JRE MMA Show #74 with Brendan Schaub

1. 0:00 – 0:20

   Day-drinking setup: whiskey, ice, and catching up

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (humming)

   2. BSBrendan Schaub0:02

      No, no whiskey, bro?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Do you want some?

   4. BSBrendan Schaub0:04

      Yeah, hell yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      You want a drink?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:06

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Really?

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:06

      Why not, bro? You've had a long day.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      Okay. Let's day drink. Hold on.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:09

       Yeah, let's get a little-

   11. NANarrator0:10

       I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:11

       Okay. You want to pause it?

   13. BSBrendan Schaub0:12

       Why not?

   14. NANarrator0:13

       Okay. No, you guys talk. I'll get it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       Okay. Jamie's gonna get the booze. Look at that. Jamie leaves us alone to get the booze. Thank you, Jamie.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:19

       Look at that. Real, real pro.

2. 0:20 – 2:20

   Colby Covington vs. Robbie Lawler: the win that changed the conversation

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Get some ice too. Beautiful. So, lot of fucking shit going on, man. Lot of shit going on. How about that Colby Covington fella, huh?

   2. BSBrendan Schaub0:28

      Bro.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      Dude. Everybody better shut the fuck up now. He's for real.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub0:33

      He's for reals.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:33

      Anybody who didn't think he was for real, after that Robbie Lawler fight, you gotta go, "Wow."

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:37

      Well, the problem is, is he talks so much shit, which I find hilarious. And it's y- you're tuning in to watch him lose.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:44

      Yeah.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:45

      Which is, he's doing it right, 'cause to, in all honesty, we like him 'cause we're balls deep in UFC and MMA. But like, my brother, who's not that big of a fan, is like, "This is all he does?" I'm like, "I know." You, you gotta understand though, what he's doing to this guy is amazing.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00

      Yeah.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub1:00

       And he's gonna do it for five rounds, for 25 minutes, and he wears you out. It's, to me, it's fascinating.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       It is fascinating, the cardio.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub1:06

       But it's not, but it's not entertaining for a general fan, typically. He's not knocking dudes out.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       Mm-hmm.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub1:11

       He's not a lot of submissions.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       I see what you're saying.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub1:12

       You know what I'm saying?

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Yeah, no.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub1:13

       So for the, for the general fan, like, "Oh, and this guy talks all this shit?" But he's doing it right, because he's talking all that shit, you're like, "Dude, I want to see this guy get fucked up." Even Jon Jones posted, uh, "You let everyone down." You know, like, uh, uh, "Robbie Lawler let everybody down." You know what I'm saying? 'Cause he wants, ev- everybody wants Colby to lose.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:31

       Right.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub1:32

       Colby's doing the exact... He, everyone's playing into his game plan, and I love it.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:36

       Well, that's how Floyd Mayweather became so rich. Floyd Waymo- Mayweather did not become so rich because his fights are so exciting. His fights in his early career were way more exciting.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub1:45

       He was a savage early on.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:46

       Yeah, he could-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub1:46

       He would go forward.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:47

       ... put himself at risk.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub1:48

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:48

       But he broke his hands a bunch of times.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub1:50

       Correct.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:50

       And, you know, and also realized, like, this is not the way to have a long career and walk out of it with all your brains intact.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub1:57

       Well, think, remember, think how good Jon Fitch was.
3. 2:20 – 4:07

   Keto, road weight gain, and the fitness math of touring

   1. NANarrator2:20

      Do you want... We have, that's all we have left right here.

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:21

      Uh, but either one of those is good. This is all we have in this room?

   3. NANarrator2:25

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:25

      We have a bunch of that, um...

   5. NANarrator2:27

      Buffalo Trace stuff.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub2:28

      What's the Buffalo Trace?

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:29

      The, the Buffalo Trace. Do we have Buffalo Trace in the back?

   8. BSBrendan Schaub2:32

      I don't trust skinny bottles.

