JRE MMA Show #169 - Protect Ya Neck

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:01

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. MSMatt Serra0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) You good?

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      We're up. We're up.

   5. MSMatt Serra0:14

      (laughs) What? Hey, guys. (laughs) We're back. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Uh. It's just like getting pulled over by the cops, the window rolls down.

   7. MSMatt Serra0:22

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      The cop's like-

   9. NANarrator0:24

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       ... "What the fuck were you doing?"

   11. NANarrator0:26

       Shit. Joe, I took, I took one hit of that shit. That shit was strong as hell. I feel high already.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Mm-hmm. That's good for you, D. It's good for you. Opens your mind. It's the right stuff. Yeah, there's some talk about, uh, Trump legalizing marijuana now.

   13. NANarrator0:40

       Right?

   14. JRJohn Rallo0:40

       That would be amazing.

   15. MSMatt Serra0:40

       That, I mean, it kinda feels like it is legal right now.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Well, it should be. It's so stupid. It's so da- we're- I can't believe we're still dealing with this. I mean, I would've thought by the time, I just turned 58, I would've thought by the time I'm 58, we would've figured this out.

   17. JRJohn Rallo0:53

       Right?

   18. MSMatt Serra0:54

       Ca- can I tell you, when I, with my ulcerative colitis, it always ca- uh, we always start with my ass for some reason.

   19. NANarrator0:58

       (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       (laughs)

   21. NANarrator0:58

       (laughs)

   22. MSMatt Serra0:58

       But with my ulcerative colitis, after my co-colonoscopy one time, the doctor's like, "Well, uh, there's this pill you could take. It, it could affect your liver, but not for many years. Like, not for..." Now, this was when I was like 39. I'm 51 now. I w- I'd be, I'd be going to Columbia for stem cells for my fucking liver at this point.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       Liver, right?

   24. JRJohn Rallo1:18

       Yeah.

   25. MSMatt Serra1:18

       So what I do is the natural stuff, and it does help me. It just, it just helps, and I don't have to... If that's not fucking up my liver or anything.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:25

       Bro, it would ru- it would take the place of so many different pharmaceutical drugs, and that's a big part of the problem.

   27. MSMatt Serra1:32

       (laughs)

   28. JRJohn Rallo1:32

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:32

       The other part of the problem is the alcohol industry. The alcohol industry...

   30. MSMatt Serra1:35

       Oh, yeah, that would suffer for sure, right? Yeah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh. …

   1. MSMatt Serra15:00

      they have, you can get ricotta gnocchis. So they're made with ricotta cheese and-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      Oh.

   3. MSMatt Serra15:05

      ... you know, it's like maybe five grams of carbs in a thing of, uh, of gnocchi.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Yeah, you could cheat it out, but if you really want to get fucking blasted with some carbs-

   5. (laughs)

   6. MSMatt Serra15:15

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      ... lasagna will do you in.

   8. Oh, hell yeah, son.

   9. MSMatt Serra15:17

      Lasagna.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       Lasagna will do you in.

   11. MSMatt Serra15:19

       Lasagna. Love lasagna.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:19

       Oh my God, there's something about Italian food when I'm really hungry, I just can't help it. I don't care about my diet, fuck it.

   13. The sauces and all that stuff, yeah, it gets you.

   14. MSMatt Serra15:28

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       It gets you.

   16. It gets you.

   17. MSMatt Serra15:28

       You know Joe DeRosa, the comedian?

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       Yeah, he tells... He told me.

   19. MSMatt Serra15:31

       He's got a place called Joey Rosa's, it's a sandwich shop, and Joey Rosa's, they import all their flour.

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       There you go. That's the thing.

   21. MSMatt Serra15:37

       And it's the same thing, they br- they make their bread fresh every day, and it, they throw it out at the end of the day. They never use stale bread, and they never use any preservatives, and he's like, "That's the difference, like you can eat these sandwiches and you feel good."

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Mm.

   23. Yeah, dude. I'm, I'm telling you.

   24. MSMatt Serra15:49

       It's cra- it's crazy that that's rare.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       I mean...

   26. Isn't that weird?

   27. That-

   28. MSMatt Serra15:52

       That-

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       That should not be how you consume food. You know what I'm saying? Like, you should be feeling good after you eat all the time.

   30. MSMatt Serra15:57

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Nice fucking, that's a…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      point, that's a good point.

   2. MSMatt Serra30:01

      Nice fucking, that's a good point.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      Yeah.

   4. MSMatt Serra30:03

      Good point.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      That's true. You get an infection back then-

   6. MSMatt Serra30:05

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      ... you get staph, that's a wrap.

   8. MSMatt Serra30:06

      Syphilis.

   9. Yep.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:07

       Oh.

   11. MSMatt Serra30:07

       Done by 35 over there.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:09

       Yeah, but the syphilis thing is really nuts though. But that is why that, that stupid fucking thing that that-

   13. MSMatt Serra30:13

       It's crazy.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       ... guy was wearing on his head. That's what that is.

