Joe Rogan Experience #1440 - Fortune Feimster

Joe Rogan Experience #1440 - Fortune Feimster

The Joe Rogan ExperienceMar 12, 20202h 50m

Joe Rogan (host), Fortune Feimster (guest), Jamie Vernon (guest), Jamie Vernon (guest)

Explosion of comedy specials and Tom Segura’s makeup fiascoUFC fights, injuries, and how fight sports differ from other sportsCoronavirus, pandemics, wet markets, and overpopulation concernsGuns, self-defense laws, and safety versus danger of firearmsWeed, edibles, extreme dosing (Joey Diaz), and mental health risksStandup craft: writing process, The Comedy Store, and touringReligion, televangelists, tithing, and medical pseudoscience

In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, featuring Joe Rogan and Fortune Feimster, Joe Rogan Experience #1440 - Fortune Feimster explores fortune Feimster Talks Standup, UFC, Coronavirus, and Comedy Craft Joe Rogan and Fortune Feimster riff on everything from UFC fights and coronavirus fears to bad makeup jobs, dog puke in cars, and bizarre food like bat and horse meat.

Fortune Feimster Talks Standup, UFC, Coronavirus, and Comedy Craft

Joe Rogan and Fortune Feimster riff on everything from UFC fights and coronavirus fears to bad makeup jobs, dog puke in cars, and bizarre food like bat and horse meat.

They dive into guns, self-defense laws, extreme weed use, televangelist scams, and whether we might be living in a simulation, all filtered through Rogan’s curiosity and Feimster’s Southern, self-deprecating humor.

A big chunk of the conversation centers on the craft and business of standup—how Fortune writes, the evolution of The Comedy Store, the impact of Netflix specials, and what it really takes to build an hour.

Throughout, Fortune tells her origin story from journalist to headliner, discusses weight loss and health, and previews her Netflix special and first theater tour.

Key Takeaways

The standup boom is real—and Netflix is central to it.

Rogan and Feimster note how unprecedented the current wave of comedy specials is, with Netflix creating massive reach that can jump a comic from clubs into theaters if they’re ready with material and touring.

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Fighting is compelling partly because it can end instantly.

Unlike most sports that always go the distance, combat sports can end in seconds, which Rogan explains is why even short, anticlimactic knockouts still feel thrilling to live audiences.

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Pandemics expose how underprepared and interconnected we are.

Their coronavirus discussion highlights concerns about wet markets, population pressure, and airborne spread, alongside the reality that global travel and dense cities accelerate disease transmission.

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Guns are simultaneously a danger and an equalizer.

They wrestle with the paradox that firearms enable terrible accidents and impulsive violence, yet also protect vulnerable people from stronger attackers, with huge differences in state laws around self-defense and liability.

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Weed affects people very differently—and high doses can be risky.

While Rogan enjoys moderate use, he recounts Joey Diaz’s massive edible habits and references research suggesting extreme THC doses may trigger psychotic breaks or schizophrenia in predisposed individuals.

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Serious standup is more writing and editing than people realize.

Feimster writes full scripts in Word, moves paragraphs around, and repeatedly tapes and relistens to sets—showing how strong stories come from tightening language, reordering beats, and cutting bloat, not just “being funny on stage.”

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Career freedom comes from diversifying and betting on yourself.

Rogan urges comics like Bert Kreischer to leave limiting TV gigs and build standup careers they control; he credits podcasting and multiple income streams with freeing him from creative gatekeepers and fear-based decisions.

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Notable Quotes

You can just do it on stage and you will come up with an act—but you’re doing yourself a disservice.

Joe Rogan

I went from zero to sixty. I wish I had middled.

Fortune Feimster

If no one had guns, the world would be a way better place—but then we’d be at the mercy of giant people.

Joe Rogan

I never knew when I started standup that it would be so much writing.

Fortune Feimster

We should treat healthcare in this country the same way we would treat fighting demons.

Joe Rogan

Questions Answered in This Episode

How much of a modern comic’s success is talent versus strategy—writing discipline, platform choice, and touring decisions?

Joe Rogan and Fortune Feimster riff on everything from UFC fights and coronavirus fears to bad makeup jobs, dog puke in cars, and bizarre food like bat and horse meat.

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What ethical responsibilities do comics and podcasters have when they discuss pandemics or medical issues in such casual, humorous ways?