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:34

      Yeah, it seems weird, right?

   10. BSBrendan Schaub2:35

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:35

       It's for girls.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub2:36

       Don't trust skinny girls-

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:37

       It's girl whiskey.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub2:38

       ... with skinny bottles, bro.

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:39

       Canadian whiskey and maple syrup.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub2:42

       No, can't do maple.

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       What is that?

   18. BSBrendan Schaub2:43

       I'm keto, bro.

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:44

       Are you really?

   20. BSBrendan Schaub2:45

       Straight keto, bro.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:46

       Are you? When did that happen?

   22. BSBrendan Schaub2:47

       I sent, I sent you and Brian a text. Your, your boy was up to 273.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:51

       What happened? Dude, you got to 273? (laughs)

   24. BSBrendan Schaub2:54

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:54

       What were you eating?

   26. BSBrendan Schaub2:55

       Road life, dog. Road dog.

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:57

       Oh, road life. Yeah.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub2:57

       'Cause when I, when I get into towns, and there's all this, you know, if you're in Nashville or you're in Philly or wherever-

   29. JRJoe Rogan3:02

       Mm-hmm.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub3:02

       ... there's great food.
4. 4:07 – 10:54

   Why Covington’s style works—and how it matches up with Kamaru Usman

   1. JRJoe Rogan4:07

      The Colby Covington thing is, um... Look, what he did, if, if you do- if you want to put it in perspective for a regular person, Robbie Lawler is one of the biggest fucking savages to ever compete in the sport. He's an animal. And Colby shut him down. He shut everything down. He shut his entire game down. And he did it with an unprecedented work rate. He made, he was punching, one punch every two seconds.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub4:28

      Nuts.

   3. JRJoe Rogan4:29

      Which is nuts. I mean, that is, uh, for it, to do that over five fucking rounds against one of the greatest welterweights of all time-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub4:38

      Hall of Famer.

   5. JRJoe Rogan4:38

      ... in Robbie Lawler, and win every single fucking round.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub4:40

      Some 10-8 round I thought.

   7. JRJoe Rogan4:42

      Yeah, for sure.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub4:42

      I was like, "Oh, this isn't even close."

   9. JRJoe Rogan4:43

      Yeah, I mean, not even close. I mean, Robbie occasionally would w- swing and connect, and then Colby would immediately hit him three or four times more, and then take him down or clinch with him or beat him up. And it was amazing.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub4:53

       Colby's striking's not terrible either.

   11. JRJoe Rogan4:56

       It's very good.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub4:56

       He looked pretty damn good.

   13. JRJoe Rogan4:57

       It's very technical, and the, the volume-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub4:59

       The volume.

   15. JRJoe Rogan5:00

       ... is incredible.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub5:01

       But here, here's my thing. If, if I'm fighting Colby, like if I'm, uh, Kamaru Usman, if I'm fighting Colby, I'm getting a guy like Cam Hanes. If I see my opponent running with Cam Hanes-

   17. JRJoe Rogan5:12

       Yeah.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub5:12

       ... I'm, I'm reaching out to another ultra-marathoner figuring it out.

   19. JRJoe Rogan5:16

       Well, Kamaru can't run.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub5:17

       That's right, he can't do road work. His knees are fucked up.

   21. JRJoe Rogan5:19

       But still- Yes. Oh, yeah, it's not getting any better. His knees are mangled. He's just-

   22. BSBrendan Schaub5:24

       But he's doing something right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:25

       Well, his cardio's off the charts too, but it's just, he does different things. You can do a lot of different things to work your cardio. You don't-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub5:32

       Swimming and stuff?

   25. JRJoe Rogan5:33

       Sure. Swimming, um, you can do a lot of the-

   26. BSBrendan Schaub5:37

       The row.

   27. JRJoe Rogan5:37

       Yeah, the, uh, the assault bike, um, you know, the, um, that Echo Bike that Rogue makes. That is as good as fucking anything.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub5:42

       The Jacob ladder?

