Modern WisdomAndrew Schulz - Surviving The Cancellation Apocalypse (4K)
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150 min read · 30,081 words- 0:00 – 1:30
Intro
- ASAndrew Schulz
You can't say, "We're the modern day philosophers, we're the ones putting the truth out there in the world. We're the ones changing the world. We're the ones holding the mirror up to the powerful people," and then on the same level go, "Why are they canceling us for what we say?" You said you're important. You said you're changing the world. Well, if I was someone in power, I'd sure as wanna silence those mother ( censored ) s that are saying the real ( censored ) . If you're that important. Say we're not important at all, and we can say whatever the ( censored ) we want. I have value saying what the ( censored ) I want. So treat me like a clown. I don't give a ( censored ) .
- CWChris Williamson
Andrew Schulz, welcome to the show.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Thank you.
- CWChris Williamson
What's happening, man?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Chillin', man.
- CWChris Williamson
Very good. I just missed you in the UK when you were over there. What'd you make of it?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Uh, uh, I liked it. I actually had a good... Yeah, I had a good time over there. It was cool. We got to, you know, do some cool interviews and, uh, I actually got to hang out in London. I haven't really hung out in London before. I didn't, like, do the whole pub thing.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- ASAndrew Schulz
I like the pub thing.
- CWChris Williamson
Do you not think you have an equivalent over here?
- ASAndrew Schulz
It's different. It's different. Like, pub for pub's sake is not... We need another excuse. Uh, I think that's why we have, like, sports almost every night of the week, so it's like we can go to the bar to watch a sport-
- CWChris Williamson
Not just for a hang.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Like, just going to drink feels wrong here. You know what I mean?
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs) Yeah.
- NANarrator
Dunno, yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Like, I'm going to the bar to drink, like, just that? Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
To meet anybody? Maybe.
- CWChris Williamson
England.
- ASAndrew Schulz
But mostly drink.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Doesn't that feel...
- CWChris Williamson
I dunno man. It's part and parcel of the, the British culture, right? This is one of the problems they have with shutting down of pubs, that they're saying it's disconnecting people from each other.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
And people are becoming more isolated.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
So, you spent a good bit of time
- 1:30 – 10:59
Reflecting on True Geordie’s Cancellation
- CWChris Williamson
with True Geordie, Brian, while you were over there.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Love Brian. Free Brian.
- CWChris Williamson
Well, dude, I want to talk about that-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... because I think-
- ASAndrew Schulz
He's converted to Islam, did you know that?
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
Did you guys... This is breaking news. Brian is actually converting to Islam.
- CWChris Williamson
Pete Davidson is now Jewish.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yep.
- CWChris Williamson
And Brian, True Geordie, has converted to Islam.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Brian is converting to Islam, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
He had to give up the foreskin. Did you know that?
- CWChris Williamson
No.
- ASAndrew Schulz
He's getting circumcised-
- CWChris Williamson
That's a heavy price to pay. I imagine he's got a massive foreskin.
- ASAndrew Schulz
I don't know how heavy, but you know what I mean? Like-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Brian, do you think Brian's got a big, big unit?
- CWChris Williamson
Big foreskin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no-
- ASAndrew Schulz
It's all foreskin. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah, it's just 90% foreskin. It's like a sock. It's like a sock with a tennis ball in it.
- ASAndrew Schulz
(laughs) Shout out to Brian, man.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah, so I, I thought it was very interesting, 'cause you guys do these sort of intros to the beginning of your pods where it's like a, a, a ran... like a bit-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... for maybe a minute or two minutes. And you guys have said some ( censored ) during those that I, I can't believe gets put on the internet. What was interesting about watching Brian is, he said something that could have been a bit taken straight out of one of your intros.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Right? And he got smashed for it. Gymshark dropped him, Pokestars dropped him-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- 10:59 – 18:56
Elon Musk: Hero or Villain?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Like, one day I'm gonna release the t-
- CWChris Williamson
The tweet and delete?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Oh, man. One day ... I don't even delete it. I don't even let it out there. I just type it in so I know the thought is there, and then that shit goes right to the drafts. If somebody hacks my Twitter, it's over for your boy.
- CWChris Williamson
One, one day someone at Twitter's gonna press the wrong button-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Ooh.
- CWChris Williamson
... and un- unleash all of your drafts.
- ASAndrew Schulz
I gotta be on, on Elon's good side. I gotta stop talking shit about Elon, bro, 'cause, 'cause he could release all my drafts.
