The Joe Rogan ExperienceJRE Fight Companion - March 22, 2025
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150 min read · 30,000 words- 0:00 – 2:53
Prelims running long + early chatter on Jai Herbert and Ilia Topuria’s next move
- JRJoe Rogan
... thing that I told you about the-
- BSBrendan Schaub
God, Joe is the best.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, we're up, we're up, we're up, we're up. Uh, it's not a good sign that the fights are still going on for the prelims. That must mean there's a lot of decisions.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Lot of prelims.
- JRJoe Rogan
Lot of prelims, but also a lot of decisions. Like, usually they time it out better, 'cause it's like 3:04 now and this is 1:37 to go in the third round of Jai Herbert.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Not ideal.
- JRJoe Rogan
No. But, you know, shit happens.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Shit happens.
- JRJoe Rogan
At least, at least they're not doing it at five o'clock in the morning.
- BSBrendan Schaub
True. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
That was, that was fucking ridiculous. If I was Leon, I'd be pissed.
- BSBrendan Schaub
What time was it in the UK when this happened?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's normal time. It's, uh, you know-
- BSBrendan Schaub
They're seven hours ahead, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. So it's nighttime there.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, so it's their normal time.
- JRJoe Rogan
So it's like 10:00 PM right now, it's normal. Are they six hours ahead or seven hours ahead?
- BSBrendan Schaub
I thought it was seven.
- JRJoe Rogan
Something like that. Um, but either way it's nighttime there.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Have you- have you seen any of these guys fight before?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Jai Herbert's the guy that head kicked Ilia Topuria. He dropped-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Knocked him out?
- JRJoe Rogan
He dropped-
- BSBrendan Schaub
No, he got in the middle.
- JRJoe Rogan
With a vicious head kick and then Ilia fucking starched him in the next round.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah. He has great striking. Great striking.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Very, very good kicks.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Big prospect.
- JRJoe Rogan
Real tall, long, lanky dude. But, you know, Ilia, that guy, he connects on anybody they're going night-night.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Oh, Joe, you pr- if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilia's tweet where he's like, "I'm gonna have big news, you guys aren't expecting it."
- 2:53 – 4:03
Matchmaking talk: Max Holloway at 155, Poirier rumors, and Topuria’s danger
- BSBrendan Schaub
Oh, there you go. Um, Dustin Poirier? No, uh, Dustin's fighting Max.
- JRJoe Rogan
He is?
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think so, for the BMF shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think. Double check that, Jimmy.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a great fight too.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I'm crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
The third go around.
- BSBrendan Schaub
At 55.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
And it's Max proper... See, I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
- JRJoe Rogan
100%. I think it's too much of a stroke. He, he got pretty big when he got up to fight Gaethje. He put the weight on right.
- BSBrendan Schaub
He looked fantastic.
- JRJoe Rogan
He looked fantastic.
- BSBrendan Schaub
And Pe- no, we all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, he was beating his ass. And it all started off with that jump spinning back kick to the face in the first round.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fucked up Gaethje's already fixed nose.
- BSBrendan Schaub
So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans?
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Take my money.
- JRJoe Rogan
The thing is, you gotta wonder, like, how much did that Ilia Topuria knockout take out of Max?
- BSBrendan Schaub
True.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause that was a beating.
- BSBrendan Schaub
True.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ilia's just so fucking dangerous. He's so technical. Like his striking, the way he's like bobbing in and moving. He's so comfortable with his head movement. You can see he's like a step ahead of everybody.
- BSBrendan Schaub
He's good at everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Everything.
- 4:03 – 5:55
Weight cutting rant + ONE Championship focus shift + UFC should do kickboxing
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I think the 45 pound cut is... Look, man, they should all stop cutting weight. That's the reality. Re- cutting weight is bullshit. It's terrible for you. They need more weight classes and they need to stop cutting weight. They need to figure out a way to check hydration levels and, and put people in a weight class and say, "This weight."
- BSBrendan Schaub
Do they still do that in one? They do, they have some kind of-
- EBEddie Bravo
I don't think typically. I, who knows?
- BSBrendan Schaub
One, one's backed off MMA. Like they have a big Muay Thai fight tonight.
- EBEddie Bravo
What do you mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
They backed off MMA, really?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, they're really focused on kickboxing Muay Thai.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think in Asia, that gets a lot of numbers.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Big time.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they put on fucking shows, man.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, there's a huge-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're kickboxing.