   29. JRJoe Rogan5:43

       Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The, uh-

   30. BSBrendan Schaub5:44

       Dude, that Peloton-
5. 10:54 – 15:07

   Usman vs. Woodley, fighter branding, and the UFC’s promotional lens

   1. BSBrendan Schaub10:54

      Now here's the question for you, is what's more impressive, what Colby did to Robbie Lawler, or what Kamaru Usman did to Tyrone Woodley?

   2. JRJoe Rogan11:04

      It's a very good question. Well, obviously, Tyron Woodley was the champion, and Robbie Lawler was several years removed from the title. So you have to look at it that way, right? Tyron took the title from Robbie with a one-punch knockout. And Robbie's had some, some losses since then.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub11:20

      Some wars, dude.

   4. JRJoe Rogan11:20

      Yeah, some wars since then. The Ben Askren fight in particular.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub11:23

      Kamaru beat Woodley when he was fucking woodly.

   6. JRJoe Rogan11:26

      Yes, yes. But according to many people, Woodley was injured going into that fight. He's had some pretty significant problems with his hand.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub11:33

      Something was up with him.

   8. JRJoe Rogan11:34

      Yes. Yes.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub11:34

      He just seemed off.

   10. JRJoe Rogan11:35

       And he's also, I mean, I don't know how much of a factor this is, but he also released a record with Wiz Khalifa. He was rapping. He was doing-

   11. BSBrendan Schaub11:42

       Yeah. He had his TMZ show.

   12. JRJoe Rogan11:43

       He's doing a lot. And I love the fact that he's doing that, because Tyron Woodley's a smart man. He realizes he's in his 30s, and how much more time does he have as an athletic career?

   13. BSBrendan Schaub11:51

       Oh, he's very talented in all aspe- aspects.

   14. JRJoe Rogan11:52

       Very talented, very smart. And his rapping's good, man. I listen to his shit.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub11:56

       I didn't mind it either.

   16. JRJoe Rogan11:57

       It's fucking good.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub11:57

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan11:57

       It's good.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub11:58

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan11:58

       It's not cringey at all.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub11:59

       No.

   22. JRJoe Rogan11:59

       It's fucking good. You could, you could see him being a successful rapper, 100%.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub12:03

       He'll be successful in whatever he does after fighting.

   24. JRJoe Rogan12:05

       Anything he does.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub12:05

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan12:05

       Anything he, he's smart, he's ambitious. He, he-

   27. BSBrendan Schaub12:08

       He's been in 1,000 movies.

   28. JRJoe Rogan12:09

       He grinds.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub12:10

       Yes.

   30. JRJoe Rogan12:10

       He's a fucking hardworking man.
6. 15:07 – 20:26

   Weight classes, career choices, and Luke Rockhold’s move to 205

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      No, they didn't. But there's gonna be guys where he looks amazing against, like fucking d- uh, Darren Till. He made Darren Till...

   2. BSBrendan Schaub15:13

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      He shut Darren Till down. Darren Till-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub15:16

      That's a, that's, that's a shame to me.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Yes.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub15:17

      The Dar- the Darren Till story right now... And his story is not over, he's a young kid, but the way he was handled. And I know, you know, they've exploded guys in the spotlight and it does work out, but that... And that is professional sports, that's UFC. But with Darren Till, you look at all the talent that he had and it's just, man.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:33

      He still got talent.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub15:34

      Oh, no, he, he's gonna be fine.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:36

      He's so big.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub15:37

       It's fucking tough, man.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       I think he's cutting way too much weight to make 170. I really do. I mean, he's... That kid, you stand next to him, he looks like a light heavyweight.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub15:43

       I'm with you. And I, and I've always been the guy who goes, "Man, guys should go up weight classes." And now when Max Holloway went to 55 against Dustin Poirier, d- you know, it was a good fight, but he looks way better at 45.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       Well, what about Dustin Poirier?

