CHAPTERS
- 0:03 – 1:14
Tarantula hawk, bread as a provocation, and Joe’s carnivore cheat weekend
Joe welcomes Tom Papa with a discussion about a massive tarantula hawk specimen. Tom brings bread, which clashes with Joe’s month-long carnivore diet, leading into Joe’s Disneyland cheat weekend and the immediate return of aches and inflammation.
- •Maynard (Tool) sent Joe the tarantula hawk specimen
- •Tom brings sourdough bread; Joe jokes he’s being tempted
- •Joe cheats at Disneyland (ice cream, pasta, cookies)
- •Joe notices quick inflammation/aches after carbs and sugar
- •Returning to carnivore reduces pain within days
- 1:14 – 2:23
How Joe did the carnivore month (meals, allowed foods) and the chili-mango confession
They break down the details of Joe’s carnivore routine: two meals a day, no vegetables or fruit, but some eggs and fish. Joe admits he barely deviated—two olives and a couple pieces of chili mango—then explains why the sweet-spicy snack is so addictive.
- •Two meals per day; small post-workout meal then dinner
- •Allowed: meat, eggs, fish; excluded: carbs, vegetables, fruit
- •Two olives and two pieces of chili mango were the only ‘cheats’
- •Joe explains chili mango (dried mango with chili powder)
- •Guilt/discipline psychology around strict diets
- 2:23 – 4:36
Why Joe tried carnivore: autoimmune issues, vitiligo improvements, and ‘junk’ as the real culprit
Joe explains that January is ‘World Carnivore Month’ and many people report health benefits, especially with autoimmune conditions. He notes his vitiligo improved significantly, and frames refined sugar and processed carbs as the main drivers of inflammation for most people.
- •Carnivore Month motivation and anecdotal results
- •Joe’s vitiligo and noticeable pigment ‘filling in’
- •Eczema/autoimmune improvement stories
- •Joe’s view: refined sugar and junk carbs are the core problem
- •Cheese counts as an animal product in this framework
- 4:36 – 7:12
Sourdough craft: YouTube baking series, bagels/pretzels, and the East Coast water myth
Tom talks about moving his bread content from the Food Network to YouTube and the long, multi-day process of making a loaf. The conversation expands into sourdough bagels, technique over ‘magic water,’ and why starter flavor matters more than regional myths.
- •‘Getting Baked with Tom’ on YouTube; leaving Food Network behind
- •Bread baking as a skill: timing, temperature, intuitive feel
- •Branching into bagels, pretzels; boiling bagels with baking soda
- •LA bagels vs East Coast bagels; sourdough starter for deeper flavor
- •Debate: water minerals vs simply knowing what you’re doing
- 7:12 – 11:17
Tap water, hard vs soft water, and the conversation derails into bathroom humor
They riff on how New York tap water tastes, minerals in hard water, and why soft water makes soap feel never-ending. A joke about shower-head residue escalates into an extended, comedic tangent about masturbation logistics and ‘maintenance’ vs obsession.
- •NYC tap water pride vs skepticism; ‘carrots’ taste anecdote
- •Hard water = minerals; soft water makes soap linger
- •Shower residue joke triggers a bawdy tangent
- •Masturbation as ‘maintenance’ vs ritualized behavior
- •Humor about porn, obsession, and mental real estate
- 11:17 – 18:42
Normalization of violence and a deep dive into Comanche warfare and history
Joe pivots from media effects to real-world violence, describing how repeated exposure changes your reactions. He shares reading on Native American history—especially the Comanches—covering tactics, brutality, and the grim realities of frontier conflict.
- •Violence desensitization; Joe’s ‘technique critique’ reaction to fights
- •Comanches as dominant horse/archery warriors before repeaters
- •Lars Andersen archery technique: multiple arrows per second
- •Settler ‘cannon fodder’ land allotments and fort expansion strategy
- •Graphic discussion of torture and frontier brutality
- 18:42 – 23:37
Newark, New Jersey: corruption, decline, hopes for revival, and community rebuilding
Tom explains why he filmed his Netflix special in Newark: hometown affection and a desire to spotlight cities damaged by political corruption. They discuss urban turnaround stories like Asbury Park, local revitalization, and Joe’s memories of Newark in the crack era.
- •Tom’s special filmed in Newark as a statement of affection
- •Political corruption’s impact on NJ cities (Newark, Trenton, etc.)
- •Asbury Park revival and changing neighborhoods
- •Joe’s Newark childhood: blockbusting, neighborhood shifts, crack era
- •Grassroots efforts and optimism about city comebacks
- 23:37 – 30:51
Helping kids early: gardens, inner-city opportunity gaps, and the homelessness surge
Tom highlights his sister’s nonprofit creating city gardens and teaching kids where food comes from, emphasizing early intervention. Joe and Tom broaden the conversation to homelessness across U.S. cities, causes like mental illness and economics, and the lack of civic investment.
- •City Green nonprofit: gardens, school programs, kids ‘thirsty for love’
- •Early childhood intervention as the highest-leverage solution
- •Comparing overseas spending vs underfunded inner-city programs
- •Tent cities nationwide; LA’s massive homeless population
- •Mental illness policy shifts and the need for safety nets
- 30:51 – 37:20
Comedy as a supportive tribe: The Store’s ‘soul’ and why places feel haunted
They celebrate comedy’s communal culture—clubs as rare social hubs where everyone knows each other. The Comedy Store’s revival and intangible ‘soul’ leads into a discussion of whether spaces carry memory and why reductionist thinking resists that idea.
