EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,101 words- 0:00 – 3:46
Texas deep freeze chaos: iced roads, power outages, and delayed travel
- MHMax Holloway
(drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) And we're rolling with the Blessed Express. What's up?
- MHMax Holloway
My man.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Good to see you, my friend.
- MHMax Holloway
My man. What's up? Good seeing you out there.
- JRJoe Rogan
How's- how's things?
- MHMax Holloway
Things are good, you know. I just ... How's things with you? I heard like pipes are busting in heat and all that kind of stuff. You guys good?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's pretty ... It was pretty wild out here a week ago. And then it was 80 two days ago. Doesn't make any sense.
- MHMax Holloway
Ah, just-
- JRJoe Rogan
So a week ago it was frozen solid, and then a week later, 80 degrees.
- MHMax Holloway
Ah, Mother Nature, she's- she's cruel at sometimes. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. But well, Texas gets weather, you know. It's very different in California with- California never rains and basically like once a year you get a little bit of rain and that's it. Here you get thunderstorms and you get lightning and, you know, and it gets cold as fuck sometimes. But this was real unusual.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like once every 120 years or something.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. I know. It just ... I know. I was- I was tripping out. I was like ... When I saw everything happening and then my- my agent ... 'Cause last week we were supposed to come through.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
And he said like, "Oh, it's getting pushed back. It's getting pushed back." And I was like ... I was ... And then he- I was like ... I look at the weather shit and I was like, "Texas don't ever get this kinda weather. What the hell is going on?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
I thought I was wrong. (laughs) I was like, "Do I not follow up with the weather in Texas?" Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, it was crazy. The roads, it ... First of all, it was 32 degrees and raining, so it's just at the time where it freezes, but not quite.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It didn't quite freeze, so ... And then it got really cold at night, so all the roads were covered in ice.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Everywhere.
- MHMax Holloway
Black, black ice. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- MHMax Holloway
That one that, uh ... I saw that one that, uh, got, uh, 100, like had a 100 car pileup-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MHMax Holloway
... somewhere over here.
- 3:46 – 5:20
Apocalypse prep talk: trucks, ranch fantasies, and emergency food
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I have a truck that's built for this shit too. I have a Land Cruiser.
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I got a Toyota ... A 1995 Toyota Land Cruiser, like a apocalypse vehicle.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah?
- JRJoe Rogan
With a 40-gallon gas tank and big tires and it's lifted.
- MHMax Holloway
And that's after the- the two football field bunker underneath your house wherever you live, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I need to get that. That's th- That's probably my next move. I need to get a ranch and some sort of sustainable environment.
- MHMax Holloway
Uh-oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
It just seems like, uh, the more th- shit gets weird in the world, whether it's COVID or- or this or, you know, whatever could be next, like you- you gotta have enough food and water so you could stay alive for a while.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. They said that ... What was that? What- what is that show? There's a show on TV, right? The disaster people, whatever, people-
- JRJoe Rogan
Preppers?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... apocalypse people, like the ... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MHMax Holloway
Doom day preppers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
That's what they called and like what they had- they have like ... They says like, I think so the minimum is to have like one and a half to two years' worth so you-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
... so you know you got- I'm like, "What the?" (laughs) Whoa.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's so crazy.
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they have that dried f- I have some dried food for like hunting, like backpacking food, like, you know, like it's, uh, freeze-dried or dehydrated. I have some of that stuff. That's in my house too, so if worst came to worst we could eat that for a few months.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. You'll be all right, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
You'll survive.
- MHMax Holloway
I mean, you'll be all right. You're like a caveman. You're like a modern day caveman that came from the moon or something, so you'll be fine too.
- 5:20 – 10:47
Nature in extreme cold: frozen wildlife, wood frogs, and “water bears”
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of them froze to death.
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, for real?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. A lot of them froze to death. My friend has, uh, a buddy who owns a ranch in South Texas and they have this animal on there called a nilgai.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
A nilgai is an Asian animal. I think it's from India. It's a huge antelope, like the size of an elk.
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they- they found 63 of them frozen to death on his, uh, ranch.
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
So far. They're still- they're still finding them.
- MHMax Holloway
I know off- uh, before you came I was talking to a security guard and, uh, and the other boy out there and they was like ... I was telling him like I saw a possum. I saw a video. Like there's a video that goes viral like of a possum climbing up the fence and he froze like in Texas somewhere, like it froze on the fence. And I was like, "Holy shit. That's how cold it gets," you know. Like people don't understand that this possum ... And then we was talking about-Does the possum live after-
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MHMax Holloway
... it's unfrozen?
