Joe Rogan Experience #1892 - Sober October 4 Recap

1. 0:00 – 0:49

   Sober October ends: first scotch toast and immediate relapse jokes

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (metal music)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (metal music)

   4. BKBert Kreischer0:12

      I'm really excited. I'm really excited about feeling alcohol.

   5. TSTom Segura0:15

      Nice.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      You haven't had any yet?

   7. BKBert Kreischer0:17

      I haven't had any.

   8. ASAri Shaffir0:18

      No. Really?

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      We're up. All right, here it is. Cheers.

   10. BKBert Kreischer0:20

       I haven't had any.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       Cheers. No alcohol to now.

   12. ASAri Shaffir0:22

       God.

   13. BKBert Kreischer0:22

       31 days.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       Gentlemen, we fucking did it. (glasses clinking) .

   15. TSTom Segura0:25

       21 Year Old Glenlivet.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       Yes. To all y'all out there too who did it with us, salute.

   17. ASAri Shaffir0:28

       Cheers. Cheers.

   18. BKBert Kreischer0:30

       Oh, baby. Let's see what you're really like.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       Ooh, that's good scotch.

   20. BKBert Kreischer0:33

       Mm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       That's 21 Year Old Glenlivet.

   22. TSTom Segura0:37

       Very nice.

   23. BKBert Kreischer0:38

       Damn.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Very nice.

   25. ASAri Shaffir0:40

       Very, very nice.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Like the gentleman over here with cigars.

   27. ASAri Shaffir0:42

       21 years.

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       That old whiskey.

   29. TSTom Segura0:44

       We all got new shirts. It's a fucking great day.

   30. ASAri Shaffir0:46

       (laughs)
2. 0:49 – 2:43

   Ari Shaffir’s special release and the craft of polishing stand-up

   1. ASAri Shaffir0:49

      This is... I mean, this, I just had these in my closet. Nothing to do-

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:51

      Great.

   3. ASAri Shaffir0:51

      ... with my special coming out today.

   4. TSTom Segura0:52

      Yeah, man.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:52

      The special that comes out today.

   6. ASAri Shaffir0:53

      (laughs)

   7. BKBert Kreischer0:53

      It comes out today?

   8. ASAri Shaffir0:54

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:54

      Today. It's on YouTube, which is the only place-

   10. BKBert Kreischer0:57

       Fuck yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       ... to release the special these days. Unless you're getting-

   12. ASAri Shaffir0:59

       Feel degree, Noah.

   13. TSTom Segura0:59

       Congratulations.

   14. ASAri Shaffir1:00

       Thanks, buddy.

   15. TSTom Segura1:00

       Congratulations, Ari.

   16. ASAri Shaffir1:02

       Thanks. Thanks, guys. Thank you, for real.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       It was a good move. And it's great shit, man. It really is. Watching you work at it so, so fucking studiously and so disciplined, it was really cool to see. It really was.

   18. ASAri Shaffir1:15

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:15

       And it's... I think it's your best work ever.

   20. TSTom Segura1:18

       I do, too. I really do.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:18

       I really do.

   22. ASAri Shaffir1:19

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:19

       It's rock solid, dude. It's so good. That set that I saw you do at the Creek and the Cave-

   24. ASAri Shaffir1:22

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:22

       ... it's so well put together and it's, it's thematic, but it's not.

   26. ASAri Shaffir1:26

       It's just a club special.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:27

       Yeah.

   28. ASAri Shaffir1:28

       Just a club stand up.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:28

       It's fucking great, dude.

   30. ASAri Shaffir1:29

       Yeah.
3. 2:43 – 5:07

   Bert’s love letter to drinking (and why sobriety felt good too)

   1. ASAri Shaffir2:43

      ... about you never quitting drinking, about how goddamn inspiring that is.

   2. BKBert Kreischer2:47

      Cheers.

   3. ASAri Shaffir2:47

      Cheers.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:47

      To alcoholics.

   5. BKBert Kreischer2:47

      Jack Os- Jack Osbourne hit me up last night. Jack, I hope you're cool with this. And, uh, he was like, "I've been sober 19 years and I just watched this video. I've never wanted to drink more in my life." (laughs) And I'm... I should watch it right now to fire myself up for getting fucking wasted.

