What Now? With Trevor NoahVic Mensa: Who is the Real Threat?
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150 min read · 29,612 words- 0:00 – 1:18
The Most Embarrassing Way to Get Robbed
- TNTrevor Noah
[upbeat music] The worst thing about being robbed by somebody on a bicycle is, is that it-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, yeah, it's crazy
- TNTrevor Noah
... it's, it's a very, it's a very whimsical way to be robbed.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
Something extreme.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if someone pulls out a gun and they're like, "Give me-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
A story to tell as well, yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... give me your phone, give me your wallet."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but even after it happens, if, let, let's say if people were watching you, there's a certain amount of bravado that you get to maintain.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
For surviving a gunshot.
- TNTrevor Noah
"Wow, man, I, I can't believe you got robbed. I saw what happened, and you were there, and you had to put your hands up, and the person..." Or even a knife, you know, you know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
When you get robbed by somebody on a bicycle, it is one of... Because just think of a bicycle, and then the person grabs your phone. You said you were on a FaceTime.
- VMVic Mensa
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
So now they're on a FaceTime with this person. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I never thought about that.
- TNTrevor Noah
So one minute you, as Vic, are like, "Man, let me tell you what I'm doing out here. Let me..."
- VMVic Mensa
[whooshing]
- TNTrevor Noah
"Let me tell you what I'm doing out here." [upbeat music] This is What Now? With Trevor Noah.
- 1:18 – 4:02
Citrus Cravings & Random Chaos 🍊
- TNTrevor Noah
Yo, you know what happened yesterday?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So I unintentionally bought a new iPhone.
- TNTrevor Noah
Wait, before you guys carry on, can I just say you guys look like you got the same style memo, and then I was excluded from this.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
When are you think I don't research?
- TNTrevor Noah
So you dress like this for Vic? [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] It's the South African version.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I was like, if I find... I was like, if I find an orange, the guests will never know the difference. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
You know, we should have got... I don't, I don't know if you've, if this is because of you. I, I don't want to say it's because of you, and I haven't forgotten the iPhone thing. We're gonna come back to it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
I have experienced an extreme citrus craving.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm, I'm not... I... Yo, he, he, okay, he's my witness-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... because he sees my fridge. My fridge always has watermelon in it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Always, always, always. Now, I have copious amounts of citrus.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I wonder, I genuinely wonder if it's partly because of you.
- VMVic Mensa
You'll never get sick.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but I just wonder if, like, you've sort of y- you know-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Subconsciously influenced.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've-
- VMVic Mensa
Absolutely
- TNTrevor Noah
... you've created like a-
- VMVic Mensa
I need to get a royalty from the, the citrus companies
- TNTrevor Noah
... you could, and you, you probably could get sp-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, for sure
- TNTrevor Noah
... you could get sponsored by, like, Big Orange or something.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And after, it can go to avocados. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
That's... Can you-
- 4:02 – 5:50
Vic Mensa’s Apple Store Hustle
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So remember you used to go on the iPhone, and there'll be selfies of people that have taken pictures of themselves.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay, wait, wait, so you were in the Apple Store.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mind you, when you touch it-
- VMVic Mensa
This was me.
- TNTrevor Noah
This was you?
- VMVic Mensa
As a child, yeah. I used to just hang out in the Apple Store and just, like, take selfies.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, you were, you were one of those people?
- VMVic Mensa
Practice rapping in the, in the-
- TNTrevor Noah
So now the phone's... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
- VMVic Mensa
... behind the computers. Oh, yeah, I got so many photos of myself, me and all my friends hanging out in the Apple Store.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Can you imagine?
- VMVic Mensa
Making faces, like, throwing up gang signs.
- TNTrevor Noah
Did you record stuff as well?
- VMVic Mensa
Yes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
I used to... No, no, no. I used to see kids, no joke.
- VMVic Mensa
100%.
- TNTrevor Noah
I used to see kids in the Apple Store on the iMac making an album.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, yeah. I recorded raps on there, all type of shit.
- TNTrevor Noah
No one threw you out, right?
- VMVic Mensa
They did throw us out.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, okay.
- VMVic Mensa
And then we came back.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. I saw something like that.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you know where those albums are? Do you know where the music is?
- VMVic Mensa
Facebook. Like, all buried secrets.
- TNTrevor Noah
I feel like they shouldn't throw you out. I feel like that should be part of, like, the Apple Store's... It, it... How can I explain it? If you create, like, a subculture-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... within an Apple Store, that people come in to try and create things so that they can blow up, I argue that's one of the greatest marketing campaigns that's, that's-
- VMVic Mensa
It's tight. It's tight
- 5:50 – 6:34
Talent vs “Threat” — How Society Sees Potential
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, man, that's actually-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Deep as fuck
- TNTrevor Noah
... Yeah, that's, that's actually deep on so many levels.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Because how much risk should a society be willing to take, take for the potential of- ... the great talents. Do, do, do you know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, if you were, it's easy for us to say it from, like, an institutional point of view. But, like, let's say you saw something in your kid that was scary, but could go on to become the greatest thing ever.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you hinder that?
- VMVic Mensa
I see it in my kid now. He just smacked somebody in the face yesterday.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs] You're like, "UFC."
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] I'm like, "Yeah, this guy's a fighter."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
He could be a champion.
- TNTrevor Noah
But?
- VMVic Mensa
But he just smacked his mom in the face, too. So.
- 6:34 – 8:00
Raising Kids, Discipline & Early Behavior
- TNTrevor Noah
How do you d- how do you deal with that? 'Cause on our side of the world-
- VMVic Mensa
[clears throat]
- TNTrevor Noah
... that- that's not a story that could be told in that way.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
In what way?
- TNTrevor Noah
The way you just told the story seems like that is the conclusion of it, right? My kid... Or, or I'm assuming. What happened afterwards?
- VMVic Mensa
So he is a Taurus, which I'm learning is really the bull. Like, they're very-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... stubborn.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- VMVic Mensa
My father's a Taurus, but he's patient and maybe a different kind of Taurus.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- VMVic Mensa
My son is like me, but a Taurus, and so he's, like, coming to blows with things. You know what I'm saying? And now he's in daycare, so those things are people, and he, he sees other kids that have toys. He doesn't have any siblings. He doesn't really... No sharing.
- TNTrevor Noah
How old is he?
- VMVic Mensa
He's about to be two.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Three.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
He's about to be two next week.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sounds like a two, three-year-old problem with that.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, for sure. And he sees-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
... kids with toys. He wants their toy. He tries to take it. The kid doesn't want him to take it. He hits. My girlfriend comes to try to correct him. "Mansa," his name is Mansa Musa. Said, "Mansa, you n- you need to apologize to this kid." He hits her, too.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So does he have the full name, Mansa Musa?
- VMVic Mensa
Mansa Musa Mensa.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Or just Mansa only?
- VMVic Mensa
Mansa Musa Mensa.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh.
- VMVic Mensa
Or Triple M. That's the... And, uh, my, my Ghanaian cousins, they call him Triple M.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Triple M.
- VMVic Mensa
And they've recently-
- 8:00 – 10:18
Language, Identity & Cultural Confusion
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs] Wait, who calls him this?
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] At daycare. That's like he was, like, in the Smackdown.
- VMVic Mensa
No, I got a-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
"Come here, nigga. Stop it, nigga." [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
No, my Ghanaian cousins. I don't know what happened. It's like, so once he hit two, and now I post pictures of him, and they respond in my story, like, "My little nigga is getting so big."
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
And me and my girl are like, "What?" [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
It, it, it has a different vibe in Africa, though.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
It's just like a... You know? It, it, you-
- VMVic Mensa
It's funny, because they just don't know how to use it right. That's all.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, that's it. So-
- VMVic Mensa
They just don't-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's what I was about to say.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Who's they?
- TNTrevor Noah
In, in South Africa.
- VMVic Mensa
My cousins.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
In, no, but in South Africa-
- VMVic Mensa
Af- Africans, too. I mean, South Africans, too. I mean, it don't, it don't sound right when y'all say it.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, it's true.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
It's off.
- TNTrevor Noah
We, we say-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
We will even say, we will say, "Abbo, my nigga."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Which refers often to, like, African Americans in hip-hop.
- 10:18 – 12:23
The Meaning of the N-Word Around the World
- TNTrevor Noah
But because there's also a cultural difference, in South Africa, many of us grew up influenced by hip-hop culture.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right? And one of the things, before you could even, like, speak English, I remember my cousin would be, like, rappe- rapping along to Tupac. And then one of the things you'd say, he'd be like, "Oh, I wanna man. I wanna jelly man. I wanna jelly. Yo, yo, my, my man. Yo, yo, my man. Yo, yo, my nigga." Then you'd, you'd just say that. That's what you just knew you have to say to be in hip-hop.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Those two words were used interchangeably.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
My man.
- TNTrevor Noah
And my nigga.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
My nigga.
- TNTrevor Noah
Then what happened was-
- VMVic Mensa
True. That's accurate
- TNTrevor Noah
... over, over time, if you were s- if you were somebody who was in hip-hop, you were then referred to by people who weren't in hip-hop as abbo, my nigga. So they would say it for-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, first it was amani.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, that's true. Amani, that's true.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Which is plural.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
The rappers.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, the rappers.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
The guys wearing durags.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oversized FUBU shirts.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then, and there's n-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Amani
- TNTrevor Noah
... there's no, and there's no... It's not-
- VMVic Mensa
There's a thin line between love and racism. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes, but it's also, but it's also, it's also how you say it. If you say, "Amani ga."
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-uh. Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
"Amani ga."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, now it's... That's the one.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So it's got an, it's got a double E.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's the one. Yeah, that's the one that's dope.
- 12:23 – 13:47
Race Is Different Everywhere
- VMVic Mensa
slightly, uh, like, praised connotation in a colonial sense.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sean Gamla.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying?
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm. Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
And so it's like a foreigner, but it's a, a, a bit uplifted.
- TNTrevor Noah
It's an exalted foreigner.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean? An exalted foreigner.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
And, uh-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... and, and they'll call me a white man. So I'm, I'm in this house where I'm staying, and the, the man who works in the home sees that I'm about to go outside. Uh, it's like 9:00 PM. I'm trying to go find some food. Ghana's very safe. You know what I'm saying? So I'ma go find some food. I'm like, you know, putting on my shit, and he's like, "Where are you going?" And I said, "Man, I'm about to go get some food." He said, "Ah, ah, ah. Ghanaians, they do not like when white people go out at night." [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
And I'm like, "Me? White people go out at night?" I'm like, "If you don't get the fuck out my way, like, I'm from Chicago. I'm from a very dangerous place. Like, I'm going outside." But I thought that was so funny to me that I was so not a Black person-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[clears throat] Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... in a Ghanaian context. Like, that I was enough of a white person that I should be fearful for going outside-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
It's, it's-
- VMVic Mensa
... alone at night.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Did you go outside?
- VMVic Mensa
And I'm... Yeah, I went, of course. But I didn't find shit. They don't have nothing going on at 9:00 PM in Ghana.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
It's not even like that.
