JRE Fight Companion - June 22, 2024

1. 0:00 – 2:43

   Rogan ditches the Apple ecosystem: Samsung anti-glare, Circle-to-Search, and AI summaries

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      ... trapped. I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem. But I'll tell you something-

   2. BCBryan Callen0:04

      Hello.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub0:04

      Live.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      ... this fucking phone ... We're live?

   5. BSBrian Simpson0:06

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Yay!

   7. BSBrian Simpson0:07

      (laughs)

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:07

      It's okay. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      I don't give a fuck. This phone does so much more. First of all, the anti-glare. The, the fact that the screen doesn't have, it has anti-glare on it, so much better. Outside, crystal clear.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:19

       Mm-hmm.

   11. BSBrian Simpson0:19

       You can see it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       You read everything crystal clear. I fucking love this circle to search thing. So, like, if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them, do a little circle of it on my phone, and it immediately pops up on Google all the places to buy it.

   13. BSBrendan Schaub0:32

       Damn. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       It shows you what things-

   15. BSBrian Simpson0:34

       Oh, really?

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Yes. Dude, it ... Here, here's another one. My notes, like, um, say if I do a, um, like, a show and I record it, it will-

   17. BSBrian Simpson0:44

       Write it down?

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       ... transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for me.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub0:48

       That's pretty gangster.

   20. BCBryan Callen0:48

       What?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Yes. It'll summarize it for me.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub0:50

       Dude.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       It also will summarize websites.

   24. BCBryan Callen0:52

       AI.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       So, if there's a website, you know, "Oh, what's going on in Russia?" Some crazy shit is happening. I say, "Summarize that for me."

   26. BSBrendan Schaub0:58

       Gives you the cliff notes?

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       It summarizes it for you.

   28. BCBryan Callen1:00

       God.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub1:00

       God damn.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       Dude, it does-
2. 2:43 – 3:35

   Privacy skepticism, weird-smelling glass, and super-noses

   1. BSBrian Simpson2:43

      Can the, uh, government track you on that one too?

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:45

      Oh yeah, they track you on everything.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub2:46

      Sure.

   4. BSBrian Simpson2:46

      All right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:47

      That's all bullshit. You, you're never getting away from the government. I don't even believe in Signal.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub2:50

      Say the never. Say the never glass says glass smells weird.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:52

      I've been talking to these people on Sig-

   8. BSBrendan Schaub2:54

      Seriously.

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:54

      Like the guy Moxie who made Signal. What's the matter?

   10. BSBrian Simpson2:57

       Mm-hmm.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub2:57

       My glass smells funny.

   12. JRJoe Rogan2:58

       Your glass smells funny? What are you talking about?

   13. BCBryan Callen3:00

       (laughs)

   14. BSBrian Simpson3:00

       (laughs)

   15. BSBrendan Schaub3:00

       I just smell something. I smell something.

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:02

       Let me smell. Does it smell like whiskey?

   17. BSBrendan Schaub3:03

       No, I mean, I smell it through the whiskey.

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:04

       Like an old whiskey?

   19. BSBrendan Schaub3:05

       It smells like, uh-

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:06

       Soap?

   21. BSBrendan Schaub3:07

       Like, like dirty water. Like a-

   22. BCBryan Callen3:08

       Yeah.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub3:08

       Like somebody, like dirty mop.

   24. BCBryan Callen3:09

       Somebody's that smells like plasma, something weird.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub3:12

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:12

       You're out of your fucking mind. It smells like whiskey.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub3:14

       No, no, no.

   28. BCBryan Callen3:14

       There's whiskey in your water?

   29. BSBrendan Schaub3:15

       I'm talking about outside the whiskey.

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:17

       You're crazy. We have an awesome dishwasher.
3. 3:35 – 5:13

   Breathing, cardio, and fighting: nose surgery lessons and mouth-breathing risks

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:35

      Bro, when I got my nose fixed-

   2. BSBrian Simpson3:36

      You have to fart or anything?

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:36

      When I got my, uh, my deviated septum fixed, I could smell way better. I was like, "Oh my God."

