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Bathroom hygiene debate & show kickoff banter
- JWJonny Watson
You go into a toilet, go to the toilet, wash your hands, and then open the door.
- CWChris Williamson
I mean, there's an argument that you should be protecting your penis from your hands.
- JWJonny Watson
Y- though, that, that's what I mean. That's what I mean.
- YSYusef Smith
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
So ...
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
So I think the way that offices should be managed is in the Pomodoro, the rhythm. So the, the, the five breaks and then a 15, five breaks, then lunch. So ev- everyone should just, at the start of the day, set out, like, these are the tasks I'm gonna do. Once I've done them, I can go home.
- CWChris Williamson
Tasks.
- JWJonny Watson
You should be punished if you, if you are either under-providing tasks or not completing the tasks you've set, and rewarded if you're more productive than other people. 'Cause otherwise, like, what is anybody doing?
- CWChris Williamson
Philips Sunrise Lamp, it's got a very, very low light way of displaying the time at night. And I know this sounds so pernickety, but you don't realize just how much light, like, a normal LCD clock will actually give off.
- JWJonny Watson
Oh, so much.
- CWChris Williamson
Like, if it's a fucking red one, and you're like, it's, this is brighter than it is during the day. Like, if it's all red, you feel like you're in a Tom Clancy movie. (laughs) You know, someone's gonna, like, Rainbow Six your door in.
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Like, come in with a fucking laser gun. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. It is Life Hacks 107 with Jonathan Watson and Yusuf from propeamfitness.com.
- JWJonny Watson
You never say, "Boys and girls." You always just say, "Ladies and gentlemen."
- CWChris Williamson
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
- JWJonny Watson
It's 18 plus only. Must be 18 plus to follow.
- CWChris Williamson
Fair enough, fair. Fine.
- JWJonny Watson
This is an adult program for adult people.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
Uh, so Life Hacks. It's been ages since we've done a Life Hack.
- CWChris Williamson
It has. Nice.
- JWJonny Watson
Welcome back.
- CWChris Williamson
It's been, like, this is the first one of 2019 as well.
- JWJonny Watson
I spoke to someone today on the phone who was, who said they loved Life Hacks, and I s- told them we're recording the next one today.
- CWChris Williamson
Exciting.
- JWJonny Watson
And he was like, "I cannot wait." It's g-
- 1:40 – 3:41
Sponsor + listener challenge: submit hacks to win Protein Works products
- CWChris Williamson
It's consistently the best performing in terms of ... I, I think it's just so actionable. Anyway, um, first things first, today's episode is brought to you by TheProteinWorks. If you have a life hack that you want us to try, pop it in the comments below on YouTube. If you are just listening, head to the YouTube channel, search "Modern Wisdom Podcast Life Hacks 107" and put your favorite life hack in the comments below. The best life hack we will trial before the next Life Hacks and do a review on it, and we're going to pick £150 worth of ProteinWorks products that we'll send to you for free. Thank you very much to TheProteinWorks for sponsoring this episode, and I really hope that the best one that gets chosen isn't something weird that we have to do. (laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
But it might be.
- CWChris Williamson
I think you, y- y- you, they should be allowed to say specifically something they want Yusuf to do.
- JWJonny Watson
Okay. If you would like-
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
Okay, we can, we can have that as a, as a little stipulation as well.
- CWChris Williamson
Like, it can either be an all-
- JWJonny Watson
Yep.
- CWChris Williamson
... to all, or to Yusuf.
- JWJonny Watson
Fine.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
But-
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
... pop your life hacks in the comments below.
- CWChris Williamson
We're exciting online bullying here. (laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
And if, and if anyone picks anything terrible and we do it and it wins, you're getting £150 worth of unflavored hydrolyzed whey.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
'Cause the only criteria is we pick the supplements-
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah, that's it. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
So be careful-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
... what you're picking.
- CWChris Williamson
Pick something good for us. But yes, pop your favorite life hack in the comments below. Like I say, if you're listening, there is a link to the YouTube channel in the show notes. Head there, give us a comment, and yeah, we'll, we'll pick someone. I should say, by the way, hydrolyzed whey, although it's, it's a very rapidly absorbed protein, hydrolysis is digestion. And so it tastes of vomit, and when I say, oh, it ta- and it's not like, "Oh, mate, it tastes of vomit, it's horrible." It actually tastes of vomit, because-
- JWJonny Watson
It is what vomit tastes like.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah. Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
It's the same flavor.
