The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #1744 - Derek from More Plates More Dates
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150 min read · 30,000 words- 0:00 – 15:00
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hello, Derek.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hey, how's it going?
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice to meet you in real life.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I've seen, uh, ah, man, fucking dozens of your videos, so, uh, it's cool meeting you in person.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
No, yeah, long overdue I feel like.
- JRJoe Rogan
How did you get started?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Um, for me, I've always sort of just been like a nerd about pharmacology and biology, endocrinology, stuff like that, and I've always just researched online about random stuff. And eventually, um, I was encouraged by a few people to start posting online, and I was, uh, I just started writing out blog articles on a WordPress site maybe like five and a half years ago or something at this point, and eventually it got to the point where I guess YouTube was already big, but it wasn't that- what it is now. And I was just asking people in the, I don't know, like male self-improvement niche that I was friends with, "Do you think I should be posting videos too, instead of just writing these articles?" And they said, "Yeah, it's a no-brainer, you should be." So, I just started basically reiterating my articles in video format too, and then eventually the YouTube sort of outpaced the WordPress site. And that's why it's always, you know, Derek from moreplatesmoredays.com, that website was where-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... I originally wrote my articles. And that eventually got to the point where it wasn't very time-efficient to write, unfortunately, so I kind of like moved disproportionately towards video format 'cause I can just fire off a video in, I don't know, 15 minutes, that otherwise that in written format would take five-plus hours to write out, if not longer.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I love the fact that you have, like, the- your production is very minimalist. You have a- an air conditioner behind you-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... wood-paneled wall.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... y- there's no attempt at all to, like, glitz and glamour-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... but it's just good content.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, a- you just hit a million subscribers, so obviously something- it's working, you know? It's working well.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's- what you're doing is just you- you have a unique ability to pull information out of the air, like you- you remember stuff, like how things work and how things, you know, like how... Especially when you- you were talking about catching people that are doing steroids.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like when, like, there's been many times you've gone over people's blood work and it's very educational. I learned a lot about it, especially, like, before I watched your videos, I thought, "Oh, USADA, like, there's no way anybody can cheat with USADA around."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then I watched some of your videos, I'm like, "Oh my God, they're cheating." (laughs)
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, it's not like they make it obvious where their shortcomings are and where the loopholes are, 'cause they would obviously prefer people to not know what they're doing current research on to tighten up, but yeah, there's definitely leeway still, or else they would not still be in the lab trying to figure out ways to bulletproof it, essentially.
- 15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
- JRJoe Rogan
was probably responsible for them getting rid of the TRT program. The TRT program is very controversial because the whole idea behind it was some of these guys need testosterone. It's just like anything else, like thyroid medication. We're just gonna give it to them. But the problem is like, why do they need testosterone? Why does a 26-year-old man have low testosterone?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, the reality is, a lot of them were on juice. And so their natural s- endocrine system shuts down, and then they get tested during that time period. They go, "Oh my God, this poor guy."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
"He needs medicine."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so you give them testosterone, and Vitor, like whatever the natural level was, Vitor was at hyper human levels to the point where they were worried he was going to die. (laughs)
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, something a lot of people don't consider about TRT too that goes overlooked when it comes to these TUEs is, even if you're within the natural reference range, like he was pushing it to super physiologic levels. That's why, you know, he was getting more scrutiny too. But even if he kept his levels at like 700 nanograms per deciliter, and that's like a normal level, that's like a chronic bleed of hormone you're getting all day.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
That's not going to dip based on diurnal rhythm. It's not going to dip based on shitty sleep, based on excessive training, based on weight cutting, lack of substrate for actually producing the hormones and nutrition while you're weight cutting aggressively, fucking anything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
It just stays chronically at 700 the entire time. Whereas like a natural who has 700 would be like 700 in the morning, goes down to like 500, 600, blah, blah, blah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And obviously when you're weight cutting aggressively, eh, if you're a guy who loses, I don't know, 30, 40, 50 pounds in a matter of, you know, a co- few months to make weight for a, uh, event, obviously your test levels are going to go in the gutter too. But then you maintain that that entire time, and your performance metrics obviously stay far better. And also, you get a disproportionate drop in SHBG, which spikes your free test to a level that otherwise would never be achievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
Explain that.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
So like there's testosterone that's bound to albumin and SHBG, which is your total test, like...