- JRJoe Rogan
Fucking-
- MHMax Holloway
'Cause they know how to play, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think s- is this it?
- MHMax Holloway
There it is. There it is.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is he de- oh, shit.
- MHMax Holloway
He's frozen.
- NANarrator
Frozen as shit. (laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
He's frozen.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy, with like ... He's frozen in the middle of climbing a fence covered in icicles.
- MHMax Holloway
Co- cu- Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It looks like he got his leg stuck. You see that? Look at his right leg, see how it's poked through?
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. He might've got his leg stuck and then it was too cold to figure out a way to get out of it. Wow, that's dark.
- MHMax Holloway
How crazy, though. Th- but does it just, you know, like, they-
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- MHMax Holloway
... they, they like playing dead, no?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-uh.
- MHMax Holloway
No, not at all?
- 10:47 – 12:22
Hawaii’s invasive animals and wild pet rumors (wallabies to gorillas)
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, you live in Hawaii, which is a really interesting place, right? Because there's a lot of nonnative animals that have been introduced to Hawaii, like-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... pigs and a lot of weird birds and a lot of-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... a lot of weird rodents and plants and all kinds of shit.
- MHMax Holloway
We got a ... We got a, um ... The weird thing that we think is a wallaby. I think it's from-
- JRJoe Rogan
You guys have wallabys now?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, how crazy is that, right? They've ... You don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
From Australia?
- MHMax Holloway
Y- you don't see 'em, but i- they're little kangaroos, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
They're just like little kangaroo- yeah. We have wallabys on our ... I- and it's like, "How the fuck did you get here?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
But they're not, like, crazy. They're not even ... You're out and you see it. They like ... They're very mysterious. Like, they pop up here and there when people are hiking in the mountains.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- MHMax Holloway
But it's like, a wallaby, bro. Like, how the hell they-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- MHMax Holloway
I don't know how they traveled there. Maybe they ... I mean, Australia's surfing and whatever, they just jump on and like, "F- I'm outta here."
- JRJoe Rogan
I think probably somebody had it as a pet, if I had to guess.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, I, I'm sure. I'm sure. I'd, uh ... You hear of a bunch of illegal pets that people have in Hawaii. It's just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... it's just mind-blowing, you know. I'm like, "What the f- ..." Like, I'd ... I heard stories of people having like, um, gorillas and shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MHMax Holloway
Bamboos. I'm like, "What? How the fuck do they-
- JRJoe Rogan
Gorillas?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. Like, "How the hell do you have this?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
I don't know if people bullsh- I never saw 'em.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
People could be bullshitting, but I'm like, "I'm not gonna put it past that-" I, I saw more crazier stuff.
- 12:22 – 15:21
Why you don’t keep chimps: attacks, intelligence, and “Planet of the Apes” fears
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I think they're trying to limit people's ability to own primates in America, 'cause, uh, you know a- a- a ... I'm sure you heard about that story about the lady in Connecticut who, uh, kept a pet chimpanzee and then it attacked her friend and tore her face off.
- MHMax Holloway
No, I did not. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, it's a crazy story because-
- MHMax Holloway
That's what you get.
- JRJoe Rogan
... this lady kind of had a relationship with this chimp, which is s-
- MHMax Holloway
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like what kind of (laughs) relationship we talking about?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
- MHMax Holloway
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, she was sleeping in the bed with this chimp. The chimp drank wine and, and, and took Xanax.
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
She was feeding the chimp Xanax. And, uh, the lady's friend came over and the chimp attacked the lady's friend.
- MHMax Holloway
Is it a guy?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, a woman.
- MHMax Holloway
A woman friend.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think the lady was probably cock blocking.
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And the chimp was like, "Fuck all this."
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And just tore her apart.
- MHMax Holloway
I mean, I shouldn't be laughing, but that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's horrible.
- MHMax Holloway
... that's wild, that's wild.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was a big chimp, too. And she-
- MHMax Holloway
They're smart. Like what do-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
What, what don't you ... Chimps b- like, we come, like, they say we evolutioned from those guys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MHMax Holloway
And they're like ... I know some, like, you see what the, the scientists are doing with these chimps or gorillas or whatever they do, you know, and like, like these guys are smart. Like y- you can talk to 'em.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
They talk back. They, some of 'em know sign language. It's like-
- 15:21 – 18:36
Elon Musk and brain-tech: Neuralink, mind-control gaming, and no-word conversations
- JRJoe Rogan
... and shit. Yeah. Elon Musk says his startup Neuralink ... Ah, fucking, they got us with this goddamn ... You gotta shut that ad blocker off, son. You gotta just give in to the w- to the network. (laughs) Elon Musk says his startup Neuralink has wired up a monkey to play video games using its mind.
