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Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice

Michael Malice is a cultural commentator and host of the PodcastOne podcast "Your Welcome." He's the author of two books, "Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il," and "The New Right: A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics."

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Jun 27, 20243h 14mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:51

    Cold open: “Let’s Go Brandon,” meme culture, and how internet jokes spread

    1. NA

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music)

    3. JR

      Michael Malice, has there ever been a person in history-

    4. MM

      (laughs) Here we go.

    5. JR

      ... that has more support than this fellow, Brandon?

    6. MM

      (laughs) Let's go, Brandon!

    7. JR

      It seems like that is the most popular person I've ever come across. Everyone is in support of this Brandon fella.

    8. MM

      There, there's this internet meme about, I think his name is Kyle, uh, who drinks Monster Red Bull and puts his fist through drywall. Is that the- is that Kyle- is that name Kyle? But Brandon, um-

    9. JR

      I don't know about Kyle.

    10. MM

      Kyle's- Kyle is a white kid who drinks a lot of Monster-

    11. JR

      (laughs)

    12. MM

      ... and puts his fist through- through drywall.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. MM

      Uh, Brandon is, uh, everywhere.

    15. JR

      Well, I don't know this Kyle fella though. Is this a f- a popular meme?

    16. MM

      I thi-

    17. JR

      Oh, here it is.

    18. MM

      Yeah, there it is. Kyle, I was right.

    19. JR

      Okay, so Kyle just punches shit?

    20. MM

      When he drinks a lot of Monster.

    21. JR

      It, uh, the- it's so crazy how, like, something will become popular. You know? Like that one guy, the- the large fella that's, uh, sitting on the edge of the bed with his giant cock hanging over the bed.

    22. MM

      Yes, yes. That-

    23. JR

      That one picture of this fella and his big dick...

    24. MM

      This is the most boomer conversation. (laughs)

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. MM

      You know how on the internet, Jamie, these pictures-

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. MM

      ... get names and the kids share them.

    29. JR

      How does-

    30. MM

      And who- who- how do these pictures come from?

  2. 1:513:50

    Memes as a new comedic medium—and why institutions can’t handle them

    1. MM

      I'm trying to think of what my favorite meme is. Uh, and there's one that's not a meme, it's just a funny picture, but what do I use all the time? Like, the one I use is, um, it's not a meme, it's a GIF, when f- like, people on Twitter ask me, like, a bunch of questions in a row in, like, one tweet. I just reply with The Riddler 'cause it's all these question marks.

    2. JR

      Oh.

    3. MM

      But that's not that clever particularly. What is, like, some- what is the best meme? I'm blanking. I can't th- I- I can't think-

    4. JR

      There's a lot of good ones. There's a lot of good ones. There's so many good ones. I mean, it's just- the- the beauty of it is it's really a new form of comedy. You know? Like, internet meme comedy is a new form of comedy, and it's a brilliant form of comedy that some people are masters at. Really like a Dave Chappelle, like a- they're masters- like a comic is a master, they're masters at this weird new form that's only existed for, like, 15 years now.

    5. MM

      And the greatest thing is that, uh, establishment figures don't know what to do with this.

    6. JR

      Oh, this is one of my favorites. I'm gonna show you this new one.

    7. MM

      Let me see.

    8. JR

      Hold on. Jamie, I'm gonna send this to you. This is one of my new favorite memes because it's-

    9. MM

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      There's just so- there's so many of them, but this one is, like- this is my favorite of the time. This is ... Hold on. All right. I sent it to you, Jamie.

    11. MM

      Let's see this.

    12. JR

      This is my favorite-

    13. MM

      Fun role.

    14. JR

      ... of today, of this- this-

    15. MM

      Oh, this is the one with the- with the drinking water? The engine coolant? Was that the one?

    16. JR

      No.

    17. MM

      Okay.

    18. JR

      No, no, no. That's a good one too, but that- I actually know the guy.

    19. MM

      Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is a wi-

    20. JR

      This is my favorite.

    21. MM

      I've- this has been around for a while. Oh, yeah.

    22. JR

      Cover me harder, daddy. (laughs)

    23. MM

      Yeah, yeah. But that's the NPC meme which I explained on this show-

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. MM

      ... a few times ago when I was on.

    26. JR

      That- this is an NPC as well?

    27. MM

      Yeah. You- that's- they're- they're gray and they have that- that- that, uh-

    28. JR

      Oh, that's what those- those things are. Okay.

    29. MM

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JR

      That's right. You did explain that. NPCs, yeah.