- JRJoe Rogan
What does SHBG stand for?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Sex Hormone Binding Globulin.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
So it's like a binding protein that regulates how much hormone is like freely in circulation to get to target tissues. So if you have a higher SHBG, you have less free testosterone that actually is available to do activity. You know, like do, you know, all the things that testosterone does in the brain and the muscle, et cetera. So if you have this drop in SHBG from exogenous administration of testosterone, you get a disproportionate rise in your free test because there's less of this binding protein to hold onto it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
And when you get that disproportionate rise in free T, you get more psychoactive activity, aggression, muscle building. There's a reason why guys on TRT, I guarantee you, hold more muscle than they would have otherwise at the same level on paper of a total T with natural levels.
- JRJoe Rogan
Makes sense.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And is there a way that w- I mean, there's, there's, they use carbon isotope tests to detect, uh, exogenous testosterone, right?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's, that detects testosterone that's coming from wild yams, right?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, it's kind of ironic how testosterone commercial grade is derived from soy, which is like the complete fucking opposite of what-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yams or soy?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
It comes from like yams, stigmasterol, um, I forget all the... Like, it's basically like soy-derived ultimately at the end of the day.
- 30:00 – 45:00
Yeah, so let's just…
- JRJoe Rogan
increase his performance?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, so let's just say hypothetically Turinabol or any random oral steroid is not... Like, presumably this isn't 100% factual, this is just speculating based on the levels and whatnot, but if he has a certain... Even if he has crushed test, the room... If they're not looking for a certain drug that's not on their list and you're using it full board, whatever dose you want because they can't detect it 'cause they don't even know it exists...... then that's going to be significantly performance-enhancing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, so then we're talking about something like the Balco Clear, that kind of a deal?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Potentially.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, it... See, the thing is like when they catch someone with something like, what, uh, Victor Conte had g- come clean with, that they used for Barry Bonds-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and all these different athletes. Undetectable, you rub it on your skin, and no one knew what it was.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
We think, "Oh, well, they caught that guy. They're more sophisticated now. You can't get away with that now."
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you think it's possible there could be some new designer steroids or some new compound that's not on the list of things to be tested for because we don't even know it exists, but yet it is significantly enhancing performance?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Uh, yes, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like the Clear.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
If you don't have an assay developed for it, detecting it is essen- you can't prove anything exists in the body if you don't have an assay to detect it. So, even though you have this elaborate list of steroids that are known about, if you have a novel drug and you don't know to de- to detect it, even if you have other markers that look fucked up, like his testosterone level's in the gutter, there's no threshold amount where you pop because your test is in the gutter. They look for high tests, they don't look for low. So, if you're really low randomly, they might be like, "Huh, that's weird," and keep an eye on it, and maybe fur- test you further for other stuff. But it's n- doesn't mean you couldn't be using something gung-ho the entire time. So, I do think designer drugs exist. I don't necessarily know that they're being leveraged highly in the designer steroid family, because you could hypothetically probably be able to determine this compound derived from testosterone, was manipulated, and you know, see something iffy and, you know, dig into it and get a... Perhaps find out pretty clear pretty soon what it is and retroactively, you know, penalize that guy. But I do think there are novel agents being developed from the growth hormone side of things, EPO side of things, um, the testosterone. Obviously, there's the carbon isotope ratio proof, cholesterol-derived t- testosterone which you could also potentially argue the guy was using basic, like, TRT and came off and, like, crashed his system, you know, at the time of the test or something. Like, there's a million different reasons, but ultimately seeing that level in his urine, testing for a random compound, having in the past tested positive for a fertility drug and an aromatase inhibitor you would only use in the context of, like, drug use essentially, intentionally in most cases. It's just, like, highly improbable, I don't think, that he's at least tried to do some shit to get around the system.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, explain how someone would create something that would m- mimic the effects of hyper-human levels of testosterone, but be a novel steroid. Like, a new-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... compound.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Well, I think the main loopholes in testing at this point are through bioidentical compounds, so things that your body naturally produces. So, if you're trying to mimic the benefits of a high dose of testosterone, I think the main go-to, to be honest, is literal testosterone. So, I wouldn't even... I don't think people are often deferring to these, you know, oral agents that would shut you down in trying to design like a THG, the Clear kind of thing. I think they're using literal micro-doses of actual testosterone, actual EPO, actual GH, things of that nature to get around-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're just micro-dosing it throughout the day and the idea is that it diminishes quickly, so that y- if you get tested, it's not gonna show up?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, like I have studies that I could pull out that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Please do.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, so for right now, the detection of these things, if they're identical to what you naturally produce, it's kind of difficult to prove one way or the other. Like, at least with a synthetic drug, if you develop a test for it, you can prove retroactively you used something that should never be in your body. But with testosterone, EPO, GH, et cetera, it's a lot more finicky because it's supposed to be there. So, I think that, again, even with randomized testing 24 hours, you have to give a one-hour whereabouts of where you're gonna be every single day.