- MHMax Holloway
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
See? He's, he's gonna start-
- MHMax Holloway
He's, he's already ahead. He's already ahead.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's gonna start the war. (laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
He's already ahead. He's already ... Hey, you fucking watch Iron Man?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
You watch Iron Man?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
Iron Man played both sides too at one point, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MHMax Holloway
And fucking Elon was in the fucking Iron Man, one of 'em, so I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he's creating this Neuralink thing where-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, I, I saw. I heard, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you know that? They're gonna put wires into people's brains and he told me they're ... You're gonna be able to talk with no words.
- MHMax Holloway
To your mind?
- JRJoe Rogan
He's gonna be able ... Like you and I could sit here.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. And just have a con-
- JRJoe Rogan
And we're gonna have a conversation with no words.
- MHMax Holloway
I mean, you can kind of do that with, like, the love of your life sometimes, you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. (laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, like you know each other, yeah?
- MHMax Holloway
That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
But I think you're gonna be able to have, like, full conversations.
- MHMax Holloway
But a- yeah. Fucking Elon is a fucking ... He's something else.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. He's pro-
- MHMax Holloway
The man is something. He prob- he's probably one of those freaking parasites that jumped on-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
... that jumped on the stuff, uh, uh, on one of the guys from the moon. They came back and he just evolutionized himself. He just kept going. He's like, "Oh, what is this amino acid? What is this? What is this? Oh."
- 18:36 – 25:46
Pressure and performance: gym killers, fight-night panic, and empty-arena UFC
- JRJoe Rogan
Right? Isn't that, that's the thing with fighting too, right? Like, some guy... That's probably why some guys are really good at the gym where there's no panic. You know, you know each other real well. They can spar. They move real good. But then the panic of a fight-
- MHMax Holloway
It's them lights.
- JRJoe Rogan
... limits-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, it's them lights, you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Them lights.
- MHMax Holloway
Ah, I mean, I mean, you hear about it all the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
I'm sure you heard about it 100 million times-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... about this guy's like, "Oh my God, this guy's a killer in the gym."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
"He's a freaking killer." And then when you go out there, everybody's looking at you and like, "Thought he was a killer. Where the hell this killer go?"
- JRJoe Rogan
I knew a guy like that in jujitsu. When I was a blue belt, there was this kid who was a black belt and man he was fucking good. But he would panic in tournaments and it didn't make any sense. Like, you would roll with him and he would just have his way with people. He was so good, so talented. And, uh, my instructor was, uh, uh, really high on this guy. He's like, "Man, I'm telling you, like, if you could just get your head together." Like, and then I was like, "What's wrong with his head?" And they were like, "Oh, when he, when he competes, he just, he panics."
- MHMax Holloway
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm like, "He's so good."
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And it's just jujitsu.
- MHMax Holloway
That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not even getting hit.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But for whatever reason, when he would get out there, he would, he would just, he wouldn't, couldn't perform and he would fall apart, he'd get tired real easy.
- MHMax Holloway
It was like the, it was like, uh, uh, when the pandemic first had happened and then, uh, UFC continued to do fights for us. And I was telling everybody, you can find out who the real fighters is right now because like, you know, some people, some real fighters can't ... Like, you know, some guys, they're showmen and they need that crowd and they need the, "Let's go."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
Blah, blah, blah. Like, I told myself, like, this is like a alley street fight now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
That we fight. No one's there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
You gonna fight the blood, you gonna fight the, who is a true blood, the fucking, you know, the guys that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
Bloodsport kind of, or kickbox where you got, like, the glass on top of your knuckles.
- 25:46 – 27:39
COVID experiences and Max’s lockdown life: streaming, Warzone, and pro gamers
- JRJoe Rogan
When, when you first started, uh, when the f- the, the pandemic fir- first of all, did you get COVID at all?
- MHMax Holloway
No. No, no, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never?
- MHMax Holloway
I didn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never?
- MHMax Holloway
Did y- yeah, no. Did you?
- JRJoe Rogan
No. No.
