JRE MMA Show #74 with Brendan Schaub

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (humming) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (humming)

   2. BSBrendan Schaub0:02

      No, no whiskey, bro?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Do you want some?

   4. BSBrendan Schaub0:04

      Yeah, hell yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      You want a drink?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:06

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Really?

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:06

      Why not, bro? You've had a long day.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      Okay. Let's day drink. Hold on.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:09

       Yeah, let's get a little-

   11. NANarrator0:10

       I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:11

       Okay. You want to pause it?

   13. BSBrendan Schaub0:12

       Why not?

   14. NANarrator0:13

       Okay. No, you guys talk. I'll get it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       Okay. Jamie's gonna get the booze. Look at that. Jamie leaves us alone to get the booze. Thank you, Jamie.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:19

       Look at that. Real, real pro.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       Get some ice too. Beautiful. So, lot of fucking shit going on, man. Lot of shit going on. How about that Colby Covington fella, huh?

   18. BSBrendan Schaub0:28

       Bro.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Dude. Everybody better shut the fuck up now. He's for real.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub0:33

       He's for reals.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Anybody who didn't think he was for real, after that Robbie Lawler fight, you gotta go, "Wow."

   22. BSBrendan Schaub0:37

       Well, the problem is, is he talks so much shit, which I find hilarious. And it's y- you're tuning in to watch him lose.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Yeah.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub0:45

       Which is, he's doing it right, 'cause to, in all honesty, we like him 'cause we're balls deep in UFC and MMA. But like, my brother, who's not that big of a fan, is like, "This is all he does?" I'm like, "I know." You, you gotta understand though, what he's doing to this guy is amazing.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       Yeah.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub1:00

       And he's gonna do it for five rounds, for 25 minutes, and he wears you out. It's, to me, it's fascinating.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       It is fascinating, the cardio.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub1:06

       But it's not, but it's not entertaining for a general fan, typically. He's not knocking dudes out.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       Mm-hmm.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub1:11

       He's not a lot of submissions.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   But they didn't do…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      to win. And Tyron was able to win, and he was able to win against one of the most difficult guys in the division. And, you know, there's gonna be-

   2. BSBrendan Schaub15:06

      But they didn't do that, did they?

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      No, they didn't. But there's gonna be guys where he looks amazing against, like fucking d- uh, Darren Till. He made Darren Till...

   4. BSBrendan Schaub15:13

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      He shut Darren Till down. Darren Till-

   6. BSBrendan Schaub15:16

      That's a, that's, that's a shame to me.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Yes.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub15:17

      The Dar- the Darren Till story right now... And his story is not over, he's a young kid, but the way he was handled. And I know, you know, they've exploded guys in the spotlight and it does work out, but that... And that is professional sports, that's UFC. But with Darren Till, you look at all the talent that he had and it's just, man.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:33

      He still got talent.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub15:34

       Oh, no, he, he's gonna be fine.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       He's so big.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub15:37

       It's fucking tough, man.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       I think he's cutting way too much weight to make 170. I really do. I mean, he's... That kid, you stand next to him, he looks like a light heavyweight.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub15:43

       I'm with you. And I, and I've always been the guy who goes, "Man, guys should go up weight classes." And now when Max Holloway went to 55 against Dustin Poirier, d- you know, it was a good fight, but he looks way better at 45.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       Well, what about Dustin Poirier?

   16. BSBrendan Schaub15:55

       Luke Rockhold at 85.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:56

       But Dustin Poirier going to 155 made his career. He was 145-

   18. BSBrendan Schaub16:01

       No, I know.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:01

       He was s- struggling, goes to 55, makes his career.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub16:04

       He looks great. I know. I know.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       I mean, now he's an easier chance.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub16:05

       I know. Dos Anjos at 70.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Sure.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub16:06

       There, there's a bunch of cases for it.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       While Dos Anjos at 70, though, has not won the title and...

   26. BSBrendan Schaub16:10

       But he started off hot as fuck-

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       Yes.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub16:12

       ... and he's running into some problems, but-

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:14

       He's running into a lot of really tough guys.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub16:15

       ... he's also older, though.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   So you might get…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      the early batches of Alpha Brain, we had it independently tested. You know, when we first... When Aubrey and I first opened Onnit, we didn't know what the fuck we were doing, in terms of... We hadn't, uh, run a supplement company before, and there was a lot of learning to do. And one of the things that we learned was that when you're buying stuff and then you're having stuff mixed, the people that are mixing it, if you don't get the very best people, you're getting people that mix stuff that don't clean out their vats.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub30:27

      So you might get Winstrol in there or whatever.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:28

      You could get anything in there. We never got s-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub30:29

      That's not shit I want.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:30

      We never got steroids in ours, but probably 'cause with the stuff we're buying is nootropics, which are just, uh, nutrients that enhance brain function. So, the, the people that were selling stuff were selling similar things, vitamins and the like. So, b- but we did get our stuff tainted...... in a sense, with other nutrients that weren't supposed to be in there. So then we had to do some investigation, and then we figured out what the problem was. And we adjusted our methods, and we changed the way w- we changed the people we work with, and we, we did a lot of different things. But if you're buying cheap creatine, that's what c- that's what coke dealers use. Joe, why is he buying cheap creatine?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub31:04

      Are you saying the coke from-

   7. JRJoe Rogan31:05

      Coke. Coke.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub31:06

      ... a shady dude?

