Joe Rogan Experience #2018 - Post Malone

1. 0:00 – 0:56

   Post’s weight-loss reset: cutting soda, touring routines, and “reward” drinks

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Yo, bro, what's happening, my brother?

   4. PMPost Malone0:14

      I'm hanging out.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Dude, you look fucking great. I told you that when I saw you-

   6. PMPost Malone0:17

      Thank you, sir.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      ... but I wanna tell you that on air. You look fucking great, man.

   8. PMPost Malone0:20

      Thank you, sir.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      You said you lost 60...

   10. PMPost Malone0:21

       Like 6... I was like 240, now I'm like 185.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       That's amazing.

   12. PMPost Malone0:25

       Yes, sir.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       And you did it just by cutting out soda-

   14. PMPost Malone0:28

       Yeah. I don't drink.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       ... and a lot of shows.

   16. PMPost Malone0:30

       Yeah, like shows, soda. Soda's so bad.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       It's so bad. (laughs)

   18. PMPost Malone0:35

       It's so bad. But it's so good. I'll have a soda. I'm a bad boy and I'll have a Monster Energy.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Every now and then.

   20. PMPost Malone0:40

       But Celsius is so good too. Have you had one of those?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Yeah, I have. They're good.

   22. PMPost Malone0:43

       It's so good.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Yeah. The, the key to those things is just every now and then. That's the thing.

   24. PMPost Malone0:49

       Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       You know, every now and then you reward yourself with a Coca-Cola.

   26. PMPost Malone0:52

       Yes, sir.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       You're like, "Ah, this is nice."

   28. PMPost Malone0:53

       Oh, man, and these hot Texas days.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       Mm-hmm.

2. 0:56 – 6:06

   Tour life highs: Texas shows, Brazil memories, and why South American crowds feel different

   1. PMPost Malone0:56

      I've been here, we did Dallas two days yesterday, back-to-back. Yesterday and the night before.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:03

      I'm coming to see you tomorrow night.

   3. PMPost Malone1:04

      Let's go.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:04

      I'm coming to Houston.

   5. PMPost Malone1:05

      Let's go.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:05

      Let's go.

   7. PMPost Malone1:07

      Did we... Did you buy tickets?

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:09

      Yeah.

   9. PMPost Malone1:09

      Aw, Joe, you didn't have to do that.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Ah, man.

   11. PMPost Malone1:12

       'Cause if you said, if you said, "We hooked you up." I would've said, like, "What the hell? I didn't hook you up."

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:16

       (laughs)

   13. PMPost Malone1:16

       But since you said you bought 'em, thank you so much for coming to Rogan.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:19

       You're my pleasure. You're my pleasure. I'm excited.

   15. PMPost Malone1:21

       Me too, man.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:22

       I'm excited, man. I'm excited to see you.

   17. PMPost Malone1:23

       But, yeah, especially out in this heat, dude. Just like, you know what? I had a great show. You know what? I'm feeling a little bit naughty.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:30

       Yeah.

   19. PMPost Malone1:30

       I'm gonna have myself a Coke on ice.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:33

       Yeah.

   21. PMPost Malone1:34

       So good.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:35

       Reward yourself. The problem is when people do it all day, every day.

   23. PMPost Malone1:38

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:39

       That's when it's just... Your body doesn't know what to do with that kinda sugar-

   25. PMPost Malone1:41

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:41

       ... because it's so unnatural. Your body never gets sugar like that in the wild. You get sugar in fruit. You know, when you have like a glass of sugar water, it's just pouring right into your bloodstream. Your body's like, "What the fuck is this?"

   27. PMPost Malone1:55

       I like, I like guaraná.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:57

       Ooh, that's good stuff.

   29. PMPost Malone1:58

       That is crazy stuff.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:59

       Yeah. Yeah.
3. 6:06 – 8:51

   From Stone Temple Pilots to Queens of the Stone Age: musicianship, identity, and AI’s “robot songs”

   1. PMPost Malone6:06

      Another band with Stone, I wa- uh...It's Queens of the Stone Age is who I want to sound like.