- CWChris Williamson
Fine. Right, who is going to go first? Do you want me to hot potato you, Johnny, or ...
- JWJonny Watson
We always do.
- 3:41 – 12:36
Life hack: get a dog (happiness, routine, and the real downsides)
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs) "Who are you?"
- JWJonny Watson
He got, he got the guy on the podcast. So, uh, my first life hack is get a dog.
- CWChris Williamson
Nice.
- JWJonny Watson
So, I mean, the thing is, to, to me and my social circle, it's like a, not many people I know have dogs. There'll be people listening to this who've, like, had a dog for five years.
- CWChris Williamson
You're fucking on about me.
- JWJonny Watson
"Fuck you, mate." Like, "I, I got a dog first." Like, "Don't-"
- CWChris Williamson
Hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
"... don't be, don't be trying to get one over on me with your dog."
- CWChris Williamson
But you, you are the, the first in, in this circle of, of-
- JWJonny Watson
Of getting a dog. Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah. You're in there.
- JWJonny Watson
So I, it does just up-level the amount of time you smile and laugh.
- CWChris Williamson
That's great.
- JWJonny Watson
Which I think is worth ... I mean, they're expensive.
- CWChris Williamson
I've seen enumerable benefits for you in having Dexter.
- JWJonny Watson
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
Um, I've seen a few downsides as well.
- JWJonny Watson
There are definitely downsides, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
This week. Um ...
- JWJonny Watson
So this week he's been unwell, which has meant I've had, I've had to sleep on the sofa, which has been-
- CWChris Williamson
Why?
- JWJonny Watson
Because he was waking up to shit two, three times in the night.
- CWChris Williamson
Okay.
- JWJonny Watson
So it's, it's-
- CWChris Williamson
And being sick.
- JWJonny Watson
And being sick, so it's more convenient to-
- CWChris Williamson
Just be there.
- JWJonny Watson
Literally, yeah. So I'm just like, I was just, limit my downside.
- CWChris Williamson
This is a, it's a really big commitment. It must be ... It's like the tester for, um, having a kid.
- JWJonny Watson
Exa- so, exactly.
- 12:36 – 14:33
BorrowMyDoggy as a low-commitment alternative + responsible ownership
- JWJonny Watson
So, just on the back of that as well. Uh, if you don't want to commit to a dog or if you can't afford the, the long-term cost of a dog, borrowmydoggy.com. Excellent website where-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
... I think it's £12 a year. And you just, you basically select dogs within your... It's like Tinder for dogs, I suppose. Exce- so-
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
... like, you, you look at dogs within your range. Within your, like, your locality radio.
- CWChris Williamson
You choose the gender.
- JWJonny Watson
Choose a gender.
- CWChris Williamson
You choose the age. Can you?
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Choose a breed?
- JWJonny Watson
Choose a type of dog. People have little dog profile photos, and you just borrow someone's dog if they're going away or if they're, if-
- CWChris Williamson
Has anyone uploaded a photo of a dog with the dog filter from Snapchat on it? Because-
- JWJonny Watson
Oh, right.
- CWChris Williamson
... I would choose that dog.
- JWJonny Watson
Definitely.
- CWChris Williamson
Dog, dog squared.
- JWJonny Watson
Dog, that one's my character.
- CWChris Williamson
That dog's gonna have a good time, isn't it? Look at him. Is that where we got the, uh, whippet that had psychomotor retardation from?
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs) That, that was a friend.
- CWChris Williamson
Oh, that is weird.
- JWJonny Watson
But I have borrowed other dogs from BorrowMyDoggy and they were much better.
- CWChris Williamson
Oh, okay.
- JWJonny Watson
They didn't have the psychomotor retardation. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
I do think, though, that getting a, getting a dog when your life is... Like, if you're out the house a lot.
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah, exactly. So, that's-
- CWChris Williamson
So, this is the reason I... Like, I, I've grown up with dogs and I'm sure, like, a lot of people, especially young people that are listening, will think, like, "Fuck, I've, I've grew up with dogs, I love dogs to bits."
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
And it like, it makes me physic- like, emotionally, uh, writhe when I see dogs. I just want to be around them.