  3. 3:506:21

    Colin Powell’s death, vaccine status, and how ‘vaccinated’ gets redefined

    1. JR

      I saw someone today on Twitter that was ranting this, like, vitriolic, just nasty rant about unvaccinated people causing the death of Colin Powell.

    2. MM

      So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    3. JR

      Well, here's the deal. The guy had blood cancer.

    4. MM

      Oh, shit. I didn't- leukemia?

    5. JR

      Y- no. It's, uh, a different kind. I- an- what is it called?

    6. NA

      Mileom-a...

    7. JR

      Yeah. It's- it's a very severe form of blood cancer that d- severely impacts the immune system apparently, and might have even rendered his vaccination ineffective 'cause he was vaccinated. So-

    8. MM

      He was double vaccinated, I believe. Yeah.

    9. JR

      Yeah. Whatever that means, you know, fully vaccinated.

    10. MM

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      It's not even fully anymore. Do you know that at six months after the- the vaccine, some hospitals are not counting you as vaccinated six months after fully vaccinated? This comes from some woman that was working at a hospital that was talking about cases of vaccinated versus unvaccinated people that were admitted- admitted to the ICU, and she was saying the people that are in the hospital, they're- in her particular hospital, she was saying when someone's been vaccinated six months ago, they list them as unvaccinated.

    12. MM

      Well, that's why they need those boosters in perpetuity, right? That's the-

    13. JR

      Yeah, but this is crazy. Like, th- they are fucking vaccinated and they're listing them in the hospital as unvaccinated and jacking up the unvaccinated numbers.

    14. MM

      But I think it goes the other way that if it- if the efficacy is only six months, they're jacking up the numbers of people who are vaccinated to try to make it seem like only a tiny minority aren't when, oh, that 70% or whatever it is-

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. MM

      ... some of them are no longer effectively vaccinated.

    17. JR

      Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

    18. MM

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Yeah. They're- they're making it seem like the people that are in the hospital are unvaccinated when they're actually vaccinated, but they've passed this arbitrary expiration date that this one hospital has put on it. But it's an-

    20. MM

      Wait, is it arbitrary? I thought it has a- it- I thought it has, like, a half-life.

    21. JR

      Well-... arbitrary in terms of the hospital making the designation, right? Me- making the distinction that this is an unvaccinated person. Like, there's nowhere else that makes that distinction. Like, the- the federal government, the- the airlines, like New York City when you go to restaurants, all these places that have vaccine mandates, the mandate in America... In Israel now, you're considered unvaccinated if you have two shots and you don't have three.

    22. MM

      Okay.

    23. JR

      They consider you unvaccinated. Like-

    24. MM

      But Israel's rates are through the roof too.

    25. JR

      Through the roof.

    26. MM

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      But meanwhile, it's- it doesn't seem to be having an impact. The booster doesn't seem to be having an impact, except with Keith Olbermann. It seems to be making him fucking crazier.

  4. 6:2114:16

    Keith Olbermann, trolling dynamics, and why anger loses to ridicule

    1. MM

      Did you see how I clowned him-

    2. JR

      Yes, I did.

    3. MM

      ... so badly?

    4. JR

      It was beautiful.

    5. MM

      It was so fun.

    6. JR

      It was beautiful.

    7. MM

      It was so fun. But he-

    8. JR

      He doesn't know who he's fucking with.

    9. MM

      (laughs) He-

    10. JR

      He doesn't know.

    11. MM

      He knows now, motherfucker.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. MM

      This angry old lesbian-

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. MM

      ... it's ... Here's the thing. If- if- if Jamie, if you go to my likes on my Twitter, you'll see this-

    16. JR

      What this means-

    17. MM

      ... side by side.

    18. JR

      ... what you're saying is rude to angry old lesbians-

    19. MM

      Okay, that's-

    20. JR

      ... 'cause there's a lot of angry old lesbians that are really cool.

    21. MM

      Fine. Let's just say he's doing a very bad Bea Arthur impression.

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. MM

      Here's the thing, the guy has a resume that can't be beat. Sportscaster-

    24. JR

      Yes.

    25. MM

      ... political ... Uh, he's got this enormous career.

    26. JR

      I used to enjoy him.

    27. MM

      And then you, single-handedly you and Alex, make him into an internet laughingstock, and he doesn't know what to do about it, and he starts yelling about rogan mutton heads-

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. MM

      ... like an 80 ... "You rogan mutton head."

    30. JR

      But he called me Mr. Afraid.

  5. 14:1618:33

    New York & LA decline, lockdown fallout, and small businesses getting crushed

    1. JR

      That's hilarious. That's amazing. I- I love that you're here. I- I mean, it's so cool. There's so many cool people moving to the city.

