JRE MMA Show #16 with Brendan Schaub

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   ... they get me…

   1. BSBrendan Schaub0:00

      ... they get me all the time. I'm more famous than them.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Aye, aye.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub0:05

      (laughs)

   4. NANarrator0:05

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      (laughs) I wish we could tell you what we were talking about, but we can't.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:12

      Oh, I wish.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Uh, yeah, we were talk- talking about Joey getting in trouble, though. He just, uh, just texted me about it.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:17

      How's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      He's mad at these people.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:17

       ... how's Joey Diaz getting in trouble with, what, the MMA community?

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Yeah.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub0:21

       MMA outlets? (laughs) They have nothing to do?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Well, here's the thing, though. I see where they're coming from. They're, they're journalists. If someone says something that fucking outrageous about what Mackenzie Dern's derriere must, uh-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub0:37

       He said, I s- I think your ass smells great right now, something like that.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Yes, something along those lines, we're trying to be careful how to, how to respect.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:40

       Oh, the, you're talking about the comic, Uncle Joey, said this?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yes, the comic, Uncle Joey. But I get it. I get where they would ... And then Vinny Magalhaes backed him up. I get it.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub0:51

       Backed up Joey? (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah, he backed up Joey, says something like, "And tasty, too."

   20. BSBrendan Schaub0:55

       (laughs) Yikes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       Yeah, yikes. I get it. Um-

   22. BSBrendan Schaub0:58

       I don't get it. That's Joey Diaz, the great comic, who's commenting on a hot girl in the UFC. He is not a writer. He is not a journalist. These writers have nothing to do, so they're like, "How can we get hits? Let's talk about Joey Diaz."

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       Right.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub1:11

       'Cause no one's reading any of our shit.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       I agree with you in s- somewhat, but he definitely did do it. Like, it ain't a bad ... Here's my thing. They could say whatever they want about what he said, but if he was your friend and he texted you that-

   26. BSBrendan Schaub1:25

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:25

       ... you would do what I did. Look, 'cause I'll show you, he fucking texted me that before he tweeted it. (laughs)

   28. BSBrendan Schaub1:33

       (laughs) Of course.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:35

       I love that Joey texts now. Joey never would text message, but now he's a-

   30. BSBrendan Schaub1:39

       Oh, I hope he doesn't keep texting.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. …

   1. BSBrendan Schaub15:00

      tons and you're losing your technique and your form.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub15:03

      It's dangerous shit, man.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Yeah, you'll, you lose... And this guy was in, out of position too. I mean, j- his, his body was paralyzed.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub15:09

      Damn, he's pissed. Tate's boy.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Yeah, Tate knows him. Tate, Tate's big in that... He's, uh, deep in that CrossFit world. He knows a lot of those CrossFit people.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub15:14

      He does a lot of those... He has a Venice Barbell Club, or what's his thing over there? He does something off Lincoln in Venice. He's always f- he's always there.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:22

      Yeah.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub15:22

      They have like some strong man shit, there's caves everywhere.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:25

       Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but the name escapes me.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub15:27

       God, me too.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       The Box?

   13. BSBrendan Schaub15:29

       No.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       That's not it? The Box in Venice?

   15. BSBrendan Schaub15:31

       No.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       Whatever.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub15:34

       Calen works at Venice Barbell Club.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       Tate's always been into-

   19. BSBrendan Schaub15:38

       Tate's somewhere else though.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       ... some kind of that kinda working out.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub15:41

       Is it Deuces?

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Way back in the day. Is it Deuces? Yeah, okay.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub15:44

       Deuce.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       There you go, shout out to Deuces.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub15:45

       Man, what's up, Deuce?

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Yeah, Tate's always been into kettle bells and, you know, muscle ups and shit like that.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub15:51

       Just cool.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       And just CrossFit style movements. And he's a big fan of CrossFit, he loves it.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub15:56

       Have you done, uh, a ton of, uh, CrossFit?

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       No. I mean, I've done, I do those kind of exercises, right? I do a lot of, uh, kettle bell stuff, I do dead lifts, I do a lot of things that I do-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   BJ Penn fought, uh,…

   1. BSBrendan Schaub30:00

      forget... I think he fought...