- BSBrendan Schaub
There's a huge one tonight. Huge one.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're... Kickboxing and Muay Thai fights, I think the UFC fucked up when they went with slap fighting. I've been telling them forever, "You guys should get into kickboxing." If you only like standup fights, there's... It's not like the old days of kickboxing where they were boring.
- BSBrendan Schaub
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like PK, karate.
- BSBrendan Schaub
There's characters, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the knockouts are fucking crazy.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Also, all your champs are coming from kickboxing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Alex, Izzy, like you get some monsters.
- JRJoe Rogan
But kickboxing with MMA gloves in a cage would be giant with the UFC.
- BSBrendan Schaub
It would be dope.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just have a striking only segment of the UFC.
- BSBrendan Schaub
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
- JRJoe Rogan
Glory's got some elite fighters, man. I watch Glory all the time.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I love it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Th- it's fucking exciting, but nobody's watching it. Nobody knows who these people are.
- BSBrendan Schaub
You just gotta educate the crowd.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- 5:55 – 7:17
Grappling’s growth: UFC influence, Fight Pass, and a ‘TUF for grappling’ concept
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it was a big deal. Having the UFC get involved heavily in jiu-jitsu is huge. Are you still doing stuff with them?... yeah, yeah. I have a great relationship with them. I think they're trying to put together some kind of, like, a tough show now, like an Ultimate Fighter show-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Ooh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... for grappling. Which would be, which would be cool because then you can, like, build a star from scratch.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Um, because-
- BSBrendan Schaub
And get to know the guys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Exactly, yeah. You can get people emotionally involved then.
- BSBrendan Schaub
'Cause they, 'cause they-
- JRJoe Rogan
Their character.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... they exclusively signed Mikey, Mousasi, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Boy, it's hard to get people to watch those reality shows these days. I think people kind of burned out on reality shows.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
You know DC and Chael are shooting one right now.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're shooting The Ultimate Fighter.
- BSBrendan Schaub
They gotta give up on that, bro. And that, listen, where do you watch that?
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's like season 90. Uh, I don't know Where you watch it at?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Fi- or, uh, it's on ESPN+, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it? I haven't watched it in forever.
- BSBrendan Schaub
No one does.
- JRJoe Rogan
I watch the finals. I watch the finals to see how good the guys are who win.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, and see where they're at. You know, I watch Dana White's Contender Series probably more.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That's the best thing in combat sports.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fucking phenomenal.
- BSBrendan Schaub
As far as, like, talent, like the, the, it's the best.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because they're super hyped, they have insane motivation, they have this unbelievable opportunity if they do that, they skyrocket into the UFC.
- BSBrendan Schaub
And, and it's not like The Ultimate Fighter, like, where you can win based off grappling and, you know, just hold guys down, then you become champion, you get a UFC contract.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
C- Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win and he's like, "Nah, not exciting enough."
- 7:17 – 7:57
Incentivizing finishes: bonuses, ‘show money only’ ideas, and confusion over leagues (GFL/PFL)
- GRGordon Ryan
Is it illegal to have a, a finish bonus in, in the UFC? Like, you get paid whatever, uh, $80,000 to show, $80,000 to win, and then another $80,000-
- BSBrendan Schaub
$50,000?
- GRGordon Ryan
... if you finish the fight.
- BSBrendan Schaub
It's not illegal.
- GRGordon Ryan
I mean, is that illegal?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- BSBrendan Schaub
No.
- GRGordon Ryan
No?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, definitely not illegal, no.
- BSBrendan Schaub
They do it now where, like, performance bonuses-
- JRJoe Rogan
It would, it would help a little bit, I think.
- GRGordon Ryan
Now it's a bonus point.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it would help a little bit.
- GRGordon Ryan
Or, or, or go gangster and go, you know, you have show money and then you get extra money, like, uh, you know, double, but you have to knock them out or submit them.
- BSBrendan Schaub
See, I'm in favor of that.
- GRGordon Ryan
Otherwise you just get your show money.
- BSBrendan Schaub
UFL does that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- BSBrendan Schaub
I know everyone says, UFL does that.
- GRGordon Ryan
Oh, really?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- GRGordon Ryan
Okay, I think that's a good idea.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait, what's UFL now?