    2. MM

      Blair White moved in the same day as me. Rucka Rucka Ali moved here as well. He's a- a music video guy. Uh, I don't miss New York at all.

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. MM

      Like at all. And-

    5. JR

      I don't miss California at all either. LA can eat ass.

    6. MM

      L- LA has gotten worse than New York.

    7. JR

      Yeah. Yeah, it has.

    8. MM

      Which is shocking to- and it's gonna get- uh, there's no mechanism to turn it around.

    9. JR

      Not only is there no mechanism, it's- there's like a suicide pact to keep the same path-

    10. MM

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... and pretend that it's working or pretend it's the only way to do it.

    12. MM

      I remember, uh, some time maybe 15 years ago, I was at Washington Square Park looking north up Fifth Avenue and this is when they were talking about Al-Qaeda having a dirty bomb maybe bring a suitcase and detonating it and like blowing up New York. And I thought to myself, "If they take out this city, take me with it." Like I can't- this is me.

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. MM

      I lived there since I was two. I still don't know how to drive. And for watching what they did to New York w- has been, I've talked about this a lot, has been so heartbreaking, uh, and- and traumatic. And moving was so hard, but now that I left, I don't miss it at all.

    15. JR

      Listen, I love New York, but I love it to visit.

    16. MM

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      You know, I was just there. I did Madison Square Garden a couple weeks ago. It was magic. I was like, "Oh my god, I'm doing the Garden."

    18. MM

      Yeah, yeah.

    19. JR

      "This is amazing."

    20. MM

      Of course.

    21. JR

      And then I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.

    22. MM

      Yeah. It's- 'cause all the things that make New York special have been destroyed.

    23. JR

      De Blasio ruined everything.

    24. MM

      De Blasio did more damage to New York than Mohammed Atta. It's not even close.

    25. JR

      Way more.

    26. MM

      Way more. It's not even close.

    27. JR

      Way more.

    28. MM

      And intentionally. And he's gonna do a lot of nasty things on his way out and it's not even a question. Um-

    29. JR

      What do you think he's gonna be able to do?

    30. MM

      I don't know. But there's no way- like what- what about Cuomo? Cuomo pardoned that terrorist on his way out. So, one of the weathermen-

  6. 18:3322:10

    ‘It’s about the optics’: COVID rules, anxiety culture, and moralized fear

    1. JR

      ... and go to a restaurant because the flu is around. Now you no longer have the chance because big daddy government is gonna look after you. And I have a friend whose brother works for the state, and he's a part of this whole COVID commission and told him point-blank... They were having a conversation about, in Los Angeles, about closing outdoor dining, and he said, "But there's been no transmission ever connected to outdoor dining." And the woman who wound up closing everything down said, "It's about the optics."

    2. MM

      Well, it's also gui-

    3. JR

      But imagine, thousands of restaurants that are fucking barely hanging on after the pandemic-

    4. MM

      And p-

    5. JR

      ... and then someone comes along and has the fucking balls or ovaries to say, "It's about the optics," and they're just gonna shut down-

    6. MM

      What about the waitstaff, right-

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. MM

      ... who are not making good... What about the busboys-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. MM

      ... and the illegal aliens working in the kitchen, who are-

    11. JR

      Everybody.

    12. MM

      They're, there's no r- remorse or concern for their, uh, uh, thinking.

    13. JR

      The chefs-

    14. MM

      Right.

    15. JR

      ... who, like, p- put their heart and soul into creating this menu and the, the business owners that have financed this. And it's fucking crazy.

    16. MM

      But what this has done is allowed, uh, educated urban people who live in a state of anxiety, neurosis, and fear to have an external reason for their state of mind. It's not that I'm messed up. It's not-

    17. JR

      Right.

    18. MM

      ... that I'm a, a neurotic. It's that everyone is living under the gun, so it's appropriate that I'm living in this state.

    19. JR

      Right.

    20. MM

      I don't have to look inward. I can look outward. Now COVID's obviously a very big deal. A lot of people have died. But it doesn't explain their extreme sense of terror. They're more scared of getting COVID than of having COVID-

    21. JR

      Yes.

    22. MM

      ... because in their heads, if they get COVID, that means that they've done something wrong.

    23. JR

      Yeah, moral superiority.

    24. MM

      Right.

    25. JR

      (clears throat) Here's another meme that I love.

    26. MM

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      Hold on. I'll send you this one, Jamie. This one I, I gotta go into my meme folder.

    28. MM

      Do you have a meme folder? (laughs)

    29. JR

      Oh, yeah, I have a meme folder. Yeah, look.