- TNTrevor Noah
But can I ask you a q- you know, it's funny you say that thing. Do you ever wonder whether or not the bona fides you have where you're from hold up in another place? Because you see what you just said. You're like-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... "I'm from Chicago.
- 13:47 – 15:25
“I’m From Chicago” — Until You Travel
- TNTrevor Noah
I don't..." You know?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I sometimes think about that. I go-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
They're like, "Here, there's machetes."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but that's- [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] No, for real.
- TNTrevor Noah
"Where do you live in Chicago again?"
- VMVic Mensa
I went to, uh-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but that's what I mean
- VMVic Mensa
... I went to Jamaica, man.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
One time I got to Jamaica, you know what I'm saying, and my flight was, uh, kind of disrupted. I had the wrong passport. My manager had gave me his passport. I'm sitting in the airport for, like, 16 hours. I'm frustrated. I try to sneak in the shit, all type of shit. When I eventually made it there, I got a chip on my shoulder 'cause I'm like, "This was a three-day-long trip-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... and I spent the first day-
- TNTrevor Noah
And you've already lost 16 hours. Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... I spent the first fucking day in a, in a fucking-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... Montego Bay airport. And so I get there. You know when you're in Jamaica, many places, that, uh, local guys will just try to accompany you-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yep
- VMVic Mensa
... to get tips. You know what I'm saying?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Same thing in Nigeria.
- VMVic Mensa
And so the local guy, he jumps in the car. He's like, "Oh, I'ma tell you where you're going. You're going this way." You know, and I'm like, "Okay." Um, and, and we get there, and eventually he wants his tip.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yep.
- VMVic Mensa
You know? And, and once again, my Chicago thing, it, it clicks on. And as I feel like he's kinda trying to strong-arm me-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Uh-huh
- VMVic Mensa
... into this tip-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Uh-huh, uh-huh
- VMVic Mensa
... I'm like, "What the fuck is you talking about? I'm from Chicago. You not finna..." You know what I'm saying? "Strong-arm me out of shit." And, and later that day, though, I went to the hotel pool, and I'm, I'm like, "Man, you know what? Let me inspect the validity of this I'm from Chicago claim in Jamaica." And so I looked-
- TNTrevor Noah
Wait, so did you tip him?
- 15:25 – 17:06
When Reality Checks Your Ego
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Jamaica
- VMVic Mensa
... Jamaica. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I was like, "I'm tipping everybody." I mean, the, the tip would've been, like, 25 cents.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I was like, "These niggas will kill me."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
"They should be telling me, 'I'm from Jamaica. You better give me what I'm asking for.'"
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So you were like, "Jamaican murder rate?"
- VMVic Mensa
"Because we will kill you 10 times faster than you'll kill us."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So you Googled Jamaican murder rate and-
- VMVic Mensa
Versus Chicago-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and exchange, and exchange rate
- VMVic Mensa
... murder rate.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You were like-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... "It is not worth it." [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I did the computation and I realized I'm 10 times more likely to get killed by them than they are by me.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, man.
- VMVic Mensa
And the tip is, like, 10 cents in total.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Oh, man. Oh, fuck. I, I won't lie. I know it's an ignorant point of view to have, but I, I never understand it when I'm in Jamaica. So Jamaica-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
What don't you understand?
- TNTrevor Noah
Jamaicans will warn me.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
So when I was in Jamaica, um, it's funny. Our flight was disrupted, so we were supposed to fly, uh, out of Montego. And then they were like, "No, you gotta go to Kingston so you can get out, 'cause flights are changed." And then when we were in Kingston, someone was like, y- they're like, "You don't wanna, you don't wanna go anywhere."
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] They say you don't wanna leave.
- TNTrevor Noah
They're like, "Don't leave."
- 17:06 – 18:36
Black Identity Across Countries
- DKDavid Kibuuka
being Black, it's... It almost like, it goes with anything. You can either blend in or stick out. So when you're in Europe and you're Black, you're like, "Ah, I stick out." But when you're in anywhere where there's Black people, in Africa, in, in America, you're like, "Yeah." 'Cause I make the mistake of speaking to African Americans like they know what I'm saying. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
Like they understand you.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Like exact- like they know what I'm saying. I'm like, " [clicking] "
- TNTrevor Noah
Eugene will literally do that, by the way.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] 'Cause, 'cause your brain doesn't-
- TNTrevor Noah
Eugene will switch, Eugene will switch into African languages all the time-
- VMVic Mensa
Doesn't make the connection
- TNTrevor Noah
... with African Americans.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
It doesn't compute.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, I, I, I get that.
- TNTrevor Noah
Eugene, there was one day we were with s- and then you said to a guy, you were like, " [clicking] "
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I get, I g-
- TNTrevor Noah
And then I said, "Eugene-
- VMVic Mensa
I get that
- TNTrevor Noah
... he doesn't understand-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... what you're saying."
- VMVic Mensa
I get that, 'cause when I just saw a glimpse of you on the screen in the back room-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... I didn't know you were South African until you spoke.
- TNTrevor Noah
You need to stop speaking.
- VMVic Mensa
I can tell, I can tell in time.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You know what I mean, though?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
I can always tell. I can always identify the Africans. It's just I can, but, like, sometimes in that first moment-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- 18:36 – 22:36
Getting Robbed in Montreal (Wild Story)
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
Don't let them niggas show up in South Africa-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, man
- VMVic Mensa
... and never go home.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
Uh, no, but you're right, though, w- about, uh, going to places and not realizing that, um, your, like, worldview from home-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... doesn't apply. Like, I was in Montreal one time and, uh, walking down the street, talking to my buddy on the phone, FaceTime, got a French girl with me. I'm stunting. I'm like, "Yeah, man, you know, niggas out here, I'm real international. You know, I'm doing my thing." You know what I'm saying? And a man rode by me on a, on a bicycle, on a road bike, and he's just pedaling, and I'm stunting. And the man just, whoosh, grabbed the phone-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
The phone
- VMVic Mensa
... and kept riding, fast as hell. I'm so s- so stunned, you know what I'm saying? Because this is a very beautiful place. I'm thinking I can physically overpower anybody that tries to rob me in this place. Um, but I wasn't ready for the crackhead on the bike. And so I chase him, can't catch him. You know what I mean? I, I was going on this wild goose chase to try to find my phone. I'm doing Find My iPhone. I trace my shit to a park full of crackheads on bikes, so many crackheads on bikes. I can't distinguish who-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Your crackhead.
- VMVic Mensa
I don't know who's the one that's... My crackhead, literally.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Exactly. I don't know which crackhead is my crackhead.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Your nigga. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
See, this, this is when it gets racist.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, sorry.
- VMVic Mensa
It's, it's-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sorry. Sorry
- VMVic Mensa
... but, uh, so the-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sorry
- VMVic Mensa
... so one of them came out, and he-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
We're fine now too. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] So the one, one of them came out, you know, and, and I'm like, "Man, this might be the one", you know?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
So now I'm racist, you know. I'm like, "This might be the one." And so I'm like, "Man," you know what I'm saying? "Did you happen to... You know what I'm saying? Do you got a iPhone?" You know. And he pulled out, like, a way older iPhone.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Ah.
- VMVic Mensa
He's like, "I didn't steal no iPhone. I got... This is a iPhone." Oh, he said, "What kind of iPhone is that?" "I, iPhone 13." He said, "This is iPhone 6, nigga. I'm, I, I'm crazy. Apologize." You know.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- 22:36 – 24:00
Why Getting Robbed on a Bike Is Worse 😂
- TNTrevor Noah
get robbed by somebody on a bicycle, it is one of... Because just think of a bicycle, and then the person grabs your phone. You said you were on a FaceTime.
- VMVic Mensa
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
So now they're on a FaceTime with this person. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I never thought about that. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
So one minute you as Vic are like, "Man, let me tell you what I'm doing out here."
- VMVic Mensa
Whoosh.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then whoosh.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
"Let me tell you what I'm doing out here."
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Now they're riding away, but you're in the background chasing them. Nobody looks cool-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... chasing something that is way faster than them. So when you chase another human being-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
It also looks unrealistic.
- VMVic Mensa
Very whimsical.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You'll never catch a bicycle.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, when you, when you chase another, another human being, you both are running. When someone's riding a bicycle and you're-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And you're running
- TNTrevor Noah
... chasing the bicycle, you just look like a child left behind by something.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, all your swag-
- VMVic Mensa
It was like a clown show, for sure.
- TNTrevor Noah
It is.
- VMVic Mensa
It was a clown show.
- TNTrevor Noah
It's gone.
- VMVic Mensa
All, all my swag with the girl was kind of-
- TNTrevor Noah
It's gone
- VMVic Mensa
... evaporated.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
But I love that she stuck with you, man.
- 24:00 – 25:43
Finding “Home” in Ghana
- TNTrevor Noah
a question.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Does, does, does Ghana feel like a version of home now? 'Cause you go, you go there quite a lot.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, Ghana does, man. You know what I mean? I started going to Ghana when I was 11, and so I've, like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Who, who on your, on your parents side, who's-
- VMVic Mensa
My father's Ghanaian.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So father's Ghanaian.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
So I've been going back to Ghana for more years of my life than not.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
At this point, I've, like, developed a lot of my own longstanding relationships-
- TNTrevor Noah
Ah
- VMVic Mensa
... beyond my family.
- TNTrevor Noah
I love that. Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean? And so it definitely, it is home. It's, it's the place I've been most on the planet outside of Chicago and probably LA or something like that, you know?
- TNTrevor Noah
Wow, that much?
- VMVic Mensa
For sure. Definitely outside of America, it's the place I've been the most.
- TNTrevor Noah
What, what do y- what is the thing you find about Ghana that brings you a piece of home that you can't achieve otherwise? I, I, I ask this question selfishly because I've, I've started realizing ... I was talking to Eugene about this the other day. We were walking around in, in Johannesburg, in South Africa, and I was saying to Eugene-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
'Cause you know, we thug like that.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] You told this guy the worst thing.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
We walk around. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I, I know it is kind- it is thugged out in Johannesburg.
- TNTrevor Noah
So we, we were walking and, and-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
We were walking Hillbrow
- TNTrevor Noah
... and I was, I was saying to Eugene-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
'Cause we're not scared of anyone.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] I'm scared.
- 25:43 – 27:14
Time vs Life: Africa vs The West
- VMVic Mensa
and it's much slower paced. Like America, we are confined by time. Like, we're obsessed with it. We schedule our days in 30-minute increments. Like, I've got this meeting, then I have this Zoom call, and then I have this lu- lunch, then I have a breakfast. You know what I mean? I have so many scheduled events. Try that in Ghana. [laughs] You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not gonna happen 'cause people don't operate like that. People are not beholden to time in the same way.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
A nigga be six hours late for something, and that's just, like, regular. You know, it's-
- TNTrevor Noah
It's not even late
- VMVic Mensa
... so that's kind of on time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
It's just something to expect. And as I'm spending time in Ghana, there's always a process of, like, low-key decolonizing my mind as it pertains to time to allow things to happen at their own pace more and to stop being so rigidly connected to, to my ideas of, of time and schedule.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
And it becomes more of a, it becomes more of a peaceful experience.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you think it made you more chilled as a person?