- BSBrendan Schaub
What do you mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
PFL?
- BSBrendan Schaub
No, UFL.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's UFL?
- 7:57 – 11:53
GFL and veterans: Romero vs Mousasi hype, bare-knuckle tangents, and league economics
- BSBrendan Schaub
Uh, UFL is where, like, Tony Ferguson and Dillon Danis is fighting.
- JRJoe Rogan
But I thought that was GFL.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, GFL.
- JRJoe Rogan
GFL, okay, okay, okay.
- GRGordon Ryan
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, GFL, sorry. Yeah, there's PFL, there's GFL, UFL is something else.
- JRJoe Rogan
But we were talking about-
- GRGordon Ryan
GFL does that.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the one fight that I'm interested in.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yoel Romero?
- JRJoe Rogan
And Mousasi.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That's a great fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a great fight. That's-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Great fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
... one fight that GFL is putting together, I'm like, "Ooh, I'll watch that."
- GRGordon Ryan
How old are they? Are they both over 40?
- JRJoe Rogan
100. They're 100 years old. Yeah, both 100.
- GRGordon Ryan
Yoel's 79 years old, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) I don't care, he looks fucking amazing.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Well, he's fighting bare knuckle-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... too. Like, he, he, I saw some promo, some giant dude he's fighting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you see him box that slap fight guy?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Bro, that slap fight guy, when he jumped up in the air I was like, "Oh, I fucked up."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) He just-
- BSBrendan Schaub
I fucked up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yoel just fucking just jumped up in the air for no reason.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Like an alien.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right before, right before he decided to beat his ass, he just jumped straight up in the air and just-
- BSBrendan Schaub
And just some sloppy white guy, you see him go, "Oh, fuck."
- 11:53 – 14:50
Jan Błachowicz’s shoulder rebuild + Rogan’s back rehab + peptides and recovery culture
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah, man. He's been, been there, done that forever. Jan Blachowicz. So you were saying that Blachowicz got both of his shoulders reconstructed?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Both of them. Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... but what's impressive about them is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, how bad were they? Shoulders are tough.
- BSBrendan Schaub
They get worse?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like the worst injury.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, do they get-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a bad injury because it's such a complicated joint.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yep, I had...
- JRJoe Rogan
... full blown surgery. It was, uh-
- BSBrendan Schaub
How's it now?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, it's good now.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Stem cells? How's your back? Your lower back?
- JRJoe Rogan
My lower back's good, man. I got into that Joe Hi- Hip and Steel stretching. Remember I told you about that?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
That, that's huge. I do that every day.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That changed everything for you?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, it, it makes it so that I don't need surgery, 'cause I'm supposed to go back for more back surgery.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
I was supposed to do that two years ago.
- BSBrendan Schaub
For another disc?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, another one. But, uh, I'm delaying that as long as possible and s- you know, doing these stretches, man. It takes about an hour and a half to do these stretches every day, but it makes it manageable where I could, uh, you know, tie my shoelaces without pain, you know?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Lower backs are a motherfucker, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. So-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. There's like, there's enough shit out there.
- 14:50 – 17:57
Brendan’s ‘supplement buffet’: scorpion venom, methylene blue, and being a human test lab
- BSBrendan Schaub
And yours? Good shoulders? Good shoulders. I tore my bicep, uh, like a month ago probably. But I'm on all sorts of shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
How bad is it?
- BSBrendan Schaub
It looks weird. You can see it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you get it fixed or no?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Nah, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't have to get it fixed? Is it a small tear?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, it's a small tear.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I've just been injecting fucking peptide-
- JRJoe Rogan
BPC?
- BSBrendan Schaub
You name-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... something. Just fucking... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Dude, fucking back to it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, BPC 157 with the TB 500 is amazing.
- BSBrendan Schaub
The best.
- JRJoe Rogan
Amazing.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I started taking, uh, blue scorpion venom shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, some scorpion venom.
- JRJoe Rogan
What, what are you doing?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Some ve-... I don't know, name something.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
(laughs) Anything someone offers me, I'm like, "I'll try it out."
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, the name of... The brand name is Venom or actual venom?
- BSBrendan Schaub
It's Blue Venom. They take venom and, and then put peptides with it.
- JRJoe Rogan
From who? Like snake? What?