- MHMax Holloway
No? No, I didn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- MHMax Holloway
I w- I w-
- JRJoe Rogan
I've been around a lot of people that got it.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah. I was, I was just smart about it. I was, I was staying home. I f- fell back in love with playing video games. I was just asking about when-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... you're playing video games. I was streaming on, uh, Facebook Gaming now, so I just been home, bro. I've been loving it, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
You're a video game fiend.
- MHMax Holloway
I lo- I love, I love video games, bro. I li- I love, uh... Modern Warfare right now, that Call of Duty: Warzone is, like, the crazy thing right now. And then being a, being who I am and what I do, I get to play with some big time players, so it's just, it's fucking exciting, man. It's fun.
- JRJoe Rogan
So do you get to play with professional gamers? Is that your dream?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, some professional gamers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, I got, I got this, uh, this... My man named Tommy. I got to... I don't know if you know Nick Merce, Tim the Fatman-
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- MHMax Holloway
Uh, uh, Tim, Tim, Tim the Fatman.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
Tim the Tatman. I called him Tim.
- NANarrator
That's gotta go.
- MHMax Holloway
Tim, I'm sorry, Tim. (laughs)
- NANarrator
That's a clip.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
I'm sorry, Tim.
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- 27:39 – 33:42
Cheating, anti-cheat systems, and why fast shooters feel addictive
- MHMax Holloway
So fun. It's like a... They need to anti-cheat though. Come on. Come on, Raven Software, get your anti-cheat up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, is it cheats?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, bro, people fucking, fucking Jackie Chan's and Bruce Lee's.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah. There's always a problem with video games and, and bots, right? Where dudes figure out a way at aiming bots and all kinds of different cheats where they can see through walls.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that what they're doing?
- NANarrator
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wall, wall hacks and yeah, all that shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
So how do they, uh, stop something like that? Do they have to just update the code?
- MHMax Holloway
There is like a... Like, the Raven Software, they got, they gotta do that. I, I think it's coding.
- JRJoe Rogan
Coding? Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, I know, like, I know on a, on a, on a console, when you get caught cheating, they can pretty much ban your console from ever going online again, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MHMax Holloway
Like, that kind of stuff. And then, like, that's why PC gaming is super hard with it. But I saw, like, uh, what is that? Counter-Strike. I saw Counter-Strike. They got the funniest game, uh, for how to catch cheaters. Like, you go around a corner, you start, start shooting, like, you start dropping all your weapons and stuff. It's so funny. It's like, oh my God, like, Call of Duty needs some of that.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, how, explain what happens. You go ar-... Like, it... The person who's cheating, did they start dropping their weapons?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, so like, there's a place in the map in Counter-Strike that it said... I was la- I was just looking up, like, how the softwares work, that's why.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- MHMax Holloway
And I think so, it was Counter-Strike, but there's a place in the map where he go around the corner, he starts to shoot, and then your weapons just get thrown out, like you're throwing your weapon down or it keeps getting have to reload. Like, it just kee- like, doing an animation where it just fucks with you in the games, uh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, so that's only for cheaters?
- MHMax Holloway
So for cheaters, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, like, they have it set up so that if you are a cheater and you get to this spot in the map, you're-
- MHMax Holloway
Oh, yeah, you're gonna, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you're just gonna go haywire.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah, they see the, yeah, they see the s- software.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- MHMax Holloway
It's so cool. I was like...
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MHMax Holloway
I mean, Call of Duty needs that. Imagine getting in a gunfight and you fucking just drop your weapon. It'd be so funny.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Well, Counter-Strike, f- cor- correct me if I'm wrong, it started with Half-Life, right?
- MHMax Holloway
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
Half-Life is a wild game. You ever play Half-Life?
- 33:42 – 37:51
VR boxing, Dana White’s cardio, and crossover boxing spectacle talk
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you ever fucked with Oculus Rift or any of those, uh, virtual reality games?
- MHMax Holloway
Actually, talking about it, it's weird. Oculus actually gonna send me something. You see Dana White's old ass?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
He was huffing and puffing yesterday.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
He's like, he's like, "These guys, it's not an ad. I'm really saying this for myself."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
He's all tired. And then I wrote to 'em and Oculus wrote to me after, after they sent, wrote to, uh, write... They actually wrote to me and I replied to 'em and they said they're gonna send me one. So I'm excited. I can't wait.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're very good. You can get a good workout in with those boxing games. They're cool too.
