The Joe Rogan ExperienceJRE MMA Show #31 with Daniel Straus & Joe Schilling
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Here we go in…
- JRJoe Rogan
Here we go in five, four, three, two, one. Boom! Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Schilling and Daniel Strauss (singing) in the fucking house.
- JSJoe Schilling
What up?
- JRJoe Rogan
Joe Schilling's just fucking up my kick machine out there, man. That thing ain't reading right, dude.
- JSJoe Schilling
It... I mean, I hope not. It would really hurt my ego out there.
- JRJoe Rogan
You were lighting that fucker on fire. That thing is not r- We gotta get that recalibrated. (laughs)
- JSJoe Schilling
Joe's in here com- (laughs) Joe's in here complaining about a sciatic pain in his hip and still out-kicked me. I'm like, "What is going on out here?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JSJoe Schilling
I'm all sweaty.
- JRJoe Rogan
Forget about sciatic pain, Daniel Strauss, you've gone through some fucking pain, dude.
- DSDaniel Straus
That's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You are defying science and doctors and-
- DSDaniel Straus
(laughs) Trying to.
- JRJoe Rogan
They were telling you it was over.
- DSDaniel Straus
Yeah, it was, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Tell everybody the whole story. Put this-
- DSDaniel Straus
I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Bring this sucker up here.
- DSDaniel Straus
All right. How the story goes, um, I was out one night, buddy of mine was having trouble, needed somebody to go out with him, so, uh, I was around the city that night. And, um, after taking him home, we were leaving the highway. As it split off, I was coming around. Was a-
- JRJoe Rogan
You on a bike?
- DSDaniel Straus
Yeah, I was on a bike, so, and I had a passenger. So what was c- called 826, is the highway, as it splits off to 95, I was going around 826. (clears throat) Now, here's the tricky part. Don't really remember what's going on from there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DSDaniel Straus
So the, what me and the passenger, uh, remember, we were hit from either the side or from the back. Um, but coming around the bend, boom, coming around, got pushed into the wall. I wake up under the, uh, guardrail. Can't move. You know, uh, nobody else is there and the car is gone. There was not really a witness there until, like, later pulling up behind us. So yeah, it fucked me up for a while. I mean, fuck me up right now, but you know, uh, getting back to just what it is, the body's healing and...
- JRJoe Rogan
So what was the extent of your injuries?
- DSDaniel Straus
All right. So, uh, I had, um, (smacks lips) in my C4, 5, and 6, uh, I had contusions on my spinal cord. And half of my... on the left side of my spinal cord, there was, uh, pressure so bad that it, like, shut down my whole nervous system, like all my body. So, uh, in my... up in my neck and in my middle of my back was just compressed, a lot of the swelling, and that's what, uh, caused a lot of the, you know, not being able to walk, not being able to feel, the nervous problems, nervous system that I have, or the nervous, uh, issues that I had, so...
- JRJoe Rogan
What did they do to fix it?
- DSDaniel Straus
I've been rehabbing. Uh, they wanted to do surgery right away, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
How many months ago was this you're talking about?
- DSDaniel Straus
This was in December.
- JRJoe Rogan
December.
- DSDaniel Straus
This was December 17th. So, um, they wanted to do re- uh, they wanted to do, uh, surgery immediately, you know. And I'm trying to tell them like, "No, I'm, I'm trying to fight again," blah, blah, blah, you know?
- 15:00 – 30:00
I, I do too.…
- JRJoe Rogan
Coker.
- DSDaniel Straus
I, I do too.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's a good dude.
- DSDaniel Straus
He's always been good to me, yeah.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah, he's always been really good.
- JRJoe Rogan
I hear nothing but good things too-
- JSJoe Schilling
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... about Bellator and how they treat people.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like guys who have gone over there said it's a, it's just a huge relief.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They get treated with respect, you know, like they were a little nervous about going over there.
- DSDaniel Straus
Right, right. You know, a lot of people always ask me, "Hey, what do you want?" I'm like, "Ah, this is home for me." You know what I mean? Like ...
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm. Man, the ide- ideal for everybody would be Bellator gets to the same state as the UFC.
- DSDaniel Straus
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
The same level.
- DSDaniel Straus
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That would be ideal.
- DSDaniel Straus
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's ... That would help the world. Like, if you see Gennady Golovkin fighting Canelo Alvarez you don't give a fuck if it's Golden Boy versus Bob Arum.
- JSJoe Schilling
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody gives a shit.
- DSDaniel Straus
Right, right.
- JSJoe Schilling
Of course not. Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
They wanna see-
- DSDaniel Straus
Divorce.
- JRJoe Rogan
... two world champions go after it.
- DSDaniel Straus
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's, that's what everybody wants to see.
- DSDaniel Straus
Yeah.
- 30:00 – 45:00
(breathes deeply) …
- JRJoe Rogan
There it goes. Burning. That's good. How is, uh, Bellator's drug testing policy?
- JSJoe Schilling
(breathes deeply)
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you know what?
- JSJoe Schilling
Standard, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JSJoe Schilling
You know, we don't have, like, the additional, uh, you saw the random test.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- JSJoe Schilling
But I get tested before a- or after every fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
I've been tested most of my fights. I know that. Yeah. So. And I've had people talk shit like, "Oh, they don't test, like..." Well- "I don't know what you're talking about." They test after fights.
- JSJoe Schilling
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
But obviously there's a big difference between that and, "Hey, it's four weeks out. Wake up 6:30 in the morning."
