- I- with everything going on, the outside kind of, um, chaos, I- I kinda buy into it, man. But everyone says-

    20. JRJoe Rogan50:05

        I've been watching some old Conor fights. Old Conor fights are awesome. Like, from Cage Warriors?

    21. BCBryan Callen50:09

        But I think you're- you're gonna get a version of that old Conor next Saturday against Cowboy.

    22. JRJoe Rogan50:13

        He was throwing Capoeira kicks in Cage Warriors.

    23. BCBryan Callen50:15

        I don't like that it's at 170 though.

    24. JRJoe Rogan50:17

        Well-

    25. BCBryan Callen50:17

        When I heard that, I went, "Oh, I don't like that."

    26. JRJoe Rogan50:19

        Well, it's- it's okay.

    27. BCBryan Callen50:20

        It's for him.

    28. JRJoe Rogan50:20

        But it's okay because it's basically 155 or they don't cut weight. They're both 55ers. Conor obviously has fought 70 when he fought Nate and, you know-

    29. BCBryan Callen50:28

        Conor's a small 70.

    30. JRJoe Rogan50:29

        Cowboy has fought 70 really successfully against big strong guys, dangerous guys like Mike Perry and Alex Pereira.
11. 52:32 – 57:00

    Callen arrives late: friendship, aging, relevance, and the comedy-work ethic

    1. BCBryan Callen52:32

       3:30 to my ass.

    2. JRJoe Rogan52:34

       Look at this. No wine-

    3. GUGuest52:35

       What time is it?

    4. JRJoe Rogan52:36

       ... no cheese.

    5. GUGuest52:36

       What time is it?

    6. JRJoe Rogan52:37

       It's 4:12.

    7. BCBryan Callen52:38

       4:12.

    8. GUGuest52:38

       Oh.

    9. JRJoe Rogan52:40

       Traffic. I came from Culver City.

    10. BCBryan Callen52:41

        And where's your-

    11. GUGuest52:42

        You son of a bitch.

    12. BCBryan Callen52:42

        And where's your bag of- of wine with cheese?

    13. JRJoe Rogan52:44

        We- we have wine. Well, I thought he was bringing whiskey. We have whiskey. We have wine. All right. There's no need to bring any- We thought- we thought you were gonna be like this. I barely got here. Rocking like this.

    14. GUGuest52:52

        I would've.

    15. JRJoe Rogan52:52

        You- you missed all the flat earth talk.

    16. GUGuest52:55

        Oh, shock. We went deep.

    17. BCBryan Callen52:56

        You- you- you missed the Epstein talk, which was really-

    18. JRJoe Rogan52:59

        Q- QAnon. We just saw that. Let me, I'll tell you about-

    19. GUGuest53:02

        That's Trump.

    20. JRJoe Rogan53:02

        I'll tell you about the Epstein stuff though.

    21. GUGuest53:03

        Pass that.

    22. JRJoe Rogan53:03

        The crazy stuff.

    23. GUGuest53:04

        Pass that.

    24. JRJoe Rogan53:04

        Dude, you're gonna trip when you hear the ship. After the show.

    25. BCBryan Callen53:07

        I- I wanna know what the next door was.

    26. GUGuest53:09

        After the show.

    27. JRJoe Rogan53:09

        Shout out to, uh, Meat Eater Whiskey.

    28. GUGuest53:11

        After this. Hey, let me see that. How's that wine?

    29. BCBryan Callen53:12

        Where's that buffalo trace, son?

    30. GUGuest53:14

        That wine is like 2010. That looks good.
12. 57:00 – 1:10:00

    Carnivore redux + injuries: Joe’s knee fracture, plantar fasciitis fixes, and ‘black ink’ diarrhea

    1. JRJoe Rogan57:00

       Dude, I'm on a full carnivore diet.

    2. BSBrendan Schaub57:02

       What's up, bitch? Of course he is. What's up, bro? Because Joe likes to be trendy, and Joe-

    3. JRJoe Rogan57:04

       No, that's not trendy.

    4. BSBrendan Schaub57:05

       No, no, he's not trendy.

    5. JRJoe Rogan57:06

       Dude, I've lost seven pounds.

    6. BSBrendan Schaub57:07

       Joe's, Joe's like an extremist.

    7. JRJoe Rogan57:09

       No, there's a bunch of people-

    8. BSBrendan Schaub57:10

       That's definitely extremist.

    9. JRJoe Rogan57:11

       ... he's, he's extremist, for sure.

    10. BSBrendan Schaub57:11

        Definitely extremist. But I did it for an experiment publicly. Moderation's not in his middle, n- not his middle name. I knew Cal, I knew Cal would hate on it. I wanted to find out-

    11. JRJoe Rogan57:17

        I wanted to... You wanna hear an Aztec death whistle?

    12. BSBrendan Schaub57:19

        Sure. (Aztec death whistle blows) (laughs) Oh my God.

    13. JRJoe Rogan57:26

        It sounds like death.

    14. BSBrendan Schaub57:26

        (laughs) It's not very good. Dude, that sounds- (laughs)

    15. JRJoe Rogan57:29

        (sighs)

    16. BSBrendan Schaub57:29

        It sounds like you're blowing it- That's really bad.

    17. JRJoe Rogan57:30

        That sounds like-

    18. BSBrendan Schaub57:30

        I called him on this so bad. You ever seen this, where I just... (Aztec death whistle blows) How does he do it?

    19. JRJoe Rogan57:36

        Yeah. (laughs)

    20. BSBrendan Schaub57:37

        (laughs)

    21. JRJoe Rogan57:37

        Whatever.

    22. BSBrendan Schaub57:38

        (laughs)

    23. JRJoe Rogan57:40

        Apparently, the Aztecs-

    24. BSBrendan Schaub57:41

        You tried.

    25. JRJoe Rogan57:42

        I did, that was only my second time doing it, whatever.

    26. BSBrendan Schaub57:42

        Wait, which way does it... This way?

    27. JRJoe Rogan57:44

        That way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you gotta cup it and-

    28. BSBrendan Schaub57:46

        Suck on it though. (Aztec death whistle blows) Suck on it, Cal. Suck it in.

    29. JRJoe Rogan57:48

        So they would, the Aztecs, when they were taunting the enemy, they would do that on the hillside, like while they were camped out and sleeping. They would keep them up all night and psychologically fuck with them. (Aztec death whistle blows)

    30. BSBrendan Schaub57:56

        Jesus Christ.

Episode duration: 4:10:34