CHAPTERS
Post’s 60-lb weight loss, soda habits, and touring in Texas heat
Joe opens by complimenting Post Malone’s transformation, and Post explains he dropped from ~240 to ~185 mainly by cutting soda and playing lots of shows. They riff on moderation, “reward” drinks, and energy drinks while talking about current Texas tour stops.
Brazil tour memories: guaraná soda, beach culture, and South American crowds
The conversation shifts to Brazil—guaraná, açaí/berries, and memorable beach drinking culture. Post contrasts the joy and unity of South American festival crowds with the odd vibe of corporate gigs.
Corporate shows vs real fans—and a Stone Temple Pilots private-party lesson
Post describes how corporate shows can feel like playing background music to networking. Joe shares a story about Stone Temple Pilots crushing a high-energy set at Dana White’s party despite people not paying attention.
Queens of the Stone Age admiration and the looming question of AI-made music
Post and Joe geek out on distinctive artists like Queens of the Stone Age and what makes songwriting feel ‘smart.’ That leads into anxiety about AI-generated songs becoming indistinguishable, personalized, and even deepfaked.
Fake ads, voice cloning, and the future of authenticity online
They discuss how AI already impersonates public figures in scam advertisements, including Rogan’s voice selling products. Post notes podcasts provide abundant clean audio for cloning, making deception easier and more scalable.
Ancient bones in Alaska to ‘sharks older than trees’—wondering about deep time
Joe tells a story about an Alaskan gold miner with warehouses of mammoth bones and strange finds preserved in permafrost. The talk expands into mind-bending timelines: mammoths vs dinosaurs, and sharks predating trees.
Mushrooms, mycelium, and the ‘stoned ape theory’ of human evolution
From biology curiosities, Joe dives into fungi—mycelium networks and how mushrooms differ from plants. He explains Terence McKenna’s stoned ape theory: psilocybin potentially aiding hunting, bonding, sex, and language during rapid brain expansion.
Ergot, Salem witch trials, and a detour into EGOTs and celebrity talent
Joe connects fungus again—ergot in grain causing LSD-like effects—and how it may relate to Salem hysteria. The tone then pivots into a playful side conversation about EGOTs and performers who can “do everything.”
Leaving LA: city ‘buzz,’ anxiety, and balancing work with actual living
Post asks about Joe’s move to Texas and they compare LA/NY intensity with quieter places like Utah. They explore how crowded cities feel tense and isolating, then broaden into workaholism culture and the need for balance and fun.
Fatherhood, staying childlike, and the problem with over-planned vacations
Post describes how having a baby reframed priorities and made life feel “magical.” They also joke about people who turn vacations into rigid itineraries, circling back to the theme of earning—and taking—rest.
Fishing stories: accidental nurse shark, catch-and-release ethics, and fly-fishing ‘dance’
Post tells a Maldives story about accidentally hooking a nine-foot nurse shark on light tackle. Joe questions the ethics of catch-and-release, then explains why fly fishing is tactile, demanding, and almost like a choreographed craft.
Radio nostalgia and tech shifts: KISS FM, removable stereos, and aging media
They reminisce about how central radio used to be—stations as identity—and how streaming changed everything. The chat becomes a time capsule: CD/cassette transitions, stolen car stereos, and the cultural loss of shared broadcast moments.
Lockpicking rabbit hole: why security products fail and the ‘Lockpick Lawyer’ appeal
Post introduces the Lockpick Lawyer and the oddly soothing, ASMR-like appeal of watching locks defeated quickly. They riff on steering-wheel locks, bump keys, and what ‘locking up’ even meant before modern hardware.
Among Us, Metaverse reality checks, and kids dominating multiplayer worlds
Post explains the ‘Among Us’ phenomenon and how trends get memed into cringe. They pivot into the Metaverse’s underwhelming adoption, odd age verification schemes, and how kids often dominate multiplayer ecosystems due to endless time.
Taxes, influencer migration, and Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz (plus VR boxing workouts)
Joe mentions Puerto Rico tax incentives and why some influencers relocate. They review Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz, speculate on an MMA version, and then drift into VR boxing as a surprisingly real workout—before landing in broader gaming talk.
Diablo addiction, old-school FPS (Quake), and why games can replace ‘real-world’ achievement
Post describes sinking entire days into Diablo, while Joe recalls being a Quake shooter junkie. They watch competitive Quake gameplay and discuss how games deliver achievement loops—sometimes as intense as real-life success.
Bud Light backlash, long-form conversation, and social media ‘likes’ hacking the brain
Over beers, they talk about culture-war outrage and how people chase things to be mad about. Joe defends unfiltered long-form conversation, then they critique engagement mechanics—especially the brain-wiring power of ‘likes’ and removing dislikes.
NPC livestream trend and ‘creepypasta’ myths—attention economics gets weirder
Post introduces TikTok’s NPC streaming trend where creators repeat scripted reactions to donations for hours. They also unpack the ‘Russian Sleep Experiment’ as a fictional creepypasta, touching on how viral narratives spread regardless of truth.
MKUltra, psychedelics, and Post’s depersonalization from a bad joint
Joe explains MKUltra and historical LSD experiments, including dosing soldiers and covert brothel surveillance. Post shares a long-lasting depersonalization feeling after one bad joint, and Joe notes risks of high-dose THC for vulnerable individuals.
Shrooms as therapy: legalization, MAPS research, PTSD trials, and Post’s depression shift
They argue psilocybin should be legal with sensible cautions, and Joe points to MAPS research and MDMA/PTSD trials. Post says mushrooms helped pull him out of deep depression, highlighting how success doesn’t automatically fix mental health.
Parenting privacy and the social-media monetization trap
Post criticizes the rush to post newborns online and the broader trend of monetizing children for content. He explains choosing privacy for his child until they can decide, and Joe agrees that constant sharing turns life into a ‘like’ economy.
Civilizations, Atlantis, Younger Dryas impacts, and Mars mysteries (filters, xenon, nukes?)
They discuss historical cycles of societal rise-and-fall and segue into Atlantis and Younger Dryas impact theories (Hancock/Carlson), including controversy around interpretations. From there, Post raises Mars questions—image processing, xenon/isotopes, and wild speculation about ancient catastrophe.
Cloud weight, monsoons, hailstorms, and nature’s ‘you ain’t shit’ reminder
Joe shares the surprising fact that a typical cloud can weigh over a million pounds, sparking jokes about solidified clouds falling. They watch monsoon and hail footage, using extreme weather as a reminder of nature’s overwhelming power.
Archery deep dive: traditional vs compound, rangefinders, and the ‘mind-cleansing’ focus
After a break, Post asks about archery and Joe explains why traditional bows are feel-based while compound bows are highly calibrated. Joe describes rangefinding, sight tapes, ethical shot distances, and how perfect form creates total mental quiet.
Archery history, HEMA interpretation, and the rise of brutal ‘no rules’ fight content
They touch on fast-archery demonstrations (e.g., Lars Andersen) and how modern enthusiasts reconstruct old techniques like HEMA from historical texts. The conversation then pivots to shocking online fight scenes—no-rules bouts, biting, and debates over what early UFC rules evolved from.
