Joe Rogan Experience #1194 - Sober October 2 Recap

1. 0:00 – 0:19

   Sober October officially ends: instant celebration and post-challenge disbelief

   1. ASAri Shaffir0:00

      Five.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Five, four, three, two, one. Boom. It's over, boys.

   3. BKBert Kreischer0:08

      Cheers.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:08

      We did it.

   5. TSTom Segura0:09

      Cheers. Cheers.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:10

      Sober October-

   7. TSTom Segura0:11

      Cheers, buddy.

   8. BKBert Kreischer0:11

      Cheers.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      ... has come to an end.

   10. BKBert Kreischer0:13

       Cheers. (laughs)

   11. TSTom Segura0:14

       (laughs) Cheers.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:14

       It is now No Remember November.

   13. TSTom Segura0:15

       Here we go.

   14. BKBert Kreischer0:16

       Better November. No Remember November. I like that.

2. 0:19 – 3:00

   How the competition got personal: strategies, trash talk, and psychological games

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      First of all, (clears throat) whose fucking stupid idea was it to do this goddamn fitness challenge, Tommy Buns?

   2. BKBert Kreischer0:25

      (laughs)

   3. TSTom Segura0:25

      That was awful.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      Last, last year, last year, we did a, a nice, calm 15 hot yogas.

   5. TSTom Segura0:30

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:31

      It was not that big a deal.

   7. BKBert Kreischer0:31

      How is that so awful?

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:32

      Not even close.

   9. BKBert Kreischer0:34

      Not even close to this.

   10. TSTom Segura0:35

       Not even close.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       No, this was so much more difficult.

   12. TSTom Segura0:37

       And I didn't expect this-

   13. BKBert Kreischer0:39

       Oh.

   14. TSTom Segura0:39

       ... but I like it.

   15. BKBert Kreischer0:40

       Yeah.

   16. TSTom Segura0:40

       I liked ... I think it's fun to be competitive with your friends.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yes.

   18. TSTom Segura0:44

       It's a fun thing.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       It was fun.

   20. TSTom Segura0:44

       I mean, not year round.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       No.

   22. TSTom Segura0:46

       But, like, like, isolating something like this?

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Once a year.

   24. TSTom Segura0:49

       Yeah.

   25. BKBert Kreischer0:49

       Oh, you get to see different sides of people you didn't know existed. Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah.

   27. TSTom Segura0:51

       Oh, yeah.

   28. BKBert Kreischer0:52

       Jesus Christ, Joe. I wasn't happy for any of you.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       (laughs)

   30. BKBert Kreischer0:54

       I'm happy any of you worked out. So you have no idea.
3. 3:00 – 5:07

   The MyZone points system explained (and why 600–1000 point days were insane)

   1. TSTom Segura3:00

      For context-

   2. BKBert Kreischer3:00

      Like, I was looking at the ... Uh, th- uh, the ... When we started this month and I put in my 700-point day, everyone was a little bit like, "Wow, Bert." Uh, by the way, I ran almost a marathon that day. Have no fucking clue. I was just looking at my goddamn phone the whole time.

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:12

      Just checking the points.

   4. BKBert Kreischer3:13

      Just checking the points. I was always-

   5. TSTom Segura3:14

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan3:15

      So, so peop- so people-

   7. BKBert Kreischer3:15

      I love this.

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:15

      ... who don't know what the points are, we'll explain. If you get 70% of your max heart rate, that's three points a minute. If you get 80% of your max fr- heart rate or above, that's four points a minute. So we all tried to stay in the 80 range 'cause that's where you get your money.

   9. TSTom Segura3:27

      Right.

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:27

       That's where the, that's where the points-

   11. BKBert Kreischer3:28

       So you had to-

   12. TSTom Segura3:28

       So you had to.

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:28

       You get two-

   14. BKBert Kreischer3:29

       So a heavy workout for an hour in that range, from 80 to 100, a heavy workout is, gives you 240 points. So if you-

   15. TSTom Segura3:34

       But that's if you're maxxed out for 60 minutes.

   16. BKBert Kreischer3:36

       If you're, if you're maxxed out.

   17. JRJoe Rogan3:37

       Yeah.

   18. BKBert Kreischer3:37

       That just gives you context to what a 600-

   19. TSTom Segura3:40

       Which was easier-

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:41

       One day, I got ni- I did a 935-point workout.

