EVERY SPOKEN WORD
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Intro
- SPSpeaker
[upbeat music]
- 0:02 – 2:18
Daniel Rodriguez is free: how a celebratory night led to a Mexico arrest
- SPSpeaker
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out
- JRJoe Rogan
The Joe Rogan Experience
- SPSpeaker
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music] What up?
- JRJoe Rogan
D-Rod, free.
- SPSpeaker
Yes, sir.
- JRJoe Rogan
Free man. [laughs] What a fucking crazy story. So let's, let's fill people in. So you were a top contender in the UFC's welterweight division, and then somehow or another, you wound up-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... getting arrested in Mexico.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, man, right after the, uh, Kevin Holland fight, actually. I was ce- I was in, I was celebrating. I was over in San Diego. Um, had some drinks and decided, "You know what? Let's go to, let's go to TJ." It seems, you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, always a phrase that [laughs] is regretted.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Well, we're not even that far.
- JRJoe Rogan
When you're in San Diego and you're drinking, you could walk there. Shit.
- SPSpeaker
Y- yeah, yeah, literally. So, um, decided to go to, to TJ for the, for the night, you know, go celebrate my win. I was obviously in celebration mode. And I had a ounce of weed in the car, you know, and I've been across the border 100 times, bro. Never had no issues, never had no problems, never got stopped, pulled over. That's the last thing I would even think is that-
- JRJoe Rogan
I thought weed was legal in Mexico.
- SPSpeaker
I thought, I thought so, too. Like, here-
- JRJoe Rogan
I thought everything's decriminalized down there.
- SPSpeaker
Uh, apparently not, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
[sighs]
- SPSpeaker
The, the, the laws are, like, crazy, crazy strict over there, you know? And, and I've been in situations before where I could, like, just offer some money and get out the situation, you know, like 500 bucks at, at the most, you know, and they'll just let me on my way. But got pulled over at the border, and the border inspection, um, found, found the weed in my, in my, in my backpack. And I was thinking I was gonna be in that, in that situation where I could bribe my way out of it, 'cause it's Mexico. I've been there before and, and, and I've been in these situations. And nah, man, I thought ... You know, they took me to jail that night, and, uh, I was thinking, "All right, I'm just gonna be here for the weekend. I'll get out Monday," you know, go to court. And they're like, "No, we'll see you in a month." I'm like, "A month?" You know, like, "Why? [laughs] It's just weed." You know what I mean? And, um, yeah, eight months later.
- JRJoe Rogan
Holy shit.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude.
- 2:18 – 4:03
Mexico marijuana law confusion: decriminalized—except for tourists and the border
- JRJoe Rogan
Jimmy, s- can you please look up what the, the laws are in Mexico for marijuana? 'Cause man, I was reading something just a few years ago how they ... Here it goes. Marijuana is decriminalized for personal recreational use in Mexico, but there's no legal commercial market, and buying it or selling it remains illegal. For tourists and visitors, possession is strictly prohibited.
- SPSpeaker
Wait, what the hell?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's tourists and visitors. So for everybody else, you would be good. Like, if you were a Mexican resident, you would've been good it looks like, according to this. Uh, personal limits can possess up to five grams, uh, and up to 28 grams is decriminalized. How many grams are in a-
- SPSpeaker
It's one ounce
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's one ounce?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
28?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, so it was a, it was approximately 28 grams.
- JRJoe Rogan
So approximately, you should've been decriminalized. [laughs] But the thing is, I think it's if you live there. The border. Transporting marijuana, including edibles and concentrates, across the US-Mexico border is either, in either direction, is a serious federal offense. US Customs and Border Protection strictly enforces federal laws prohibiting the import/export of cannabis. But wait a minute, that's, that's US, but what about Mexico? You got arrested by Mexican police, right?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, I got, I got, uh, arrested on, at the Mexican border.
- JRJoe Rogan
Either direction. Wow. But, but I feel like if you got arrested by Mexico ... Anyway, tourists. While small possession is technically decriminalized for Mexican residents, the Mexican government explicitly prohibits tourists from possessing or consuming drugs, and you could face serious jail time. So that's crazy. Like, people would go over there going, "Hey, no worries. I'm in Mexico. It's decriminalized here."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But not for a fucking tourist.
- 4:03 – 5:41
Facing years in prison: corruption, bribes, and a judiciary in transition
- SPSpeaker
You would, you would ... Dude, they were trying to give me six years, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God.
