Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

Joe Rogan 0:00 Doo, doo, doo. So you were asking (clears throat) -

Andrew Schulz 0:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:05 ... by the time I came around-

Andrew Schulz 0:06 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 0:06 ... Mitzi Shore was already, uh, in an advanced stage and, uh-

Andrew Schulz 0:11 Of?

Joe Rogan 0:11 ... she was older-

Andrew Schulz 0:12 Okay.

Joe Rogan 0:13 ... and she had some health issues.

Andrew Schulz 0:15 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 0:15 And so she wasn't banging comics at that point.

Andrew Schulz 0:17 But there was a time?

Joe Rogan 0:18 There was a time when she was get-

Andrew Schulz 0:21 She was fucking strucked.

Joe Rogan 0:22 ... she was the boss. She was the boss woman and she would grab comedians. And, uh, Jimmy Shubert talked about it. He was like 21 years old, wanted to be a comic. All of a sudden, he's banging Mitzi Shore, like, yikes.

Andrew Schulz 0:32 Do we know anybody famous-famous that-

Joe Rogan 0:35 I don't know. I don't know who's talking about it. I know Jimmy talked about it and Argus-

Andrew Schulz 0:39 Robin Williams.

Joe Rogan 0:40 Argus talked about it. I have no idea. But it's in, it's a part of... The reason why I'm saying it is 'cause-

Andrew Schulz 0:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:44 ... it's a part of The Comedy Store documentary that they're putting out.

Andrew Schulz 0:46 I mean, she is a joint.

Joe Rogan 0:47 She was an animal.

Andrew Schulz 0:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:49 Like, she-

Andrew Schulz 0:49 Pretty girl.

Joe Rogan 0:50 She also was, like, the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians.

Andrew Schulz 0:55 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 0:56 Like, by running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have-

Andrew Schulz 1:01 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01 ... this crazy creative environment-

Andrew Schulz 1:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03 That's where Kenison e- erupted from and that's where, you know, Richard Pryor used to work out there and-

Andrew Schulz 1:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:08 ... Bill Hicks started there, and so many people, so many people were there when, in the early days.

Andrew Schulz 1:13 Why do you think that it could flourish that way?

Joe Rogan 1:15 'Cause of her. She had an-

Andrew Schulz 1:17 But, like, how did it make money?

Joe Rogan 1:18 She did-

Andrew Schulz 1:18 How did it... Like, did she have money? How did...

Joe Rogan 1:20 Well, there was a lot of great comedy, right? So you gotta think, you've got Richard Pryor there, you've got David Letterman there, you've got Tim Thomas. I mean, there was a, a, a giant c- cast-

Andrew Schulz 1:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:32 ... of great comedy that came out of that club. And it was a cultural landmark and, and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood.

Andrew Schulz 1:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:40 So there's money to be made there.

Andrew Schulz 1:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:42 And there was, that was the roaring days of the '80s where it was packed all the time and then there was-

Andrew Schulz 1:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:46 ... like a drop off. But now it's, when we get to open again, it'll be packed again.

Andrew Schulz 1:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:51 It's like before the, the pandemic, it was probably the best it's ever been doing.

Andrew Schulz 1:56 Yeah. I mean, I would go in there and it was insane. All three rooms packed. I mean, just comics everywhere. The vibe was right. It's a real shame.

Joe Rogan 2:06 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 2:06 Yeah, it's a real shame, man.

Joe Rogan 2:07 It is a real shame, but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months.

Andrew Schulz 2:14 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:14 You know, it's, uh... And now w- we were just talking about it before, like, there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people coming to them are less sick than they ever were before.

Andrew Schulz 2:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:24 There's Lex Kat- in Eng- or in, um, Italy rather, they're saying there's such a small amount of virus, it's almost undetectable.

Andrew Schulz 2:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:31 It's run through the country.

Andrew Schulz 2:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:32 It's hot out.

Andrew Schulz 2:33 Yeah. You think that's all it was? So Trump was right?

Joe Rogan 2:36 Um-

Andrew Schulz 2:37 Trump said it was gonna go away without any cure.

Joe Rogan 2:40 Well-

Andrew Schulz 2:40 And then it did.

Joe Rogan 2:41 ... it would, but it would've killed more people.

Andrew Schulz 2:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 2:44 I don't know how many more people though. I don't know if there could've been a better strategy.

Andrew Schulz 2:47 (sighs) I don't know, dude.

Joe Rogan 2:48 The problem is we're Monday m- Monday morning, uh, quarterbacking, you know.

Andrew Schulz 2:52 Yeah. It's like after the fact we're going, "Oh, this is what we should've done." And none of us really kn-

Joe Rogan 2:55 Bro, I thought we were all gonna die.

Andrew Schulz 2:56 Yeah. I didn't think we were gonna die, but, like, I thought it could've gotten kind of bad a little bit. I made a f- a few phone calls with friends. I was like, you know, "Go stock your fridges. We might be in the crib for a little bit." But-

Joe Rogan 3:06 The only thing that helped me was Idris Elba.

Andrew Schulz 3:08 Why? What did he say?

Joe Rogan 3:09 'Cause he got it and he was fine.

Andrew Schulz 3:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:11 I was like, "Look at Idris."

Andrew Schulz 3:12 Yeah. Do you think they really got it?

Joe Rogan 3:13 He seemed to be shaking it off. Yes, I do. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 3:15 Like, you d- you don't think it's weird that, like, the second it pops off, Tom Hanks is like, "I got it."

Joe Rogan 3:19 Well, the whole crew got it. A lot of people are hospitalized. It was in Australia.

Andrew Schulz 3:22 Ah, okay.

Joe Rogan 3:22 It was a breakout in that area.

Andrew Schulz 3:23 Okay.

Joe Rogan 3:24 Yeah. It was real.

Andrew Schulz 3:24 'Cause that's what I would do if I wanted people to be afraid, right?

Joe Rogan 3:26 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 3:26 I'd be like, "Who's the most famous guy? He got it."

Joe Rogan 3:29 Oh, you're going deep conspiracy on me.

Andrew Schulz 3:30 I'm just saying, wouldn't you do that?

Joe Rogan 3:32 We haven't even smoked any weed yet. You know, we-

Andrew Schulz 3:33 Are we... Maybe at the end, but once I smoke, it's over.

Joe Rogan 3:37 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 3:38 I just want to let you know, like I-

Joe Rogan 3:38 What happens?

Andrew Schulz 3:40 It just, uh, I, I fall apart.

Joe Rogan 3:41 Shut down?

Andrew Schulz 3:42 I'll, like, start doing, like (laughs) I'm- I'll start, like, doing, like, beatboxing maybe. It just gets really bad. It's horrible.

Joe Rogan 3:48 If we, if we wanted to point to a conspiracy-

Andrew Schulz 3:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:50 ... that y- I would say you would kill Tom Hanks. I wouldn't say you let him walk away free, because he gets it and he kicks it-

Andrew Schulz 3:58 'Cause then we're terrified.

Joe Rogan 3:59 ... without that big... Yeah. I'm not scared of Tom Hanks can kick it.

Andrew Schulz 4:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 4:02 If Tom Hanks can kick it, I can kick it for sure.

Andrew Schulz 4:04 Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Joe Rogan 4:06 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 4:06 You know what is interesting, like, it was like, uh, only famous people got it initially.

Joe Rogan 4:10 Still (laughs) it-

Andrew Schulz 4:10 You know what I mean? It was like-

Joe Rogan 4:11 Just the ones we heard of.

Andrew Schulz 4:13 Right? Yeah. But it was like the new blue check-

Joe Rogan 4:14 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 4:14 ... that's what we were calling it. Because, like, I, I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it, but all these athletes had it.

Joe Rogan 4:21 Right.

Andrew Schulz 4:22 Every basketball team, a few people had it.

Joe Rogan 4:24 Yep.

Andrew Schulz 4:24 All these actors had it. Yeah, I was just like, "How the fuck are they getting it?"

Joe Rogan 4:28 See that, the ath- the athlete thing was like, okay, well these are super athletes and they don't have any, any form of-

Andrew Schulz 4:34 You know what it was?

Joe Rogan 4:35 What?

Andrew Schulz 4:35 They were flying bitches in, bro.

Joe Rogan 4:36 (gasps)

Andrew Schulz 4:37 You know what it was.

Joe Rogan 4:38 How dare you?

Andrew Schulz 4:39 Come on.

Joe Rogan 4:39 How dare you?

Andrew Schulz 4:40 Come on, dude.

Joe Rogan 4:41 I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain.

Andrew Schulz 4:44 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 4:45 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 4:45 Those days are done.

Joe Rogan 4:47 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 4:47 (laughs) We could all use any fountain now, okay? Cut the clip. Send it to CNN.

Joe Rogan 4:53 I kinda, I kinda have problem with a disease.

Andrew Schulz 4:56 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 4:57 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 4:58 We found out about-

Joe Rogan 4:59 How many clips are we gonna give CNN this episode alone?

Andrew Schulz 5:02 50.

Joe Rogan 5:02 How many problematic clip-

Andrew Schulz 5:03 Five, you get five zero.

Joe Rogan 5:04 Yeah, let's start. Okay.

Andrew Schulz 5:04 Five zero problematic clips.

Joe Rogan 5:05 Trannies, let's talk about them.

Andrew Schulz 5:07 Let's talk about them.

Joe Rogan 5:08 The, I feel like, um, the athlete thing was like, okay, they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms.

Andrew Schulz 5:13 Right.

Joe Rogan 5:14 But we're not super athletes. Okay.

Andrew Schulz 5:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:16 But then Idris Elba's just a really good sha- in shape actor.

Andrew Schulz 5:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:19 Well, he seems okay. Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape.

Andrew Schulz 5:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:24 And he got through it, like-

Andrew Schulz 5:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:25 ... hmm. What is... You know, and then you find out the flu numbers and they... But it's not the flu, okay? Okay? It's not the flu.

Andrew Schulz 5:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:32 Okay? It's not the flu.

Andrew Schulz 5:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:33 You know.

Andrew Schulz 5:34 Science is the new religion,

Andrew Schulz 5:35 bro.

Joe Rogan 5:35 Well, the thing is-

Andrew Schulz 5:37 Think about it. Think about it, though.

Joe Rogan 5:38 No, but it's Monday m- I think... I really believe this. I really believe this Monday morning tour de-

Andrew Schulz 5:41 I know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but like-

Joe Rogan 5:43 ... quarterbacking.

Andrew Schulz 5:43 Think about, like, the way religion operated in the past, right? The second you said anything against the church, they shame you, they ostracize you. "Who the fuck are you? How could you say these things?" They put you in your little box over there. You get excommunicated. Any of us who are like, "You sure it really kills everyone?"

Joe Rogan 5:58 Right.

Andrew Schulz 5:59 Like, "Are you sure? Are you sure it's that contagious?"

Joe Rogan 6:01 Can't say that.

Andrew Schulz 6:01 "What the fuck is w- Fauci, come out of the Keebler Elf House. Tell them what's going on." They just rail at you nonstop.

Joe Rogan 6:08 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 6:08 And the second w-And the second you say a single thing, you were ... What did they label you as? I think Amazon even, like, took down a book.

Joe Rogan 6:15 Heretic.

Andrew Schulz 6:15 A heretic, right?

Joe Rogan 6:16 Yeah, wasn't it? Is that what the, the term is?

Andrew Schulz 6:18 I think you were a blasphemy or something.

Joe Rogan 6:20 Blasphemy, for sure.

Andrew Schulz 6:20 One of these fucking things, right?

Joe Rogan 6:21 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 6:22 And then all the sudden, this information starts to come out where it's like, okay, it's not that bad. The curve is kinda flattening. Now this shit comes out today that was ... It basically said if you're asymptomatic, you can't transfer it-

Joe Rogan 6:33 Right.

Andrew Schulz 6:33 ... as easily as they thought. It's almost impossible.

Joe Rogan 6:35 So all the world ... Right. So all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers, they're not gonna do that.

Andrew Schulz 6:39 That was the only reason why stores are shut down.

Joe Rogan 6:41 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 6:41 The only reason why comedy clubs shut down, restaurants, because if you're asymptomatic, you pass on. Now we know you're not. If you have a cough, if you're sneezing, if you got the flu, stay the fuck home.

Joe Rogan 6:49 That's it.

Andrew Schulz 6:49 Crank it open, let's go.

Joe Rogan 6:50 Crank it open. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 6:51 D- is it-

Joe Rogan 6:51 Meanwhile, you have to wait mass ... No. New Jersey just said they want another month.

Andrew Schulz 6:54 For ... So this is where we get into, like, the, "I want my money." But you don't think this is just people trying to get reelected?

Joe Rogan 7:02 Um, it could be, but it could be people who are scared of people dying on their watch.

Andrew Schulz 7:06 Because now it's not the economy that gets you reelected, it's people dying on your watch.

Joe Rogan 7:10 Well, if someone comes along and says, "The reason why X amount of people died, it could've been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month."

Andrew Schulz 7:22 Right.

Joe Rogan 7:23 So I think it's that. It's also a lot of these people are not healthy people, right? I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy-

Andrew Schulz 7:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:30 ... and they are terrified of this virus.

Andrew Schulz 7:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:32 And I would try to tell them, "Well, hey, let's look at the actual statistics."

Andrew Schulz 7:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:36 The actual t- statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch-

Andrew Schulz 7:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:39 ... right? But as long as you have a, a good level of nutrients in your body, you have a, a, a-

Andrew Schulz 7:44 You're good.