- •Comedians’ community: The Store/Cellar as social ‘home bases’
- •LA vs NYC hang culture; Improv bar changes ‘ruined’ its mojo
- •Places having ‘soul’ and shared emotional residue
- •Why some scientists dismiss ‘memory’ of spaces
- •Reclaimed wood desk, atmosphere, and comfort over time
- 37:20 – 45:44
Tom’s ghost evidence: Nest camera ‘intruder,’ ‘orb’ video, and the Roswell Rods debunk
Tom presents a Nest camera image he believes shows a ghost in his home office. Joe skeptically analyzes the visuals, then explains how low-frame-rate cameras create ‘tube’ artifacts (Roswell Rods) that are typically just insects near the lens.
- •Tom’s Nest alert captures a shadowy ‘figure’ in his office
- •Joe jokes it looks like a person with a tool or weapon
- •Second video shows ‘orb’ movement; Joe insists it’s a bug
- •Roswell Rods: stretched insect artifacts from low FPS/low resolution
- •How two cameras can record the same bug as ‘tube’ vs a clear insect
- 45:44 – 53:53
Comedy Store hauntings and legendary stories (Kinison, Carl Aube)
They swap Comedy Store ghost lore: the eerie feel of the Belly Room, backstage areas, and stories about objects moving or being grabbed in the dark. Joe balances skepticism with the venue’s violent history as a former gangster nightclub.
- •Belly Room and backstage areas ‘feel’ unsettling when empty
- •Kinison ghost claims dismissed as cocaine-fueled perception
- •Carl Aube story: dragged off stage by ‘something’ in the dark
- •Comedy Store’s past as Bugsy Siegel’s club; rumored basement murders
- •How tiredness, suggestion, and history feed haunting narratives
- 53:53 – 1:04:15
Old media nostalgia: rabbit-ear TV, public access weirdos, and early talk radio icons
From antennas and UHF channels to Uncle Floyd and Robin Byrd, they reminisce about a pre-internet media world that empowered oddball creators. The conversation tracks how local radio/talk shaped culture and how those formats fed into modern podcasting.
- •Rabbit ears, UHF channels, and ‘snow improves reception’ memories
- •Uncle Floyd’s NJ legacy and Joe bombing after him
- •Public access as a breeding ground for eccentric talent
- •Robin Byrd and boundary-pushing ‘sex talk’ TV
- •Local talk radio ecosystem and the appeal of regional community
- 1:04:15 – 1:21:26
Howard Stern, censorship fines, and the path from radio to podcasts
Joe and Tom credit Stern’s battles with the FCC for expanding what’s possible in audio entertainment. They read through massive historical fines, discuss network risk, and connect Stern/Sirius/Opie & Anthony to the podcast ‘hang’ format Joe later adopted.
- •Stern’s FCC fines and the chilling effect on terrestrial radio
- •Government censorship vs voluntary ‘family-friendly’ programming
- •SiriusXM as an early uncensored model enabling podcast culture
- •Opie & Anthony as the ‘hang’ template; walking broadcasts in NYC
- •How modern creators bypass gatekeepers with subscriptions and platforms
- 1:21:26 – 1:47:30
Podcast explosion and cultural fragmentation: consistency, bubbles, and meaning-making
Joe cites the surge to roughly 900,000 podcasts and argues quality plus consistency determines survival. They discuss media fragmentation, the value of long-form conversation, and how people increasingly use podcasts to find guidance and connection.
- •Massive growth in podcast count and competition for attention
- •Rogan’s advice: consistency and grinding to retain audience
- •Fragmented information ecosystem; distrust in legacy news
- •Long-form conversations create deeper relationships than texting
- •Podcasts as inspiration engines (Goggins, Peterson, etc.)
- 1:47:30 – 1:57:19
Stand-up craft, books, and the ‘golden era’ of comedy (Netflix, global voices, process series idea)
They explore creative discipline: how Tom writes books, how both capture and refine stand-up material, and why small word changes matter. They argue Netflix accelerated comedy’s evolution, discuss global talent, and Joe proposes documenting comedians’ creative processes.
- •Tom’s writing routine and why process beats ‘completion’
- •Capturing premises (Scrivener/Notes) to avoid losing material
- •Netflix era pressures comics to keep writing and releasing
- •Global comedy voices and unique styles (e.g., Ronny Chieng)
- •Joe’s idea: a YouTube series documenting how comics create
- 1:57:19 – 2:21:25
Back to food: sponsor knife slices sourdough, Disneyland Star Wars ride, and carnivore pros/cons
They cut into Tom’s bread with a sponsor knife and eat on mic, revisiting the pleasure-vs-discipline theme. Joe raves about Disney’s new Star Wars experience, then returns to carnivore specifics—weight loss, energy, fat needs, and the infamous two-week diarrhea phase.
- •Kamikoto knife bit and tasting Tom’s fresh sourdough
- •Pleasure vs discipline; moderation as a long-term strategy
- •Disneyland’s Star Wars ride: 20-minute, trackless, immersive tech
- •Carnivore outcomes: weight loss, steady energy, no crashes
- •Practical issues: need dietary fat, ‘rabbit starvation,’ and adaptation diarrhea
- 2:21:25 – 2:48:17
Psychedelic microdosing, kindness from weed, and closing plugs (special, YouTube, book)
They touch on weed’s emotional effects, Joey Diaz-style overconsumption jokes, and microdosing (acid/psilocybin) as a subtle mental reset for some people. Joe wraps the episode, and Tom plugs his Netflix special, baking series, and upcoming book.
- •Weed as a ‘nicer’ mindset; forgiveness and perspective
- •Joey Diaz edible dosing stories; ‘never smoke with Willie’ riff
- •Microdosing discussion: potential benefits and unknown downsides
- •Tom commits (half-jokingly) to trying carnivore after the bread
- •Plugs: ‘You’re Doing Great’ special, ‘Getting Baked with Tom Papa,’ book pre-order
