JRE MMA Show #16 with Brendan Schaub

1. 0:00 – 1:35

   Joey Diaz tweet backlash, MMA media clicks, and “where the line is”

   1. BSBrendan Schaub0:00

      ... they get me all the time. I'm more famous than them.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Aye, aye.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub0:05

      (laughs)

   4. NANarrator0:05

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      (laughs) I wish we could tell you what we were talking about, but we can't.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:12

      Oh, I wish.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Uh, yeah, we were talk- talking about Joey getting in trouble, though. He just, uh, just texted me about it.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:17

      How's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      He's mad at these people.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:17

       ... how's Joey Diaz getting in trouble with, what, the MMA community?

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Yeah.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub0:21

       MMA outlets? (laughs) They have nothing to do?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Well, here's the thing, though. I see where they're coming from. They're, they're journalists. If someone says something that fucking outrageous about what Mackenzie Dern's derriere must, uh-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub0:37

       He said, I s- I think your ass smells great right now, something like that.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Yes, something along those lines, we're trying to be careful how to, how to respect.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:40

       Oh, the, you're talking about the comic, Uncle Joey, said this?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yes, the comic, Uncle Joey. But I get it. I get where they would ... And then Vinny Magalhaes backed him up. I get it.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub0:51

       Backed up Joey? (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah, he backed up Joey, says something like, "And tasty, too."

   20. BSBrendan Schaub0:55

       (laughs) Yikes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       Yeah, yikes. I get it. Um-

   22. BSBrendan Schaub0:58

       I don't get it. That's Joey Diaz, the great comic, who's commenting on a hot girl in the UFC. He is not a writer. He is not a journalist. These writers have nothing to do, so they're like, "How can we get hits? Let's talk about Joey Diaz."

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       Right.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub1:11

       'Cause no one's reading any of our shit.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       I agree with you in s- somewhat, but he definitely did do it. Like, it ain't a bad ... Here's my thing. They could say whatever they want about what he said, but if he was your friend and he texted you that-

   26. BSBrendan Schaub1:25

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:25

       ... you would do what I did. Look, 'cause I'll show you, he fucking texted me that before he tweeted it. (laughs)

   28. BSBrendan Schaub1:33

       (laughs) Of course.

2. 1:35 – 4:56

   Joey’s texting era and the upcoming Joey Diaz + Yoel Romero podcast chaos

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:35

      I love that Joey texts now. Joey never would text message, but now he's a-

   2. BSBrendan Schaub1:39

      Oh, I hope he doesn't keep texting.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:39

      Joey Diaz is a full-on texter now.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub1:41

      Is he?

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:42

      Yeah, yeah, I'll text you.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub1:42

      He still calls, though. He called me last week.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:45

      Oh, fuck yeah. Most of the time he calls, but, um, he texted me this. (laughs) Yeah, right there. See?

   8. BSBrendan Schaub1:52

      It's Joey Diaz, man. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:55

      (laughs) Sorry, folks. Wish I could let you in. You can go Google what he said. I'm trying to be respectful.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub2:04

       It's, it's Joey Diaz. There, there's ... He can say whatever he wants. He doesn't work for the UFC. He's not a, he's not at Mackenzie Dern's gym.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:12

       You're right, you're right. I'm glad he does, I'm glad he does think like that.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub2:15

       Hell yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:15

       I'm glad he does send me texts like that. But if I was a news website and I was gonna report on, first of all, anybody who's reads-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub2:22

       You want clicks?

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:23

       Uh, yeah.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub2:23

       You want clicks?

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:23

       For sure, that's what they want. But also, anybody who reads that, are you really ... You're either gonna be like me or you're like-

   18. BSBrendan Schaub2:31

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:31

       ... you're gonna start laughing or you're gonna get-

   20. BSBrendan Schaub2:33

       Oh, it's 90-

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:33

       ... really upset.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub2:34

       Really upset?

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:35

       And then you're not a Joey Diaz fan anyway. It doesn't matter. It's not gonna-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub2:38

       You know, if, if you read that and 95% of that is dudes reading it and they're like, "That's hilarious."