- SPSpeaker
Six years.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God.
- SPSpeaker
And, and I had to, we had to do all kinds of stuff for me to get out, dude. Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did the UFC in- get involved?
- SPSpeaker
Um, Hunter did. Um, my management did reach out to, uh, Hunter, and they couldn't do anything. I guess-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nothing
- SPSpeaker
... the reason why, [clears throat] I think I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't there somebody who could get a little of that?
- SPSpeaker
All right, we'll get into that. We'll get into that.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
That's ... 'Cause I, I'm out. I'm out.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
You know? And, um, so I learned real quick how corrupt the, the system is over there. Everybody's trying to get, trying to get paid. And the reason why that I was in there so long is, I guess, at the time where I got arrested, the, the, the whole, uh, judicial system was going through an election at the time, so it was new judges, um, that ... So all the, all the judges that were, like, taking bribes and stuff before, they had all got ... They, they, they switched out the judges, so the new judges were there, were like, "All right, we just got here. We're not trying to take no ... You know, we're trying to play it by the book and get comfortable." So I was supposed to get released in December. And, and I guess, I don't even know if, if I could even really-
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't get in trouble.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't get in trouble.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not worth it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You can tell me later. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If it's anything super crazy.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it's very corrupt. It's very corrupt in there. But, um, you know, it's, it's, it's crazy, dude. Like, even being in there, um ... So my whole experience, my whole experience in there was, like, so crazy.
- 5:41 – 6:32
Language survival and the surreal ‘UFC in handcuffs’ moment
- JRJoe Rogan
How well do you speak Spanish?
- SPSpeaker
I'll ve- I'm, I'm, I'm a expert now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- SPSpeaker
I'm, like, fluent.
- JRJoe Rogan
Flu- [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Fluent.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because of that experience, or before?
- SPSpeaker
Well, I had already been-
- JRJoe Rogan
You obviously must have been-
- SPSpeaker
I, I had already known Sp- I already know Spanish, but being in there, uh, it's like became-
- JRJoe Rogan
Fluent
- SPSpeaker
... you know, different, so fluent.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, of course.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But thank God you could speak it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Imagine if, like, I got arrested in Mexico. I'd be fucked.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, so when I first got there, um, when, when I went to court the first time, th- one of the guards recognized meAnd he's like, "You know I'm in handcuffs and shit." And he's like, "Yo, can I get a picture?"
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
I'm like, "What? What?"
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
So [laughs] I'm right there taking pictures with the guards, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God. [laughs] That must have been so surreal.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God, you're a fucking top UFC contender in cuffs in jail. The fucking guard wants to take a picture with you. Wow.
- 6:32 – 7:55
Processing hell: overcrowding, bugs, and the brutal first 10 days
- SPSpeaker
While I'm in handcuffs, and the other inmates were like looking around like, "What the fuck? Who is this guy?" You know? 'Cause like the, the guard was like, "Yo, this is, this is such and such," you know? So, um, as we're getting transported to the jail, which was the worst ... I mean, I've been in jail before. I've like ... I, I'm like from the age of 15 to like 23, I was constantly in and out of jail. You know, I'm from LA. You know, um, I was, you know, a gang member and, and you know, living in the hood. And, uh, this time around was a whole different experience. Um, one, I'm in a foreign country. And, uh, so I get there and they put us like in the, in the processing area. And the processing area was like probably about this, this big, and like 20 dudes in there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Geez.
- SPSpeaker
All sleeping on the floor. Two dudes per bunk. Three, three, um, on a three bunk, th- three levels bunks. And, um, I was there for like the first, like the first 10 days.
- JRJoe Rogan
Jesus Christ.
- SPSpeaker
And it was hell, bro. It was the worst. Like I had ... I don't know what kind of bugs there was in there, but they were like biting up my whole body. I had like, like just, just bite. I don't know what it was, dude. It was like, I don't even know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bed bugs probably. Something like that.