- MHMax Holloway
They're cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause when you get hit, you see a flash of light.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, this is the screen lights up l-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, like, the sun. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, you see the, the boxing glove-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... come at you and a, a light flashes, like, like you got hit, so you feel-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like, "Oh, shit."
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"I got hit."
- MHMax Holloway
I mean, it's funny watching those videos, you know, the reaction videos of the kids playing the games and they're, like, running towards it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... "Oh," and they're running into the screen-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... or they're jumping.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at Dana. (laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
Look at Dana's tight. Look at-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's huffing and puffing.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. It's boxing where you're going in- Look, he's so tired. ... with all these little hand things over there.
- 37:51 – 40:30
Boxing talent and payday economics: Crawford, Lopez vs. Loma, and Triller money
- MHMax Holloway
But T-Bud is a, a Terence Crawford. He was a-
- JRJoe Rogan
He could wrestle.
- MHMax Holloway
... he was a wrestler.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- MHMax Holloway
In Omaha.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- MHMax Holloway
So, and that leads to, leads to-
- JRJoe Rogan
And his son's all wrestlers too.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah. Dave's wrestling right now. It was funny.
- JRJoe Rogan
And T-Bud is so complex.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like he could switch stances.
- MHMax Holloway
He switched st- He's a switch fighter. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just as good from southpaw as orthodox.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. And, and he got power power, so ...
- JRJoe Rogan
If anybody wanted to fight in MMA and fuck people up-
- MHMax Holloway
I think it would be him.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it would be him.
- MHMax Holloway
I think it would be him, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. But he's making so much money in boxing, why would he do that?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, why? Yeah, why? Did you not just see, like, some of the boxers, you see like, uh, uh, Teofimo Lopez, just what bid they got?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MHMax Holloway
From Triller? It's just stupid money.
- JRJoe Rogan
What'd he get?
- MHMax Holloway
They- The bid was like 6.2, uh, $6.0 million on the fight that he got coming up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, and he's, and he's getting like six- 70 or 60 something percent.
- JRJoe Rogan
Good for him. Good for him.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, he's getting like four million, I think, from it. It's like, that's what's up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Listen, man, that guy beat the guy who-
- 40:30 – 44:20
Max’s UFC evolution and the Calvin Kattar masterpiece: ‘best boxer in the UFC’ moment
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I remember when you were fighting in the UFC, first fight in the UFC, you were, what are you, 20?
- MHMax Holloway
I was 20. I was 20.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was wild.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, it was crazy, that was crazy. That was, that was good fun. That was a good, fun time.
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't it crazy looking back now? You're, you're a, a veteran, world champion veteran, and you come back and think about when you were 20 years old, when you first fought in the UFC, h- it just, time keeps rolling, you keep getting better.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Keep having more experiences.
- MHMax Holloway
That's the, that's the whole thing, you know? It was funny. I mean, we talked about it last time I was on here. And, uh, we just talk about how everybody is like, yeah, this young new contender, this young new lion coming up. I'm like, motherfuckers, I'm the youngest guy in the division, I'm 29 years old. Relax, like, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Is that crazy? That is crazy.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, like, uh, like, uh, I remember the, the Ortega fight was tough, and then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
... even this fight, there was like a new, a new young hungry contender with Kattar, they were saying.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
But Kattar is the one that was like, uh, like he actually said the age thing, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
I didn't know Kattar was that old either. But, um, he said the age thing and then he was like, "Oh, a freshman" and whatever, and I was like, fu- "Finally, someone calling me some type of freshman or something. Thank you, Kattar."
- JRJoe Rogan
He said you were a freshman, he's a senior, right?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, that's what he said.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
He said, that's what, uh, it was funny 'cause when I was sitting down, I was like, okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was a crazy fight, man. That was, in my opinion, like, one of the most impressive performances I've ever seen in my entire career.
- MHMax Holloway
That was, that was my favorite fight of all time, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Of all the fights I've ever called, that, I mean, uh, watching fights, you know, seeing, seeing fights since I was a kid. There's, there's something about that fight where it seemed like you came into your own in that fight in a way, like you ... First of all, Calvin Katter, that guy is a super dangerous guy.
- MHMax Holloway
Monster. Monster.
- JRJoe Rogan
Super dangerous. Some of the best hands in the sport.
- MHMax Holloway
Monster.
- JRJoe Rogan
And for you to outbox him the way you did, and just to put it on him round after round after round, and then in the final round when you're talking shit and you were pointing over to the UFC matchmakers like-
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... "I'm the best boxer in MMA." And he's throwing punches at you-
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- 44:20 – 57:31
Training without sparring: Zoom camps, controlled drilling, and protecting the brain
- MHMax Holloway
Not at all. Zero.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tell me about that.
