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Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice

Michael Malice is a cultural commentator and host of the PodcastOne podcast "Your Welcome." He's the author of two books, "Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il," and "The New Right: A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics."

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Jun 27, 20243h 14mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:51

    Cold open: ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ and how internet memes catch fire

    1. NA

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music)

    3. JR

      Michael Malice, has there ever been a person in history-

    4. MM

      (laughs) Here we go.

    5. JR

      ... that has more support than this fellow, Brandon?

    6. MM

      (laughs) Let's go, Brandon!

    7. JR

      It seems like that is the most popular person I've ever come across. Everyone is in support of this Brandon fella.

    8. MM

      There, there's this internet meme about, I think his name is Kyle, uh, who drinks Monster Red Bull and puts his fist through drywall. Is that the- is that Kyle- is that name Kyle? But Brandon, um-

    9. JR

      I don't know about Kyle.

    10. MM

      Kyle's- Kyle is a white kid who drinks a lot of Monster-

    11. JR

      (laughs)

    12. MM

      ... and puts his fist through- through drywall.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. MM

      Uh, Brandon is, uh, everywhere.

    15. JR

      Well, I don't know this Kyle fella though. Is this a f- a popular meme?

    16. MM

      I thi-

    17. JR

      Oh, here it is.

    18. MM

      Yeah, there it is. Kyle, I was right.

    19. JR

      Okay, so Kyle just punches shit?

    20. MM

      When he drinks a lot of Monster.

    21. JR

      It, uh, the- it's so crazy how, like, something will become popular. You know? Like that one guy, the- the large fella that's, uh, sitting on the edge of the bed with his giant cock hanging over the bed.

    22. MM

      Yes, yes. That-

    23. JR

      That one picture of this fella and his big dick...

    24. MM

      This is the most boomer conversation. (laughs)

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. MM

      You know how on the internet, Jamie, these pictures-

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. MM

      ... get names and the kids share them.

    29. JR

      How does-

    30. MM

      And who- who- how do these pictures come from?

  2. 1:513:50

    Memes as a new comedy language—and why institutions can’t handle them

    1. MM

      I'm trying to think of what my favorite meme is. Uh, and there's one that's not a meme, it's just a funny picture, but what do I use all the time? Like, the one I use is, um, it's not a meme, it's a GIF, when f- like, people on Twitter ask me, like, a bunch of questions in a row in, like, one tweet. I just reply with The Riddler 'cause it's all these question marks.

    2. JR

      Oh.

    3. MM

      But that's not that clever particularly. What is, like, some- what is the best meme? I'm blanking. I can't th- I- I can't think-

    4. JR

      There's a lot of good ones. There's a lot of good ones. There's so many good ones. I mean, it's just- the- the beauty of it is it's really a new form of comedy. You know? Like, internet meme comedy is a new form of comedy, and it's a brilliant form of comedy that some people are masters at. Really like a Dave Chappelle, like a- they're masters- like a comic is a master, they're masters at this weird new form that's only existed for, like, 15 years now.

    5. MM

      And the greatest thing is that, uh, establishment figures don't know what to do with this.

    6. JR

      Oh, this is one of my favorites. I'm gonna show you this new one.

    7. MM

      Let me see.

    8. JR

      Hold on. Jamie, I'm gonna send this to you. This is one of my new favorite memes because it's-

    9. MM

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      There's just so- there's so many of them, but this one is, like- this is my favorite of the time. This is ... Hold on. All right. I sent it to you, Jamie.

    11. MM

      Let's see this.

    12. JR

      This is my favorite-

    13. MM

      Fun role.

    14. JR

      ... of today, of this- this-

    15. MM

      Oh, this is the one with the- with the drinking water? The engine coolant? Was that the one?

    16. JR

      No.

    17. MM

      Okay.

    18. JR

      No, no, no. That's a good one too, but that- I actually know the guy.

