JRE Fight Companion - June 22, 2024

Joe is joined by Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub & Brian Simpson to watch the fights on June 22, 2024.

Joe RoganhostBryan CallenguestBrendan SchaubguestBrian Simpsonguest

Jun 22, 20242h 51mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
... trapped. I don't…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  ... trapped. I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem. But I'll tell you something-
2. BCBryan Callen
  Hello.
3. BSBrendan Schaub
  Live.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  ... this fucking phone ... We're live?
5. BSBrian Simpson
  (laughs)
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yay!
7. BSBrian Simpson
  (laughs)
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  It's okay. (laughs)
9. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't give a fuck. This phone does so much more. First of all, the anti-glare. The, the fact that the screen doesn't have, it has anti-glare on it, so much better. Outside, crystal clear.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  Mm-hmm.
11. BSBrian Simpson
  You can see it.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  You read everything crystal clear. I fucking love this circle to search thing. So, like, if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them, do a little circle of it on my phone, and it immediately pops up on Google all the places to buy it.
13. BSBrendan Schaub
  Damn. (laughs)
14. JRJoe Rogan
  It shows you what things-
15. BSBrian Simpson
  Oh, really?
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes. Dude, it ... Here, here's another one. My notes, like, um, say if I do a, um, like, a show and I record it, it will-
17. BSBrian Simpson
  Write it down?
18. JRJoe Rogan
  ... transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for me.
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  That's pretty gangster.
20. BCBryan Callen
  What?
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes. It'll summarize it for me.
22. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  It also will summarize websites.
24. BCBryan Callen
  AI.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  So, if there's a website, you know, "Oh, what's going on in Russia?" Some crazy shit is happening. I say, "Summarize that for me."
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  Gives you the cliff notes?
27. JRJoe Rogan
  It summarizes it for you.
28. BCBryan Callen
  God.
29. BSBrendan Schaub
  God damn.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Dude, it does-
15:00 – 30:00
Oh. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  like... Whoa.
2. BCBryan Callen
  Oh.
3. BSBrian Simpson
  Ooh.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  There it is.
5. BCBryan Callen
  Oh, uh-oh.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  There it is. He got rocked.
7. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  I got cracked.
9. BCBryan Callen
  Fucking crackhead.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  He's in trouble. He's in trouble. He's in trouble already.
11. BCBryan Callen
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Ozdemir might get him here.
13. BCBryan Callen
  He's let, he's letting him get him against the cage like that. Get out of the way, bro.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. He's gotta get out of there.
15. BCBryan Callen
  He's getting out.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  He's in trouble.
17. BCBryan Callen
  Get back to sending off-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  He's in real trouble. Ozde- oh.
19. BCBryan Callen
  Oh. Don't do that.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  He does, like, a lot of wild shit.
21. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  You can't do wild shit when you're really hurt.
23. BCBryan Callen
  Ozdemir's technically very proficient. Look at that. Oh.
24. BSBrian Simpson
  Oh, he's out.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  That's it, that's it.
26. BCBryan Callen
  He's out. Stop it.
27. BSBrian Simpson
  Out cold.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Out cold.
29. BCBryan Callen
  Oh, shit.
30. BSBrian Simpson
  But that, that's why he went to SPG 'cause he needed to tighten up, 'cause he's wild.
30:00 – 45:00
He's talking shit, he's…
1. BCBryan Callen
  with everybody in the bar the whole time.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  He's talking shit, he's real loud and drunk. So that's Joe in the black shirt.
3. BCBryan Callen
  It's like out of a movie, it's like out of a movie.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Joe, Joe's like, "Excuse me," and he passes by, and the guy said something to him, then he turns around.... the guy flinched.
5. BSBrian Simpson
  See how he just came, flinched at him?
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah. Flinches at Joe like he's gonna hit him, and then Joe-
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Bro.
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  ... just hits him with that three piece and a soda.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
10. BSBrian Simpson
  (laughs)
11. JRJoe Rogan
  And then he walks away like it ain't shit. That's the wrong guy. I mean-
12. BSBrian Simpson
  That's the wrong guy.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  ... the fucking wrong guy. Boom, boom.
14. BSBrian Simpson
  And you gotta understand. This is, this was the end of a long... He was fucking with Joe, and everybody else, the whole time.
15. BSBrendan Schaub
  That guy tried suing Joe, and Joe won.
16. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Well, it's Florida. It's stand your ground.
18. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, clearly guy flinched.
20. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, went like that, to make him flinch.
22. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  And you don't do that-
24. BSBrian Simpson
  No.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  ... to a guy that's a fucking trained striker.
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  We need more of this.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  We need more of this.
29. BSBrian Simpson
  And he's in, and he's in-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
45:00 – 57:19
Well, a lot of…
1. BSBrian Simpson
  bud.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, a lot of these doctors are dorks, you know? And they think they're gonna be able to take these abs- I know what I could do with you. 'Cause they did our- you know, they're just like, "Oh, TRT's legal? Great."
3. BSBrian Simpson
  (laughs)
4. JRJoe Rogan
  "We're gonna fucking bang you up with all these other different things."
5. BSBrian Simpson
  But they don't get the commissions and all that.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
7. BSBrian Simpson
  You're dealing with high-level sports.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Right. And how many of those doctors have ever been, like, through the whole testing process?
9. BSBrian Simpson
  Yeah, it's im-
10. BCBryan Callen
  Yeah.
11. BSBrian Simpson
  That's why BALCO is so big. Mm-hmm.
12. BCBryan Callen
  Yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, sure. They clear history.
14. BSBrian Simpson
  You know- you know- you know who I fuck with now? And- like, I'm- I'm in, shit, probably the best shape since I- I fought, is that Transcend, with, like, peptides, TRT. They do-
15. JRJoe Rogan
  What's Transcend? It's a company?
16. BSBrian Simpson
  It's a company and they, like- they're- you do your blood work, like, probably at least every two weeks, every three weeks. And they monitor everything. They're like, "You should be taking this, this, this, and this."
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
18. BSBrian Simpson
  And they- it's a scripture plan. They send it to you.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, nice.
20. BSBrian Simpson
  You just start taking everything, then they check your blood work. Like, that's what Cowboy's on, Bradley Martin.
21. BCBryan Callen
  Mm.
22. BSBrian Simpson
  Like, all the- like-
23. BCBryan Callen
  Peptides, I hear, really- I had a doctor cut it in half.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  That's what I do. I hear with the ways to wealth. Same deal. Ways to wealth exactly. Peptides?
25. BSBrian Simpson
  I've never felt better. I've never felt better.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Yeah. Plenty of peptides.
27. BCBryan Callen
  What- what do you need?
28. BSBrian Simpson
  They- they have stuff for your cognitive, like, for- you know, for me, I need my fucking brain to get- after getting punched. So, cognitive, energy, everything.
29. BCBryan Callen
  'Cause, uh, I had a doctor, he looked great, 65, he's a friend of mine, Jeff. He shows up at my show and I was like, "What are you doing?" He goes, "Peptides."
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, peptides are incredible.

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