Joe Rogan Experience #1523 - Joey Diaz & Brian Redban

(thumping sound) (snaps fingers) Whoo! Salud, gentlemen. (glasses clinking)

Salud. Happy birthday, my brother.

Thank you so much. Thank you for being here.

To many more.

Thank you, Young Jamie. (glasses clinking)

Thanks, sweetie.

Thank you. Thank you all. Whoo. (sighs)

Tremendous.

53 spins around the sun.

I have not fucking had a drink the whole fucking-

The whole COVID?

... the whole COVID. Not an- and, you know, and I didn't drink before that either, I don't think.

No, you weren't much of a drinker.

It's fuck- every night I go home, I'm gonna have a make up 'cause that- the Heineken makes it light.

Yeah.

Five points.

Oh, yeah.

Tremendous. The last-

They make a double zero that actually tastes good.

The last-

Zero alcohol, it's the be- they- Heineken has, for sure, the best non-alcoholic beer.

Really?

It tastes like fucking beer. Like, you're- you- if you were a alcoholic, you'd be like, "Oh, my God. I fucked up." Like s- you know how you have those- like, I like O'Doul's. They taste good, but it doesn't taste like beer. A cold O'Doul's is delicious. I like those non-alcoh- I do. Some people don't like 'em. I like 'em. Like, a cold one is really nice. But it- you know what you're doing. With the Heineken, they kinda trick you. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're doing some weird shit 'cause it tastes like- it tastes like beer.

Well, beer is like a taste kind of.

Yeah.

That's- that's why O'Doul's work. It's kind of like s- that smoke juice you put in meat. Like, "Oh, that's the s- taste of smoke."

Right, or like watermelon gum.

Yeah.

That shit don't taste like watermelon.

Nah, but still good. (laughs)

But you know what it is.

Yeah.

It's so crazy how beer- like, I grew up on six-packs and eight-packs.

Hmm.

Eight-packs were the eight ounces.

Yeah.

Nips, you got a case of nips or a case of beer. And then you went out to Colorado and they had 3.2.

3.2?

Alcohol.

Low alcohol beer.

If you're under-

Like Utah.

... between 18 and 21.

Oh, really?

That's what you have to drink. Then when you turn 21-

Oh.

... they give you the full dose. There used to be a club on the hill. I for- uh, I forget what it was, in- in the University of Boulder downstairs, and that's what they served you, 3.2 beer.

Right around the time I was turning 18 was the time they made it 21 years old. I'm pretty sure. Find out when they did it in Massachusetts. When did Massachusetts make the drinking age from 18 to 21? I feel like I missed it by, like, a year or two, but probably for good. They were like, "Jesus Christ." Like-