   6. JRJoe Rogan3:01

      It's legit.

   7. BKBert Kreischer3:02

      That shot got something in you.

   8. ASAri Shaffir3:03

      You're a Jack Osbourne now?

   9. BKBert Kreischer3:05

      (sighs) I will never quit drinking.

   10. ASAri Shaffir3:06

       Who is that guy? He's cool.

   11. BKBert Kreischer3:07

       I will never quit drinking. I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink.

   12. TSTom Segura3:14

       I think that's, like, so addicting.

   13. ASAri Shaffir3:14

       It's, it's a... It's a real sweet.

   14. TSTom Segura3:14

       What's that?

   15. BKBert Kreischer3:14

       I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail-

   16. ASAri Shaffir3:17

       It's what?

   17. BKBert Kreischer3:17

       ... seeing a sunset with a cocktail-

   18. ASAri Shaffir3:19

       Oh.

   19. BKBert Kreischer3:19

       ... having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine. Getting on a plane, "Can I get you something?" Double Jack on the rocks-

   20. ASAri Shaffir3:26

       Double Jack on the rocks.

   21. TSTom Segura3:26

       Lots of rocks.

   22. BKBert Kreischer3:27

       ... lots of rocks.

   23. ASAri Shaffir3:27

       (laughs)

   24. BKBert Kreischer3:27

       I love the moment someone says, "Hey, we should get a drink." And you, and you're not supposed to.

   25. ASAri Shaffir3:33

       (laughs)

   26. BKBert Kreischer3:33

       That feeling, it's like your first kiss.

   27. JRJoe Rogan3:34

       Driving? (laughs)

   28. BKBert Kreischer3:34

       You don't get that first kiss when... Kisses when you're married. You get to have those first drinks. At a brunch, someone goes, "Should we do mimosas?" And then the waiter goes, "Actually, we have bottomless mimosas." And you're like, "This is gonna be the best day ever."

   29. JRJoe Rogan3:47

       Dude, you just hyped me the fuck up.

   30. BKBert Kreischer3:49

       (laughs)
4. 5:07 – 10:27

   Joe’s morning weed-and-writing routine and finding bits on stage

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:07

      It's nice. It's nice to be away from it, but it's nice to be back at it. Um, the, the thing with marijuana with me is writing. I was telling you today, like, it was the first day I s- I did my, my routine, which is either in the morning I usually get up early, everybody goes to school, and I fucking spark up. I spark up and I write. And that's make it-

   2. TSTom Segura5:26

      Is that pretty routine for you?

   3. JRJoe Rogan5:27

      It has been. Uh, it was for a last few months before October.

   4. ASAri Shaffir5:32

      In the morning?

   5. JRJoe Rogan5:32

      Yeah, the morning-

   6. ASAri Shaffir5:33

      Like you're back.

   7. JRJoe Rogan5:33

      I used to do it late at night after shows, and I still do, but there's a thing where I'm tired.

   8. ASAri Shaffir5:37

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan5:38

      Late at night after shows, like, I force myself to write, but I don't think it's as good.

   10. TSTom Segura5:42

       When you-

   11. JRJoe Rogan5:42

       I think in the morning I som- sometimes I have some of my best ideas.

   12. ASAri Shaffir5:44

       Morning you're so... Your brain's so rested sort of time.

   13. JRJoe Rogan5:46

       Yeah.

   14. TSTom Segura5:46

       No, no, it ju- when you do that... 'Cause I don't do that. When you do that and you start writing, is it...... I am wri- like, is your mindset in this "I'm, I'm writing material," like you're trying to write ma- or, or is it literally just, like, stream of consciousness, whatever comes out?

   15. JRJoe Rogan5:58

       It's stream of consciousness about subjects.

   16. TSTom Segura6:01

       Okay.

   17. JRJoe Rogan6:01

       Right? So you're bringing up a topic.

   18. TSTom Segura6:01

       So you bring up a few top- you're off topics?

   19. JRJoe Rogan6:03

       Yeah, like, today I did. Luckily I had an idea that I wanted to fuck with. And so then once I start writing, I'm not writing... 'Cause if I write within the confines that this has to be material-

   20. TSTom Segura6:12

       Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

   21. JRJoe Rogan6:13

       ... it, it would be too constrained. I'm like, "I gotta set up punchline, set up punchline."