   4. BSBrian Simpson3:41

      Forever though? 'Cause I got mine fixed and it just ... It's whatever.

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:44

      I think you're just accustomed to it. In the beginning, was it better?

   6. BSBrian Simpson3:48

      Oh, night and day difference.

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:49

      Yeah.

   8. BSBrian Simpson3:49

      In the, in the beginning when you first get it fixed and you have the, the, all the-

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:52

      Mm-hmm.

   10. BSBrian Simpson3:53

       ... bandage up there.

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:53

       Yep.

   12. BSBrian Simpson3:53

       And when they take the stitch out and pull it out, you're like ...

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:55

       (sighs)

   14. BSBrian Simpson3:55

       Oh my God.

   15. BCBryan Callen3:57

       My nose-

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:57

       Dude, I didn't get my nose fixed until I was 40 years old. For 40 fucking years-

   17. BSBrian Simpson4:01

       Yeah. When you're walking around like this.

   18. JRJoe Rogan4:01

       ... I had a shattered nose with just, the whole inside of it was blocked. It was nothing. I had like one quarter of one nostril that was useful.

   19. BCBryan Callen4:10

       And that surgery is real fun, isn't it?

   20. BSBrian Simpson4:11

       Is it better?

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:12

       With-

   22. BSBrendan Schaub4:12

       Yeah, definitely.

   23. BSBrian Simpson4:13

       Well, look at, uh, Dricus du Plessis.

   24. JRJoe Rogan4:15

       Yes.

   25. BSBrian Simpson4:15

       'Cause I called bullshit when his coach was like, "He's only breathing 8%." I'm like, "Come on, man."

   26. JRJoe Rogan4:19

       Not 8%. That's, that's-

   27. BSBrian Simpson4:20

       That's why he's ... You know, it's ridiculous. But I was like, "Come on, that's not a cardio thing." And they're like, "Wait til you see him in his next fight, his cardio's gonna be better."

   28. JRJoe Rogan4:26

       Way better. My cardio was way better.

   29. BSBrian Simpson4:28

       Way better.

   30. JRJoe Rogan4:28

       My cardio was at least 10% better when I got my nose fixed.
4. 5:13 – 9:54

   Smelling salts chaos and nicotine pouches: the “freshie” experience

   1. BSBrendan Schaub5:13

      Speaking of which, where's those smelling salts?

   2. JRJoe Rogan5:15

      Oh, we got them.

   3. BSBrian Simpson5:16

      Oh, yeah, we can have them.

   4. JRJoe Rogan5:17

      What are you ... You ready to go back?

   5. BSBrian Simpson5:17

      Literally, bro, it's your first Companion, huh?

   6. JRJoe Rogan5:19

      You ready to go back in?

   7. BSBrendan Schaub5:20

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan5:20

      Joe had the funniest reaction ever to smelling salts 'cause we opened up a fresh Ah, one of the fresh ones.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub5:25

      I love it.

   10. JRJoe Rogan5:25

       And as soon as he opened up-

   11. BSBrendan Schaub5:26

       Oh, yeah. I know about that shit.

   12. JRJoe Rogan5:26

       ... he threw his headphones off and ran out of the room.

   13. BCBryan Callen5:29

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan5:29

       If you do it now, there's not a lot of room to run. You're gonna have to have an issue.

   15. BSBrian Simpson5:31

       Don't run over the fucking TV.

   16. JRJoe Rogan5:32

       Oh, we got a freshie. We got a freshie.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub5:35

       Is that Ah?

   18. BCBryan Callen5:35

       Ugh.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub5:35

       Mmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan5:35

       Oh, this one hasn't been opened.

   21. BCBryan Callen5:37

       No, thank you.

   22. BSBrian Simpson5:37

       Nothing better, dog.

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:38

       No, thank you.

   24. BCBryan Callen5:39

       Ugh.

   25. BSBrian Simpson5:39

       What do you mean?

   26. JRJoe Rogan5:40

       You're, you, you're getting in, bro.

   27. BCBryan Callen5:41

       I hate those things.

   28. BSBrian Simpson5:42

       Bro.