    19. MM

      Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is a wi-

    20. JR

      This is my favorite.

    21. MM

      I've- this has been around for a while. Oh, yeah.

    22. JR

      Cover me harder, daddy. (laughs)

    23. MM

      Yeah, yeah. But that's the NPC meme which I explained on this show-

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. MM

      ... a few times ago when I was on.

    26. JR

      That- this is an NPC as well?

    27. MM

      Yeah. You- that's- they're- they're gray and they have that- that- that, uh-

    28. JR

      Oh, that's what those- those things are. Okay.

    29. MM

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JR

      That's right. You did explain that. NPCs, yeah.

  3. 3:506:21

    Colin Powell, vaccination status, and the fight over pandemic narratives

    1. JR

      I saw someone today on Twitter that was ranting this, like, vitriolic, just nasty rant about unvaccinated people causing the death of Colin Powell.

    2. MM

      So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    3. JR

      Well, here's the deal. The guy had blood cancer.

    4. MM

      Oh, shit. I didn't- leukemia?

    5. JR

      Y- no. It's, uh, a different kind. I- an- what is it called?

    6. NA

      Mileom-a...

    7. JR

      Yeah. It's- it's a very severe form of blood cancer that d- severely impacts the immune system apparently, and might have even rendered his vaccination ineffective 'cause he was vaccinated. So-

    8. MM

      He was double vaccinated, I believe. Yeah.

    9. JR

      Yeah. Whatever that means, you know, fully vaccinated.

    10. MM

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      It's not even fully anymore. Do you know that at six months after the- the vaccine, some hospitals are not counting you as vaccinated six months after fully vaccinated? This comes from some woman that was working at a hospital that was talking about cases of vaccinated versus unvaccinated people that were admitted- admitted to the ICU, and she was saying the people that are in the hospital, they're- in her particular hospital, she was saying when someone's been vaccinated six months ago, they list them as unvaccinated.

    12. MM

      Well, that's why they need those boosters in perpetuity, right? That's the-

    13. JR

      Yeah, but this is crazy. Like, th- they are fucking vaccinated and they're listing them in the hospital as unvaccinated and jacking up the unvaccinated numbers.

    14. MM

      But I think it goes the other way that if it- if the efficacy is only six months, they're jacking up the numbers of people who are vaccinated to try to make it seem like only a tiny minority aren't when, oh, that 70% or whatever it is-

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. MM

      ... some of them are no longer effectively vaccinated.

    17. JR

      Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

    18. MM

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Yeah. They're- they're making it seem like the people that are in the hospital are unvaccinated when they're actually vaccinated, but they've passed this arbitrary expiration date that this one hospital has put on it. But it's an-

    20. MM

      Wait, is it arbitrary? I thought it has a- it- I thought it has, like, a half-life.

    21. JR

      Well-... arbitrary in terms of the hospital making the designation, right? Me- making the distinction that this is an unvaccinated person. Like, there's nowhere else that makes that distinction. Like, the- the federal government, the- the airlines, like New York City when you go to restaurants, all these places that have vaccine mandates, the mandate in America... In Israel now, you're considered unvaccinated if you have two shots and you don't have three.

    22. MM

      Okay.

    23. JR

      They consider you unvaccinated. Like-

    24. MM

      But Israel's rates are through the roof too.

    25. JR

      Through the roof.

    26. MM

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      But meanwhile, it's- it doesn't seem to be having an impact. The booster doesn't seem to be having an impact, except with Keith Olbermann. It seems to be making him fucking crazier.

  4. 6:2112:13

    Keith Olbermann vs. trolling: why silliness disarms rage

    1. MM

      Did you see how I clowned him-

    2. JR

      Yes, I did.

    3. MM

      ... so badly?

    4. JR

      It was beautiful.

    5. MM

      It was so fun.

    6. JR

      It was beautiful.