   22. GUGuest6:16

       Right, 'cause then it feels like it has to go around stage and all that jazz.

   23. TSTom Segura6:17

       So it could literally be, be like something like a gun cont- like, people, something, a topic, and then-

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:21

       Yes. I just write, like, almost like an essay. Like, but I'll repeat myself over and over again in the essay, like, I'll start again. Like, I'll start with the subject this way and I'll go, "You know, one more time. I'll try it this way again."

   25. TSTom Segura6:31

       All right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:31

       And then I do it again, and I'm just trying to extract stuff.

   27. TSTom Segura6:35

       Yeah.

   28. GUGuest6:35

       'Cause ideally you want to get to every piece of it that you think about.

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:38

       Seeds.

   30. GUGuest6:38

       Like South Park where they'll cover all sides.
5. 10:27 – 13:54

   Kanye West: musical genius vs chaotic conversation, plus brand hypocrisy

   1. BKBert Kreischer10:27

      You should do, you should do a podcast with Kanye.

   2. GUGuest10:30

      I would love to.

   3. JRJoe Rogan10:30

      On CNN.

   4. GUGuest10:31

      I would love to.

   5. BKBert Kreischer10:32

      Yeah.

   6. GUGuest10:32

      I would tell him, like, "Dude, listen. I know you're up to something."

   7. BKBert Kreischer10:35

      (laughs)

   8. GUGuest10:36

      "So, like, I'm not gonna attack you, I'm not gonna claim you're crazy. What you got, bro? You're an artist. What are you talking about?"

   9. BKBert Kreischer10:42

      I'm not even following it that closely, so I know that he's saying, like, crazy stuff. I know... I listened to Lex Friedman and him.

   10. GUGuest10:47

       Uh-huh.

   11. BKBert Kreischer10:47

       And I get, I, it's not fascinating to me, so I just tap out pretty quick.

   12. TSTom Segura10:52

       Mm-hmm.

   13. JRJoe Rogan10:52

       Well, Kanye, this is what, the way I've described it. I'm gonna describe it in the, the most charitable way possible.

   14. BKBert Kreischer10:57

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan10:58

       The same thing that makes him a great artist, he's like, boom, bam, boom.

   16. BKBert Kreischer11:02

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan11:02

       It's like one thing to another and every rap flows with the fucking beat.

   18. BKBert Kreischer11:05

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan11:05

       And it's, it's so catchy, it's so good. And he's in full control.

   20. BKBert Kreischer11:10

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan11:10

       He's on the throttle, he's working the blinkers, he's got the brake, shifting gears.

   22. GUGuest11:14

       He's a musical genius. He's a musical genius.

   23. JRJoe Rogan11:16

       He's a genius.

   24. BKBert Kreischer11:16

       He's a, he's a, he's a genius. He's a genius.

   25. JRJoe Rogan11:17

       When you apply that same thing, when you apply that same thing to conversation-

   26. BKBert Kreischer11:20

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan11:21

       ... you wanna dominate the conversation, you wanna say wha- and then enforce what you're saying and then, like, try to, uh, try to, you know, figure out a way to make what you're saying valid.

   28. BKBert Kreischer11:30

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan11:30

       Even if it's not. You're, like, wrestling with the, your initial idea that you put out there.

   30. GUGuest11:35

       Just put it-
6. 13:54 – 24:38

   Made-in-America debate: sneakers, supply chains, and LA sweatshops

   1. JRJoe Rogan13:54

      Is there a single sneaker that you could buy that's fucking, uh, 100% made in America?

   2. BKBert Kreischer13:59

      Conflict free. No, not, not a made in America.

   3. JRJoe Rogan14:01

      Oh, what about New Balance?

   4. GUGuest14:01

      Tom, Toms of Maine?

   5. JRJoe Rogan14:02

      I think that is American made. I think New Balance might be. Is that real? Find out if that's true. Is everything s- like...

   6. GUGuest14:07

      My favorite, my favorite Ms. Pat joke was after Black Lives Matter and everybody's, like, yelling and screaming, she goes, "Calm down white people, ain't nobody trying to take your New Balance." (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:17

      (laughs)

   8. BKBert Kreischer14:17

      (laughs) That was, that was where I saw David Lucas fuck around with an audience.