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
But because I have so much respect for them, and I know based on my mum and dad's treatment of our dogs what level of activity and care dogs should have-
- 14:33 – 17:34
Safety hack: film road-rage/altercations to instantly diffuse conflict
- JWJonny Watson
So, my life hack. I've got mine divided into physical and digital. So, uh, my first physical life hack is f- this was a, a suggestion, actually, from a guy called Dan. Dan, this was fantastic, you've given me three. Is if you have a accident in the car or an altercation or a road rage situation. So, like, someone starts getting out of the car and coming towards you... (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Get your phone out and film them.
- YSYusef Smith
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
Instantly diffuses the situation of, because what, what that does is shows a mirror to them. They're knocking at your window trying to, like, aggravate you and they're like, "Hang on."
- CWChris Williamson
Someone's saying, "I'm gonna be in a meme here."
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah. They just see themself and they're like, "Oh, man." What was that, um, the guy who was he... "You're..." The, the, like, BBC man who, he was a presenter.
- CWChris Williamson
Oh, yeah, and he got out the car and goes really angry.
- YSYusef Smith
Was it not the cyclist?
- JWJonny Watson
"You're, you're going to jail. And y- and I'll tell you what. You are too." Uh, oh, what was he saying? I can't even-
- CWChris Williamson
I don't know who you mean. He's like a David Attenborough type guy.
- JWJonny Watson
Oh.
- YSYusef Smith
Oh, it's-
- CWChris Williamson
He got... He, like, lost his shit on a motorway.
- JWJonny Watson
Uh, I've seen the one where, um, the, there's a cyclist coming along and the guy's in the car and he's being super, super angry and very, very threatening. Then gets out of the car and the cyclist starts cycling away.
- CWChris Williamson
Oh, that's-
- JWJonny Watson
And the guy runs along, tries to kick him. That's poetry, that video, right?
- CWChris Williamson
(inhales) You sh-
- JWJonny Watson
Video guy Dean will put the slow mo over this.
- CWChris Williamson
Didn't... You showed me, uh, was it Vice? Or someone, like-
- JWJonny Watson
He did. He did a full, like-
- CWChris Williamson
... di- dissected the video-
- JWJonny Watson
It's incredible.
- CWChris Williamson
... like frame by frame.
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs) He, so th- there's a bit in it-
- CWChris Williamson
Brilliant.
- JWJonny Watson
... where he's like, he's talking to him and he's like, "Are you a tank? No. Are you a car? No. You're a cyclist, so get off the f- what side of the road... Do you pay road tax? No." And then he's like-
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- YSYusef Smith
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
And then I saw the most beautiful phrase in the English language that I've ever witnessed. It blasts well past Cellar Door-
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- 17:34 – 23:26
Kitchen efficiency hacks: scissors for food prep + egg-yolk bottle trick
- CWChris Williamson
So, my first one is using scissors in the kitchen for everything you use a knife for.
- JWJonny Watson
Oh.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah. Great life hack.
- YSYusef Smith
Yep. Okay.
- CWChris Williamson
So, the-
- JWJonny Watson
Cheese.
- CWChris Williamson
... straight, straight off the bat, like, if you are still cutting chicken with a knife, like, give up.
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Like, buy a fairly okay pair of kitchen scissors. Need to be quite sharp. And you'll just, you never need to use ch- 'Cause chicken is out, chicken is on your hands, both hands usually. You're holding it, might chop your finger, then you've got, like, salmonella in your, in your wound, and-
- YSYusef Smith
Nothing worse.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah, salmonella wound. Whereas you can have single hand over the...... um, pot, chopping away, chopping your chicken into little dicey strips or whatever it is. The same goes for vegetables. The same goes for pizza. Like-
- JWJonny Watson
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... pizza with a pair of scissors. Like, just fu- e-
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
People are tr-
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
... do you know like when the astronauts went to space and they were like, "There's no gravity in space. We need to come up with a pen that'll write upside down." It's like, it's a pencil. Like, yes, mate, fucking go back to-
- JWJonny Watson
Or the A- the Americans invested the money in the, like, the space pen, and the Russians just used the pencil.
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
(laughs)
Just to see in X-ray vision through all the-
You used to be able to buy the space pen. It was like, you can use it under water and upside down.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah, who has-
- JWJonny Watson
They're just like, "We use pencil." (laughs)
I can't ... I mean, it's amazing that that's, that that sold so well. I guess people just want a cool pen.
- CWChris Williamson
It's a novelty, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I remember, like, JML or QVC or someone being like, "It can write on walls and it writes upside down."