   14. BSBrendan Schaub15:55

       Luke Rockhold at 85.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       But Dustin Poirier going to 155 made his career. He was 145-

   16. BSBrendan Schaub16:01

       No, I know.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       He was s- struggling, goes to 55, makes his career.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub16:04

       He looks great. I know. I know.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       I mean, now he's an easier chance.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub16:05

       I know. Dos Anjos at 70.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Sure.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub16:06

       There, there's a bunch of cases for it.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       While Dos Anjos at 70, though, has not won the title and...

   24. BSBrendan Schaub16:10

       But he started off hot as fuck-

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       Yes.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub16:12

       ... and he's running into some problems, but-

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:14

       He's running into a lot of really tough guys.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub16:15

       ... he's also older, though.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       Yes.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub16:16

       Yeah. He's older.
7. 20:26 – 28:23

   Jon Jones’ future threats: Santos fight, Walker/Anderson, and ‘nice guys’ marketing

   1. JRJoe Rogan20:26

      Johnny Walker is fighting someone good. Who's he fighting?

   2. BSBrendan Schaub20:28

      He's fighting your boy who was just on, the wrestler, the black dude.

   3. JRJoe Rogan20:31

      Oh, Corey Anderson.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub20:32

      Corey Anderson. They were talking shit to each other.

   5. JRJoe Rogan20:34

      That's a good fight.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub20:34

      That's in, that's in New York.

   7. JRJoe Rogan20:35

      Woo, that's a good... Corey ha- Corey has crazy cardio, crazy cardio.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub20:39

      That's a great fight. Let's see what, if Johnny Walker's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan20:42

      Yes. Yeah.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub20:42

       'Cause if you beat Corey Anderson, you're ready to go. You beat him, we're going Sizzler.

   11. JRJoe Rogan20:46

       Yes, yes. Or if Corey beats him, he's going Sizzler.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub20:49

       Corey's al- Corey's already there.

   13. JRJoe Rogan20:51

       Johnny Walker, Corey Anderson.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub20:51

       Corey's already an elite guy.

   15. JRJoe Rogan20:52

       Well, he is an elite guy, but he's not being talked about in terms of a title shot.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub20:56

       'Cause of his style.

   17. JRJoe Rogan20:57

       And that's very frustrating to him. Yeah, but that style is fucking hard to handle, man. He's a-

   18. BSBrendan Schaub21:00

       It doesn't matter, they're not in the business of that.

   19. JRJoe Rogan21:02

       But look at fucking, look at Colby Covington. It's a similar style, just constant pressure.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub21:07

       Yeah, you're right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan21:08

       And, you know-

   22. BSBrendan Schaub21:09

       But he talks a lot of shit Colby did to get there.

   23. JRJoe Rogan21:11

       Colby does, yeah. Well, Corey's a really nice guy and his-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub21:15

       Nice guys finish last, don't they?

   25. JRJoe Rogan21:17

       Bullshit. Sometimes they win.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub21:18

       Really?

   27. JRJoe Rogan21:18

       Yes, he can fucking win.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub21:19

       In the, in the, in the... No, he c- he can win, for sure.

   29. JRJoe Rogan21:22

       He's, he's the dark horse of that division.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub21:22

       It's gonna take a lot of work, though-
8. 28:23 – 31:41

   PED talk and ‘tainted supplements’: testing, narratives, and Joe’s Onnit cautionary tale

   1. BSBrendan Schaub28:23

      He- here's the only other caveat to that, and I don't wanna open this can of worms. That was also the first time he's been under strict testing.

   2. JRJoe Rogan28:28

      Mm-hmm.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub28:29

      That's what the naysayers are saying, "Well, that is the first time maybe little Pico wasn't around."

   4. JRJoe Rogan28:35

      (slaps table) I don't know.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub28:36

      And h- h- here, here's my de- defense of that, being a Jon Jones dick sucker. Even with P- d- you can fucking fill up anyone who he fights on whatever PDs you want and he's still beating him.