Joe Rogan 7:44 ... adequate, sufficient levels of vitamin D-

Andrew Schulz 7:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:47 ... zinc, you take care of yourself, get in the sauna, drink a lot of water, don't get fucked up every night, don't eat sugar all day, like, you're probably gonna be okay. And maybe what's devastating even more so-

Andrew Schulz 8:00 Mm.

Joe Rogan 8:00 ... is how many suicides we l- we had, how many people died.

Andrew Schulz 8:03 Because?

Joe Rogan 8:04 Because of the depression.

Andrew Schulz 8:06 Yo, did you hear that stat that, like, corona actually saved lives 'cause people weren't driving, so they didn't get in car accidents?

Joe Rogan 8:12 Oh, it is true, right. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 8:12 People, like ... In a weird way, way less people-

Joe Rogan 8:15 It saved car accident deaths.

Andrew Schulz 8:17 Car accident deaths.

Joe Rogan 8:18 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 8:18 What else was there? I mean, there was a lot more domestic violence, but-

Joe Rogan 8:21 A lot more child abuse too.

Andrew Schulz 8:23 Really?

Joe Rogan 8:24 Yeah. A lot of child abuse, a lot of domestic violence. And then what's really scary is the fucking suicides, because people who are already barely hanging on, but might have pulled through if they had a good job-

Andrew Schulz 8:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:33 ... and had a way to make a living. Now they're broke and they have to beg for money and they, they get one $1200 check-

Andrew Schulz 8:38 Are people broke?

Joe Rogan 8:40 ... if they even got it.

Andrew Schulz 8:40 Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money.

Joe Rogan 8:43 How?

Andrew Schulz 8:44 All these comics that were like, they're barely, they were like middling on the road or they're barely doing it, they get the $1200 stimu-check, they get furloughed from their job, so I think you get like $600 or something a month when ... Or week or something when you're furloughed. They're making like a grand a week.

Joe Rogan 8:59 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 8:59 Like, everybody had money. Dude, this is the craziest shit about everything, the stock market hasn't budged.

Joe Rogan 9:05 Well, that's how you know the stock market's fake.

Andrew Schulz 9:07 Or, this is fake. They've priced out everything, Joe. They've priced out every s- the Super Bowl, they priced it out. They've priced out the ... What is it, the other thing we were just in? The pandemic they priced out, right? And it dipped down. The protests right now, they priced out.

Joe Rogan 9:20 They priced out the protests?

Andrew Schulz 9:21 They have MIT mathematicians.

Joe Rogan 9:23 Really?

Andrew Schulz 9:24 I think.

Narrator 9:25 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:27 Call up Lex Fridman. Let's get (laughs) , let's get to the bottom of this.

Andrew Schulz 9:31 Lex.

Joe Rogan 9:31 Lex.

Andrew Schulz 9:32 Lex.

Joe Rogan 9:32 Call me, buddy.

Andrew Schulz 9:33 That was funny. When we were at the store and I was teasing him 'cause he was dressed like a Men in Black dude-

Joe Rogan 9:37 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 9:37 ... and, uh, and then you go, "He's a black belt in jujitsu too." And I was like, "Oh, okay, buddy." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 9:42 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 9:42 Uh, he's a super nerd.

Joe Rogan 9:44 He's a nerd that can kill you.

Andrew Schulz 9:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:46 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 9:46 Nerds like that jujitsu.

Joe Rogan 9:48 Yeah. Well, it's a very intellectual pursuit, believe it or not. Seems like it wouldn't be.

Andrew Schulz 9:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:52 It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not.

Andrew Schulz 9:54 So does it also they just wanna, like, touch people?

Joe Rogan 9:57 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 9:57 Like, they're just ... There's like no socialization?

Joe Rogan 10:01 Could be.

Andrew Schulz 10:01 Like, you're just-

Joe Rogan 10:01 It's probably good for you that way.

Andrew Schulz 10:02 ... in your cubicle and then you get to embrace?

Joe Rogan 10:04 Be awkward, yeah.

Andrew Schulz 10:05 Yeah. Like, you know-

Joe Rogan 10:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get past the normal awkwardness of touching people.

Andrew Schulz 10:09 Well, and you maybe

Andrew Schulz 10:10 never were able to. Like, we need fucking affection. Like, you go to like, like Africa, right? And you ... Super homophobic, a lot of these countries, but the dudes are holding hands, the dudes are hugging each other, kissing each other when they fucking meet.

Joe Rogan 10:22 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 10:22 And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly, you need that affection somewhere.

Joe Rogan 10:28 Right.

Andrew Schulz 10:29 So you just get it from your boys.

Joe Rogan 10:30 How come they can't fuck broads regularly?

Andrew Schulz 10:33 I think it ... You ... There's not, like, just dating culture. It's like if there's no alcohol, it's harder to just, like, go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad.

Joe Rogan 10:40 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 10:40 (laughs) Like, where do you even date like if you can't drink?

Joe Rogan 10:44 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 10:45 If you can't go out for a drink, where would you date?

Joe Rogan 10:47 You have to date in your social circle, right?

Andrew Schulz 10:50 Where would you meet a girl? You have to meet at the mosque. And what are you gonna ... Pick up girls at the mosque?

Joe Rogan 10:52 Or you'd have ... I bet a lot of it would be like your girl or, or, or like, like your girl would have a friend-

Andrew Schulz 10:58 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 10:59 ... and she would try to introduce her to Jamie. That kind of deal.

Andrew Schulz 11:02 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:02 You know what I mean?

Andrew Schulz 11:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:03 It'd be like, "Oh, I know this single guy. I'm gonna set you up." There's probably a lot of that.

Andrew Schulz 11:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:07 You know what I'm saying?

Andrew Schulz 11:08 Yeah. Arranged.

Joe Rogan 11:09 Yeah. And there's probably a lot of, like, girls trying to sabotage relationships, so they're g-

Andrew Schulz 11:13 Keep going.

Joe Rogan 11:13 "I think Mike would be so much better with you." And they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so that they can sneak in some other dude.

Andrew Schulz 11:21 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 11:23 For sure.

Andrew Schulz 11:23 Like a terror plot.

Joe Rogan 11:24 Yeah. For sure they do that. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 11:26 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:26 "I just don't think he's good for you. I just don't. Debbie, you can do so much better. I mean, yeah, he's fine."

Andrew Schulz 11:30 (laughs) How happy are you-

Joe Rogan 11:31 "He's fine."

Andrew Schulz 11:32 ... that you don't have to date through all this?

Joe Rogan 11:35 Oh, yeah.

Andrew Schulz 11:35 Like ... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 11:36 How about date through the pandemic?

Andrew Schulz 11:38 Uh, yeah, I didn't get it at all. I got a girl, so I'm, I'm straight.

Joe Rogan 11:41 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 11:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:41 But that would be the worst. Like, the guys that I know that are the most depressed right now are single-

Andrew Schulz 11:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:45 ... that have been by themselves for two fucking months locked in their apartment.

Andrew Schulz 11:47 You don't think they're having people come up?

Joe Rogan 11:49 I think some of them don't have that ability.

Andrew Schulz 11:51 Oh, they ... But then they were loo- you know, they were ... Not ... I wasn't about to say losers.

Joe Rogan 11:54 Losers?

Andrew Schulz 11:55 They were-

Joe Rogan 11:55 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 11:55 (laughs) They weren't getting any pussy before.

Joe Rogan 11:57 Well, they were getting some occasionally, but they, they had to go out and get it.

Andrew Schulz 12:01 Right.

Joe Rogan 12:01 Right? You have to go, you have a couple of drinks with someone.

Andrew Schulz 12:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:03 Next thing you know, da, da-da, da-da.

Andrew Schulz 12:06 Dude, I don't even know how to get laid anymore, I'm thinking.

Joe Rogan 12:09 ... I bet you ask. You just beg.

Andrew Schulz 12:11 You just beg?

Joe Rogan 12:11 And you bring a consent form. You gotta bring a consent form.

Andrew Schulz 12:14 And have him sign.

Joe Rogan 12:15 And you have to record it.

Andrew Schulz 12:16 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:16 Everyone's gonna be a pornographer, so that every step of the way gets documented.

Andrew Schulz 12:20 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:20 Like this is for us. We're gonna put it in a vault.

Andrew Schulz 12:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:22 In a safe deposit box.

Andrew Schulz 12:24 Like (laughs) ...

Joe Rogan 12:24 And just so everybody knows-

Andrew Schulz 12:25 It's so true. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 12:26 ... that you, you were well-aware and wanted to do all this stuff. You can't change what happened.

Andrew Schulz 12:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 12:32 You can't decide after you feel terrible.

Andrew Schulz 12:34 Yeah. Like just asking-

Joe Rogan 12:37 Some people do distort. Which, the distorting part is what's really scary.

Andrew Schulz 12:40 What do you mean?

Joe Rogan 12:41 Like openly distort, like, what happened with you and... Like, you know the Chris Hardwick story?

Andrew Schulz 12:46 No. Go.

Joe Rogan 12:47 Oh, a terrible one.

Andrew Schulz 12:48 Yeah. Wait, does he get caught up in this stuff?

Joe Rogan 12:50 His ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual assault, and this is her definition of sexual assault.

Andrew Schulz 12:53 (laughs) Oh, boy.

Joe Rogan 12:53 She said yes to him-

Andrew Schulz 12:55 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 12:55 ... because he had told her that if, uh ... in the past, that they had been in a relation- he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it.

Andrew Schulz 13:04 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:05 So this was her, her, her reasoning-

Andrew Schulz 13:09 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:09 ... for describing why her saying yes to him-

Andrew Schulz 13:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:12 ... and having sex with him, was actually him sexually assaulting her.

Andrew Schulz 13:15 (sighs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:16 It's crazy. Right? So-

Andrew Schulz 13:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:17 ... he had all these text messages from her.

Andrew Schulz 13:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:19 He had all these ... Like, he, he documented everything.

Andrew Schulz 13:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:23 Luckily.

Andrew Schulz 13:23 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:24 But yet people were still upset that AMC hired him back, even though it was shown that she lied and not him.

Andrew Schulz 13:31 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:32 And that none of it ... Like, he, he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy. Like, there was a lot of craziness to it. And she was saying-

Andrew Schulz 13:39 So she cheated on him.

Joe Rogan 13:40 But it didn't matter. Like, they were still going after him.

Andrew Schulz 13:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:42 People were still going after him. Like, people can distort the version of the real- the relationship that you had.

Andrew Schulz 13:50 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 13:51 And even if you could prove it wrong, you're still on the wire for the ... Well, I a believer.

Andrew Schulz 13:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:57 I a believer. I always believe women.

Andrew Schulz 13:59 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:59 And there's, there's people that do say that.

Andrew Schulz 14:00 Believe all women.

Joe Rogan 14:01 Believe ... You can't believe-

Andrew Schulz 14:03 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:03 ... all anything. You can't believe all cops. You can't believe all doctors. You can't-

Andrew Schulz 14:07 Yeah, I don't like all arguments-

Joe Rogan 14:08 It's a dumb argument.

Andrew Schulz 14:09 ... outside of standup.

Joe Rogan 14:11 Oh, yeah. Well, for funny.

Andrew Schulz 14:12 Standup-

Joe Rogan 14:12 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 14:13 ... all arguments are the best.

Joe Rogan 14:14 Yes. Sure. That's a ... Makes it, makes good comedy.

Andrew Schulz 14:17 Oh, it's fun.

Joe Rogan 14:18 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 14:18 It's fun. Like-

Joe Rogan 14:19 Plus, it also ... Now you'll know what you're doing.

Andrew Schulz 14:19 Now you got me thinking about believe all women-

Joe Rogan 14:21 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 14:21 ... I'm like, "How can I find a way-"

Joe Rogan 14:23 Well, you hear Burr's bit on that?

Andrew Schulz 14:24 What does he say?

Joe Rogan 14:24 Burr's like, "All of them?"

Andrew Schulz 14:26 Yeah, yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 14:27 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 14:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 14:28 Like, "All of them?"

Andrew Schulz 14:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 14:29 "All of them?" Like, everybody knows that's nonsense when you say it something like that.

Andrew Schulz 14:32 Yeah. But they get behind it.

Joe Rogan 14:33 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 14:33 It's a weird ... I don't know. You know what-

Joe Rogan 14:36 My, you know what my go-to is always Casey Anthony.

Andrew Schulz 14:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:38 Do we believe her?

Andrew Schulz 14:39 What did she say?

Joe Rogan 14:40 She killed her fucking kid. She killed her kid and duct taped it and l- had it in the trunk.

Andrew Schulz 14:43 She covered it up?

Joe Rogan 14:44 Uh-huh. Yeah. She got away with it too.

Andrew Schulz 14:46 But like, how did she do it?

Joe Rogan 14:48 She murdered her kid. It's a famous story.

Andrew Schulz 14:50 Like with a, like a knife or something like that? No, I know. She's in Florida-

Joe Rogan 14:53 I, I don't think they found the body.

Andrew Schulz 14:53 ... something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 14:54 I don't think they found the body but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things in the trunk.

Andrew Schulz 14:57 So the baby disappeared. The baby's gone.

Joe Rogan 14:59 Exactly.

Andrew Schulz 14:59 She killed the kid.

Joe Rogan 15:00 It's a famous story and then-

Andrew Schulz 15:02 No, no, no. I heard the thing, but we don't know if the baby's dead? Did we find the baby?