- JSJoe Schilling
Sure. Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
"What have you been up to Daniel? Here, piss in this cup. Look at that steroids."
- JSJoe Schilling
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Crazy. I mean, they, they have lost a lot of people off the roster in the UFC. The really crazy thing is that the body's changing.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, people you weren't sure. You know, you know, everybody passed the test when they were doing it on the way in day, but then you're looking at their bodies changed. You're like, "Whoa." "Who is this guy?" Yeah.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So many of them just shriveled up, and they just look totally different.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And their performances are different. Their mindset's different.
- JSJoe Schilling
Like guys that were just unstoppable on the side that came in now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JSJoe Schilling
It's like they're on, like, a six fight losing streak.
- JRJoe Rogan
Crazy.
- JSJoe Schilling
Drop two weight classes, can't get a win. Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Anybody who says the steroids doesn't work are ... They're crazy.
- JSJoe Schilling
Stupid. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're out of your fucking mind. They're not taking it for fun. (laughs)
- JSJoe Schilling
Right. Right.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
Mm-hmm. …
- JRJoe Rogan
... It's amazing that more people don't know about it and that more people aren't talking about it. But anybody that's involved in contact sports, any athlete that, you know, is getting hit-
- JSJoe Schilling
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and m- ... They're getting their cage rattled a lot, they should be taking that stuff all the time.
- JSJoe Schilling
Claps hands Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And CBD as well, right?
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah, for sure. I mean, I just look at it, like, uh, the business that we're in is really dangerous and, like, if you know that there's something that, you know, uh ... Guys get punchy, right, or guys l- lose their chin or, um, uh, have problems, like performing on, on fight night or whatever. Like, if you can, if you can take CBD to be better for swelling, you can take lion's mane to repair the concussions and shit that we're getting constantly. Like, I just think you're kinda stupid if you're not- Mm-hmm. Yeah. ... actively trying to figure out a solution to all these problems.
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you ever fucked with kratom?
- JSJoe Schilling
I never ... Uh, not really. I know people that have. I, I was, uh, I was hanging out with Simon Rex yesterday and he was telling me, like, some awesome stories about people that, uh, were addicted to opiates.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JSJoe Schilling
They got off of it with kratom. I think it's awesome.
- JRJoe Rogan
Simon Rex, AKA Dirt Nasty?
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah, so good.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JSJoe Schilling
So funny, dude. Such an awesome dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's a good dude. I, uh, I took eight krat- eight pills yesterday, which, uh, most of the time I was taking two, and then I took four, and then yesterday I took eight. Now I get it. That stuff makes you high as fuck.
- JSJoe Schilling
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
When you take eight, my, my whole body felt weird. I was, I was, like, pretending to be sober. I was walking around pretending to be sober, but not, like, uh, drunk, not, not like reaction time, like, you know, like I almost knocked something off the counter, I caught it real quick. It's like everything's normal.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, your body moves good, but, uh, you're like, "Woo." You feel weird. You feel like, "Woo." Like, you're under the effects.
- JSJoe Schilling
Oh. Like mentally or, like, physically feeling weird?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mentally, it's, it's very ni-
- JSJoe Schilling
Like a body buzz?
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, yeah, it gives you a body buzz, but it's, uh, it's great at alleviating anxiety.
- JSJoe Schilling
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, it makes you really chill. It's weird. It just, like, puts you in this nice headspace where you're just like, "Ah." Like, everything is calm. And I think the idea is that it fills up these opium receptors.
- DSDaniel Straus
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's what, uh, what people that have had real problems with opiates, that's why they like it, because even if you're fucked up on it, you're not fucked up, like, "Ehh." Like, um, you're fucked up, like, "Whoo, I feel something. Something crazy is going on." And I, I was taking eight and, uh, my buddy, Chris Bell, he's the guy who directed that, uh, Bigger Stronger Faster documentary.
- DSDaniel Straus
Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:00 – 1:05:02
Because I think, I…
- JRJoe Rogan
- JSJoe Schilling
Because I think, I think they probably would have a hard time saying, like-... oh, Daniel can fight 10 rounds of MMA tonight, legally.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- JSJoe Schilling
That's probably not a-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- JSJoe Schilling
That's probably not a thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's the most rounds of kickboxing you ever fought in a night? Other than that- that tournament, like one single fight?
- JSJoe Schilling
Oh, five, five rounds.
- JRJoe Rogan
Five.
- JSJoe Schilling
When I was fighting Muay Thai, it was always five rounds.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's pretty, always l- always like that, right?
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why is that?
- JSJoe Schilling
Um, I think the- um, the- the rule set in Thailand is, uh, based primarily around gambling. It's like c- human cockfighting is what Muay Thai is in- in Thailand, essentially. It sounds negative, but it's kinda that way. Everybody in the audience is- is gambling, they're betting and, you know, yelling and, uh, motioning back and forth between the betting. So like in Thailand, it's a three-minute round, but it's a two-minute rest, which I think is awesome. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm, uh, it is awesome.
- JSJoe Schilling
But if you-
- JRJoe Rogan
You ever fight over there?
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah, I fought, uh, for the WBC world title over there, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- JSJoe Schilling
... I think-
- JRJoe Rogan
What year was this?
- JSJoe Schilling
... Puh... wah... I don't know. Jamie. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- JSJoe Schilling
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
They play the music?
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Man.
- JSJoe Schilling
Yeah, for sure. And I fought at, uh, Rajadamnern Stadium in Thailand, which is like one of the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- JSJoe Schilling
Rajadamnern and, uh, Lumpinee-
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