    7. MM

      It was so fun. But he-

    8. JR

      He doesn't know who he's fucking with.

    9. MM

      (laughs) He-

    10. JR

      He doesn't know.

    11. MM

      He knows now, motherfucker.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. MM

      This angry old lesbian-

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. MM

      ... it's ... Here's the thing. If- if- if Jamie, if you go to my likes on my Twitter, you'll see this-

    16. JR

      What this means-

    17. MM

      ... side by side.

    18. JR

      ... what you're saying is rude to angry old lesbians-

    19. MM

      Okay, that's-

    20. JR

      ... 'cause there's a lot of angry old lesbians that are really cool.

    21. MM

      Fine. Let's just say he's doing a very bad Bea Arthur impression.

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. MM

      Here's the thing, the guy has a resume that can't be beat. Sportscaster-

    24. JR

      Yes.

    25. MM

      ... political ... Uh, he's got this enormous career.

    26. JR

      I used to enjoy him.

    27. MM

      And then you, single-handedly you and Alex, make him into an internet laughingstock, and he doesn't know what to do about it, and he starts yelling about rogan mutton heads-

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. MM

      ... like an 80 ... "You rogan mutton head."

    30. JR

      But he called me Mr. Afraid.

  5. 12:1316:28

    Lex Fridman, Austin migration, and why big cities feel broken

    1. JR

      ... with a screen behind them. Like Lex, is a perfect example. Right?

    2. MM

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. MM

      I do.

    5. JR

      Why are you laughing?

    6. MM

      Well, 'cause I- I-

    7. JR

      'Cause we were talking about him before.

    8. MM

      But also 'cause Lex is-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. MM

      ... always makes me smile. He's such a sweet kid, yeah.

    11. JR

      I love him to death.

    12. MM

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      But-

    14. MM

      I'm just trying to imagine Lex as Keith Olbermann standing on the balcony, "You need to get vaccinated. Joe Rogan's a mountain head."

    15. JR

      He's the opposite.

    16. MM

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      Right? His v- his monologues are all about love and learning and growth-

    18. MM

      And humility.

    19. JR

      ... and humility.

    20. MM

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      Yeah, yeah. And he's becoming huge because of it. Because of that, Lex Fridman is one of the most respected and interesting commentators on the internet. I mean, his- (clears throat) his internet, uh, d- discussions with people are fucking amazing. His- his David Fravor, the one with that, uh, that fighter pilot that encountered that strange craft-

    22. MM

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      ... off the coast of San Diego is one of the best interviews I've ever seen in my life. I mean, he's so good at communicating with people, again, with humility, but the way he discusses things, even when they're (clears throat) controversial, when, you know, he feels like something needs to be said, the way he says things is never like, "I am better than you." He's a fucking scientist from MIT.

    24. MM

      He's also like-

    25. JR

      He's a brilliant guy.

    26. MM

      ... a black belt martial artist-

    27. JR

      Yeah, black- black belt Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

    28. MM

      ... and like a powerlifter.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. MM

      He's like an- He's the hardest working person I've ever met. He pushes himself so hard and it's- and he's- he- he- I don't- he's so driven but not in an ambitious way but kind of like seizing life by the balls kinda way.

  6. 16:2822:10

    Lockdowns, ‘optics,’ and the destruction of small businesses

    1. JR

      Well, the good thing is you could eat outside which is gonna be really fun in January (laughs)

    2. MM

      Yeah. Yeah. But like all these great-

    3. JR

      (clears throat)

    4. MM

      ... like if you walk around Park Slope which was the neighborhood next to mine, like stores there, family stores been there since the '70s, you know, for rent.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. MM

      Just store after store shut down.

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. MM

      And they want us all to be part of these giant corporations and ha- do our shopping through Amazon or Target.

    9. JR

      Well if- even if they don't want that-

    10. MM

      Right, so you-

    11. JR

      Even if that's not-

    12. MM

      Right.

