Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

1. 0:00 – 5:35

   Intro

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Doo, doo, doo. So you were asking (clears throat) -

   2. ASAndrew Schulz0:04

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      ... by the time I came around-

   4. ASAndrew Schulz0:06

      Uh-huh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      ... Mitzi Shore was already, uh, in an advanced stage and, uh-

   6. ASAndrew Schulz0:11

      Of?

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      ... she was older-

   8. ASAndrew Schulz0:12

      Okay.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      ... and she had some health issues.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz0:15

       Mm-hmm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:15

       And so she wasn't banging comics at that point.

   12. ASAndrew Schulz0:17

       But there was a time?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:18

       There was a time when she was get-

   14. ASAndrew Schulz0:21

       She was fucking strucked.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       ... she was the boss. She was the boss woman and she would grab comedians. And, uh, Jimmy Shubert talked about it. He was like 21 years old, wanted to be a comic. All of a sudden, he's banging Mitzi Shore, like, yikes.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz0:32

       Do we know anybody famous-famous that-

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       I don't know. I don't know who's talking about it. I know Jimmy talked about it and Argus-

   18. ASAndrew Schulz0:39

       Robin Williams.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Argus talked about it. I have no idea. But it's in, it's a part of... The reason why I'm saying it is 'cause-

   20. ASAndrew Schulz0:44

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       ... it's a part of The Comedy Store documentary that they're putting out.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz0:46

       I mean, she is a joint.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       She was an animal.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz0:48

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Like, she-

   26. ASAndrew Schulz0:49

       Pretty girl.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       She also was, like, the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz0:55

       Hmm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       Like, by running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have-

   30. ASAndrew Schulz1:01

       Yeah.
2. 5:35 – 8:40

   Science is a new religion

   1. ASAndrew Schulz5:35

      bro.

   2. JRJoe Rogan5:35

      Well, the thing is-

   3. ASAndrew Schulz5:37

      Think about it. Think about it, though.

   4. JRJoe Rogan5:38

      No, but it's Monday m- I think... I really believe this. I really believe this Monday morning tour de-

   5. ASAndrew Schulz5:41

      I know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but like-

   6. JRJoe Rogan5:43

      ... quarterbacking.

   7. ASAndrew Schulz5:43

      Think about, like, the way religion operated in the past, right? The second you said anything against the church, they shame you, they ostracize you. "Who the fuck are you? How could you say these things?" They put you in your little box over there. You get excommunicated. Any of us who are like, "You sure it really kills everyone?"

   8. JRJoe Rogan5:58

      Right.

   9. ASAndrew Schulz5:59

      Like, "Are you sure? Are you sure it's that contagious?"

   10. JRJoe Rogan6:01

       Can't say that.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz6:01

       "What the fuck is w- Fauci, come out of the Keebler Elf House. Tell them what's going on." They just rail at you nonstop.

   12. JRJoe Rogan6:08

       Yeah.

   13. ASAndrew Schulz6:08

       And the second w-And the second you say a single thing, you were ... What did they label you as? I think Amazon even, like, took down a book.

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:15

       Heretic.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz6:15

       A heretic, right?

   16. JRJoe Rogan6:16

       Yeah, wasn't it? Is that what the, the term is?

   17. ASAndrew Schulz6:18

       I think you were a blasphemy or something.

   18. JRJoe Rogan6:20

       Blasphemy, for sure.

   19. ASAndrew Schulz6:20

       One of these fucking things, right?

   20. JRJoe Rogan6:21

       Yeah.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz6:22

       And then all the sudden, this information starts to come out where it's like, okay, it's not that bad. The curve is kinda flattening. Now this shit comes out today that was ... It basically said if you're asymptomatic, you can't transfer it-

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:33

       Right.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz6:33

       ... as easily as they thought. It's almost impossible.

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:35

       So all the world ... Right. So all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers, they're not gonna do that.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz6:39

       That was the only reason why stores are shut down.

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:41

       Yeah.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz6:41

       The only reason why comedy clubs shut down, restaurants, because if you're asymptomatic, you pass on. Now we know you're not. If you have a cough, if you're sneezing, if you got the flu, stay the fuck home.

   28. JRJoe Rogan6:49

       That's it.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz6:49

       Crank it open, let's go.

   30. JRJoe Rogan6:50

       Crank it open. Yeah.
3. 8:40 – 10:10

   Comic is making more money

   1. JRJoe Rogan8:40

      ... if they even got it.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz8:40

      Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money.

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:43

      How?

   4. ASAndrew Schulz8:44

      All these comics that were like, they're barely, they were like middling on the road or they're barely doing it, they get the $1200 stimu-check, they get furloughed from their job, so I think you get like $600 or something a month when ... Or week or something when you're furloughed. They're making like a grand a week.

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:59

      (laughs)

   6. ASAndrew Schulz8:59

      Like, everybody had money. Dude, this is the craziest shit about everything, the stock market hasn't budged.

   7. JRJoe Rogan9:05

      Well, that's how you know the stock market's fake.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz9:07

      Or, this is fake. They've priced out everything, Joe. They've priced out every s- the Super Bowl, they priced it out. They've priced out the ... What is it, the other thing we were just in? The pandemic they priced out, right? And it dipped down. The protests right now, they priced out.

   9. JRJoe Rogan9:20

      They priced out the protests?

   10. ASAndrew Schulz9:21

       They have MIT mathematicians.

   11. JRJoe Rogan9:23

       Really?

   12. ASAndrew Schulz9:24

       I think.

   13. NANarrator9:25

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan9:27

       Call up Lex Fridman. Let's get (laughs) , let's get to the bottom of this.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz9:31

       Lex.

   16. JRJoe Rogan9:31

       Lex.

   17. ASAndrew Schulz9:32

       Lex.

   18. JRJoe Rogan9:32

       Call me, buddy.