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:21

      Look at this, "We're proud to be the only major company to make or assemble more than four million pairs of athletic footwear per year in the USA."

   10. BKBert Kreischer14:27

       I saw that in flip-flops.

   11. GUGuest14:29

       Which represents a l- (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan14:30

       But hold on, there's a, there's a word, there's a word.

   13. GUGuest14:32

       Represents a limited portion of our UFOs.

   14. JRJoe Rogan14:33

       But there's a, but there's a word in there that's a little bit of a problem-

   15. BKBert Kreischer14:35

       Oh, yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan14:35

       ... that's "assemble." The assemble parts are wh- uh, that's a little problem because that might mean they're getting parts from overseas and they're assembling in the United States.

   17. GUGuest14:42

       To make or assemble more than four...

   18. JRJoe Rogan14:44

       'Cause there's a lot of shit-

   19. BKBert Kreischer14:44

       They put, they put the laces in over here.

   20. JRJoe Rogan14:45

       ... it's hard to get in the United States, like, or- How about that second one? Which, what sneakers are made in the United States?

   21. BKBert Kreischer14:50

       Okay.

   22. GUGuest14:50

       Yeah, New Balance, Adidas-

   23. JRJoe Rogan14:51

       Oh, these are like a specific- Adidas best road running shoes- ... actual shoe. ... they're made in America. Oh. Right, but the thing is, like-

   24. BKBert Kreischer14:58

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan14:58

       ... when they say, "Made in America," do they just mean assembled? Like-

   26. BKBert Kreischer15:00

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:00

       ... where are the parts coming from? Right, right, right. Like, Origen is a company that I work with that makes American... It's Jocko's company. They make American-made jeans, American-made- Sure. ... jujitsu gis, American-made boots. But even the American-made boots, everything that you can get is American-made, except one thing you can't get that's from South America.

   28. GUGuest15:17

       What is that?

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       It's like there's like a part of the sole-

   30. GUGuest15:20

       Like a leather thing.
7. 24:38 – 35:35

   Schools, ideology, and kids: pledges, racial exercises, and bullying

   1. BKBert Kreischer24:38

      It's, I was saying to Tom though today-

   2. GUGuest24:40

      That's so brave.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:40

      That's so gross. That's so atrocious.

   4. BKBert Kreischer24:42

      I've never had an abortion.

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:44

      Imagine showing that to a kid and thinking that's the right way to handle it. Yeah. Like, before their parents get to talk to them about it. Like, you don't... Like, do they, do you have to sign a waiver?

   6. GUGuest24:53

      You just traumatized the shit out of them.

   7. BKBert Kreischer24:53

      No. No. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?

   8. JRJoe Rogan24:54

      Sign a waiver.

   9. BKBert Kreischer24:55

      I gotta be honest with you, I, I mean, I, I, I could call someone and find out exactly. I wanna say it was ninth grade. And I wanna say they played it in English class. (laughs)

   10. GUGuest25:07

       Rough.

   11. BKBert Kreischer25:07

       Like, I don't even think it was religion, I think it was English.

   12. GUGuest25:08

       That was a, that was a hungover teacher who was like, "Uh, what am I allowed to put? I don't feel like it today."

   13. JRJoe Rogan25:12

       Yeah. (laughs)

   14. GUGuest25:12

       "What's on the list I'm allowed?"

   15. JRJoe Rogan25:13

       I want them to shut the fuck up. (laughs)

   16. BKBert Kreischer25:14

       My buddy, my buddy-

   17. JRJoe Rogan25:14

       But there's also teachers that feel like they have to explain things to kids, if the kids aren't learning from their parents.

   18. GUGuest25:20

       True.

   19. JRJoe Rogan25:20

       And there's a good argument on both sides of that, right?

   20. BKBert Kreischer25:22

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan25:23

       There's a good argument like, "Hey, I don't want you teaching my kid something that I don't wanna teach him." And then the other, the other argument is, "You know what? Maybe it's the job of the educator to expose your kid to ideas that maybe you, they won't get at home."

   22. BKBert Kreischer25:33

       Yeah, I don't wanna teach them math so you do it.

   23. GUGuest25:34

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan25:34

       But it's like, at what point in time does he cross that line?

