Joe Rogan Experience #1892 - Sober October 4 Recap

Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer are stand-up comics and podcast hosts. Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" podcast. His new special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now on YouTube. Together, Tom and Bert are the co-hosts of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast. Tom also co-hosts a podcast with his wife and fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky, "Your Mom's House," as well as his own Spanish language podcast: "Tom Segura en Español." His new book, "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays," is available now. Bert hosts his own podcast, "The Bertcast," and can be seen starring on TBS's "The Go-Big Show," and the YouTube cooking program "Somethings Burning." https://www.youtube.com/c/arishaffir www.tomsegura.com www.bertbertbert.com

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Jun 27, 20243h 14mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. NANarrator
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (metal music)
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (metal music)
4. BKBert Kreischer
  I'm really excited. I'm really excited about feeling alcohol.
5. TSTom Segura
  Nice.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  You haven't had any yet?
7. BKBert Kreischer
  I haven't had any.
8. ASAri Shaffir
  No. Really?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  We're up. All right, here it is. Cheers.
10. BKBert Kreischer
  I haven't had any.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Cheers. No alcohol to now.
12. ASAri Shaffir
  God.
13. BKBert Kreischer
  31 days.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Gentlemen, we fucking did it. (glasses clinking) .
15. TSTom Segura
  21 Year Old Glenlivet.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes. To all y'all out there too who did it with us, salute.
17. ASAri Shaffir
  Cheers. Cheers.
18. BKBert Kreischer
  Oh, baby. Let's see what you're really like.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Ooh, that's good scotch.
20. BKBert Kreischer
  Mm.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  That's 21 Year Old Glenlivet.
22. TSTom Segura
  Very nice.
23. BKBert Kreischer
  Damn.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Very nice.
25. ASAri Shaffir
  Very, very nice.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Like the gentleman over here with cigars.
27. ASAri Shaffir
  21 years.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  That old whiskey.
29. TSTom Segura
  We all got new shirts. It's a fucking great day.
30. ASAri Shaffir
  (laughs)
15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Like-
2. BKBert Kreischer
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... where are the parts coming from? Right, right, right. Like, Origen is a company that I work with that makes American... It's Jocko's company. They make American-made jeans, American-made- Sure. ... jujitsu gis, American-made boots. But even the American-made boots, everything that you can get is American-made, except one thing you can't get that's from South America.
4. GUGuest
  What is that?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  It's like there's like a part of the sole-
6. GUGuest
  Like a leather thing.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  ... like the, the base where-
8. BKBert Kreischer
  It's gonna be the sole. It's gonna be the one com- the one part that, where it's gonna cost some money. (laughs)
9. GUGuest
  (laughs)
10. JRJoe Rogan
  No, it's not like, the actual sole itself, it's like the middle layer. It's like there's a hard leather middle layer, you know, where the sole-
11. GUGuest
  They're doing their best at least.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  The midsole. Yeah, they're doing the... What's it called, buddy? Midsole. No, but it's not the in- that's the insole. No, that's the insole. It's the, it's whatever- It's a midsole. I don't think they're calling it that, though. It's, it might be that, but it's like, it's a hard... Well, it's like they, they have it on their website. They're very, very transparent about it. Like, there's this one thing, it said, "As soon as we get sources in America, we'll make it 100% American." But their jujitsu gis, their, their clothing- Yeah. ... everything they make, all the stitches, all the people making it, all the cloth, it's manufactured here, it's put together here. That's not common. It's like most of the stuff they're getting from like the cheapest places they can get it, and that's not necessarily America. Yeah, for sure.
13. GUGuest
  Yeah.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  And like every Nike's made basically overseas. Yeah, but that's the-
15. GUGuest
  Yeah.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  ... wouldn't it be... There'd be a fucking great market for a s- a really good sneaker that's 100% made in America. Yeah. Where-
17. GUGuest
  If you said, if you built it that way, yeah.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Absolutely. Hold on, hold on.
19. GUGuest
  You know where Under Armor?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Do you know why they're not doing it? What?
21. BKBert Kreischer
  It's g- it's gonna cost us fucking $25,000 to do it.
22. GUGuest