    30. MM

      (laughs)

  7. 22:1023:54

    Social media: accountability engine and chaos accelerator (Iraq War as contrast)

    1. MM

      But this is, this is why I'm so excited about social media, because if it wasn't social media, you wouldn't be able to call these people on their crap and have... There was that f- footage in, um, was it Wisconsin or Minnesota, where the k- where the, the reporter had a mask and the cameraman didn't.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. MM

      And people just put up their cellphones-

    4. JR

      Exactly.

    5. MM

      ... and they filmed it and put... And e- So it was up on Twitter before the footage was up on the news station.

    6. JR

      Do you think that anything would be... Do, don't you think it works both ways though, that it's also accelerating this sort of, this chaos too?

    7. MM

      Oh, I love... Isn't it great?

    8. JR

      It's... Yeah. But it's also... I know you love that.

    9. MM

      I do.

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. MM

      Oh, I love it.

    12. JR

      I know you do. But don't you think that it's also, like, what, what would it be like if there was no s- social media in terms of the hyperbole, in terms of, like, the e- everything getting, uh, blown into this wild anxiety-ridden frenzy?

    13. MM

      We-

    14. JR

      Don't you think that it ex- the social media also accelerates all of the anxiety?

    15. MM

      I think it-

    16. JR

      I think it does both things.

    17. MM

      ... I think it, it, it, it, it, it... I think it's bifurcating things. There's two populations, right?

    18. JR

      Hm.

    19. MM

      There's the popu- And we know what it would look like without social media 'cause it was after, uh, it was the Iraq war, because there really wasn't social media to that extent in-

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. MM

      ... 2001, 2002, and the drumbeat for war was incessant.

    22. JR

      Mm.

    23. MM

      And if you were saying we shouldn't go into Iraq at the time, it was much harder to get a message out. Uh, Colin Powell, who, as you just said, passed away earlier today, just went on the floor of the UN and said, uh, s- "Not only does Saddam have weapons of mass destruction. He's about to launch them." There wasn't really this kind of way to show contempt, uh, and have a parody... Like, if you go on, uh, Facebook, if you go on Twitter, if you go on YouTube, a New York Times account and a random jerk's account look basically the same. So, they do have that e- even playing field.

    24. JR

      Yes.

    25. MM

      You didn't have that before social media.

  8. 23:5437:36

    Corporate press credibility crisis: Pfizer promotion, ivermectin framing, and incentives

    1. JR

      Did you see that CNBC had a paid tweet by Pfizer?

    2. MM

      I, I mean-

    3. JR

      A paid tweet to promote Pfizer and the vaccine.

    4. MM

      But they're promoting Pfizer for free.

    5. JR

      Yeah, but, but a paid tweet.

    6. MM

      Okay.

    7. JR

      But there's something about that.... where you have an organization that's responsible for the news-

    8. MM

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... and they tweet something, and then it says, "Tweet paid for by Pfizer."

    10. MM

      Yeah, but Joe-

    11. JR

      But so transparent.

    12. MM

      But that's good, because before, they would be in Pfizer's pocket and you wouldn't know about it 'cause you'd think they're being objective.

    13. JR

      Oh, no. I agree. It's good to see it, because it confirms your suspicions.

    14. MM

      Oh, yeah.

    15. JR

      But it's also crazy they're not even hi- here, I'll send it to you, Jake.

    16. MM

      Well, here's another question. I'd like ask people on y- ask your Facebook friend, do you think the pharmaceutical companies have an incentive to force everyone to be their customer? And of course they do.

    17. JR

      Yeah, look at that. Paid post by Pfizer.

    18. MM

      Wow.

    19. JR

      Messenger RNA, a groundbreaking technology, has immense portrayal behind fighting infectious disease. This is how it works. Paid post by Pfizer. Meanwhile, th- one of the gentlemen who created the, uh, mRNA vaccine says it should never be r- used in a, uh, in a pandemic.

    20. MM

      Wow.

    21. JR

      Have you seen that?

    22. MM

      I have not seen that.

    23. JR

      That guy talk about it? Yeah, he was interviewed by, um, Jimmy Dore.

    24. MM

      Okay, who's great.

    25. JR

      And so a long- yeah, who's great. It's a long conversation where they, they discuss mass vaccinations during a pandemic. And this guy, I don't know if he's right or wrong. I'm not a scientist, but this guy is very, uh-

    26. MM

      Just an equestrian?

    27. JR

      Yes.

    28. MM

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      I'm a horse. I'm basically a horse.

    30. MM

      Centaur.