   9. JRJoe Rogan31:07

      Yeah, he's buying New Mexico coke.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub31:09

       God, you're-

   11. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       I'm not saying he is.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub31:10

       ... you're, you're a millionaire, dude.

   13. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       He might be. Listen, I've smoked some weed from some fucking shady people-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub31:14

       Preach.

   15. JRJoe Rogan31:15

       ... and I'm a millionaire too.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub31:16

       Preach.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       People bring me some weed. If they're my friend, I'm like, "All right, bro, smoke some weed."

   18. BSBrendan Schaub31:20

       You ain't lying.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:20

       Yeah.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub31:21

       I've ate some sh- weird stuff.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:22

       Yes, yes, yes, yeah.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub31:25

       That's fair.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:26

       Yeah.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub31:26

       I don't know if I'd buy it.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:27

       I don't investigate everything I eat.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub31:29

       No, never.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:30

       Dave Chappelle gave me some edibles the other day. I don't know where the fuck they came from.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub31:33

       That's Dave Chappelle, though. If he's eating it, I'm eating it, bro.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:34

       They were in a bag. They were in a bag.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub31:35

       He probably made it himself.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   The engine's made, based…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      is gorgeous.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub45:01

      The engine's made, based off a Jeep Wrangler?

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      I don't know what it is.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub45:05

      I think it's-

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      I don't know what it is.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub45:06

      Uh, you gotta... There, there it is.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      There's Jamie. (laughs)

   8. NANarrator45:09

      (laughs)

   9. BSBrendan Schaub45:09

      (laughs) That's a dope ride, man.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:10

       Fuck, yeah.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub45:12

       That's really incredible. But I, I hear-

   12. NANarrator45:14

       Now I want one.

   13. BSBrendan Schaub45:15

       I, I mean, they're real expensive, right?

   14. NANarrator45:17

       I says 150, 180 something like that.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub45:19

       Oh. Oh, that's not that bad.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       Not terrible.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub45:21

       I thought it was, like, half a million.

   18. NANarrator45:22

       Me too. I was gonna s-... I thought at least 350. Uh, 500 horsepower, 180,000.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub45:27

       Sufficient. 180, wow.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       Isn't it funny that 500 horsepower used to be insanity?

   21. BSBrendan Schaub45:32

       M- me and my brother were talking about this on the... My brother's a huge car guy. We were talking about this. And m-... I just got my, uh, Ferrari over 800. And, uh-

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       Ugh.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub45:41

       Me and Jay were talking about-

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       Just that phrase, "I just got my Ferrari."

   25. BSBrendan Schaub45:43

       Over 800, so ridiculous.

   26. NANarrator45:45

       Over 800 horsepower.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub45:46

       So ridiculous. Here's the thing. They're, they're gonna come out... Well, the, the TDF, they, and they have a TDF version of mine. They only built 600.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       What's a TDF?

   29. BSBrendan Schaub45:53

       It's the, the s-... Like, the souped-up, uh, version of mine. It's the race version. They only made 600 of them.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       Jesus.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:01:37

   Well, I'll tell you…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      that edited that video, that lied and put words in his mouth is so fucking stupid. You don't think that they're gonna do something about that? You're out of your goddamn mind. When they edited that video to say that whenever I'm talking in public I'm not telling the truth, which is not what he said at all. And then they have it edit and cut right there.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:18

      Well, I'll tell you this right now. Da- Dana's too smart. Let, let's say he would s-... Let's say he thinks that. You think he would say that in a public forum to Cyborg when they're face to face like that and then... You don't think he realized there's cameras around?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

      No.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:32

      He's way too smart for that.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

      Well-

   6. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:33

      So A, that, I'm like, "Well, he's not that dumb." B, that video was... You can tell it's f- so full of shit.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

      Yeah.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:39

      Same thing happened to me with, with... Me and Nate Diaz had our confrontation.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

      Right.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:42

       I didn't say any of that stuff.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       Yeah.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub1:00:43

       Someone made that all up.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:45

       Yeah.Well, what also they did was they're bringing back shit that happened five years ago, like w- and Cyborg was saying she wanted an apology from me. And I don't think it was that she wanted an apology from me, I think it was her boyfriend or someone on the team. I apologized to her, f- me and her, no one around, face to face. And I took a photo with her afterwards, there's a photo of me and her on my Instagram.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub1:01:09

       Would you s- You were just like, "Hey, me and my guys were goofing around, we were drinking on a plane."

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       She started fighting in the UFC, she hadn't fought in the UFC before, and I said, "Hey, I'm sorry about the jokes. I promise no more jokes." And I said, "I am actually a fan of yours, and, uh, I want you to succeed in the UFC, and I wish you the best of luck." I go, "No hard feelings." She goes, "No, those, you know, those jokes kind of hurt my feelings." And I said, "I'm sorry." I go, "I promise, no more jokes." I gave her a hug and we took a picture together. And that was, uh, when was that? 2017.

Episode duration: 1:49:02