   21. BKBert Kreischer3:43

       Jesus. It was over after that. We ... Tom and I were talking.

   22. TSTom Segura3:45

       That was the beginning of the end. Yeah.

   23. BKBert Kreischer3:47

       I was in New York and called him. I was like, "Dude, he's just fucking going dragging elk around."

   24. TSTom Segura3:52

       Yeah.

   25. BKBert Kreischer3:52

       "He has it on the whole time. He's dragging elk around."

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:53

       No, that wasn't even that one.

   27. TSTom Segura3:55

       No, that was another one.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:55

       That was, that was, uh, the, the elk hu- hunting day.

   29. TSTom Segura3:58

       Yeah, that was a different one.

   30. BKBert Kreischer3:58

       Yeah.
4. 5:07 – 7:08

   Late-night uploading drama: Ari’s ‘night moves’ and the battle for the leaderboard

   1. BKBert Kreischer5:07

      Does the family see you guys anymore? (laughs)

   2. TSTom Segura5:08

      Yeah, that's what I was wondering. Did ... Like, (laughs) there was, like ... I, I didn't have ... I ... There was a ... It was ... A part of it was time management.

   3. BKBert Kreischer5:15

      I was ... I suffered socially from this.

   4. TSTom Segura5:17

      That's a huge part of it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan5:18

      (clears throat)

   6. BKBert Kreischer5:18

      (laughs)

   7. TSTom Segura5:18

      A har- a huge part ... The huge part was, like, who had the most time to spend in the gym?

   8. BKBert Kreischer5:21

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan5:22

      Yeah.

   10. TSTom Segura5:22

       Yeah.

   11. BKBert Kreischer5:22

       I was here two Mondays ago, or last Monday, and it was, it was ... It's popping out at the Comedy Store. I was gonna hang out with everybody, you know. And then it was like, "No, it's 10 o'clock. Gotta ... I gotta get a couple of hours in." And then, "Oh, well."

   12. TSTom Segura5:33

       Your workouts, your workouts were so late.

   13. BKBert Kreischer5:35

       So late. (laughs)

   14. TSTom Segura5:36

       'Cause they were all logs.

   15. BKBert Kreischer5:36

       No, no, no, fuck Ari. Fuck y- y- I gotta say this. Fuck you with you posting your goddamn workouts in the middle of the night. It was so deflating to go to sleep going- Yeah, I wanted, I watched you go to bed.

   16. TSTom Segura5:44

       I've got a 200-point lead-

   17. BKBert Kreischer5:46

       Of course.

   18. TSTom Segura5:46

       ... and then wake up and go, "How am I 600 points behind?"

   19. JRJoe Rogan5:48

       (laughs)

   20. BKBert Kreischer5:48

       I tried to break spirit.

   21. TSTom Segura5:49

       It was fun.

   22. BKBert Kreischer5:50

       Because that's the other thing. Ari went through, when he got this tracker, and he found out all the work, workarounds. So he would build up work points in his tracker and then he'd Bluetooth it in the middle of the fucking night.

   23. JRJoe Rogan6:01

       Yeah.

   24. ASAri Shaffir6:01

       No, I'd also do the workouts then.

   25. TSTom Segura6:02

       He would work out?

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:02

       Oh, he was doing workouts at, like, 10:00, 10:00 PM.

   27. BKBert Kreischer6:04

       I'd come home from the cellar at 1:30 AM, and then I'd be like-

   28. TSTom Segura6:06

       Yeah.

   29. BKBert Kreischer6:06

       ... "Let me change and go out there." That was the worst.

   30. TSTom Segura6:08

       Dude, that was so- He would go out to the gym at 2:00 in the morning.
5. 7:08 – 7:41

   Cheating ideas (real and imagined): age hacks, proxy wearers, and disqualification-worthy schemes

   1. TSTom Segura7:08

      And then I kept going. Okay, first of all, I had fallback plans.

   2. JRJoe Rogan7:12

      Okay, what was the plans?

   3. TSTom Segura7:13

      Okay, Michelle Wolf offered to give... Let me just have her wear the thing.

   4. JRJoe Rogan7:18

      Wow.

   5. TSTom Segura7:19

      From day one, that was definitely the fallback plan.

   6. BKBert Kreischer7:21

      Tom, but I knew that was gonna happen regardless.

   7. JRJoe Rogan7:22

      Is she a workout fiend?