   6. JRJoe Rogan28:44

      Mm-hmm.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub28:45

      What- whatever he's doing, if- wh- whether he's taking things or not, the- you could give his freaking opponents as much as they want to, they're not beating him.

   8. JRJoe Rogan28:52

      That's a tough argument, though.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub28:53

      You think?

   10. JRJoe Rogan28:54

       I don't know if that's nece- Yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily true. You fill up Thiago Santos full of fucking Anadrol 50, he might run right through Jon Jones-

   11. BSBrendan Schaub29:00

       Talking about that Brazilian acai. He... (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan29:02

       (laughs) Yeah, you might be right. He might fuckin'...

   13. BSBrendan Schaub29:04

       He might kick his head off.

   14. JRJoe Rogan29:04

       He, he might throw some fucking haymakers at you.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub29:06

       That Vitor Belfort spinning kick?

   16. JRJoe Rogan29:08

       Yeah, who knows, man? Who knows?

   17. BSBrendan Schaub29:09

       Uh, I still think Jon... He, he's just... He's too smart, too technical.

   18. JRJoe Rogan29:12

       I s- I don't know. I mean-

   19. BSBrendan Schaub29:13

       I don't either.

   20. JRJoe Rogan29:14

       Look-

   21. BSBrendan Schaub29:14

       B- but we don't... And we don't have to know.

   22. JRJoe Rogan29:15

       We don't have to know.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub29:16

       'Cause that testing is strict.

   24. JRJoe Rogan29:18

       Yeah. I think... I legitimately believe that what he got was through tainted means, and I don't even know if it was supplements. You know, the big theory was that he got cocaine that was laced with creatine.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub29:30

       I hope that's the problem.

   26. JRJoe Rogan29:30

       'Cause cocaine gets cut up with creatine. Apparently, according to someone who I know who really knows their shit, it was de- I mean, this is not... An ex- this is an expert. He said this is very common, that when you buy cheap creatine, um, cheap creatine often has other shit in it, because you're buying it from China and from other places that have unscrupulous mixing th- And I... Listen, as one of the owners of Onnit, I know that this... We never had our stuff test positive for steroids, but what we did have is when we looked at the early batches of Alpha Brain, we had it independently tested. You know, when we first... When Aubrey and I first opened Onnit, we didn't know what the fuck we were doing, in terms of... We hadn't, uh, run a supplement company before, and there was a lot of learning to do. And one of the things that we learned was that when you're buying stuff and then you're having stuff mixed, the people that are mixing it, if you don't get the very best people, you're getting people that mix stuff that don't clean out their vats.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub30:27

       So you might get Winstrol in there or whatever.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       You could get anything in there. We never got s-

   29. BSBrendan Schaub30:29

       That's not shit I want.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       We never got steroids in ours, but probably 'cause with the stuff we're buying is nootropics, which are just, uh, nutrients that enhance brain function. So, the, the people that were selling stuff were selling similar things, vitamins and the like. So, b- but we did get our stuff tainted...... in a sense, with other nutrients that weren't supposed to be in there. So then we had to do some investigation, and then we figured out what the problem was. And we adjusted our methods, and we changed the way w- we changed the people we work with, and we, we did a lot of different things. But if you're buying cheap creatine, that's what c- that's what coke dealers use. Joe, why is he buying cheap creatine?
9. 31:41 – 43:31

   Chappelle on tour: Tacoma Dome madness, rockstar logistics, and leaving California

   1. JRJoe Rogan31:41

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to see, uh, uh, Once Upon a Time in America-

   2. BSBrendan Schaub31:44

      Do you like it?

   3. JRJoe Rogan31:44

      ... at 1:00 in the morning. Dave rented out the entire, uh, movie theater. We do this fucking sold-out show in the Tacoma Dome, we break the all-time attendance record for the Tacoma Dome, 25,000 people. It was madness, right? We're flying high. It's insane. It was an insane show.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub32:01

      Who, who, who's else is ... Who opens for you guys?