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       Yeah, 95%.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub2:44

       The other, the 5% are like, "What the hell? What are we doing?"

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:47

       Mm-hmm.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub2:47

       "How could you report this?"

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:50

       Yeah, I think that's a good number, 95. 95% are sort of going ha ha.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub2:53

       95% of dudes are like, "That's hilarious. I was wondering the same thing."
3. 4:56 – 7:36

   Great offstage entertainers: Bryan Callen, club dynamics, and the Improv stage layout rant

   1. JRJoe Rogan4:56

      Well, Joey's just, he's a great entertainer. And people don't understand, like part of the reason why he's so funny is he knows what's entertaining for you.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub5:04

      Correct.

   3. JRJoe Rogan5:04

      Like, he knows, he knows how to be the life of the party like, like no one. Callan's pretty goddamn good at it too.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub5:09

      Callan's up there. Callan can entertain a room.

   5. JRJoe Rogan5:11

      Yeah. Cal- Callan can take over a room and, and-

   6. BSBrendan Schaub5:14

      Some of the best there is.

   7. JRJoe Rogan5:15

      ... bring the party.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub5:15

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan5:15

      I think that's his best art form, honestly.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub5:18

       Me too.

   11. JRJoe Rogan5:18

       I've told him that. I think that your best art form is, like, inappropriate comedy around people who are trapped.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub5:23

       Correct.

   13. JRJoe Rogan5:23

       (laughs)

   14. BSBrendan Schaub5:25

       (laughs) Okay. Who are stuck at a party or some shit.

   15. JRJoe Rogan5:27

       Yeah, you're at a playing with them or something and you can't go anywhere.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub5:30

       He's the funniest person I've ... He's made me laugh harder offstage than, than anyone.

   17. JRJoe Rogan5:34

       Than almost anybody, yeah.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub5:35

       It's so ridiculous.

   19. JRJoe Rogan5:36

       He's right there. He's right up there, offstage, with Joey. But onstage, Joey's just, he's on different planet.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub5:42

       Different level.

   21. JRJoe Rogan5:42

       Especially right now, he's on another planet. Although, though Callan's fucking hilarious onstage too, but Joey right now. Jesus Christ.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub5:49

       Yeah, Callan just did his, uh, like his showcase at the Improv.

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:53

       How'd that go?

   24. BSBrendan Schaub5:54

       He did, you know, Callan, like, "Murder. He murdered. It was murder."

   25. JRJoe Rogan5:57

       (laughs)

   26. BSBrendan Schaub5:57

       "Got killed."

   27. JRJoe Rogan5:58

       Oh, that's good.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub5:58

       But I've been hearing good things. I mean, we-

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:00

       That's good.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub6:00

       Yeah.
4. 7:36 – 12:41

   Shaq as a DJ, Russell Peters’ real turntable skills, and what even counts as a ‘DJ’

   1. BSBrendan Schaub7:36

      You know who else DJs is Shaq. You ever seen Shaq like straight up DJing? His giant ass is a DJ.

   2. JRJoe Rogan7:41

      Really?

   3. BSBrendan Schaub7:41

      Yeah. That's what he does like in his off time.

   4. BCBryan Callen7:43

      He's got platinum records, multiple.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub7:45

      Being a DJ?

   6. BCBryan Callen7:46

      As a rapper.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub7:47

      No, that Diesel CD went platinum.

   8. BCBryan Callen7:49

      He's, yeah, he's got two. I have- I have one of them.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub7:51

      That's embarrassing.

   10. JRJoe Rogan7:52

       (laughs)

   11. BCBryan Callen7:52

       Jackson Spade Returns. (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan7:53

       (laughs)

   13. BSBrendan Schaub7:54

       That's embarrassing. That's tough.

   14. BCBryan Callen7:54

       I didn't buy it. I got ... It was given to me.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub7:55

       I saw some video of him DJing and it's like thousands of people, like kids just jamming out. Obviously high off their ass on ecstasy, but it looked like a good time.

   16. JRJoe Rogan8:03

       (laughs)

   17. BSBrendan Schaub8:03

       That's what he does.