   2. JRJoe Rogan6:11

      Oh, those guys are great.

   3. PMPost Malone6:12

      I, I wanna see them so bad.

   4. JRJoe Rogan6:13

      I, I have not seen them live-

   5. PMPost Malone6:14

      Me either.

   6. JRJoe Rogan6:14

      ... but I had Josh on the show. He's awesome.

   7. PMPost Malone6:16

      How was he?

   8. JRJoe Rogan6:17

      Very cool guy.

   9. PMPost Malone6:17

      Yes, sir.

   10. JRJoe Rogan6:18

       Very... Well, we had a good friend in Bourdain.

   11. PMPost Malone6:20

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan6:21

       He, he was good friends with, uh, Bourdain too. He's a fucking interesting dude, though. Very interesting dude. And their music is fucking-

   13. PMPost Malone6:28

       It's so smart.

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:29

       ... so interesting.

   15. PMPost Malone6:30

       It's, yeah, it's so smart, it's-

   16. JRJoe Rogan6:31

       Yeah. It's, it's, it's so distinctive. Like, their music is so distinctive. Like, you hear a song, it sounds like them.

   17. PMPost Malone6:39

       Right, right.

   18. JRJoe Rogan6:39

       You know what I mean?

   19. PMPost Malone6:40

       He's got a voice, man.

   20. JRJoe Rogan6:41

       Oh, yeah.

   21. PMPost Malone6:41

       And he can write a hell of a song.

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:43

       Hell of a song.

   23. PMPost Malone6:44

       Yeah. It's just, I don't know. Like, some of the stuff they do, I'm like, "How do you even think of that?"

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:48

       Right.

   25. PMPost Malone6:49

       There's so many artists like that. But I'm like, in that setting, and then that first record with, with Dave, like, just-

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:57

       Yeah.

   27. PMPost Malone6:57

       ... banging on. Dude, I was... Oh my God, it's so, it's so good.

   28. JRJoe Rogan7:01

       Yeah, it's so good. Well, we're in an amazing time for art. For both music and a lot of other things too. There's just so much good shit out there now.

   29. PMPost Malone7:10

       That's true. But I figured, you know, that the way things are moving, I got like four, five months before people like the robot songs more than-

   30. JRJoe Rogan7:19

       (laughs)
4. 8:51 – 13:15

   Gold mines and ancient bone warehouses: the Alaska “Boneyard” rabbit hole

   1. JRJoe Rogan8:51

      Yeah. Um, I have a friend who lives up in Alaska, and he owns a gold mine. Have you ever seen, uh, The Boneyard, um, uh, Instagram page?

   2. PMPost Malone9:00

      No, sir.

   3. JRJoe Rogan9:01

      It's insane. He's got this area in Alaska that apparently there was a mass die-off there that probably had something to do with a comet impact, somewhere around the Younger Dryas period.

   4. PMPost Malone9:11

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan9:11

      And there's tons of woolly mammoth bones there.

   6. PMPost Malone9:15

      That's crazy.

   7. JRJoe Rogan9:15

      He has warehouses filled with them.

   8. PMPost Malone9:17

      That's good.

   9. JRJoe Rogan9:17

      And it's all his land. And he's a gold miner. So it's like... And he's wealthy. He doesn't, and he doesn't give a fuck.

   10. PMPost Malone9:24

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan9:24

       Like, this guy Jon comes on here smoking cigarettes, telling the story of his life, and he's got warehouses full of priceless stone, uh, you know, bones.

   12. PMPost Malone9:35

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan9:35

       These fucking ancient, like, uh, cave bear heads and steppe bisons. He's got just-

   14. PMPost Malone9:42

       Oh, that's just a, that's a junk drawer.

   15. JRJoe Rogan9:43

       This is, this is... So this is no- not... Like, the most valuable shit in the world.

   16. PMPost Malone9:46

       That's crazy.

