Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway Play The Newlywed Game | Pivot

1. KSKara Swisher0:00

   Hi, everyone. It's Valentine's Day, and Scott and I have a little treat for our Pivot fans. Do you know what's happening, Scott?

2. SGScott Galloway0:06

   I don't know what's going on here. [laughing]

3. KSKara Swisher0:07

   We're playing The Newlywed Game! [game show music] That's right, our producers have put together-

4. SGScott Galloway0:15

   [laughing]

5. KSKara Swisher0:15

   -some questions for us, and we'll see how well we know. We have a special guest ask us questions. It's, uh, Fresca von Cameltoe-

6. GHGeorge Hahn0:22

   [laughing]

7. SGScott Galloway0:22

   [laughing]

8. KSKara Swisher0:22

   -also known as George Hahn.

9. GHGeorge Hahn0:25

   It's Bob Eubanks to you, pal.

10. SGScott Galloway0:27

    In the butt. In the butt.

11. GHGeorge Hahn0:29

    Of course, that's where you go. All right, well, we're gonna do some... I'm, I'm step- I've always wanted to be Bob Eubanks. I always thought he was low-key '70s game show hot anyway, so this is fun.

12. SGScott Galloway0:40

    Fucking guy.

13. KSKara Swisher0:41

    In other words, you'd fuck him. Go ahead.

14. GHGeorge Hahn0:42

    Totally. All right, I'm gonna start with Scott here.

15. SGScott Galloway0:47

    Okay.

16. GHGeorge Hahn0:47

    The first question for you: How many times has Kara been arrested?

17. SGScott Galloway0:53

    Oh, that's easy, twice. [bell dings]

18. GHGeorge Hahn0:54

    Yeah.

19. KSKara Swisher0:54

    That's correct. [laughing] That is correct.

20. SGScott Galloway0:56

    Yeah, but, um, uh, but just so you know, from- I don't want anyone to think I don't take Valentine's Day seriously with Kara. Last week, I bought her a, a belt and a bag, and now her vacuum works perfectly.

21. GHGeorge Hahn1:07

    [laughing]

22. KSKara Swisher1:07

    [laughing]

23. SGScott Galloway1:07

    A little dad joke, a little dad humor.

24. KSKara Swisher1:12

    Oh.

25. SGScott Galloway1:12

    Yeah, she's been arrested twice.

26. GHGeorge Hahn1:13

    She's a full-on ex-con. She's got a rap sheet longer than the A-train.

27. KSKara Swisher1:16

    That's amazing, Scott! You listen to me. I have, I've been arrested twice.

28. SGScott Galloway1:20

    Well, here's the problem: I'm turning into a lesbian, which means we'll get divorced.

29. KSKara Swisher1:23

    [laughing]

30. SGScott Galloway1:23

    When you have two people listening in a marriage, not good.

Episode duration: 9:33