The Joe Rogan ExperienceJRE MMA Show #43 with Brendan Schaub
EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,012 words- 0:00 – 15:00
Still no main event…
- BSBrendan Schaub
Still no main event for Madison Square Garden.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know. Four, three, two, one.
- BSBrendan Schaub
(sighs) (hands clap)
- JRJoe Rogan
Booyah. Yeah, no main event for Madison Square Garden so far. The rumors were Jon Jones and Gustafsson, but I don't know.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know why that hasn't materialized.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Are they just waiting to announce it till after the whole Conor-Khabib thing?
- JRJoe Rogan
Why would they do that? I think if they announce something, it's gotta be this weekend. I mean, we're ... What is it, November 3rd or something?
- BSBrendan Schaub
It's soon.
- JRJoe Rogan
So it's a month.
- BSBrendan Schaub
It's super soon. Month.
- JRJoe Rogan
Literally a month. Today's the 3rd, right? 2nd? Today's the 2nd.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Today's the 2nd.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Fuck, man. That ain't good.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I th- ... Yeah. Maybe they just don't wanna steal any shine from the Conor-Khabib fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
(sighs) I don't think so.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't know, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think they just don't have a card yet.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think they, they were banking on Jones to-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... fill that main event, but it, it's been tricky to fill that slot. But also, why not have ... If, if, if you're gonna do this, why not announce Nate Diaz, Dustin Poirier as your main event? That's a great main event. I can ride with that.
- JRJoe Rogan
But why the main event though?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Why not do that and then advent- ... then announce Jon Jones and Gustafsson or Jon Jones and Cain if you want to?
- JRJoe Rogan
But the main event is to be announced versus to be determined.
- BSBrendan Schaub
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) That's the weirdest main event I've ever seen.
- BSBrendan Schaub
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I've never seen a fucking pay-per-view, um, a month out that says, "To be announced," versus, "To be determined," in the main event.
- JVJamie Vernon
Does that mean they have somebody booked and then they're not an opponent for them and they're not even announcing it?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Ooh.
- 15:00 – 30:00
That's pretty fun. That's…
- JRJoe Rogan
you like this and then this, "Yeah."
- BSBrendan Schaub
That's pretty fun. That's pretty fun.
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
It was the best rollercoasters I've ever been on.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Knott's is, uh, skeptical hippo eyes, 'cause when you get there, their whole theme is Charlie Brown. It's like who the fuck's watching Charlie Brown these days?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
Everyone asks that, "Is Spider-Man, Marvel."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- BSBrendan Schaub
You got Disney with Mickey, they got Charlie Brown.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- BSBrendan Schaub
My kid's like, "Who the fuck is Charlie Brown?"
- JRJoe Rogan
I didn't even notice Charlie Brown. It was all like th- there's a Wild West theme area.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Oh, it's random as shit at Knott's Berry.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a bunch of random, weird things. (laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
But their, their main slogan is Charlie Brown.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, we, we had a good time, me and the family had a good time.
- BSBrendan Schaub
We had a good time, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what, uh, I'll tell you what though, all, overall best ride I've ever been on 100% is Disney World. The Jurassic, not the Jurassic Park, the Avatar ride.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Oh, wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
The Avatar ride in Orlando.
- BSBrendan Schaub
All right.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's called Flights of Passage, I think it is. Dude, bo- beyond the greatest ride ever. It's all virtual reality. You climb into like a chair, like you're on a motorcycle, that pushes against your back and you, you settle into this thing and then you put these goggles on, like this headset thing on and you're in full virtual reality. And this is it. And you, this is the-
- BSBrendan Schaub
God damn.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is the one where you're on the boat. There's two actual Avatar rides. This one's pretty dope too.
- GUGuest
That's awesome.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That looks legit. That looks like Avatar World.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, this one, that's pretty dope too. That one you're on a boat like Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, this is it. So-
- BSBrendan Schaub
I like the boat.
- JRJoe Rogan
The boat's pretty badass. But this one you're flying in full virtual reality while you're riding on the back of one of those dragon things.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I mean, I've seen better graphics on it, but-
- 30:00 – 45:00
He can do it.…
- JRJoe Rogan
it's just a thing that he's stuck with now. So he's gotta figure out how to ingratiate himself. He's gotta figure out, uh, how to, to reemerge. And I think-
- BSBrendan Schaub
He can do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think he can do it.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Sure he can do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look, he, he's not an awful person.
- BSBrendan Schaub
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
I just think he did some stupid things that are really gross and weird. But, if he just... I mean, and he, and he has owned up to it. I think he just, you know, makes some sort of a sincere apology and then does something. Like, what could you do-... to, to, I mean, what are you-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Help female comics maybe? Do a, do a-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's done that. He's tried to help, but a lot of people accused him of trying to help them-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Made a mad.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to try to cover up his tracks.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Well, fuck, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- BSBrendan Schaub
You gotta, he has to do something. He has to go back to work.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I mean, it's been a year now, right? It's a year next month. I think to expect him to just never work again seems ridiculous.
- BSBrendan Schaub
It's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
And to not forgive him. There has to be a path, uh, to redemption for anyone who's done anything other than actual rape or murder, right? Like, for Bill Cosby, I'm very happy he's locked up. I think what he did is awful. Can you imagine being one of those girls that turned to him as a mentor and you wake up and y- you know, you're, you've been violated while you're out cold-
- BSBrendan Schaub
Terrible. Terrible.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and you're drugged and you're confused.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Horrible.