   29. JRJoe Rogan5:42

       Of course you hate it. Everybody hates it. I hate it too, but I'm, I'm about to do it. That's fucking-

   30. BSBrian Simpson5:46

       You gotta do it, B.
5. 9:54 – 11:46

   Creativity, substances, and Stephen King: does drug use “open doors”?

   1. BCBryan Callen9:54

      A lot of, a lot of great m- books were written on cigarettes.

   2. JRJoe Rogan9:56

      Oh, yeah.

   3. BCBryan Callen9:57

      You know?

   4. BSBrian Simpson9:57

      Yeah, nicotine's great.

   5. BCBryan Callen9:58

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan9:59

      Yeah. Well, Stephen King says that.

   7. BSBrian Simpson10:00

      And the studies.

   8. JRJoe Rogan10:00

      Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes, it was one of the biggest issues. Like, stopping cocaine and drinking was fine.

   9. BCBryan Callen10:05

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan10:05

       But cigarettes, like, he was like, "Ooh."

   11. BSBrian Simpson10:07

       His books got super boring.

   12. BCBryan Callen10:08

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan10:08

       But they didn't, they weren't as good.

   14. BSBrian Simpson10:10

       (laughs)

   15. BCBryan Callen10:11

       He said, he said that he doesn't remember writing Cujo.

   16. JRJoe Rogan10:13

       That's why it's so good.

   17. BCBryan Callen10:14

       Yep. And then he said this. He came, he came, his wife came in. And she said, you know, started cleaning up cans. And he goes, "God, I kept cans, fucking cans everywhere." He goes, "How long, when was the last time we cleaned this place?" And she goes... And it was literally the whole place was covered with beer cans. And she goes, "This is the past three days." And he was like, "I'm drinking a lot." He didn't even realize it.

   18. JRJoe Rogan10:36

       Yeah, well-

   19. BCBryan Callen10:37

       Damn.

   20. JRJoe Rogan10:37

       ... if you wanna be good...

   21. BCBryan Callen10:38

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan10:39

       ... do you wanna really write the kind of shit that he wrote when he was young? You gotta push that motherfucking envelope.

   23. BCBryan Callen10:45

       Well, he actually said-

   24. BSBrian Simpson10:46

       You can't do anything in moderation.

   25. BCBryan Callen10:46

       No, no. No, he said, he actually in his book said, "I was a very creative guy who had a substance abuse problem. It's not that I had a substance abuse problem and therefore I was creative." He said, "Don't get it twisted, 'cause I always had a great imagination, but I just, like anything." Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan10:59

       Yeah, I don't know. I'm, I am of, of a belief that it helps you.

   27. BCBryan Callen11:04

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan11:04

       I really am.

   29. BCBryan Callen11:05

       I'm not. Uh, but I do think that it's a personality type, so it might go hand in hand, right? With an extreme... Sort of, you know, it, it all comes together, maybe. Maybe people who are imaginative.

   30. JRJoe Rogan11:13

       I think it opens up doors in your imagination that will stay closed.
6. 11:46 – 17:23

   Fight Companion begins: Volkan Oezdemir vs Johnny Walker — quick KO and career questions

   1. JRJoe Rogan11:46

      So here we go. Uh, first fight, Volkan Oezdemir and who's he fighting? Johnny Walker, ooh.

   2. BSBrian Simpson11:51

      Johnny Walker in a hell of a fight. Dude, be- the odds are even on this. The oddsmakers went, "Somebody's getting knocked out."

   3. JRJoe Rogan11:55

      Johnny Walker can knock out anybody.

   4. BCBryan Callen11:57

      How does he get down to 205, please?

   5. JRJoe Rogan11:58

      It's so hard to believe. He's-

   6. BCBryan Callen12:00

      66.

   7. JRJoe Rogan12:00

      ... so big. When you stand next to him, he's massive.

   8. BCBryan Callen12:03

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan12:03

      Like, he easily could be a heavyweight.

   10. BCBryan Callen12:05

       Easily.

   11. BSBrian Simpson12:05

       Dude, I want... It'd be fun if Johnny Walker wins this one. Could you imagine him and Alex?

   12. JRJoe Rogan12:09

       Mm.

   13. BSBrian Simpson12:10

       That's a motherfucking fight.