   17. JRJoe Rogan9:46

       And he's got warehouses filled with it.

   18. PMPost Malone9:48

       What is it... Was that an ariak?

   19. JRJoe Rogan9:50

       I don't know. What the fuck that is.

   20. PMPost Malone9:51

       It's, it's like a horned stem...

   21. JRJoe Rogan9:54

       What is that? He's got teeth and horns, and they, they found, uh, certain cats.

   22. PMPost Malone9:58

       Ooh, what is that? Is that a...

   23. JRJoe Rogan9:59

       They don't know what that is yet.

   24. PMPost Malone10:01

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan10:01

       They found that. It's mummified. It's a tiny little mummified creature.

   26. PMPost Malone10:04

       Oh, that's one of them Alaskan, uh, chupacabras.

   27. JRJoe Rogan10:07

       Bah.

   28. PMPost Malone10:07

       Yeah. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan10:08

       Yeah, they have to, they have to get that examined.

   30. PMPost Malone10:10

       Yeah.
5. 13:15 – 17:37

   Sharks older than trees, mushroom “intentions,” and the Stoned Ape theory

   1. JRJoe Rogan13:15

      I don't think they grow towards humans, but one of the th- have you ever heard of the stoned ape theory?

   2. PMPost Malone13:21

      No, sir.

   3. JRJoe Rogan13:21

      (laughs)

   4. PMPost Malone13:22

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan13:23

      The stoned ape theory is there's, there's this guy who's this, um, he was an ethnobotanist and, uh, uh, like a psychedelic guru.

   6. PMPost Malone13:30

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan13:30

      His name was Terence McKenna. And Terence McKenna had this theory, and it coincides with the, uh, there's a lot of interesting things about it, but it's about the doubling of the human brain size. Apparently, the doubling of the human brain size is the biggest mystery in the entire fossil record.

   8. PMPost Malone13:47

      (clears throat)

   9. JRJoe Rogan13:47

      'Cause it, 'cause it happened fairly quickly. It happened over a period of, like, two million years.

   10. PMPost Malone13:51

       I missed that boat.

   11. JRJoe Rogan13:52

       Yeah.

   12. PMPost Malone13:52

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan13:53

       I don't think you did, dude. I don't think you did.

   14. PMPost Malone13:55

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan13:55

       You're smart as fuck.

   16. PMPost Malone13:56

       Thank you, sir.

   17. JRJoe Rogan13:56

       Shut the fuck up.

   18. PMPost Malone13:57

       Thank you, sir. (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan13:58

       But this, this time period was when lower h- so what happened was that the rain- climate changed, and the rainforests receded into grasslands. And so, a lot of these hominids came out of the trees, and they started experimenting with different food sources. Oh, there's, like, a whole, uh, video about it. So these, these mushrooms grew on, on cow shit. So they've observed all these different primates flipping over cow patties and eating beetles and grubs on them.

   20. PMPost Malone14:26

       Sure, sure.

   21. JRJoe Rogan14:26

       And they would probably experiment with the mushrooms that grow on them. And his thought was that mushrooms in low doses increase visual acuity, so it makes you a better hunter.

   22. PMPost Malone14:36

       Sure.

   23. JRJoe Rogan14:36

       It emphasizes a sense of community, so it would make you, like, m- have better tribal interactions. That would be- benefit. It makes people horny. That would benefit breeding. And then there's also, like, his brother, Dennis McKenna, he explained it to me, but I'm- I'll fuck it up if I try to re- recall it. But it's essentially that some of the elements that and how psilocybin interacts with your mind, it helps the facilitation of language. And he thinks that all those things coincided with climate change. So as, as these rainforests receded, these lower hominids came out, tried mushrooms, started eating them, and kept eating them for millions of years. And that was a part of the diet. And as they did this, and as they understood what to get and what to eat-

   24. PMPost Malone15:20

       Right.

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       ... they, they looked for it, and they ate it, um, all the time. And it probably gave them a lot of ideas for how to make tools.