   8. TSTom Segura7:23

      Oh yeah, she runs 10 miles a day every day.

   9. BKBert Kreischer7:25

      Oh my God.

   10. JRJoe Rogan7:25

       Oh my God.

   11. TSTom Segura7:25

       And when I asked her, I was like, "Hey, would you wear this thing for me if I needed you to?" She goes, "I know what you're talking about. Absolutely I'll wear it for you."

   12. JRJoe Rogan7:33

       Whoa.

   13. TSTom Segura7:33

       "I will stay in the right zone, I'll tell no one." She feels left out. (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan7:38

       Oh.

   15. TSTom Segura7:38

       She thinks she would lap all of us.

   16. BKBert Kreischer7:39

       She's a beast.

   17. TSTom Segura7:40

       Yeah, she goes crazy.

   18. ASAri Shaffir7:41

       Yeah. Yeah, she probably would.

6. 7:41 – 12:11

   Joe’s 5.5-hour elliptical marathon: meditative suffering, sweat storms, and a fire alarm

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:41

      Well, this is... None of this is what we do.

   2. BKBert Kreischer7:44

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan7:44

      Like, I don't do long cardio sessions.

   4. ASAri Shaffir7:46

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan7:47

      I did five and a half hours on an elliptical after running for an hour.

   6. TSTom Segura7:52

      Five- What?

   7. JRJoe Rogan7:53

      Yeah.

   8. ASAri Shaffir7:53

      This is how you get one of those crazy days.

   9. JRJoe Rogan7:55

      I o- that's why I got 935 points. I, I ran for an hour and then I stayed on the elliptical for five and a half hours.

   10. ASAri Shaffir8:01

       Wow.

   11. TSTom Segura8:01

       You would see it going, you'd check it and be like, "Fucking Brogan got 300 points." And then you'd talk and you'd check back in 30 minutes later and be like, "Oh no, it's still going."

   12. ASAri Shaffir8:07

       Yeah.

   13. TSTom Segura8:07

       "It's still going."

   14. ASAri Shaffir8:08

       What the fuck?

   15. JRJoe Rogan8:09

       Well, I just wanted to see how far I could go. The thought was, like, when you're tired, how tired are you? Can you take another step? Okay. Can you take two? Okay. Can you take three? Can you just keep going? I bet you can keep going. Let's see how long you can keep going. And then you get to this point where you just, just think about breathing. Just think about breathing.

   16. TSTom Segura8:30

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan8:30

       That's all I was thinking about. I was just thinking about in and outs and just trying to stay... Almost like a meditative state, trying to stay in the zone.

   18. TSTom Segura8:35

       Mm-hmm.

   19. JRJoe Rogan8:35

       And I was pouring sweat. I set off the fire alarm.

   20. ASAri Shaffir8:38

       That's right. (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan8:38

       'Cause there was so much steam coming off my body.

   22. ASAri Shaffir8:39

       I've never seen that before.

   23. TSTom Segura8:40

       That's nuts.

   24. JRJoe Rogan8:41

       It set off the fire alarm.

   25. TSTom Segura8:42

       That's nuts.

   26. JRJoe Rogan8:43

       That was like four hours in, the fire alarm.

   27. ASAri Shaffir8:44

       I feel like that's a story most people don't get to tell about themselves, you know?

   28. TSTom Segura8:48

       (laughs)

   29. ASAri Shaffir8:48

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan8:48

       Dude, it was madness. (alarm going off) This is not how I work out. I work out for a, like, maybe an hour at most. I hit the bag, I'll do some rounds, I'll lift little weights. I'm not trying to kill myself. Like, this was, this was very interesting, 'cause I didn't, I didn't know what... How my body would respond-
7. 12:11 – 20:48

   Training tactics: machines vs. hills, minimalist shoes, and staying distracted

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:11

      Dude, my hardest workouts scored the shittiest. My hardest workouts are running the hills and lifting weights. If I run the hills, it gives me-... almost 40 points less than if I just rode a bike or rode an elliptical machine-

   2. TSTom Segura12:25

      'Cause you're not-

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:25

      Stayed in the zone.

   4. ... 'cause it's so f-

   5. TSTom Segura12:26

      And you go up and down, you have to pause.

   6. JRJoe Rogan12:28

      And the way I do it is I run hard and I take breaks. I take, like, a deep breath when I get to the top of one hill.