   14. JRJoe Rogan12:11

       Yeah, but is that possible?

   15. BSBrian Simpson12:13

       Why not?

   16. BCBryan Callen12:13

       He got the Neanderthal forehead.

   17. JRJoe Rogan12:15

       Yeah, he's a big fella.

   18. BCBryan Callen12:16

       I have a question.

   19. BSBrian Simpson12:16

       Why not, Joe?

   20. JRJoe Rogan12:17

       Because I don't think he's won enough. I don't think any... it's compelling. I mean, he would have to beat like a Jamal Hill.

   21. BSBrian Simpson12:23

       Correct.

   22. JRJoe Rogan12:23

       He would have to beat a Jiri Prochazka.

   23. BSBrian Simpson12:24

       Oh no, oh no, oh no. I'm, I'm not saying next. I'm saying I hope he wins and continues to win.

   24. JRJoe Rogan12:29

       Yeah.

   25. BSBrian Simpson12:29

       He's about two away from it. At light heavyweight, you win two big fights, you're there, bro.

   26. JRJoe Rogan12:33

       Right. It's like one step below heavyweight.

   27. BSBrian Simpson12:35

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan12:35

       Right? Like, look at Yuri. He won one fight, now he's back.

   29. BSBrian Simpson12:37

       Boom. Yep.

   30. JRJoe Rogan12:38

       Yeah.
7. 17:23 – 18:55

   Conor McGregor’s broken pinky toe: why pulling out makes sense, and what Chandler should do

   1. BSBrian Simpson17:23

      Did you, uh, you see Conor's injury?

   2. JRJoe Rogan17:25

      Yeah.

   3. BSBrian Simpson17:26

      Thoughts?

   4. BCBryan Callen17:26

      What was it?

   5. JRJoe Rogan17:27

      Well...

   6. BSBrian Simpson17:27

      Pinky toe.

   7. JRJoe Rogan17:28

      It's exactly what Pereira had when, when he beat Jamahal Hill. He had a broken toe too.

   8. BSBrian Simpson17:32

      A lot of guys have had a... Now it's the pinky toe. A lot of guys... I fought with a broken pinky toe.

   9. JRJoe Rogan17:36

      I knew about it, uh, in advance. Look, here's the thing about a broken pinky toe. When you're a guy who kicks as much as Conor, it's a fucking problem.

   10. BSBrian Simpson17:43

       100%.

   11. JRJoe Rogan17:43

       And it's also the same foot where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured. He's never pulled out of a fight before.

   12. BSBrian Simpson17:50

       Never.

   13. JRJoe Rogan17:50

       This is the first one he pulled out of. And I think it's wise, because I think if you do have a broken toe and you are going into a fight and you did go into a fight the last fight injured, what if that fucking toe becomes a real issue? Like, what if he throws a kick and it smashes again and he's in agony and he can't move?

   14. BSBrian Simpson18:05

       I thought you and I were gonna disagree on this. I, I couldn't agree more.

   15. JRJoe Rogan18:08

       Yeah.

   16. BSBrian Simpson18:08

       'Cause l- and you gotta realize what's on the line for Conor too.

   17. JRJoe Rogan18:11

       Yes.

   18. BSBrian Simpson18:11

       Like, he loses this one, the, the ride's over.

   19. JRJoe Rogan18:13

       Also, you gotta be able to-

   20. BSBrian Simpson18:15

       So, so why, so why risk it?

   21. JRJoe Rogan18:16

       You gotta be able to get the fuck out of the way with Michael Chandler.

   22. BSBrian Simpson18:18

       Chandler? You fuck... Yeah. So you're, you're not gonna go compromised-

   23. JRJoe Rogan18:21

       Get the fuck out of the way.

   24. BSBrian Simpson18:21

       ... and it's the leg that's already fucked up.

   25. JRJoe Rogan18:23

       Right.

   26. BSBrian Simpson18:23

       Like, you wanna, you want your best foot forward, no pun intended.

   27. BCBryan Callen18:25

       And he spends a lot of time boun- like, bouncing on his toe.

   28. BSBrian Simpson18:27

       Big time.