   18. JRJoe Rogan8:05

       Why not, man?

   19. BSBrendan Schaub8:06

       Why not?

   20. JRJoe Rogan8:06

       Russell Peters is legit.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub8:08

       DJ?

   22. JRJoe Rogan8:09

       Legit DJ.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub8:10

       Really?

   24. JRJoe Rogan8:10

       Like legit, friends with all the old school rappers like Big Daddy Kane and shit.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub8:15

       I had no idea.

   26. JRJoe Rogan8:15

       Yeah. Dude, Russell is seriously legit. Like when we had him on the podcast a long time ago, he actually ... Look at the size of Shaq towering over that fucking equipment. (laughs)

   27. BSBrendan Schaub8:26

       The biggest DJ in the world.

   28. JRJoe Rogan8:27

       He's so big.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub8:29

       He's so fucking big.

   30. JRJoe Rogan8:29

       So crazy. Um, but Russell doesn't like those other guys calling themselves DJs, those like Tiesto guys.
5. 12:41 – 16:21

   Extreme lifting videos and the CrossFit danger debate (high reps, bad form, big risks)

   1. BCBryan Callen12:41

      This guy is lifting. You said blood, spitting blood, this is the guy lifting at the Arnold thing. Blood started going everywhere on him.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub12:44

      Oh, he needs to see a, he needs to see a doctor.

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:47

      So his nose starts spraying blood right in the middle of his lift.

   4. BCBryan Callen12:50

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan12:50

      Whoa, that's pretty cool.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub12:51

      Bro.

   7. BCBryan Callen12:51

      They did, like, clean up everything. They take a little break there.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub12:53

      You need to see a doctor, sir.

   9. JRJoe Rogan12:56

      Ah, he's fine.

   10. BCBryan Callen12:57

       Yeah, he got the lift up done.

   11. JRJoe Rogan12:58

       Got a little stomach and thing going on.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub13:00

       That's internal bleeding.

   13. JRJoe Rogan13:01

       He's got a little, uh, nah, it's probably a nasal infection.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub13:04

       You think?

   15. JRJoe Rogan13:05

       Eh.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub13:05

       Bursting out like that?

   17. JRJoe Rogan13:06

       Walk it off.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub13:07

       Can't be good.

   19. JRJoe Rogan13:08

       Guy just dead lifted 1,000 pounds. He looks pretty healthy to me.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub13:11

       Yeah, he looked, he's-

   21. JRJoe Rogan13:12

       How many did he dead lift?

   22. BSBrendan Schaub13:12

       ... he's gonna live a long time.

   23. BCBryan Callen13:14

       939 it says.

   24. JRJoe Rogan13:15

       Jesus Christ, (laughs) that's so much weight.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub13:16

       It's a lotta weight.

   26. JRJoe Rogan13:17

       That's so much weight. I saw a crazy one where a dude was doing this squat and the, the bar couldn't handle the weight. And the bar bent, and he couldn't get it back onto the, the rack. And so, he had to, like, kinda dive out from under it.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub13:30

       But it snapped.

   28. JRJoe Rogan13:30

       But he was squatting a shitload of weight, obviously.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub13:33

       Jesus Christ.

   30. JRJoe Rogan13:33

       Imagine having that kind of weight on you and you've gotta figure out how to get it off you?
6. 16:21 – 21:36

   Training alternatives: yoga, fake martial arts jokes, and buying home cardio equipment

   1. BSBrendan Schaub16:21

      I, uh, (clears throat) my schedule's been so crazy man, I haven't been able to go to the gym like I typically do. You know, where I, I, I work with my trainer and I'll do weights-

   2. JRJoe Rogan16:29

      Mm-hmm.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub16:29

      ... I'll do mi- stuff like that. So I've been trying to find some alternatives.

   4. JRJoe Rogan16:33

      Yeah, man. It's fun to mix shit up.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub16:35

      Yeah, I, I've been bored.

