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JRE MMA Show #43 with Brendan Schaub

Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub to preview UFC #229 and some more future fights.

Brendan SchaubguestJoe RoganhostJamie VernonhostGuestguest
Oct 4, 20182h 13mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    Still no main event…

    1. BS

      Still no main event for Madison Square Garden.

    2. JR

      I know. Four, three, two, one.

    3. BS

      (sighs) (hands clap)

    4. JR

      Booyah. Yeah, no main event for Madison Square Garden so far. The rumors were Jon Jones and Gustafsson, but I don't know.

    5. BS

      I don't know.

    6. JR

      I don't know why that hasn't materialized.

    7. BS

      Are they just waiting to announce it till after the whole Conor-Khabib thing?

    8. JR

      Why would they do that? I think if they announce something, it's gotta be this weekend. I mean, we're ... What is it, November 3rd or something?

    9. BS

      It's soon.

    10. JR

      So it's a month.

    11. BS

      It's super soon. Month.

    12. JR

      Literally a month. Today's the 3rd, right? 2nd? Today's the 2nd.

    13. BS

      Today's the 2nd.

    14. JR

      Yeah. Fuck, man. That ain't good.

    15. BS

      I th- ... Yeah. Maybe they just don't wanna steal any shine from the Conor-Khabib fight.

    16. JR

      (sighs) I don't think so.

    17. BS

      I don't know, man.

    18. JR

      I think they just don't have a card yet.

    19. BS

      I think they, they were banking on Jones to-

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. BS

      ... fill that main event, but it, it's been tricky to fill that slot. But also, why not have ... If, if, if you're gonna do this, why not announce Nate Diaz, Dustin Poirier as your main event? That's a great main event. I can ride with that.

    22. JR

      But why the main event though?

    23. BS

      Why not do that and then advent- ... then announce Jon Jones and Gustafsson or Jon Jones and Cain if you want to?

    24. JR

      But the main event is to be announced versus to be determined.

    25. BS

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      (laughs) That's the weirdest main event I've ever seen.

    27. BS

      (laughs)

    28. JR

      I've never seen a fucking pay-per-view, um, a month out that says, "To be announced," versus, "To be determined," in the main event.

    29. JV

      Does that mean they have somebody booked and then they're not an opponent for them and they're not even announcing it?

    30. BS

      Ooh.

  2. 15:0030:00

    That's pretty fun. That's…

    1. JR

      you like this and then this, "Yeah."

    2. BS

      That's pretty fun. That's pretty fun.

    3. GU

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      It was the best rollercoasters I've ever been on.

    5. BS

      Knott's is, uh, skeptical hippo eyes, 'cause when you get there, their whole theme is Charlie Brown. It's like who the fuck's watching Charlie Brown these days?

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. BS

      Everyone asks that, "Is Spider-Man, Marvel."

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. BS

      You got Disney with Mickey, they got Charlie Brown.

    10. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    11. BS

      My kid's like, "Who the fuck is Charlie Brown?"

    12. JR

      I didn't even notice Charlie Brown. It was all like th- there's a Wild West theme area.

    13. BS

      Oh, it's random as shit at Knott's Berry.

    14. JR

      There's a bunch of random, weird things. (laughs)

    15. BS

      But their, their main slogan is Charlie Brown.

    16. JR

      Well, we, we had a good time, me and the family had a good time.

    17. BS

      We had a good time, man.

    18. JR

      You know what, uh, I'll tell you what though, all, overall best ride I've ever been on 100% is Disney World. The Jurassic, not the Jurassic Park, the Avatar ride.

    19. BS

      Oh, wow.

    20. JR

      The Avatar ride in Orlando.

    21. BS

      All right.

    22. JR

      It's called Flights of Passage, I think it is. Dude, bo- beyond the greatest ride ever. It's all virtual reality. You climb into like a chair, like you're on a motorcycle, that pushes against your back and you, you settle into this thing and then you put these goggles on, like this headset thing on and you're in full virtual reality. And this is it. And you, this is the-

    23. BS

      God damn.