- VMVic Mensa
I think when I'm there, but then I get too chill, and then I try to come, like, eight hours late to some shit, and I miss the whole thing, you know? I, I, I'm still trying to find the balance.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know? Like, how do I fit in this while still, like, accomplishing shit? Um, it's always a little bit of a, of a tug-of-war, but in general though, I do admire
- 27:14 – 28:51
Can You Really “Waste Time”?
- VMVic Mensa
the way that people in West Africa, people in the Caribbean are not, um, so, yeah, controlled by time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
Like, not so-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... in fear of time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Time.
- VMVic Mensa
I feel like Americans live in a constant fear of missing the moment, you know? But being in the moment is, is the way to not miss the moment.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. Even, even the phrase wasting time I find is one that is often used in America and in the West in a way that isn't used in, at least in my experience, in Africa or in the Caribbean. You, you can't waste time because time's always happening.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You don't have it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You, you never have it. So you're either doing with it w- what you please, or you're not doing with it what you-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
But you cannot waste time, you know? And so-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Can I interject please?
- TNTrevor Noah
It, it's actually, I was actually gonna-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Is it possible for me to interject?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. But I was actually gonna say this about you. I was gonna say you'd be proud to know, you know, 'cause you inspire me to read books about things.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Thought to waste time.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no, you do.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I was like, yeah, yeah. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
There's a, there's a, there's a book that I read actually that was saying, like, this thing is actually quite real, but it actually goes to, um, the environments that people came from. So-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... people in Africa, especially in, like, West Africa, Central Africa, et cetera-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... the Caribbean never suffered food scarcity due to weather or to time.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So they never needed to develop a relationship with time.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm.
- 28:51 – 29:14
Why Different Cultures See Time Differently
- TNTrevor Noah
up in the snow, it's death. So time is more important to Europeans-
- VMVic Mensa
'Cause people in Africa and the Caribbean could just go get that avocado-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, exactly
- VMVic Mensa
... at any time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Planted their faces.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but, uh-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Waited many, many decades
- TNTrevor Noah
... but I thought you would appreciate that, Dave. Sorry, yes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, I, I do appreciate that. That is, um-
- VMVic Mensa
That's crazy
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... that is great.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
The, [laughs] the, um-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no. The thing, no, the thing that this reminds me of
- 29:14 – 33:13
Trevor vs Time (The 2:30 Call Story)
- DKDavid Kibuuka
is yesterday, Trevor-
- TNTrevor Noah
The whole thing-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sorry
- TNTrevor Noah
... reminds you of yesterday
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... I'm, no, I'm telling Vic.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yesterday Trevor texted me, and he was like, um, "Let's chat about what we're gonna do with, you know, this podcast," and that whole thing, of today. You know, that kind of thing, 'cause we, yesterday. Then he said in his text, this is related to time. In his text, he said, "I'll call you at 2:30."
- TNTrevor Noah
I feel like this guy is just using this opportunity-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
... to expose me, but let's carry on.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no. No, no.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
He, no, this is all part of it.
- TNTrevor Noah
I'm sure. Yes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
He said-
- TNTrevor Noah
Carry on, Dave.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes. No, no, he said-
- TNTrevor Noah
It, it ends with me being condemned-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no, no
- TNTrevor Noah
... but please, please continue.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, just where we are, the main character over here said, "I'll text you at 2:30." Then he didn't text at 2:30. Oh, he said, "I'll phone you at 2:30." He didn't phone at 2:30. Then he phoned at 7:30. To your point of Africans, no, really. He phoned at 7:30, which I'm also African, so I didn't, when he said, "I'll text at 2:30," I didn't have that like, "Oh, I'll phone at 2:30." I didn't have that, "Oh," you know, at all because I'm African. But when we did get to 7:30 when he called, if you hadn't called at all, I would've been fine with it. I'd have been like- Well, he didn't call. We'll meet the next day. Do you know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I'll call you at 5:00 to talk about tomorrow. I didn't call you, I'll just assume he's doing something, then we meet the next day. You know, you get where I am as a person? Cool. But then at 7:30, 'cause I've known this guy for many years, so at 7:30 he called me. He did call. But he called... You know when someone sort of, like, calls you when, because they, when they know that you won't, like, really be able to pick up the phone?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, this is bullshit.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no, no, no.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yo, what?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, no, no. Wait, wait.
- TNTrevor Noah
What if they hang up after two rings?
- 33:13 – 39:24
Why People Experience Reality Differently
- TNTrevor Noah
a good place to explain.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Why I got a new iPhone?
- TNTrevor Noah
No. This is, people have very different experiences in life.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I think one of my gifts has always been being able to understand that everyone is consuming the same reality from their perspective.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Don't make it deep. Don't make it deep.
- TNTrevor Noah
Let me explain why.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
He gonna say I have ADHD-
- TNTrevor Noah
No
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... or whatever he tells everybody to have.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] No, let me explain. So-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
What if he says AIDS?
- TNTrevor Noah
I love [laughs] I love, I love your experience.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
I'll tell you what happened. This is actually f- this is actually great. It's, it's a very poignant thing to chat about, you know? I feel like Vic will even have great opinions on this. So you are correct, I said to you, "I'll call you at 2:30."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Why did you say 2:30?
- TNTrevor Noah
Because that is when my previous engagement was gonna end. So I knew, so I knew my thing ends at 2:00.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, you wanted to catch momentum.
- TNTrevor Noah
So I was like, my thing ends at 2:00. I'll, I can make the call by 2:30. Okay?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And then also remember-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... this is unprompted. I'm not asking for this.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
He's not asking for 2:30.
- TNTrevor Noah
I, I, he's, I'm not-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I'm not asking for this call.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
He saw a 12:00 to 2:30.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes, but wait.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Do you know what I mean? I'm not asking for this call.
- 39:24 – 43:18
Social Media, Fame & Losing Control of Your Message
- TNTrevor Noah
to connect with people, do you ever fear its, its ability to disconnect you from people? And, and, and I, I mean this-
- VMVic Mensa
100%
- TNTrevor Noah
... you know, so you actually got me. Uh, April 1st, you put out the video. I remember being very sad.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
He, Vic put out a video saying he was quitting Instagram.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, when he was playing with us.
- TNTrevor Noah
And he was quitting speaking publicly.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, I was upset.
- TNTrevor Noah
And it was, and it was slides.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Each slide I got more emotional.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
I got more sad.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
He's talking about all the money he's lost for being outspoken.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
He's talking about how, you know, it's not worth it anymore. He's just gonna go into a hole and not say anything in soci- Yo, I was deep.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I was feeling it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then the last slide, he was like, "April Fools".
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I didn't appreciate that.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
'Cause I thought at some point we just get over April Fools, but not Vic Mensa.
- VMVic Mensa
That was fun every time.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
But no, but you know, you know what it did? It, it honestly did bring up in me... I, I thought to myself, I was like, yeah, but, like, you're putting out these videos at a pretty frequent rate now.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- 43:18 – 47:26
Speaking Your Truth (Even With Consequences)
- TNTrevor Noah
yeah. Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... of your words online? You know, I think part of, part of it for me is definitely doing my best to not be too attached to response, which can be difficult, but, um, to try to stay driven by message, you know what I mean? Try to, try to stay driven-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... by purpose. I think about a time I was on your show, like must've been 10 years ago.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, on The Daily Show.
- VMVic Mensa
You know, when I came back from Palestine, and I was on your show speaking about my experience in Palestine and in the West Bank, and how it reminded me of, uh, American racism and Jim Crow. And, um, that was early in the common parlance of discussions about Palestine.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean? For, um, for the American populace, you know what I'm saying? And yeah, at that time I experienced a lot of blowback, not particularly for being on your show or what I said on there, but generally for speaking my mind.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean?
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
About, about what I felt.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Shut up. Who are you? It's, yeah, it's the usual. Yep.
- VMVic Mensa
You know, and the like people in my team and in my circle that I didn't know felt very differently-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... about that.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Um, and, and for sure throughout the years there's been so much fallout and consequence and loss of money and loss of opportunities for, um, for being outspoken, like for saying the things that I believe. But ultimately I have tried the opposite, you know what I mean? I've tried to like muzzle myself and, and be silent at times when I knew I had something to offer of value, and that was pretty soul crushing too. You know, that, that didn't like, that didn't lead me in the right direction either. And I feel like maybe I've started to f- feel that leaning into purpose and like being driven by my purpose serves me. You know, that it's bet- it's better for me, it's better for the world. And if people fragment it, if people misunderstand it, if people misuse it, um, that's gonna be a part of it. I'm sure there's been so many times when things that you've said-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... have been manipulated and-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, I mean, look at what WhatsApp did to me with my friend.
- VMVic Mensa
WhatsApp is the culprit. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
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- 47:26 – 49:06
Creating With Purpose vs Chasing Attention
- TNTrevor Noah
You know what, one of the things I appreciate about what you do though specifically is, uh, and I, I, I hope I can frame this correctly. I feel like some people create things online so that they can create more things online. And I, the reason it's hard to articulate is because people go like, "But isn't everyone trying to make things to make things?" No. I think of it like this. Okay, politicians, especially in America I find, spend all their time or a lot of their time campaigning so that they can be reelected-
- VMVic Mensa
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... so that they can campaign so that they can be reelected-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
... so that they can campaign so that they can be reelected.
- VMVic Mensa
It's about delivering the services and the promises. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Then I go, "Wait, wait, wait. What was the point of getting into power if you never use that power for the people who voted you in?"
- VMVic Mensa
Right.
- TNTrevor Noah
And they go, "As soon as I'm in, yeah, and I, uh, fundraising, I've gotta get more money and, and I've gotta get this," and I, yeah, I go, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but why?" "Well, so that I can get reelected" So that you can do something. You forget the initial purpose of why you came in. It would've been better for you to come in for a single term, do your damnedest to deliver, and just leave. It would've been better for you and it would've been better for, for your constituents. I think there's also something that's happening online where- There used to be a world where people would create things and put them online because they wanted to create things. But then now people create so that people can view them so that they can create so that they can view them so that they can create so they can-
- VMVic Mensa
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... you, you know what I mean?
- VMVic Mensa
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
So that's when people become parodies of themselves.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
They become caricatures of themselves. They, they, they do things to, to, like, make
- 49:06 – 51:51
Why Vic’s Content Feels Different
- TNTrevor Noah
you feel a certain way, right?
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I don't say this to gas you up. Honestly, I never feel like you're trying to spark outrage. I never feel like you are trying to make something go viral. I never feel like you are ... Like, I don't, I don't feel riled up by your comments, both for you or against you.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And what I mean by that is I don't watch your videos and go, "Yeah, get them Vic," and I don't watch your videos and go like, "I can't believe Vic said..." I just listen to you and I find myself going, "Damn, what an interesting way to phrase that. That's a, that's an interesting lens that he applied on this topic," or, "That's, that viewpoint, wow, I like the way he put that together with..." But, but, but, like, is that ... Am I, am I reading that correctly?