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs) Yeah.
- 23:26 – 28:29
Meal-kit services (Gousto/HelloFresh): cooking skills without shopping friction
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs) Um, Gusto or HelloFresh.
- CWChris Williamson
Okay.
- JWJonny Watson
Mm-hmm.
That's it.
- CWChris Williamson
Sure?
- JWJonny Watson
Drove past a man carrying a Gusto box on the way here. And you said-
- CWChris Williamson
Are they both the same? They're like Blue Apron in America only no-
- JWJonny Watson
They're pretty, pretty similar, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
Right.
- JWJonny Watson
So that I, I would say Gusto is better based on having tried both.
- CWChris Williamson
How do you spell that?
- JWJonny Watson
G-O-U-S-T-O.
- CWChris Williamson
Cool.
- JWJonny Watson
So my diet, probably the same for both of you, extremely bland. I know your, you're both doing the slow cooker shit, aren't you? So it's maybe a bit better than mine. But extremely bland, eat the same things every day.... when Beca and I eat together, it's the same shit every time.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
So this, but, and we both have, like, the, I'd quite like to learn to cook, I'd quite like to do a bit more cooking, but, and you can buy a recipe book, but, like, the, the barrier of, like, you open it, you're like, "One clove of garlic, one bit of ginger," and you're like, "Fuck off, like, uh, who just has, like, ginger in the house?" Maybe you do, I don't, so.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
Who has, like, exactly the right amount of (air whooshing) that he does?
So I've- so I've-
Curry powder or-
Yeah. I- I've got a big bag of blocks of frozen ginger and frozen garlic that I just chuck on in the slow cooker-
Okay.
... when it, which is lovely, that. That's a very-
Okay.
'Cause he, Tesco do, like, a sachet with, like, crushed garlic, but it's-
Really expensive.
... it's tiny and it's very expensive.
Mm-hmm.
- 28:29 – 38:59
Dental floss in the shower: inflammation, consistency, and technique
- JWJonny Watson
... keep dental floss in the shower, you know, where, where you, where you have all the stuff to hang the shower gels.
- CWChris Williamson
Okay.
- JWJonny Watson
Because flossing is one of those things that you just never get around to doing.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm. Okay.
- JWJonny Watson
Whereas you're not doing anything in the shower. You're just standing there getting wet and warm. So pull out a dental floss, and also it means when you spit out all the blood and stuff, it just goes into the shower.
In the shower.
Drains away. So we spoke to Dean Saint-Mark recently, that said that the largest source of systemic inflammation in the body is from your gums. And because most people are terrible at flossing, there's a huge low hanging fruit with flossing, and that brings down your CRP, which is the inflammatory marker produced by your liver. And that, bringing that down correlates with better body composition, better mood, lower stress, all those things.
(laughs) Shit.
- CWChris Williamson
So-
- JWJonny Watson
Yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
So ... Fuck me.
- JWJonny Watson
So they know it's just- So this happened with me saying to him, 'cause he was like, "Depression has got ..." I, did I just talk over you there?
No.
No. No. (laughs) I'm sorry. I just started, I just had this thought, I was like, started speaking, I was like, "Oh shit, did I just completely cut someone off?" (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Lost it.
- JWJonny Watson
Um, so I said, he was like, "You, people have a ..." I might get this wrong, "genetic predisposition to depression." Yeah?
(laughs)
And, uh, (laughs) and I said, like, "If you have that, what can you do?" And he said, "Well, you manage your inflammation."
- CWChris Williamson
(laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
And I was like, "Fine, how do you manage your inflammation?" He said, "Well," (laughs) he said, "Well, flossing."
Floss your teeth.
I'm like, "Fucking hell. So you're telling me, mate, that if I just floss my teeth, I'm less-"
Your teeth-
- CWChris Williamson
My depression's gone away.
- JWJonny Watson
... your teeth (laughs) -
(laughs)
... I'm less likely to get depression, you're saying? Hey?
- YSYusef Smith
Hope he's not watching. (laughs) I'm terrible with this stuff. Um, but yeah, so floss your teeth.
- CWChris Williamson
Okay.
- YSYusef Smith
Using the Scone method.
- 38:59 – 47:43
Focus and prioritization: ‘3 things per day, 1 per week’ + Eisenhower Matrix + apps
- JWJonny Watson
Three things per day, one thing per week.