    13. JR

      Yeah, that's just what's gonna happen because of these policies. If these policies really were put in play to b- give off the impression that they're protecting people, ultimately what they're doing is empowering places like Target and Walmart. And what they're doing is killing mom and pop shops-

    14. MM

      Yes.

    15. JR

      ... and small businesses, yeah.

    16. MM

      And- and- and with no remorse.

    17. JR

      Yeah, no remorse.

    18. MM

      There- there's not like, "Okay, we-" this is the thing that's so sick about politics, uh, we bailed out the banks in 2008, but there's not really any talk about like these, uh, stores that were the staples of their neighborhood, that gave it character-

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. MM

      ... that made it special. It's like, oh, too bad, you know? It- it's- it's- it's disgusting and dis- like, uh, Chalam Japan barely reopened, but my favorite place in New York, um, Zenkichi, which is basically, you go in, it's a secret door. Every- every seat's like a Japanese, uh, it's like a tr- uh, Oriental Express train car. You're- you're not allowed to have kids in there. They haven't reopened. Eisendieck, which is the best ice cream store in the world, they're done. So, just store after store. And if you were opening a restaurant or a boutique or a bookstore, why would you do it in New York now?

    21. JR

      Oh, for sure. Look, I have- I have friends who have restaurants in Los Angeles and they're talking to me about Austin. They're like-

    22. MM

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... "Listen, man. I gotta get out of here." Because they're scared that anything, like- like the flu rolls around. The flu rolls around, like we already have a precedent that's been set (clears throat) where-... when something that kills people, um, which most diseases kills a certain amount of people-

    24. MM

      Of course.

    25. JR

      ... because some people are very, very vulnerable. And when something can kill people, now they already have a precedent set where the government can come in and dictate whether or not you can be open and whether or not your business can function. And, and make it so that people no longer have the choice as to whether or not they would like to just take a chance-

    26. MM

      Right.

    27. JR

      ... and go to a restaurant because the flu is around. Now you no longer have the chance because big daddy government is gonna look after you. And I have a friend whose brother works for the state, and he's a part of this whole COVID commission and told him point-blank... They were having a conversation about, in Los Angeles, about closing outdoor dining, and he said, "But there's been no transmission ever connected to outdoor dining." And the woman who wound up closing everything down said, "It's about the optics."

    28. MM

      Well, it's also gui-

    29. JR

      But imagine, thousands of restaurants that are fucking barely hanging on after the pandemic-

    30. MM

      And p-

  7. 22:1023:54

    Social media: accountability tool or anxiety accelerator?

    1. MM

      But this is, this is why I'm so excited about social media, because if it wasn't social media, you wouldn't be able to call these people on their crap and have... There was that f- footage in, um, was it Wisconsin or Minnesota, where the k- where the, the reporter had a mask and the cameraman didn't.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. MM

      And people just put up their cellphones-

    4. JR

      Exactly.

    5. MM

      ... and they filmed it and put... And e- So it was up on Twitter before the footage was up on the news station.

    6. JR

      Do you think that anything would be... Do, don't you think it works both ways though, that it's also accelerating this sort of, this chaos too?

    7. MM

      Oh, I love... Isn't it great?

    8. JR

      It's... Yeah. But it's also... I know you love that.

    9. MM

      I do.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. MM

      Oh, I love it.

    12. JR

      I know you do. But don't you think that it's also, like, what, what would it be like if there was no s- social media in terms of the hyperbole, in terms of, like, the e- everything getting, uh, blown into this wild anxiety-ridden frenzy?

    13. MM

      We-

    14. JR

      Don't you think that it ex- the social media also accelerates all of the anxiety?

    15. MM

      I think it-

    16. JR

      I think it does both things.

    17. MM

      ... I think it, it, it, it, it, it... I think it's bifurcating things. There's two populations, right?

    18. JR

      Hm.