- 7:55 – 12:44
Paying for a ‘better’ jail: guards’ prices and moving into cartel-controlled VIP
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Probably, probably bed bugs or something. And, um, right when I had first got there, one of the inmates that saw, that seen the guards taking pictures of me was like, we were right there conversating the whole time, and he, he had, he had just got released from there, but he had did five years. He was out for like two weeks, got arrested with a gun, and then came back. So he's like, "Hey, I'm co- ... He's like, "I'ma, I'ma try to get you out of here." You know? And, um, over there the guards had tried to charge me seven grand, bro, to get me out of that, to get me out of that cell and to move me into like a better, a better place. 'Cause over there if you got, if you got some money, you'll be all right. You know? And, um, and so right before that happened, the dude that ... It was like, "Yo, I'ma come back for you, bro. Don't even worry about it."
- JRJoe Rogan
So how, but how does this work? Does the guard come up to you and go, "Hey, I can get you in a cell, but it'll cost you 7,000"?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They come up to you and tell you that?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. So the dude that I, that was, that was, that I had got to the, the prison with, he comes back down and he's like, "Hey." He's like, "Hey, um ... " The guards came, they pulled me out, and then they pulled me, they bring me to a whole different like section of, of, um, of the prison. Third, the third floor in the second building. And I go up there, and I'm escorted by the guards, and there's like a curtain. There's like a, a, a curtain covering like the tier. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, why is there a curtain? And I get in there, and they pull me to this dude, and this dude's like, "Oh, you're, you're a UFC fighter?" You know, it turns out dude's like the head of the cartel. You know, like a cartel leader. And he's like, he's like, "Oh." He's like, "I wanna just show you around a little bit, let you know how, how we're running things over here," you know? Kinda just gave me the rundown. And, uh, this dude had it made, you know? Like I get there and there's TVs in the fucking cell. Dude has a PlayStation.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
He has like [laughs] like a whole bunch of just all the amenities you can think of, you know? Um, he's like, yeah, he's like showing me around and shit. Kinda, kinda showing me off. He's like, "Hey, hey guys, look. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. You know, he's a UFC fighter." You know, and I'm like, "All right. You know, what's going on here?" You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
And [laughs] like, you know, 'cause it's jail, dog.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
You know, like I'm like, if anything happens, I'ma fucking use all my experience to survive this motherfucker, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Right.
- SPSpeaker
And so he's like just pretty much giving me the rundown. He's like, "Yo," uh, he's like, "I run in here. This is like pretty much, you know, our, our ... This is our home," you know? So that dude was facing some charges. He got released, and, um, he was, he was facing some charges of, um, him and his like 13 dudes. He got arrested with his whole crew. Him and 13 dudes were all on that tier, so he had all his whole, his whole squad with him. And they had got arrested for dressing up as, as, um, like government officials or like military dudes. And they would go like raid dope houses and, and, and take their drugs, whatever. So they had got all arrested for that, and they were facing some serious time. And, and I'm, I'm over here like, dude, I just got arrested for a fucking ounce of weed, bro. This is crazy. He's like, "Oh no, you'll be out soon. Don't even worry about it. But if you want, we could get you, we can get you like accommodated and you could come up here with us. You know, like you could be my cell mate or whatever. You could be whatever you want." And I'm like, "All right." He's like, "Yeah, but, uh, it's gonna cost you a little bit of money." I was like, "Oh yeah? How much?" He's like, "3,000." I'm l- And I looked at the guard, the guard that was trying to charge me seven. I was like, "He said seven." He's like, "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. He's trying to get more extra money out of you. Like, but you do gotta like pay to get up here and like kinda like pay rent a little bit, you know, to the guards." So I'm like, "All right."
- JRJoe Rogan
Wild.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Wild.
- SPSpeaker
So I'm like, "All right, cool." So immediately I want- I was like, "Yeah, let's do it." So [laughs] they give me like this brand new like Nike track suit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, shit.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. And I'm like, "All right." He's like, "Well, come, well, come up here tomorrow." So I get there, um, I get there and then he's like, "Yeah, just be my cell mate." So-Um, I pretty much ended up being like this guy's like... I ended up getting the, the feeling like I was like his protection kind of. Like or like, you know like when we would go to yard, I'd just be like, he'd be like, "Hey, walk with me." Like and I would kind of like just... I got the impression like, like, like all right, I'm his cellmate, you know. Um, like I got this guy's back, you know. He got my back, I got his. And I really trusted him, you know. And, and, and that's one of the hard thing to do in jail. But like you catch vibes off people real easy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- 12:44 – 14:42
Building a fight camp behind bars: gloves, bags, and avoiding sparring drama
- SPSpeaker
You know? And, and, and yeah, dude, it was just a crazy-ass experience, dude. I ended up, um, we ended up working out with the, with the, working it out with the, with the guards to, to get me some fucking boxing gloves, dude. I ended up getting some boxing gloves in there. Um, some, some mitts. And it just so happened that the dude that I was cellmates with, he had a little bit of boxing experience. So he, he had been a boxer before, so I was like, "Oh, perfect," you know. And he actually knew how to hold pads and stuff. So, so I ended up spending this whole time [laughs] like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Please tell me you didn't spar him.
