JRE - End Of The World #2

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. NANarrator0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music)

   4. TDTim Dillon0:12

      Is it real?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      It's live. This is it. End of the world, part two. Tim Dillon, you savage. It's good to see you my friend.

   6. TDTim Dillon0:19

      Thank you for having me. We're back.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Kyle Kulinski, voice of reason, the person who actually understands politics.

   8. KKKyle Kulinski0:23

      That's debatable. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:25

      De- it is debatable but-

   10. KKKyle Kulinski0:25

       We'll see how much the voice of reason I am.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       I will say, uh, I will lean towards you knowing what you're talking about. Um, what's going on?

   12. NANarrator0:34

       I'm gonna check.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Oh. So, do you... Do you have an opinion about how this is gonna go down?

   14. KKKyle Kulinski0:39

       Yeah, do I, yeah, do I have a prediction?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Yeah. Yes.

   16. KKKyle Kulinski0:41

       Yes. Uh, it's very likely to be Joe Biden winning.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       And what, what, what makes you say this?

   18. KKKyle Kulinski0:46

       First of all, let me just, let me just make clear so you, we don't get mass down-voted, I'm not saying that because I necessarily-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       Let's get mass down-voted.

   20. KKKyle Kulinski0:53

       ... want that to happen, I'm saying that empirically I think it's very likely that he's gonna win. And the reason I say that is, I, I actually sent this to you Jaime, if you, uh, wanna pull it up, but, um, when you look at the polls, and I know, we can get into whether or not you should even believe the polls, right?

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:06

       Right.

   22. KKKyle Kulinski1:06

       Because-

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       2016.

   24. KKKyle Kulinski1:07

       ... you don't think so, right?

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:08

       Well, my thing with polls, I, I even have a bit on it, is like, who answers polls? Morons. So if you're listening to morons, like 46% of morons believe this. But nobody, a normal person with like a regular life, they, "Hey Kyle, may I have a few minutes of your time to ask you about politics?" You don't say yes to that. Morons say yes to that. So the people that you're polling are almost all morons.

   26. KKKyle Kulinski1:33

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:33

       Or lonely, or sad.

   28. KKKyle Kulinski1:36

       (laughs) Lonely or sad.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:38

       Right?

   30. TDTim Dillon1:38

       It's true. I, I wanna get polled.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yes. …

   1. KKKyle Kulinski15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Yes.

   3. KKKyle Kulinski15:00

      ... and he had like six of them sitting there.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Yeah.

   5. KKKyle Kulinski15:02

      And then when they asked him that question, which, by the way, of course, was like the first question they asked him-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Yeah.

   7. KKKyle Kulinski15:06

      ... he was like, "Listen, I'm not proud of what I said, but what I said was just words. It was just words."

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Locker room talk.

   9. KKKyle Kulinski15:11

      "What Bill did was actions. What he did was actions and they're all right there. Bill, I think you should apologize to these people right here." And what you do is you flip it-

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       Yeah.

   11. KKKyle Kulinski15:18

       And you go on the offense.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       Yeah. Right.

   13. KKKyle Kulinski15:19

       And then the best defense is a good offense, and then he made it a wash. The issue was now awash.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       But also, in his case, that is a really good argument. This is not like-

   15. KKKyle Kulinski15:26

       Of course it's a good argument. Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       It's not like a regular person.

   17. KKKyle Kulinski15:29

       Listen, listen-

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       He's talking about Bill Clinton, who's married to Hillary Clinton, who was his opponent. So her calling him a sexual predator is rich. I mean, that, that's rich.

   19. KKKyle Kulinski15:37

       That's right. And also, let, let's be serious. It just diverts from what we're really supposed to be talking about when we're discussing the most powerful person in the world. Tell me what you're gonna do with the economy.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       Right.

   21. KKKyle Kulinski15:47

       Tell me what you're gonna do with taxes.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Right.

   23. KKKyle Kulinski15:48

       Tell me what you're gonna do with infrastructure. Tell me what you're gonna do with foreign policy. And if we're not having that conversation, I do think most Americans, there's something in them where they're just like, "This is not serious."

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       You know what? Let me ask you this. You, you, you see, you say that he should have ended these wars, he should have disbanded the NSA. Do, do-

   25. KKKyle Kulinski16:04

       I wouldn't, I wouldn't go that far. Just stop the spying.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       I don't, I don't even think it's possible. First of all, I don't think the president has that kind of power. I, I'm ignorant-

   27. KKKyle Kulinski16:10

       Well, technically he does.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:11

       ... I-

   29. KKKyle Kulinski16:11

       Like, technically he can 'cause that's an executive agency and he controls the executive agencies.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:14

       So he could literally disband the NSA?
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. KKKyle Kulinski30:00

      I've never heard that. (laughs)

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      (laughs)

   3. KKKyle Kulinski30:01

      I've heard a lot of black people say, "Can I have a McFish?" and I think it's great.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      Well, that seems, it seems racist, but I don't think it is.