   19. ASAndrew Schulz9:33

       That was funny. When we were at the store and I was teasing him 'cause he was dressed like a Men in Black dude-

   20. JRJoe Rogan9:37

       (laughs)

   21. ASAndrew Schulz9:37

       ... and, uh, and then you go, "He's a black belt in jujitsu too." And I was like, "Oh, okay, buddy." (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan9:42

       (laughs)

   23. ASAndrew Schulz9:42

       Uh, he's a super nerd.

   24. JRJoe Rogan9:44

       He's a nerd that can kill you.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz9:45

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:46

       Yeah.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz9:46

       Nerds like that jujitsu.

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:48

       Yeah. Well, it's a very intellectual pursuit, believe it or not. Seems like it wouldn't be.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz9:52

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan9:52

       It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not.
4. 10:10 – 12:37

   Dating culture

   1. ASAndrew Schulz10:10

      never were able to. Like, we need fucking affection. Like, you go to like, like Africa, right? And you ... Super homophobic, a lot of these countries, but the dudes are holding hands, the dudes are hugging each other, kissing each other when they fucking meet.

   2. JRJoe Rogan10:22

      Mm-hmm.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz10:22

      And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly, you need that affection somewhere.

   4. JRJoe Rogan10:28

      Right.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz10:29

      So you just get it from your boys.

   6. JRJoe Rogan10:30

      How come they can't fuck broads regularly?

   7. ASAndrew Schulz10:33

      I think it ... You ... There's not, like, just dating culture. It's like if there's no alcohol, it's harder to just, like, go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad.

   8. JRJoe Rogan10:40

      (laughs)

   9. ASAndrew Schulz10:40

      (laughs) Like, where do you even date like if you can't drink?

   10. JRJoe Rogan10:44

       Yeah.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz10:45

       If you can't go out for a drink, where would you date?

   12. JRJoe Rogan10:47

       You have to date in your social circle, right?

   13. ASAndrew Schulz10:50

       Where would you meet a girl? You have to meet at the mosque. And what are you gonna ... Pick up girls at the mosque?

   14. JRJoe Rogan10:52

       Or you'd have ... I bet a lot of it would be like your girl or, or, or like, like your girl would have a friend-

   15. ASAndrew Schulz10:58

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan10:59

       ... and she would try to introduce her to Jamie. That kind of deal.

   17. ASAndrew Schulz11:02

       Oh, yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan11:02

       You know what I mean?

   19. ASAndrew Schulz11:03

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan11:03

       It'd be like, "Oh, I know this single guy. I'm gonna set you up." There's probably a lot of that.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz11:07

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan11:07

       You know what I'm saying?

   23. ASAndrew Schulz11:08

       Yeah. Arranged.

   24. JRJoe Rogan11:09

       Yeah. And there's probably a lot of, like, girls trying to sabotage relationships, so they're g-

   25. ASAndrew Schulz11:13

       Keep going.

   26. JRJoe Rogan11:13

       "I think Mike would be so much better with you." And they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so that they can sneak in some other dude.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz11:21

       Whoa.

   28. JRJoe Rogan11:23

       For sure.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz11:23

       Like a terror plot.

   30. JRJoe Rogan11:24

       Yeah. For sure they do that. Yeah.
5. 12:37 – 16:11

   Chris Hardwick

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:37

      Some people do distort. Which, the distorting part is what's really scary.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz12:40

      What do you mean?

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:41

      Like openly distort, like, what happened with you and... Like, you know the Chris Hardwick story?

   4. ASAndrew Schulz12:46

      No. Go.

   5. JRJoe Rogan12:47

      Oh, a terrible one.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz12:48

      Yeah. Wait, does he get caught up in this stuff?

   7. JRJoe Rogan12:50

      His ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual assault, and this is her definition of sexual assault.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz12:53

      (laughs) Oh, boy.

   9. JRJoe Rogan12:53

      She said yes to him-

   10. ASAndrew Schulz12:55

       Mm-hmm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan12:55

       ... because he had told her that if, uh ... in the past, that they had been in a relation- he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it.

   12. ASAndrew Schulz13:04

       Mm-hmm.

   13. JRJoe Rogan13:05

       So this was her, her, her reasoning-

   14. ASAndrew Schulz13:09

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan13:09

       ... for describing why her saying yes to him-

   16. ASAndrew Schulz13:12

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan13:12

       ... and having sex with him, was actually him sexually assaulting her.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz13:15

       (sighs) Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan13:16

       It's crazy. Right? So-

   20. ASAndrew Schulz13:17

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan13:17

       ... he had all these text messages from her.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz13:19

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan13:19

       He had all these ... Like, he, he documented everything.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz13:22

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan13:23

       Luckily.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz13:23

       Mm-hmm.

   27. JRJoe Rogan13:24

       But yet people were still upset that AMC hired him back, even though it was shown that she lied and not him.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz13:31

       Hmm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan13:32

       And that none of it ... Like, he, he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy. Like, there was a lot of craziness to it. And she was saying-

   30. ASAndrew Schulz13:39

       So she cheated on him.
6. 16:11 – 17:45

   Casey Anthony

   1. JRJoe Rogan16:11

      up.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz16:11

      Do you have it? No. So the Casey Anthony thing, her lawyer said that her dad did it. (clicks mouse) Did you see that? That was the defense.

   3. JRJoe Rogan16:19

      Her lawyer said her dad did it?

   4. ASAndrew Schulz16:20

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan16:21

      What?

   6. ASAndrew Schulz16:21

      So the defense was, "Hey, we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed the baby."

   7. JRJoe Rogan16:25

      Oh my God.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz16:25

      And then you gotta handle that shit yourself afterwards.

   9. JRJoe Rogan16:27

      So they're admitting they know somebody killed the baby and that someone was in the family?

   10. ASAndrew Schulz16:31

       (inhales) But it got her off.