   29. JRJoe Rogan18:28

       Oh, yeah.

   30. BSBrian Simpson18:28

       That, that, that, that's his biggest asset against Chandler.
8. 18:55 – 22:13

   Diet Coke, marketing psychology, and nutrition: Bernays, “freedom torches,” and bacon debates

   1. JRJoe Rogan18:55

      Di cokes? Dude, I'm addicted.Oh, okay. I'll take one of those.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub18:59

      Well-

   3. BSBrian Simpson19:00

      Yeah, boys.

   4. JRJoe Rogan19:01

      We got more?

   5. BSBrendan Schaub19:01

      I don't... I mean-

   6. BSBrian Simpson19:02

      The only person who drinks more Diet Coke than me and Brien-

   7. BCBryan Callen19:05

      I'm gonna le- I'm gonna miss the cool kids are doing it, and then I'll drink it. I never drink Diet Coke, but just to be a part of this group.

   8. BSBrian Simpson19:08

      Why don't you drink Diet Coke?

   9. BCBryan Callen19:10

      I don't know. I just don't.

   10. BSBrian Simpson19:10

       Are you scared of aspartame?

   11. JRJoe Rogan19:11

       It's not... It's not... It's not...

   12. BSBrian Simpson19:11

       You think it's fucking poison? I disagree.

   13. BCBryan Callen19:13

       So, the guy... I just have... My temple's super pure.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub19:15

       I don't... I love Diet Coke.

   15. BCBryan Callen19:15

       I scrub my temple clean.

   16. BSBrian Simpson19:16

       Oh, yeah, dude, we're gonna get along, brother.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub19:18

       Yeah.

   18. BSBrian Simpson19:18

       We're gonna get along.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub19:19

       I love this Diet Coke. You know they fucking... (clears throat) That they, they tried to make a... They tried to remake it to taste just like Coca-Cola.

   20. BSBrian Simpson19:25

       Talking about Coke Zero?

   21. BSBrendan Schaub19:26

       Yeah.

   22. BCBryan Callen19:26

       And did you know that they wanted-

   23. BSBrendan Schaub19:26

       That's why Coke Zero came about. They tried to make a better Diet Coke-

   24. BSBrian Simpson19:29

       No.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub19:29

       ... but people had already left f-... liked the flavor of Diet Coke, so they had to...

   26. BSBrian Simpson19:32

       Coke Zero doesn't bother me.

   27. BCBryan Callen19:34

       I like it.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub19:34

       No, but I-

   29. BSBrian Simpson19:34

       It's kinda the same.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub19:35

       ... I could tell the difference.
9. 22:13 – 27:37

   Card shakeups and matchup talk: MVP vs Ian Garry, rankings logic, and the business side of title shots

   1. JRJoe Rogan22:13

      How about this Anthony Smith, Roman Dolidze fight? Like, how much has that card changed? You know? It was supposed to be Jamahal Hill, Khalil Roundtree. Khalil Roundtree falls out, and then Jamahal Hill's gonna go out against Carlos Herber-... Ulberg. I'm like, "Woo, I love that."

   2. BSBrian Simpson22:26

      Fun fight.

   3. JRJoe Rogan22:26

      And then Jamahal hurts his knee, and then Carlos Ulberg, for some reason, is out. Why was Ulberg out?

   4. BSBrian Simpson22:31

      And he... I, I don't know. And then, he's supposed to fight Anthony Smith.

   5. JRJoe Rogan22:33

      Yup.

   6. BSBrian Simpson22:34

      And Anthony Smith stays, and now he's fighting homeboy.

   7. BCBryan Callen22:36

      So...

   8. BSBrendan Schaub22:36

      Have I not been paying attention?

   9. JRJoe Rogan22:37

      Yeah.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub22:37

       When did Michael Page get in the UFC?

   11. BSBrian Simpson22:39

       Recently.

   12. JRJoe Rogan22:39

       Recently.

   13. BSBrian Simpson22:39

       He had one fight.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub22:40

       Oh, okay.

   15. BSBrian Simpson22:40

       He had one fight.

   16. BCBryan Callen22:41

       That's gonna be a great fight.