- BSBrendan Schaub
From, from a fucking scorpion.
- 17:57 – 20:44
Grappling contracts and PED reality: testing economics, exclusivity, and ONE’s talent pipeline
- JRJoe Rogan
Now with the UFC being involved in grappling, they're not thinking about drug testing anybody, are they?
- GUGuest
I don't think so. Um, as far as I know, no, because none of the other organizations test.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- GUGuest
So it's like, unless you're gonna sign... Which is starting to happen now, 'cause there's a little bit more money.
- BSBrendan Schaub
IBJJF tests.
- GUGuest
Yeah, I bet that's it.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah, okay.
- GUGuest
Yeah, that's it. Um, you know, they're, they're starting to sign people exclusive now, 'cause there's a little bit more money.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- GUGuest
But unless you're gonna test acro- unless every organization is gonna test...... and it doesn't make sense, because then you have the guys-
It sounds silly. Right.
... who are, who, guys who are tested in the UFC who are fighting on Flo or at ONE or other events who are fighting guys who are juiced anyway.
Right.
So, the whole reason to have testing is to have guys who are not on steroids compete against one another. That's not really-
Right. But if they came up with an organization that came up with the most money and said, "But here's the rules. We're gonna go USADA."
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would, that would work.
But don't.
But the problem is, is that you need a business model where you can make that amount of money back.
Right. Right.
Like, just to, just to pay for testing, like, most of the guys-
So expensive.
... that are competing on, like, the undercard or, like, not even the main event guys, you'd actually be losing money testing-
Yeah.
... them regularly.
Hmm. Also, it dulls down the sport. But also, it, when, when the UFC signs, uh, a jiu-jit, like, say, Mikey Musumeci, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else?
Um, so usually when they do exclusive, I don't know what his contract is obviously, but, uh, usually they're, usually it's exclusive, but they have cutouts for things like ADCC or, like, big world championships. Otherwise, it's hard to sign the guys completely exclusive.
That's what I was gonna say. You'd have to pay him a salary.
Like, for example, if, if UFC signed Mikey exclusive, and then he wanted to do ADCC but it's on Flo, like, a lot of times the guys have cutouts for that, like big world championship-
- 20:44 – 24:29
Live fight sync begins + Jones vs Aspinall negotiation talk + heavyweight matchmaking problem
- GUGuest
I sent my boy to it. There it is. You wanna sync this? R0DE 10. First fight is right about to start, and we are ... Marc Goddard is waiting to kick it off. He's moving to the center of the octagon now. And he goes. And the time is 4:57, 4:56, 4:55, 4:54, 4:53. We're off. How do you say that dude's name? Shaari, Shararee? Shararee? Shararee? Shararee. This is in, uh, London? Yes, sir. Let's go. Tell me a- Which, which- Tell me a little bit about these guys. I, I don't know much. I didn't study this.
He's 12-3.
Brendan? I, I wish, I wish, uh- You don't know? Oh my God. No, I know some guys.
Featherweights.
No, I got some things. Who has he fought?
Eight, eight first round finishes.
That's- He ... That's really good. Um ... Man, Brendan got stomped. Yeah, he gets crispy after this. But what I was gonna say is I wish we were seeing Jon Jones-Aspinall in London. Yeah, that's what they should be seeing. But I think Jon's gonna hold out as long as he can to make the most money. And then he just- Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? I think soon he'll, he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever, over 500 days. That's not good. No, that's kinda crazy. 500 days is kinda crazy. 500 days is wild. It's kinda crazy. And then- And, and then- And then Jon said he wants six months to train. Which is, uh, that's just negotiation tactics. Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. What are we doing? Yeah, but, I mean, Jon- You should also get your money. ... is so meticulous in his preparation. Like, you've worked with Jon. You trained with him when he was getting ready for- Yeah. ... Stipe.
Yeah, we did, uh, the first camp. I was with him for, like, a couple weeks, and then the, the, uh, and then S- Stipe got hurt. And then the second camp ... Oh.
Oh, here we go. Someone got hurt.
He dropped him. I didn't see with what, but he definitely dropped him.
So-
But yeah, the second camp I was with him for, like, a full, like, six or seven weeks. So that was a ...
And do, do you think Tom Aspinall is like, uh, let's, Jon's gonna get him down. If you got him down, Jon as far as beating Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for Jon at all?