   6. JRJoe Rogan16:35

      You know, just doing something different.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub16:36

      Yeah, I've been bored, like I-

   8. JRJoe Rogan16:37

      Take a yoga class, take a-

   9. BSBrendan Schaub16:38

      I've been doing yoga, I've been doing hot yoga, which I love.

   10. JRJoe Rogan16:41

       Some fucking Taekwondo, bro.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub16:42

       That's some Taekwondo.

   12. JRJoe Rogan16:42

       How about that? You wanna go deep?

   13. BSBrendan Schaub16:44

       Hi-yah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:45

       Double knife ambilock.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub16:46

       Wanna go deep? (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:47

       After, post UFC career-

   17. BSBrendan Schaub16:49

       (laughs) Wanna go deep?

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:49

       ... front kicking motherfuckers.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub16:51

       Wanna go deep? (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:53

       (laughs) It's a good workout though.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub16:53

       You and I big you'll take the... I'll, I'll hard pass on that, man.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:56

       (laughs)

   23. BSBrendan Schaub16:56

       I don't want anything to do with martial arts.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:58

       (laughs) But here's the thing, it's, uh, if you like, do like, uh, some sort of McDojo style Taekwondo, as long as they teach you good technique, you're gonna get a good workout in.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub17:07

       I'm trying to burn some calories. You know-

   26. JRJoe Rogan17:09

       You'll, you'll get a good workout in doing-

   27. BSBrendan Schaub17:10

       I'm sure, I'm sure.

   28. JRJoe Rogan17:11

       ... those wheel kicks and shit.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub17:12

       Hard pass for me.

   30. JRJoe Rogan17:13

       (laughs)
7. 21:36 – 26:40

   Fasted cardio, too much coffee, keto fallout, and the mental game of consistency

   1. JRJoe Rogan21:36

      Dude, I've become addicted to the fasted cardio.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub21:39

      I used to do that before ... Remember when I started throwing up?

   3. JRJoe Rogan21:41

      Yeah, but I think that's your coffee intake.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub21:43

      Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah, you're right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan21:44

      You talk, your coffee intake's up. What, are you to like 20 cups a day or something?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub21:47

      I was at 12 to 16 cups a day.

   7. JRJoe Rogan21:49

      (laughs)

   8. BSBrendan Schaub21:49

      And then fasting till 2:00. The doctor's like, "Let's not do that, you moron."

   9. JRJoe Rogan21:54

      That's so crazy. (laughs) That's so much whatever and so much caffeine.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub21:57

       It's just too much of any- Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan21:58

       It's too much of everything.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub21:59

       Yeah, I know.

   13. JRJoe Rogan21:59

       And if you're not having any food-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub22:01

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan22:01

       ... then it's just getting straight in there. It's all getting absorbed.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub22:03

       I'm on all these medications now. I had to get off keto.

   17. JRJoe Rogan22:07

       For real?

   18. BSBrendan Schaub22:07

       I'm dying, Joe. I have stage one diabetes.

   19. JRJoe Rogan22:09

       What is the medications they're putting you on?

   20. BSBrendan Schaub22:11

       I don't, it's some anti-acid, like super strong stuff so I can still drink my coffee.

   21. JRJoe Rogan22:15

       Wow.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub22:15

       It's just not a possibility.

   23. JRJoe Rogan22:16

       That's so crazy. You just have to keep coffee-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub22:18

       I have to. Yes, I have to.

   25. JRJoe Rogan22:19

       (laughs)

   26. BSBrendan Schaub22:19

       I was like, "You will, you will fuck up my entire workflow if I can't drink coffee."

   27. JRJoe Rogan22:23

       That's so crazy.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub22:24

       Yeah. But fasting cardio is the way to go.

   29. JRJoe Rogan22:27

       Yeah. I love it, man. I get addicted to it. You know what I get addicted to? I get addicted to the feeling of having done it when I didn't want to do it. That's when I realized this running thing is for me. It's this, this little game I'm playing with my brain where I know I'm gonna do it, but I wake up, I'm like, "Ugh." And then Marshall's barking, "Brrr! Brr!" Mar- Mar- I put him in the backyard and he's like, "Come on, bitch!"