- SPSpeaker
No. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
No. He wanted to, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no.
- SPSpeaker
Nah, nah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That could... That's how it goes south.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm glad you're smart. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what I'm saying? Like as soon as-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, he wanted to go beat up some-
- JRJoe Rogan
... you said boxing gloves, I'm like, "Oh, I d- please tell me this doesn't end the way I think it ends."
- SPSpeaker
Nah, nah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
But yeah, we ended up, we ended up actually being really cool. And, um, yeah, dude, I ended up pretty much spending this whole time like in a boxing fight camp, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. I remember I even, I even made like a, a makeshift double end bag. What I did was like I got balled up like a bunch of plastic bags, like really like, like made it real tight and like so it's like hard. Threw it in a sock. Um, I was able to, to, to buy, um, from the guards, like, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Bungee cord?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, bungee cord, and then set that up and then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, nice.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. And I made a heavy bag 'cause they had like these big gallons of water and, and I, I got the gallon of water and I wrapped it with like the, um, the mat from the, from the bed. So I was like... And I just threw it in a bag and I, and we had like a pull-up bar in, in our, in our cell and I made a, I made a heavy bag out of that. And then whenever we would go to yard, I would just spend the whole time running that yard. And I was just trying to do everything I could do to try and stay in shape, man. And it just time went, time went on and time went on and time went on. And, uh-
- 14:42 – 21:58
Malnutrition and lockdown crackdowns: losing muscle despite constant workouts
- JRJoe Rogan
What, what kind of food did they get you in his cell?
- SPSpeaker
It was all junk food, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
Still?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Him?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Um, it was all junk food like chips, noodles-
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn
- SPSpeaker
... soda, you know, water, condiments.
- JRJoe Rogan
So no protein.
- SPSpeaker
None. None, none. None whatsoever. And I didn't think about that part, you know. Because I was working out like crazy and I was getting shredded, but as time went on, my mu- like I, like when I got out, I was skinny as hell, bro. I was skinny as hell. And, and the only source of protein would probably be soy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Jesus Christ.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. So they'll give like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Couldn't you bribe someone to bring in some fucking meat if you're the cartel?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's the thing. Like it was crazy. Like so towards the end, towards like the, the, the final end of it, um, I guess the guards started cracking down on, on like a lot of the stuff that was going on. So we started to, to lose a lot of those amenities that we were getting in the beginning. And I, and I, I was just... You know, when I got out, I was just, uh, malnourished as hell, bro. I'll show you a picture later, like of what I looked like when I got out. Completely different person.
- JRJoe Rogan
How much weight did you lose?
- SPSpeaker
Um, I didn't really lose that much weight, but it was just like more my muscles were just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Were you thinking about going to 55, where you're like, "Damn, I might be able to make 55." [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs] Man, I made-
- JRJoe Rogan
Starve me
- SPSpeaker
... I made 155 on- one 155 one time in my career.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're a big dude. You made 55? That must've been hell.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. It was m- my... it was the worst fight camp ever. Um, it was all based on just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Losing the weight
- SPSpeaker
... losing the weight, losing the weight.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's hell.
- SPSpeaker
And then I was just so... I remember after the... I made 155, I didn't even wanna go to the gym for like a, a month, bro. I was just like, "Dude, I need to... This, this..." Like my body was just done, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you're killing your body.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is this?
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah, that's some of the workouts I was doing while I was in prison.
- 21:58 – 25:17
Getting out, getting ranked, and booking the comeback: main event in Serbia
- SPSpeaker
I have, I have mentioned, like, yo, even when I got... When I, when I got released, um, that, uh, man, we, we did a whole lot of things to try to get me out, man. Um, there's a ton of fighters even try to pull some strings for me, like Yair Rodriguez. You know, uh, Brandon Moreno, he's from TJ. And, and, and nobody, nobody could help me out, man. Everybody tried to pull strings for me. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody came up with a number?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did they?