Joe Rogan 15:05 I don't think they ever found it.

Andrew Schulz 15:06 So the baby's not dead-

Joe Rogan 15:07 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 15:07 ... I'd say. That's what I would say. I'd be like ... (laughs) I was like, "Bro, you need a body for a murder, right?"

Joe Rogan 15:12 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 15:12 And skeletal remains were found. Say again? In a trash bag. And skeletal remains were found.

Joe Rogan 15:15 Oh, there you go. Skeletal remains in a trash bag.

Andrew Schulz 15:17 Skeletal remains?

Joe Rogan 15:18 Yeah, not good. Um, that's right.

Andrew Schulz 15:21 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 15:21 What ... Wasn't there a situation where after the fact they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking-

Andrew Schulz 15:28 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 15:28 ... on her computer?

Andrew Schulz 15:29 And it was like how to get rid of a baby.

Joe Rogan 15:30 And their bookmarks and that one was all like, you know, how to get rid of a body.

Andrew Schulz 15:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:33 How long does it take for a body to decompose?

Andrew Schulz 15:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:36 What's the best way to kill a baby?

Andrew Schulz 15:37 But this was the case where like her lawyer-

Joe Rogan 15:39 She might not have done that. She might not have searched that in the interest of not getting sued.

Andrew Schulz 15:41 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 15:41 It might not have been how do you kill a baby.

Andrew Schulz 15:43 Oh, God, it sucks that you have to preface it yourself.

Joe Rogan 15:44 Think of everybody that knows her.

Andrew Schulz 15:46 This is where-

Joe Rogan 15:46 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 15:46 ... it is?

Joe Rogan 15:46 According to Google, neck breaking, how to make chloroform.

Andrew Schulz 15:50 Yeah. For everybody that watches this show, I just wanna let you know- It's all good. ... Jamie doesn't have a computer, he just knows all this stuff.

Joe Rogan 15:55 Put up her ... Put up the, the list of these things, and what is the article?

Andrew Schulz 15:57 No, this is all in ... This is ... I'm looking in the Wikipedia for it. That's all it said right here.

Joe Rogan 16:00 So this is what they said that she had (clicks tongue) problem with Wikipedia. It says I'm Bryan Callen's brother.

Andrew Schulz 16:04 Well, I- (laughs) I got (laughs) get you there.

Joe Rogan 16:06 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 16:06 This has a, has a, no- a notation for it.

Joe Rogan 16:09 Since I have Crohn's disease too, they're just making shit

Joe Rogan 16:11 up.

Andrew Schulz 16:11 Do you have it? No. So the Casey Anthony thing, her lawyer said that her dad did it. (clicks mouse) Did you see that? That was the defense.

Joe Rogan 16:19 Her lawyer said her dad did it?

Andrew Schulz 16:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:21 What?

Andrew Schulz 16:21 So the defense was, "Hey, we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed the baby."

Joe Rogan 16:25 Oh my God.

Andrew Schulz 16:25 And then you gotta handle that shit yourself afterwards.

Joe Rogan 16:27 So they're admitting they know somebody killed the baby and that someone was in the family?

Andrew Schulz 16:31 (inhales) But it got her off.

Joe Rogan 16:32 The point is-

Andrew Schulz 16:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:33 I don't wanna be dating anybody right now.

Andrew Schulz 16:33 So but you don't ... I don't think she ... Uh, I ... Again.

Joe Rogan 16:35 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 16:35 Say again?

Joe Rogan 16:36 So the point is I don't wanna be dating anybody right now. This is the thing.

Andrew Schulz 16:38 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:38 You can't trust anybody.

Andrew Schulz 16:39 Yes. But here's the thing, with her, do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died and then she's like, "Fuck, I killed a baby. How do I get rid of this thing so it looks like I didn't kill the baby?"

Joe Rogan 16:50 That's a good question. Now we're in the w- the realm of speculation.

Andrew Schulz 16:53 What would you do if you killed a baby by accident?

Joe Rogan 16:57 (sighs) Wow, that's heavy.

Andrew Schulz 16:58 It's a tough one 'cause you didn't mean to. Right? Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby.

Joe Rogan 17:04 (groans)

Andrew Schulz 17:05 Right? And then-

Joe Rogan 17:07 Just into a fan.

Andrew Schulz 17:08 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:08 What? It didn't have to die like ... (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 17:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:10 It's thrown up in the air.

Andrew Schulz 17:11 I was thinking you'd drop it. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:12 One of them fans is really fucking whizzing around and you forgot.

Andrew Schulz 17:15 (laughs) Yeah, okay.

Joe Rogan 17:17 This is just from the article-

Andrew Schulz 17:17 Just hot out and you were delirious.

Joe Rogan 17:18 ... that mentions the doc- uh, the searches. It's from in the middle of the case. It's like a web archive.

Andrew Schulz 17:22 Okay.

Joe Rogan 17:22 Her mo- her mom said that, uh, they gave the baby to a babysitter which nobody could find.

Andrew Schulz 17:29 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 17:29 And that Casey's car smelled like a dead body.

Andrew Schulz 17:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:35 She probably left it in there a long time. When you got a sloppy bitch like that-

Andrew Schulz 17:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:39 ... they don't, they don't clean up the baby quick.

Andrew Schulz 17:41 Yeah. Said it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk, not

Andrew Schulz 17:45 human decomposition. Was she one of these like hot girls?

Joe Rogan 17:47 Well ... Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 17:47 Remember there was like a time- Hot and parties, yeah. ... where like hot girls were killing a lot?

Joe Rogan 17:51 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 17:51 It was her and then that other girl, right? (laughs) Like there was smoke shows just fucking- Hot girls killing season. ... joints were killing. What was the other girl? She killed someone, I think it was an LA trial.

Joe Rogan 18:01 Which one was this?

Andrew Schulz 18:02 Oh, God. She was, like, Spanish or something. She was, like, kinda, like-

Joe Rogan 18:04 Oh, really?

Andrew Schulz 18:05 ... spicy. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:05 Really?

Andrew Schulz 18:05 Do you remember this?

Joe Rogan 18:06 No.

Andrew Schulz 18:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:07 Now, now I'm interested.

Andrew Schulz 18:08 Yeah, it was, like, a pretty bad mur- We Googled, like, the hottest, like, chicks who murdered.

Joe Rogan 18:12 Oh, really? (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 18:12 And, uh ... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 18:15 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 18:15 'Cause we wanted to see, like, you know, like, when you're, like, great at what you do, you can get away with it?

Joe Rogan 18:19 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 18:20 You know, I'm sure people have done bits about that. Like, you know, blah, blah, blah was so great he could get away ... Michael Jackson's so great-

Joe Rogan 18:25 Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 18:25 ... he could get away with these things. And we were like, does the same thing work for, like, hot chicks who kill? Like, would you still fuck? And I-

Joe Rogan 18:32 Oh, yeah. If they'd w- be willing to fuck you? Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 18:34 Oh, no. If you ... Yeah, if you were gonna do it.

Joe Rogan 18:36 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 18:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:37 Like, if a prime time, like, what's ... Give me ... Who do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

Andrew Schulz 18:44 Hottest girl I've ever seen. Obviously outside of our-

Joe Rogan 18:47 Of course.

Andrew Schulz 18:47 ... significant others, Joe.

Joe Rogan 18:48 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 18:48 100%. Um ...

Joe Rogan 18:50 Just give me an example. So, like, publicly-

Andrew Schulz 18:52 A joint Adriana Lima is a, is a-

Joe Rogan 18:54 Okay. Perfect.

Andrew Schulz 18:55 ... jo- yo- yoink.

Joe Rogan 18:56 Perfect example.

Andrew Schulz 18:56 100%. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 18:57 Perfect example. Now imagine Adriana Lima-

Andrew Schulz 19:00 Yes.

Joe Rogan 19:00 ... she kills her husband-

Andrew Schulz 19:01 Yes.

Joe Rogan 19:01 ... but he's kinda-

Andrew Schulz 19:02 I'll clean it up.

Joe Rogan 19:02 ... guy was a fucking asshole.

Andrew Schulz 19:03 I'll clean him up. No, no, no, no.

Joe Rogan 19:04 Guy was a piece of shit.

Andrew Schulz 19:05 He could be-

Joe Rogan 19:06 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 19:06 ... the kindest man ever.

Joe Rogan 19:07 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 19:08 He, she could kill him while he's, like, feeding cleft palate kids. And I would take the kid, I'd put them in another room. Obviously I wouldn't kill the kid.

Joe Rogan 19:15 Right.

Andrew Schulz 19:15 I'd clean up the guy's dead body and then we would do whatever we had to do.

Joe Rogan 19:18 But would you trust her if you were fucking her with a lot of objects around? I would want it to be in a, like, a basketball court where she ... (laughs) you know ?

Andrew Schulz 19:26 (laughs) Fucking her with objects around ...

Joe Rogan 19:27 I want, I don't ... Listen, that's how I think.

Andrew Schulz 19:29 I'm not fucking her on the table at the Joe Rogan Experience. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 19:31 That's what I'm ... There's all these knives on this fucking table.

Andrew Schulz 19:33 She'd just have it. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 19:34 That's what I'm thinking. Someone's gonna grab a knife and stab you.

Andrew Schulz 19:37 Yeah, I don't know if I'd trust it.

Joe Rogan 19:38 Like, maybe right as she cumms, "Uh, uh, uh, you motherfucker!" Boom.

Andrew Schulz 19:42 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 19:43 Right through your rib cage. Like, "Oh my God, I should've listened to Joe and taken her to the gym." (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 19:47 (laughs) I once had, uh, this was back in my, like, bad days, you know. I'm a good guy now and reformed hoe, if you will. But, uh, I remember I, I had a girl over and, um, I remember I left my wallet in the living room.

Joe Rogan 20:03 Oh, no.

Andrew Schulz 20:04 And she went to, like, the bathroom or something, like, to clean up. And I remember I, like, went into the living room, I grabbed my wallet and, like, put it in, like, a pair of pants. And then I sat there for a second, I'm like, "Am I fucking girls I think will steal from me?" Like ... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 20:15 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 20:15 Like what, like what's happening in my life that I'm willing to go through with this?

Joe Rogan 20:19 Well, you do, though. When you're a, a, a young man and you're horny. You-

Andrew Schulz 20:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:23 That's a drug dealer. You got a drug dealer in front of you.

Andrew Schulz 20:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:26 It's not just a girl that you're interested in. You're also, you have a real need.

Andrew Schulz 20:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:32 Guys are horny. I mean, I don't know what it's like w- I'm obviously talking just for men-

Andrew Schulz 20:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:35 ... because I don't know what it's like when a girl's horny. Maybe it's exactly the same feeling. I don't think it is. I don't, I, I, I would assume that like all other things, men and women are very different. So, I think the horny part's very different, too.

Andrew Schulz 20:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:46 But when men are horny, it gets desperate. It gets-

Andrew Schulz 20:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:50 ... weird. Like, drug addict-y desperate.

Andrew Schulz 20:52 Yeah. I think I, I've, I've always wondered that with, like, women. Like, if ... 'Cause we always chalk it up to ourselves, like, if we get laid, right? It's like, "Oh, I kicked great game." Like, "That was me." Like, "I took that down," or whatever, you know? And I wonder if a lot of it is, like, their emotional state in the day. Like, like, let's say their, their cat went missing or something. Like, if that ... They're like, "Oh, fuck, I'm really down. I'm gonna go hook up with this guy because that's gonna elevate my emotional state."

Joe Rogan 21:21 I think for some girls. I think some girls just want an escape and they'll just go have a, uh, you know, just a, a fling.

Andrew Schulz 21:28 Right.

Joe Rogan 21:29 But see, the thing with girls, they have to worry about men i- in a dangerous way. Where men don't really have to worry about girls-

Andrew Schulz 21:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:35 ... the same way.

Andrew Schulz 21:37 Yeah, there's a ... Dude, you know what it is? Like, you saw, obviously you saw the Epstein doc on Netflix, right?

Joe Rogan 21:41 Yeah. Oh, dude, I couldn't watch it. Aime- Jamie and I were watching it together. I shut it off after the first 15 minutes.

Andrew Schulz 21:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:47 I was like, "I don't wanna hear about this. I know what happened."

Andrew Schulz 21:49 Here's the thing. Obviously fluff piece. Like, we, you know, we can get into that. But, like, to, like, put all the guilt on Epstein type of thing, like, he's the sole purpose, like, he manipulated everybody, it was, like, really adorable how they did it. Kinda like, you know, Fyre Fest, they made it look like that guy Billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong.

Joe Rogan 22:06 Mm-hmm. Oh, did they?

Andrew Schulz 22:06 Like, all these ... Oh, God, yeah. It's like the second someone can't refute the evidence, like, Billy was in jail. They're like, "Okay, run the docs." Right?

Joe Rogan 22:12 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 22:12 And it's like ... And-

Joe Rogan 22:13 Ugh.

Andrew Schulz 22:14 And you know how, like, so, like, there were these PR companies that were attached to Fyre Fest, right?