   5. KKKyle Kulinski30:05

      (laughs)

   6. JVJamie Vernon30:05

      (laughs)

   7. KKKyle Kulinski30:05

      It is racist.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      It's right on the edge. (laughs)

   9. KKKyle Kulinski30:07

      There's some things as-

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:08

       It's right on the edge.

   11. KKKyle Kulinski30:09

       That might be the last thing on the menu I would get, is a Filet-o-Fish.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       It's delicious.

   13. KKKyle Kulinski30:12

       It's great.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       They're very good.

   15. KKKyle Kulinski30:13

       Mm-hmm.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:13

       They're so good, you won't want to have three.

   17. KKKyle Kulinski30:14

       They steam the bun and make them good. No, I prefer chicken or beef like a real man.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       Okay. Well, I apologize.

   19. KKKyle Kulinski30:20

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       Mm-hmm. McDonald's Steakhouse. So, you're saying that if everything's equal-... and Trump wins everything he won in 2016-

   21. KKKyle Kulinski30:29

       Right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... he still has a very narrow path to victory.

   23. KKKyle Kulinski30:33

       No, so the point that I was making, and I'll explain it for people who didn't get the gist of it, but it basically... If you take the polls in 2016 and do the same sort of pro-Trump swing that happened on election day, they've done that and when you calculate those numbers, it's still Biden with 335 electoral votes. So, even if you have that same pro-Trump swing, it's still Biden winning by a fairly safe margin. Now, to get to your point about does he have a path? Yes, Trump has a path for sure, but it's basically one path and he can't afford any mess-ups along the way. So, he has to win... He has to win Florida, he has to win Pennsylvania, he has to win Arizona, he has to win Ohio, and these... Like, Ohio and Iowa are the only two swing states where he's actually up in the average of the polling. All the other ones he's down. And there's also another crazy thing going on which... And I struggle to believe this as well. I think Trump is probably gonna win Texas, but the polling right there now is they're actually dead tied. Biden and Trump are dead tied in Texas.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:31

       That is the craziest.

   25. KKKyle Kulinski31:32

       Doesn't that- Doesn't that skew, uh, bias towards Democrats because they're traditionally, um, voting earlier by mail? Yeah. So, that was another point that I was going to get to. When the votes roll in, everybody's gonna freak out at every single thing that they see. But there are some states that count the mail-ins first and when they count the mail-ins first, it's gonna look like Biden's winning in a landslide. And then there's other states that do the opposite, which is they count the on the day votes first. And the states that do that, it's gonna look like Trump is winning in a landslide. So basically, everybody has to relax until you actually get, you know, to a very high percentage of the votes counted before you really know what's going on because there's gonna be big swings throughout the night in ev- virtually every state. But I actually have the specific states if you're interested in knowing which states are gonna swing like that.

   26. JRJoe Rogan32:16

       Well, let's find out where we're at right now. Is there, uh, anything, Jamie, that shows us where we're at right now? Here we go. Look at that. Florida looks like Trump, Alabama Trump, Mississippi Trump. It's Trump. Trump won.

   27. KKKyle Kulinski32:28

       Okay, so here right now...

   28. JRJoe Rogan32:29

       Trump is the president.

   29. KKKyle Kulinski32:30

       It's over. He won again. So, right now-

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:32

       Texas is blue.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. KKKyle Kulinski45:00

      you can do a similar version of that by just doing a universal basic income.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      Mm-hmm.

   3. KKKyle Kulinski45:03

      You know, that's Andrew Yang's idea, it's something that he's really popularized. There's other ways to go about it, recurring stimulus checks-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Well, on the third night of quarantine, they had Nancy Pelosi was giving a tour of her to- like town or her house.

   5. KKKyle Kulinski45:12

      Listen, she's the worst.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      And she was showing the different gelatos that she had in her freezer. This is right after 30 million people were instantly made unemployed. And Nancy Pelosi was like going, "We like the chocolate and then we like this." And it was like the craziest thing I'd ever seen and that's the party that's supposed to care. But she's-

   7. KKKyle Kulinski45:29

      Okay.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:30

      She's done so many things like that. Yeah, so many. Like she, she lied about telling people, like when people were, uh, like when the pandemic was first starting-

   9. KKKyle Kulinski45:38

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       She was telling people, "Please go out, go to Chinatown."