- SPSpeaker
Eventually.
- JRJoe Rogan
What was... How much was the number? Can you tell? Uh, I don't want you to get in trouble.
- SPSpeaker
Nah.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, don't get in trouble.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, but it was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Talk to me later
- SPSpeaker
... it was hefty. It was-
- JRJoe Rogan
I bet
- SPSpeaker
... it was not cheap.
- JRJoe Rogan
I bet.
- SPSpeaker
It was not cheap at all.
- JRJoe Rogan
I bet.
- SPSpeaker
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Everybody wants to get paid.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fuck, man.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it was crazy. A crazy experience, dude. And, um, to get out of jail, you know, and then, and then now I have this fight. Uh, um, headlining, headlining, um, UFC Serbia, first time in Serbia, fighting Neros Medich. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
When is that fight?
- SPSpeaker
August 1st.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, to get out of j- to get, to go through all that and then, and then to have this opportunity is just crazy. And to be here, to be here is just, is just crazy, man. 'Cause I didn't, I didn't think I was gonna get... I, I wasn't sure if I was gonna get out, man. I thought-
- JRJoe Rogan
For good reason. A lot of people don't.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, the United States prison system is fucked too, but nothing like Mexico's. Everybody that I've talked to that has an- any experience in Mexican jail and... They're like, "Dude, it's not good."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, no, man. Uh, it, it was, it was crazy. But-
- JRJoe Rogan
I just can't believe the cartel can't sneak meat in.
- 25:17 – 34:38
From gang life to UFC: late start at 25, street-fight experience, and discovering jiu-jitsu
- JRJoe Rogan
How old were you when you first started training?
- SPSpeaker
25.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. First-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's late.
- SPSpeaker
First ... Yeah, dude. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
To turn into a UFC contender, that's very impressive.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not a lot of guys started late. Did you have any sports experience before that?
- SPSpeaker
None, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nothing?
- SPSpeaker
None.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy.
- SPSpeaker
None, but I had, I had been in, no bullshit though, I had been in probably around 200 street fights already, including all my jail experience. You know, when I was in juvenile hall, I was a straight knucklehead, bro. Like, I was fighting like every other day. Um, and it was just, it became just fun. Just fun. Like if, if like you were like a, a, like a tough looking dude, I be like, "Hey, what's up, man? You wanna scrap or what, bro?" Like, you know, I would just ... He's like, "Why?" I'm like, " 'Cause you're big, bro. I just wanna fight you."
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs] Yeah, and, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
With no training? You had no training at all?
- SPSpeaker
Nah, no training, man. Just, just, just wanting, just wanna learn how to fight or just wanna be tough.
- JRJoe Rogan
By fighting?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a crazy way to learn.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude. Just, and like, dude, you can't, I mem- like imagine getting in a fight with your cellmate. Like, that's some crazy shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy shit.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You gotta sleep together.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. [laughs] Sleep with one eye open, bro. Like- [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Can't be sleeping at all. Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. And, um, yeah, so that's, that's the only experience I had prior to, to starting MMA. And then I remember I, I stopped going to jail when I was like 23, or I sto- or when I stopped going to jail, I started having kids. And I'm like, "All right, gotta start ... I gotta stop gang banging," because I used to think going to jail was cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- SPSpeaker
I used to think it was cool because you get out and you just have like a little more respect. Like, like I thought, I thought it was cool. I thought like, like, "Oh, going to jail makes you a badass," you know? But once I started having kids, I realized like, "All right, I gotta take care of ... I got human beings I gotta fucking, I gotta take care of-"
- 34:38 – 49:48
Mental edge in the cage: why MMA feels ‘safer’ than real life violence
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, there's, there is a thing, though, about having a lot of street fights. There's a mental edge to being in a lot of conflict and a lot of combat, and one of the things I've always noticed about you when you fight, you're very calm. Like when you get in there, you're very relaxed.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, and it's like life experience, you know?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. I, I-
- JRJoe Rogan
That, that's a factor.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. I just feel like in a MMA fight it's, it's a safe environment. Like believe it or not, to me it's safe.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
You know, 'cause I've been in, I've been in s- 'cause if anything goes wrong, the ref's right there like, "All right, there, that's it."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
"It's done," you know? It's a fair fight. You know, uh, I've been in situations where I don't know if I'ma live.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
You know? If I don't survive this, I might die.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
You know? And, and I think that I carry that a lot, you know, while, while, while I fight, and that's why I look so calm because, um, I've been, I'm calm in hectic sit- like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's not the worst-
- SPSpeaker
... situations like that
- JRJoe Rogan
... thing you've experienced.