   25. GUGuest25:37

       It's a valid discussion.

   26. JRJoe Rogan25:37

       The line is... Yeah, it's a valid discussion.

   27. BKBert Kreischer25:39

       Yeah.

   28. GUGuest25:39

       It came up recently a lot and it made me really think about it. When they're like, "I don't want my kids learning that." All that whatever stuff. And it was like, oh yeah, I guess you should have the right.

   29. JRJoe Rogan25:47

       You kinda should, but also, maybe not. You know, the, the problem is like, like, exposing people to only one narrow band of ideas, that doesn't seem fair to a kid either.

   30. BKBert Kreischer25:57

       Yeah.
8. 35:35 – 39:17

   When tough guys pick the wrong fight: Leon Edwards and Bas Rutten stories

   1. TSTom Segura35:35

      You have my favorite line about somebody almost getting punched, which is some- I won't give away who.

   2. JRJoe Rogan35:40

      Yeah, don't give that away.

   3. TSTom Segura35:41

      But that somebody was mouthy to somebody you were with who's a fighter.

   4. JRJoe Rogan35:47

      (laughs)

   5. TSTom Segura35:47

      And that, and like, uh, like, somebody's talking shit to, like, a UFC fighter that Joe's with. And then Joe's like, "Look, man. I know you've made a lot of mistakes in your life, but you're about to make a critical one."

   6. NANarrator35:55

      Uh-huh.

   7. TSTom Segura35:56

      "Because this fucking UFC..." I mean, if you talk shit to somebody like that, who gets upset?

   8. JRJoe Rogan35:59

      Let me just tell you what it is.

   9. TSTom Segura36:00

      That's your worst-

   10. JRJoe Rogan36:00

       It was Leon Edwards.

   11. NANarrator36:02

       Wow.

   12. TSTom Segura36:03

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan36:03

       (laughs) Some guy was talking shit-

   14. NANarrator36:04

       Just talking shit.

   15. JRJoe Rogan36:05

       ... to Leon Edwards. And, um, I said, "You are making a critical mistake."

   16. TSTom Segura36:10

       (laughs)

   17. NANarrator36:10

       (laughs)

   18. TSTom Segura36:10

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan36:10

       (laughs)

   20. NANarrator36:11

       You don't have all the information.

   21. TSTom Segura36:12

       Yeah, yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan36:12

       And I go, "Let me just, let me just step in right here."

   23. TSTom Segura36:14

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan36:14

       "First of all, you're out of line and you, you're being a shithead to him for no fucking reason. And you're picking the wrong-"

   25. TSTom Segura36:20

       The wrong guy, dude.

   26. JRJoe Rogan36:22

       "... dude." I'm like, "That is one of the best fighters on planet Earth, so shut-"

   27. NANarrator36:26

       You know the Bas Rutten story?

   28. JRJoe Rogan36:27

       The fuck...Yeah, that's-

   29. GUGuest36:29

       The Bas Rutten story with, from Miami Dolphin?

   30. JRJoe Rogan36:31

       No.
9. 39:17 – 41:15

   Bathroom takedown video breakdown: jiu-jitsu changes the bully game

   1. GUGuest39:17

      Well, like, a, a more amateur version of it was that thing caught on video where that football player, I think it was in Oklahoma somewhere, was in that bathroom.

   2. Oh, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan39:25

      What?

   4. GUGuest39:25

      You know, and he, him, him and a guy who clearly you see the ears on this dude. And you're like, "This guy's ripped."

   5. Oh, that's a sign that they didn't know back then. They didn't look for it.

   6. Uh-uh.

   7. JRJoe Rogan39:33

      Oh, dude.

   8. GUGuest39:33

      What is it?

   9. Oh, you've seen it. You have to have seen it.

   10. You've seen it?

   11. Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan39:35

       What is it?

   13. GUGuest39:36

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan39:36

       What is it?

   15. GUGuest39:37

       Uh.

   16. JRJoe Rogan39:37

       It's a, it's a-

   17. GUGuest39:38

       Jamie's already cracked this one up.

   18. NANarrator39:39

       We played it.

   19. GUGuest39:39

       Yeah, you've played it. You have to have.

   20. JRJoe Rogan39:40

       Which one is it?

   21. GUGuest39:41

       I wanna see it so bad.

