Joe Rogan Experience #1695 - Andrew Schulz

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out!

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) And, hello Andrew.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz0:15

      Hello, Joe.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Welcome to Texas.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz0:17

      Aw, thank you so much.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      It was good running into you last night. It was funny.

   8. ASAndrew Schulz0:20

      Ah, it was so much fun. Last night was great.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      It was, right?

   10. ASAndrew Schulz0:22

       I choked you out, dude.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       How about that spot?

   12. ASAndrew Schulz0:24

       Did-

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       That golden tiger spot?

   14. ASAndrew Schulz0:25

       Like, can we talk about me choking you out? Can we talk about my-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       You tried a couple of times. It was interesting.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz0:29

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       You got a hold of my neck.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz0:31

       But did you think I had power? Did you think I had like real choke power?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Uh, you could develop it.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz0:36

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       I think you can develop some real choke power.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz0:38

       Oh, I got a shot immediately, dude. We're 30 seconds in.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       (laughs)

   24. ASAndrew Schulz0:41

       I just got trashed immediately.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       You've got a good build for jiu-jitsu. You're a tall guy.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz0:44

       Uh-huh.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       You got long limbs.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz0:45

       Okay.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       That's really good for jiu-jitsu.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz0:47

       Okay. Nah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) …

   1. NANarrator15:01

      and old-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      (laughs)

   3. NANarrator15:04

      ... straight and LGBTQ, powerful people-

   4. NANarrator15:09

      Look at this. Look at this. (laughs) Clinton one nose-to-nose.

   5. NANarrator15:13

      ... friends-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:14

      That's gotta mean he kisses a lot of people.

   7. NANarrator15:14

      This Eskimo kissing.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      (laughs) That's great.

   9. NANarrator15:17

      ... people who I meet on the street. After the event, the woman told the press that she took offense at the gesture. And for that, I apologize. Another woman stated that I kissed her on the forehead at our Christ-

   10. NANarrator15:34

       Yeah, this is it.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       Let me hear that part.

   12. NANarrator15:36

       ... mas party and that I said, "Ciao, bella." Now, I don't remember doing it, but I'm sure that I did. I do kiss people on the forehead. I do kiss people on the cheek. I do kiss people on the hand. I do embrace people. I do hug people, men and women. I do, on occasion, say, "Ciao, bella." On occasion, I do slip and say, "Sweetheart," people. I do tell jokes, some better than others. I am the same person in public as I am in private. You have seen me do it on TV through all my briefings and for 40 years before that. I try to put people at ease. I try to make them smile. I try to connect with them, and I try to show my appreciation and my friendship. I now understand that there are generational or cultural perspectives that, frankly, I hadn't fully appreciated, and I have learned from this. Now, the state already has an advanced sexual harassment training program for all employees, including me. But I want New York State government to be a model of office behavior, and I have brought in an expert-

   13. JRJoe Rogan17:12

       Okay.

   14. NANarrator17:13

       So this is all before he resigned.

   15. JRJoe Rogan17:16

       Yes. That was the last-ditch effort. Like, we were supposed to see that and be like, "You're okay." And-

   16. NANarrator17:21

       But it's more than that, that he's accused, though.

   17. JRJoe Rogan17:23

       No, the, the accusations are crazy, right? The accusation is he was trying to, like, finger girls, right?

   18. NANarrator17:27

       Yeah. Yeah, the accu... Like, that, like, "Ciao, bella," did someone get upset at that?

   19. JRJoe Rogan17:32

       Maybe. I don't know. I think that's a little bit crazy. I mean, he is, like, an older Italian guy, so there's gonna be a certain amount of-

   20. NANarrator17:38

       Wait, ciao, bella, why does that offensive?

   21. JRJoe Rogan17:39

       It means hello, beautiful.

   22. NANarrator17:40

       Yeah, why is that offensive?

   23. JRJoe Rogan17:41

       I just, I don't know. I don't know. Or goodbye, beautiful.

   24. NANarrator17:43

       Yeah, that's right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:44

       Right?

   26. NANarrator17:44

       Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you're Italian.

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:46

       Yeah.

   28. NANarrator17:46

       Yeah, I mean, how do you, like, resist?

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:50

       Touching?

   30. NANarrator17:50

       Yeah, like, how, how does that Italian-ness not come out? Like, when you're around pits...
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Right. …

   1. ASAndrew Schulz30:00

      So like everybody knows that everybody could get it, any race, religion, anybody. If you're trans, you're gonna get it. Everybody's getting it at the shows.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      Right.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz30:06

      So everybody submits to that when they walk in. They're okay. But when you're at the random show with people that they don't even know in the lineup, you know, everybody's doing 15-minute spots, you don't know what behavior you should have. So you go in there going, "Okay, I gotta be appropriate like I'm appropriate at work."... and it's up to us to either make the jokes funny enough so that they can kind of let loose a little bit. And that is on us, I'll take that, but also create a culture at the club where the club is like, "Hey, you're allowed to laugh. It's okay to laugh. It's okay."

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:36

      Mm-hmm.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz30:36

      'Cause I guarantee every one of those people, if they came to one of my shows, would just fall in line. They'd just fall right the fuck in line.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:40

      Because they would be there with your fans.

   7. ASAndrew Schulz30:42

      They'd be there for their f- and they'd see, like-

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:43

      And people would understand it.