- SPSpeaker
No, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's, for a lot of fighters, it's the most dangerous thing they've ever experienced.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
When they step into that octagon, and they close that door, and they're looking across this octagon at another trained killer like, "Oh, boy," like this is the scariest thing that's ever happened to them.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So there's a mental benefit that you have for having all those street fights. And even though you didn't start until late, man, the mental game might be most of fighting, you know?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Man, when I, when, when I step in there, I'm just, I'm just happy to be there, you know? Like I, I, I'm lucky to be out here. I'm lucky to be, have my freedom. I'm lucky to be alive. You know, so when I'm, when I'm walking out to a fight, like I just feel, I just feel happy, dude. I'm just-
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
I'm just, it's just happy, happiness. Like, you know, 'cause while I'm backstage I'm like thinking, "How did I get here, dude?" You know? Like I'm just, "How the fuck did I do this? How did I make it this far?" You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right.
- SPSpeaker
And you know, like a situation like-Like this, like we're, I'm fresh out of, fresh out of jail, you know, and, and, and I'm like, "Dude, like main event in Serbia against a guy from Serbia is crazy, bro. But you know what? Just live, live that shit, man." I like, like I told myself like, "Dude, this is your opportunity to, to tell, like, to... Like this shit's a movie, bro. Like my life is crazy."
- JRJoe Rogan
It is a movie if you think about it. I mean, very few people live that life. In and out of jail many times, locked up in Mexico for eight months, never knowing if you're gonna get out. Next thing you know, you're headlining a UFC card.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, man. Sitting here-
- 49:48 – 57:20
Training base and the UFC PI: Vegas logistics, recovery tools, and ‘Power Slap’ debate
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm sure. Where are you training now?
- SPSpeaker
So right now I'm in, I'm in Vegas training over at, uh, the PI at Extreme-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's great
- SPSpeaker
... at Extreme Couture right now, and, and freestyle MMA while I'm in Vegas. And, uh, while I'm in California, I go to Classic, Classic Fight Team, uh, training at, over at Renori and 10th Planet. You know, so I'm just... But right now, uh, I'm, I'm in Vegas right now. It's so much, so much easier. LA's crazy, dude. I, like, I'm on the road. When I'm in LA, it's just I'm on the road all fucking day. Just LA traffic is just a nightmare.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
So that's why, like, uh, I'm in Vegas right now, because everything's so close together and so convenient and, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's also so high level. There's so much high level training in Vegas.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the PI is an amazing resource for fighters, you know, as far as nutrition, cutting weight. I mean, they'll get your meals for you. They get your supplements for you. They make sure that everything is, w- n- you know, safe for sport, approved so you don't have to worry about testing positive for anything. Like, the PI is amazing.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Such an incredible resource.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Right now it's a little bit crazy because, um, they're, they're, they're letting, like, the slap fight guys go there and the Zufa Boxing guys, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- SPSpeaker
So yeah, those guys are, are using-
- JRJoe Rogan
The slap fight guys train?
- SPSpeaker
I, I... [laughs] I don't know how they train. Like, how do you, how do you train for that, bro, you know? They do neck workouts. I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
I guess that's it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right? Swinging things with your arms.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? I guess, like, cable machines.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, get a cable-
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... tie it to your wrist and do this a l- a bunch of times.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. So they have, um, at the PI they have, like, this, like this thing that gauges your, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm
- SPSpeaker
... your power-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- SPSpeaker
... and your strike, and that, those, they use that, they use that all the time.