   5. JRJoe Rogan32:03

      Well, it's Ashley Barnhill, she goes on, she does 10 minutes, and then Ian Edwards goes on-

   6. BSBrendan Schaub32:08

      Monster.

   7. JRJoe Rogan32:08

      ... murders it. And then I go on, murdered it. It was a fucking crazy intermission. There's a DJ, he's got a hype man, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub32:16

      What?

   9. JRJoe Rogan32:16

      People are get drinking, fucking f- lights and everything. It's madness. Okay, then Donell Rawlings goes on.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub32:21

       It's a show.

   11. JRJoe Rogan32:22

       Murders-

   12. BSBrendan Schaub32:23

       Legend.

   13. JRJoe Rogan32:23

       ... murders. Then Dave goes on, lights the place on fire, uh, uh, pisses gasoline on the flames. Then afterwards, he and I go on stage together and we take Q&A with the crowd.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub32:34

       And what do you do together?

   15. JRJoe Rogan32:34

       Donell's got a microphone. He's going into the crowd with 20-fucking-5000 people. People are rushing the stage. It's madness. I mean, madness. What-

   16. BSBrendan Schaub32:42

       What questions did you get?

   17. JRJoe Rogan32:43

       Ah, it was all, uh, random shit. I'm a rich bitch. People are just a ... Everyone's drunk.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub32:47

       I'm sure Dave hates that, by the way.

   19. JRJoe Rogan32:47

       The show is five hours old by the time this is happening.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub32:51

       Wow.

   21. JRJoe Rogan32:51

       I'm not exaggerating. We go on stage. The show's supposed to start at 8:00, probably starts at 8:30, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00. The show was at least, at least three and a half, four hours old by the time it was over. So the show ends like, uh, 12:30-ish. We go immediately from the arena straight to a movie theater that David rented out. We have a private screening of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at 1:00 in the morning.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub33:17

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan33:17

       Dave's eating mushrooms that some fucking guy gave him in the crowd.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub33:20

       Did you eat them too?

   25. JRJoe Rogan33:21

       No.

   26. NANarrator33:22

       (laughs)

   27. BSBrendan Schaub33:22

       Too smart for that, man.

   28. JRJoe Rogan33:22

       No. Fool me once, shame on you.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub33:26

       (laughs)

   30. NANarrator33:26

       (laughs)
10. 43:31 – 58:26

    Cars, luxury brands, and action-star rabbit holes (Ferrari, Porsche, Fast & Furious)

    1. JRJoe Rogan43:31

       Can I tell you... Ever tell you I ran into him at a gas station? Some guy pulls up in a fucking car that doesn't even look like it's from this planet.

    2. BSBrendan Schaub43:37

       (laughs)

    3. JRJoe Rogan43:38

       Some strange SUV, some weird fucking... I don't know what it's called, but I looked at it. I was like, "What the fuck is that thing?"

    4. BSBrendan Schaub43:45

       Like one of those apocalypse tank?

    5. JRJoe Rogan43:47

       Weird, weird-looking thing that is, it's b-... I forget what it's based on. It's based on, like, the frame of a Jeep Wrangler, and they build this insane, you know, like, $500,000 fucking SUV. I don't know, I'm like, "Who is Dr-" and the window rolled down. "What's up, Joe?" And it's Jamie Foxx. I'm like, "Oh, what are you doing, Jamie?"

    6. BSBrendan Schaub44:04

       No. (laughs)

    7. JRJoe Rogan44:04

       I'm like, "What is this?" And his friend was selling them. His friend sold it. He probably gave it to Jamie to drive around and advertise.

    8. BSBrendan Schaub44:09

       For sure. I think I remember he sold.

    9. JRJoe Rogan44:11

       Yeah, and I was like, "This is the craziest looking car I've ever seen."

    10. BSBrendan Schaub44:15

        This is crazy.