   7. TSTom Segura12:34

      He strokes his dick the whole time too, so that's-

   8. JRJoe Rogan12:36

      I rub-

   9. TSTom Segura12:36

      ... difficult. Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan12:36

       I rub my balls together-

   11. 12 points. (laughs)

   12. ... with my left hand and I give myself another, you know, sprint until I can't... I have, like, these points where I know I can make it too if I go full clip.

   13. TSTom Segura12:46

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan12:46

       And then I try to extend it a little bit and I keep trying to extend it. But when I do that, I'm going in the red. And on top of going in the red, um, I'm... It's like with lifting weights, like you need recovery time.

   15. TSTom Segura12:57

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan12:57

       And in recovery time, your heart rate crashes way low. You could just do the elliptical machine and just put it at like 15 resistance so it's got some, some give to it-

   17. TSTom Segura13:06

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan13:06

       ... and you start sweating. And then you get into a zone. You just get into a really-

   19. Yeah, and you just keep sweating.

   20. ... it's way easier.

   21. Uh-huh.

   22. But it's... A machine makes it all easy.

   23. TSTom Segura13:13

       But those-

   24. JRJoe Rogan13:13

       Because you just get into a zone, you just gotta be strong.

   25. TSTom Segura13:16

       I think the thing with those though, I mean, even though, like, if you do the intense workout, recovery's gonna be, you know, you're gonna need it, you're gonna feel it.

   26. JRJoe Rogan13:24

       Yeah.

   27. TSTom Segura13:24

       If you do those for like days in a row-

   28. JRJoe Rogan13:27

       Mm-hmm.

   29. TSTom Segura13:27

       ... there is still a fatigue, right? Like 'cause you're-

   30. JRJoe Rogan13:29

       Oh, yeah.
8. 20:48 – 25:27

   Physical and mental side effects: dehydration scares, libido jokes, sleep gains, and anxiety relief

   1. TSTom Segura20:48

      The last week or so was like dangerous.

   2. JRJoe Rogan20:50

      Wait, wait, wait.

   3. TSTom Segura20:50

      That- that- it became a fight for seconds.

   4. JRJoe Rogan20:53

      Dude, it got tricky when I started pissing iced tea-

   5. TSTom Segura20:53

      Yeah, that's fucked up.

   6. JRJoe Rogan20:53

      A lot of people were asking me about it. It's just dehydration, that's all it is.

   7. TSTom Segura20:57

      That's not- that's not a just.

   8. Well, a lot of people-

   9. BKBert Kreischer20:58

      Dude, people would message us, by the way.

   10. JRJoe Rogan21:00

       I got some dark pits.

   11. BKBert Kreischer21:00

       Like, "Joe's gonna die. Joe's gonna..."

   12. JRJoe Rogan21:02

       I'm okay, I didn't get rabid. But people- some people were upset, like- like they wanted me almost to get it because I'm always ragging on these CrossFit guys that get it.

   13. BKBert Kreischer21:09

       Yeah.

   14. TSTom Segura21:10

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan21:10

       I have not ragged on them. What I've had- said is that I have heard some negative opinions about CrossFits from experts that I trust, like Steve Maxwell. I'm not a fitness expert by any stretch of the imagination. I don't know whether or not CrossFit's bad or good, and I bet it's probably based on your application, the way you do it. Because if somebody asks me, "Is jujitsu good for your body?" (sighs) I'd be like, "Well, I've had a bunch of surgeries."

   16. TSTom Segura21:33

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan21:33

       Everybody I know has had surgeries.

   18. BKBert Kreischer21:35

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan21:35

       Everybody I know that does jujitsu, ah, our against- uh, he didn't even get his blue belt and he got surgery.

   20. BKBert Kreischer21:39

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan21:40

       Really?

   22. TSTom Segura21:40

       But I will say before we started this podcast, Joe did say those, uh, CrossFit people are tree hugging hippies.

   23. BKBert Kreischer21:45

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan21:46

       (laughs) I'm a tree hugging hippie.

   25. TSTom Segura21:47

       Uh, who wanna get their yoga black belt.

   26. JRJoe Rogan21:48

       I want a yoga black belt. I'd love a yoga black belt. I'm like a blue belt in yoga.

   27. BKBert Kreischer21:52

       Dude, halfway through the month, I told Tom this the other day and he laughed and so I tried it on stage and it worked, but I stopped producing semen. (laughs)

   28. TSTom Segura22:01

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan22:01

       Just coughing dust?