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       The point is-

   12. ASAndrew Schulz16:32

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:33

       I don't wanna be dating anybody right now.

   14. ASAndrew Schulz16:33

       So but you don't ... I don't think she ... Uh, I ... Again.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:35

       (laughs)

   16. ASAndrew Schulz16:35

       Say again?

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:36

       So the point is I don't wanna be dating anybody right now. This is the thing.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz16:38

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:38

       You can't trust anybody.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz16:39

       Yes. But here's the thing, with her, do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died and then she's like, "Fuck, I killed a baby. How do I get rid of this thing so it looks like I didn't kill the baby?"

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:50

       That's a good question. Now we're in the w- the realm of speculation.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz16:53

       What would you do if you killed a baby by accident?

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:57

       (sighs) Wow, that's heavy.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz16:58

       It's a tough one 'cause you didn't mean to. Right? Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby.

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:04

       (groans)

   26. ASAndrew Schulz17:05

       Right? And then-

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:07

       Just into a fan.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz17:08

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:08

       What? It didn't have to die like ... (laughs)

   30. ASAndrew Schulz17:10

       (laughs)
7. 17:45 – 21:49

   Adriana Lima

   1. ASAndrew Schulz17:45

      human decomposition. Was she one of these like hot girls?

   2. JRJoe Rogan17:47

      Well ... Yeah.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz17:47

      Remember there was like a time- Hot and parties, yeah. ... where like hot girls were killing a lot?

   4. JRJoe Rogan17:51

      (laughs)

   5. ASAndrew Schulz17:51

      It was her and then that other girl, right? (laughs) Like there was smoke shows just fucking- Hot girls killing season. ... joints were killing. What was the other girl? She killed someone, I think it was an LA trial.

   6. JRJoe Rogan18:01

      Which one was this?

   7. ASAndrew Schulz18:02

      Oh, God. She was, like, Spanish or something. She was, like, kinda, like-

   8. JRJoe Rogan18:04

      Oh, really?

   9. ASAndrew Schulz18:05

      ... spicy. Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan18:05

       Really?

   11. ASAndrew Schulz18:05

       Do you remember this?

   12. JRJoe Rogan18:06

       No.

   13. ASAndrew Schulz18:07

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan18:07

       Now, now I'm interested.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz18:08

       Yeah, it was, like, a pretty bad mur- We Googled, like, the hottest, like, chicks who murdered.

   16. JRJoe Rogan18:12

       Oh, really? (laughs)

   17. ASAndrew Schulz18:12

       And, uh ... (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan18:15

       (laughs)

   19. ASAndrew Schulz18:15

       'Cause we wanted to see, like, you know, like, when you're, like, great at what you do, you can get away with it?

   20. JRJoe Rogan18:19

       Yes.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz18:20

       You know, I'm sure people have done bits about that. Like, you know, blah, blah, blah was so great he could get away ... Michael Jackson's so great-

   22. JRJoe Rogan18:25

       Yeah. Yeah.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz18:25

       ... he could get away with these things. And we were like, does the same thing work for, like, hot chicks who kill? Like, would you still fuck? And I-

   24. JRJoe Rogan18:32

       Oh, yeah. If they'd w- be willing to fuck you? Yeah.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz18:34

       Oh, no. If you ... Yeah, if you were gonna do it.

   26. JRJoe Rogan18:36

       Yeah.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz18:37

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan18:37

       Like, if a prime time, like, what's ... Give me ... Who do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

   29. ASAndrew Schulz18:44

       Hottest girl I've ever seen. Obviously outside of our-

   30. JRJoe Rogan18:47

       Of course.
8. 21:49 – 26:10

   Me Too

   1. JRJoe Rogan21:49

   2. ASAndrew Schulz21:49

      Here's the thing. Obviously fluff piece. Like, we, you know, we can get into that. But, like, to, like, put all the guilt on Epstein type of thing, like, he's the sole purpose, like, he manipulated everybody, it was, like, really adorable how they did it. Kinda like, you know, Fyre Fest, they made it look like that guy Billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong.

   3. JRJoe Rogan22:06

      Mm-hmm. Oh, did they?

   4. ASAndrew Schulz22:06

      Like, all these ... Oh, God, yeah. It's like the second someone can't refute the evidence, like, Billy was in jail. They're like, "Okay, run the docs." Right?

   5. JRJoe Rogan22:12

      (laughs)

   6. ASAndrew Schulz22:12

      And it's like ... And-

   7. JRJoe Rogan22:13

      Ugh.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz22:14

      And you know how, like, so, like, there were these PR companies that were attached to Fyre Fest, right?

   9. JRJoe Rogan22:18

      Yeah.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz22:18

       That promoted this shit everywhere, and all of a sudden they're, like, absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy Billy who did everything and whatever. It doesn't matter. Same thing with, with Epstein. But what is interesting about the girls and, was like, you just got to hear their stories. Like, I never heard of any of these girls, right? And after watching the stories and how, like, they complained to the FBI, they complained to all these different places and, like, nobody ever listened to them. I go, "Oh, shit. This is why the Me Too movement existed." 'Cause as a dude that came into the Me Too movement not ... Never being a douchebag to girls, like, I never fucking mistreated women at all. I was always very good to girls. Like, I looked at the Me Too movement and I was like, "What's going on here?" Like, "Why are these girls, like, so angry at us?" Like, wh- I'm, I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe, like, dating a lot, but I would never do anything-

   11. JRJoe Rogan23:00

       Yeah, but you're, you're-

   12. ASAndrew Schulz23:01

       ... bad to a girl.

   13. JRJoe Rogan23:01

       ... not a boss. The-

   14. ASAndrew Schulz23:03

       No, no, no, no. But hear, I'm saying this is what's really interesting. The girls tried to be heard for years. They weren't. All of a sudden, the voices are heard, right? I'm sure those aren't the only girls who talked to their boss or talked to HR about, like, their boss being inappropriate and were told to shut the fuck up.