   17. JRJoe Rogan22:42

       That's another great fight.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub22:42

       Oh. Oh, I can't wait.

   19. BCBryan Callen22:43

       I can't wait for that.

   20. BSBrian Simpson22:43

       Yeah. Look at this.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub22:44

       I wanna... I wanna see if he gets away with all the shit a- at this level.

   22. JRJoe Rogan22:47

       Well, he's gonna fight Ian G-... Ian Garry-

   23. BSBrian Simpson22:50

       Who's a motherfucker.

   24. JRJoe Rogan22:50

       ... who's really tall and really... but I don't think he's gonna be able to hit that dude.

   25. BSBrian Simpson22:54

       You, you don't think Ian Garry will?

   26. JRJoe Rogan22:54

       Michael Venom Page? No.

   27. BSBrian Simpson22:56

       Oh, I disagree.

   28. JRJoe Rogan22:56

       Michael Venom Page is a different thing.

   29. BSBrian Simpson22:58

       Oh, he'll put his lights out.

   30. JRJoe Rogan22:59

       You think so?
10. 27:37 – 33:09

    Joe’s Leon Edwards story + ‘wrong guy’ bar karma: the Joe Schilling video breakdown

    1. JRJoe Rogan27:37

       Did I ever tell you the time... I think I've, I've told it on the podcast before, but I ever tell you the time that, uh, there was this dude that was... I don't wanna say who he worked for, but he was a bodyguard and he talked shit to Leon Edwards when Leon was with me. I brought Leon to a show. Leon did my podcast, then I brought Leon, we went and did a show at Chappelle, me and him were hanging out, and then afterwards, we all went out to this club, this, uh, like after hours party that, uh-

    2. BSBrian Simpson27:59

       Like a night club?

    3. JRJoe Rogan28:00

       ... Dave, David set up.

    4. BSBrian Simpson28:01

       Okay.

    5. JRJoe Rogan28:01

       David s- Dave sets up these show... Like, he does his shows and after the shows, he likes to set up a party. So he has like a DJ, he brings in food, it's a fun hang. But it was at the end of the night, and this guy decided he was gonna kick everybody out. And for some reason-

    6. BSBrian Simpson28:14

       (laughs)

    7. JRJoe Rogan28:15

       ... he singled out Leon Edwards and he got in his face.

    8. BSBrian Simpson28:19

       That's fantastic.

    9. JRJoe Rogan28:20

       And he said like, "Hey man, I fucking told you it's time to leave."

    10. BSBrian Simpson28:23

        Fantastic.

    11. JRJoe Rogan28:24

        And then I got in between them, I said, "I know you probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life, you're about to make the biggest one."

    12. BSBrendan Schaub28:30

        (laughs)

    13. BSBrian Simpson28:30

        Did you say, "You know who that is?"

    14. JRJoe Rogan28:31

        I, exactly what I said.

    15. BSBrendan Schaub28:32

        Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    16. JRJoe Rogan28:32

        I said... I pulled him aside-

    17. BSBrian Simpson28:33

        And what'd he do?

    18. JRJoe Rogan28:34

        And he, he like went like a ghost. I go, "That's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet."

    19. BSBrendan Schaub28:39

        (laughs)

    20. JRJoe Rogan28:39

        "You're about to make one of the biggest mistakes of your life."

    21. BSBrian Simpson28:42

        (laughs)

    22. JRJoe Rogan28:42

        I go, I go, "He's cool. There's no reason to talk to him like that. He didn't do anything wrong. He doesn't know you're here with me."

    23. BSBrendan Schaub28:49

        Right.

    24. JRJoe Rogan28:49

        And he's like, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

    25. BSBrian Simpson28:50

        Yeah, if he-

    26. JRJoe Rogan28:51

        Like he chilled out. (laughs)

    27. BSBrian Simpson28:52

        If you want-

    28. JRJoe Rogan28:52

        After he sees him knock out Kamaru Uson, he's like, "Oh, no."

