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Joe Rogan Experience #2098 - Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker are stand-up comics and the hosts of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast." Catch Matt's comedy special "At the Speed of Light" on YouTube. Shane's latest special, "Beautiful Dogs," is on Netflix.  www.mattmccusker.com www.shanemgillis.com

Joe RoganhostShane GillisguestMatt McCuskerguestJamie Vernonguest
Jun 27, 20243h 11mWatch on YouTube ↗

CHAPTERS

  1. 0:00 – 3:13

    Bud Light comeback, drinking limits, and Matt’s celiac/gluten issues

    Joe welcomes Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker with Bud Lights and riffs on responsible drinking. Matt explains he can’t do beer right now due to celiac/gluten sensitivity and a bad stomach, sparking stories about tolerance and “turning the corner.”

    • Bud Light as a running bit and cultural “comeback”
    • Matt’s celiac/gluten intolerance and how it affects drinking
    • Shane’s beer-drinking endurance vs. shots ending the night
    • Joe’s “liver focus” and the moment you realize you’ve had too much
  2. 3:13 – 5:17

    Post-fight beers, corner swelling tools, and Tyson vs. Buster Douglas

    The conversation pivots to combat sports sponsorships and whether fighters should crack a beer after a war. They go deep on boxing corners, the enswell tool, and why Tyson’s corner and preparation issues mattered against Buster Douglas.

    • Beer branding in the UFC and post-fight rituals
    • What an enswell is and how corners manage swelling
    • Tyson’s corner problems after Cus D’Amato and Kevin Rooney
    • Tyson–Douglas fight details and the “questionable” count idea
  3. 5:17 – 9:42

    Ref bias, kids’ sports parents, and a dad jumping into a wrestling match

    They debate how subjective officiating can be when refs know fighters and don’t use objective timers. Matt shares reffing kids’ basketball and intentionally “punishing” trash talkers, leading into stories of insane parents—especially in combat sports—and a viral wrestling incident where a dad attacks.

    • Why boxing/MMA counts and refs can be inconsistent
    • Matt’s kids’ basketball reffing and petty revenge calls
    • Parents losing it at youth combat sports vs. other sports
    • Viral clip: dad interferes in a wrestling match; legality and danger
  4. 9:42 – 15:12

    Old-school MMA submissions, vale tudo ‘tighty-whities,’ and getting robbed in Brazil

    Joe nerds out on classic submissions and early MMA aesthetics (Speedos, vale tudo). Matt recounts being robbed on a Brazilian beach at knife/gun point—oddly cordial—and they discuss the favelas, poverty, and how it shapes fighters.

    • Carlos Newton/Pat Miletich and early MMA stories
    • Vale tudo era gear and why everyone wore minimal shorts
    • Matt’s Brazil beach robbery and surreal friendliness of the thieves
    • Rio favelas, ‘City of God,’ and extreme poverty driving violence
  5. 15:12 – 19:40

    Currency jokes, counterfeiting methods, and LA’s bizarre enforcement priorities

    After a detour into travel money (and Matt trying to pay in USD abroad), they discuss counterfeit bills, bleaching notes, and why money stays hard to replicate. This segues into policing inconsistency—why Killer Mike gets arrested in LA while other crimes seem ignored.

    • Australia/USD joke and “fancy” polymer bills
    • Counterfeiting: bleaching real bills and reprinting denominations
    • Secret Service role and counterfeit risk
    • Killer Mike arrest: official report vs. conspiracy speculation
  6. 19:40 – 23:24

    Taylor Swift in the NFL, snow shoveling jobs, and the beauty of snow days

    They riff on celebrity backlash, especially Taylor Swift’s presence at NFL games, and why it annoys fans. The topic shifts to brutal snow shoveling work, blackout mishaps, and nostalgia for snow days as a key childhood experience.

    • Why people resent ultra-famous pop culture figures
    • Swift cutaways during games and ‘heated box’ resentment
    • Snow shoveling: dangerous exhaustion, booze/weed job culture
    • Snow days: silence, vibes, and formative childhood memories
  7. 23:24 – 30:05

    LeMaire’s fall footage, youth wrestling legality, and dads losing control (plus dog park fights)

    Shane pulls up security footage of LeMaire eating it, and they dissect the fall like sports analysts. They return to the youth wrestling clip, confirm the arm-in detail, and broaden it to protective instincts—then jump to dog parks, aggressive dogs, and why people intervene.

    • LeMaire fall video breakdown and ‘nimble’ jokes
    • Revisiting the wrestling dad incident; what was actually happening
    • Parental legacy pressure and competitive irrationality
    • Dog park aggression, why some owners shouldn’t bring certain dogs
  8. 30:05 – 36:57

    Poodles aren’t ‘soft,’ Andrew Tate talk, and Austin cedar fever + vocal strain

    The dog discussion turns into an unexpected poodle fact-check (working water dogs, strong and athletic). Then they riff on cultural masculinity (including Andrew Tate) before Matt’s allergies flare up, leading to Austin’s cedar fever and his prednisone/steroids for losing his voice.