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, no, I-
- TNTrevor Noah
Or is it just-
- VMVic Mensa
... I, I appreciate that immensely coming from you, man. I'm, I'm just, like, a, I'm a consummate fan of your comedy and, and really your perspective. 'Cause I feel like you're somebody that shows me that mediums are just that. They're, they're avenues with which to express what is contained by the human being.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, damn, thank you.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? And that, like, comedy is a medium for sure.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
And then late night TV was its own medium.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know, even this is its own medium. Um, I was watching, like, uh, your newest special, um, on, on Netflix, and I was just like, I was so glad to, to be watching you as a comedian.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, thank you, man.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying?
- TNTrevor Noah
Thank you.
- VMVic Mensa
Because, like, I'm just a such a huge fan of you as a comedian, and that medium, you know what I'm saying? That, that way of looking at the world and dissecting it. Fucking Martin Luther King realizing he fought for [laughs] bland chicken.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
So good. Um, and, uh, and the purpose of it, you know what I'm saying? Is eve- Like, as I've been doing the things I've been doing right now online, it's really in a way been my way of, um, dissecting how I see the world, but also, like, working on writing jokes and, like, making fun of it and having-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right
- VMVic Mensa
... you know, ha- having, um, genuine conversation the way I would talk to a friend. You know? 'Cause the world is fucking on fire. It's crazy, but we Black people, man, you know what I'm saying, we make everything fun. We ain't just, like, sitting around suffering about it.
- TNTrevor Noah
No.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean? I'm sure niggas even on the plantation. Yeah, that's, I guess that's what Joy in the Trenches was about.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's, that's, that's literally what it's about.
- VMVic Mensa
For sure. Niggas on... You, you made a-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... plantation joke.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Like, the fucking overseer comes and you, you picking the cotton while he there. As soon as he leaves, you say, "You motherfucking dirty ass-"
- 51:51 – 52:51
“Purpose Is Selfish” — Powerful Insight
- VMVic Mensa
where's my friend?
- TNTrevor Noah
I was like, "Who are you?" [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Wet ass, dirty ... [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
Dirty dog smelling ass nigga. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
But, you know, something... I've realized that once, purpose is a selfish pursuit. It just when people get to experience it from you, they think there's more to it than there actually is. So for example, the example that you made about politicians.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Sometimes you-
- TNTrevor Noah
Shit, wait, hold on. Say that again.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So purpose is a selfish-
- TNTrevor Noah
Purpose is a selfish pursuit
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... pursuit. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So when people-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's an interesting idea
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... see me and they enjoy it, they start thinking, they make it that, they make the result of your, of your purpose-
- TNTrevor Noah
Like it was always for them
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... it was always for them.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So when a, when a politician is campaigning, just maybe they like being on the road. Just maybe they like the staff meetings and the late campaign and the photo shoots, but they were never about service delivery. They were never about making sure that you get the water, but we see it in South Africa.
- TNTrevor Noah
This is true. No, this is very true.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
These politicians that are good at rallies, and they-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, they-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... good at the campaign
- TNTrevor Noah
... yeah, they love the life.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes, but they never thought they'll have to actually sit down and understand what the budgets are,
- 52:51 – 54:19
Julius Malema & Political Power
- DKDavid Kibuuka
how many people-
- VMVic Mensa
How do you guys feel about Julius Malema?
- TNTrevor Noah
W-
- VMVic Mensa
'Cause-
- TNTrevor Noah
I mean, it's-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, from-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's like how long is a piece of string.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no, I'll, I'll tell you why. So the first thing I'll say is-
- VMVic Mensa
I see him from my American perspective, not knowing so much.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay, I'd love to know what-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, tell us. Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... tell us how you see-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Let me tell you
- TNTrevor Noah
... how you see him and then we'll tell you.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
My nigga.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] Just don't say it.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
You just don't know what you're doing with that weapon. It's a brilliant weapon.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
For, sorry, again-
- VMVic Mensa
A tool
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... for con-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... for context, before you answer the Julius Malema, uh, question, for those who don't know, Julius Malema is one of the, like, people that people point to, to say that he is promoting the white genocide.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Oh.
- TNTrevor Noah
Julius Malema, I w- I would say, is, like, our most controversial publicly-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Of course
- TNTrevor Noah
... and internationally known-
- 54:19 – 56:13
Wealth Inequality in South Africa
- VMVic Mensa
he's, he's the one that is, um, fighting back by any means necessary. That's the feeling, the sense-
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay. Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... that, that I get from him. When I was in South Africa, something that broke me was to realize that white people are maybe about 10% of the population-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, I think even less. Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... in, in South Africa, maybe even less.
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-huh.
- VMVic Mensa
And hold 90% of the wealth.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
Then I think about America, where Black people are about 10%, 13%, and- Once again, white people hold 90% of the wealth.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
And being there, being on the continent, you know what I mean, in this cradle of fucking civilization, and seeing that, that freedom was so partial.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know me? And that the, uh, the ownership of, of the land and the wealth, um, was squarely not in the hands of the Africans was riveting. You know what I mean? The, the, the woman I was with at the time, she had to, like, check me at a, at a point in time. She's like, "You can't just get mad at every white person you see." [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Damn, that's funny.
- VMVic Mensa
You know? And I'm like-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's funny
- VMVic Mensa
... I'm like, "But why the fuck you niggas own everything?" You know?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
And I, and I, and I'm livid, you know what I mean? And then I see Julius Malema, and he's like, "Kill the boar."
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
"The farmer." [laughs] You know? And I'm like, "That's my nigga." You know? My nigga.
- TNTrevor Noah
My nigga. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I'm my nigga.
- TNTrevor Noah
I'm my nigga. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, okay. This guy's with it, okay.
- TNTrevor Noah
So-
- VMVic Mensa
So tell me how you guys feel.
- TNTrevor Noah
All right. So, and Eugene, I mean, you'll interject anyway.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
This, this is, this is how I see it. I think Julius Malema, in terms of his rhetoric, has one of the most progressive rhetorics that I've ever come across, and he, and he, he's inspired one of the more necessary conversations, not just in South Africa, but on the continent and in the world as a whole. And the argument, 'cause there's people who won't know
- 56:13 – 59:12
Freedom Without Ownership?
- TNTrevor Noah
it, is if I distill it down, it is fundamentally this: Can you claim to give somebody their freedom if you do not give them the tools to actually exercise that freedom?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right? And, and i- if I was to use an analogy here, oftentimes what I think he's speaking about in terms of restitution is he'll go, South Africa's racism, you don't have to go far back. You know? You, you don't have to go back, like, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
It's our parents, literally.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, 20 years.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, not, not figuratively. It is literally our parents-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... who were the last, like, like, let's say adult victims of apartheid.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Apartheid. Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then we were born in apartheid.
- VMVic Mensa
In apartheid. Yeah. We're-
- TNTrevor Noah
And then we experienced democracy and freedom.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And we grew up outside of it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
And so we grew up outside of it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
But when you, when you look at that, there are many things that the state stole from Black people and all other people of co- colored people, any, you name it. The state stole these things from them, took that, and gave it to the white population in South Africa.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And many of them, and this is something that I think is important to, to say, many of them unknowingly receiving it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Which is, which is a part of the conversation people don't really have often. Many white people in South Africa were obscured from the reality of the situation.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So they were going, "We get good roads. We get free schools. We get unemployment. Seems like the government's doing a good job."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Opportunities.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then the government would just go, "Hey, just so you know, man, these Black people are crazy out here. We're holding them back." And the only place they got their reality from was from the government. And so in the same way, it's funny, I remember when I went to the, uh, African American History Museum, one of the things you see, um, MLK talk about is he, in all of his writings, when he's trying to get journalists to come out and cover what's happening, he's saying in his writing, and I, I paraphrase this because I don't know if I'll say it accurate, but he says, "Because I truly believe when our white brothers and sisters see what is being done, w- see what is being done by the American government to Black people-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... I believe that they will stand up with us." So I f- I find it fascinating that even in America, MLK, and then in South Africa, white people were being, were, uh, were obscured from the truth. The, the truth was being obscured from them, right? So they receive these things. The government steals from Black people to make white people live a life that is as, as good and as easy as possible.
- 59:12 – 1:01:29
Why “Justice” Often Stops Halfway
- TNTrevor Noah
all agree that this was terrible.'" And you're like, "Wait, wait. That, that's it?"
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
It's like, "No, no, no, let's, let's start from here now."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
"We do agree this was terrible, so let's, let's, let's move forward from here. But we don't wanna take it back from that person because, I mean, two wrongs don't make a right."
- VMVic Mensa
This is why I love Julius Malema though.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right. But the issue is-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... and this is the issue I have with many politicians, rhetoric versus action.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Maybe I'm an outlier in saying this. Maybe I'm not. I think Julius Malema and many other politicians like him, not just in South Africa, but on the African continent, have fantastic rhetoric.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
But the actions that they participate in do not necessarily do what they need to do to liberate the people that they're trying to liberate.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So I think, I think mostly it's a timing thing. So there's a strange thing about South African history that if you tell it the way it is-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... you run the risk of being an apologist for the Afrikaner apartheid system.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, that's interesting.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Because it starts in three parts. So the first part was the British, who oppressed the Black people, the Khoisan indigenous people of the country, and the Afri- and, and the, and the Black people.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And then when the British were like, "Okay, now you can have your own republic," and they left, they left the whole system to the Afrikaner. Then the Afrikaner started-
- TNTrevor Noah
The Dutch at the time
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... the Dutch.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So they were like, "Okay, now we're gonna run this thing our way." And then they took the system that the British had and gave it a name. So before, it was just colonization, and then they called it apartheid. But now they were like, "Okay, now we're gonna promote two races here. Colored people will be the second-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and then we'll be the first one, which is the Afrikaner." But even in the Afrikaners, not all Afrikaners benefited from apartheid. There was elitism as well. It went with surnames-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- 1:01:29 – 1:03:20
Politics: Rhetoric vs Reality
- DKDavid Kibuuka
was because they were not protected by privilege. Those were working class neighborhoods-
- VMVic Mensa
Oh
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... where they put a stadium here and a school here. So the integration happened there first. So it was harder to penetrate the big-ass mansion suburbs that the elite people that owned the mines and the land and the farms were living in, and it will never happen in our country. So the second part about what I find, which is a weird social experiment with Julius Malema and the EFF, is revolution can never happen in a democratic society, and that kind of rhetoric of revolution. Remember that these guys grew up in the ANC of Peter Mokaba, who was a firebrand, who was the next spoken-up person after Nelson Mandela, and he just happened to be a young person when Nelson Mandela was released, and they grew up under him. So their rhetoric about what democracy... I mean, what revolution is and what freedom is, was mistimed. Because in the middle of democracy you can't shout those words-
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, that's interesting
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... while you yourself are in a Range Rover and a Mercedes Benz and living in old historic suburbs and your children are enjoying private schools. So his voice got lost in there. The second part about that group was he was not a lone wolf. There were two other guys who were involved in the building of the party that people liked as if it was a boy band. So there was, uh, the academic, which is Mbuyisa, Dr. Mbuyiseni Ndlozi. And there was another person who loves finance and academic, which is Floyd Shivambu. And those people left the party, and he was left alone to become a dictator.