   30. BSBrendan Schaub22:46

       Yeah, he wants to go.
8. 26:40 – 31:59

   Sauna vs. steam science, arena cold floors, and brutal Brazil/Abu Dhabi heat stories

   1. JRJoe Rogan26:40

      Sauna, yeah. And, and someone who asked me about the steam room versus sauna, I asked Rhonda Patrick, and, uh, there's, there hasn't really been studies done on the sauna, or the steam room rather, that show the benefits of the sauna. They're both hot as shit.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub26:52

      They're both hot as shit.

   3. JRJoe Rogan26:53

      They're both hot as shit, probably has some benefit. The only difference is that the sauna can get way hotter 'cause it's a dry heat. So the sauna can get... You know, my sauna, I've had it up to more than 190.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub27:03

      We sat-

   5. JRJoe Rogan27:03

      I fucked up and had it at 200.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub27:04

      We sat in that sauna in Boston, you're a serial killer in there. 10 more minutes, Joe Rogan was dying.

   7. JRJoe Rogan27:09

      (laughs)

   8. BSBrendan Schaub27:09

      I was like, "Uh, I think I'm set, man. I think I'm kinda set. I'm all red like a lobster."

   9. JRJoe Rogan27:14

      You just gotta go... You just gotta just go empty in there.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub27:17

       I know. I hear ya, but I was good, man.

   11. JRJoe Rogan27:20

       I know.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub27:20

       Like, we were in there for, uh, a minute. Jamie dipped out super early.

   13. JRJoe Rogan27:25

       Oh, I was out 10 minutes before you guys. (laughs) He was there before everybody. (laughs)

   14. BSBrendan Schaub27:27

       Oh, were you?

   15. JRJoe Rogan27:27

       (laughs)

   16. BSBrendan Schaub27:27

       I didn't know that.

   17. JRJoe Rogan27:29

       He was there before me. Yeah. 'Cause mostly when you left, it went...

   18. BSBrendan Schaub27:30

       Before me.

   19. JRJoe Rogan27:30

       Pussy. Oh, no, I'm just kidding.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub27:32

       No, no, no, Jamie got there first.

   21. JRJoe Rogan27:33

       Little beast. Shout out to Equinox in Boston, great fucking gym.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub27:37

       That was a good night, man.

   23. JRJoe Rogan27:38

       Yeah, they keep it at 170. That's what most people think it should be, 170. But if you was 170 with steam, man, you're getting cooked in there.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub27:44

       (sighs) .

   25. JRJoe Rogan27:45

       That's not good. I don't think you can take that heat. So, the idea is that the sauna, because it's a dry heat for the most part... I know sometimes people throw some water on the rocks-

   26. BSBrendan Schaub27:53

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan27:53

       ... but it's a dry heat for the most part, and that, that is what you want because that's what your body responds to the... Just the actual temperature and produces those heat shock proteins.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub28:02

       It makes sense.

   29. JRJoe Rogan28:03

       Totally makes sense.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub28:04

       You know what's weird is sometimes in the UFC, and you can feel this too, if it's at a hockey arena, like T-Mobile or the... Sometimes the, when you get into the locker room and get in that crowd, it's freezing.
9. 31:59 – 35:33

   Barefoot running, plantar fasciitis fears, and the disgusting callus-cutting video

   1. JRJoe Rogan31:59

      ... feet were sore today. I had to run in regular running shoes 'cause my feet are sore.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub32:04

      From the Vibrams?

   3. JRJoe Rogan32:04

      From, yeah. From the, just the pounding.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub32:06

      The pounding.

   5. JRJoe Rogan32:07

      And I don't... I'm scared of that plantar fasciitis. Have you ever had it?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub32:10

      I don't know if you've got it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan32:10

      No.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub32:11

      Get your mind right. Let's go and get on the... There's a reason there's technology, son. Let's quit running barefoot these days.

   9. JRJoe Rogan32:16

      No, no, no, no. I think it just... The barefoot thing strengthens your feet up.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub32:19

       (sighs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan32:19

       I think it just takes time. I'm just being real careful.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub32:22

       Be super careful.