   15. JRJoe Rogan23:19

       Mm-hmm.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz23:20

       So, the second they're listened to, the floodgates are open.

   17. JRJoe Rogan23:25

       Right.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz23:25

       You see what I'm saying?

   19. JRJoe Rogan23:26

       Yeah.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz23:26

       And I was like, "Oh, that's why this happened." This is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing.

   21. JRJoe Rogan23:31

       Exactly.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz23:32

       And-And if I look at it through that perspective, even in the time, I go, "Yes, this is wrong." And saying things like, uh, you know, absolutes like, "Believe all women," that kind of stuff, is, is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them. But I get the feeling where it's like, if nobody's gonna listen to you and now you got a microphone, yeah, you're gonna scream into that shit.

   23. JRJoe Rogan23:51

       I don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying, "Believe all women." I think it's a lot of, a lot of that shit is crazy people. Like-

   24. ASAndrew Schulz23:58

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan23:58

       ... they're just, that slogan is not something you could say.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz24:01

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan24:01

       You can't say, "Believe all men." You can't say, "Believe a-"

   28. ASAndrew Schulz24:04

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan24:04

       You can't say that because then you're giving people the license to bullshit you.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz24:08

       Yeah.
9. 26:10 – 30:26

   Politics

   1. JRJoe Rogan26:10

      dad now.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz26:10

      I think a lot of times you see these, these things of convenience, man. It's like ...

   3. JRJoe Rogan26:15

      I wouldn't want to comment on that 'cause I don't know what ex- exactly what her situation is-

   4. ASAndrew Schulz26:19

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan26:20

      ... or, or any of theirs, right? But what I do know-

   6. ASAndrew Schulz26:22

      Again, I don't know either, but you look at the correlation and you see like, okay, maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was, was like, how you kind of worked the system to get ahead.

   7. JRJoe Rogan26:33

      Talk to Whitney about it.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz26:34

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan26:34

      Yeah. I mean, she's not gonna name any names.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz26:36

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan26:36

       She'll fucking tell you.

   12. ASAndrew Schulz26:37

       Well, that's-

   13. JRJoe Rogan26:37

       That's exactly what some of them did.

   14. ASAndrew Schulz26:39

       Bro, that's the thing that I've realized like now is like, especially with politics, which is so smart, is like, have you seen everything? Everything's like this, like a proxy war.

   15. JRJoe Rogan26:48

       Hmm.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz26:49

       Like, if, if you have a message you have to get across, right? And you're a Republican, right? If you have a message you want to get acr- you're a Republican, you know that the left is gonna attack your identity first, no matter what the message is. So, they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up, right?

   17. JRJoe Rogan27:09

       Hmm.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz27:09

       Like the gay Asian dude.

   19. JRJoe Rogan27:12

       The gay Asian dude.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz27:13

       What's this guy? He got beat up. Like, they got milkshakes on him or something like that.

   21. JRJoe Rogan27:16

       Oh, Andy Ngo.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz27:17

       Yeah. And then Candace Owens, right? Like, if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said, you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize them for.

   23. JRJoe Rogan27:26

       The left can't criticize.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz27:26

       Sorry, the left can't criticize for. So, it's like-

   25. JRJoe Rogan27:28

       Right. I see what you're saying.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz27:28

       ... if you or I say something, we're like, "Looting is bad," or something like that, right? Uh, easily, well, you wouldn't know, you wouldn't know what systemic oppression is, Joe. You're a fucking white guy. You have all this privilege. Shut the fuck up. But if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized, you have to take what they say at face value. So, that's their proxies, right? They p- Like, Milo was the first one of these guys.

   27. JRJoe Rogan27:48

       Yeah, but the- these two people that you're put- using as an example are b- both examples of people that have been attacked by the left.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz27:56

       But they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited-

   29. JRJoe Rogan27:59

       Ah, right.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz27:59

       ... for their identity. They have to be discredited for the words, whereas you would be immediate dent- identity wiped away.
10. 30:26 – 33:10

    Science

    1. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       'cause first-

    2. ASAndrew Schulz30:27

       Like, calling her for any issue is irresponsible. She's a teenager. What do teenagers know?

    3. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Well, I think-

    4. ASAndrew Schulz30:31

       Please tell me what teenagers know.

    5. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       They know how to go to school.

    6. ASAndrew Schulz30:34

       Okay.

    7. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       And, uh, they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker.

    8. ASAndrew Schulz30:39

       Okay.

    9. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Like, if you wanna be a gymnast or a martial artist-

    10. ASAndrew Schulz30:42

        Yeah.

    11. JRJoe Rogan30:42

        ... when you're a teen, you get way better, way quicker.

    12. ASAndrew Schulz30:44

        Okay. Greta, if there's a TikTok dance that I need to learn-

    13. JRJoe Rogan30:48

        (laughs)

    14. ASAndrew Schulz30:49

        ... I guarantee your autistic concentration is gonna make it perfect and you're gonna get down those steps. You're gonna be able to do it. I don't need to know about fucking science from you.

    15. JRJoe Rogan30:57

        You don't need-

    16. ASAndrew Schulz30:58

        I don't even need to know about science from most journalists. I just need scientists to tell me, and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually ask questions because that's what fucking science is. When did science stop being about asking questions?

    17. JRJoe Rogan31:10

        (laughs)

    18. ASAndrew Schulz31:10

        Like, if you ask any real scientist, they'd be like, "Yeah, well the whole point is we just poke holes at our, in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science." Now the second you ask a question-

    19. JRJoe Rogan31:19

        Well-

    20. ASAndrew Schulz31:19

        ... you're a heretic, man, or a theoretic.

    21. JRJoe Rogan31:21

        If it's about... Yeah, if it's about gender-

    22. ASAndrew Schulz31:22

        Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan31:23

        ... or if it, if it's, uh, about the economy or if it's about climate change.