Joe Rogan 22:18 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 22:18 That promoted this shit everywhere, and all of a sudden they're, like, absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy Billy who did everything and whatever. It doesn't matter. Same thing with, with Epstein. But what is interesting about the girls and, was like, you just got to hear their stories. Like, I never heard of any of these girls, right? And after watching the stories and how, like, they complained to the FBI, they complained to all these different places and, like, nobody ever listened to them. I go, "Oh, shit. This is why the Me Too movement existed." 'Cause as a dude that came into the Me Too movement not ... Never being a douchebag to girls, like, I never fucking mistreated women at all. I was always very good to girls. Like, I looked at the Me Too movement and I was like, "What's going on here?" Like, "Why are these girls, like, so angry at us?" Like, wh- I'm, I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe, like, dating a lot, but I would never do anything-

Joe Rogan 23:00 Yeah, but you're, you're-

Andrew Schulz 23:01 ... bad to a girl.

Joe Rogan 23:01 ... not a boss. The-

Andrew Schulz 23:03 No, no, no, no. But hear, I'm saying this is what's really interesting. The girls tried to be heard for years. They weren't. All of a sudden, the voices are heard, right? I'm sure those aren't the only girls who talked to their boss or talked to HR about, like, their boss being inappropriate and were told to shut the fuck up.

Joe Rogan 23:19 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 23:20 So, the second they're listened to, the floodgates are open.

Joe Rogan 23:25 Right.

Andrew Schulz 23:25 You see what I'm saying?

Joe Rogan 23:26 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 23:26 And I was like, "Oh, that's why this happened." This is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing.

Joe Rogan 23:31 Exactly.

Andrew Schulz 23:32 And-And if I look at it through that perspective, even in the time, I go, "Yes, this is wrong." And saying things like, uh, you know, absolutes like, "Believe all women," that kind of stuff, is, is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them. But I get the feeling where it's like, if nobody's gonna listen to you and now you got a microphone, yeah, you're gonna scream into that shit.

Joe Rogan 23:51 I don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying, "Believe all women." I think it's a lot of, a lot of that shit is crazy people. Like-

Andrew Schulz 23:58 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:58 ... they're just, that slogan is not something you could say.

Andrew Schulz 24:01 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 24:01 You can't say, "Believe all men." You can't say, "Believe a-"

Andrew Schulz 24:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:04 You can't say that because then you're giving people the license to bullshit you.

Andrew Schulz 24:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:08 Because you're not treating their s- Like, if someone tells you a story and in this story, whether-

Andrew Schulz 24:13 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 24:13 ... you know, whoever it is, whether you, it's your boss-

Andrew Schulz 24:15 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:16 ... you're, you're the victim of your boss. If you don't know the boss's version of it, you don't-

Andrew Schulz 24:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:20 ... really know the truth.

Andrew Schulz 24:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:21 It's hard to, it's hard to say.

Andrew Schulz 24:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:23 It might very well be they're telling you the 100% truth, or they might be a fucking crazy person who-

Andrew Schulz 24:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:29 ... blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life, and they-

Andrew Schulz 24:32 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:32 ... might be a pathological liar. There's a-

Andrew Schulz 24:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:33 ... lot of people that are just liars. There's a lot of people that are manipulators.

Andrew Schulz 24:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:37 They make up stories-

Andrew Schulz 24:38 Of course.

Joe Rogan 24:38 ... to make other people look bad.

Andrew Schulz 24:39 Of course.

Joe Rogan 24:40 But the nature of man is that men are disgusting. And when men are in control, like if a guy is the head of a fucking movie studio-

Andrew Schulz 24:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:48 ... and they can get these, all these dime pieces to suck on his s- his dick-

Andrew Schulz 24:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:52 ... to get a movie role.

Andrew Schulz 24:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:53 They've been doing that since the beginning of time.

Andrew Schulz 24:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:55 And the problem is not just that the man wants to do that to all the actresses.

Andrew Schulz 25:01 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:01 There's another problem, that some of the actresses actively manipulate that man and seduce him so that they can get ahead.

Andrew Schulz 25:10 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:11 That's real, too.

Andrew Schulz 25:13 Yeah, 100%.

Joe Rogan 25:13 What's, what's al- Yeah, what's real is that there were willing participants that, that were, they were, they were-

Andrew Schulz 25:20 Dude, if you're benefiting from the system-

Joe Rogan 25:22 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 25:22 ... why would you reject it? Now, I'm not making a statement about Margot Robbie, right? I don't know what ev- she's done in her life and she probably earned every single one of her roles perfectly. No question. I don't know if-

Joe Rogan 25:32 We don't even have to name any names.

Andrew Schulz 25:33 My point is, you've never heard her complain about Hollywood, because she's getting all the roles.

Joe Rogan 25:36 Right.

Andrew Schulz 25:37 The girls in Hollywood I hear complaining are 50.

Joe Rogan 25:40 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 25:42 (laughs) You don't think that's coincidental, like Rose McGowan ages out of sucking dick to do the role?

Joe Rogan 25:48 You son of a bitch.

Andrew Schulz 25:49 I'm just saying.

Joe Rogan 25:50 How dare you.

Andrew Schulz 25:51 I'm just saying, it's c- isn't it, isn't it coincidental when you age out of some shit you complained? We're like, we're all guilty of it too. You see like, all these comics ... (laughs) I've seen tons of comics be like, "There's no jobs for like, straight white comics." And it's like, "You're 50."

Joe Rogan 26:05 Yeah, there's no jobs-

Andrew Schulz 26:05 There weren't any-

Joe Rogan 26:06 ... for 50 year old dudes.

Andrew Schulz 26:07 ... for 50 year olds. Yeah, like that's-

Joe Rogan 26:08 Yeah, you gotta play a guy who's, you know, you're a

Joe Rogan 26:10 dad now.

Andrew Schulz 26:10 I think a lot of times you see these, these things of convenience, man. It's like ...

Joe Rogan 26:15 I wouldn't want to comment on that 'cause I don't know what ex- exactly what her situation is-

Andrew Schulz 26:19 Right.

Joe Rogan 26:20 ... or, or any of theirs, right? But what I do know-

Andrew Schulz 26:22 Again, I don't know either, but you look at the correlation and you see like, okay, maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was, was like, how you kind of worked the system to get ahead.

Joe Rogan 26:33 Talk to Whitney about it.

Andrew Schulz 26:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:34 Yeah. I mean, she's not gonna name any names.

Andrew Schulz 26:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:36 She'll fucking tell you.

Andrew Schulz 26:37 Well, that's-

Joe Rogan 26:37 That's exactly what some of them did.

Andrew Schulz 26:39 Bro, that's the thing that I've realized like now is like, especially with politics, which is so smart, is like, have you seen everything? Everything's like this, like a proxy war.

Joe Rogan 26:48 Hmm.

Andrew Schulz 26:49 Like, if, if you have a message you have to get across, right? And you're a Republican, right? If you have a message you want to get acr- you're a Republican, you know that the left is gonna attack your identity first, no matter what the message is. So, they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up, right?

Joe Rogan 27:09 Hmm.

Andrew Schulz 27:09 Like the gay Asian dude.

Joe Rogan 27:12 The gay Asian dude.

Andrew Schulz 27:13 What's this guy? He got beat up. Like, they got milkshakes on him or something like that.

Joe Rogan 27:16 Oh, Andy Ngo.

Andrew Schulz 27:17 Yeah. And then Candace Owens, right? Like, if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said, you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize them for.

Joe Rogan 27:26 The left can't criticize.

Andrew Schulz 27:26 Sorry, the left can't criticize for. So, it's like-

Joe Rogan 27:28 Right. I see what you're saying.

Andrew Schulz 27:28 ... if you or I say something, we're like, "Looting is bad," or something like that, right? Uh, easily, well, you wouldn't know, you wouldn't know what systemic oppression is, Joe. You're a fucking white guy. You have all this privilege. Shut the fuck up. But if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized, you have to take what they say at face value. So, that's their proxies, right? They p- Like, Milo was the first one of these guys.

Joe Rogan 27:48 Yeah, but the- these two people that you're put- using as an example are b- both examples of people that have been attacked by the left.

Andrew Schulz 27:56 But they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited-

Joe Rogan 27:59 Ah, right.

Andrew Schulz 27:59 ... for their identity. They have to be discredited for the words, whereas you would be immediate dent- identity wiped away.

Joe Rogan 28:03 Right.

Andrew Schulz 28:04 But what's, what's genius is the left does it as well. And I, this fucking hit me 'cause I'd be looking at Greta Thunberg and I'm like, "Why the fuck-"

Joe Rogan 28:12 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 28:12 "... are we listening to a fucking kid about anything?"

Joe Rogan 28:14 Right.

Andrew Schulz 28:15 Right? Drove me crazy. And then I go ... and then I'd see the, the gun kids from Florida from the school that got shot up and I'd be like, "Why are we listening to kids about guns and regi- legislation?" I'm like, holy fuck. They're making kids make all the points 'cause you can't tell kids to shut the fuck up or you're an asshole. If you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the fuck up, you don't know anything about the polar icecaps, you're an asshole. So, if you just get kids to make all your points for you, the right just gotta go, "Well, it's good that kids are involved in the political process."

Joe Rogan 28:48 Well, my favorite thing about Greta is they started off with climate change. She was talking about her future-

Andrew Schulz 28:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:54 ... and how dare you.

Andrew Schulz 28:55 Then she became a half-tard.

Joe Rogan 28:56 And then she was on this c- (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 28:57 Right? Didn't she go half-tard? She did, she went Hannah Gadsby, right? It's like ...

Joe Rogan 29:01 She has autism? Is that what you're saying?

Andrew Schulz 29:02 I, someone told me she's half-retarded.

Joe Rogan 29:03 Yes, I believe-

Andrew Schulz 29:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:04 ... she has autism. That's the correct term for it.

Andrew Schulz 29:06 Is, is, what's the difference?

Joe Rogan 29:07 Um, well-

Andrew Schulz 29:08 Was she vaccinated? Do we vaccine ... Did you have too much vaccines sitting sweet and st-

Joe Rogan 29:12 No, no. There's no, there's no issues with the vaccines.

Andrew Schulz 29:14 Right.

Joe Rogan 29:14 She, it actually is a plus, you know?

Andrew Schulz 29:16 Doing the vaccines?

Joe Rogan 29:17 No, no. The, the autism. It actually helps you focus on certain things.

Andrew Schulz 29:20 Like what?

Joe Rogan 29:21 I don't know. I mean, that's what they say about people on the spectrum.

Andrew Schulz 29:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:23 Or what Ben-

Andrew Schulz 29:23 Let's ask Ben Shapiro.

Joe Rogan 29:25 ... he says. You think he's on it?

Andrew Schulz 29:26 Oh, autistic Adam Smith. That's what I call him.

Joe Rogan 29:28 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 29:28 Dude, that guy, "Uh, the free market isn't..." Like ask him about anything. "You like donuts? Well, uh, uh, the best donuts would be at the free market and they're ..." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 29:36 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 29:36 It's just like, bro, turn it off for a second, dude.

Joe Rogan 29:39 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 29:40 Just fucking turn it o- We get it, you like capitalism, dude. Turn it the fuck down.

Joe Rogan 29:45 What I was gonna say about that Greta chick is they brought her on the COVID council.

Andrew Schulz 29:48 I saw that. I couldn't believe it.

Joe Rogan 29:50 She's 16. Like, why are you bringing her on an infectious disease council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before?

Andrew Schulz 29:55 Bro, it's unbelievable.

Joe Rogan 29:56 When, you know who they wouldn't have on the council?

Andrew Schulz 29:57 Who?

Joe Rogan 29:58 Rand Paul, who is an actual medical doctor who actually survived COVID.They didn't ask him to be on it.

Andrew Schulz 30:05 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 30:05 Why? Because he has controversial opinions, and maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the fucking economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy.

Andrew Schulz 30:12 Bro, (sighs) it is what it is.

Joe Rogan 30:15 It is what it is.

Andrew Schulz 30:16 It is what it is. You can't... It's just-

Joe Rogan 30:18 Yeah, but-

Andrew Schulz 30:18 ... we live in a weird fucking time, man.

Joe Rogan 30:19 But you can't tell me that they didn't... Calling her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly-

Andrew Schulz 30:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:25 ... is so irresponsible,

Joe Rogan 30:27 'cause first-

Andrew Schulz 30:27 Like, calling her for any issue is irresponsible. She's a teenager. What do teenagers know?

Joe Rogan 30:31 Well, I think-

Andrew Schulz 30:31 Please tell me what teenagers know.

Joe Rogan 30:33 They know how to go to school.

Andrew Schulz 30:34 Okay.

Joe Rogan 30:34 And, uh, they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker.

Andrew Schulz 30:39 Okay.

Joe Rogan 30:39 Like, if you wanna be a gymnast or a martial artist-

Andrew Schulz 30:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:42 ... when you're a teen, you get way better, way quicker.

Andrew Schulz 30:44 Okay. Greta, if there's a TikTok dance that I need to learn-

Joe Rogan 30:48 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 30:49 ... I guarantee your autistic concentration is gonna make it perfect and you're gonna get down those steps. You're gonna be able to do it. I don't need to know about fucking science from you.

Joe Rogan 30:57 You don't need-

Andrew Schulz 30:58 I don't even need to know about science from most journalists. I just need scientists to tell me, and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually ask questions because that's what fucking science is. When did science stop being about asking questions?

Joe Rogan 31:10 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 31:10 Like, if you ask any real scientist, they'd be like, "Yeah, well the whole point is we just poke holes at our, in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science." Now the second you ask a question-

Joe Rogan 31:19 Well-

Andrew Schulz 31:19 ... you're a heretic, man, or a theoretic.

Joe Rogan 31:21 If it's about... Yeah, if it's about gender-

Andrew Schulz 31:22 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:23 ... or if it, if it's, uh, about the economy or if it's about climate change.