    • Standard poodles as working water dogs; origin and temperament
    • Cultural masculinity jokes and Andrew Tate’s online presence
    • Austin allergies/cedar fever and who gets hit hardest
    • Matt’s vocal fatigue, prednisone use, and advice to see a vocal coach
  9. 36:57 – 52:13

    Karaoke saves marriages, bombing gigs, and the brutal comedy ‘grind’ years

    Matt’s singing habit becomes a springboard into karaoke stories, including performing at the Mothership party and a disastrous private gig where he had to switch from stand-up to singing. Shane and Joe trade early-career horror stories (bachelor parties, brunch shows) and the value of bombing.

    • Why Matt keeps singing (and how it wrecks his voice)
    • Karaoke as relationship glue and as an emergency set-saver
    • Early comedy gigs: no mic, awkward rooms, niche audiences
    • Bombing as feedback vs. bombing as a permanent lifestyle
  10. 52:13 – 59:16

    Clydesdales, Bud Light tours, and the weirdly epic legacy of Prohibition

    The Bud Light thread returns with Shane describing meeting the Clydesdales and the absurd awe (and juvenile focus) they inspire. They connect the brand mythology to Prohibition history, including unintended consequences like organized crime and even NASCAR’s moonshiner roots.

    • Clydesdales: sheer size, care, and brand spectacle
    • Tour stories and Shane calling his dad about ‘meeting horses’
    • Prohibition length and why it was rescinded
    • Mafia growth and NASCAR origins from souped-up moonshiner cars
  11. 59:16 – 1:17:03

    Ozempic hype and horror stories, carnivore diet diarrhea, and food cravings

    They dig into Ozempic’s explosion, possible side effects, and sensational anecdotes (including extreme and comedic claims). This pivots into diet talk—carnivore/keto experiences, ‘astonishing’ diarrhea, and why pizza/lasagna/spaghetti remain irresistible.

    • Ozempic popularity vs. unknown long-term outcomes
    • GI side effects, extreme anecdotes, and risk-benefit confusion
    • Carnivore/keto: initial lethargy, diarrhea phase, and rebound eating
    • Frozen pizza culture, pizza ovens, and the ‘soul food’ argument
  12. 1:17:03 – 1:45:34

    Meta lawsuits, porn age-verification, VPN tangents, and gambling’s rise

    Joe reacts to lawsuits alleging social platforms intentionally addict kids and debates parental responsibility vs. corporate design. The discussion veers into porn age checks by state, VPN use cases, and how modern sports betting went from underground to everywhere—plus old orgs built on gambling.

    • Meta lawsuits: addiction design, minors, and algorithm incentives
    • Responsibility debate: platforms vs. parents vs. ID verification
    • Porn age verification by state; VPN as workaround and privacy tool
    • Sports betting legalization and earlier gambling-driven ventures
  13. 1:45:34 – 1:56:06

    Cults: Osho quotes, Joe’s almost-cult theater purchase, and ‘Holy Hell’ revelations

    They spiral into cult documentaries and gurus, joking about Osho’s blunt critiques. Joe tells the story of nearly buying a theater built by a cult leader (a hypnotist/yoga instructor with a wild past), and they unpack how suggestion, charisma, and community hooks keep people in.

    • Osho/Wild Wild Country and the ‘people are retarded’ clip
    • Joe’s near-purchase of a cult-built Austin theater (Holy Hell)
    • Cult leader backstory: hypnotism, power, and exploitation
    • How ‘transcendent experiences’ can be manufactured by suggestion
  14. 1:56:06 – 2:04:17

    ‘Love Has Won’ and other cult chaos: colloidal silver, turning blue, and cult power dynamics

    Shane and Matt recap ‘Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God,’ focusing on how a new male arrival destabilizes the group and how beliefs spiral into self-destruction. They connect it to colloidal silver turning people blue and the broader absurdity of cult economics and ‘channeling’ celebrities.

    • ‘Love Has Won’ plot beats: hierarchy, ‘Father God,’ and takeover energy
    • Colloidal silver: why it turns skin blue and cult medical delusions
    • Alcoholism, ‘galactics,’ and celebrity channeling as justification
    • How cults become businesses with money roles and incentives
  15. 2:04:17 – 3:00:17

    Politics and institutions: immigration voting claims, party flips on war, and COVID lab-origin framing

    They shift into political realignment—why ‘anti-war’ labels moved and how welfare framing is changing. Immigration becomes a major thread (NYC local voting rules, incentives, public backlash), then they revisit COVID origins and biolab narratives, arguing polarization distorted basic inquiry.

    • Local elections and non-citizen voting distinctions (green cards/DACA)
    • Incentives and backlash around migrant housing/aid vs. local poverty
    • Perceived party flips: warhawk rhetoric and domestic-aid rhetoric
    • COVID origin debate: wet market vs. lab, and how politics shaped certainty
  16. 3:00:17 – 3:11:31

    Nature and animal obsession: bears, honey badgers, koalas, and ‘favorite animal’ debates

    The closing stretch becomes an animal clip marathon—bears in suburbs, koalas attacking kids, and honey badgers refusing to retreat. Joe answers his favorite-animal question with primates and the ‘Bondo/Bili ape’ fascination, then they end with more wildlife awe and survival instincts.

    • Black bears vs. grizzlies: attack motives and risk framing
    • Honey badgers as ‘all fight’ animals; intimidation of bigger predators
    • Koalas, Tasmanian devils, contagious diseases, and ‘drop bear’ meme
    • Joe’s primate obsession and the legendary Congo ‘Bili’ chimp/ape talk

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