    24. ASAndrew Schulz31:28

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan31:29

        Those things, you, you're not allowed to use science.

    26. ASAndrew Schulz31:31

        Okay. Climate's changing.

    27. JRJoe Rogan31:33

        Yeah, but you can't, you can't use science to des-

    28. ASAndrew Schulz31:37

        Yeah.

    29. JRJoe Rogan31:37

        If, if you have, like, any scientific facts that you try to bring-

    30. ASAndrew Schulz31:40

        (sighs)
11. 33:10 – 36:28

    Global Warming

    1. JRJoe Rogan33:10

       I don't know, maybe.

    2. ASAndrew Schulz33:11

       (smacks lips) We act like it's good. We want it to be warmer. I, you know, I grew up in New York. Obviously, you'd like it to be warmer, and I'm sure that's just a surface level argument. That being said, I don't know if the conversation should be, "Stop global warming at any cost." Maybe it is a better conversation to have is like, "Hey, we should do what we can to stop global warming, but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway."

    3. JRJoe Rogan33:33

       T- that is true.

    4. ASAndrew Schulz33:34

       Right? We act like... (laughs) We're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything's okay. Uh, this concerns me a little.

    5. JRJoe Rogan33:41

       Mm-hmm.

    6. ASAndrew Schulz33:42

       That doesn't worry you?

    7. JRJoe Rogan33:43

       It worries me. This, that's why the pandemic thing worried me, the shutdown-

    8. ASAndrew Schulz33:46

       (laughs)

    9. JRJoe Rogan33:47

       ... because it was like, it's not that easy to restart everything and there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it-

    10. ASAndrew Schulz33:52

        Fuck.

    11. JRJoe Rogan33:52

        ... including, do they think something like 40% of small businesses might go under within the first six months? That's, that's scary shit. That's a lot. That's a lot. So what, is everybody gonna work for Target and War- Walmart and large corporations?

    12. ASAndrew Schulz34:04

        Hmm.

    13. JRJoe Rogan34:05

        All the mom and pop stores go under, all the mom and pop restaurants go under?

    14. ASAndrew Schulz34:08

        Hmm.

    15. JRJoe Rogan34:09

        Very dangerous time in that way.

    16. ASAndrew Schulz34:11

        Mm.

    17. JRJoe Rogan34:11

        'Cause then where are the jobs? You can't just go right back. That is a... And that's gonna lead to a lot of suicide, a lot of murder, a lot of crazy shit, 'cause people are gonna be desperate. That's one of the things they said about, uh, Northern California. They had more suicides from CO- during the, the crackdown than they had from COVID. More people died from killing themselves.

    18. ASAndrew Schulz34:31

        Fuck.

    19. JRJoe Rogan34:31

        There's a big uptick, big uptick in suicides.

    20. ASAndrew Schulz34:34

        Yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan34:34

        One of Swanson's buddies, a sheriff, was telling him that they used to have one a week and now they were having five a day.

    22. ASAndrew Schulz34:43

        Jesus.

    23. JRJoe Rogan34:43

        Somewhere in, somewhere in LA. Like, what the fuck, man? So that's something that people need to take into consideration.

    24. ASAndrew Schulz34:48

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan34:48

        You need to take into consideration how many people are gonna become drug addicts, how many people are gonna be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life.

    26. ASAndrew Schulz34:57

        Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan34:57

        They might have been on an upward trend and all of a sudden, boom, their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad and then they-

    28. ASAndrew Schulz35:03

        Yeah. (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan35:03

        ... and then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere.

    30. ASAndrew Schulz35:07

        Damn.
12. 36:28 – 37:50

    Female Casting Agents

    1. ASAndrew Schulz36:28

       know. I've had a ... I've been very lucky. Like, uh, you know, me and my girl live together and-

    2. JRJoe Rogan36:32

       Well, you would tolerate nothing less.

    3. ASAndrew Schulz36:32

       ... we've had a great ... Say again?

    4. JRJoe Rogan36:34

       You would tolerate nothing less.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz36:35

       Yeah, that's-

    6. JRJoe Rogan36:35

       You'd have a fucking moron.

    7. ASAndrew Schulz36:36

       Yeah, that's another thing. It's like I, I cannot function well in, uh, misery.

    8. JRJoe Rogan36:41

       Yeah.

    9. ASAndrew Schulz36:42

       I won't tolerate misery.

    10. JRJoe Rogan36:43

        Dude, I would hate to be-

    11. ASAndrew Schulz36:45

        Which is great, yeah.

    12. JRJoe Rogan36:45

        ... a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me. That'd probably horrible.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz36:51

        Dude, being a guy, wanting to work for, like ...

    14. JRJoe Rogan36:54

        Oh my God. If there, there was a guy who, who was your boss who wanted to fuck you-

    15. ASAndrew Schulz36:58

        Oh, I was thinking-

    16. JRJoe Rogan36:58

        ... and you had to do-

    17. ASAndrew Schulz36:58

        ... like, a girl boss.

    18. JRJoe Rogan36:59

        Not that.

    19. ASAndrew Schulz36:59

        But also that. That sucks.

    20. JRJoe Rogan37:00

        Oh, girl boss would be rough too. But at least-

    21. ASAndrew Schulz37:03

        Yeah, if a guy was putting the pressure on. Like, if a guy was really, like, rubbing your shoulders like guys do to chicks at work.

    22. JRJoe Rogan37:09

        Ooh. Oh.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz37:10

        Like, like laying the meat on your back a bit.

    24. JRJoe Rogan37:12

        Ooh, oh. I knew a casting agent that was a female that was kinda gross and she would fuck dudes and get them roles.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz37:17

        Yeah?

    26. JRJoe Rogan37:17

        Oh, yeah. She'd throw it around.