    11. JRJoe Rogan44:15

        It's so weird-looking. You know what it is?

    12. NANarrator44:17

        They're, like, boxy, right?

    13. JRJoe Rogan44:18

        Yeah.

    14. NANarrator44:18

        But then they have squinty little lights. I've seen it recently, yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan44:20

        Yeah, they have, like-

    16. NANarrator44:21

        I don't, I don't know how to even find it.

    17. BSBrendan Schaub44:22

        Yeah.

    18. NANarrator44:22

        I don't know how to even find it.

    19. JRJoe Rogan44:22

        Yeah, just Google-

    20. BSBrendan Schaub44:24

        Uh, I will-

    21. NANarrator44:24

        All right, yeah.

    22. JRJoe Rogan44:24

        ... Jamie Foxx crazy SUV.

    23. NANarrator44:26

        All right, I got crazy expensive Jeep Wranglers that I got so far.

    24. BSBrendan Schaub44:29

        Why I know this, I don't know, but it's, uh, uh, Chris Brown drives one in the new, his new video where he dances with the housegirl, whatever.

    25. JRJoe Rogan44:34

        Oh, he's got one of them too?

    26. BSBrendan Schaub44:35

        Yeah.

    27. NANarrator44:36

        Oh, yeah, it is.

    28. JRJoe Rogan44:36

        They're probably giving them away to people.

    29. BSBrendan Schaub44:37

        For sure.

    30. NANarrator44:38

        Rezvani Tank.
11. 58:26 – 1:07:37

    IV vitamin drips, UFC rules, and the Dana White vs. Cyborg media war

    1. JRJoe Rogan58:26

       That vitamin drip that I did with Chappelle, that opened my eyes.

    2. BSBrendan Schaub58:29

       Did you-

    3. JRJoe Rogan58:29

       I've never done one of those things before.

    4. BSBrendan Schaub58:30

       You've never done an IV?

    5. JRJoe Rogan58:31

       IV, vitamin drip?

    6. BSBrendan Schaub58:31

       I swear by them, brother. I swear by them.

    7. JRJoe Rogan58:33

       I did a, a bag and a half and I was ready to run through a wall. I had three hours sleep.

    8. BSBrendan Schaub58:36

       You know they'll come to your house.

    9. JRJoe Rogan58:37

       Yeah, they'll come anywhere.

    10. BSBrendan Schaub58:38

        Yeah, they-

    11. JRJoe Rogan58:38

        They came to our hotel room.

    12. BSBrendan Schaub58:39

        Yeah, I get them at the crib all the time.

    13. JRJoe Rogan58:41

        Do you really?

    14. BSBrendan Schaub58:41

        But, 'cause my, my girl is pregnant again. We have another one coming in November. And, uh, for the nausea sh-... we, we get IVs.

    15. JRJoe Rogan58:48

        It works?

    16. BSBrendan Schaub58:48

        I swe-... Oh, dude.

    17. JRJoe Rogan58:49

        Dude.

    18. BSBrendan Schaub58:49

        Night and day.

    19. JRJoe Rogan58:50

        It's amazing for like pumping you up. Not too tired.

    20. NANarrator58:53

        Remember that time in Vegas I had to get it?

    21. JRJoe Rogan58:55

        What'd you... What was going on?

    22. BSBrendan Schaub58:55

        I got... Uh, we had a... You had a show there and like I showed up wasted, I think.

    23. JRJoe Rogan59:00

        Type of.

    24. NANarrator59:00

        (laughs)

    25. BSBrendan Schaub59:00

        Like the New Year's Eve UFC. I had to wake up in a half...

    26. JRJoe Rogan59:02

        Oh, yeah.

    27. NANarrator59:03

        Yeah.

    28. BSBrendan Schaub59:03

        I had to get it, had to get it.

    29. JRJoe Rogan59:04

        Oh. It done... You felt so much better?

    30. NANarrator59:06

        20 minutes, 20 minutes, I was good to go. It was crazy.

Episode duration: 1:49:02