  But there's a market of people who will pay it.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, yeah, but, but, but people would pay it. If you could... I think if you just made it a little bit more expensive to, to give people a-
24. GUGuest
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  ... a good-
26. GUGuest
  There's a mar- there's a percentage of people that are like, "I'll, I'll spend a little more to say, to have claim to myself that I supported America."
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
28. BKBert Kreischer
  That's true.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Especially if it was made better.
30. BKBert Kreischer
  You gotta do what Elon did.
30:00 – 45:00
They do. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
2. NANarrator
  They do.
3. TSTom Segura
  They all say mean things to each other. They're testing it out.
4. NANarrator
  They don't even know what a pledge is.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, it's also, it's like, it's part of learning how to communicate. It shouldn't be encouraged. It certain sh- l- certainly should be admonished when kids step out of line. But that's how they learn how to talk to each other.
6. NANarrator
  Yeah.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  You know? And I'm not saying this about racism, because racism is 100% learned. But aggression-
8. NANarrator
  Totally.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  ... is a real problem with kids.
10. TSTom Segura
  That's true.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, that's a giant-
12. TSTom Segura
  And you-
13. JRJoe Rogan
  ... problem with kids.
14. NANarrator
  You see it with, like-
15. TSTom Segura
  Yeah.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  They bully each other.
17. NANarrator
  ... little kids.
18. TSTom Segura
  Yeah.
19. NANarrator
  Yeah.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes, they bully each other.
21. NANarrator
  They're, like, the most... Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  They don't understand consequences. And that is a big factor in why so many people are unhappy in life. There's so many people that I've met that be- got fucking bullied in high school. So, they were tortured. They were tortured for years.
23. TSTom Segura
  Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  And that shit scars you.
25. TSTom Segura
  It's terrible.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Even people that become, like, really ultimately successful.
27. TSTom Segura
  Yeah.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  And kids don't know they're doing it while they're doing it. They're doing it because it's a natural fucking primate behavior to kind of do.
29. NANarrator
  They do, and they- ... and they don't realize-
30. TSTom Segura
  They don't know how to regulate their emotions. You see it when they're really small, 'cause my boys fuck each other up, and everybody, and everything all the time.
45:00 – 57:51
Oh. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  the guy and pulled him on top of him-
2. BKBert Kreischer
  Oh.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and then immediately laced his leg over his arm and had this guy face forward fucked on the carpet.
4. GUGuest
  Holy shit. At what point does guy go from "I got him" to "Wait, what's he doing?" To "Oh, fuck."
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, Tate never hurt him. He never hurt him. He never punched him. He didn't beat him up. He didn't do anything to him. He just, just put him to sleep, and then they woke him up, 'cause all it does is it'll, like, shut off your-
6. GUGuest
  Yeah.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  It's like pinching a garden hose. Cuts off the water, brain, brain goes out.
8. GUGuest
  Yeah.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Let it go. The guy's like, "What the fuck?"
10. GUGuest
  Tate is-
11. JRJoe Rogan
  His friends just put him in the elevator.
12. GUGuest
  Took him out.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  And that's ... And they apologized.
14. GUGuest
  Nice.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  "Sorry, my friend's an asshole." They go, "It's all right, brother. Have a nice day."
16. GUGuest
  Tate was the king too.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
18. GUGuest
  At the ol', at the old bomb squad of, like, if somebody went too hard during training, and they were, like, threatening to injure people, just like, "Hey, dude, we're just, we're just rolling here. We're just learning."
19. BKBert Kreischer
  Yeah. "Bring in the giant."
20. GUGuest
  He would go to ... Uh, Eddie would go, "Hey, Tate, roll with this guy now?" And he'd look at him for, like, an extended second. (laughs)
21. BKBert Kreischer
  (laughs)
22. GUGuest
  And Tate was like, "Loud and clear." (laughs)
23. BKBert Kreischer
  Tate is the guy they hire to be the scariest guy in the fucking movie.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
25. BKBert Kreischer
  When they're like, "Yo, we need to get to the point-"
26. GUGuest
  He's got, like, 20 of those movies.
27. BKBert Kreischer
  "... We need to get to the point where, where, where we think that, uh," ... not Wesley Snipes. Who's, uh, looking at Tate?
28. JRJoe Rogan
  There he is. Bro, there's a scene-
29. BKBert Kreischer
  Oh my God. Oh my God.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  ... he's in John Wick.

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