- VMVic Mensa
Julius Malema, yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes. But the funny part about that is there was an inquiry now in South Africa, and there was a parliamentary panel of it, which he, everyone expected to be the chair of it. He refused to be the chair of it, and he recused himself from a lot of testimonies of corrupt policemen that involved him.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So he's losing the fight over and over. And right now, two weeks ago, he was found guilty of discharging a firearm in a rally. And he was charged, and he's gonna face time. So-
- VMVic Mensa
Julius Malema
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... yeah, he was sentenced
- 1:03:20 – 1:05:19
Culture Shock in South Africa
- DKDavid Kibuuka
to five years.
- VMVic Mensa
Well, he said, "The farmer."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, then he go bra, bra, bra, brr, pa.
- VMVic Mensa
And then he shot the guy. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Brr, pa.
- VMVic Mensa
That's my favorite part of the song.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs] Well, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Now he's now serving time for it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. So if, if he, if, if he was convicted and charged for, for helping a person who was being mistreated because of their race, I would be like, "Okay."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
But for breaking the Firearms Control Act, discharging a machine gun in a-
- VMVic Mensa
See, this is funny. This is funny.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
This brings me to one of my other realizations about South A-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... South Africa. It's so different.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Uh, I was learning about the hip hop artists, and they were like, "Man, in South Africa, being a hip hop artist and, uh, being a gangster is actually, like, a demerit to your career because it makes you seem, uh, less commercially viable." Because to hear about, uh, a well-known public figure going to jail for saying, "Brr, pa," and discharging a firearm-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's so funny
- VMVic Mensa
... this connects to things I like about artists. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
This is so funny
- VMVic Mensa
... this connects to things that seem very familiar to me.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Like, man, South Africa was- showed me so much, bro. I was like, uh, first of all, I just think the entire idea of Afrikaners is hilarious. So you just a white nigga that put a extra A in your name? [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
And now you think you're an African? You're fucking Dutch. Like-
- TNTrevor Noah
And French
- VMVic Mensa
... go- and French, and go the fuck home to those two very distinct places. I look at fucking Elon Musk's, uh, loose-skin, Sith Lord-ass father-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
... who sits there and he says-
- 1:05:19 – 1:08:01
Race vs Class — The Bigger Truth
- TNTrevor Noah
point-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] In, uh-
- TNTrevor Noah
... I think, I think the key thing that we lose in a lot of these conversations, and that's funny enough I think why many of your vis- videos have res- resonated with people, is when you peel back-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... metaphorically and literally the layers-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... class is the one thing that emerges constantly and consistently.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And it's not going anywhere, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
True.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you get what I'm saying?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
True.
- TNTrevor Noah
So to your point, race being a fiction, it's like, yeah, it is, it is... You know, it's a subjective reality.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So race doesn't exist, but it also does.
- VMVic Mensa
But racism is, is very real.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
The effects of race are very real.
- TNTrevor Noah
Completely.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
And race is a subjective, amorphous-
- TNTrevor Noah
There you go.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
There you go. But class, there's a, there's a, um, an English writer who said it beautifully one day. And sh- and she said, she said, "I cannot wait for the United States to finish its race war so that it can realize that it was fighting about class all along."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Class all along, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
The entire time. But race was the, was the justification-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. No, and it's brilliant
- VMVic Mensa
... for the creation of the, of class distinctions.
- TNTrevor Noah
Class will always look for a thing.
- 1:08:01 – 1:10:47
Wealth, Survival & Hustle
- VMVic Mensa
"My name is Jack, I live in a shack. I might be Black, but I got a six-pack."
- TNTrevor Noah
Did he-
- VMVic Mensa
And, uh, yeah, he had... That was his song. I remember it vividly.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, a six-pack?
- VMVic Mensa
Um, oh, he was so hungry he had a six-pack.
- TNTrevor Noah
Damn.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? And I was like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... th- he's really shucking and jiving.
- TNTrevor Noah
Damn.
- VMVic Mensa
And it was crazy-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... though, because I was like, damn, for a Black man to, to, to make it, to put food in his body in, in this society, I'm seeing shucking and jiving on a street level, and even the richest nigga is shucking and jiving though, like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... y- to achieve this momentous wealth. And that, that shit kind of, it frustrated me, man.
- TNTrevor Noah
But I argue, though. But I argue, though, those are two spikes from a multi-pronged, uh, world because South Africa's, I mean, far from perfect. Don't get me wrong. But I will say only thanks to traveling I have come to appreciate how many more paths are starting to appear for Black people.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So there are, there are Black people who've, let's not even call it a fortune, 'cause not every person has made a fortune. There are Black people who are just, like, doing it th- you know, a, a completely different way. Like, you know, uh, I can think of, like, a woman who started out selling, you know, what we call a magwinya, but let's say, like, a version of, like, a fried donut type thing.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
On the street corner, selling it out of a bucket, doing it. And then you go back there today and you're like, "Oh, wow, now she has, like, a, like, a store and an enterprise-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... and she's running this thing." And, and then on the other hand you have accountants and you have lawyers. You still have a guy on the street begging and doing this.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I, I, I'm not saying it's perfect, but what I, what I have appreciated about it is, is that it's, it's sort of, it's reminded me of the class story as opposed to the race story. And, and what I mean by that is even in South Africa... So you see what you said earlier in the conversation about Ghana, where they'll say, "Ah, white man," and they have a name for it. What did you say it is?
- VMVic Mensa
Obroni.
- TNTrevor Noah
Say again?
- VMVic Mensa
Obroni.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, obroni.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
In, in Nigeria it's oyinbo.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oyinbo.
- 1:10:47 – 1:12:30
Corruption: It’s Never Local
- DKDavid Kibuuka
South Africa was just built on a lot of systemic corruption as well. Like, a lot of stuff was given to people and businesses were given to people that didn't deserve it, and as soon as someone gets caught, the whole value chain doesn't get caught. So for example, in South Africa when apartheid ended, a lot of buildings were given to people who were literally children who didn't know what they were doing. They were just given these build- these title deeds of these buildings. So as they grew up as adults, they end up inheriting these buildings-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... owning them. So when the state wants the building they have to buy the building from them, right? So now you see it with, um, people who are got, are caught, like for example, there's a, there's the system called the tendering system where we come and then we bid. Whoever has the lowest price gets to supply the goods.
- TNTrevor Noah
They have it here in America as well.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You have it as well?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, they have it in the US.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So the toilet paper story, he's probably a tenderpreneur. He probably put in a bid and then-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... someone tipped him, and then he got the thing. But the thing is what happened with that money is the money buys houses, buys cars, but the dealerships are not owned, luxury dealerships are not owned by Black people. Luxury estate agents are not Black people. So the money still circulates amongst the same people again.
- TNTrevor Noah
The story always ends with the people people want it to end with. It's a-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know, it reminds me of Miami. I always found it interesting that, like, every documentary that would teach you about the drug trade in Miami-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... will, will talk about the money that drug dealers were spending.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know? These Colombian drug lords and these-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
But they never talk about the fact that the money went somewhere.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
Corruption needs a cycle.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yep.
- TNTrevor Noah
You can't be corrupt alone. Just, you know when people will be like-
- VMVic Mensa
Yes
- TNTrevor Noah
... "Africa, Africa's so corrupt."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I'm like, "With who?"
- VMVic Mensa
You ever seen that video of the so-called African politician who was like, "Corruption is not bad. It is only bad if I'm not
- 1:12:30 – 1:16:57
Slavery, Power & The Real System
- VMVic Mensa
a part of it."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
"If I am a part of that corruption, I defend it."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. But corruption, corruption-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... with, corruption cannot be alone.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So when people go, "Africa is corrupt" I'm always like-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... "Yes, but with who?"
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
You look at the stories. There'll be corruption.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
There'll be an arms deal that's, that's corrupt with a French company.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like a massive... We're not talking about, like, like, a mom and pop store.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Talking about, like, a French arms contractor.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
It'll be with an American company. It'll be with, like a... Then you're like, oh, okay. There are outside forces that are really powerful that know they can come into Africa- Do deals with certain people, but then leave the corruption story-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... in Africa
- VMVic Mensa
And, and, but still be the puppet master. I mean, that's the-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... that's the-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah, for sure
- VMVic Mensa
... the whole long-term strategy is to be able to keep the system of corruption going without having to be the face of it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah, for sure.
- 1:16:57 – 1:19:37
The Truth About Power & Global Politics
- TNTrevor Noah
for the change-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... and the fact that they were gonna be freed from this dictator. And then Trump turns around, and he's like, "No, no, no, no, no. American companies can come in and do business again."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
"And we're gonna own the oil."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes. And that's cool.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
"We're gonna be taking care of the oil."
- TNTrevor Noah
And we're happy.
- VMVic Mensa
And we have the oil. Yeah, I, I, I agree with you.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then you go, "Okay, but what about the democracy side?" And he's like, "Eh, look, man, the point is American companies can come in and make the money." Same thing with Iran.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You go, "Why are you there? What are you actually doing there?" And any time he has a hint of optimism, look at what the optimism is about. You go, "Is it about the nuclear, uh, enrichment that they might have?" He's like, "Yeah, yeah. The point is the strait will be open, and we're gonna be doing this together. It's business, baby. W- uh, we're back. It's b- it's bus- " And you're like, "Oh, you..." That's why I say I don't know if he does it... I think he does it unknowingly.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
He doesn't understand how valuable the farce was.
- VMVic Mensa
For sure.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Does that make sense?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That's a good, good one.
- VMVic Mensa
Because he's not-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... aligned with, um, with the same-
- TNTrevor Noah
No
- VMVic Mensa
... decorum of the-
- TNTrevor Noah
No
- VMVic Mensa
... political machine.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Of the people.
- TNTrevor Noah
No.
- VMVic Mensa
So he-
- TNTrevor Noah
And class of people, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... he recognizes that, you know, he can manipulate these markets, and he can make a massive steal-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- 1:19:37 – 1:24:40
Why Cuba Still Matters
- VMVic Mensa
w- for the series," 'cause it's gotta, it's gotta be tied. You won Venezuela.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Won Venezuela, won, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Lost Iran, then the Cuban series. So then sometimes I think that, that the world should help Cuba so when it comes to the final, you know what I mean? Then-
- TNTrevor Noah
But no one will.
- VMVic Mensa
Sorry?
- TNTrevor Noah
No one will.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, because Cuba represents something that's so challenging and so dangerous to the supremacy of imperialism, and they represent the nigga they just couldn't kill. Like, Cuba has defied American supremacy-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... for so long, and to be so close.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
And Cuba has sent thousands of doctors to Africa-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... and sent soldiers to Angola, and sent fighters to accompany, like, uh, Amilcar Cabral in Guinea. Like, I met with OGs that had photographs of them with weapons in the jungle-
- TNTrevor Noah
Damn
- VMVic Mensa
... that had stood side by side with Kwame Nkrumah, you know what I mean, and rocked with Patrice Lumumba, and they're 90 miles from Florida. You know what I mean? And so the world can't come to Cuba's defense because Cuba has defied the idea that the American way is better for too long. You know what I mean?