   26. PMPost Malone15:27

       Right.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       It probably gave them ideas like how to harness fire. And he thinks it's the source of human evolution.

   28. PMPost Malone15:34

       Shroomies.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       Shrooms.

   30. PMPost Malone15:35

       That's amazing.
6. 17:37 – 26:24

   Ergot, Salem, and the weird side-quests: EGOTs, Wolverine Oscars, and talent envy

   1. JRJoe Rogan17:37

      Well, you know, they used to accidentally get high, because they would get, uh, ergot would poison their wheat and their barley.

   2. PMPost Malone17:44

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan17:44

      So it's like a, a certain fungus-

   4. PMPost Malone17:46

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan17:46

      ... that grows on wheat, and it gives you an LSD-like effect. And they think that that might have been the source of the Salem witch, witch trials.

   6. PMPost Malone17:55

      Wow.

   7. JRJoe Rogan17:56

      Because at the time where this was taking place, they had apparently had a late frost. And when they have a late fro- or an early frost rather, and apparently when they have an early frost, it makes these plants more subject to ergot poisoning. And then they did some samples on, some soil samples, and they did find ergot.

   8. PMPost Malone18:14

      Did-

   9. JRJoe Rogan18:14

      I think they might have even, like, tested some things and found ergot in them. But they, so what they think was happening was these people were getting bad wheat that had ergot poisoning. And so a lot of them would die 'cause like, there, there was a big one, a big breakout of ergot poisoning in France.... a few years back. Not a few years back, quite a while back. But it was the same kinda thing, like a bunch of people died-

   10. PMPost Malone18:34

       That's crazy.

   11. JRJoe Rogan18:34

       ... from, from Ergot, and other people were just tripping balls.

   12. PMPost Malone18:38

       I was gonna make an Ergot joke, but-

   13. JRJoe Rogan18:39

       Dang it.

   14. PMPost Malone18:40

       ... I was gonna say, didn't Hugh Jackman win an Ergot?

   15. JRJoe Rogan18:42

       (laughs)

   16. PMPost Malone18:45

       (laughs) Uh, does he have an EGOT though? Sorry to go off-topic completely.

   17. JRJoe Rogan18:49

       What is an EGOT? It's like a- It's some kind of a-

   18. PMPost Malone18:51

       It's like an Emmy-

   19. JRJoe Rogan18:52

       It's some kind of a-

   20. PMPost Malone18:52

       ... Grammy, uh, Oscar, and Tony, I think is what it is.

   21. JRJoe Rogan18:56

       Oh, that's what it is. Right. Yeah, he's probably got all those right.

   22. PMPost Malone18:59

       He's so talented.

   23. JRJoe Rogan19:00

       Yeah, that guy can do everything.

   24. PMPost Malone19:01

       He's missing an Oscar for that. Oh, come on, Hugh.

   25. JRJoe Rogan19:03

       How does he not have an Oscar for Wolverine?

   26. PMPost Malone19:04

       I know. What the fuck?

   27. JRJoe Rogan19:05

       What are they, communists? The fuck's going on?

   28. PMPost Malone19:08

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan19:08

       That guy's awesome.

   30. PMPost Malone19:09

       He's amazing. He was jacked, man.
7. 26:24 – 35:23

   Why Austin/Texas feels better than LA: noise, crowd energy, and finding balance (plus dad life)

   1. PMPost Malone26:24

      You, you been eating, ah, Terry Blacks?

   2. JRJoe Rogan26:26

      Oh, yes.

   3. PMPost Malone26:27

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan26:27

      Yeah. We get it delivered to the club a lot too. They're amazing. It's just like, you can't have bad barbecue and survive out here.

   5. PMPost Malone26:35

      I would... I'm interested about the move. Have you had, like, like, you found your... Like, this place is amazing.

   6. JRJoe Rogan26:42

      Thank you.

   7. PMPost Malone26:43

      But the move here... 'Cause last time I was on, we were talking. It's been three years.