    19. MM

      There's the popu- And we know what it would look like without social media 'cause it was after, uh, it was the Iraq war, because there really wasn't social media to that extent in-

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. MM

      ... 2001, 2002, and the drumbeat for war was incessant.

    22. JR

      Mm.

    23. MM

      And if you were saying we shouldn't go into Iraq at the time, it was much harder to get a message out. Uh, Colin Powell, who, as you just said, passed away earlier today, just went on the floor of the UN and said, uh, s- "Not only does Saddam have weapons of mass destruction. He's about to launch them." There wasn't really this kind of way to show contempt, uh, and have a parody... Like, if you go on, uh, Facebook, if you go on Twitter, if you go on YouTube, a New York Times account and a random jerk's account look basically the same. So, they do have that e- even playing field.

    24. JR

      Yes.

    25. MM

      You didn't have that before social media.

  8. 23:5437:36

    Corporate media incentives: paid Pfizer posts, ‘horse dewormer’ framing, and authority collapse

    1. JR

      Did you see that CNBC had a paid tweet by Pfizer?

    2. MM

      I, I mean-

    3. JR

      A paid tweet to promote Pfizer and the vaccine.

    4. MM

      But they're promoting Pfizer for free.

    5. JR

      Yeah, but, but a paid tweet.

    6. MM

      Okay.

    7. JR

      But there's something about that.... where you have an organization that's responsible for the news-

    8. MM

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... and they tweet something, and then it says, "Tweet paid for by Pfizer."

    10. MM

      Yeah, but Joe-

    11. JR

      But so transparent.

    12. MM

      But that's good, because before, they would be in Pfizer's pocket and you wouldn't know about it 'cause you'd think they're being objective.

    13. JR

      Oh, no. I agree. It's good to see it, because it confirms your suspicions.

    14. MM

      Oh, yeah.

    15. JR

      But it's also crazy they're not even hi- here, I'll send it to you, Jake.

    16. MM

      Well, here's another question. I'd like ask people on y- ask your Facebook friend, do you think the pharmaceutical companies have an incentive to force everyone to be their customer? And of course they do.

    17. JR

      Yeah, look at that. Paid post by Pfizer.

    18. MM

      Wow.

    19. JR

      Messenger RNA, a groundbreaking technology, has immense portrayal behind fighting infectious disease. This is how it works. Paid post by Pfizer. Meanwhile, th- one of the gentlemen who created the, uh, mRNA vaccine says it should never be r- used in a, uh, in a pandemic.

    20. MM

      Wow.

    21. JR

      Have you seen that?

    22. MM

      I have not seen that.

    23. JR

      That guy talk about it? Yeah, he was interviewed by, um, Jimmy Dore.

    24. MM

      Okay, who's great.

    25. JR

      And so a long- yeah, who's great. It's a long conversation where they, they discuss mass vaccinations during a pandemic. And this guy, I don't know if he's right or wrong. I'm not a scientist, but this guy is very, uh-

    26. MM

      Just an equestrian?

    27. JR

      Yes.

    28. MM

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      I'm a horse. I'm basically a horse.

    30. MM

      Centaur.

  9. 37:3646:24

    CNN vs. a meme: doxxing threats, the Streisand effect, and legacy-media panic

    1. MM

      CNN threatened to sue someone for making a meme of Trump wrestling the CNN Logan, logo.

    2. JR

      Really?

    3. MM

      So... Yes. You didn't know this?

    4. JR

      No.

    5. MM

      They made a meme of a guy, Trump wrestling a, uh, they put CNN's logo, and they tried to find out who it is and they said, "We still reserve the right to sue you."

    6. JR

      Do not-

    7. MM

      That's who's stopping people.

    8. JR

      Do not tell my legal team about this, 'cause they're ready to go.

    9. MM

      Well, it's not like they listen to this show. (laughs) Do you, can you pull this up, Jamie?