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
They stand for something so significant, and it's interesting, though, because when I'm there, the official policy that was laid out by, uh, Lester Mallory in, like, 1960, an American, uh, diplomat, was to bring about, um, I'm paraphrasing, suffering, destruction, and starvation to the people of Cuba to the point that they revolt against their own and overthrow the government.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right.
- VMVic Mensa
That was the official stated policy. And so much time has passed, and so many people in Cuba have been born under these current conditions that many of them only blame their own government.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
Many of them don't even consider the American sanctions. Let-
- TNTrevor Noah
As being part of the issue.
- VMVic Mensa
Never-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... never mind the fact that fucking American sanctions, not just in Cuba, but around the world over the past 50 years have killed, like, I don't know, like, 50 million people. It's some astronomical number of people that have died-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... from American sanctions. Uh, but once again, that shadowy puppet master effect of being able to circumvent and add in suffering, starvation, and destruction through a third party, uh, like, type of manipulation, it leaves the people feeling like it's their fault. It's very similar to the way that Africans will feel, uh, Africans often will be like, "Well, what about the corruption that," you know what I mean? "That we are corrupt."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
We'll feel that.
- TNTrevor Noah
I know exactly what you mean.
- 1:24:40 – 1:27:16
Is The World Losing a Shared Reality?
- TNTrevor Noah
And it's, it, it always breaks my mind because it does two things. On the one hand I go, it's all unraveling right now in the world. I th- I think we, we live in a time that is unlike many other times-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... in that there is no one central narrative that anyone controls anymore. And while I'm happy about it, it also terrifies me because- I don't believe that anyone was, like, let's say, telling the truth about their country or central power, but I also don't think the world can survive if everyone believes nothing and nobody's a good guy. And, like, do you know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
If every government's bad and everyone is bad and everyone is not doing the right thing, then what incentive do we have to be part of anything?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. Or even outspoken. I think, um, there's enough people who with ... who are supposed to have opinions and who have a platform that are having too much of a good time within the rottenness of the system. So if Nelson Mandela, for example, was having a shitty time-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and he says, "My people are also having a shitty time," we're all having a shitty time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
So if the people with opinions are also like, "I can also take a business flight to New York and I have an S class," and, and, and, and those voices get stifled. So I think that's what's happening around the world right now, is there's an outlier once in a while, someone who's doing well and has an opinion, and can influence those with opinions to also have more opinions. But there are those who don't have a platform, who are not having a good time, who can't say much and do much as well. So I think we have to give balance to that. There's enough information out there for people to make up their own minds, but I think when people are faced with the day-to-day struggles, it's very hard for them to turn on the news and feel sorry for people who are being bombed far away from where they are.
- TNTrevor Noah
What do you, what do you think changed? Because when I look back, especially at American musicians and actors even-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... this is literally how I grew up. I grew up watching, you know, the stories about race and class-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... and all that, oftentimes through the lens of, like, American artists.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know, and then there were obviously the ones before my time. But when I think of, like, the Nina Simones and the Muhammad Alis and the ... When I, when I watch those interviews, I go, "Damn."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
'Cause I mean, Dave, like, we were on The Daily Show, but have you ever watched those interviews and been like, "Man-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... Late Night was no ... Like, Late Night now is like, "So tell me, tell me about the time you, uh, you rode a horse and, uh, ate a banana. That was a crazy time." And then you go back and watch-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... Late Night from, like, decades ago, and it's like, "So, um, Mr., Mr. Ali, y- you say that America's inherently racist. What do you mean by that?"
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And you're like, "Damn, this is Late Night..." D- do you get what I'm saying?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, because those influential people were also not having a good time, so when they got a chance to speak, they would actually
- 1:27:16 – 1:30:51
Why Movements Rise… Then Collapse
- DKDavid Kibuuka
raise up-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but they were a- they were ... I would argue they were having as good a time as you could be having now. Maybe I'm wrong.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No.
- TNTrevor Noah
But now, like, you, you are an outlier, whereas back then, I don't know that you would be an outlier per se.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm. I think COINTELPRO just been very effective. You know, I mean, Black people have had so many mass movements and elevations of consciousness, and they're always followed by, like, cataclysmic events of biochemical warfare. Like, crack cocaine hits the streets not long after, um, the Black Panther Party is in the footsteps of Malcolm X, like, shifting mental, uh, the, the consciousness of the people. But then you experience crack cocaine, you experience mass incarceration. You get to a point where kids of my generation in Chicago that are in the working class, so many of them are, like, three generations of fatherless homes. I mean, everybody's been incarcerated.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Millions of men incarcerated.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
And, and so many parents addicted to drugs, like, passing that down to, to their children. That becomes, once again, something that we often feel like we feel ownership of the, of the ways we've been poisoned.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hm.
- VMVic Mensa
And then we, then we put that into our art. We make that our focus. We make that our music. We, we lose sight of, uh, anything other than the suffering and the struggle that, that we experience, and ascending out of it is kind of seen, um, only from a material context. You know what I mean? Because it's so ... It's, it's, it's so dire. The circumstances are so dire-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... that it's like, cool, get the S class, get the first class flight. That's it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Get out the, get out the hood.
- VMVic Mensa
Just, just get out the fucking hood.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
That's, that's the only goal, you know what I'm saying? [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And how, and then from one of the-
- TNTrevor Noah
We lose, we lose the dream of, of there not being a hood in that way, and then we just wanna get out of it.
- VMVic Mensa
Just wanna get out of it. And then you even see, like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... ways in which, um, the entertainment industry has, uh, controlled opposition and platformed focused corrosive messaging-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... and uplifted those things, um, very intentionally. And, uh, and, and it just becomes pervasive, you know what I mean? Like, that's the, that's the dominant thread of, of conversation. But it doesn't last. I think the pendulum swings.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? I think we're coming back to a time when for sure things are d- even when I was on your show 10 years ago talking about, talking about Palestine, like, that was a real fucking outlier.
- 1:30:51 – 1:35:17
Conspiracy Theories vs Reality
- TNTrevor Noah
It's also, it's also-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You know what, uh-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
A thing that I think, um, people don't recognize a lot is that-
- TNTrevor Noah
Don't say racism is good, like you normally say in our group chats.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Like I normally say. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
My nigga.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Is the, is the-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
I'm a nigga.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
It just sounds like I'm a nigga, so it's like-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Oh, yeah. That's ... I don't even hear it like that.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That is [laughs] is the, um, is the fact that some of the things that people do-
- TNTrevor Noah
Are like, I don't know, maybe I won't say this clearly, but we see people, then we go, "People are good." It's feels like people are good. You know, in the world? Yeah. They're just generally good. Then when something bad happens, it almost seems so unfathomable that it's, that you're like, no, either life just sort of like panned out like that- Mm-hmm ... or you are a conspiracy theorist. I remember talking to a friend about this when I first came to the US, long before The Daily Show, long before. I was, I was in, um, I was in Los Angeles, and I was going around doing comedy clubs and nights, and I'd, I would meet these comedians. I remember one night I was at what they call an urban night, you know? So it's a Black comedy night. Now where we're from, that's just the nights. You know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
At night.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Amani guys everywhere.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] So it's all, it's all an urban night. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
With the Ghanaian butler going, "You can go." [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] So we're like, "Yo."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
"You know where you're going." [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Like, and, and, and we had this conversation. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] And he said something that, man, it really stuck with me. He said, um, he said, he said... He was, we were talking about like conspiracy theories and not believing and, and, you know. And then he said to me, he said, "Man, one of the things I wish, I just wish that African Americans didn't have as many conspiracy theories as they have."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And this is a Black man saying this, by the way.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- 1:35:17 – 1:37:02
Is Society Better With One Shared Lie?
- TNTrevor Noah
but I sometimes feel like it is, oh man, what's the word I would use? I sometimes feel like it is safer maybe, or, or... Yeah, safe is the only word I could think of. For a society to collectively believe in a lie that moves them in the same direction. Yep. Same direction being the key phrase.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes. Than for everyone to just have their own reality. And I, I hold... It, it's a paradox in my brain, and it's something I struggle with because I do not wish for any of us to, quote-unquote, "be living a lie" or be living in a fake world. But then at the same time, if everyone believes their own thing and nobody li- believes anything, I genuinely believe that's when society just disappears as a concept. I mean, if you had a central religion as a central, like, it, ideas. If, if we take away religion being bad or good- Yeah ... but it just goes like, "Guys, let's believe that we should be nice to each other." Yeah. Then you go, okay. As opposed to, "I should be nice to some people or not nice to..." I, I'm saying to your- Yeah, yeah, no, I'm with you. Yeah ... "Let's be nice to each other, otherwise you'll go to hell." Yeah. You know, is like a lie. But, um- It is? [laughs] But, but it could help- It, it actually is a lie ... people move in a- Because accept- It is? Yeah, it's accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior. In, in a direction ... that's, that's the thing. It's not about being nice to other people. Should I talk, and this, I don't want to go into this. But I just don't want Eugene to go- You don't? I don't want Eugene to go to hell for the wrong reasons. No, no, no. I don't want to go into this.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You don't?
- TNTrevor Noah
This is- Go nobly. No, just hold on. [laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Yo, this man just said, "Go nobly." [upbeat music] Don't press anything. We've got more What Now? After this. [upbeat music]
- 1:37:02 – 1:40:29
What People Get Wrong About Vic Mensa
- TNTrevor Noah
What do you, what do you think people get the most wrong about you, then? Like, 'cause I mean the, uh, uh, yeah, I'm, I'll throw it out there. I could be wrong about this, but when I see, like, Vic Mensa, there's so many iterations of you that I've seen over time, as you would with any artist in the public eye. But there's so many different iterations of you. I wonder what people get wrong about you that you see out there, where you're like, "No, that's not me," or, "That's not how I am anymore," or, "That's, that's never been me."
- VMVic Mensa
I think people used to think that I was very serious and always wanted to fight somebody.
- TNTrevor Noah
You did give off that vibe, actually.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Fight over the-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no. You did give off that vibe.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] You said I did give off that vibe?
- TNTrevor Noah
I was one of those. No, no, no. I, I believed that. Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You thought that I was very serious and I always wanted to fight?
- TNTrevor Noah
100%. I'm glad you said that, actually.
- VMVic Mensa
Even when I came on your show?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Okay, okay.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, I knew you weren't gonna fight me, but I was like, in this, in the hallway-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Who was gonna win?
- TNTrevor Noah
... I pray to God nobody bumps this person.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
If he fought you.
- TNTrevor Noah
I pray to God that-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Who was gonna win?
- TNTrevor Noah
Who? If he fought me?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, V- come on, look at this guy.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
He's from Chicago. I'm from-
- VMVic Mensa
He from Johannesburg.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, my friend.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Me?
- TNTrevor Noah
No, my friend.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Wait.
