Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 27, 2018

Joe sits down with Eddie Bravo & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on May 27, 2018.

Joe RoganhostBrendan SchaubguestEddie BravoguestFight Companion Additional Guest (unidentified, likely a comedian friend)guestJoey Diazguest

May 27, 20183h 15mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
Three, two, one. Bam!…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Three, two, one. Bam! We're live. We got up early as a motherfucker, ladies and gentlemen. Not really.
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  Nah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  It's 10:00 AM. Didn't we do one at like 4:00 AM before?
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  We did one at 5:00 AM. Remember that?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  What was that for? What was it-
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  Damn.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  What was that for?
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  It was a, uh, it was a England card, right?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Was it? Something.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  It was UFC Congo.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Maybe it was like China or something. Congo. (laughs)
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  It might've been China.
13. EBEddie Bravo
  It might've been China. Yeah.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  It might've been China. Like, what time is it-
15. BSBrendan Schaub
  That makes sense.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  ... in Africa right now? Was it yesterday?
17. BSBrendan Schaub
  Fuck.
18. EBEddie Bravo
  Yes-
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  I think it's... They're 12 hours ahead.
20. EBEddie Bravo
  Is it yest- Is it Wednesday in Africa? (laughs)
21. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
23. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
24. JRJoe Rogan
  It's definitely 1960.
25. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
26. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
27. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) I forgot he knocked out Whittaker. We're looking at Wonderboy, uh, stopping Whittaker. That's-
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  At se- yeah.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  That's big.
30. BSBrendan Schaub
  At 70.
15:00 – 30:00
It's so good. …
1. BSBrendan Schaub
  fucking amazing.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  It's so good.
3. BSBrendan Schaub
  He's so talented, man.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Yours was good too the other night. The comedy stuff-
5. EBEddie Bravo
  Mine?
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, your Gentile was fucking good.
7. EBEddie Bravo
  Oh, I was doing ... It was good.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  I was high.
9. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah, that was good though.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  I was channeling.
11. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
12. EBEddie Bravo
  Super legit though.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  "I've done everything I can to prepare."
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, a lot of pressure on that kid.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, well it's crazy if this is all going on, um, as we heard that while his girlfriend is pregnant and in the hospital.
16. BSBrendan Schaub
  And she's having issues like with the baby.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
18. BSBrendan Schaub
  I can't imagine.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Guys-
20. EBEddie Bravo
  Check this out, he's about to take him down.
21. BSBrendan Schaub
  We've been through, we've been through pregnancies before, it's terrifying.
22. EBEddie Bravo
  Oh, he's gonna take him down.
23. BSBrendan Schaub
  Oh, you just want a healthy baby, that's the last thing you want to deal with fight week.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Exactly.
25. EBEddie Bravo
  There it goes.
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah.
27. EBEddie Bravo
  Oh.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  Oh, no, no.
29. EBEddie Bravo
  Maybe not, maybe not.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Is it the same baby mama or a different one?
30:00 – 45:00
No. …
1. EBEddie Bravo
  when you were doing Tae Kwon Do, no one gave you a nickname?
2. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
3. EBEddie Bravo
  Joe?
4. JRJoe Rogan
  No. When I was, uh, playing pool a lot, I was Joe The Comedian.
5. EBEddie Bravo
  Dude, GSP went off on you on the, the podcast he just did on your turning sidekick. Holy shit, talk about endorsing this, man.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  He was critiquing it? Oh, he said it was good.
7. EBEddie Bravo
  That was GSP for a half an hour is going on about his power.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
9. EBEddie Bravo
  It was incredible. No shit, George.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Holy shit, that's GSP going off on Joe Rogan. Yeah, we trained a little afterwards. I s- I switched my mats out.
11. EBEddie Bravo
  (laughs)
12. JRJoe Rogan
  I had those, uh, zebra mats that are super smooth. No bueno.
13. EBEddie Bravo
  Too slick?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Too smooth, too slick.
15. EBEddie Bravo
  Dude, you should do, you should do, uh, a DVD on, on throwing kicks.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Now they're textured. DVD, was it? 1997?