    29. BSBrian Simpson28:55

        Not again. (laughs)

    30. JRJoe Rogan28:56

        His wife passed before his eyes when he was watching it on TV.
11. 33:09 – 40:03

    ‘Hawk tuah’ viral fame and meme economics (and then: Shara Bullet’s one-eye reality)

    1. JRJoe Rogan33:09

       Unless you have a quick draw. Did you see the, uh, uh, you got a Hokutui spit on that thing.

    2. BSBrian Simpson33:17

       (laughs)

    3. BSBrendan Schaub33:19

       Yo. She's famous now.

    4. BSBrian Simpson33:20

       That girl, that girl...

    5. JRJoe Rogan33:21

       That girl, one vid... Have you seen, Brian?

    6. BSBrian Simpson33:23

       Yeah. Hokutui.

    7. JRJoe Rogan33:24

       One, one girl gets interviewed and it's just... I love moments like that where one weird video. It's so funny that the whole world sees it.

    8. BSBrian Simpson33:33

       She's the most famous person on the planet right now.

    9. BSBrendan Schaub33:35

       So the one, the one I saw on Instagram, the, the top comment underneath it is a, is another woman being like, "Nobody needs... You don't have to spit on it." And then it, and then just a thousand views. It's like, "Somebody taught you wrong, bitch."

    10. BSBrian Simpson33:46

        (laughs)

    11. BSBrendan Schaub33:46

        "Keep on telling the truth. Spit on it."

    12. JRJoe Rogan33:49

        (laughs) Especially the way she says it. Like that lady-

    13. BSBrendan Schaub33:51

        That's so good.

    14. JRJoe Rogan33:52

        She's not, she's not pretending.

    15. BSBrendan Schaub33:54

        Yeah. She sounds like she, like she passed... Like she got a certificate.

    16. JRJoe Rogan33:57

        She's not posing. That lady's a black belt in spitting on dicks.

    17. BSBrian Simpson34:00

        But also, also... I, I, I wouldn't be that into a girl going (gags) .

    18. JRJoe Rogan34:02

        I would be into her.

    19. BSBrian Simpson34:03

        (laughs)

    20. BSBrendan Schaub34:03

        Yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan34:03

        The way... With her enthusiasm?

    22. BSBrendan Schaub34:05

        Yeah, she's cool.

    23. BSBrian Simpson34:05

        Yeah.

    24. JRJoe Rogan34:05

        Yeah, you would if she did it.

    25. BSBrendan Schaub34:06

        I know some real passion there.

    26. JRJoe Rogan34:07

        Yeah.

    27. BSBrendan Schaub34:07

        But if you hear, if you hear a girl go (gags) , you're not gonna be like, "Wait a minute, hold on."

    28. BSBrian Simpson34:11

        (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan34:11

        Let's see it, Jamie.

    30. BSBrian Simpson34:12

        I'm trying to find the good version.
12. 40:03 – 45:22

    Shara Bullet vs ‘Charcolee’: takedown-defense concerns, highlight striking, and the finish

    1. JRJoe Rogan40:03

       So Charcolee just wants to take him down. Sharbulut has terrible takedown defense, and-

    2. BSBrian Simpson40:07

       That's his liability, yeah?

    3. JRJoe Rogan40:08

       ... also doesn't get up well. And even in his UFC debut, he got, he got battered on the ground.

    4. BSBrian Simpson40:14

       Bro, how about the main event was about to be Bo Nickal, but he was hunting in Montana-

    5. JRJoe Rogan40:18

       Yeah.

    6. BSBrian Simpson40:18

       ... and didn't have an Android phone like you guys-

    7. (laughs)

    8. ... and had no service.

    9. JRJoe Rogan40:21

       Hm, yeah. Interesting.

    10. BSBrian Simpson40:23

        He was gonna take that fight.

    11. JRJoe Rogan40:25

        Interesting. I don't... I would not have advised that at this point in his career.

    12. BSBrian Simpson40:27

        I wouldn't either, but he was down to do it.

    13. JRJoe Rogan40:29

        Yeah. He's struggled a little bit with Cody Brundage, and Cody Brundage is nowhere near where Robert... Robert Whittaker will change your fucking life.

    14. BSBrian Simpson40:37

        Well, Robert Whittaker might be the best 185er on the planet.

    15. JRJoe Rogan40:39

        Eh.