They dive into guns, self-defense laws, extreme weed use, televangelist scams, and whether we might be living in a simulation, all filtered through Rogan’s curiosity and Feimster’s Southern, self-deprecating humor.

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At what point does gun ownership shift from reasonable self-defense into statistically unjustifiable risk, given human error and impulsivity?

A big chunk of the conversation centers on the craft and business of standup—how Fortune writes, the evolution of The Comedy Store, the impact of Netflix specials, and what it really takes to build an hour.

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If high-dose cannabis can trigger severe mental health crises in some people, how should legalization and marketing be designed to account for that?

Throughout, Fortune tells her origin story from journalist to headliner, discusses weight loss and health, and previews her Netflix special and first theater tour.

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How will the rise of VR, simulation theories, and on-demand content change the future of live standup, if at all?

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Transcript Preview

Joe Rogan

Three, two, one. Fortune. What's up?

Fortune Feimster

Jo.

Joe Rogan

Good to see you. What's happening?

Fortune Feimster

You too. This is exciting.

Joe Rogan

It's exciting for me too.

Fortune Feimster

Aww.

Joe Rogan

Aww.

Fortune Feimster

Our first date.

Joe Rogan

Do you have a special coming out or something going on?

Fortune Feimster

I- it just came out.

Joe Rogan

(gasps)

Fortune Feimster

Like, a month ago.

Joe Rogan

Oh, it's out already?

Fortune Feimster

Yeah.

Joe Rogan

I didn't even know.

Fortune Feimster

Well, there's a lot of specials coming out right now.

Joe Rogan

Goddamn, is this the craziest time ever for specials?

Fortune Feimster

Yeah. It's like one after another after another.

Joe Rogan

It really is. Like, I can't remember ever in the history of comedy there's been this many specials released.

Fortune Feimster

No. And like, just killers every week.

Joe Rogan

Yeah. Speaking of special, pull up the, um, the video of Tom Segura's-

Fortune Feimster

(laughs)

Joe Rogan

... new special. There's a... Uh, it's on... "Netflix is a joke," on, uh, Instagram. Has a copy of it.

Fortune Feimster

Oh, 'cause he's doing English and Spanish, right?

Joe Rogan

Yeah. Uh, this one's just English.

Fortune Feimster

Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan

And he's gonna do one in Spanish. You gotta... Yeah, people don't know that Tom Segura is fluent in Espanol.

Fortune Feimster

Yeah. He had his mom on his podcast.

Joe Rogan

Yeah.

Fortune Feimster

And that was cool.

Joe Rogan

In Spanish.

Fortune Feimster

Yeah.

Joe Rogan

Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's funny because he looks so white. He looks like a white bro.

Fortune Feimster

I know. (laughs)

Joe Rogan

And then sometimes Mexicans will talk shit around him.

Fortune Feimster

(laughs)

Joe Rogan

And, and he'll just look at them and then say something in Spanish. And they're like, "Oh, no." (laughs)

Fortune Feimster

Oh, that's the best, to have that secret weapon. (laughs)

Joe Rogan

(laughs)

Fortune Feimster

Especially in LA.

Joe Rogan

They need to see it. No, d- play... There's a video of it.

Fortune Feimster

Does he have lipstick on?

Joe Rogan

That's what I was gonna say.

Fortune Feimster

(laughs)

Joe Rogan

Thank you. Play the video.

Fortune Feimster

I love you, Tom. I love you, Tom.

Joe Rogan

Play the video. They fucked him. He let some lady put make... I never let them put makeup on me. Never. And they always bring someone... And this is why. This is why.

Fortune Feimster

Oh.

Joe Rogan

They, they made him out... And by the way, they color corrected it 'cause it was way worse than that before.

Fortune Feimster

Oh, really?

Joe Rogan

He told me it was way worse than that. I go, "What the fuck, bro?"

Fortune Feimster

(laughs) He looks-

Joe Rogan

He's like, "I know." I go, "Dude, you can't let them do that to you."

Fortune Feimster

It looks like he kissed Cristina and then went out to do the show. (laughs)

Joe Rogan

He looks like a clown. He looks like a clown from the 1930s. Like one of them black and white movies. Like, look at that. That's crazy.

Fortune Feimster

Oh, man.

Joe Rogan

They put lipstick on him. They put lipstick on him-

Fortune Feimster

That is...

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