   8. JRJoe Rogan26:48

      Mm-hmm.

   9. PMPost Malone26:48

      And that was right before you moved, you said.

   10. JRJoe Rogan26:51

       Yeah.

   11. PMPost Malone26:51

       And I don't know. I love... Whenever I moved here, it was amazing. Like, the food fucking just blew me away.

   12. JRJoe Rogan26:57

       Food's incredible.

   13. PMPost Malone26:58

       Like...

   14. JRJoe Rogan26:58

       The people are so cool. It's just great being out of LA.

   15. PMPost Malone27:01

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan27:02

       LA... Look, there's a lot of cool people in LA. I loved it. I lived there for a long time. But it's so tense. There's so many people. And I don't think people are supposed to live that jammed up like that.

   17. PMPost Malone27:11

       Hm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan27:12

       I just don't think it's good for you. I g- gen- I mean, maybe it's different for other people. Maybe they like that feeling, and I have friends that live in New York City. They fucking love the beep, beep.

   19. PMPost Malone27:20

       Sure.

   20. JRJoe Rogan27:20

       Fuck you. They love it.

   21. PMPost Malone27:22

       Awesome.

   22. JRJoe Rogan27:22

       They love it. They, they love that crime is up, 'cause people are maniacs. They feel like they're real. They feel like it's dangerous.

   23. PMPost Malone27:28

       Sure.

   24. JRJoe Rogan27:28

       They're out there in the street.

   25. PMPost Malone27:29

       Sure.

   26. JRJoe Rogan27:30

       But me? I like to be... I like to relax.

   27. PMPost Malone27:34

       Me too.

   28. JRJoe Rogan27:35

       Yeah.

   29. PMPost Malone27:35

       I mean, that's like... I, I... Being on tour too and being in the hotels, like, and going to... Um, 'cause I lived in LA for, like, five years, and... But being in, on tour and being in the hotels, like, and... Like, New York and Boston, and it just is so noisy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan27:53

       Mm-hmm.
8. 35:23 – 40:46

   Vacation stress, Maldives shark fishing story, and the ethics of catch-and-release

   1. PMPost Malone35:23

      But back to the vacation. Sorry, I wanted to say something about that too. Have you ever been, I don't know how your family is or how your buddies are, but have you ever been on a vacation, and the people who planned the vacation are super militant about the itinerary?

   2. JRJoe Rogan35:42

      Ugh.

   3. PMPost Malone35:42

      And you can't even vacation.

   4. JRJoe Rogan35:44

      Ugh.

   5. PMPost Malone35:45

      Do you know what I'm talking about?

   6. JRJoe Rogan35:46

      I do know what you're talking about, but fortunately, I haven't experienced one of those.

   7. PMPost Malone35:50

      It is cursed.

   8. JRJoe Rogan35:51

      Because it's like (laughs) -

   9. PMPost Malone35:52

      I've seen it. I've seen people go through it.

   10. JRJoe Rogan35:54

       (laughs)

   11. PMPost Malone35:54

       You're in this, like, beautiful place, and they're like, "All right, guys, so 6:00 AM tomorrow morning."

   12. JRJoe Rogan36:01

       Oh, no.

   13. PMPost Malone36:01

       "You guys are up."

   14. JRJoe Rogan36:02

       We're going kayaking.

   15. PMPost Malone36:02

       It's like, it's like 3:00, and you're all drunk.

   16. JRJoe Rogan36:05

       Yeah.

   17. PMPost Malone36:05

       And everybody's like, "All right, so you're gonna get up at 6:00, right? You're gonna be up at 6:00 AM to-"

   18. JRJoe Rogan36:10

       Oh.

   19. PMPost Malone36:10

       "... to go fucking do something in the sun, and it's the hottest of all time-"

   20. JRJoe Rogan36:14

       (laughs)

   21. PMPost Malone36:15

       "... after three hours of sleep." And I'm like, "Yep, I'll be there."

   22. JRJoe Rogan36:18

       Oh.