Um, no. I think that, uh, I think Tom would probably be trying to stand up. Um, I don't ... And Tom also has pretty good, like, fast take-downs, so-
Yeah.
... they could, they could both take one another down.
Yeah.
Um, but, uh, I, I don't think that Tom is gonna be able to, like, really s- do anything besides try to get up on Jon.
Yeah. Tryna get that mounted guillotine. 'Cause he, he's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid, you know? It's rare you have a big guy with good hips. Good dog fight, boom.
Yeah.
He's so fast too. Tom, yeah. Aspinall, like, as a heavyweight, there's no one-
Yeah.
... like him. The, the only knock on we really haven't seen- Yeah, but decently. ... would just be his, his defense.
Yeah.
You know, his head exposed, his chin leaned forward.
So the one, uh, the one MMA fight I did see him lose, he got heel hooked, and it was a pretty shitty heel hook that he-
Mm-hmm.
... that he tapped to, so ...
Aspinall?
Yeah.
- 24:29 – 33:45
Leg-lock rabbit hole: Aspinall’s old heel hook loss, ‘dead orchard’ mechanics, and best MMA leg-lock positions
- GRGordon Ryan
So, here it is. Who's this guy?
- GUGuest
So, you see, he- he just scoops the leg from half guard.
- EBEddie Bravo
Tom- Tom was whipping his ass.
- GUGuest
And Tom turns away instead of trying to face him. So, it exposes the heel and it turns into a heel knee bar.
- GRGordon Ryan
Oh, weird.
- GUGuest
It's like ... It's a heel hook, but it's a knee bar w- but with the heel hook gripping so he can't turn back into the lock.
- GRGordon Ryan
That dude's in some pub right now going, "I beat that guy."
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- EBEddie Bravo
"I beat the fucking champ. I beat the fucking champ." This guy keeps trying.
- GUGuest
He's got to create an angle, huh? Now- now his shoulder's in.
- GRGordon Ryan
Well, he's got both arms under him. Yeah. He's gonna go with a dead orchard, right, Eddie? Doesn't work. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GRGordon Ryan
Does it ever work in MMA? Has anybody pulled it off in MMA? Yeah, Elvis Sitosic.
- EBEddie Bravo
Oh, that's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- EBEddie Bravo
Old school.
- GRGordon Ryan
He was the first one.
- GUGuest
That's right.
- GRGordon Ryan
That's when-
- JRJoe Rogan
Elvis.
- GRGordon Ryan
No one- that's when no one really thought it was ... Like, no one really even noticed it. 'Cause you're taught, tr- you only triangle your legs when there's one arm in, one arm out. Not when there's two arms in.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- GRGordon Ryan
But his legs are so long, he arm barred Jeremy Horn. And then, when you look at it, you're like, "Yo. He has a... He's strangling his legs and he has both arms in. Whoa, that's kind of a freak thing."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- GRGordon Ryan
And we just thought it was a freak thing. And then, um, uh, uh, Nathan Orchard and Brian Debs, two of my guys, they just started doing it all the time. They go, "Yeah, dude, we do this all the time." I'm like, "Really? You're doing triangle?" Like, you gotta have long legs.
- EBEddie Bravo
Mm-hmm.
- GRGordon Ryan
You gotta have long legs. If you have short legs, you gotta do a Mexican dead orchard. That's what I do. You gotta do a lot of extra labor.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GRGordon Ryan
There's a- there's a lot of extra stuff you gotta do to pull it off.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's the Mexican dead orchard? How does it work?
- 33:45 – 48:15
Jon Jones camp stories: early advice, Jackson-Wink era, and the ‘Trump dance’ locker-room moment
- GRGordon Ryan
Yeah, yeah. The first time, uh, I met him it was his first fight when he fought Stephan Bonner. And we were at, it was in, in Boston, and we were at a boxing gym. And I was just hanging out with you 'cause you were taking a private with, uh, who was the guy from Amsterdam that you were taking privates?
- JRJoe Rogan
Rob Kamen?
- GRGordon Ryan
Shoo- no, it was Shuki.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Suki.
- GRGordon Ryan
It was either Shuki or Rob Kamen. It was one of them. We were in some random boxing gym in Boston, and I was just sitting at, on the, on the ring just-
- JRJoe Rogan
It must've been Rob if we were in Boston.