- JRJoe Rogan
And Bill Cosby did it to you. And who the fuck is gonna believe that? His image is... That's the thing about Louis, right? Like, Louis' image was like, he's a pervert, he's a weirdo, he's always talking about jerking off. Like, when you found out Louis C.K. asked girls if he could jerk off in front of them and then did it, it's like, not the most surprising thing.
- BSBrendan Schaub
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
But with Bill Cosby, it's, here's a guy who is, and I'm not comparing the, the acts at all, but I'm just saying as far as like famous people who've done something that, you know, became a scandal, with Bill, with Bill Cosby, he was this moral guy. He was this like ethics guy. And he wore sweaters and-
- BSBrendan Schaub
America's dad.
- JRJoe Rogan
... he was America's dad. And to find out that that guy was drugging and raping women... He's in fucking jail right now, which is crazy, right?
- BSBrendan Schaub
He's gonna die, I give it, what are you, over/under a week? Do you think it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
You think so?
- BSBrendan Schaub
... the way it goes with those old dudes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yeah.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
Well- …
- BSBrendan Schaub
a layoff, maybe it's after the Floyd thing. I think it does well. I don't think it breaks, uh, uh, Conor verse Nate 2.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't, I don't think it breaks 1.6 million.
- JRJoe Rogan
What I think happened was Conor made 100 fucking million dollars and he was like, "Yeah, um, I'm just gonna train."
- BSBrendan Schaub
You know what I think? I think th- there's that and it also goes, I'm not ... That took so much energy to do all that and, and everyone knows me as that guy. I have the toughest fight of my life coming up. I'm taking every precaution necessary not to overtrain, not to use all my energy. This, I'm in the fight of my life and I'm gonna train like it, I'm shutting down everything. You can post a fucking ... Me throwing the dolly through the window 1,000 times. I'll do the press conference on Thursday. Other than that, man, I have got to get ready for the fight of my life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
That's the way I'm looking at it.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you're right, and I think this is the fight of his life. I think stylistically it's a nightmare matchup.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think it's a nightmare matchup for both of them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Both of them.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think anyone who goes, "Oh, Conor, you know, he can't wrestle, he can't do this. He's just going to get taken down and pounded out," you're so off, it's not even funny.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
You don't know the game, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
He absolutely is capable of stuffing a takedown or two in the early going. That's what's up. Because in the early going, he's got that stinger of a left hand. And if he-
- BSBrendan Schaub
His foot, his movement, his footwork.
- JRJoe Rogan
His movement, his footwork, and Khabib is gonna know that coming in. He's gonna be a little hesi- He's not gonna walk towards him like Edson Barboza did, or he did in the Edson Barboza fight.
- BSBrendan Schaub
He can't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because Barboza is mostly kicks. Barboza throws a lot of kicks.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Thai style.
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of Thai style kicks. And Khabib just put a tremendous amount of pressure on him and then got ahold of him. But Conor's gonna crack him with hands, and his footwork is way better.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's, he's, he's just way better at moving in and moving out.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I, I think when people go, "Oh, it's either Conor starches him and gets the KO" or "Khabib just takes him down for five rounds and pounds him out." I think, uh, I think it's a, it's a classic fight. I think it's back and forth. I think it's a fucking dogfight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think it's a fight of our lives, man. I, I really do.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you're probably right. I, I-
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think you, I think you're getting a fucking great fight from two guys where there's more on the line than just win or lose.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I think with Khabib and what he represents, and, uh, talking to his team, his team captain, Josh Thompson, he goes, "Khabib's gonna retire after this."
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- 1:00:00 – 1:04:31
Because Malkin came out…
- JRJoe Rogan
a minute.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Because Malkin came out and was like, "No, we never agreed and said we were gonna snitch." And then USADA's like, "Well, well, no, remember? Remember the contract you signed? Here's this section of the contract."
- JRJoe Rogan
He s- they said they would help them out in the future with other people.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I mean, but bring it up, Jamie, before I'm just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Man, Jon Jones world champion walking around wearing a wire.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Hey, guys, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
... my creatine just ain't working.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
God, everyone else, anyone else just exhausted today?
- JRJoe Rogan
You guys are just so ripped, dude.
- BSBrendan Schaub
You got anything?
- JRJoe Rogan
What's your secret? (laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
(laughs) You got anything, bro?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- BSBrendan Schaub
Why are you in a full hoodie and sweatsuit in the sauna?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I don't... Uh, you know, I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I don't think that Jon cheated.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't e- uh... You don't think he cheated?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't. No.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't.
- BSBrendan Schaub
I don't know. It's very murky waters.
- JRJoe Rogan
I, I might be wrong. I might be wrong. I don't think he cheated. I think he took something that was tainted. I think that's why they're only giving him a year off and I think... Look, I had said it on the podcast before-
- BSBrendan Schaub
You don't have any skeptical hippo eyes about-
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- BSBrendan Schaub
... how it's shortened sentence, it's ready to go right around New York?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- BSBrendan Schaub
Right around the CSBN deal?
- JVJamie Vernon
This is the explanation sort of right here.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm. Malkin says, "There was none, but I keep saying that and everybody keeps running with it. Substantial assistance doesn't necessarily mean it has to be on somebody else. It could've been on himself."What?
Episode duration: 2:13:28
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