    24. JR

      This is the one where you're on the boat. There's two actual Avatar rides. This one's pretty dope too.

    25. GU

      That's awesome.

    26. BS

      That looks legit. That looks like Avatar World.

    27. JR

      Yeah, this one, that's pretty dope too. That one you're on a boat like Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, this is it. So-

    28. BS

      I like the boat.

    29. JR

      The boat's pretty badass. But this one you're flying in full virtual reality while you're riding on the back of one of those dragon things.

    30. BS

      I mean, I've seen better graphics on it, but-

  3. 30:0045:00

    He can do it.…

    1. JR

      it's just a thing that he's stuck with now. So he's gotta figure out how to ingratiate himself. He's gotta figure out, uh, how to, to reemerge. And I think-

    2. BS

      He can do it.

    3. JR

      I think he can do it.

    4. BS

      Sure he can do it.

    5. JR

      Look, he, he's not an awful person.

    6. BS

      No.

    7. JR

      I just think he did some stupid things that are really gross and weird. But, if he just... I mean, and he, and he has owned up to it. I think he just, you know, makes some sort of a sincere apology and then does something. Like, what could you do-... to, to, I mean, what are you-

    8. BS

      Help female comics maybe? Do a, do a-

    9. JR

      He's done that. He's tried to help, but a lot of people accused him of trying to help them-

    10. BS

      Made a mad.

    11. JR

      ... to try to cover up his tracks.

    12. BS

      Well, fuck, man.

    13. JR

      You know?

    14. BS

      You gotta, he has to do something. He has to go back to work.

    15. JR

      Yeah. I mean, it's been a year now, right? It's a year next month. I think to expect him to just never work again seems ridiculous.

    16. BS

      It's crazy.

    17. JR

      And to not forgive him. There has to be a path, uh, to redemption for anyone who's done anything other than actual rape or murder, right? Like, for Bill Cosby, I'm very happy he's locked up. I think what he did is awful. Can you imagine being one of those girls that turned to him as a mentor and you wake up and y- you know, you're, you've been violated while you're out cold-

    18. BS

      Terrible. Terrible.

    19. JR

      ... and you're drugged and you're confused.

    20. BS

      Horrible.

    21. JR

      And Bill Cosby did it to you. And who the fuck is gonna believe that? His image is... That's the thing about Louis, right? Like, Louis' image was like, he's a pervert, he's a weirdo, he's always talking about jerking off. Like, when you found out Louis C.K. asked girls if he could jerk off in front of them and then did it, it's like, not the most surprising thing.

    22. BS

      No.

    23. JR

      But with Bill Cosby, it's, here's a guy who is, and I'm not comparing the, the acts at all, but I'm just saying as far as like famous people who've done something that, you know, became a scandal, with Bill, with Bill Cosby, he was this moral guy. He was this like ethics guy. And he wore sweaters and-

    24. BS

      America's dad.

    25. JR

      ... he was America's dad. And to find out that that guy was drugging and raping women... He's in fucking jail right now, which is crazy, right?

    26. BS

      He's gonna die, I give it, what are you, over/under a week? Do you think it's-

    27. JR

      You think so?

    28. BS

      ... the way it goes with those old dudes.

    29. JR

      Really?

    30. BS

      Yeah.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Well- …

    1. BS

      a layoff, maybe it's after the Floyd thing. I think it does well. I don't think it breaks, uh, uh, Conor verse Nate 2.

    2. JR

      Well-

    3. BS

      I don't, I don't think it breaks 1.6 million.

    4. JR

      What I think happened was Conor made 100 fucking million dollars and he was like, "Yeah, um, I'm just gonna train."

    5. BS

      You know what I think? I think th- there's that and it also goes, I'm not ... That took so much energy to do all that and, and everyone knows me as that guy. I have the toughest fight of my life coming up. I'm taking every precaution necessary not to overtrain, not to use all my energy. This, I'm in the fight of my life and I'm gonna train like it, I'm shutting down everything. You can post a fucking ... Me throwing the dolly through the window 1,000 times. I'll do the press conference on Thursday. Other than that, man, I have got to get ready for the fight of my life.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. BS

      That's the way I'm looking at it.