- GRGordon Ryan
Yeah, waiting, waiting for you to be done. And then no one knew who Jon Jones was. It was his first fight, he's sitting there. And, um, he comes up to me and he, and he asks for advice. He goes, "What, what, what do you think, uh, you know, you got any advice for me?" And I'm like, I didn't know... And he was fighting Stephan Bonner and I thought, "Oh, they're feeding Stephan Bonner some new guy."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GRGordon Ryan
He's, like I felt bad for Jon Jones.
- JRJoe Rogan
You fucked him up.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- GRGordon Ryan
So what I, what I told him is, is there's two kinds of wrestlers that, uh, come into MMA. Wrestlers that love jujitsu and wrestlers that want to beat jujitsu. I go, "Don't be one of those wrestlers that wants to beat jujitsu. Fall in love with it. Fall in love with submissions, 'cause the guys, the guys that want to beat it, they never last. They're eventually gonna get taken out." Uh, we'll most pe-
- JRJoe Rogan
Also, wrestlers have such an advantage of being able-
- GRGordon Ryan
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to manipulate bodies. They've been manipulating bodies their whole lives.
- GRGordon Ryan
The scariest jujitsu guys, the scariest jujitsu guys-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- GRGordon Ryan
... uh, for the most part are guys that wrestle their whole life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Had a wrestling background.
- GRGordon Ryan
And then they fall in, and then they fall in love with jujitsu and they love pulling guard and all that, like, oh scary.
- JRJoe Rogan
Think, think about the guys Jon Jones submitted.
- GRGordon Ryan
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Glover, Ly- Lyoto.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like he's a fucking-
- GUGuest
Vitor.
- JRJoe Rogan
... savage.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Vitor, Gracie.
- GRGordon Ryan
I've been in a Stephan Bonner fight at, wasn't he like just like-
- 48:15 – 52:47
GFL logistics and weight classes + influencer boxing fallout + mouth taping detour
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of testing they got, multiple choice?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Don't be a hater. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GRGordon Ryan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
What's this testing you speak of?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
But dude they got- when they get old guys don't lo- don't test them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Be cool.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Don't touch... Be nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
What the fuck you doing?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Come on.
- JRJoe Rogan
The WWE, yeah yeah yeah. Let's go back to the old days.
- BSBrendan Schaub
But you got Dylan-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
Dylan Danis, Tony Ferguson like... I like it dog.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh that's a good fight.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That's a good fight.
- GRGordon Ryan
Yeah that's... I saw that poster.
- GUGuest
... that's gotta be fake because there's n- zero chance that Dyl- it was at lightweight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Here it is.
- GUGuest
No chance.
But remember-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, their- their weights are different.
- GUGuest
Their weight tu- the weight cut's different.
What is it?
- JRJoe Rogan
10 pounds. So, they can agree to, to find a weight that they're both comfortable at.
- GUGuest
It's a legendary lightweight matchup.
Yeah, but lightweight's different for them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but it could be 65. Yeah, it could be-
- GUGuest
But there's no way he makes 65. He could, like, barely make 70 when he was like-
- 52:47 – 1:03:08
From Hitler’s mustache to WWI gas science + JFK files + Candace Owens/Weinstein/celebrity legal wars
- GUGuest
That's why Hitler did his mustache that way, so he could fit a gas mask.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GUGuest
That's real.
No!
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Shut the fuck up.
- GUGuest
Jamie, look it up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that real?
- GUGuest
Yeah, I know my shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- GUGuest
Apparently, he was, he was gassed pretty bad in the first World War.
Yeah.
So, he liked the spice.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wah, wah. And that's why he did that mustache 'cause the gas-
- GUGuest
Oh, it's real?
- JRJoe Rogan
That's real.
- GUGuest
I don't know if that's real.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- GUGuest
But apparently, he was, uh... He was gassed pretty bad in the first World War.
Yeah, mustard gas.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, that first World War was nuts. The first time they decided to use giant fans and gas people. Toothpaste mustache family associated said it originated from military where they'd trim this large mustache to facilitate wearing a gas mask.
- GUGuest
Go down the military order.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- GUGuest
During his service in Bavarian Infantry Division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with the gas mask.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- GUGuest
Then you got the Michael Jordan mustache.
That is a fun fact of the day.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- GUGuest
(laughs) Michael Jordan.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
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