Andrew Schulz 31:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:29 Those things, you, you're not allowed to use science.

Andrew Schulz 31:31 Okay. Climate's changing.

Joe Rogan 31:33 Yeah, but you can't, you can't use science to des-

Andrew Schulz 31:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:37 If, if you have, like, any scientific facts that you try to bring-

Andrew Schulz 31:40 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 31:41 ... that-

Andrew Schulz 31:41 Do you buy the... What do you think about it? You think climate's changing?

Joe Rogan 31:44 It's 100% changing.

Andrew Schulz 31:45 It's changing?

Joe Rogan 31:45 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 31:45 For the better?

Joe Rogan 31:46 Um, if you're in Antarctica, it's better.

Andrew Schulz 31:49 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 31:49 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 31:50 If you're in Antarctica?

Joe Rogan 31:51 It's, it's gonna get hotter and it's gonna be b- it's gonna be da-

Andrew Schulz 31:54 C-

Joe Rogan 31:54 There's gonna be some adaptation.

Andrew Schulz 31:54 Give me the negative. Give me the negative. I, I, I, literally, when they describe it to me-

Joe Rogan 31:58 Extinction events, for sure.

Andrew Schulz 32:00 By the what?

Joe Rogan 32:00 There's gonna be a large number of animals that can't survive in areas. There'll be less water in, in, in areas where it's hotter.

Andrew Schulz 32:06 Okay.

Joe Rogan 32:07 Animals are gonna die. Maybe people are gonna die. There'll be less-

Andrew Schulz 32:09 We can move the people.

Joe Rogan 32:11 Less crops. Yeah, it's not that easy, but you're right. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 32:14 We got food.

Joe Rogan 32:15 But for sure, it's real.

Andrew Schulz 32:15 You can make food anywhere. I can make food in my m- my backyard. I can make food in my living room if I want.

Joe Rogan 32:20 But the point about it is, if you in any way dispute the models-

Andrew Schulz 32:24 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 32:25 ... of what they're saying-

Andrew Schulz 32:26 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 32:26 ... and have an alternative perspective-

Andrew Schulz 32:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 32:27 ... that alternative perspective is never engaged. That alternative perspective is demonized. That perspective is, "You're, you're a climate change denier and you're a bad person." And, and some of 'em just have, uh, data that they're going on, like they're talking about the raised carbon levels in the atmosphere is actually better for plant life.

Andrew Schulz 32:45 Mm.

Joe Rogan 32:45 And that, uh, the more c- 'cause plants actually take in carbon dioxide.

Andrew Schulz 32:49 Right.

Joe Rogan 32:49 They breathe out oxygen.

Andrew Schulz 32:50 Right.

Joe Rogan 32:50 And there was some people that were talking about how there is, there's some benefits to some forms of life by an increased carbon count in the atmosphere. It's a fucking weird argument because it's one of the factors that's leading to the fact that the world's heating up. I mean-

Andrew Schulz 33:07 I, I don't-

Joe Rogan 33:07 ... you're saying that it's good that the world's heating up, it's like, well,

Joe Rogan 33:10 I don't know, maybe.

Andrew Schulz 33:11 (smacks lips) We act like it's good. We want it to be warmer. I, you know, I grew up in New York. Obviously, you'd like it to be warmer, and I'm sure that's just a surface level argument. That being said, I don't know if the conversation should be, "Stop global warming at any cost." Maybe it is a better conversation to have is like, "Hey, we should do what we can to stop global warming, but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway."

Joe Rogan 33:33 T- that is true.

Andrew Schulz 33:34 Right? We act like... (laughs) We're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything's okay. Uh, this concerns me a little.

Joe Rogan 33:41 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 33:42 That doesn't worry you?

Joe Rogan 33:43 It worries me. This, that's why the pandemic thing worried me, the shutdown-

Andrew Schulz 33:46 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:47 ... because it was like, it's not that easy to restart everything and there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it-

Andrew Schulz 33:52 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 33:52 ... including, do they think something like 40% of small businesses might go under within the first six months? That's, that's scary shit. That's a lot. That's a lot. So what, is everybody gonna work for Target and War- Walmart and large corporations?

Andrew Schulz 34:04 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 34:05 All the mom and pop stores go under, all the mom and pop restaurants go under?

Andrew Schulz 34:08 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 34:09 Very dangerous time in that way.

Andrew Schulz 34:11 Mm.

Joe Rogan 34:11 'Cause then where are the jobs? You can't just go right back. That is a... And that's gonna lead to a lot of suicide, a lot of murder, a lot of crazy shit, 'cause people are gonna be desperate. That's one of the things they said about, uh, Northern California. They had more suicides from CO- during the, the crackdown than they had from COVID. More people died from killing themselves.

Andrew Schulz 34:31 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 34:31 There's a big uptick, big uptick in suicides.

Andrew Schulz 34:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:34 One of Swanson's buddies, a sheriff, was telling him that they used to have one a week and now they were having five a day.

Andrew Schulz 34:43 Jesus.

Joe Rogan 34:43 Somewhere in, somewhere in LA. Like, what the fuck, man? So that's something that people need to take into consideration.

Andrew Schulz 34:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:48 You need to take into consideration how many people are gonna become drug addicts, how many people are gonna be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life.

Andrew Schulz 34:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:57 They might have been on an upward trend and all of a sudden, boom, their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad and then they-

Andrew Schulz 35:03 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 35:03 ... and then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere.

Andrew Schulz 35:07 Damn.

Joe Rogan 35:07 Where they were on their way to having a fulfilled life. How many people broke up with their fucking loved ones because they had to be with them all day 24 hours a day and they were just-

Andrew Schulz 35:15 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 35:15 ... sick of 'em? And maybe they would have worked out great if they just-

Andrew Schulz 35:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:18 ... went along at a, uh, natural trajectory.

Andrew Schulz 35:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:22 How about if you just start with a girl? You just meet her, you've been dating for a couple weeks and, like, all of a sudden the pandemic hits and you really like her.

Andrew Schulz 35:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:29 You're like, "I just... Let's just live together, fuck it."

Andrew Schulz 35:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 35:34 And you're like, "How long is it gonna take?" You tell your friends. They're like, "You sure that's a good idea, Andrew? You've only known her for 14 days."

Andrew Schulz 35:40 We bought a dog. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 35:42 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 35:43 Bro, bro, bro, bro. We bought a fucking Goldendoodle, bro.

Joe Rogan 35:49 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 35:49 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 35:49 We did.

Andrew Schulz 35:51 It's true.

Joe Rogan 35:51 You ever call your buddy, uh, from a new number and his girl answers the phone? Girl answers the cell phone.

Andrew Schulz 35:58 Great.

Joe Rogan 35:58 "Hello?" "Yeah, um, I'm calling for Greg."

Andrew Schulz 36:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:03 "Who's this?"

Andrew Schulz 36:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:04 "Greg's friend."Who the fuck are you? That's the real question. Does Greg have a secretary? What is this? And he's like, "Oh, yeah, man. That's my girlfriend. She didn't recognize the number."

Andrew Schulz 36:14 Who got locked up.

Joe Rogan 36:15 She didn't recognize the number?

Andrew Schulz 36:17 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 36:17 Oh, so she just answers your phone-

Andrew Schulz 36:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:19 ... when she doesn't recognize the number?

Andrew Schulz 36:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:21 What, what are you talking about, man?

Andrew Schulz 36:23 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:25 Could you imagine?

Andrew Schulz 36:26 Yeah. It's, uh ... I don't

Andrew Schulz 36:28 know. I've had a ... I've been very lucky. Like, uh, you know, me and my girl live together and-

Joe Rogan 36:32 Well, you would tolerate nothing less.

Andrew Schulz 36:32 ... we've had a great ... Say again?

Joe Rogan 36:34 You would tolerate nothing less.

Andrew Schulz 36:35 Yeah, that's-

Joe Rogan 36:35 You'd have a fucking moron.

Andrew Schulz 36:36 Yeah, that's another thing. It's like I, I cannot function well in, uh, misery.

Joe Rogan 36:41 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 36:42 I won't tolerate misery.

Joe Rogan 36:43 Dude, I would hate to be-

Andrew Schulz 36:45 Which is great, yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:45 ... a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me. That'd probably horrible.

Andrew Schulz 36:51 Dude, being a guy, wanting to work for, like ...

Joe Rogan 36:54 Oh my God. If there, there was a guy who, who was your boss who wanted to fuck you-

Andrew Schulz 36:58 Oh, I was thinking-

Joe Rogan 36:58 ... and you had to do-

Andrew Schulz 36:58 ... like, a girl boss.

Joe Rogan 36:59 Not that.

Andrew Schulz 36:59 But also that. That sucks.

Joe Rogan 37:00 Oh, girl boss would be rough too. But at least-

Andrew Schulz 37:03 Yeah, if a guy was putting the pressure on. Like, if a guy was really, like, rubbing your shoulders like guys do to chicks at work.

Joe Rogan 37:09 Ooh. Oh.

Andrew Schulz 37:10 Like, like laying the meat on your back a bit.

Joe Rogan 37:12 Ooh, oh. I knew a casting agent that was a female that was kinda gross and she would fuck dudes and get them roles.

Andrew Schulz 37:17 Yeah?

Joe Rogan 37:17 Oh, yeah. She'd throw it around.

Andrew Schulz 37:20 Really?

Joe Rogan 37:20 Back in the dizzeay, son. Back in the '90s.

Andrew Schulz 37:22 Really?

Joe Rogan 37:23 Got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects.

Andrew Schulz 37:25 Really?

Joe Rogan 37:26 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 37:26 Did you get something?

Joe Rogan 37:27 No.

Andrew Schulz 37:27 Yeah?

Joe Rogan 37:28 But she tried to fuck one of my friends.

Andrew Schulz 37:29 That was the only thing you're scared-

Joe Rogan 37:30 I had to call him off.

Andrew Schulz 37:31 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:31 "Hey." (laughs) "Hey."

Andrew Schulz 37:34 There was a girl ... Ah, gosh, I shouldn't have out her, but ...

Joe Rogan 37:36 I got, can ... I'm not gonna out anybody. This-

Andrew Schulz 37:38 I won't say any names, but I think there was a girl that worked at a comedy club in New York-

Joe Rogan 37:41 (gasps)

Andrew Schulz 37:42 ... that would, uh, fuck a lot of comics.

Joe Rogan 37:44 What, you could get them on the stage?

Andrew Schulz 37:45 I think that's how it worked.

Joe Rogan 37:45 I mean, that's basically what Sam Mitzi did.

Andrew Schulz 37:46 It was way back in the day. It was way back in the day.

Joe Rogan 37:49 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 37:49 But did Misty ... Yeah, Misty.

Joe Rogan 37:50 But listen, here's the deal. Here's the difference.

Andrew Schulz 37:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:52 I support that.

Andrew Schulz 37:53 Keep going.

Joe Rogan 37:54 No one's getting killed.

Andrew Schulz 37:56 Right.

Joe Rogan 37:56 See, what I'm scared about with women is-

Andrew Schulz 37:58 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:58 ... that men are physically stronger.

Andrew Schulz 37:59 Yes.

Joe Rogan 38:00 When the man is physically stronger, the woman can just basically just fuck him.

Andrew Schulz 38:03 Yes.

Joe Rogan 38:03 They don't, they don't really have sex with them.

Andrew Schulz 38:05 Yes.

Joe Rogan 38:05 And if ... The s- the sucky thing is if it affects your career, I get that. But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually gonna get raped.

Andrew Schulz 38:12 Yes.

Joe Rogan 38:12 Or worried you're gonna get killed. What women have to worry about with guys that wanna fuck them is creepy, angry guy-type shit.

Andrew Schulz 38:18 Yes.

Joe Rogan 38:19 With men, you have to worry about just lies. They have to worry about, like, hysterical lies and crazy people making things up-

Andrew Schulz 38:24 Right.

Joe Rogan 38:24 ... or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass.

Andrew Schulz 38:27 Yup.

Joe Rogan 38:27 That's the kinda stuff you have to worry about. You don't have to worry about, you know, less things.

Andrew Schulz 38:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:31 And you don't have to worry about any of it during sex. That's what I was saying. If you're gonna ... Was it Andrea Lima? Who was the girl?

Andrew Schulz 38:37 Adriana Lima. Adriana Lima?

Joe Rogan 38:38 Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Schulz 38:38 Adriana Lima.

Joe Rogan 38:39 Joint. Basketball court, nothing around, no physical objects.

Andrew Schulz 38:43 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:43 She can't kill you with anything.

Andrew Schulz 38:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:45 If she r- she puts her pants on, screaming, and runs out to the car-

Andrew Schulz 38:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:48 ... you got plenty of warning. You grab a chair.

Andrew Schulz 38:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:50 You know what y- you know what you're doing.

Andrew Schulz 38:51 What do you do?

Joe Rogan 38:52 Keep away like a lion.

Andrew Schulz 38:53 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 38:54 "Hey."

Andrew Schulz 38:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:54 "On a fucking chair. Hey."

Andrew Schulz 38:56 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:57 "Stop." Or, "Stop."

Andrew Schulz 38:58 "One more time."

Joe Rogan 38:59 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 38:59 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 39:01 (laughs) "One, one more?"

Andrew Schulz 39:02 "Is this what we're doing?"

Joe Rogan 39:03 But my sa- ... My point is, like, it has to be an extremely psychotic woman-

Andrew Schulz 39:06 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 39:06 ... for you to be actually worried about your life.