  9. 37:3646:24

    CNN, memes, and the Streisand effect: the Reddit user controversy

    1. MM

      CNN threatened to sue someone for making a meme of Trump wrestling the CNN Logan, logo.

    2. JR

      Really?

    3. MM

      So... Yes. You didn't know this?

    4. JR

      No.

    5. MM

      They made a meme of a guy, Trump wrestling a, uh, they put CNN's logo, and they tried to find out who it is and they said, "We still reserve the right to sue you."

    6. JR

      Do not-

    7. MM

      That's who's stopping people.

    8. JR

      Do not tell my legal team about this, 'cause they're ready to go.

    9. MM

      Well, it's not like they listen to this show. (laughs) Do you, can you pull this up, Jamie?

    10. JR

      (laughs) Let me see this article.

    11. MM

      CNN threatens lawsuit meme. This was a while ago.

    12. JR

      That's hilarious.

    13. MM

      It's not hilari- I'm sorry, it's not hilarious at all.

    14. JR

      No. No.

    15. MM

      When you're threatening, a, a giant corporation are threatening some kid in his mom's basement, in this case it's probably literally true, with a lawsuit for making a clearly humorous wrestling mean, meme. You are the evil corporations in every '80s dystopian sci-fi movie.

    16. JR

      Are we sure this isn't just some lawyer who works at CNN who oversteps his bounds?

    17. MM

      Uh, you can find the exact quote.

    18. JR

      Let's... I would like to know what happened.

    19. MM

      You could find the exact quote. I thought it was the PR person who said this.

    20. JR

      That... Well, that PR person is crazy.

    21. MM

      They're not crazy. They're smart, 'cause they know they have the power and they're gonna use it.

    22. JR

      But they're crazy in that now we know about it because it became a national story.

    23. MM

      Sure. Sure. The Streisand effect.

    24. JR

      And we're... And the wor- exactly.

    25. MM

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      The Streisand effect's beautiful. It really is. It's a beautiful thing. And it's the th- it's a thing about the internet. Like, the, the, if people don't know the Streisand effect, will you please explain how it happened with her house?

    27. MM

      Sure. Barbara St-

    28. JR

      The story.

    29. MM

      There was some picture of, uh, I, I don't remember exactly, of basically a bunch of houses on the beach.

    30. JR

      She has this massive house, I think, like, over l- on a bluff.

  10. 46:241:16:57

    Sanjay Gupta fallout: ‘hostage video’ optics, natural immunity, and vaccine efficacy debates

    1. JR

      The Erin Burnett one is hilarious.

    2. MM

      Oh, I haven't seen that one.

    3. JR

      Because, uh, I said to him, 'cause he said, "You should get a vaccine even though you've already had COVID." And I said, "Why would I do that?" I said, "You should get COVID." I go, "You'd have real protection."

    4. MM

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      And Erin Burnett apparently... I haven't seen that. Have you seen it? Go to, his appar- my wife said it is a comedy sketch.

    6. MM

      Oh, okay.

    7. JR

      She goes, it's so hilarious. She goes, it's bad acting, like soap opera acting. She goes, like, "Do you think he really wanted you to get COVID?"

    8. MM

      Oh, my God.

    9. JR

      Like, app- I haven't seen it, so we should watch it together in real time.

    10. MM

      Yes, please. Please.

    11. JR

      But it's-

    12. MM

      But that is worse than what they said with the C-... They're saying, if they're implying that you want him to get COVID, that's really bad.

    13. JR

      I do think he should get COVID.

    14. MM

      No, but you don't want him to get COVID in the sense that you hope he, I hope he gets sick.

    15. JR

      No. I, I think it'd be good for his immune system.

    16. MM

      You want him to... Right. But you want him to get COVID and get healthy, not get COVID and die.

    17. JR

      Exa- 100%.

    18. MM

      You-

    19. JR

      I, I love that guy. I really do. I, I, I really love him. I think he's a really nice guy. I really do. I really, really do. I l- I'm, I'm a fan of Sanjay Gupta as a person. I have had, uh, m- many chances to talk to him. I'm gonna send you something else, Jamie, that's important.

    20. MM

      Okay.

    21. JR

      Um, I like him. Like, uh, my, uh, my dealings with him, uh, whether it was on the show or off the show-

    22. MM

      Oh, I can't wait.

    23. JR

      ... were nothing but flattery.

    24. MM

      I can't wait. I can't wait.

    25. JR

      Let me hear this.

    26. NA

      Oh, hold on. Whoa.

    27. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    28. MM

      Past.

    29. NA

      If you're, like, 21 years old-

    30. JR

      No, no, no. This is not-

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