- 57:20 – 1:06:13
Outdoor fights and the White House UFC card: weather, bugs, and chaotic conditions
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what would've been crazy? If you were on the White House card. If you got really... [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Dude, that's gonna be major, dude. That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's gonna be major. I wish it was inside, but it is gonna be crazy. It's so funny watching people lose their mind over it, you know, in all, in all sorts of different ways.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Lose, lose their mind over it because they hate the political situation in this country. Lose their mind over it because they feel like it's a waste of money. Why they spending so much money? This country's in, in, in debt, and we got problems. Why are we having a fight? And then other people are like, "Fuck yeah." [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs] Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a... You know, I mean, there's no more American thing than having a UFC fight on the White House lawn. It's so American.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's so cr- It's so Trump. It's so crazy.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what I mean?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
A UFC fight on the White House lawn is bananas.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, man, even, um, the fight card is amazing as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, fight card's incredible. The only thing that bothers me is that it's outside.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? These guys are, they're fighting for world titles. I mean, Ilia Topuria might be, is, uh, he is not just one of the best right now, he might be one of the best that ever did it. It's very possible that he goes down in history as the all-timer. I mean-
- SPSpeaker
He is
- JRJoe Rogan
... he's, he's so good. And for him to have to defend his title, the world title, outside with bugs and humidity and heat.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, you gotta take into-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- SPSpeaker
... account the weather.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- SPSpeaker
You know, it's a whole different environment.
- JRJoe Rogan
It could rain. It could thunderstorm. Who fucking knows? It's DC, it's the East Coast in the middle of the summer. I mean, it's, it's, it's crazy to have a fight outside in June-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... in DC.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, I've, I've fought outside before. It's, it's definitely a different, different vibe, different energy, different feel.
- JRJoe Rogan
Where'd you fight outside?
- SPSpeaker
Um, I fought outside for Combate Americas. Uh, it was, uh, somewhere near Arizona, and it was a nighttime fight.
- 1:06:13 – 1:26:40
Surveillance, drones, and algorithm anxiety: Palantir rumors and phones ‘listening’
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's spooky. You ever seen some of that footage from Ukraine?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Phew.
- SPSpeaker
Drones just flying around, bombing dudes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, just bombing dudes. Just dropping down on guys and exploding. And there's fucking hundreds of those videos now. You get in a, one of those, um, Instagram algorithms, where you watch a couple of 'em, and then next thing you know, they're getting recommended to you over and over and over again.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Um-
- SPSpeaker
It was two weeks ago, the bomber missiles
- SPSpeaker
... you know, one day I'm talking, talking about something with my buddy. Next thing you know, it's all over my phone, my feed.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's weird.
- SPSpeaker
It is [laughs] .
- JRJoe Rogan
We're just accepting the fact that our phone's listening to us all the time.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what I got trapped in recently? A algorithm of schizophrenic people.Oh.
- SPSpeaker
What does, what does that mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, it's all crazy people that like one guy's like, "Hi, I'm Joseph Wilson. I am the legitimate president of the United States b- due to constitutional rec-" You know, like crazy stuff.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Like crazy people. This one lady, this one lady is crazy. She's like, uh, I forget what famous actor. She was saying, "They're trying to kidnap me and put shit in my vagina," and like [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
She's just completely insane, and every day it's like some new accusation. Someone's after her, someone's tapping their phone, someone's communicating with her through her ceiling fan. Like-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... just, but I don't know how Instagram knows that these people are schizophrenic and keeps sending me schizophrenic people over and over and over again. 'Cause I know, right?
- SPSpeaker
Well, your algor- if you're watching them, your alg- it thinks you wanna keep watching them.
- JRJoe Rogan
I underst- I understand, but how does it know who's schizophrenic?
- SPSpeaker
It must... There's gotta be... There's... And there's internal tags on every post.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, but isn't that nuts?
- SPSpeaker
I don't know how it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
But it-
- SPSpeaker
What, yeah, how schizo got in there.
- 1:26:40 – 1:32:58
China’s reach and the ‘Bodies’ exhibit rabbit hole: unclaimed corpses and grim incentives
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
See, go over to the beginning, see what it says
- SPSpeaker
... inside I get a moonroof, pillows in my headrest-
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
It just starts off like-
- SPSpeaker
... these heated, ventilated, and massaging seats.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- SPSpeaker
I get a passenger screen, a ma-
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
See if it's at the end.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, so they're doing-
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... wild shit-
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
That's amazing
- JRJoe Rogan
... over in China with technology, and they have full surveillance on their population. You can't say shit over there.
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Yeah, they have, like, facial recognition-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
... and everything. That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you, you can't step out of line at all. They'll, they'll make you, uh, turn you into a handbag. [laughs]
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
They don't fuck around over there.
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, they have, um... Do you know that bodies, uh, exhibit? Do you know what that is?
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like the dead bodies exhibit?