   23. PMPost Malone36:18

       And uh, but you don't wanna be-

   24. JRJoe Rogan36:20

       I mean-

   25. PMPost Malone36:20

       ... you don't wanna be mean and be like, "I'm not going." (laughs) And then you also, then you get FOMO.

   26. JRJoe Rogan36:24

       I don't think it's mean. I don't think it's mean. I think it's kinda mean to tell you what to do, especially if you're on vacation.

   27. PMPost Malone36:32

       Yeah. Yeah, Greg.

   28. JRJoe Rogan36:33

       Yeah, Greg.

   29. PMPost Malone36:34

       No, I don't know a Greg.

   30. JRJoe Rogan36:35

       Fuck Greg. (laughs) But maybe it's some cool shit, like, "We're gonna go marlin fishing. We gotta be up at 5:00 AM."
9. 40:46 – 44:25

   Radio as a lost centerpiece: KISS FM memories, legacy media, and old car stereo theft culture

   1. JRJoe Rogan40:46

      Bro, when I was a kid, no one ever would have thought there would be a time where radio wasn't like a centerpiece in everyone's life.

   2. PMPost Malone40:52

      Right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan40:52

      'Cause when I was a kid, like in high school, in the '80s, it was like, "What station do you listen to?"

   4. PMPost Malone40:57

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan40:58

      You know, I was a BCN guy.

   6. PMPost Malone40:59

      Sure.

   7. JRJoe Rogan41:00

      The Rock of Boston, you know?

   8. PMPost Malone41:01

      And you got beat up by the, the KTMT's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan41:05

      (laughs)

   10. PMPost Malone41:05

       ... guys. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan41:05

       Well, there was the AAF guys that were a little more hardcore.

   12. PMPost Malone41:08

       Those guys are crazy.

   13. JRJoe Rogan41:09

       Yeah.

   14. PMPost Malone41:09

       I know those fuckers. They're crazy.

   15. JRJoe Rogan41:10

       And then there's the, the KISS FM guys who were into disco.

   16. PMPost Malone41:13

       I love KISS FM.

   17. JRJoe Rogan41:13

       They're into like going out to clubs, you know? (laughs)

   18. PMPost Malone41:16

       When did KISS FM start?

   19. JRJoe Rogan41:18

       (sighs) Well, there's been a lot of KISS FMs, right?

   20. PMPost Malone41:20

       'Cause I... 106.1, K-K-K-K-KISS FM.

   21. JRJoe Rogan41:23

       Where is that one?

   22. PMPost Malone41:24

       Dallas-Fort Worth, yeah. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan41:24

       Dallas, yeah. I think there's a KISS FM all over the country. I don't know if they're affiliate... I don't know what that is. Is that like a f- a fucking chain? I don't know.

   24. PMPost Malone41:32

       Yeah, it's d- I- I just... Is it franchised? (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan41:35

       That's a good question.

   26. PMPost Malone41:35

       Like, how do they get a franchise in place?

   27. JRJoe Rogan41:36

       'Cause there's a whole lot of KISS FMs.

   28. PMPost Malone41:38

       Yeah, I mean-

   29. JRJoe Rogan41:39

       Why does that sound so good? It does sound good. KISS FM.

   30. PMPost Malone41:40

       It sounds so good.
10. 44:25 – 51:57

    Lockpicking rabbit hole, ‘security theater,’ and online culture: Among Us, Metaverse, and taxes

    1. PMPost Malone44:25

       And what happened to, uh... How come no one uses those, uh, steering wheel locks?

    2. JRJoe Rogan44:32

       They don't really work.

    3. PMPost Malone44:33

       They don't?

    4. JRJoe Rogan44:34

       I mean, maybe some of them do. I've seen people break them though. Pretty easy.

    5. PMPost Malone44:37

       Well, you could break... You ever watch the Lockpick Lawyer-

    6. JRJoe Rogan44:40

       No.

    7. PMPost Malone44:40

       ... on YouTube?