   22. It's in a bathroom.

   23. JRJoe Rogan39:43

       What happened?

   24. GUGuest39:44

       Uh, it's a OU football player and what happens is... Oh.

   25. NANarrator39:49

       No, it's there.

   26. GUGuest39:50

       Oh, it's there?

   27. NANarrator39:50

       Yeah.

   28. GUGuest39:51

       Was it really?

   29. You'll see it right here.

   30. And they're talking shit.
10. 41:15 – 48:19

    Hard Rock hallway incident: Tate Fletcher omoplata-to-choke story

    1. GUGuest41:15

       What about the hotel room? The hotel hallway?

    2. That's my favorite story ever.

    3. JRJoe Rogan41:18

       Oh, the Tate story?

    4. GUGuest41:19

       That's my favorite story ever.

    5. Yeah.

    6. JRJoe Rogan41:20

       That guy was such a fucking idiot.

    7. GUGuest41:21

       Don't worry, he's been practicing on the omoplatas. He's gonna do one and then choke him out.

    8. JRJoe Rogan41:25

       Yeah.

    9. GUGuest41:25

       (laughs) What is it?

    10. JRJoe Rogan41:25

        So we're, we're at this, uh, Hard Rock Hotel, and, uh, it's Tate, me, and Eddie Bravo.

    11. GUGuest41:32

        Oh, boy.

    12. JRJoe Rogan41:32

        And there's this really big dude, and this really big dude is, uh, in the hallway. And he's like 6'6", big fucking athlete. You know, like, obviously everyone's scared of him.

    13. GUGuest41:43

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan41:43

        And, you know, Tate's a big guy himself. Tate fo- fought on The Ultimate Fighter. Like, Tate's a legit Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.

    15. GUGuest41:49

        Yeah.

    16. Mm-hmm.

    17. JRJoe Rogan41:50

        So Tate's trying to get into his room and his key's not working, like something's wrong. I forget what it was. No, Tate went inside. That's right. And then the guy-

    18. GUGuest41:56

        Your room, yep, your rooms are connecting.

    19. JRJoe Rogan41:57

        Our rooms are connected. So, so Tate goes to the room, and then the guy is trying to use his key on Tate's door. And he's saying, "You're in my fucking room." And Tate's like, "No, man, I'm pretty sure it's my room. Look, key works."

    20. GUGuest42:09

        Calm.

    21. Tate's sober at the time.

    22. JRJoe Rogan42:12

        And he's like... Yeah, Tate's totally sober.

    23. GUGuest42:13

        He's always sober.

    24. JRJoe Rogan42:13

        And the guy's like, "No, fuck you, man. You're in my room." Tate's like, "I don't know what to tell you, this is my room. See you, bye." And he shuts the door. And so our rooms are connected, we have the door open, and the- there, this guy's pounding on the door. And we're like, "Fuck." And so we, all three of us go out in the hallway with Tate. So it's me and Eddie Bravo and Tate, and this big fucking guy and his two dopey friends. And his two dopey friends don't know what to do, and this guy's gigantic.... and, uh, and he says something like, "I'll fuck you up." And this and that. I go, "Dude." I go, "You're making a fucking tremendous mistake here."

    25. GUGuest42:45

        (laughs)

    26. BKBert Kreischer42:46

        (laughs)

    27. JRJoe Rogan42:46

        And we, we just step back, and, and then he tries to get out of it. And then Eddie's like, "Man, you said, you said you were gonna do something. Fucking do something."

    28. GUGuest42:54

        (laughs) Joe Baker.

    29. JRJoe Rogan42:55

        Eddie literally-

    30. GUGuest42:56

        Good job, Eddie.
11. 48:19 – 55:14

    Old-school JRE memories: early chaos, Redban, and Ari’s salvia ‘six-month life’

    1. JRJoe Rogan48:19

       Can I tell you that, to this day, Anthony Bourdain asked for a beer once on the first show we did? And I didn't realize that that's what he was asking for, 'cause in the middle of talking to him, and I regret it.

    2. GUGuest48:27

       What do you mean?

    3. JRJoe Rogan48:28

       'Cause I re- I realized it later. It bothers me that much.

    4. GUGuest48:30

       Wait, what do you mean?

    5. BKBert Kreischer48:30

       He's sick and having a beer?