   15. MSMatt Serra30:15

       So, so that's the traditi- uh, tradition-

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       Yeah.

   17. MSMatt Serra30:18

       ... based off of syphilis and they still do this shit today.

   18. Today.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       Yeah, and the guys with the most money had the biggest wigs and that's why they called them bigwigs.

   20. MSMatt Serra30:23

       Bigwigs. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       It all started with these two brothers that were royals. It was it brother or the guy and his cousin? I forget. But the- these guys who were royals in France and, uh, these guys were like, you know, the socialites. They were the, the celebrated people. And they started losing their hair 'cause they're freaks, you know?

   22. MSMatt Serra30:42

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       They're probably fucking up a storm over there.

   24. MSMatt Serra30:44

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       And they're catching syphilis and they got holes in their face and shit and they smell awful and their fucking hair is falling out. So they just get a wig. And then other dudes say, "I wanna be like him," so they got wigs. And then a bunch of people started getting syphilis and they covered it up with wigs.

   26. MSMatt Serra30:57

       But that's crazy to me that you're like almost celebrating having syphilis by getting a bigger wig.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       Wig. Well, you know what it is? It's like you're not celebrating syphilis, but since everybody's wearing a wig, your wig is the dopest wig.

   28. MSMatt Serra31:08

       Yeah. (laughs)

   29. That's right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:08

       (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      books.

   2. MSMatt Serra45:00

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      So you, you come up with a superhero type character now in a movie. No one's gonna watch it.

   4. MSMatt Serra45:06

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      Like, I don't want... I don't want a new one. No one wants a new one.

   6. MSMatt Serra45:09

      Right.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Everyone wants The Hulk, everybody wants Spider-Man. You wanna see Spider-Man.

   8. MSMatt Serra45:12

      Right.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      There's like... How many different dudes have been the Hulk?

   10. MSMatt Serra45:14

       See, Thor.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:15

       Like four or five dudes have been the Hulk.

   12. MSMatt Serra45:16

       Yeah, they kept changing the Hulk.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       Bunch of dudes have been Spider-Man.

   14. MSMatt Serra45:18

       Should've kept Edward, that Edward man was good.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       Ed Norton was the best.

   16. MSMatt Serra45:20

       They got rid of him 'cause he wanted to keep the Hulk like the Hulk-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       I liked what he did.

   18. MSMatt Serra45:24

       Yeah.

   19. You know what I mean? They, they didn't like him when he was...

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       They said smack him and... Yeah. (laughs)

   21. MSMatt Serra45:26

       Yeah. Right, right. (laughs)

   22. (laughs)

   23. It's like... It's true.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       That was my favorite version of the Hulk.

   25. MSMatt Serra45:29

       Yeah.

   26. That's great.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       The Ed Norton movie.

   28. MSMatt Serra45:30

       When he's running through the favelas in Brazil, right?

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       Yeah.

   30. MSMatt Serra45:33

       Yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:07

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      hard work, it's just hard work."

   2. MSMatt Serra1:00:01

      Yeah.

   3. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      I believe that, but man...

   5. MSMatt Serra1:00:03

      You have a state of mind too, like, mental... He believes it mentally, but you know-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      But it's just the amount of hard work is extraordinary to get to that level. And I think Dricus is kind of a, a similar thing.

   7. MSMatt Serra1:00:14

      Yeah, that kind of guy.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      I think that dude works so hard that he can go out there and fight full blast, which is wh- it's weird to, when you watch him fight, like sometimes it doesn't look as clean.

   9. MSMatt Serra1:00:25

      Yeah, he looks like he's mouth breathing...

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       Yeah.

   11. MSMatt Serra1:00:27

       But he just keeps the same pace.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       But that was part of, that was the earlier fights before he got his nose fixed.

   13. MSMatt Serra1:00:31

       Ah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       So he got his nose fixed.

   15. MSMatt Serra1:00:32

       All right.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

       So he could breathe out of his nose.

   17. MSMatt Serra1:00:34

       All right, well, makes sense.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:34

       Changed everything, and then was, went on a tear after that, was, that's when he crushed Whittaker. Like, the Whittaker one was shocking.

   19. MSMatt Serra1:00:42

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       'Cause we all know how durable Whittaker is.

   21. MSMatt Serra1:00:45

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       The Yoel Romero fights, like that guy's durable as fuck. To watch him just flatten him like that you're like, "Whoa."

   23. MSMatt Serra1:00:50

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       "Hang on."

   25. MSMatt Serra1:00:51

       He's funny, he says, he goes, I don't, uh, he's like, "I don't have a, a great poker face." He goes, "People say I look tired 'cause I am tired."

   26. Right.

   27. "And when you get tired, you breathe out of your mouth more." And he goes, "But even if I am tired, I, I don't have a poker face, but I'm still coming forward."

   28. Exactly.

   29. "I'm still gonna..." So and he has, he's got, man, he's got confidence, he's beaming with confi- he's just that guy.

   30. Yeah.

Episode duration: 3:02:33