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Hypothetically, after that one-hour window, if you micro-dose test, GH, EPO, all these bioidentical compounds, the likelihood that you're gonna get detected is like... It depends on the individual, and you would do this preliminary data going in to your longitudinal testing beforehand ideally. I'm not saying how to do it or anything, I'm just, you know, hypothetically saying. And you would kind of know beforehand what it looks like when you take this micro-dose of a compound and what it does to your, you know, det- detection parameters.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, you'd have someone who measures what it's like for you if you take it and you wait four hours, five hours, what have you.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, so like hypothetically... Like there are studies that literally show people micro-dosing EPO and GH and getting away with it and almost nobody getting caught. And then there are certain genetic polymorphisms that cause it to be nearly im- impossible to tell if somebody's using even mega-doses of testosterone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So this is just rare genetic anomalies?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Some of them, yeah. So there's some individuals that have a genetic... It's like they're literally missing the gene that encodes for the enzyme that excretes testosterone that they test in your urine. So they test in your urine for testosterone, um, like glucuronidated testosterone. They add, uh, glucuronic acid to the testosterone in your body, that's a process that happens to allow you to like piss it out essentially. And some individuals lack the gene that encodes for this enzyme, so it makes it so you literally piss out barely any of this, you know, marker that they test for, so you... There's people who use upwards of like half a gram of testosterone, 500 milligrams, which is like a fucking actual bodybuilder cycle essentially, and getting no detection.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
That must be- …
- JRJoe Rogan
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
That must be-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... fucking insane.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. It's, like, uh...
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
'Cause they're at nighttime too-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... which is, like, at the tail end of the day where your brain is at the lowest part, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
I used to do three shows. Three shows are rough because the third show, you don't remember what the fuck you've said.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because you... Th- they all blend into each other.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause it's like when you're on stage doing standup, it's almost like you're in a trance.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then you're in this trance for the third time in the night, and you're like, "What am I talking about? Did I already say this?"
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Especially if you don't have a rigid, um, uh, like, set list-
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... of all the bits and how you're gonna say them and when, where, and when you're gonna say them, it can be a problem.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Do you have, like, a cognitive stack you use for-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
... shows?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Yeah, I do. Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
What, what is it?
- JRJoe Rogan
I have a bunch of stuff. Um, one, I really like this NeuroGum.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
You, you ever use that stuff?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
I think it rings a bell.
- JRJoe Rogan
We have some over here. We used to... It was a sponsor at one point in time. I buy a lot of it on Amazon. And the other stuff is one thing that my company, Onnit, makes. It's, uh, Alpha Brain. This is the new one, Alpha Brain Black Label.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:00 – 1:12:40
Yeah. …
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
weight. You look-" You know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
"This is scary." And she just gets ... From the start of her YouTube channel to current, she's gotten progressively more skinny to the point that she's, like, a bone rack. And she still posts videos regularly and she has millions of subscribers and her entire comments section is just telling her how bad this is. "This is a mental disorder."
- JRJoe Rogan
Does she read it?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
She's aw- she must be very aware of how people think about it, 'cause people make videos about it all the time too.
- JRJoe Rogan
About her being skinny?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What the fuck is that? You wanna pull that up? Post it up so we can see this lady. Oh, no. Oh my God. That's crazy.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
See, look at all the comments, just the top ones.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow. I'm genuinely impressed that she's still alive at this point. All I can say is God bless, to be honest. God bless, huh? Yeah, that's, uh, that's atrocious. That's crazy, man.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. What's wild is, if you go on her YouTube from ... and you sort by oldest to newest, you can actually see, she was still, um, obviously underweight in the first video, but it gets progressed-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is this her first video? No, that's 2021. Goddammit, dude.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Dude, they took away dislikes, which is fucking ridiculous, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't that weird?
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. So now you can't see how downvoted her videos are to reflect the opinion of how people think of her, you know, body composition choices.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, that's her first videos.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
2013.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's pretty thin.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But fairly normal.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
So, at that point you're like-
- JRJoe Rogan
She's just a skinny girl.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah, at that point you're like, okay, you're like borderline emaciated.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, well, she's pretty fucking emaciated.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look how tiny her legs are. God, that's crazy.
- DDDerek (More Plates More Dates)
Yeah. And then-
- JRJoe Rogan
Imagine walking around like that.
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