Andrew Schulz 39:08 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:09 So if a girl comes

Joe Rogan 39:10 over to your house, you might worry about your wallet if you'd fucked up and you've just barely know her, and now all of a sudden she's rummaging through your house.

Andrew Schulz 39:18 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 39:18 But you don't worry about your life.

Andrew Schulz 39:19 Yeah, you don't worry about your life.

Joe Rogan 39:20 So if a woman takes a guy over her house, she worries about her life.

Andrew Schulz 39:24 Yes. She's terrified.

Joe Rogan 39:24 It's a different thing.

Andrew Schulz 39:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:26 It's always gross when some- if someone's using their, their power to fuck you-

Andrew Schulz 39:30 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 39:31 ... whether it's a man or a woman, it's gross.

Andrew Schulz 39:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:33 But it's less gross when it's a woman.

Andrew Schulz 39:35 Yeah. But power, you mean physical power?

Joe Rogan 39:38 No. No, well, physical power, for sure.

Andrew Schulz 39:40 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:40 I meant, like, power.

Andrew Schulz 39:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:42 Like, if they're your boss.

Andrew Schulz 39:43 That's a slippery slope though, dude.

Joe Rogan 39:45 Like if Harvey Weinstein-

Andrew Schulz 39:46 Don't you think?

Joe Rogan 39:46 Oh, yeah.

Andrew Schulz 39:46 It's like you can't use power. Like, that's the, that's the weirdest thing.

Joe Rogan 39:50 It's ... It's less gross though.

Andrew Schulz 39:51 It, yeah, less gross, but like that was the biggest-

Joe Rogan 39:53 But not much. (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 39:54 Yeah. Well, I don't know. That was the biggest issue with, like, with the Louis thing is, like, Lou- Louis, I think, said in his apology, he was like, "These girls admired me and I used that." Or something like that. And I was like, "Who fucks someone they don't admire?"

Joe Rogan 40:08 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 40:08 Like, that's be- like, the bare minimum-

Joe Rogan 40:11 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 40:11 ... of the person that you're fucking is admiration.

Joe Rogan 40:14 Right.

Andrew Schulz 40:15 We just can't, we can't start labeling things as (laughs) sexual misconduct. They're actually good qualities to have in a man.

Joe Rogan 40:23 But-

Andrew Schulz 40:23 He has power.

Joe Rogan 40:25 ... that would've been negated.

Andrew Schulz 40:26 He's wealthy.

Joe Rogan 40:26 But that would've been negated if he actually had sex with them. Then there was no issue at all.

Andrew Schulz 40:29 Right.

Joe Rogan 40:30 The issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of them and a lot of women find that disgusting.

Andrew Schulz 40:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:34 That's the issue. I- if, if he said, "Do you guys wanna have sex?" And they said yes-

Andrew Schulz 40:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:40 ... and then they did it, there's no argument. There's no-

Andrew Schulz 40:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:43 But if he said, "Do you mind if I beat off in front of you?" And they said yes, people still judge.

Andrew Schulz 40:48 Bro, that's the tricky thing about apologizing, bro. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 40:52 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 40:52 Dude, it's so ... You know what's crazy about the public apology is that, like, when you apologize publicly, you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did.

Joe Rogan 41:03 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 41:03 Not for what you did. You know what I'm saying?

Joe Rogan 41:06 Right.

Andrew Schulz 41:07 So, like, if some, if some girl thinks that he slammed the fucking door-

Joe Rogan 41:12 And blocked it.

Andrew Schulz 41:12 ... held it down, put an ax there-

Joe Rogan 41:14 Right.

Andrew Schulz 41:14 ... and started fucking whacking-

Joe Rogan 41:16 And wanted to see the fear in their eyes.

Andrew Schulz 41:17 Yeah. That's ... If that's what they think-

Joe Rogan 41:19 Right.

Andrew Schulz 41:19 ... and then he apologizes for, and he, as he says, "My actions," or whatever, everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed. That's why I don't know if you could ever publicly apologize, 'cause you just confirmed everyone's suspicions when you do it. You have to clearly state exactly what happened for the apology if you apo- apologize publicly.

Joe Rogan 41:38 Yeah, he doesn't wanna do that. The, his version-

Andrew Schulz 41:40 'Cause it's embarrassing?

Joe Rogan 41:41 Well, his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around.

Andrew Schulz 41:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:46 And whenever that's the case, there's no way to know.

Andrew Schulz 41:49 Now it's a back and forth.

Joe Rogan 41:50 There's no, yeah, there's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not. But-

Andrew Schulz 41:53 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:53 ... at the very least ... (laughs) He had a funny bit about it-

Andrew Schulz 41:57 Is there?

Joe Rogan 41:57 ... where he, he was saying, uh, "Even if they say yes, don't do it."

Andrew Schulz 42:01 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:01 He says-

Andrew Schulz 42:01 If you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody.

Joe Rogan 42:03 Even if they say yes. (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 42:05 (laughs) That's, like, a fire...

Joe Rogan 42:06 Even if they say yes.

Andrew Schulz 42:08 Don't do it.

Joe Rogan 42:08 I had a, I heard a good hypothetical-

Andrew Schulz 42:10 Tell me what you think about this.

Joe Rogan 42:11 Okay.

Andrew Schulz 42:11 God, I forget where I heard it. I wanna give credit, but, uh... Okay. You know how like if somebody ... If an artist does an unthinkable action, we cancel their art, like maybe watching-

Joe Rogan 42:25 Cosby.

Andrew Schulz 42:25 ... Cosby's specials are fucked up.

Joe Rogan 42:27 Yeah. Right.

Andrew Schulz 42:27 Or maybe you take them off the air, The Cosby Show.

Joe Rogan 42:30 Well, they took The Cosby Show off the air because of that. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 42:33 Right. If a scientist did some foul shit back in the day, like every Greek scientist was just banging 14-year-old girls ... No, dudes, actually.

Joe Rogan 42:41 Dudes, right. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 42:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 42:42 But it was okay back then.

Andrew Schulz 42:44 Okay. Keep going. This is interesting.

Joe Rogan 42:47 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 42:47 It was okay back then. Times change, now it's not okay.

Joe Rogan 42:51 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 42:51 Right? Do we stop using fucking algebra?

Joe Rogan 42:55 No, we don't.

Andrew Schulz 42:57 And I know there is a distinction. And I understand the distin- where like the art is like a piece of you-

Joe Rogan 43:02 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 43:02 ... and math is something that you find.

Joe Rogan 43:04 Right.

Andrew Schulz 43:04 Math always exists.

Joe Rogan 43:06 Right.

Andrew Schulz 43:07 That being said, I bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientist.

Joe Rogan 43:12 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 43:12 And what if art ... This is ... And I'm not one of these fucking like hippie art guys, but like, what if art had like, he- healing quality? You know, like some people, like songs can lift their mood, and like movies and stuff like that are like ... Can like ease pain and like ease trauma that they went through, you know?

Joe Rogan 43:25 For sure.

Andrew Schulz 43:26 And it's like, like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, you know? So like anytime we're in a fight, I just put on Harry Potter, and then-

Joe Rogan 43:33 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 43:33 ... we're fucking. Everything's good, right?

Joe Rogan 43:35 It's like Pavlov's dog.

Andrew Schulz 43:35 Dog- It's amazing, dude. It's, it's a-

Joe Rogan 43:37 That's hilarious.

Andrew Schulz 43:37 It's amaze- We just ... Sorcerer's Stone. Boom! I'm back in it. Everything's fine.

Joe Rogan 43:40 That's hilarious.

Andrew Schulz 43:41 But ... So, what if you could make that argument? Would you be like, "Hey, this is very powerful. This is very important work. You can't cancel it." Is that, is that the Michael Jackson effect? That like did-

Joe Rogan 43:50 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 43:50 ... Michael Jackson make such good music-

Joe Rogan 43:52 Yeah. That's the argument.

Andrew Schulz 43:53 ... it's more than art?

Joe Rogan 43:54 Yeah. That's the argument with Woody Allen as well. Uh, Roman Polanski, same argument, that like you go back and watch Rosemary's Baby, even though you know he's a piece of shit.

Andrew Schulz 44:02 Right. Because the art is-

Joe Rogan 44:04 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 44:04 ... so good and it's so valuble- valuable, it approaches science in its value.

Joe Rogan 44:08 Yeah. There's something about it where it's also ingrained into people's lives. I guess Bill Cosby was so egregious, and what he did was on a network television.

Andrew Schulz 44:15 Yo.

Joe Rogan 44:15 It wasn't like he was making films.

Andrew Schulz 44:17 But you know what's wild, is that like Cosby was like, you know, putting shit in there ... You know, drugging people and fucking them, right?

Joe Rogan 44:23 Mm-hmm.

Andrew Schulz 44:25 Joe Exotic was drugging dudes and fucking them.

Joe Rogan 44:30 Yeah, but they wanted-

Andrew Schulz 44:30 And he's a-

Joe Rogan 44:30 ... to be drugged.

Andrew Schulz 44:31 How ...

Joe Rogan 44:32 They were all hanging around with him.

Andrew Schulz 44:32 Ooh, good point, good point, good point, good point-

Joe Rogan 44:34 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 44:34 ... good point. They're already methed out.

Joe Rogan 44:36 They married him. Come on, man.

Andrew Schulz 44:38 Yeah. Dude, meth is a powerful drug.

Joe Rogan 44:39 It's a powerful drug.

Andrew Schulz 44:40 Dude, that is-

Joe Rogan 44:41 That dude's teeth, it shows you everything you need to know about meth.

Andrew Schulz 44:44 Dude.

Joe Rogan 44:44 The dude with the four teeth.

Andrew Schulz 44:45 That's ... What was that line? Somebody ... That's a hell of a drug. What was it? What was it? Uh, what is it? Rick James?

Joe Rogan 44:51 Cocaine.

Andrew Schulz 44:51 Is it the Rick James?

Joe Rogan 44:51 Yeah, Rick-

Andrew Schulz 44:52 The hell of a drug.

Joe Rogan 44:52 ... James cocaine.

Andrew Schulz 44:53 But-

Joe Rogan 44:53 Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Andrew Schulz 44:54 But cocaine don't make you gay, bro.

Joe Rogan 44:56 Maybe meth does.

Andrew Schulz 44:57 Meth is that good.

Joe Rogan 44:59 Maybe they're just gay.

Andrew Schulz 45:00 I don't know, dude.

Joe Rogan 45:01 Maybe they just can be tricked into being gay. It's like we were talking about earlier. I really do believe that people can be talked into things.

Andrew Schulz 45:08 Gay?

Joe Rogan 45:08 All kinds of things. Sure. For sure.

Andrew Schulz 45:10 Really?

Joe Rogan 45:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I had a bit about it.

Andrew Schulz 45:13 Okay.

Joe Rogan 45:14 I had a bit (laughs) ... I had a bit about-

Andrew Schulz 45:15 (laughs) Yeah, please.

Joe Rogan 45:16 ... uh, Mormons.

Andrew Schulz 45:16 Okay.

Joe Rogan 45:17 About ... 'Cause Mormons ... There was a thing called, uh, Proposition 8, and it was all about gay marriage. It was repealing gay marriage, and, you know, what was crazy was-

Andrew Schulz 45:24 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 45:25 ... um, that Morm- the Mormon Church spent a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage.

Andrew Schulz 45:30 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 45:30 And I said, "If anybody should be scared of gay marriage, it should be Mormons."

Andrew Schulz 45:34 Okay.

Joe Rogan 45:35 'Ca- 'cause someone can talk you into being a Mormon. They can definitely talk you into sucking their dick. They just need more alone time with you.

Andrew Schulz 45:42 (laughs) Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:42 Like, you really, (laughs) you really believe a 14-year-old boy-

Andrew Schulz 45:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:45 ... found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus, but only he could read it 'cause he had a magic rock? Like, someone ... If ... Some guy can get you to suck his dick. He's just gotta be around you long enough, and tell you that the prophets told him to tell you that there's wisdom in his dick-

Andrew Schulz 46:00 Tune in.

Joe Rogan 46:00 ... and that you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of God. 100% guys have done that.

Andrew Schulz 46:05 Do you remember that documentary that came out about the guy who like fucked the whole family? (gasps)

Joe Rogan 46:12 Yes. Yes.

Andrew Schulz 46:13 Remember, he fucked the mom, the dad, and the kid?

Joe Rogan 46:16 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 46:16 They were Mormon.

Joe Rogan 46:18 Oh, no. Of course.

Andrew Schulz 46:20 Interesting.

Joe Rogan 46:21 Here's the other thing about Mormons.

Andrew Schulz 46:22 But I still, I don't know, I don't know about-

Joe Rogan 46:23 They get ... They get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion that doesn't make sense.

Andrew Schulz 46:27 Right.

Joe Rogan 46:27 People that buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense.

Andrew Schulz 46:30 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:30 I know a lady who was a Mormon, and she actually admitted this.

Andrew Schulz 46:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:33 It was her admission that made me think about it.

Andrew Schulz 46:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:35 She goes, "I have so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys-

Andrew Schulz 46:40 Okay.

Joe Rogan 46:41 ... or cult members."

Andrew Schulz 46:42 Yep.

Joe Rogan 46:42 Like, "I buy into it," because she grew up her whole life in this fundamentalist rel- religion where you just believe nonsense.

Andrew Schulz 46:48 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 46:49 So, you're used to handing over your consciousness to nonsense.