    8. JRJoe Rogan44:41

       No.

    9. PMPost Malone44:43

       I don't know anything about lock picking. I wanna learn. It seems like a, just a cool thing to learn playing video games and stuff, and I'm like, "I wanna lock pick shit." That sounds so-

    10. JRJoe Rogan44:52

        Very, very James Bond.

    11. PMPost Malone44:53

        It's badass. Very, uh, t- uh, Splinter Cell.

    12. JRJoe Rogan44:57

        Yeah, it's cool if you have a little lock pick tool in your box.

    13. PMPost Malone45:01

        That's fucking... That's badass. And, but to be able to pull that out is pretty cool.

    14. JRJoe Rogan45:05

        Yeah.

    15. PMPost Malone45:05

        But the Lockpick Lawyer, he can get into, like, anything. Yeah, this is... Dude, it's so cool, man. This... See, this is the, this is the Lexic- Lexus, uh, RX300. I love this lock. Um-

    16. JRJoe Rogan45:19

        You know locks?

    17. PMPost Malone45:20

        No, sir.

    18. JRJoe Rogan45:21

        (laughs)

    19. PMPost Malone45:21

        But as you, uh, but as you see here with this, uh-

    20. JRJoe Rogan45:24

        Oh, the little things it's got?

    21. PMPost Malone45:24

        ... with this toy 48, with the toy 48.

    22. JRJoe Rogan45:27

        Oh.

    23. PMPost Malone45:27

        Man, he'll get in here so quick.

    24. JRJoe Rogan45:29

        Oh, my God, he can get in anywhere with these things.

    25. PMPost Malone45:31

        And that's my favorite lock, so...

    26. JRJoe Rogan45:33

        This is crazy. Look how he's doing this.

    27. PMPost Malone45:35

        (laughs) That's your favorite lock?

    28. JRJoe Rogan45:37

        Look how he's doing this. This is nuts.

    29. PMPost Malone45:39

        So they'll make... They'll do, like, challenges for him, and he'll just get in there no problem. It is so... And I never was interested, but this shit is like... it's like ASMR. It is so fun to watch. And I'll just watch this all night. Um-

    30. JRJoe Rogan45:55

        This is wild how he's doing this-
11. 51:57 – 1:00:05

    Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz, combat-sports endurance, and VR boxing to gaming addiction (Diablo/Quake)

    1. PMPost Malone51:57

       Did you watch the fight?

    2. JRJoe Rogan51:59

       I did.

    3. PMPost Malone51:59

       What do you think?

    4. JRJoe Rogan51:59

       It was a good fight. Jake did a great job.

    5. PMPost Malone52:02

       He's-

    6. JRJoe Rogan52:03

       He's very talented.

    7. PMPost Malone52:04

       He's big.

    8. JRJoe Rogan52:05

       Yeah, he's a big fella.

    9. PMPost Malone52:06

       Yeah.

    10. JRJoe Rogan52:06

        He's a big fella, and you know, Nate is, uh, definitely smaller than him, definitely doesn't hit as hard as him. Um, and Jake has a lot more experience in professional boxing now, for sure. But he's legit.

    11. PMPost Malone52:17

        I, I, I, he-

    12. JRJoe Rogan52:17

        He's a legit fighter.

    13. PMPost Malone52:18

        I mean, yeah, he looks, he looks good. I mean, Nate, I just love watching Nate fight.

    14. JRJoe Rogan52:23

        He's an animal.

    15. PMPost Malone52:24

        He, he is amazing. He is like one of my favorites to watch. And I was super pumped to... It came on after the show in Dallas the first night, like two nights ago.

    16. JRJoe Rogan52:33

        They're talking about having an MMA fight, which would be a way different fight.

    17. PMPost Malone52:36

        I want that fight.

    18. JRJoe Rogan52:37

        Yeah.

    19. PMPost Malone52:37

        I want that fight.

    20. JRJoe Rogan52:39

        That's a way different fight. That's a way different fight.