- TNTrevor Noah
No. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] Not you. You're not gonna win.
- 1:40:29 – 1:43:40
Zodiac Signs, Personality & Growth
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs] Look at this guy.
- VMVic Mensa
You know.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know what I do like about star signs is it comes with a lot of grace.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That's what I'm saying. Pragmatic. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, like, like-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
You hear someone, you're like, "Oh, what star sign?"
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but what I m-
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, sure
- TNTrevor Noah
... what I mean by it is like-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... star signs, they, they just, they come with a lot of grace. So someone will say, "Man, this person's stubborn." "Oh, they're Tau- ah, that explains it."
- VMVic Mensa
Right.
- TNTrevor Noah
I think that, is that what you're saying, basically?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. There's, there's, they, they allow people-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
To be themselves
- TNTrevor Noah
... and to ha- and to contain all of themselves.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And they almost-
- VMVic Mensa
For sure
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... they almost make you feel like the mistakes that pe- the, the flaws that people have are not-
- VMVic Mensa
You blame it on-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... of their own doing
- VMVic Mensa
... yeah, you blame it on their nature.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, like, ah, it's the stars-
- VMVic Mensa
I, I mean-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and then you were born on a Tuesday-
- VMVic Mensa
Low-key, though
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and a cold night
- 1:43:40 – 1:44:53
Intrusive Thoughts & Human Nature
- TNTrevor Noah
right now-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I'm Tyler Durden
- TNTrevor Noah
... you might not be real. You're Tyler Durden.
- VMVic Mensa
But it's really the Philly version of him as the intrusive thoughts.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
From the African accent. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
He's like, "Young bull. Crash your shit, young bull."
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
"Allah whack bar. Crash that fucking car. Allah whack bar, young bull." [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Oh, man. You know, as we, when we started this conversation, I was wondering why I started gravitating towards your videos, and I understood what it was-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... a little bit now after speaking to you. It's you almost cut across from our generation of thinking, 'cause him and I go into these rabbit holes a lot, but obviously we say what we want to say in our way.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
We don't say it the way that you say it. But there's two things that you taught me. The one thing that you taught me a long time ago, and it's something that my daughter taught me the other day, is, was giving people grace, one, and understanding when to use your privilege.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
'Cause I've, I've always struggled with that. And then I remember when we started doing television, 'cause I started doing television way later than he did, and we did a show together. And there was this one director that was just a douchebag, and I just got angrier and angrier and angrier 'cause in my head, I saw what he was doing as a director as a racist move.
- 1:44:53 – 1:47:00
Using Privilege the Right Way
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And I was ready to quit the show. And I remember you called me to the side, and then you said to me, "Yo, you must understand one thing. They already don't want us here." And I was like, "They're the white people." You're like, "No, them as a crew, they already think that someone better can do this job. It's not about race. If you walk away, you're proving him right, but if you stick around, you're only gonna get better." Then I was like, "So it's not about race?" He was like, "Maybe it might be on the side."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, I always said you never know.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, on the side. A tinge of racism.
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, it's always about race.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, but basically-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... the, the guy's sitting there going, "I know someone who could have done this thing better."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, should have even.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Should have done it better.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
And then that never left my mind because I was always ready to act on my intrusive thoughts. If someone steps in front of me, they're gone. And then you gave me that, and I was like, ah, it's using the privilege of knowing-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... that you can do better-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and you can defeat them by just doing better. And there's the other thing that my daughter and I were discussing the other day. It had to do with a place that we booked, and then when we booked the place they said something can't be done. Until when, after booking the place, I showed up and they said, "You can do anything." And then I said, "Don't you feel bad for the fact that now you can do anything after they said you can't do anything?" And she said, "Dad, I would feel bad if we turned it down from an offer." Then I was like, "Why?" She was like, "No, it's not just everyone who can do what they like. And if I can do what I like because of how you do what you like and still get paid from it, then I would be remiss if I didn't take advantage of the fact that we can do what we like."
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Then I was like, "Ah."
- TNTrevor Noah
You know, the poignant thing about what you're saying, Eugene, there-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yes
- TNTrevor Noah
... is that, um, Trev, he told you how to, like, improve the world.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
'Cause you were like, "Look at the circumstance."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yep.
- TNTrevor Noah
"There's a better way to handle this."
- VMVic Mensa
Or just a different way, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
A different, yes, a more, more effective way you would say.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then you, 'cause, like, Trevor's driving, [laughs] and you're like, "You know what? What if you just went into oncoming traffic?"
- 1:47:00 – 1:49:15
Why Vic’s Voice Hits Different
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- DKDavid Kibuuka
This is how we were exchanging it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Ex- exchanging ideas. It's like ...
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, and with your world, you are able to use everything that you've learned throughout life, throughout your art, throughout your career, to carry out these videos. You understand the privilege that you have.
- TNTrevor Noah
It is the culmination of Vic Mensa, I feel like.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
100%.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's what I would call it.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Like 10 years ago, this Vic wouldn't exist, but with the travel that you've had, the, the work that you've done, the people that you've met, it makes whatever you have to say very poignant because you've lived it.
- TNTrevor Noah
And if I may add to that, I don't think you should ever take for granted how descrawnifying the message-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... like, how important that is.
- VMVic Mensa
What is descrawnifying?
- TNTrevor Noah
So oftentimes the things you're talking about are delivered by scrawny people that nobody wants to listen to.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
In dashikis.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Privilege.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, you wish it's dashikis. I'm talking about, like, when he's talking about, like, anything, Iran, the petrol dollar-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yep.
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, okay, yes
- TNTrevor Noah
... um, like race, um, you know, like, the, the, the, the carceral state. You, you name it. A lot of the time, the people who are talking about some of these topics-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Geeks
- TNTrevor Noah
... are scrawny-
- VMVic Mensa
Scrawny
- TNTrevor Noah
... geeks that nobody-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Old
- TNTrevor Noah
... wishes-
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... to, like-
- 1:49:15 – 1:52:54
Understanding Privilege
- TNTrevor Noah
doing that. So when that vessel presents that video, that message, and that story, someone can't be like, "Yeah, but of course you would say this, you, you, coming from Connecticut."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you know what I mean?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, of course it's easy for you to say, you, you know, because you, you, you, you're stuck.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I feel like that-
- VMVic Mensa
I like what you said about privilege too, man.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
I mean, I, I think about privilege a lot, man, and that like, um- One has to be, like, cognizant and conscious of your privileges in order to even have an effective message. You know what I'm saying? In order to have an authentic message, because we all have different privileges. You know what I'm saying? We might be oppressed in ways, be it for our, our race. You know what I mean? We're all Black men on this show right now. Um, but we're also all men, so we also-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... have a tremendous amount of privilege-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
... by being men. You know what I mean? By being able-bodied men. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's so many things that go into it. I, I think about that a lot, especially having, having a white mother and, um, having certain comforts in life that have come along with that, and with my father's occupation, him having the privilege to be the only one in his family to come to America.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? Like, the rest of my family in Ghana, they live in, in, in pretty, in pretty abject poverty. You know what I mean? By, by an American standard, for sure.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I mean? It's f- by... It's far from the bottom of the barrel in-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... in their community, but, like, f- by our standard, like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... not having working restrooms and-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... roofs caving in and... You know what I mean? Like, working jobs for 50, 60, $70 a month. Like, that's an unfathomable-
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Reality
- VMVic Mensa
... fucking reality.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? But, uh, my dad came to America. He had, he had the privilege to, to get an education here.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
And so I'm living a- as both the, the fucking result of, of a lot of privilege in the midst of a lot of oppression at the same time.
- 1:52:54 – 1:55:04
Race vs Class (Final Breakdown)
- TNTrevor Noah
so, so you, you, you are right. Is sort of even to what Dave was saying-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... about conspiracies and all of that, both things are true at the same time.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
It is always about race.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
But-
- TNTrevor Noah
But it might not be.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm.
- VMVic Mensa
And then just that the, the class conversation is, is actually the bigger conversation.
- TNTrevor Noah
It's always about class.
- VMVic Mensa
It's like where do you put the period on the sentence-
- TNTrevor Noah
It's always about class
- VMVic Mensa
... is, is important.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's, I like that
- VMVic Mensa
And it's, I feel like when you put the period on the sentence only after race, then oftentimes you're left without a full sentence, and you're left without, like, a clear goal.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? Because if you just fixate on the racial dimensions of things without realizing how they're a, a front-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... for the actual class-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yep
- VMVic Mensa
... struggle that exists-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yep
- VMVic Mensa
... this is a lifetime pursuit. You'll just be frustrated about-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... racism for the rest of your motherfucking life.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. You, you bas-
- VMVic Mensa
That's what you-
- TNTrevor Noah
You're basically chase-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- 1:55:04 – 1:58:03
Why Trump Won (Class Argument)
- TNTrevor Noah
why him and Mamdani could be in the same room, and that's why people could say, "I voted for Mamdani, but I also voted for Trump." And people are like, "What? How?" Yeah.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Because both of them spoke to class.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So the person who's listening goes, "No, no, no, I heard what Trump said. He said that I've been left behind. I have been left behind."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah. Even, even that phrase truth to power, because people always think you can only speak truth to power as it comes from a person who's under and then speaking to someone who's above. But someone who's above-
- TNTrevor Noah
No
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... can speak to someone who's under-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... and speak their truth to that power, because that person also has power as well.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Martin Luther King really became-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- VMVic Mensa
In immense danger when he started talking about a poor people's movement
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah. That was-
- VMVic Mensa
For sure that's when they assassinate you. I mean, Chairman Fred Hampton, he became that immense danger when he made the Rainbow Coalition combining-
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-huh. When he, when he pulled in poor white people
- VMVic Mensa
... the poor white group-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, it was-
- VMVic Mensa
... the Young Patriots with the-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... Puerto Rican Young Lords with the Black Panther Party.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yep.
- VMVic Mensa
When you-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... shift to a focus on class that doesn't ignore race, which is where I think a lot of the liberals m- lose me, is that they wanna look at class-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- VMVic Mensa
... as if race is not an interconnected, intrinsically-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... important-
- 1:58:03 – 1:59:10
MLK Was More Radical Than You Think
- VMVic Mensa
um-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, it's been flattened
- VMVic Mensa
... manipulated-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... and flattened-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... like you said, into, like, some fucking Disney Channel shit.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
You know what I'm saying? And but really he was, he was super revolutionary.