   9. ASAndrew Schulz30:44

      Exactly. They-

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Yeah. But that's the one good thing about having your own show, where people know what to expect.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz30:49

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       But it's also the one good thing about being in a place like The Cellar or The Store-

   13. ASAndrew Schulz30:53

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       ... where you're dealing with 15 people a night, where you can't get away with that.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz30:58

       Yep.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       And so you need to-

   17. ASAndrew Schulz30:59

       You need the balance.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:00

       You need to figure out how to finesse people that might not agree with your ideas-

   19. ASAndrew Schulz31:03

       100%

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       ... and, uh, it allows you to, like, structure your jokes in a way where you're, you know, you make 'em more palatable with the same ideas-

   21. ASAndrew Schulz31:11

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       ... and the same jokes, but you figure out a way to ease 'em in better.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz31:14

       (smacks lips) Yeah. That's the game.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:15

       Yeah. That's the game.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz31:16

       That is the game. I guess one of, like, the benefits of having some (smacks lips) visibility or people know y- about me or they know about you, like, they understand your perspective, is, like, there's an expectation when you walk on stage. Like, I used to always be, like, I used to always be jealous of comics that, like, looked a certain way when they walked on stage-

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:35

       Right.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz31:35

       ... and they could just acknowledge it.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:36

       Look, look funny. Yeah. Yeah.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz31:37

       And it's like, everybody's thinking the same thing, you walk on stage, satisfied, go. And I hated the first few minutes, 'cause nobody knows who the fuck I am when I walk on stage.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:46

       Right.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   (laughs) It was mostly,…

   1. ASAndrew Schulz45:00

      her talk on that podcast, all they ate is rats. I was like, "Oh, did ya?" (laughs)

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      (laughs) It was mostly, uh, grasshoppers, I think.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz45:06

      Grasshoppers?

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      Yeah.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz45:07

      Whatever, fry 'em up, dude.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:08

      Yeah, yeah, I get it.

   7. ASAndrew Schulz45:11

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      (laughs)

   9. ASAndrew Schulz45:12

      She came outta North Korea stacked.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       Yeah, she's... definitely. Um, she's, uh, like 80 pounds.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz45:18

       But you believe all the-

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       Yeah.

   13. ASAndrew Schulz45:20

       Because you know there's some, like, discrepancy in the stories, apparently.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       What, how, how so?

   15. ASAndrew Schulz45:24

       I was reading some article and it said, like, um, she had mixed things up and, you know, her mom was saying this and, you know, her mom was saying they really had it, they were balling in North Korea. Like, she had, like, a fucking Chanel bag and shit like that. Apparently she's own this-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       No one's balling in North Korea.

   17. ASAndrew Schulz45:38

       So, that's what the mom said, like, the-

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Yeah. There's, no one is balling in North Korea. Like, there's no way. It doesn't happen. There's no one balling in North Korea.

   19. ASAndrew Schulz45:46

       Bro-

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       It's, they're starving to death. That's, that's a fact.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz45:48

       ... how do we, how do we know? We don't know.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:49

       That, first of all, the lady is 80 pounds. She's a grown woman that's 80 pounds.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz45:52

       Koreans are not the biggest.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       Yeah, but the way she's built is like, it's odd.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz45:58

       Mm-hmm.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       And I think it's a malnutrition thing.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz46:00

       I believe it, don't get me wrong. But I-

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       What don't you agree? What, what don't-

   29. ASAndrew Schulz46:03

       I just heard, I'm reading this article it was saying like, uh, 'cause she was, I guess, on a show in South Korea-

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       Yes.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:06

   Right, right. …

   1. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:00

      there's 10X return, 100X return, 1,000X." I will risk the money because there's a massive potential return, right?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      Right, right.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:08

      And I literally... I did it, like, the day before the shit collapsed. I put too much money in and then-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      And then it collapsed.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:14

      ... it colla- Literally the week I put money in, I had this guy Anthony Pompliano on the fucking podcast. He's the big Bitcoin guy, just jerking off Bitcoin all the time. He's actually entertaining. He's a sweet guy. But, uh, but, um, you know, he's a piece of shit. He lost me a lot of money. But he's a sweet guy. I like him. And-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

      Is it his fault, you think?

   7. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:28

      What did you say again?

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

      Or is it your fault?

   9. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:29

      It's my fault. I'm a fucking idiot.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Also because-

   11. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:31

       I got greedy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       ... you went on the podcast and talked about it, so it probably jacked the price up-

   13. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:35

       I brought him on the pod.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       ... and then people were like, "Now's the time to sell," right after your pod.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:40

       I fucking caused it.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Because the crypto probably-

   17. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:42

       I caused the crypto death.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       ... went up to a good height.

   19. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:43

       Oh, shoot.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       I think crypto gets to a certain height and people are like, "Yeah. Now," and then, boom, it crashes.

   21. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:48

       That's the thing I'm just thinking about crypto. Well, uh, I'll make this risk tolerance thing good, but then I, I'm curious about-

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       Oh, okay.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:52

       So it's like...... I, there's such a high reward. Like, even with you, like all the shit you do. Like, you're always like, "I'm a Mexican science experiment." You always say that shit to me, right?

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       Right.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:01

       And it's like, because there's high reward.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       Yes.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:02

       You could do all these things, you don't know if they're fucking FDA approved, but the reward that comes with them is huge.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:10

       Right.

   29. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:10

       Right? You could live forever.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       Right.

Episode duration: 3:11:12