   13. JRJoe Rogan32:23

       Yeah.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub32:23

       It's a nightmare.

   15. JRJoe Rogan32:24

       I'm sure.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub32:25

       Tom Cruise had to deal with it.

   17. JRJoe Rogan32:26

       I know.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub32:26

       I've dealt with it at night where I had to get shots, injections in my foot. Horrible.

   19. JRJoe Rogan32:29

       And with Tom Cruise's it was the same thing. It was coming back too quickly. Like, he, he had a knee injury, right? So after his knee injury-

   20. BSBrendan Schaub32:37

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan32:37

       ... then he just tried to get way back into shape way quick and fucked his feet up.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub32:40

       Mine was just b-

   23. JRJoe Rogan32:41

       (clears throat)

   24. BSBrendan Schaub32:41

       I think from being so big and just running. I was doing, you know-

   25. JRJoe Rogan32:44

       Mm-hmm.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub32:44

       ... miles, and miles, and miles, and miles. 'Cause I love running. I l- It's literally my favorite thing to do.

   27. JRJoe Rogan32:48

       Neil Brennan did it on a... He got plantar from a treadmill from wearing those, uh, Vibrams.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub32:53

       If, if you're... They say you gotta work into 'em.

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:56

       Gotta work into 'em.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub32:56

       You just don't just wanna go straight barefoot and just start doing work.
10. 35:33 – 49:08

    Brian Ortega’s rise, Holloway matchup talk, and what makes Ortega’s guillotine special

    1. JRJoe Rogan35:33

       How about that Brian Ortega? (laughs)

    2. BSBrendan Schaub35:35

       (laughs) . On another note, how about Brian Ortega, man? I don't... On my show yesterday night, it was awkward 'cause me and Brian are super close. And I don't know what it is because same thing with Stipe. Whenever I know these guys, it's like I know 'em from when, when I trained with 'em and I've seen 'em in that light. Like, with Brian Ortega, I'd corner him before his, uh, one of his fights before he got to the UFC, and I knew him as that Brian Ortega where all jujitsu, you know, cardio for days, but terrified to fight. Like, I know him as, as that Brian, and now he's evolved into the number one featherweight in the world. So when I, when he got the Frankie Edgar fight, I was like, "God, that's..." I just feel like it's a terrible matchup, man. I'm telling Heno, I'm like, "What, what's he gonna do?" And Heno's like, "Don't worry, man. Don't worry." And so, on my show, which Brian and Heno listen to, they're like, "Dude..." They come in, they're like, "How are you gonna pick against me?" I'm like, "No, no. I said, my brain-"... went with Frankie just because it's Frankie Edgar, he's a legend. My heart wanted you, Brian. He's like, "Dude, it hurt my feelings." I'm like, "I don't, I don't... I'm sorry, man." Like I... And I don't know what it is. It was Stipe too.

    3. JRJoe Rogan36:32

       Hmm.

    4. BSBrendan Schaub36:33

       Whenever I see him, I, I know him as that version of them. It's a problem that I have. I like this gap. I don't know what's going on.

    5. JRJoe Rogan36:38

       Uh, people always do that. They do that. They remember someone by what they were when they were at their worst.

    6. BSBrendan Schaub36:43

       It's not even their worst, but it's in their infancy-

    7. JRJoe Rogan36:45

       Yeah.

    8. BSBrendan Schaub36:46

       ... of their, of their-

    9. JRJoe Rogan36:46

       Well-

    10. BSBrendan Schaub36:46

        ... of their careers.

    11. JRJoe Rogan36:47

        Well, let's not even say their worst, just say a lesser version of who they are now.

    12. BSBrendan Schaub36:50

        Correct.

    13. JRJoe Rogan36:51

        Right? It's like, do you ever get that feeling when you go back to high school? Like, I... If I'm around someone from high school, I feel like a loser. (laughs)

    14. BSBrendan Schaub36:58

        I-

    15. JRJoe Rogan36:58

        You know? This is a weird feeling.

    16. BSBrendan Schaub36:59

        No, 100%. When I go back-

    17. JRJoe Rogan37:00

        Yeah.