    27. ASAndrew Schulz37:20

        Really?

    28. JRJoe Rogan37:20

        Back in the dizzeay, son. Back in the '90s.

    29. ASAndrew Schulz37:22

        Really?

    30. JRJoe Rogan37:23

        Got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects.
13. 37:50 – 39:10

    Women vs Men

    1. ASAndrew Schulz37:50

    2. JRJoe Rogan37:50

       But listen, here's the deal. Here's the difference.

    3. ASAndrew Schulz37:51

       Yeah.

    4. JRJoe Rogan37:52

       I support that.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz37:53

       Keep going.

    6. JRJoe Rogan37:54

       No one's getting killed.

    7. ASAndrew Schulz37:56

       Right.

    8. JRJoe Rogan37:56

       See, what I'm scared about with women is-

    9. ASAndrew Schulz37:58

       Yeah.

    10. JRJoe Rogan37:58

        ... that men are physically stronger.

    11. ASAndrew Schulz37:59

        Yes.

    12. JRJoe Rogan38:00

        When the man is physically stronger, the woman can just basically just fuck him.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz38:03

        Yes.

    14. JRJoe Rogan38:03

        They don't, they don't really have sex with them.

    15. ASAndrew Schulz38:05

        Yes.

    16. JRJoe Rogan38:05

        And if ... The s- the sucky thing is if it affects your career, I get that. But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually gonna get raped.

    17. ASAndrew Schulz38:12

        Yes.

    18. JRJoe Rogan38:12

        Or worried you're gonna get killed. What women have to worry about with guys that wanna fuck them is creepy, angry guy-type shit.

    19. ASAndrew Schulz38:18

        Yes.

    20. JRJoe Rogan38:19

        With men, you have to worry about just lies. They have to worry about, like, hysterical lies and crazy people making things up-

    21. ASAndrew Schulz38:24

        Right.

    22. JRJoe Rogan38:24

        ... or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz38:27

        Yup.

    24. JRJoe Rogan38:27

        That's the kinda stuff you have to worry about. You don't have to worry about, you know, less things.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz38:31

        Yeah.

    26. JRJoe Rogan38:31

        And you don't have to worry about any of it during sex. That's what I was saying. If you're gonna ... Was it Andrea Lima? Who was the girl?

    27. ASAndrew Schulz38:37

        Adriana Lima. Adriana Lima?

    28. JRJoe Rogan38:38

        Yeah, yeah.

    29. ASAndrew Schulz38:38

        Adriana Lima.

    30. JRJoe Rogan38:39

        Joint. Basketball court, nothing around, no physical objects.
14. 39:10 – 42:10

    Power

    1. JRJoe Rogan39:10

       over to your house, you might worry about your wallet if you'd fucked up and you've just barely know her, and now all of a sudden she's rummaging through your house.

    2. ASAndrew Schulz39:18

       Mm-hmm.

    3. JRJoe Rogan39:18

       But you don't worry about your life.

    4. ASAndrew Schulz39:19

       Yeah, you don't worry about your life.

    5. JRJoe Rogan39:20

       So if a woman takes a guy over her house, she worries about her life.

    6. ASAndrew Schulz39:24

       Yes. She's terrified.

    7. JRJoe Rogan39:24

       It's a different thing.

    8. ASAndrew Schulz39:26

       Yeah.

    9. JRJoe Rogan39:26

       It's always gross when some- if someone's using their, their power to fuck you-

    10. ASAndrew Schulz39:30

        Mm-hmm.

    11. JRJoe Rogan39:31

        ... whether it's a man or a woman, it's gross.

    12. ASAndrew Schulz39:33

        Yeah.

    13. JRJoe Rogan39:33

        But it's less gross when it's a woman.

    14. ASAndrew Schulz39:35

        Yeah. But power, you mean physical power?

    15. JRJoe Rogan39:38

        No. No, well, physical power, for sure.

    16. ASAndrew Schulz39:40

        Yeah, yeah.

    17. JRJoe Rogan39:40

        I meant, like, power.

    18. ASAndrew Schulz39:41

        Yeah.

    19. JRJoe Rogan39:42

        Like, if they're your boss.

    20. ASAndrew Schulz39:43

        That's a slippery slope though, dude.

    21. JRJoe Rogan39:45

        Like if Harvey Weinstein-

    22. ASAndrew Schulz39:46

        Don't you think?

    23. JRJoe Rogan39:46

        Oh, yeah.

    24. ASAndrew Schulz39:46

        It's like you can't use power. Like, that's the, that's the weirdest thing.

    25. JRJoe Rogan39:50

        It's ... It's less gross though.

    26. ASAndrew Schulz39:51

        It, yeah, less gross, but like that was the biggest-

    27. JRJoe Rogan39:53

        But not much. (laughs)

    28. ASAndrew Schulz39:54

        Yeah. Well, I don't know. That was the biggest issue with, like, with the Louis thing is, like, Lou- Louis, I think, said in his apology, he was like, "These girls admired me and I used that." Or something like that. And I was like, "Who fucks someone they don't admire?"

    29. JRJoe Rogan40:08

        (laughs)

    30. ASAndrew Schulz40:08

        Like, that's be- like, the bare minimum-
15. 42:10 – 44:30

    Cancelling art

    1. ASAndrew Schulz42:10

       Tell me what you think about this.

    2. JRJoe Rogan42:11

       Okay.

    3. ASAndrew Schulz42:11

       God, I forget where I heard it. I wanna give credit, but, uh... Okay. You know how like if somebody ... If an artist does an unthinkable action, we cancel their art, like maybe watching-

    4. JRJoe Rogan42:25

       Cosby.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz42:25

       ... Cosby's specials are fucked up.

    6. JRJoe Rogan42:27

       Yeah. Right.

    7. ASAndrew Schulz42:27

       Or maybe you take them off the air, The Cosby Show.