Andrew Schulz 46:53 Let me see if I can poke holes in it. Let me see.

Joe Rogan 46:55 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 46:56 Let me see here. (smacks lips) I ... Yeah, you become trained to believe-

Joe Rogan 47:02 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 47:03 ... and not be skeptical-

Joe Rogan 47:04 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 47:05 ... so that anything that makes you feel good and included-

Joe Rogan 47:09 You feel like, oh, it's true. It is true.

Andrew Schulz 47:10 ... is rewarded. Yes.

Joe Rogan 47:11 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 47:11 Yes, yes, yes.

Joe Rogan 47:11 All kinds of hokey fucking homeopathic bullshit.

Andrew Schulz 47:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:16 All kinds of nonsense that people believe. Reiki healing.

Andrew Schulz 47:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:20 "I'm gonna touch you, and heal you with my, my hands."

Andrew Schulz 47:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:23 All that nonsense.

Joe Rogan 47:25 You know? And w- we were talking about earlier about people and their art-

Andrew Schulz 47:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:28 ... and people being canceled, and then their art gets canceled. There's a g- ... Whether or not they do, do that with scientists, there's actually a great example of that.

Andrew Schulz 47:36 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 47:36 There's a guy named Fitz Haber.

Andrew Schulz 47:38 Fritz.

Joe Rogan 47:38 Fritz Haber. And ... Fritz Haber, that's how you say it.

Andrew Schulz 47:41 Mm.

Joe Rogan 47:41 And Fritz Haber, uh, invented the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing. Like, when you eat food, like the, the, the ... I think they say that 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the Haber method.

Andrew Schulz 47:59 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 47:59 He figured this out in like ... I guess it was World War I or World War II.

Andrew Schulz 48:03 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 48:04 And then ... I ... One? World War I. So-

Andrew Schulz 48:07 Fucking Jane.

Joe Rogan 48:07 ... he figured this out, and then right afterwards, he figured out how to make Zyklon gas.

Andrew Schulz 48:13 Okay.

Joe Rogan 48:13 So, he made Zyklon A gas, which was a gas that was a pesticide. And they used Zyklon A gas for, um, for crops, to kill off bugs, and it stunk to high Hell. It was fucking horrible.... so, um, the, it had this smell attached to it. The Nazis turned that into Zyklon B-

Andrew Schulz 48:34 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 48:34 ... and were gassing Jews with his invention. On top of that, during World War I, he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops, so on the Allied troops. It was the first war where they used, like, large-scale gassing.

Andrew Schulz 48:49 Chemical weapons, yeah.

Joe Rogan 48:51 And so he was bol- at both, at the same time d- getting the Nobel Prize-

Andrew Schulz 48:57 For?

Joe Rogan 48:57 ... for the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere and then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity.

Andrew Schulz 49:06 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 49:07 So he was wanted for war crimes, for gassing.

Andrew Schulz 49:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:10 G- first time they've ever used poison gas on troops. It was thought to be a- a terrible violation of the rules of engagement.

Andrew Schulz 49:17 (inhales deeply) Have we developed a new, uh, fertilizer thing?

Joe Rogan 49:21 No, and we still use that.

Andrew Schulz 49:22 That's still the- the standard?

Joe Rogan 49:23 Y- there's two ways of getting nitrogen. You either get nitrogen through natural sources-

Andrew Schulz 49:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:27 ... which is like fish and fertilizer and cow manure and-

Andrew Schulz 49:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:29 ... all those types of things.

Andrew Schulz 49:30 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 49:30 And that's what compost is for, and you get it that way.

Andrew Schulz 49:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:33 Or you get it from the Haber method, 'cause the- the oxygen, like, when you think about air-

Andrew Schulz 49:38 That's the best argument for, like, what is it, mulching? What is the thing? Not mulching. What is it?

Joe Rogan 49:42 Compost. Compost.

Andrew Schulz 49:42 That's the best argument for compost.

Joe Rogan 49:44 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 49:44 It's like, don't support-

Joe Rogan 49:45 It's just-

Andrew Schulz 49:45 ... the Nazis.

Joe Rogan 49:46 Right, but he's-

Andrew Schulz 49:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:46 ... already dead.

Andrew Schulz 49:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:47 It's large scale. Like large-

Andrew Schulz 49:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:49 ... scale composting is a real issue.

Andrew Schulz 49:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:51 Like, you need a lot of biological waste to make some large-scale composting.

Andrew Schulz 49:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:55 But the- the- this Haber thing is really ... it's a crazy story, man.

Andrew Schulz 49:59 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:59 Because it sort of embodies, like, this- this situation where you've got a guy who did this incredible thing that helped so many people, but also did this horrible thing that killed so many people.

Andrew Schulz 50:08 Yeah. Why were

Andrew Schulz 50:10 the Germans so advanced technologically at that time?

Joe Rogan 50:12 I don't know, man. They're in- advanced with engines, with car design-

Andrew Schulz 50:16 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:16 ... with rocketry.

Andrew Schulz 50:18 But why? What is it?

Joe Rogan 50:19 Pssh, it's hard to say. I mean, they were just brilliant fucking people. They, uh-

Andrew Schulz 50:23 But it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in Europe. You would feel-

Joe Rogan 50:26 I know.

Andrew Schulz 50:27 ... like, that ... you'd think that, like, that technology would- would be shared. That's just so ...

Joe Rogan 50:30 Dude, it's so ... it was so crazy how advanced they were that the United States took the Nazis in to run NASA.

Andrew Schulz 50:36 Right.

Joe Rogan 50:37 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 50:37 Yeah. Space Force.

Joe Rogan 50:38 Space Force.

Andrew Schulz 50:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:39 It's new. Um, Operation Paperclip, they brought in Nazis.

Andrew Schulz 50:43 Right. Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:45 It's all a-

Andrew Schulz 50:45 Didn't the Russians too? I think they, like-

Joe Rogan 50:46 Oh, yeah.

Andrew Schulz 50:46 ... split up all the scientists.

Joe Rogan 50:47 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 50:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:47 They all went either to Russia or the United States.

Andrew Schulz 50:50 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 50:50 All those ... the biggest killers. And Wernher von Braun was a fucking straight-up Nazi.

Andrew Schulz 50:54 Really?

Joe Rogan 50:54 Yes. The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity.

Andrew Schulz 51:01 Really?

Joe Rogan 51:01 Wernher von Braun, the guy who was the head of NASA.

Andrew Schulz 51:04 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 51:04 Bro, awful shit, man.

Andrew Schulz 51:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:07 Yeah, they used to hang the five slowest Jews in front of his rocket factory in Berlin.

Andrew Schulz 51:10 What?

Joe Rogan 51:11 Yeah. Yeah, dude, like, real legit Nazi shit. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 51:15 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 51:16 Yeah. That was the head of NASA. They just took all those brilliant scientists. Look at him. There he is, Wernher von Braun-

Andrew Schulz 51:23 Wow.

Joe Rogan 51:23 ... with all the Nazis. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 51:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:25 Big smile. Oh.

Andrew Schulz 51:27 It is interesting that, like, they nev- like, the brands that happened around the Nazis never, like, rebranded.

Joe Rogan 51:33 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 51:33 Like, you know how, like, like Volkswagen is still-

Joe Rogan 51:38 (laughs) Volkswagen.

Andrew Schulz 51:38 ... People's Car?

Joe Rogan 51:39 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 51:40 Like, which people?

Joe Rogan 51:41 Right. Right, right.

Andrew Schulz 51:41 You know which people.

Joe Rogan 51:43 Right.

Andrew Schulz 51:43 And then, like, Hugo Boss I think is just Hugo Boss. Like, if you have a little-

Joe Rogan 51:48 Hugo Boss was a Nazi company?

Andrew Schulz 51:49 They made the fucking outfits.

Joe Rogan 51:51 Oh, that's right. Didn't we talk about this one? I can't remember.

Andrew Schulz 51:53 But isn't that ... like, d- don't you ... You know how now if you have, like, a little ... Like, Pizza Hut was like, "We remade the pizzas. They're way better." And, like, you would think that you would rebrand if you're attached to that. You'd switch the name up-

Joe Rogan 52:06 Right.

Andrew Schulz 52:06 ... you know, in some way. Jake Boss.

Joe Rogan 52:09 Well, they used to ... People had a different sensibility when it came to things back then.

Andrew Schulz 52:13 What you mean?

Joe Rogan 52:14 Because you gotta think ... 'cause they let things go. Like, the only thing that n- never let go is the swastika. You can't bring back the swastika.

Andrew Schulz 52:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:22 But, like, in those days after-

Andrew Schulz 52:24 But i-

Joe Rogan 52:24 ... World War II-

Andrew Schulz 52:24 ... it's an Indian thing, right? Isn't it a Hindu-

Joe Rogan 52:26 Yeah. It is. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 52:27 ... symbol?

Joe Rogan 52:27 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 52:27 So these poor Indians are-

Joe Rogan 52:29 It's reversed, though.

Andrew Schulz 52:29 ... walking around. Say again?

Joe Rogan 52:30 It's in the other direction.

Andrew Schulz 52:32 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 52:33 It is, but, um-

Andrew Schulz 52:33 But still, you can't wear it.

Joe Rogan 52:34 Hogan's Heroes was a fucking sitcom about Nazi concentration camps.

Andrew Schulz 52:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:40 I mean, they'd joke around about it-

Andrew Schulz 52:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:41 ... in the 1970s, and that was just 20 years afterwards.

Andrew Schulz 52:44 Dude, that's an interesting, like, discussion. It's like ...

Joe Rogan 52:47 Imagine if we had a- a sitcom about 9/11.

Andrew Schulz 52:51 Yeah, dude.

Joe Rogan 52:52 That's what Hogan's Heroes is like.

Andrew Schulz 52:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:54 Same amount of time.

Andrew Schulz 52:56 Yeah. That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 52:57 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 52:58 Yeah, dude, there was a time, and I'm trying to think ... I'm trying to see if this is possible, but, like, where, like, comedy and corporations could work together.

Joe Rogan 53:08 When was this?

Andrew Schulz 53:09 At the time you're describing. Like, I don't think comedy and corporations can work together. I think it's very difficult, right? So it's like, well, because they, they-

Joe Rogan 53:16 Back then didn't comedy have to work with corporations or they couldn't work at all?

Andrew Schulz 53:19 Right, but the

Andrew Schulz 53:20 corporations were like, "Okay, just be funny. That's fine. You can do a show about this." Like-

Joe Rogan 53:25 Oh, you mean a show about, like-

Andrew Schulz 53:26 They're not pl- like right-

Joe Rogan 53:27 ... Nazi concentration camps.

Andrew Schulz 53:28 Exactly. Like, they're not policing-

Joe Rogan 53:30 But it is ... they were.

Andrew Schulz 53:30 I mean, insane.

Joe Rogan 53:31 And you know the dude, Bob Crane, on-

Andrew Schulz 53:33 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:33 ... the far right was a freak.

Andrew Schulz 53:35 What do you mean?

Joe Rogan 53:35 He was, like, one of the first guys to film himself fucking.

Andrew Schulz 53:38 Oh, okay. Leg- leg-

Joe Rogan 53:38 It was a Greg, Greg Canchi- uh, Greg Kinnear movie.

Andrew Schulz 53:41 Big cameras back then.

Joe Rogan 53:43 Big cameras.

Andrew Schulz 53:43 Big ca- you need, like, another person-

Joe Rogan 53:45 You knew you were being filmed.

Andrew Schulz 53:45 ... filming. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 53:45 It wasn't like your iPhone, which is nice and silent.

Andrew Schulz 53:47 Yeah, yeah. (laughs) You had to, like, set it up. There was, like, a cape at the back of it.

Joe Rogan 53:51 (laughs) Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 53:52 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 53:52 Have a dude cranking it out while you're banging.

Andrew Schulz 53:54 Bro, who was filming? Somebody had to do it.

Joe Rogan 53:57 He, um ... there was a movie called, uh ... what was it called? Something Focus. Auto Focus.

Andrew Schulz 54:03 Right.

Joe Rogan 54:03 I think it was called Auto Focus. But it was a- a film about him-

Andrew Schulz 54:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:07 ... and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with.

Andrew Schulz 54:11 Why?

Joe Rogan 54:12 'Cause they had a dispute. They had a falling out. Maybe they touched dicks.

Andrew Schulz 54:15 And that's just when- (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:16 I don't know what happened. (laughs) Something happened to the dude, but it's a crazy movie.

Andrew Schulz 54:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:21 It shows you how this guy was just, like, he was on a-

Andrew Schulz 54:24 Sadistic.

Joe Rogan 54:24 ... sitcom, but he was just like, "Ah, fuck movies, man."

Andrew Schulz 54:27 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 54:27 "I just wanna bang."

Andrew Schulz 54:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:28 He just was ... he just became a porn star.

Andrew Schulz 54:31 I think about that all the time.

Joe Rogan 54:32 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 54:35 (laughs) I think about that all the time. Just fucking ... What was ... I don't know, dude.

Joe Rogan 54:39 I think back then there was just very few rules. Is this the movie? Yeah, this is the trailer. I was-

Andrew Schulz 54:44 Or we just cared less about shit.

Joe Rogan 54:46 Yeah. There was-

Andrew Schulz 54:47 Life wasn't that good.

Joe Rogan 54:49 ... like very few rules. Well, I think there was just less people yelling at you-

Andrew Schulz 54:52 Okay.