- CWChris Williamson
What do you think, Elon, hero or villain? The internet's pretty split halfway at the moment.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Just the idea that, like, he could figure out spaceships and not Twitter. Like, Twitter isn't, like, a hard thing. Like, have you ever met someone in tech? Like, they're not the best, like, socializing human beings. Do you know what I mean? Like, i- i- the fact that they could figure out socializing. Like, have you seen them talk to each other? Like, Zuckerberg has to, like, be reminded to blink, right?
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
Like, his eyes dry out. He's, "Oh, I like MMA, I like surfing." Blink. Okay, there you go. Right? It's like, so E- (laughs) So it's like there's, there's ... These aren't the people that are good at socializing, and they figured out apps around socializing. Elon can figure out how to just write something and post it. It's not that difficult. So if ... I have no question he's gonna figure it out. It's gonna be better. They'll have a billion users. They'll find out a way to monetize it. It'll be easy.
- CWChris Williamson
But is he doing it for the right reasons, in your opinion?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
'Cause that's the question, right? I-
- ASAndrew Schulz
I don't know, but in my opinion, yeah. I-
- CWChris Williamson
I think ... I, I, I would agree. Like it seems-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Well, what's the right reasons? I have, I might have a different right reason than you.
- CWChris Williamson
For me it would be to open up-
- ASAndrew Schulz
'Cause he cares about free speech?
- CWChris Williamson
It would be to open up communication online, yes. That's my opinion.
- ASAndrew Schulz
I think that's part of it. But I think that there's other parts.
- CWChris Williamson
What other parts?
- ASAndrew Schulz
I think if you're a billionaire you need an, some sort of, like, news apparatus to protect yourself. Like, there's a reason why Microsoft, Bill Gates got MSNBC. The MS is Microsoft NBC, right? Amazon got The Washington Post. It's like, once you get enough money where people should kill you because you have that much money, you need a newspaper or something to be like, "Yo, don't kill that guy."
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what all the articles are. It's like, you know, "Amazon gives $100 million to this." And it's just like, "Yo, don't kill me."
- CWChris Williamson
Is there not a difference between something that's editorial and something that's just a platform, though? Like, Bezos can influence what goes out on The Washington Post a lot more easily than Elon can tell people what to tweet.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah, but Elon can also tweet whatever the fuck he wants. And he can also-
- CWChris Williamson
Never get removed.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Not, not only can it never get removed, but he can also remove shit that's said about him that's fake. Right? He could be like, "That's fake news."
- CWChris Williamson
Mm.
- 18:56 – 28:05
Andrew’s Thoughts on The Manosphere
- CWChris Williamson
The manosphere, give me your thoughts on the manosphere.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah, what about the ma- manosphere's always existed, it just got less funny. That's my issue with it. Like, be funny. Be funny about whatever it is. Like, like my, my favorite comedian, the greatest comedian of all time, uh, hands down is Patrice O'Neal. Like Patrice O'Neal is early manosphere. Like I don't know if you watch any of his stuff. Like I'm early manosphere. Like my stuff, I've got jokes that are like perfectly aligned with manosphere shit, but they're jokes, it's funny. What was so great about Tate was he was funny. Like Mark was telling us this one thing, I didn't even see this one, he's like, "I'll never let a girl drive my car." He goes, uh, they're like, "Why?" He goes, "Have you ever, uh, thrown something at your girl and she caught it?" (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
Like, like (laughs) like that's just a hilarious ... That joke could go on stage. Like you could take ... He's got lines you could g- take and go on stage and that's why it was so effective. It's like it, it, it tapped into almost like Borscht Belt comedy. Remember? Have you heard of like the Borscht Belt?
- CWChris Williamson
No, what's that?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Like old back in the day comed- like the, "Take my wife please," these one-liners, right?
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- ASAndrew Schulz
These one-liners were all incredibly offensive, but they tap into feelings that we have. And our feelings are not the things we execute. You get cut off, you wanna be like, "I wanna fucking kill that person," but you don't really kill them. It's a momentary feeling. So you have frustration with your wife, the, "Take my wife please," everybody in the audience, every husband who's dealt with their wife bitching about something, you know, in, they're the, "Oh, I, I relate to that moment. I relate to that feeling." 'Cause comedy's about feeling, it's not about truth. It's not about what should be true, it's about a feeling that is real that you've had. So I think what happens with these jokes is they tap into moments of what it is like to be a guy in this day and age, and then not funny people got into it and ruined it, like everything, and then started taking every single line seriously. And then when you start take every single line seriously, you just seem like you're ... hate women, you're angry at women, you're bitter, and that's not ... I don't think anybody really at the end of the day wants to resonate with that.