    8. JRJoe Rogan42:30

       Well, they took The Cosby Show off the air because of that. Yeah.

    9. ASAndrew Schulz42:33

       Right. If a scientist did some foul shit back in the day, like every Greek scientist was just banging 14-year-old girls ... No, dudes, actually.

    10. JRJoe Rogan42:41

        Dudes, right. Yeah.

    11. ASAndrew Schulz42:41

        Yeah.

    12. JRJoe Rogan42:42

        But it was okay back then.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz42:44

        Okay. Keep going. This is interesting.

    14. JRJoe Rogan42:47

        Yeah.

    15. ASAndrew Schulz42:47

        It was okay back then. Times change, now it's not okay.

    16. JRJoe Rogan42:51

        Yeah.

    17. ASAndrew Schulz42:51

        Right? Do we stop using fucking algebra?

    18. JRJoe Rogan42:55

        No, we don't.

    19. ASAndrew Schulz42:57

        And I know there is a distinction. And I understand the distin- where like the art is like a piece of you-

    20. JRJoe Rogan43:02

        Mm-hmm.

    21. ASAndrew Schulz43:02

        ... and math is something that you find.

    22. JRJoe Rogan43:04

        Right.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz43:04

        Math always exists.

    24. JRJoe Rogan43:06

        Right.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz43:07

        That being said, I bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientist.

    26. JRJoe Rogan43:12

        Yes.

    27. ASAndrew Schulz43:12

        And what if art ... This is ... And I'm not one of these fucking like hippie art guys, but like, what if art had like, he- healing quality? You know, like some people, like songs can lift their mood, and like movies and stuff like that are like ... Can like ease pain and like ease trauma that they went through, you know?

    28. JRJoe Rogan43:25

        For sure.

    29. ASAndrew Schulz43:26

        And it's like, like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, you know? So like anytime we're in a fight, I just put on Harry Potter, and then-

    30. JRJoe Rogan43:33

        (laughs)
16. 44:30 – 47:25

    Gay marriage

    1. ASAndrew Schulz44:30

    2. JRJoe Rogan44:30

       Yeah, but they wanted-

    3. ASAndrew Schulz44:30

       And he's a-

    4. JRJoe Rogan44:30

       ... to be drugged.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz44:31

       How ...

    6. JRJoe Rogan44:32

       They were all hanging around with him.

    7. ASAndrew Schulz44:32

       Ooh, good point, good point, good point, good point-

    8. JRJoe Rogan44:34

       Yeah.

    9. ASAndrew Schulz44:34

       ... good point. They're already methed out.

    10. JRJoe Rogan44:36

        They married him. Come on, man.

    11. ASAndrew Schulz44:38

        Yeah. Dude, meth is a powerful drug.

    12. JRJoe Rogan44:39

        It's a powerful drug.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz44:40

        Dude, that is-

    14. JRJoe Rogan44:41

        That dude's teeth, it shows you everything you need to know about meth.

    15. ASAndrew Schulz44:44

        Dude.

    16. JRJoe Rogan44:44

        The dude with the four teeth.

    17. ASAndrew Schulz44:45

        That's ... What was that line? Somebody ... That's a hell of a drug. What was it? What was it? Uh, what is it? Rick James?

    18. JRJoe Rogan44:51

        Cocaine.

    19. ASAndrew Schulz44:51

        Is it the Rick James?

    20. JRJoe Rogan44:51

        Yeah, Rick-

    21. ASAndrew Schulz44:52

        The hell of a drug.

    22. JRJoe Rogan44:52

        ... James cocaine.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz44:53

        But-

    24. JRJoe Rogan44:53

        Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz44:54

        But cocaine don't make you gay, bro.

    26. JRJoe Rogan44:56

        Maybe meth does.

    27. ASAndrew Schulz44:57

        Meth is that good.

    28. JRJoe Rogan44:59

        Maybe they're just gay.

    29. ASAndrew Schulz45:00

        I don't know, dude.

    30. JRJoe Rogan45:01

        Maybe they just can be tricked into being gay. It's like we were talking about earlier. I really do believe that people can be talked into things.
17. 47:25 – 50:10

    Fritz Haber

    1. JRJoe Rogan47:25

       You know? And w- we were talking about earlier about people and their art-

    2. ASAndrew Schulz47:28

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan47:28

       ... and people being canceled, and then their art gets canceled. There's a g- ... Whether or not they do, do that with scientists, there's actually a great example of that.

    4. ASAndrew Schulz47:36

       Hmm.

    5. JRJoe Rogan47:36

       There's a guy named Fitz Haber.

    6. ASAndrew Schulz47:38

       Fritz.

    7. JRJoe Rogan47:38

       Fritz Haber. And ... Fritz Haber, that's how you say it.

    8. ASAndrew Schulz47:41

       Mm.

    9. JRJoe Rogan47:41

       And Fritz Haber, uh, invented the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing. Like, when you eat food, like the, the, the ... I think they say that 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the Haber method.

    10. ASAndrew Schulz47:59

        Mm-hmm.

    11. JRJoe Rogan47:59

        He figured this out in like ... I guess it was World War I or World War II.

    12. ASAndrew Schulz48:03

        Mm-hmm.

    13. JRJoe Rogan48:04

        And then ... I ... One? World War I. So-

    14. ASAndrew Schulz48:07

        Fucking Jane.

    15. JRJoe Rogan48:07

        ... he figured this out, and then right afterwards, he figured out how to make Zyklon gas.

    16. ASAndrew Schulz48:13

        Okay.

    17. JRJoe Rogan48:13

        So, he made Zyklon A gas, which was a gas that was a pesticide. And they used Zyklon A gas for, um, for crops, to kill off bugs, and it stunk to high Hell. It was fucking horrible.... so, um, the, it had this smell attached to it. The Nazis turned that into Zyklon B-

    18. ASAndrew Schulz48:34

        Mm-hmm.