    18. BSBrendan Schaub37:01

        ... to Denver, I'm, I'm almost not myself because I feel like this almost, yeah, almost like this-

    19. JRJoe Rogan37:05

        Yeah.

    20. BSBrendan Schaub37:05

        ... loser.

    21. JRJoe Rogan37:06

        A loser.

    22. BSBrendan Schaub37:07

        Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan37:07

        Because, yeah. Because, you remember back who you were when you were insecure and starting out-

    24. BSBrendan Schaub37:12

        Correct.

    25. JRJoe Rogan37:13

        ... in life, and just... That's a normal thing, you know. They always say that about comedy clubs. Like, if you start out at a club, that club will never respect you. They respect you when you leave and, you know, maybe you get a TV show or something like that, and then come back, and they're like, "Okay, yeah, I remember when you sucked though."

    26. BSBrendan Schaub37:28

        Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan37:28

        Like, they remember when you sucked.

    28. BSBrendan Schaub37:29

        Yeah.

    29. JRJoe Rogan37:30

        I always had a... I had a problem with that in Boston at first.

    30. BSBrendan Schaub37:32

        Really?
11. 49:08 – 1:02:35

    Cyborg dominance, thin 145 roster problems, and the Amanda Nunes super-fight argument

    1. BSBrendan Schaub49:08

       Dude, speaking of people getting fucked up, how about that girl Cyborg fight?

    2. JRJoe Rogan49:13

       (inhales deeply)

    3. BSBrendan Schaub49:13

       She looked scared. When she got hit with the first one-

    4. JRJoe Rogan49:15

       Oh, yeah.

    5. BSBrendan Schaub49:15

       ... her eyes were like, "Oh my God." And God bless her, man, because your first fight in UFC, here you go. This, this is what you always wanted. Here's Cyborg main event, short notice. Enjoy that.

    6. JRJoe Rogan49:25

       Yeah, that's kind of a crazy thing to do, right?

    7. BSBrendan Schaub49:28

       Title shot, your first fight ever in the UFC.

    8. JRJoe Rogan49:30

       Title shot and first fight ever. Nobody knows... Literally nobody in the UFC knows who you are.

    9. BSBrendan Schaub49:34

       UFC didn't even have a picture up of her till the-

    10. JRJoe Rogan49:36

        Yeah.

    11. BSBrendan Schaub49:36

        ... week of the fight.

    12. JRJoe Rogan49:38

        You've never... Uh, I mean, she got submitted by Tonya Evinger.

    13. BSBrendan Schaub49:42

        (smacks lips) That's tough.

    14. JRJoe Rogan49:42

        She submitted Tonya and then Tonya submitted her. And we know that she's a 135-er. Yeah, that's her, like, wincing in pain as Cyborg lowers the boom arm.

    15. BSBrendan Schaub49:51

        She took Cyborg down though.

    16. JRJoe Rogan49:52

        She did.

    17. BSBrendan Schaub49:52

        That weird...

    18. JRJoe Rogan49:53

        Yeah, well the... That was obviously-

    19. BSBrendan Schaub49:55

        Ankle pick.

    20. JRJoe Rogan49:56

        ... a strategy. The strategy was to close the distance, get that clinch, drag Cyborg to the ground. She's a 135-er man. She really is not big enough.

    21. BSBrendan Schaub50:04

        But for Cyborg, it's like, "What do you want me to do, man?" Like, there's no one in the division.

    22. JRJoe Rogan50:08

        What is, uh, stopping that Megan Anderson chick from coming over?

    23. BSBrendan Schaub50:11

        Her work visa.

    24. JRJoe Rogan50:12

        What, she doesn't have it?

    25. BSBrendan Schaub50:14

        She, she, she was here i- she was here illegally or something like that. I know that was the holdup there.

    26. JRJoe Rogan50:17

        Oh.

    27. BSBrendan Schaub50:17

        Some bullshit.

    28. JRJoe Rogan50:18

        Lawyers get on that.

    29. BSBrendan Schaub50:19

        'Cause I know, man. Let's go.

    30. JRJoe Rogan50:21

        Yeah.

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