    8. JR

      I think you're right, and I think this is the fight of his life. I think stylistically it's a nightmare matchup.

    9. BS

      I think it's a nightmare matchup for both of them.

    10. JR

      Both of them.

    11. BS

      I think anyone who goes, "Oh, Conor, you know, he can't wrestle, he can't do this. He's just going to get taken down and pounded out," you're so off, it's not even funny.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. BS

      You don't know the game, man.

    14. JR

      He absolutely is capable of stuffing a takedown or two in the early going. That's what's up. Because in the early going, he's got that stinger of a left hand. And if he-

    15. BS

      His foot, his movement, his footwork.

    16. JR

      His movement, his footwork, and Khabib is gonna know that coming in. He's gonna be a little hesi- He's not gonna walk towards him like Edson Barboza did, or he did in the Edson Barboza fight.

    17. BS

      He can't.

    18. JR

      Because Barboza is mostly kicks. Barboza throws a lot of kicks.

    19. BS

      Thai style.

    20. JR

      A lot of Thai style kicks. And Khabib just put a tremendous amount of pressure on him and then got ahold of him. But Conor's gonna crack him with hands, and his footwork is way better.

    21. BS

      Yes.

    22. JR

      He's, he's, he's just way better at moving in and moving out.

    23. BS

      I, I think when people go, "Oh, it's either Conor starches him and gets the KO" or "Khabib just takes him down for five rounds and pounds him out." I think, uh, I think it's a, it's a classic fight. I think it's back and forth. I think it's a fucking dogfight.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. BS

      I think it's a fight of our lives, man. I, I really do.

    26. JR

      I think you're probably right. I, I-

    27. BS

      I think you, I think you're getting a fucking great fight from two guys where there's more on the line than just win or lose.

    28. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    29. BS

      I think with Khabib and what he represents, and, uh, talking to his team, his team captain, Josh Thompson, he goes, "Khabib's gonna retire after this."

    30. JR

      Really?

  5. 1:00:001:04:31

    Because Malkin came out…

    1. JR

      a minute.

    2. BS

      Because Malkin came out and was like, "No, we never agreed and said we were gonna snitch." And then USADA's like, "Well, well, no, remember? Remember the contract you signed? Here's this section of the contract."

    3. JR

      He s- they said they would help them out in the future with other people.

    4. BS

      I mean, but bring it up, Jamie, before I'm just-

    5. JR

      Man, Jon Jones world champion walking around wearing a wire.

    6. BS

      Hey, guys, uh-

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. BS

      ... my creatine just ain't working.

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. BS

      God, everyone else, anyone else just exhausted today?

    11. JR

      You guys are just so ripped, dude.

    12. BS

      You got anything?

    13. JR

      What's your secret? (laughs)

    14. BS

      (laughs) You got anything, bro?

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. BS

      Why are you in a full hoodie and sweatsuit in the sauna?

    17. JR

      Yeah, I don't... Uh, you know, I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I don't think that Jon cheated.

    18. BS

      I don't e- uh... You don't think he cheated?

    19. JR

      I don't. No.

    20. BS

      I don't know.

    21. JR

      I don't.

    22. BS

      I don't know. It's very murky waters.

    23. JR

      I, I might be wrong. I might be wrong. I don't think he cheated. I think he took something that was tainted. I think that's why they're only giving him a year off and I think... Look, I had said it on the podcast before-

    24. BS

      You don't have any skeptical hippo eyes about-

    25. JR

      No.

    26. BS

      ... how it's shortened sentence, it's ready to go right around New York?

    27. JR

      No.

    28. BS

      Right around the CSBN deal?

    29. JV

      This is the explanation sort of right here.

    30. JR

      Mm. Malkin says, "There was none, but I keep saying that and everybody keeps running with it. Substantial assistance doesn't necessarily mean it has to be on somebody else. It could've been on himself."What?

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