- TNTrevor Noah
What's interesting as well is how much they moved towards each other. You know, Malcolm X is always framed as this, like, burn it all down person. MLK is always framed as, like, kumbaya-
- VMVic Mensa
Right
- TNTrevor Noah
... let's all hug all the time. And if you look at their writings and what they, what they shared towards the end of their lives, they sort of gravitated towards the other. Malcolm X was going, "Hey, maybe we should speak more-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... and maybe we should be a little softer." And, and MLK was-
- VMVic Mensa
Let's talk to white people, you know, they-
- TNTrevor Noah
And M- MLK was like, "Nah, maybe, maybe we should, you know, protest. Maybe we should riot a little bit more. Maybe we should-"
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
It, it, it is interesting how we find that, that middle, and it makes me wonder with you, like, let's talk... You know, you've got old Vic Mensa where... Or, or rather-
- VMVic Mensa
Alternate universe Vic Mensa.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, let's talk about the, like, the Vic Mensa that-
- VMVic Mensa
The Rick and Morty portal
- TNTrevor Noah
... people couldn't have, like, known-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
... because social media wasn't what it was.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Right? Who is this guy? Oh, he, hip-hop artist, but he's also he wants to fight all the time. He's angry, whatever. Now we see you. Like, in your videos
- 1:59:10 – 2:03:13
The “Orange Videos” Explained 🍊
- TNTrevor Noah
you're laughing, you're peeling that orange. By the way, how do you peel them so effic- Like, what, what type of orange is that? I wanna know.
- VMVic Mensa
AI.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no. Not-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no. I mean this, I mean this. Can I see your hands? Can I just see your hands?
- VMVic Mensa
These hands have peeled infinite oranges.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no. I, like-
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
I genuinely wanna know, like, how-
- VMVic Mensa
How do you start the peeling? Because usually I bite the-
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you, do you peel orange-
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah, no, I bite the top first-
- TNTrevor Noah
Let me tell you something
- VMVic Mensa
... and then I'm like, "Ugh"
- TNTrevor Noah
Let me tell you something.
- VMVic Mensa
Then I go in.
- TNTrevor Noah
He-
- VMVic Mensa
Because my thumbs-
- VMVic Mensa
You're a nut. You bite it?
- VMVic Mensa
I don't trust my... Yo, you make it seem like it's the easiest thing.
- TNTrevor Noah
I, I think-
- VMVic Mensa
My man, have you ever tried to start an orange?
- TNTrevor Noah
You start-
- VMVic Mensa
Yes, I have. But how- [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, you... I've never seen a video where you go in and you're like, "Yo, let- let's talk about-"
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... "the subjugation of pe-"
- VMVic Mensa
Uh. Uh.
- TNTrevor Noah
You just peel-
- 2:03:13 – 2:05:57
What’s Next for Vic Mensa
- TNTrevor Noah
What are you ... Because now, again, to go back to how people perceive someone, I think there are a lot of people who, like, see you as that guy now.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
A- and, and I've, I've just learned to accept this. You know, we- we've-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah, yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... spoken about this.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Is like, people meet you where they meet you.
- VMVic Mensa
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And they'll just, like, know you as they know you.
- VMVic Mensa
That. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So you'll be the orange guy-
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... who says the, the news. And then my favorite thing will be, like, how people describe it when they see you. They'll be like, "Oh, man, he the, the, the orange news guy. Oh, he's the, he's the ... " You know, you know, and I've heard everything for myself. The, the, my favorite one was they said, "He's that, he- he's that," what'd they say? "He's that British news nigga from South Africa."
- VMVic Mensa
Whoever he may be. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] But when they said that, I was like, "That's the greatest description."
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Or he's that dude that let the phone ring once.
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs] The British news nigga.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. They said that, they said, "The British news nigga from South Africa." Then I went, "You said British, but you said South Africa."
- VMVic Mensa
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
So I-
- VMVic Mensa
I love that
- TNTrevor Noah
... I'll take it.
- VMVic Mensa
Oh, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So where, where, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Like, I, I see it the same way, man, you know what I'm saying? Like, having, um, done and continuing to do many things-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... I'll find that people, people might find me in an album cycle, and they'd be like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... "You know, this music, I love this." People might find me while I'm acting on a TV show.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- 2:05:57 – 2:06:52
Music, Fatherhood & Purpose
- VMVic Mensa
And, uh, and, and I landed there. But in a lot of ways it's like, it's about family, it's about me coming into fatherhood. Um, there's a lot of African sounds manifested in my own way. So it's not, like, an overt- overtly political-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... album.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Like, it's got moments like that, but that's not the, that's not the heart of it, you know? The h- the h- it's called Mansa Musa Mensa, so it's, it's about my son-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That's wonderful
- TNTrevor Noah
... really.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That's beautiful, man
- VMVic Mensa
... like, at, at its root, you know what I'm saying? But I also, uh, I did this short film that's like marrying the, uh, the Orange Tree shit to the narrative scripted thing I was talking about.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
And, uh, so that's coming out soon. We get off here, I'm, I wanna show you guys-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- VMVic Mensa
... 'cause I make some-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, that'll be amazing
- VMVic Mensa
... I talk about some things that I think will, will relate to you.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Nice.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yo, man, this has been everything and more.
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah. Appreciate you guys, man.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, man, I, I, I genuinely-
- VMVic Mensa
Appreciate y'all for having me
- TNTrevor Noah
... can I tell you, I,
- 2:06:52 – 2:08:20
The Internet, Truth & Responsibility
- TNTrevor Noah
I ... Let's say if I, if I separate, like, the human you side of it-
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... and the, you know, the things you're doing. He'll tell you, uh, this is, like, how I am in the world abou- about the internet in particular. I just, I f- I spend an inordinate amount of time worrying that the internet, social media, slash whatever we wanna call it, gave birth to something that was beautiful in that it, it, it democratized a platform. It democratized, uh-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Opinions
- TNTrevor Noah
... you know, opinions.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
It, it really, it diffused the power that was once contained by a few. But I think if we're not careful, it can also incentivize everyone to become a few, you know? So everyone's cooking channels look the same. Everyone farms outrage the same. Everyone g- tries to find craziness the same. Everyone ... And genuinely, what I love about what you do is you haven't reduced yourself to a caricature.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You, you, you just, you don't seem to be trying to pour fuel on any fire. Like, the, the, one of my favorite moments was when you went back in to speak about Iran and how people had, like, misinterpreted. And you were like, "No, no, guys, let me try and articulate this for you even more clearly." And I was like, that there is the antithesis of what, like, the internet i- is experiencing right now. You didn't double down
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... you cut back and you elaborated. And I was like, "This is the most beautiful thing," because it, it, it, it opens up space and conversation. So I, I just wanted to say to you as, as a human being living through this, I go like, "Man,
- 2:08:20 – 2:11:44
Being Willing to Change Your Mind
- TNTrevor Noah
thank you."
- VMVic Mensa
Thank you, man. I-
- TNTrevor Noah
Thank you for doing that, for real
- VMVic Mensa
... appreciate that a lot. Yeah, the Iran, I mean, uh, yeah, the Iran situation too was like, I felt like I learned more information talking to people that I respected once I had already spoken. And I tried to make a decision that I think is important for me just as a human being to be like, "I'm willing to adjust my perspective-
- TNTrevor Noah
See, this is what I'm talking about
- VMVic Mensa
... as new information-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Comes in
- VMVic Mensa
... comes in that gives me more context and I have more understanding. You know what I mean? Like, I have to be. I think so often it's easy to be rigid and be like, "Well, I already said what I said. And so it is what it is."
- TNTrevor Noah
Hmm.
- VMVic Mensa
You know? Uh, but that wouldn't be honest, you know what I mean? I think at the end of the day, I'm, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to be real honest, authentic. And when I learn new information, I, I want to be able to adjust.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. But even, even those we hold in the highest esteem, I don't think, I don't think do that in, in, in the most honorable way. So I look at newspapers, the amount of times they print a retraction in the tiniest-
- VMVic Mensa
Hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... corner of the newspaper. I go, I'm not saying, you know, put it on the front page, but put it where the original story was-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah.
- VMVic Mensa
Right
- TNTrevor Noah
... at least. Just instill in people the idea that you can make a mistake publicly-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Make a mistake
- TNTrevor Noah
... and go like-
- VMVic Mensa
Right
- TNTrevor Noah
... "Oh, yeah, did I? Yeah, I actually didn't know at the time, and I didn't think ... " Because it's not always malicious.
- VMVic Mensa
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's the main thing is it's not always malicious. And what I found interesting was you didn't put it in the comments. You didn't put it below. I watched a video the other day of, it was like a super viral video where someone was talking about Justin Bieber performing at Coachella. And they were saying, "Do you know the real reason Justin Bieber played all of his music off of a laptop is because he sold his rights. So he sold all of his publishing and his rights, and he can't perform them. So this was a genius move. He plays the YouTube video a- and then Justin Bieber's able to have his songs, but he can't perform them. He's legally not allowed to per- " And then it was like, no, that, that's not the thing. Coachella pays a license fee. Anyone can sing any song. That thing's covered. He was doing something artistic. And then when people corrected this viral video, they then in the comments just put a little ... They left the video up.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No way.
- TNTrevor Noah
But then they said, "I, I should have included the fact that this doesn't actually apply to Justin because you can perform what you want. But still, it's an interesting thing to think about, isn't it?"
- VMVic Mensa
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I was like, what are you doing?
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
What are you doing? Like, you are so obsessed with the, the view count-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... that you're willing to throw everything else. And what I found impressive was you made a video as prominent. You got an orange, you came out, you did the ... It's not like you were like, "All right, all right, all right. Me clarifying this doesn't deserve this." It wasn't like now Vic Mensa's in his bedroom like, "Hey, guys, so I put out this video a while ago, and I just want to say I'm sorry." No.
- 2:11:44 – 2:15:28
The WhatsApp Call Debate 😂
- TNTrevor Noah
your eyes.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
What if I retract my upper lip? [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Now carry on.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Okay. Yeah. So [laughs] a lot of people when confronted by their friend about calling them and the phone ringing a certain way-
- TNTrevor Noah
I knew it
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... at a certain time for however long-
- TNTrevor Noah
His eyes gave him away
- DKDavid Kibuuka
... a lot of people would say, "You know, that's how network works, and that's how ... 'cause Wi-Fi, we're in the same place." A lot of people will never actually take the phone and dial their friend and put it on speaker and hear how many rings there are and have the same said friend on the side acknowledging-
- TNTrevor Noah
Can I tell you-
- VMVic Mensa
It is a blatant lie that you, you called.
- TNTrevor Noah
Can I tell you-
- VMVic Mensa
Blatant lie
- TNTrevor Noah
... you know what we're gonna do immediately-
- VMVic Mensa
And then you just powered through as if you didn't lie
- TNTrevor Noah
... immediately, immediately. [laughs]
- VMVic Mensa
You know what we're gonna do.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
I even forgot about it.
- VMVic Mensa
I will say sometimes, sometimes I do that though. Sometimes I try to call a motherfucker at a time-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
No, but-
- VMVic Mensa
... and I'm like, man-
- DKDavid Kibuuka
Wait, wait, wait
- VMVic Mensa
... I just called this nigga with two rings.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
That's, yes. That's why I was like-
- VMVic Mensa
I hope he don't pick up the fucking- [phone ringing]
- TNTrevor Noah
We're gonna, we're gonna-
- VMVic Mensa
Wait, wait, no, no. Hang up, hang up, hang up.
- DKDavid Kibuuka
My phone is, my phone's on silent.
- VMVic Mensa
No. No, no, no.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hang up. No, hang up.
- VMVic Mensa
We're gonna, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, I want to say, yo, can you hear me?
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