   30. BKBert Kreischer22:03

       Dude, my dick had the dry heaves just... (imitates retching)
9. 25:27 – 40:25

   Ari’s engine and anger: surprising endurance, rower brutality, and competitive identity

   1. BKBert Kreischer25:27

      I like the first break of sweat. I like, I love... What I love. And I, I have to say, I have to give props to people more than anything, but Ari doing that rower redefined the way I, I had to look at working out because I went... He, he was in 80%. Like, I know what 80% feels like.

   2. ASAri Shaffir25:44

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan25:44

      On a rower.

   4. BKBert Kreischer25:44

      He was there for an hour.

   5. JRJoe Rogan25:45

      On a rower, it's fucking hard.

   6. ASAri Shaffir25:46

      That was a tough one. And some of them are harder than others to keep at 80%. Biking was way harder. Mm-hmm. Did you know, did you know you were capable of it? Seriously, did you know? No.

   7. JRJoe Rogan25:54

      I thought he was capable of it.

   8. BKBert Kreischer25:55

      I, I, I did not. I did not.

   9. ASAri Shaffir25:57

      I, uh, uh, uh, running and stuff, that's fine. I could sort of do like that.

   10. BKBert Kreischer25:59

       Yeah.

   11. ASAri Shaffir25:59

       But I didn't know quite how much.

   12. JRJoe Rogan26:00

       Here's the, here's the deal.

   13. BKBert Kreischer26:01

       80% on a rower.

   14. JRJoe Rogan26:02

       Ari's angry.

   15. ASAri Shaffir26:03

       Yeah. I am angry. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan26:04

       Ari's an angry person.

   17. BKBert Kreischer26:06

       Really? (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan26:06

       Ari gets angry. Yes. Even when he's playful, angry.

   19. ASAri Shaffir26:08

       That's my, that's my, that's my zen spot.

   20. BKBert Kreischer26:10

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan26:10

       But even when Ari's playful angry, it's still energy.

   22. ASAri Shaffir26:14

       Right.

   23. JRJoe Rogan26:14

       Like that anger, like the anger that he gave everybody on that fucking podcast.

   24. ASAri Shaffir26:18

       Yeah.

   25. BKBert Kreischer26:18

       Ugh.

   26. JRJoe Rogan26:18

       The one you did with someone from my-

   27. ASAri Shaffir26:19

       Yeah, your hate cast. (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan26:20

       One of my favorite podcasts ever.

   29. BKBert Kreischer26:22

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan26:22

       Ari's hiking around doing a podcast talking shit about us.
10. 40:25 – 48:12

    Not sustainable: rhabdo talk, overtraining limits, and what ‘healthy’ training looks like after October

    1. JRJoe Rogan40:25

       Well, here's the thing. What- what we did was not healthy.

    2. BKBert Kreischer40:29

       No.

    3. JRJoe Rogan40:29

       This is what I wanted to talk about.

    4. ASAri Shaffir40:31

       Can you smell that ice on this?

    5. JRJoe Rogan40:32

       Not sustainable.

    6. BKBert Kreischer40:33

       Yeah, no chance. And, um, I, uh-

    7. TSTom Segura40:35

       I'm gonna keep it up.

    8. BKBert Kreischer40:36

       Like, all- no bullshit.

    9. TSTom Segura40:37

       No, no, not sustainable. It's crazy.

    10. ASAri Shaffir40:38

        Fuck no.

    11. BKBert Kreischer40:38

        No, I'm gonna- I'm gonna keep up. Spin class and try to do, on evenings, try to do-

    12. ASAri Shaffir40:42

        By the way-

    13. BKBert Kreischer40:42

        ... a six-mile jog.

    14. TSTom Segura40:43

        Uh, that's a good thought. What can we- what can we keep up?

    15. ASAri Shaffir40:46

        The 31st- the 31st-

    16. BKBert Kreischer40:47

        Yeah.

    17. TSTom Segura40:47

        Yeah.

    18. ASAri Shaffir40:47

        Like, I talked to you- I talked to everybody.

    19. JRJoe Rogan40:48

        Yeah.

    20. ASAri Shaffir40:49

        But that last workout.

    21. TSTom Segura40:52

        Yeah. I was dead.

    22. ASAri Shaffir40:53

        I- I couldn't- I couldn't have gone that much further.