- MHMax Holloway
I had, um ... I had, uh, the fir- the second Volkanovski fight, the first, uh, Fight Island fight, we couldn't. We could not move. Like people were like ... I, I did my training on Zoom and people was like, "You're fucking lying," and blah, blah, blah.
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of people did think you were lying.
- MHMax Holloway
I was like this and that. I'm like-
- JRJoe Rogan
I thought you were lying.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. But how ... I, I couldn't. Like I'm not gonna try and meet with these coaches, with these guys, and like get busted, you know? Especially who I am, you know, like there was people breaking protocols and like there was like Hawaii famous people or, or famous people that was flying into Hawaii that was breaking the, uh, the mandate of like going around or whatever, you know, the COVID protocols. And, uh, they was getting arrested. I was like, "Fuck, I can't be getting arrested before my fight." This is some crazy shit. So we did, we did that. I did spar, I felt great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Now when you did that though, how do you do Zoom workouts? Like how, how did you organize that?
- MHMax Holloway
I had, I had mats at home, and then we'd Zoom and then like, uh, one of my coaches would ... we'd get online and do stuff. And I had a bag at home and I would hit the bag and stuff, do drills and this and that, and add weights and stuff. I was lifting weights.
- JRJoe Rogan
So no grappling at all?
- MHMax Holloway
No, no grappling into fight week.
- JRJoe Rogan
No grappling, no, no pads?
- MHMax Holloway
No nothing. No nothing until fight week, at all.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just hitting the bag?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah. So I-
- JRJoe Rogan
So what did you do for conditioning?
- MHMax Holloway
And, and, and le- I would say I got to lift weights. I went to, I went to a friend's house that had weights and stuff or my ... not a friend's, my strike- my strength and conditioning coach's house. He actually have, uh, some place that he had a little spot for us in his garage, and that's what I would go. You know, everybody else, uh, everybody else had like kids and stuff and they was like worried words. So I was like, "You know, I ain't gonna be mad about everything going on." So we, we figured out a way.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's interesting the way people look at COVID then versus the way they look at it now.
- MHMax Holloway
It's a bit easier.
- JRJoe Rogan
Back then they ... everybody thought we were all gonna die.
- MHMax Holloway
(laughs) Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, you know?
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like everybody was worried like a lot of us were gonna die, and now everybody's like, "I don't wanna get sick."
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that's it.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just don't want to get sick 'cause the ... I heard it's just like flu-like symptoms, you know, and then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Depends on who it is.
- MHMax Holloway
And now it's ... Yeah, and now-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, Dustin had it and he didn't even know he had it?
- 57:31 – 1:07:47
Cardio as a mental weapon: ‘passport to crazy land,’ discipline, and time mastery
- MHMax Holloway
I just felt good. And it's funny you bring that up 'cause, like, people always ask me, "What is your workout? (laughs) What is your workouts?" Like, this and that. I, like- and I always think- I was like, "I could tell you guys my workout, I could bring you guys to the workout, but that- that ain't it." You know? That ain't it. I was talking to Sean, one of your security guys out there, and, uh- you- you have a bunch of Navy SEALS and military people come all the time, and they talk about this place where you gotta go when- where- where you get pushed to the point of breaking, and then you get pushed past that, you have to going. And that's- and that- and that's a very dark place, you know? Like- like Sean or ex- uh, ex-Navy SEALS and stuff, those guys gotta live there, you know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
Now, thankful for me, I have a passport, so I kinda, like- I just kinda show my passport, "I'm here for a little bit and then I'm out," you know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MHMax Holloway
But, uh- 'cause those mo- those motherfuckers c- they crazy-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MHMax Holloway
... crazy, you know what I mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
But my passport is like, "Yep, stamp me and stamp my exit sheet, I'm outta here." You know? And that's- that's what it is, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
You have a passport to crazy land.
- MHMax Holloway
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MHMax Holloway
And- and- and that's what it is. A lot of people think it's a- it's a training thing, you know? I have the s- the best training and conditioning coach, but it's not- it's not the training that we do, it's, like- it's the mental stuff that he pushed me to. Like, there's so many stuff. I- I'm gonna sound like a baby or a bitch, but I always tell him, "I don't wanna do this." He's like, "Well, guess what? I don't give a shit what you want."
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