   11. KKKyle Kulinski45:40

       Yeah, they were... People were acting like total idiots and they weren't listening to the real experts early on and everything was incredibly politicized. But it, to answer your question though, from before, Trump and Mnuchin were calling for it too, Joe. They also wanted stimulus checks. The people who didn't want stimulus checks, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell. But Trump and Mnuchin, the treasury secretary, wanted stimulus checks because listen, Trump knew, "Hey, you know, I'm kind of struggling in the polls here. I wanna throw a Hail Mary pass." One of the ways to get people to like you, you know, three weeks before an election, cut them another stimulus check. And he famously wanted his name on the checks. He said, "Put my name on the check so that when people cash it, they know that it's from me and then they're more likely to vote for me." And what got in his way was Nancy Pelosi, who wouldn't accept any deal even if it was a good deal, and Mitch McConnell who, even if Nancy Pelosi accepted the stimulus deal, Mitch McConnell would've blocked it anyway. So, those are the real ghouls because Trump wanted stimulus checks, Mnuchin wanted stimulus checks.

   12. JRJoe Rogan46:39

       Do they ever leave?

   13. KKKyle Kulinski46:39

       And this is to their credit.

   14. JRJoe Rogan46:40

       Do they ever leave? She's 100... I mean, does she ever go away?

   15. KKKyle Kulinski46:45

       I know, man. I know.

   16. JRJoe Rogan46:45

       She's spooky. When she went to that fucking, uh, beauty salon and had no mask on-

   17. KKKyle Kulinski46:50

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:50

       ... and then was talking about it, "They should apologize, they set me up." Like, you know, I've said this before, I'll say it again, I don't even have hair- Right. (laughs) And I knew that beauty salons were closed.

   19. KKKyle Kulinski46:58

       Right, everyone knew.

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:59

       You know, you, that lady is 150 years old-

   21. KKKyle Kulinski47:01

       The greatest-

   22. JRJoe Rogan47:02

       She must get her hair dyed every 15 minutes.

   23. KKKyle Kulinski47:03

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan47:03

       Yeah, the greatest story about her was there was a bird that got into her Georgetown townhouse and she had to chase this big bird out of her-

   25. KKKyle Kulinski47:09

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan47:09

       I mean, she's just this real... But the fact that she went to a place that was shut down and she wasn't even wearing a mask. Right. Like all the, uh, like, they're just hypocrites.

   27. KKKyle Kulinski47:18

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan47:18

       They don't care.

   29. KKKyle Kulinski47:19

       Yeah. I mean-

   30. JRJoe Rogan47:20

       They need new leadership. You know who's been amazing? Jimmy Dore.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:03:30

   Can I Air Drop-…

   1. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:00

      depends, it depends how shitty it is, though, right?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Can I Air Drop-

   3. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:02

      Like, if it's actually okay...

   4. JVJamie Vernon1:00:03

      If it's even less, like slightly less, uh, I'm gonna d- go slavery.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Here it is.

   6. JVJamie Vernon1:00:09

      (laughs)

   7. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:09

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:09

      But can, but can I Air Drop with the Fairphone?

   9. JVJamie Vernon1:00:11

      I'm going slavery. It's for Android, so I mean...

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

       Okay. Designed to last.

   11. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:15

       I don't know if it's-

   12. JVJamie Vernon1:00:15

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

       What does it say? Recycled and, uh, recycled and fair materials. 48 megapixel camera. That's pretty good.

   14. JVJamie Vernon1:00:23

       You look, you look like a punk if you have this.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       How dare you?

   16. JVJamie Vernon1:00:26

       You look like a punk if you pull out a Fairphone.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Look at this fucking guy. He doesn't-

   18. JVJamie Vernon1:00:29

       Dude, it's horrible.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       He doesn't even agree with slavery, this asshole.

   20. JVJamie Vernon1:00:32

       What a horrible conversation starter.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       (laughs)

   22. JVJamie Vernon1:00:33

       "Oh, I have a Fairphone." Oh, you think you've stopped slavery because you have one Fairphone?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       Well, let's look, do they, why do they have white text on blue? It's so hard to read.

   24. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:41

       But see, no, you're actually making a great point. You're making a great point.

   25. JVJamie Vernon1:00:43

       I'm making, I'm always doing that, Perry. (laughs)

   26. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:44

       Because, like, it's not an individual issue. It's like when people say about climate change-

   27. JVJamie Vernon1:00:48

       I just never know when I'm doing it.

   28. KKKyle Kulinski1:00:49

       It's like when people say about climate change, like, "Oh, do you drive a fucking car? Is that what you did? You drove a car to get here? Did you know that fucking climate change is happening?" It's like, yeah, asshole, and it's not like one individual can really make that much of a difference. You actually need action from a higher level, like 73% of the emissions that lead to climate change come from the same, come from... I'm sorry.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:06

       They only sell outside of Europe? What does it say there?

   30. KKKyle Kulinski1:01:08

       73 companies get like 100% or 90% of the emissions, some crazy stats that I'm not remembering.

Episode duration: 3:45:26