17. EBEddie Bravo
  Dude.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Some sort of a video.
19. EBEddie Bravo
  People still, you know, people still-
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Nah.
21. EBEddie Bravo
  John Danaher just put out a DVD.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, he put out a video series.
23. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah, yeah, I bet he did.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  But I think it's on demand, right?
25. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah. I bet he did. (laughs)
26. JRJoe Rogan
  I bet he did. (laughs) John Danaher just living in the 90s.
27. EBEddie Bravo
  What do you mean?
28. JRJoe Rogan
  You think he got a flip phone?
29. EBEddie Bravo
  He's still wearing Wranglers and fucking Under Armor tops. Of course he put out a DVD. (laughs)
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey, hey. Hey, bro. He's got a strong fanny pack game. He's got a strong fanny pack game.
45:00 – 1:00:00
Joe, look at that…
1. BSBrendan Schaub
  now you can do it on ESPN.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Joe, look at that shit. That is nasty.
3. BSBrendan Schaub
  But now you can do it on ESPN+, Joe.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
5. BSBrendan Schaub
  Could be b- could be, but you gotta pay for that.
6. EBEddie Bravo
  Is ESPN+, is that on-
7. BSBrendan Schaub
  You gotta pay for Fight Pass.
8. EBEddie Bravo
  ... is that online?
9. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, but you gotta pay for another thing now.
10. EBEddie Bravo
  That's online?
11. BSBrendan Schaub
  Uh, it's digital. ESPN+ is a digital app. Eddie, what, what could he have done-
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Sammy's get out of this.
13. F(Fight Companion Additional Guest (unidentified)
  I think the difference is-
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  What could he do to get out of this, Eddie?
15. EBEddie Bravo
  He's gotta peel that arm off his neck. (laughs)
16. BSBrendan Schaub
  A little late.
17. F(Fight Companion Additional Guest (unidentified)
  (laughs)
18. EBEddie Bravo
  (Laughs) That's the-
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  It's way too late at this point, right, Eddie?
20. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah.
21. BSBrendan Schaub
  I mean, you can hand fight, but-
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Once you get to that spot, what can he do?
23. EBEddie Bravo
  He coulda got, he coulda, he... A couple things. Uh, you gotta protect your neck, obviously, and then he's gotta get up to the leg press position where, you know, he could get up on, like, it's, he's doing a leg press pushing back.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
25. EBEddie Bravo
  That'll relieve some of the pressure and then g- eventually get over to the side of the cinched body triangle-
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  Joke, you know.
27. EBEddie Bravo
  ... and try to break that shit apart.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah.
29. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah, you gotta break those body triangles apart.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  You gotta move fast too, yeah.
1:00:00 – 1:01:02
This kid's been talking…
1. EBEddie Bravo
  is pretty awesome for MMA.
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  This kid's been talking so much shit.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Americani, Mr. Finland.
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  He's a bad motherfucker.
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  He's been talking so much shit.
7. EBEddie Bravo
  Remember Alan Belcher versus, uh, um-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Tree stump?
9. EBEddie Bravo
  ... Rusimar Palhares?
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  Palhares, when he beat the shit out of him? Mm-hmm.
11. EBEddie Bravo
  That was one of the greatest fights of all fucking time.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, boy, everybody was scared of that leg lock.
13. EBEddie Bravo
  Dude.
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude, I saw him a week la- (sighs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  And Alan jumped right in there.
16. EBEddie Bravo
  Dude.
17. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude, he put him... He had Rusimar in a twister, man.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  He went into it.
19. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah.
20. BSBrendan Schaub
  I saw him a week later and I was so impressed by that, I scared him. You thought he was Mike Tyson.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
22. BSBrendan Schaub
  I was like, "Bro!" He's like, "Jesus Christ."
23. EBEddie Bravo
  Yeah.
24. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'm like, "What you did was insane, man."
25. JRJoe Rogan
  It was insane.
26. EBEddie Bravo
  And Rusimar-
27. BSBrendan Schaub
  Especially at the time.
28. EBEddie Bravo
  Ru- he had Rusimar in a, in a twister. He had him in the truck, almost finished him. Rusimar gets o- gets out, has Alan Belcher in all sorts of leg lock trouble. And Alan Belcher just dismantled all that shit and beat the fuck out of him.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  He brought in Dean Lister and who else? Was it Tom DeBlass? Who- who-
30. EBEddie Bravo
  No, he brought in, uh, for that fight, for a month, he brought in Dean Lister and Davi Ramos, who's in the UFC.

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Three, two, one. Bam!…

It's so good. …

No. …

Joe, look at that…

This kid's been talking…

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