- CWChris Williamson
The fundamental way that it's positioned is that men and women are enemies or adversaries at the very least.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah, like they're trying to extract something from you.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- ASAndrew Schulz
It's kinda dangerous to think about like that.
- CWChris Williamson
I don't know. It, it doesn't seem like a particularly healthy way to create a foundation to build stuff up from that. And the problem is that I also understand, right? Like I was a guy in my 20s who didn't understand the world and himself and fucking everything.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
So you go to the internet. It was just fortunate for me that I landed on like Jordan Peterson and Sam Harris and whatever-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... as opposed to some other channel.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Because you're looking for answers and this person comes across. Here's another dynamic that I always notice. Certainty with the way that people speak.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Maybe this is just like in-built fucking unconfidence in knowing things.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
But for me, I've always got like caveats and a little bit of just, "I'm not so sure, but I feel like this is the right way."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
When people come out of somewhere and say, "This is the way that things are, here's a meme or a cool word or like a, a, a brand that makes it seem like a fucking legitimate academic topic."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
"This is a thing and this is the way that it is."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
It seduces people. It's one of the reasons that so many political commentators online, like Ben Shapiro is a perfect example of this.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- 28:05 – 39:22
Schulz Reviews Marriage
- CWChris Williamson
Well, you're a guy who's completed that now, you know, as a rehabilitated ex-party boy who's now-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Bro, being married is the best.
- CWChris Williamson
Why?
- ASAndrew Schulz
No, it's horrible. I'm gonna be honest with you. No, I'm just kidding. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
No. No. No, no, it's great. It is the best. But the thing is that we don't share it's the best because that's not fun. I was talking about this with the guys on Flagrant but it's like you don't share good parts of your fucking relationships with your boys. There's nothing fun about that. You don't cli- call my boys up today and be like, "Oh man, I had a, I had a, a great chat at brunch with my wife and we really understood each other and felt safe and loved and vulnerable." Like my friends don't want to hear that fucking shit, right? They want to hear the annoying thing that my wife did to me that made me look like a fucking idiot, then we all laugh at me. Or we laugh at my wife, whatever it is. That's just way more entertaining, so there's things we share. But just to not be involved, I think, in the rat race is great. At my age, I'm 39, that's another thing. I had a great time partying, I'm glad I got it all out of my system, I don't have the FOMO that a lot of guys do. A lot of guys get hitched young and then they have to deal with their whole life, what would it be like to-
- CWChris Williamson
Correct.
- ASAndrew Schulz
... have a threesome or something like that? What would it be like to go to Miami and see if you could get laid?
- CWChris Williamson
Got to take them boxers off, man.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Exactly. And I'm glad I did that. There's, at this point, there's nothing that I'm like, "I wish that I did that before I got married." So I just get to focus on developing this relationship.
- CWChris Williamson
One of my boys was big into pick up art history about 10 years ago.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
And I remember him speaking to me and he was saying, was like, "Dude, you're really fucking, like, committed to this pick up shit. Like you really, really are." Like where's it coming from?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
He says, "Yeah, my future wife better be thankful for this." I'm like, "You're gonna have to explain why your future wife should be thankful that you're running-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... through half of this city-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... at the age of 23."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Got it out of the system.
- CWChris Williamson
And he said, "I don't want to walk down the street with my wife and my two kids and my dog and look at a Brazilian chick and think, 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a Brazilian chick.'"
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
"I want to have closed every different loop, every different desire-"
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
"... all the different quirks, even the monkeypox. I want to have got it all."
- ASAndrew Schulz
(laughs) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
And that was what he wanted. And I do think that there's an element-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Did he do it? Did he live up to it?
- CWChris Williamson
I have no idea. Maybe monkeypoxed-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- 39:22 – 47:59
Will Jake Paul Vs Andrew Tate Happen?
- CWChris Williamson
fine.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Speaking of Tate.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Tate versus Jake Paul.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
What do you think happens?
- ASAndrew Schulz
I don't know, are they actually gonna fight?
- CWChris Williamson
They had a face off. I think if they don't, it is ... Even for somebody that has as many resources as both of those guys do, they're dropping the bag big time if they don't do it, surely. I mean, there's gotta be ... Name me a bigger fight that could happen that would draw more normal public attention than Jake Paul fighting Andrew Tate.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Bigger fight. Uh, Jake Paul versus Canelo Alvarez.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- ASAndrew Schulz
That would be bigger.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- ASAndrew Schulz
I think in order for the fight to be big, Jake needs to be the heel.
- CWChris Williamson
That's the fucking interesting question.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
That's the interesting question.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
What sort of fucking world have we got ourselves into-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... where Jake Paul's the hero-
- ASAndrew Schulz
He's the face.