    10. JR

      (laughs) Let me see this article.

    11. MM

      CNN threatens lawsuit meme. This was a while ago.

    12. JR

      That's hilarious.

    13. MM

      It's not hilari- I'm sorry, it's not hilarious at all.

    14. JR

      No. No.

    15. MM

      When you're threatening, a, a giant corporation are threatening some kid in his mom's basement, in this case it's probably literally true, with a lawsuit for making a clearly humorous wrestling mean, meme. You are the evil corporations in every '80s dystopian sci-fi movie.

    16. JR

      Are we sure this isn't just some lawyer who works at CNN who oversteps his bounds?

    17. MM

      Uh, you can find the exact quote.

    18. JR

      Let's... I would like to know what happened.

    19. MM

      You could find the exact quote. I thought it was the PR person who said this.

    20. JR

      That... Well, that PR person is crazy.

    21. MM

      They're not crazy. They're smart, 'cause they know they have the power and they're gonna use it.

    22. JR

      But they're crazy in that now we know about it because it became a national story.

    23. MM

      Sure. Sure. The Streisand effect.

    24. JR

      And we're... And the wor- exactly.

    25. MM

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      The Streisand effect's beautiful. It really is. It's a beautiful thing. And it's the th- it's a thing about the internet. Like, the, the, if people don't know the Streisand effect, will you please explain how it happened with her house?

    27. MM

      Sure. Barbara St-

    28. JR

      The story.

    29. MM

      There was some picture of, uh, I, I don't remember exactly, of basically a bunch of houses on the beach.

    30. JR

      She has this massive house, I think, like, over l- on a bluff.

  10. 46:241:16:30

    Sanjay Gupta ‘hostage video’ media tour: clips, framing, and natural immunity debate

    1. JR

      The Erin Burnett one is hilarious.

    2. MM

      Oh, I haven't seen that one.

    3. JR

      Because, uh, I said to him, 'cause he said, "You should get a vaccine even though you've already had COVID." And I said, "Why would I do that?" I said, "You should get COVID." I go, "You'd have real protection."

    4. MM

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      And Erin Burnett apparently... I haven't seen that. Have you seen it? Go to, his appar- my wife said it is a comedy sketch.

    6. MM

      Oh, okay.

    7. JR

      She goes, it's so hilarious. She goes, it's bad acting, like soap opera acting. She goes, like, "Do you think he really wanted you to get COVID?"

    8. MM

      Oh, my God.

    9. JR

      Like, app- I haven't seen it, so we should watch it together in real time.

    10. MM

      Yes, please. Please.

    11. JR

      But it's-

    12. MM

      But that is worse than what they said with the C-... They're saying, if they're implying that you want him to get COVID, that's really bad.

    13. JR

      I do think he should get COVID.

    14. MM

      No, but you don't want him to get COVID in the sense that you hope he, I hope he gets sick.

    15. JR

      No. I, I think it'd be good for his immune system.

    16. MM

      You want him to... Right. But you want him to get COVID and get healthy, not get COVID and die.

    17. JR

      Exa- 100%.

    18. MM

      You-

    19. JR

      I, I love that guy. I really do. I, I, I really love him. I think he's a really nice guy. I really do. I really, really do. I l- I'm, I'm a fan of Sanjay Gupta as a person. I have had, uh, m- many chances to talk to him. I'm gonna send you something else, Jamie, that's important.

    20. MM

      Okay.

    21. JR

      Um, I like him. Like, uh, my, uh, my dealings with him, uh, whether it was on the show or off the show-

    22. MM

      Oh, I can't wait.

    23. JR

      ... were nothing but flattery.

    24. MM

      I can't wait. I can't wait.

    25. JR

      Let me hear this.

    26. NA

      Oh, hold on. Whoa.

    27. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    28. MM

      Past.

    29. NA

      If you're, like, 21 years old-

    30. JR

      No, no, no. This is not-

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