    23. TSTom Segura40:55

        It's like, "Oh, my God."

    24. JRJoe Rogan40:55

        Well, no, in- in all honesty, after my piss came out a weird color, I really did, um, have phantom pains in my kidneys. I really was like, "Maybe that was- wasn't just dehydration."

    25. ASAri Shaffir41:07

        Yeah.

    26. JRJoe Rogan41:08

        "Maybe there's something more. Maybe there's something going on." I really did have some weird phantom idea that there was a pain, but physically, I felt pretty good, man.

    27. ASAri Shaffir41:16

        Yeah.

    28. JRJoe Rogan41:17

        Because the whole thing was, the- the lot of that rhabdo, and here's the thing about, it's called rhabdomyolysis. Is that how you say it? Did I say it right? Rhabdo, um, has actually been the s- source of death for a few fighters, where, um, guys got really beat up in a crazy, really difficult fight, and the- the thing that did them in was they were probably overtrained.

    29. TSTom Segura41:42

        Mm-hmm.

    30. JRJoe Rogan41:42

        And they probably did too much in the gym, didn't give themselves enough time to recover, and then had a really brutal fight.
11. 48:12 – 1:04:02

    Conversation detour: hunting stories, grizzly encounters, and why ‘monsters are real’

    1. JRJoe Rogan48:12

       I saw Adam Greentree, like, kill some elk in s- wherever the fuck he is these days and a bear claimed it. Mm-hmm.

    2. TSTom Segura48:18

       Did you see that?

    3. JRJoe Rogan48:19

       Yeah, he shot a moose.

    4. BKBert Kreischer48:20

       Jesus Christ.

    5. JRJoe Rogan48:22

       And it was in, uh-

    6. TSTom Segura48:22

       The bear just went on. He's like, "This is mine."

    7. JRJoe Rogan48:23

       Yeah, he shot a moose-

    8. TSTom Segura48:23

       "This is mine. I pissed on it and I dug it out."

    9. JRJoe Rogan48:25

       ... in the Yukon and a grizzly bear claimed it and covered it with dirt.

    10. BKBert Kreischer48:30

        Right away?

    11. JRJoe Rogan48:30

        Yeah, the entire moose. No, he, he shot it. They took part of it. See, what... A moose is probably like 1800 pounds. They're so big. They're like... A big elk, like a Rocky Mountain elk's like 800 pounds. That's a big one. A moose is 1000 pounds bigger than that when it's fully mature. So some-

    12. TSTom Segura48:49

        Whoa.

    13. JRJoe Rogan48:49

        And that's what Adam shot.

    14. BKBert Kreischer48:50

        God.

    15. JRJoe Rogan48:50

        He shot a gigantic moose. So they can only carry so much of it out. Like this, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pounds of meat. 1800 pounds moose might be seven, 800 pounds of it is meat.

    16. BKBert Kreischer49:02

        Fuck. Wow.

    17. JRJoe Rogan49:03

        You know? So you have to take it out in loads. So if you have two guys-

    18. BKBert Kreischer49:06

        Oh, Lord.

    19. JRJoe Rogan49:06

        ... right? You're taking out several loads. So they took out one pack out and then they came back and a giant grizzly bear had claimed it and covered it up.

    20. BKBert Kreischer49:16

        And the grizzly bear was still in the area?

    21. JRJoe Rogan49:17

        Oh, yeah. He covered up the moose.

    22. BKBert Kreischer49:18

        Oh, dude, Adam Greenree is one of my favorite people to follow on Instagram.

    23. JRJoe Rogan49:21

        Mm-hmm.

    24. BKBert Kreischer49:21

        But I know that no one likes when there's a lot of-

    25. ... little bleeps in a story. But when I go on Adam Greentree and he's got a hundred little dots, I go, "Oh, this is gonna be a good one."

    26. JRJoe Rogan49:29

        Yeah. It's adam.greentree on, uh, Instagram. And he's a, he's a bow hunter from Australia. And Australia's-

    27. BKBert Kreischer49:36

        He's an ass.

    28. JRJoe Rogan49:36

        ... an interesting place because one of the reasons why, I mean, he's, he's just a real smart guy. And a really, uh, uh, he's like, he's the real deal. Uh-

    29. BKBert Kreischer49:43

        A real deal in every way. And I'll, I'll pimp him out.

    30. JRJoe Rogan49:44

        Just as a person.

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