Joe Rogan 54:52 ... if you made the wrong choices too.

Andrew Schulz 54:53 What about-

Joe Rogan 54:54 'Cause there was no social media back then.

Andrew Schulz 54:56 That's also true, right?

Joe Rogan 54:57 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 54:57 So the less people have a voice about what's wrong.

Joe Rogan 54:59 But it's a-

Andrew Schulz 54:59 But I also think, like, in times of luxury, rules present themselves. And then in times of chaos, rules strip. Like, at least in New York. I don't know how it was here, but, like, during, during the shelter in place during the pandemic, there was no more rules.

Joe Rogan 55:11 Right. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 55:12 Like-

Joe Rogan 55:12 Same as here.

Andrew Schulz 55:13 "Hey, you can't drink alcohol in the streets." And then all of a sudden it was like, "Yeah, I guess you can."

Joe Rogan 55:17 (sputters)

Andrew Schulz 55:18 Right? (laughs) Like, they just said you can. And then there wasn't, it was dangerous, there wasn't anything like that. "You can't deliver alcohol. You can only deliver food." "Oh yeah, you can deliver alcohol." "You can't serve out ... You can't eat on the street without a permit." "Okay, you can eat on the street without ..." It just exposed... That's all this corona thing did, is expose a lot of bullshit.

Joe Rogan 55:34 It definitely did that.

Andrew Schulz 55:35 Like, it fucking ... it took the makeup off.

Joe Rogan 55:39 Hmm.

Andrew Schulz 55:39 You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, you're at the club and, like, the girl's, like, beautiful. And then, like, you guys go for, like, a skinny dip, and then you're just like, "Whoa, dude." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:46 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 55:46 "You fucking tricked me, dude." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:48 (laughs) But, like ... And, and I feel like, yeah, like that happened. That happened with fucking TV. Well, they adapted, right? They adapted with these new, looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this corona time.

Andrew Schulz 56:01 How does it keep me safe?

Joe Rogan 56:02 I saw the funniest thing today.

Andrew Schulz 56:04 What's that?

Joe Rogan 56:04 Something that said, "Use social distancing unless you're protesting."

Andrew Schulz 56:08 Can I tell you something, bro?

Joe Rogan 56:09 You see that?

Andrew Schulz 56:10 They put it on Fox. It was like an official report. I got the screenshot in here.

Joe Rogan 56:16 (laughs) (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 56:16 I'll beat you to it, Jamie. I couldn't believe this. Let me find it. There it is right here, look.

Joe Rogan 56:20 Yeah, give us 10 seconds of that. "As public health advocates ... As po- as public health advocates, we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for COVID-19 transmission." What? (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 56:30 "This should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings, particularly protests against stay home orders." So, protests against stay at home, that you can get corona.

Joe Rogan 56:40 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 56:41 That ... Hey, don't say corona five times or corona comes, right? But protests for anything else, I think you're good.

Joe Rogan 56:47 Oh.

Andrew Schulz 56:47 It is really interesting, isn't it?

Joe Rogan 56:49 It's pathetic, because it's-

Andrew Schulz 56:51 What if ... Tell me if this is unethical.

Joe Rogan 56:53 It moves the curtain.

Andrew Schulz 56:53 But what if ... Tell me if this is right. What if we, sup- in support of Black Lives Matter, donated a percentage of ev- all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences?

Joe Rogan 57:08 Ooh.

Andrew Schulz 57:09 Now it's a public gathering in support of this cause, and we're putting money towards a cause. We're putting money where our mouth is. Now, some people of course say, "You're using this cause to perform in front of more people." Then you're right.

Joe Rogan 57:20 Yeah, but-

Andrew Schulz 57:20 But, at the same time, we're doing the right thing.

Joe Rogan 57:22 Everyone's benefiting. Everyone's benefiting. It's mutually assured. That would be interesting.

Andrew Schulz 57:28 I'm just s- it's-

Joe Rogan 57:29 But then, but then you're giving up your power to, whether it's Black Lives Matter or whatever, you're gonna ... You're giving up your ability to just have a show. It's based enti- ... It really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations, right?

Andrew Schulz 57:44 Of course. Of course.

Joe Rogan 57:46 But the idea that you could get away with it, like, if we, we have like a three-month exemption window where you could, uh, you could have full crowds. Until they lift it, you can only have full crowds if you give 5% to fill in, whatever the blank, whether it's Black Lives Matter, whatever, whatever people decide.

Andrew Schulz 58:05 Isn't this how they treat rich people anyway? Hey, rich people, you got to pay taxes.

Joe Rogan 58:09 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 58:09 Unless of course you'd like to donate to a charity, and then you don't have to pay that in taxes.

Joe Rogan 58:13 Exactly. You could take some of that out. Yeah. That's true. In that way, you can kind of decide where your taxes go.

Andrew Schulz 58:19 And then who wins? These organizations that are-

Joe Rogan 58:22 Right.

Andrew Schulz 58:22 ... truly trying to help people.

Joe Rogan 58:23 But then, will the organizations drop it after a while? Like, when do you have to keep paying them?

Andrew Schulz 58:27 Oh, it's like, uh-

Joe Rogan 58:28 And what happens with them? They become a big corporation, and then they shame people for not paying.

Andrew Schulz 58:33 Right.

Joe Rogan 58:34 And then it becomes a thing, like, if you don't pay, you don't care.

Andrew Schulz 58:37 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 58:37 They have power over you. And this is one of the things that happened with COVID.

Andrew Schulz 58:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:41 With, with the people that were screaming, "Wear a fucking mask! Wear a fucking mask!"

Andrew Schulz 58:44 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:44 They have power over you to tell you to wear a mask. Are they really concerned? Is that what's really going on? 'Cause it turns out historically, they were wrong.

Andrew Schulz 58:51 They were wrong, yeah.

Joe Rogan 58:51 They were wrong. And yet you still, you can't go to places ... I went to tacos in Santa Barbara yesterday. I didn't wear a fucking mask.

Andrew Schulz 58:57 Can I tell you? They're good tacos.

Joe Rogan 58:59 Where'd you go? 'Cause I was in Santa Barbara too.

Andrew Schulz 59:01 It was some bang for your taco place.

Joe Rogan 59:01 We's had this conversation. Do you remember the place? (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 59:03 I don't. Some outside joint. It's the shit. Very good.

Joe Rogan 59:05 Oh, it's an outside joint. Okay.

Andrew Schulz 59:07 I was probably right there with you, bro.

Joe Rogan 59:08 Shalhoub's?

Andrew Schulz 59:09 I don't remember the name.

Joe Rogan 59:10 It's called Shalhoub's.

Andrew Schulz 59:11 Could have been.

Joe Rogan 59:12 They go, um, "Please put your mask on-"

Andrew Schulz 59:15 Oh.

Joe Rogan 59:15 "... as we take you to your seat. Now when we're at your seat, you can take your mask off."

Andrew Schulz 59:21 Hilarious.

Joe Rogan 59:22 Can anybody explain to me what they-

Andrew Schulz 59:23 Nope.

Joe Rogan 59:23 ... thought I was gonna do in the 10 feet on the floor?

Andrew Schulz 59:26 Spit on people.

Joe Rogan 59:27 Not only that-

Andrew Schulz 59:27 Shame.

Joe Rogan 59:28 That's LA now. LA is opening up restaurants. And I had, uh, my friend Janet and Evan, uh, the, the ... Janet is the, uh, owner, and Evan is the lead chef of this restaurant, Felix, in, uh, Venice.

Andrew Schulz 59:42 Okay.

Joe Rogan 59:42 And they said that when people are in the restaurant, people have to wear their masks until they sit down. Then when they go up to pee, if they get up to pee-

Andrew Schulz 59:49 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Joe Rogan 59:49 ... they have to wear their mask. If you go to leave, you have to wear your mask. There's no science.

Andrew Schulz 59:54 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Joe Rogan 59:55 There's no sciences.

Andrew Schulz 59:55 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Joe Rogan 59:56 You're all in a box together.

Andrew Schulz 59:57 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Joe Rogan 59:57 And this is a intimate restaurant in Venice. It's not a big restaurant.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:01 It's the weirdest time.

Joe Rogan 1:00:02 It's the, it's fucking dummies that they've fucked up the first thing, now they're fucking this up.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:07 Yeah, 'cause they just don't want to admit they're wrong.

Joe Rogan 1:00:08 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:09 They just don't wanna admit they're wrong. I get it.

Joe Rogan 1:00:10 That's part of it.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:10 I've been in that, you know, I've been in that argument, you're with a friend or with your girl or some shit like that.

Joe Rogan 1:00:15 New Zealand lifts lockdown as it declares virus eliminated for now.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:19 And what did they do?

Joe Rogan 1:00:20 Well, there's only like a million people there. No active coronavirus cases and no new infections. Wow.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:25 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:00:25 But, you can't go over there. Right. They're like, "Get out of here, you dirty bitch."

Andrew Schulz 1:00:28 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:28 (laughs) They have, they have a beautiful country with very few people.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:32 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:00:32 I mean, I think the whole population of New Zealand is like, what is it, like 10 million?

Andrew Schulz 1:00:37 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:00:37 They are letting some exceptions though. Some people can come in? Yes. Like us. Like, uh, for instance- People who's got a test. ... James Cameron and the people making Avatar 2 haven't been able to leave.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:46 Oh my goodness.

Joe Rogan 1:00:47 So there are exemptions for professional purposes.

Andrew Schulz 1:00:49 I see how it works.

Joe Rogan 1:00:50 What if, uh- What if you had a show booked? ... what if Andrew and I ha-... What if- Uh- What if Stylebender could talk to somebody?

Andrew Schulz 1:00:55 Ah. Ah. Yes, we-

Joe Rogan 1:00:55 Andrew and I went to Stylebender-

Andrew Schulz 1:00:55 Yo, we gotta, we gotta go see Izzy.

Joe Rogan 1:00:57 ... hey, what if we had a show? Talk to your boy.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:00 We might have to do it.

Joe Rogan 1:01:01 All we have to do is take a test. How about I take a test?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:03 There's no way to take a test without shoving that fucking thing all the way down my nose.

Joe Rogan 1:01:06 Bro, it's so easy now, the new one-

Andrew Schulz 1:01:08 What's it like?

Joe Rogan 1:01:08 ... the new one's just a little Q-tip. It just barely goes in the inside of your nose.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:11 And then done.

Joe Rogan 1:01:11 And then you're done, yeah. Um, I haven't taken a test. I've taken seven of them, I think, now.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:16 And you're passing?

Joe Rogan 1:01:17 Yeah. Every one of them.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:18 Yeah. I don't know, dude. I don't, I don't know. I don't think I... Yeah, maybe I got it. I dunno, maybe I haven't.

Joe Rogan 1:01:22 You take vitamins?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:23 No.

Joe Rogan 1:01:24 Never?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:24 No.

Joe Rogan 1:01:25 Hmm. (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 1:01:28 (laughs) Yeah, I don't know, I just... (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:01:30 (laughs)

Andrew Schulz 1:01:30 I think I got it. Like, I don't know. Like, I knew I was over it.

Joe Rogan 1:01:33 How do you eat?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:33 Say again?

Joe Rogan 1:01:33 How well do you eat?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:34 I don't, I don't know, I just eat in the morning and then afternoon-

Joe Rogan 1:01:36 You see what you're eating and then worry about it?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:38 ... and then, like... Yeah, I just, I don't eat a lot of bread.

Joe Rogan 1:01:40 That's good.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:40 And I don't eat a lot of refined sugar or none. I try to cut them all out.

Joe Rogan 1:01:43 That's good. That's healthy.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:44 Yeah. And my, my girl's an amazing cook, so she throws it down.

Joe Rogan 1:01:46 Oh, there you go.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:47 And then, yeah, so I'm-

Joe Rogan 1:01:48 So you're eating healthy?

Andrew Schulz 1:01:48 I'm healthy.

Joe Rogan 1:01:49 Yes.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:49 You know, I try to exercise. But like, I did it, you know, I was like super, you know, put the lotion on the hands-

Joe Rogan 1:01:55 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 1:01:56 ... and cover everything up for like maybe a couple weeks, and then I was like, "Nah, that's not gonna happen."

Joe Rogan 1:01:59 I was nervous.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:00 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:00 I'm not gonna lie. In the beginning, I was terrified.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:01 Two weeks though.

Joe Rogan 1:02:02 Yeah.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:02 When did you stop car-... I knew, I knew the moment I stopped caring.

Joe Rogan 1:02:05 Well, I got my first test. I took my first test-

Andrew Schulz 1:02:08 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:02:08 ... like, uh, maybe three week, two, three weeks in.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:12 And everybody was clear. I was like, "All right, we're all good. We're all good."

Andrew Schulz 1:02:14 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:14 My whole family was good. And then, um, I started testing everybody in here.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:19 And then I knew eight people that got it.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:22 And the eight people that got it, everyone was fine except for Michael Yo. Michael Yo got it pretty bad.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:02:26 But, ugh, in the interest of telling the whole story, if anybody ever, have heard this already, I'm sorry. But Michael Yo flew all the way to New York, no sleep, does fucking press, does radio, all that ju-... Did two shows, did twos, two shows the next day, flies back home, no rest, gets in the car, drives to Vegas to see his wife's family. Hangs out there for a little bit, drives home same night. Next day, auditions. Next day after that, more auditions.

Andrew Schulz 1:02:53 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:02:53 So he got no sleep, worn out, lot of travel, stress, stress, stress,