    19. JRJoe Rogan48:34

        ... and were gassing Jews with his invention. On top of that, during World War I, he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops, so on the Allied troops. It was the first war where they used, like, large-scale gassing.

    20. ASAndrew Schulz48:49

        Chemical weapons, yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan48:51

        And so he was bol- at both, at the same time d- getting the Nobel Prize-

    22. ASAndrew Schulz48:57

        For?

    23. JRJoe Rogan48:57

        ... for the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere and then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity.

    24. ASAndrew Schulz49:06

        Fuck.

    25. JRJoe Rogan49:07

        So he was wanted for war crimes, for gassing.

    26. ASAndrew Schulz49:10

        Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan49:10

        G- first time they've ever used poison gas on troops. It was thought to be a- a terrible violation of the rules of engagement.

    28. ASAndrew Schulz49:17

        (inhales deeply) Have we developed a new, uh, fertilizer thing?

    29. JRJoe Rogan49:21

        No, and we still use that.

    30. ASAndrew Schulz49:22

        That's still the- the standard?
18. 50:10 – 53:20

    German Technology

    1. ASAndrew Schulz50:10

       the Germans so advanced technologically at that time?

    2. JRJoe Rogan50:12

       I don't know, man. They're in- advanced with engines, with car design-

    3. ASAndrew Schulz50:16

       Yeah.

    4. JRJoe Rogan50:16

       ... with rocketry.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz50:18

       But why? What is it?

    6. JRJoe Rogan50:19

       Pssh, it's hard to say. I mean, they were just brilliant fucking people. They, uh-

    7. ASAndrew Schulz50:23

       But it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in Europe. You would feel-

    8. JRJoe Rogan50:26

       I know.

    9. ASAndrew Schulz50:27

       ... like, that ... you'd think that, like, that technology would- would be shared. That's just so ...

    10. JRJoe Rogan50:30

        Dude, it's so ... it was so crazy how advanced they were that the United States took the Nazis in to run NASA.

    11. ASAndrew Schulz50:36

        Right.

    12. JRJoe Rogan50:37

        Yeah.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz50:37

        Yeah. Space Force.

    14. JRJoe Rogan50:38

        Space Force.

    15. ASAndrew Schulz50:39

        Yeah.

    16. JRJoe Rogan50:39

        It's new. Um, Operation Paperclip, they brought in Nazis.

    17. ASAndrew Schulz50:43

        Right. Yeah, yeah.

    18. JRJoe Rogan50:45

        It's all a-

    19. ASAndrew Schulz50:45

        Didn't the Russians too? I think they, like-

    20. JRJoe Rogan50:46

        Oh, yeah.

    21. ASAndrew Schulz50:46

        ... split up all the scientists.

    22. JRJoe Rogan50:47

        Yeah.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz50:47

        Yeah.

    24. JRJoe Rogan50:47

        They all went either to Russia or the United States.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz50:50

        (laughs)

    26. JRJoe Rogan50:50

        All those ... the biggest killers. And Wernher von Braun was a fucking straight-up Nazi.

    27. ASAndrew Schulz50:54

        Really?

    28. JRJoe Rogan50:54

        Yes. The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity.

    29. ASAndrew Schulz51:01

        Really?

    30. JRJoe Rogan51:01

        Wernher von Braun, the guy who was the head of NASA.
19. 53:20 – 1:03:14

    Bob Crane

    1. ASAndrew Schulz53:20

       corporations were like, "Okay, just be funny. That's fine. You can do a show about this." Like-

    2. JRJoe Rogan53:25

       Oh, you mean a show about, like-

    3. ASAndrew Schulz53:26

       They're not pl- like right-

    4. JRJoe Rogan53:27

       ... Nazi concentration camps.

    5. ASAndrew Schulz53:28

       Exactly. Like, they're not policing-

    6. JRJoe Rogan53:30

       But it is ... they were.

    7. ASAndrew Schulz53:30

       I mean, insane.

    8. JRJoe Rogan53:31

       And you know the dude, Bob Crane, on-

    9. ASAndrew Schulz53:33

       Yeah.

    10. JRJoe Rogan53:33

        ... the far right was a freak.

    11. ASAndrew Schulz53:35

        What do you mean?

    12. JRJoe Rogan53:35

        He was, like, one of the first guys to film himself fucking.

    13. ASAndrew Schulz53:38

        Oh, okay. Leg- leg-

    14. JRJoe Rogan53:38

        It was a Greg, Greg Canchi- uh, Greg Kinnear movie.

    15. ASAndrew Schulz53:41

        Big cameras back then.

    16. JRJoe Rogan53:43

        Big cameras.

    17. ASAndrew Schulz53:43

        Big ca- you need, like, another person-

    18. JRJoe Rogan53:45

        You knew you were being filmed.

    19. ASAndrew Schulz53:45

        ... filming. Yeah.

    20. JRJoe Rogan53:45

        It wasn't like your iPhone, which is nice and silent.

    21. ASAndrew Schulz53:47

        Yeah, yeah. (laughs) You had to, like, set it up. There was, like, a cape at the back of it.

    22. JRJoe Rogan53:51

        (laughs) Yeah.

    23. ASAndrew Schulz53:52

        (laughs)

    24. JRJoe Rogan53:52

        Have a dude cranking it out while you're banging.

    25. ASAndrew Schulz53:54

        Bro, who was filming? Somebody had to do it.

    26. JRJoe Rogan53:57

        He, um ... there was a movie called, uh ... what was it called? Something Focus. Auto Focus.

    27. ASAndrew Schulz54:03

        Right.

    28. JRJoe Rogan54:03

        I think it was called Auto Focus. But it was a- a film about him-

    29. ASAndrew Schulz54:07

        Yeah.

    30. JRJoe Rogan54:07

        ... and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with.

Episode duration: 2:47:23