- CWChris Williamson
Give away.
- JWJonny Watson
No. Do, complete.
And, and the three things per day are mini things?
Yeah. So, uh, book called Essentialism. Book called The One Thing. Basically all attack the same thing, which is that, um, lack of focus, procrastination, being ineffective, et cetera, come from just trying to do too many things and being diffusely focused. So each week pick a thing, like a project that you're gonna move forward or complete. And then at the start of each day, look at your to-do list and pick three things and do those three things every single day. And it sounds insanely simple. Really difficult to do.
- CWChris Williamson
Give me an example of three things.
- JWJonny Watson
So they'd all be, like, work related for me.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
So it might be send two marketing emails. Um, finish off a certain piece of automation or software, write a piece of content. So it's not stuff that would be, um, it's not stuff that like you are doing all the time, recurring. It's not low level tasks.
- CWChris Williamson
Mm-hmm.
- JWJonny Watson
It's stuff that if you didn't make time to do it, would, probably wouldn't get done.
- CWChris Williamson
Do you think that-
- JWJonny Watson
Been working very well for you as well.
- CWChris Williamson
Do you think that this-
- JWJonny Watson
I think so.
- CWChris Williamson
... this works particularly well in a job where you have, um, like consistent categories of tasks that come up? For instance, if you are someone that works in, uh, customer service or something like me, which is very responsive.
- JWJonny Watson
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
If the majority of your job is conflict management or, uh-
- JWJonny Watson
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
... problem solving.
- JWJonny Watson
So maybe not in that instance, yeah.
- CWChris Williamson
I'm just trying to thi- I'm trying to think about how-
- JWJonny Watson
So it's for, it's for stuff ... So something that Yousef spoke on is the Eisenhower matrix.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
So anything that's in urgent, not urgent but important. So stuff that like, stuff that we procrastinate on, essentially.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah. Got you, got you, got you, got you.
- JWJonny Watson
Um, if you make time for things like that, then it helps.
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- JWJonny Watson
But like, if, if all of your job is just in the urgent and important category and everything has to be done now-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah.
- 47:43 – 1:04:37
Deep dive: Pomodoro technique, office design, and outcome-based work culture
- CWChris Williamson
Oh my God. Uh, right, okay. So, I don't think that we've actually properly done Pomodoros and how big of a, a change it's been for me.
- JWJonny Watson
Have we not?
- CWChris Williamson
No, not, not properly. I was going to do an entire one on, on like productivity and stuff like that.
- JWJonny Watson
I'm realizing we're making so many references to things, like p- saying "Pomodoro." If you haven't heard of a Pomodoro, you'll be like, "Ooh."
Yeah, what's that? Yeah.
It's a tomato.
- CWChris Williamson
So, tomato.
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
Italian, Italian tomato.
Tomato.
- CWChris Williamson
Was it a normal ...
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Uh, so, um-
- JWJonny Watson
Can't wait. (laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
... Pomodo- (laughs)
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Pomodoros. Pomodoros are, for me, have been probably the single biggest shift in work.... and how I schedule my time when I'm at work doing some form of work that I've ever had. Um, like, that's, uh, it's the same as (sighs) I just, I, so I was thinking about this yesterday, I don't know why. I can't understand how other people construct their working day without doing it.
- YSYusef Smith
Mm-hmm.
- CWChris Williamson
This is how big of a, a frame shift using the minute. I'm gonna guess that it's similar for you guys now as well, like, that if you weren't doing this-
- JWJonny Watson
It's such a, such a great metric. It's like as soon y- when you do something and you're like, "How do people live without this?" That's like-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah. Automatic, automatic cars.
- JWJonny Watson
... automatic cars. (laughs) It's literally, yeah, it's-
- CWChris Williamson
Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? What, like-
- JWJonny Watson
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
... you, you put your foot to the floor and you move your hand to choose the gear. What, like, like a fucking Neanderthal? (laughs)
- YSYusef Smith
(laughs)
- CWChris Williamson
Like-
- YSYusef Smith
I used to think that-
- CWChris Williamson
Oh, my God. Churn your own butter as well.
- YSYusef Smith
Oh, god. So porn that smalls the extension of that was like, 'cause people say, "Oh, no, no, you know, I, like, change my gears." It's like, well, where does that stop? Like, well, I'm gonna get out and push the car or I'm gonna get out-
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