    16. BSBrian Simpson40:39

        It's, it's up, it's up for debate.

    17. JRJoe Rogan40:41

        Eh.

    18. BSBrian Simpson40:42

        He's up there, top three.

    19. JRJoe Rogan40:42

        I mean, how do you say that when, when-

    20. BCBryan Callen40:44

        Uh, Sonya would say different.

    21. JRJoe Rogan40:45

        Well, Drakas. Drakas beat the shit out of him in one round.

    22. BSBrian Simpson40:48

        Drakas beat him.

    23. BCBryan Callen40:49

        Yep.

    24. BSBrian Simpson40:49

        He's fucking good though though though.

    25. JRJoe Rogan40:50

        He's very good.

    26. BSBrian Simpson40:51

        And he was a former world champion.

    27. JRJoe Rogan40:52

        Yes.

    28. BSBrian Simpson40:52

        Like, he was number one at the time.

    29. JRJoe Rogan40:54

        He's certainly in the top five.

    30. BSBrian Simpson40:54

        He'd just beat Paulo Costa.
13. 45:22 – 59:30

    Peptides, TRT, and USADA era shifts: Hendricks, Marquardt, BALCO, and ‘too good to allow’ science

    1. BSBrian Simpson45:22

       You know- you know- you know who I fuck with now? And- like, I'm- I'm in, shit, probably the best shape since I- I fought, is that Transcend, with, like, peptides, TRT. They do-

    2. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       What's Transcend? It's a company?

    3. BSBrian Simpson45:32

       It's a company and they, like- they're- you do your blood work, like, probably at least every two weeks, every three weeks. And they monitor everything. They're like, "You should be taking this, this, this, and this."

    4. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Mm-hmm.

    5. BSBrian Simpson45:40

       And they- it's a scripture plan. They send it to you.

    6. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       Oh, nice.

    7. BSBrian Simpson45:43

       You just start taking everything, then they check your blood work. Like, that's what Cowboy's on, Bradley Martin.

    8. BCBryan Callen45:47

       Mm.

    9. BSBrian Simpson45:47

       Like, all the- like-

    10. BCBryan Callen45:48

        Peptides, I hear, really- I had a doctor cut it in half.

    11. JRJoe Rogan45:50

        That's what I do. I hear with the ways to wealth. Same deal. Ways to wealth exactly. Peptides?

    12. BSBrian Simpson45:53

        I've never felt better. I've never felt better.

    13. JRJoe Rogan45:55

        Yeah. Yeah. Plenty of peptides.

    14. BCBryan Callen45:56

        What- what do you need?

    15. BSBrian Simpson45:56

        They- they have stuff for your cognitive, like, for- you know, for me, I need my fucking brain to get- after getting punched. So, cognitive, energy, everything.

    16. BCBryan Callen46:03

        'Cause, uh, I had a doctor, he looked great, 65, he's a friend of mine, Jeff. He shows up at my show and I was like, "What are you doing?" He goes, "Peptides."

    17. JRJoe Rogan46:10

        Yeah, peptides are incredible.

    18. BSBrian Simpson46:12

        Yeah.

    19. JRJoe Rogan46:12

        That's why they keep outlawing 'em. The FDA keeps-

    20. BCBryan Callen46:14

        Really?

    21. JRJoe Rogan46:14

        Yeah, they got rid of thymosin 'cause it was helping people get over COVID.

    22. BSBrian Simpson46:16

        That's how you know they're good.

    23. JRJoe Rogan46:17

        No reason for it- to get rid of it. Now they're trying to get rid of BPC 157. No reason. They're stocked up on it.

    24. BCBryan Callen46:22

        That- that should fix my stomach.

    25. JRJoe Rogan46:24

        BPC 157?

    26. BCBryan Callen46:25

        Yeah.

    27. BSBrian Simpson46:26

        Yeah. Shit's magic.

    28. JRJoe Rogan46:27

        This fight is interesting.

    29. BSBrian Simpson46:28

        Now I'm a guinea pig, I shoot myself about seven times a day, but whatever.

    30. JRJoe Rogan46:31

        As long as you feel good.

Episode duration: 2:51:47