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Uh, I think there's one in Vegas.
- JRJoe Rogan
Exactly.
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They get their bodies, most of them, from China, and they're-
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. They're, they're called, like, Chinese, uh, I think it's undeclared bodies. So, like, if you die, within a certain amount of time, if someone doesn't claim your body, unclaimed bodies, if someone doesn't claim your body within, like, 30 days, they just can turn you into a statue.
- DRDaniel Rodriguez
Wow.
- 1:32:58 – 1:48:00
‘Dead-ass’ cosmetic procedures and Ozempic: shortcuts vs. discipline
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's another thing one of these schizophrenic ladies was telling me, and that is true, that, uh, a lot of these women are getting fat that's taken from cadavers. So they take fat from cadavers, and then they inject that fat in their ass-
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
... to give them a BBL. Like, no bullshit. And Whitney Cummings, I told, I sent it to Whitney. She's like, "Oh my God, it's literal dead ass." [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
That's such a funny line because that's what it is. I mean, it's dead tissue. You're taking a dead person's fat, and they're stuffing it in their ass. "Cadaver fat transfer, utilizing processed human donor fat-
- SPSpeaker
How, how can that-
- JRJoe Rogan
... has become a major emerging alternative to traditional autologous fat transfers, like traditional Brazilian butt lifts, or BBLs, and synthetic implants. How does it work? Instead of harvesting fat from your own body via liposuction, surgeons use donated human fat harvested via authorized tissue banks," allegedly. "The fat is rigorously screened, sterilized, and processed to remove all the donor's DNA, cells, and genetic material. What remains is a structural, clumpy butter." [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
That's disgusting.
- JRJoe Rogan
So hot.
- SPSpeaker
Oh, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Clumpy butter ass is so hot. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
"Matrix of collagen, proteins, and growth factors. When injected into the body, this matrix provides immediate volume and also acts as a biological scaffold that encourages your own natural tissue to integrate and grow into it." [gags]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, that's gross, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dead ass.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Actual dead ass, and women are doing this. How-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
See if you can find a video of them doing it.
- SPSpeaker
That's crazy. I was, I was thinking, like, man, how do-
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't want to? [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
[laughs] They call it clumpy filler.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's so nasty.
- SPSpeaker
Another video.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's so nasty.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
How about you just do some squats, you lazy bitch.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs] Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that's... P- people like a real ass anyway. The ass-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, dude
- 1:48:00 – 2:16:05
Back to fight shape: post-release photos, overdoses inside, and the final push to Serbia
- JRJoe Rogan
What'd you look like right when you got out?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it was crazy, dude. I can't find it right now. I'm gonna have someone send it to me though.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay. No worries.
- SPSpeaker
I'm kinda embarrassed to show you, but I gotta, I gotta-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no
- SPSpeaker
... you gotta see this because if you see me now, you'll be like, "Holy hell, bro."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
A g- a good before and after is great.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
The, the people that are really brave are the ones that say, "Hey, I'm gonna get in shape, so here's what I look like right now," and they post that on the internet. Like, whoa. That's, that's crazy.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah. So-
- JRJoe Rogan
But that's also... It's a good way to hold yourself accountable, you know?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
When a bunch of people shit on you. Fat sha- Like fat shaming works. I know it's not nice. People don't like it, but when someone calls you a fat fuck and you're like, "Oh man, I kinda am a fat fuck."
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Like you start thinking and you go to work.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. A little bit of hard work, you know? A little bit of hard work to get it, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, listen, if there's a way where massively obese people that are dying can get healthy, and if it's, it's a GLP-1, I'm all for it, but for everybody else, just get to work. G- and you'll, you'll, you'll respect yourself so much better. Like right now, like you, you can look in the mirror and go, "Damn, I look so much better than I did when I got out of jail."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause you could have stayed looking exactly that same way, right? If you got discouraged when you were saying like, "I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this. I have no endurance. I don't know if it's ever gonna come back," a lot of people would have just quit right there.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And if you quit right there, you wouldn't be able to appreciate the results when you kept going, and that's the, that's the case with everybody that's at a bad place right now. Just go to work. Go to work. Write it down. Go to work.Put it together.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. And yeah, man, I th- I think it just makes you that much, like, uh, stronger and, and, and, like, aside from the, the work, but, like, in- internally-
- JRJoe Rogan
100%
- SPSpeaker
... you know?
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