JRE MMA Show #154 with Matt Serra, Din Thomas & John Rallo

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays)

   2. MSMatt Serra0:12

      Okay.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      I'm ready when you are.

   4. MSMatt Serra0:13

      Okay, let's-

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      I'm thinking about popping this thing.

   6. MSMatt Serra0:14

      ... he, Matt's already on a roll. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Yeah, he's on a roll. We gotta get- we gotta get it going.

   8. NANarrator0:18

      I'm getting it popping. I missed it already.

   9. MSMatt Serra0:20

      We gotta get it going. Yeah. We missed- we missed-

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       (laughs)

   11. MSMatt Serra0:22

       ... the joy that is Matt's hair.

   12. NANarrator0:24

       Gotta get you ready for your truck ride over there.

   13. MSMatt Serra0:24

       Um-

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       We need a name for this order of, uh, unruly gentlemen. We need a-

   15. NANarrator0:29

       Oh.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       ... we need a name for us.

   17. NANarrator0:30

       Uh-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Matt? (laughs)

   19. MSMatt Serra0:31

       I wanna think about it, but what do I-

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       This is Matt's first Zyn, by the way.

   21. NANarrator0:34

       But what is-

   22. MSMatt Serra0:34

       Yeah, yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       And it's a six milligram. That's a, that's a heavy dose.

   24. MSMatt Serra0:37

       But I'm not a... I'm a caffeine guy. I love caffeine.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       That's- that's a lot like caffeine, but like even more.

   26. MSMatt Serra0:42

       Oh. But, um... Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   27. NANarrator0:43

       Jesus.

   28. MSMatt Serra0:43

       I've seen it at 7-Eleven. I know Tucker Carlson takes it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       He loves them.

   30. MSMatt Serra0:47

       And it's not- he used to-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, the Chiefs game.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      a kid who turned out to actually be Native American who had half of his face-

   2. MSMatt Serra15:03

      Oh, the Chiefs game.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      Yeah, so-

   4. MSMatt Serra15:05

      So brilliant.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      What he, he had half of ... He had literally put on like war paint of, I think of the tribe that he's from.

   6. DTDin Thomas15:13

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      Right?

   8. MSMatt Serra15:14

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

   9. DTDin Thomas15:15

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       I think it's from the tribe that he's from. And one of those websites tried to label it as a fan, a racist fan in blackface.

   11. DTDin Thomas15:23

       He's racist.

   12. MSMatt Serra15:23

       And they said he's in blackface too, yep.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       So they only showed this side of his face where it was dark, and the other side of his face was white, which was like this war paint.

   14. DTDin Thomas15:30

       Oh, no.

   15. MSMatt Serra15:31

       And they, and they-

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       Bro, they just fucking totally bullshitted him.

   17. MSMatt Serra15:34

       ... and the kid turned out to be Indian as well.

   18. DTDin Thomas15:35

       Oh, no.

   19. MSMatt Serra15:35

       So they like, they got the double ... They were wrong twice, you know what I mean?

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       People are just so quick to jump the gun.

   21. DTDin Thomas15:41

       Listen, I'm sick of this woke shit.

   22. MSMatt Serra15:43

       Yeah, dude, you and I both.

   23. DTDin Thomas15:44

       And let me tell you, let me tell you loud and clear, I am sick of what they did to fucking Star Wars. They took a shit all over it.

   24. MSMatt Serra15:51

       That makes, Marvel, Marvel, I'm a huge Marvel fan.

   25. DTDin Thomas15:53

       They get angry. Listen, I love everybody.

   26. MSMatt Serra15:55

       You know?

   27. DTDin Thomas15:55

       I love everybody, and I'm a, I'm a, um, my ... I have three daughters. I love strong like female characters. Vasquez from fucking Aliens.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Oh, she was badass.

   29. MSMatt Serra16:08

       Right, right, Sigourney Weaver.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       Yeah, Sigourney Weaver.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Horses just go right…

   1. DTDin Thomas30:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      Horses just go right off the edge, man.

   3. DTDin Thomas30:03

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      They just listen.

   5. DTDin Thomas30:04

      You gotta not stand behind those motherfuckers though.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      Horses?

   7. DTDin Thomas30:07

      Whoop. No. Why?

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      Either one of them.

   9. DTDin Thomas30:08

      A mule?

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:09

       Either one. A horse will kick you. Oh my God, I actually watched a horse kill another horse.

   11. DTDin Thomas30:13

       Man, I can't imagine.

   12. No.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:13

       We had a video go online.

   14. DTDin Thomas30:15

       Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:16

       That's crazy.

   16. DTDin Thomas30:17

       I'm gonna spit out my coffee.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       That's a donkey.

   18. DTDin Thomas30:19

       Yeah, donkeys-

   19. Oh, what'd I say?

   20. They don't fuck around.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       A mule, um, a mule. A mule is a cross-

   22. DTDin Thomas30:22

       Oh, what's the, what's the difference? They're the same.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       A mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey.

   24. DTDin Thomas30:25

       Look at this.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       And they're, they're not viable.

   26. DTDin Thomas30:27

       Yeah, but wouldn't you think that the hyena would fuck this thing up?

   27. Really?

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       Yeah. Yeah, you would think so, but it looks like that hyena's fucking tranquilized.

   29. DTDin Thomas30:35

       Some bit.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:35

       'Cause they're videotaping this.
4. 45:00 – 59:43

   So you're catching it?…

   1. DTDin Thomas45:00

      like a rodeo rider or something.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:01

      So you're catching it?

   3. DTDin Thomas45:02

      Yeah, you know? And when it hit-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      You really gotta make sure your wrist stays parallel.

   5. MSMatt Serra45:05

      For real.

   6. DTDin Thomas45:05

      Yeah, could you imagine?

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      For real.

   8. DTDin Thomas45:06

      Can I-

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      If you get a little accidental dip with your shit-

   10. DTDin Thomas45:09

       Yeah, I was just-

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:09

       ... and then you gotta scoop that back-

   12. MSMatt Serra45:10

       Oh!

   13. DTDin Thomas45:10

       I was in the shower-

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:12

       ... up the tile.

   15. MSMatt Serra45:12

       Ugh.

   16. DTDin Thomas45:12

       No, but you know what's, you know what's bad about it, is after you take a shit-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       Everything.

   18. DTDin Thomas45:15

       ... everything. (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       (laughs)

   20. DTDin Thomas45:17

       Everything's bad. (laughs) Everything. There's nothing good about it.

   21. MSMatt Serra45:19

       Yeah. (laughs)

   22. DTDin Thomas45:20

       But I have to know what's going on with my gut. So, (laughs) so after I took the shit, you gotta... It's almost like... And this, it really ruined my love of Nutella, because I used to always like the fucking little scoops with the... 'Cause you gotta take a little spoon in your shit, and he goes, "Make sure you get different sides of it, if there's a watery part or this." I'm, "Oh." (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       (laughs)

   24. DTDin Thomas45:39

       And I'm not doing, "Oh."

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Oh, God.

   26. DTDin Thomas45:41

       So I'm in there and you gotta do the dip-

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       (groans)

   28. DTDin Thomas45:43

       ... and you gotta put it in a little vial. And gossip is... (laughs) You guys wanted to hear about it.

   29. MSMatt Serra45:49

       (groaning) (laughs)

   30. DTDin Thomas45:51

       So after that, you take it, you shake it up, and then you put it in an envelope and you ship it off. So that was the story of that.

Episode duration: 3:08:50