- CWChris Williamson
... in a fucking facedown? (laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Like, only, only if you find, like, a guy from the, the depths of, like, the fucking ninth circle-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... and drag him out, and here's Andrew Tate-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... as the fucking bad guy.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- 47:59 – 57:29
Why You Don’t Have Sex with Your Siblings
- CWChris Williamson
Do you know why people don't fuck their sisters?
- ASAndrew Schulz
(sighs) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Why?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Um, (sighs) it's just too much fun.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
Just ... (laughs) You know? It's like it fits.
- CWChris Williamson
Ugly, ugly sisters?
- ASAndrew Schulz
It fits perfect, you know. It's like it's Lego, you know what I mean?
- CWChris Williamson
So I learned about this. I gotta fucking-
- ASAndrew Schulz
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
I gotta tell you, I gotta fucking-
- ASAndrew Schulz
No, I don't know. I don't know.
- CWChris Williamson
I gotta tell you about this shit. So I learned this shit, I gotta tell you about it, right?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
So there's something called the Westermarck effect, right?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Okay.
- CWChris Williamson
(clicks tongue) What it seems like happens, um, let's say that me and you are brother and sister.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
I can't tell that you're my genetic relative, right? There's no, um, like fucking little code on your face.
- ASAndrew Schulz
No smell or anything?
- CWChris Williamson
There's ... Uh, you would be able to notice, uh, an affinity, but you wouldn't necessarily ... You're not disgusted, sexually disgusted because of that. The reason is because of this thing called the Westermarck effect.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Okay.
- CWChris Williamson
So what happens is infants that are raised together for a good amount of time throughout their infancy, usually between the age of like one to two until, uh, like puberty age-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
What they do is they look at their parents and the family around them and they see who is mom giving attention to? Who am I being raised with? Who's she breastfeeding? If you're the older sibling, you look at, um, w-... did that baby, like, come out of mum and around the time of labor, was she holding this baby that then became my brother or sister. And that's called the Westmark window, right?
- ASAndrew Schulz
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
So you have this period of time, and what you get is this sexual disgust imprinting. So that's why you don't have sex. Not because of some inbuilt fucking innate, "I know that you're my brother or sister." It's because of this window.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
Now the interesting thing happens when brother and sister are split apart at birth.
- ASAndrew Schulz
They'll fuck?
- 57:29 – 1:03:07
Culture of Circumcision in America
- ASAndrew Schulz
- CWChris Williamson
I was in the car with a friend-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... a couple of weeks ago and his girlfriend was sat next to me. We were talking about-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... this exact thing.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
And she went, "Uh, honey." Uh, close your ears for a second.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
"I have seen a lot of dick in my life."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
"I have never seen one that's got a foreskin." And I was like, "Wow."
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
If you're in the UK, you would've struggled to see one that-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... didn't have a foreskin.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
In fact, if you're Brian, you have too much.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Like, you've got way more than you need.
- ASAndrew Schulz
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Fucking 90% foreskin.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah. (laughs) He could use it as a burka. Like-
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs) Pull the back up and over the head.
- ASAndrew Schulz
But he's gonna do, he's gonna do, he's gonna, when he becomes Muslim, he's gonna get circumcised, and then-
- CWChris Williamson
Step into it like a sleeping bag?
- ASAndrew Schulz
That's what ... (laughs) That's for his new bride, bro.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- ASAndrew Schulz
That's for his new bride. Oh, Brian. But, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a, it's, no, it's a fascinating term that just, yeah, getting ... Yeah, it's such a weird thing.
- CWChris Williamson
Why is it that so many Americans-
- 1:03:07 – 1:11:20
Should Short Women be Allowed to Date Tall Men?
- CWChris Williamson
here's another one.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
So one of my friends, his wife's sister is six foot two without heels, very tall.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Wife's sister-
- CWChris Williamson
Wife's sister is very, very-
- ASAndrew Schulz
Okay. So True Geordie's sister is six two without heels.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs) No, no.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Okay, go on. Go on.
- CWChris Williamson
Uh, she was walking through a supermarket and she was, uh, lamenting the fact that she can't find a partner that is taller than her. Like women on average want to date someone at least that's not shorter.
- ASAndrew Schulz
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Right? And, uh, she's struggling and they're walking around the supermarket and they see this guy who's like six foot seven of the far side, apparently really good-looking dude. And, uh, she sees him on the edge of the aisle and she's like, "Oh, wow." Sort of nudges the sister and says like, "I might go, go and speak to him." And then they see him push the trolley along as they follow him around the aisle like stalkers. And they see him go up to a five foot three girl-
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