    6. JRJoe Rogan48:31

       It's like looking at this beer, this beer is empty.

    7. BKBert Kreischer48:32

       Oh, no.

    8. JRJoe Rogan48:32

       And I didn't get him another beer.

    9. GUGuest48:33

       Oh.

    10. BKBert Kreischer48:34

        Oh.

    11. GUGuest48:34

        Fuck.

    12. BKBert Kreischer48:34

        Oh.

    13. JRJoe Rogan48:36

        Oh. It still bothers me.

    14. GUGuest48:37

        Sorry, buddy.

    15. JRJoe Rogan48:38

        It still bothers me.

    16. GUGuest48:38

        We-

    17. JRJoe Rogan48:39

        Isn't that weird?

    18. GUGuest48:39

        Yeah, I know.

    19. JRJoe Rogan48:40

        How weird shit like that-

    20. BKBert Kreischer48:41

        Yeah, yeah. Sticks with you forever.

    21. JRJoe Rogan48:42

        Like, I should've got him a beer, but I was in the middle of talking.

    22. BKBert Kreischer48:44

        Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan48:44

        And I was like, "Is that what he wants? Oh my, he did want a beer. Is it too late?"

    24. BKBert Kreischer48:47

        He's just like, yeah, yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan48:47

        "What do I do now?"

    26. BKBert Kreischer48:48

        What do I do now?

    27. JRJoe Rogan48:48

        I didn't ... I was too high. That was back in the day when we would do the, um, the volcano.... and, uh, I don't rec-

    28. GUGuest48:54

        Volcano days.

    29. JRJoe Rogan48:55

        I don't recommend that.

    30. GUGuest48:55

        Yeah.
12. 55:14 – 1:04:19

    Joey Diaz drug stories and friendship loyalty after the ‘molly incident’

    1. BKBert Kreischer55:14

       Joey D, Joey Diaz would get... I remember we found out Dan Murr passed away on the podcast.

    2. GUGuest55:19

       Oh, no.

    3. That was-

    4. BKBert Kreischer55:20

       And Joey goes... Joey's eyes fuckin' goes- (laughs)

    5. NANarrator55:24

       You gotta, you gotta say who that is first.

    6. GUGuest55:25

       He o- he owned a comedy club. He was a crazy drug addict tyrant.

    7. But we just found out he died.

    8. BKBert Kreischer55:31

       Well, you said he was a tyrant because he didn't want you on stage that one time.

    9. NANarrator55:34

       It was me and you. It was me and you. It was you. (laughs)

    10. BKBert Kreischer55:35

        And he goes, he goes, uh, "Goddammit. Life's short. That guy was a piece of shit."

    11. NANarrator55:41

        (laughs)

    12. BKBert Kreischer55:42

        "God bless him. God bless him. God bless him."

    13. NANarrator55:44

        God bless him. (laughs)

    14. GUGuest55:44

        (laughs)

    15. NANarrator55:44

        "A real garbage motherfucker." (laughs)

    16. GUGuest55:46

        "God bless his soul."

    17. BKBert Kreischer55:47

        He goes like, he's like, "Uh-

    18. NANarrator55:47

        (gasps) (laughs)

    19. BKBert Kreischer55:48

        ... "Yeah, he's gone. He's gone." He goes, "You know, he was a real creepy guy."

    20. NANarrator55:53

        "He was a real creepy guy."

    21. BKBert Kreischer55:54

        "Rest in peace."

    22. NANarrator55:54

        "Rest in peace, Dan Murr." (laughs) "Wherever you are, I'm sure it's not a good place."

    23. BKBert Kreischer55:58

        Yeah. Yeah, this is it.

    24. NANarrator55:59

        Ah. (laughs)

    25. GUGuest56:01

        He wouldn't give you your check. He'd be like, "Where are you guys going out tonight?" "I'll give it to you there."

    26. NANarrator56:04

        "This, uh, he fucking did a lot of creepy things." (laughs) "Rest in peace." (laughs)

    27. BKBert Kreischer56:11

        (laughs)

    28. NANarrator56:12

        He slaps him.

    29. BKBert Kreischer56:12

        Cut the man's tongue.

    30. NANarrator56:13

        (laughs)

Episode duration: 3:14:43