    21. PMPost Malone52:40

        I feel like, and I've never been in a combat sport before, but-

    22. JRJoe Rogan52:44

        Mm-hmm.

    23. PMPost Malone52:45

        ... like I, it's so, it, it changes everything.

    24. JRJoe Rogan52:49

        Changes everything.

    25. PMPost Malone52:50

        Like you see Nate kinda getting up against the rope because he wants the, the chain there.

    26. JRJoe Rogan52:57

        Mm-hmm.

    27. PMPost Malone52:57

        You know?

    28. JRJoe Rogan52:58

        Right.

    29. PMPost Malone52:58

        Like 'cause I s- he's getting up against the rope, and I'm like, "Oh, in MMA or UFC or whatever, you can get up against..."

    30. JRJoe Rogan53:05

        You'd tie him up.
12. 1:00:05 – 1:12:45

    Bud Light backlash, long-form conversation as an antidote, and social media’s brain-hijack

    1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

       I make it, force it. Just force it. Give me one of them Bud Lights. Fuck it.

    2. PMPost Malone1:00:11

       Fuck it. Got it. Let's go.

    3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

       They're cold too.

    4. PMPost Malone1:00:13

       We've been drinking Bud Light consistently on this show. Yeah? I'm sure the comments are afire- (laughs) ... with those, those folks that like to get riled up about stupid shit.

    5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       Well, that's what I said, you know. I, I... Before the show, I was like, just back to the conversation we were just having. There's not a lot of comfort in the modern world, man. And I've been drinking this forever.

    6. PMPost Malone1:00:38

       Yeah.

    7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       And I don't-

    8. PMPost Malone1:00:39

       Gives you comfort.

    9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       I'm drinking my fucking... I'm gonna... Goddammit, I'm gonna drink a fucking beer, Joe Rogan.

    10. PMPost Malone1:00:44

        Yeah. A Bud Light too.

    11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:46

        I'm gonna drink a fucking Bud Light, and it's yummy.

    12. PMPost Malone1:00:48

        Forget about everybody's outrage.

    13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:50

        (laughs)

    14. PMPost Malone1:00:50

        Settle down, everybody. Relax. They fucked up, so let them off the hook. They fucked up. This one thing, it's not even that big a deal, but when- It's-

    15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

        ... when Kid Rock shoots your fucking beer, it's game over.

    16. PMPost Malone1:01:01

        It was a cool MP5, though.

    17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:04

        (laughs) It was.

    18. PMPost Malone1:01:05

        It was. It was a cool gun.

    19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:06

        When Kid Rock shoots your beer.

    20. PMPost Malone1:01:07

        But that's... I... You don't wanna... You... First off, you gotta buy the beer. And you know how much ammo is nowadays, so it's just like... (laughs)

    21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

        It was an expensive publicity stunt, but I think it was well worth it. Well, if you look at the impact that it did, that's what's crazy. I guess people are just looking for shit to get annoyed with lately.

    22. PMPost Malone1:01:26

        Yeah. I mean, I don't know. It, it's...

    23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:30

        ... it's interesting. And I- I- I- I love watching the show because it's so ... you just talk.

    24. PMPost Malone1:01:40

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:41

        You just talk, and me and, me and my friends, we say, "You know, it's nice because you don't have any judgment, and you listen to, to people talk, and you actually have a conversation, which is really nice."

    26. PMPost Malone1:01:56

        Well, in this age of short attention span, it's, that shit doesn't appeal to everybody. There's a lot of people that aren't interested in that.

    27. JRJoe Rogan1:02:03

        Right.

    28. PMPost Malone1:02:03

        And they're interested in long form conversations. They're interested in reading books. They're interested in just, just listening to music just for the sake of listening to music.

    29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:12

        Right.

    30. PMPost Malone1:02:13

        You know, there's still people like that out there. This idea that everyone's this short attention span dummy, that's crazy. That's not true. There's always going to be people that are interested in things.

Episode duration: 4:41:31