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      BJ Penn fought, uh, Frankie Edgar. That's where, uh, Frankie Edgar won the title.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub30:06

      ... and they, they've had Roy, Nog, or yeah, Nog out there.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      Yep.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub30:10

      They haven't been back there in a while.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      It's been a while.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub30:12

      It's been a minute, hot minute.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      Yeah. That one was crazy 'cause you, you saw bugs flying around that you never knew were real.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub30:18

      Oh, it's some-

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       Like, what-

   11. BSBrendan Schaub30:19

       ... Jumanji shit out there.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       What is that? (laughs)

   13. BSBrendan Schaub30:20

       I went on a hike, I was like, "Oh, I'm in Jumanji. This is cool."

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       Like, what in the fuck is this?

   15. BSBrendan Schaub30:24

       Shit you've never seen before.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       Yeah. It's crazy if you go to other countries, man. They, they're whole... They have completely different ecosystems. To the point where you look at things and you go, "What in the fuck is that? What is that?"

   17. BSBrendan Schaub30:35

       But where it's dangerous, too. I remember when I was in Brazil, we were climbing this thing and they go, "Now listen, fellas. You gotta make sure..." And we're with the locals, like, "You have to come down before nightfall, otherwise they're not gonna find you." What kind of shit is this? So we just dipped out, getting up there, and my man (laughs) ...

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       (laughs)

   19. BSBrendan Schaub30:51

       My manager, Lex McMahon, got lost. He, we didn't see him for the rest of the night.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:54

       Oh, no!

   21. BSBrendan Schaub30:55

       And literally the local was like, "He's one with the, he's (laughs) ... He's one with the f- jungle now." I'm like, "Ho- what the fuck does that mean?"

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       So how did you lose him, man? Is there-

   23. BSBrendan Schaub31:02

       Is this a bad Rocky movie? Is this The Rundown or some shit?

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:05

       (laughs)

   25. BSBrendan Schaub31:05

       What do you mean he's one with the jungle?

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       (laughs) .

   27. BSBrendan Schaub31:08

       (laughs) He just... He sh- he showed up a day later, just exhausted, didn't get an ounce of sleep, and someone in one of these huts took him under their wing and saved him.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:18

       Oh, my god.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub31:19

       Yeah, and Bebop did get helicoptered out of there for if they get trapped at the top. I was like, "Dude, I feel-"

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       Oh, my god.
4. 45:00 – 59:16

   Right. …

   1. BSBrendan Schaub45:00

      dangerous than T-City, as far as on the ground-

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      Right.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub45:02

      ... and, you know he-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      The way he locks onto things, there's a finality to it that's-

   5. BSBrendan Schaub45:06

      His strength and his-

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      Mm-hmm.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub45:07

      ... now his belief in himself-

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Mm-hmm.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub45:09

      ... with it, he knows how dangerous he is. There's a... And he... It... And really, it's... He's almost, you know, i- People haven't seen what that kid's capable of either. Like we, we've seen some cool stuff, but some of his flying triangles, his flying arm bars, and his, h- his, his grips and stuff, and his guillotines, and he has a lot of cool setups that we haven't even touched on, so.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Yeah, he's, uh, e- one of the most impressive guys I've ever seen, in terms of like, when he starts locking something up, you know it's over.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub45:34

       Game over.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       Like, "Whoa."

   13. BSBrendan Schaub45:35

       Game over.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       Just super high level. Very interesting-

   15. BSBrendan Schaub45:38

       But that's-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       ... because he doesn't have like world championship, uh, w- you know, victories in his past, right?

   17. BSBrendan Schaub45:43

       But n- no, he didn't come up through like the IBJFF whatever the hell it is-

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       Mm-hmm.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub45:47

       ... or he didn't go to Metamorphose or anything like that. He's just this kid that grew up on the Gracie mats-

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       Mm-hmm.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub45:52

       ... and over time was that kid who was just like, "Goddamn, he's good," and just kept with it-

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       Mm-hmm.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub45:55

       ... kept with it, kept with it.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       Yeah. Now the crazy thing is his striking's become just as deadly.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub46:01

       Fluid, loose.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       When you... You crack Frankie Edgar with an elbow like that and then starch him with that uppercut, that's like... He can do that to you standing now. When you're-

   27. BSBrendan Schaub46:09

       Lift him off his feet.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       Yeah, yeah. It was incredible.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub46:13

       It was nasty.

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:13

       So where's the, where's the picnic? Picnic's not standing.

Episode duration: 2:06:46