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Joe Rogan Experience #2118 - The Black Keys

The Black Keys are guitarist/vocalist Dan Auerbach, and drummer Patrick Carney. Look for their new album "Ohio Players" on April 5, 2024. www.theblackkeys.com

Joe RoganhostDan AuerbachguestPatrick CarneyguestJamie VernonguestGuestguest
Mar 13, 20243h 16mWatch on YouTube ↗

CHAPTERS

  1. 0:00 – 1:45

    Weed laws, state freedoms, and Texas-style rule differences

    The conversation opens with jokes about smoking and the absurdity of cannabis laws, contrasting legalization progress across U.S. states. Joe riffs on how different states allow wildly different things, from exotic animals to looser carry laws.

    • Cannabis prohibition is framed as the “dumbest law,” despite broader acceptance
    • Legalization status by state (23 states mentioned) and the sense it’s inevitable
    • Texas as an example of unusual legal freedoms (zebras, cults, etc.)
    • Constitutional carry (concealed carry without a license) enters the discussion
  2. 1:45 – 6:08

    Guns, first-time range mistakes, and why firearms feel terrifying up close

    They pivot into gun experiences—Dan’s near-disaster at an indoor range and Joe’s observations about how unnerving gunfire is when you’re surrounded by strangers handling lethal weapons. The group mixes humor with genuine safety concerns.

    • Dan’s story: being handed a pistol without instruction and nearly handing it over with a round chambered
    • Joe’s first serious range experience and the psychological impact of constant gunfire
    • Range safety depends heavily on responsible behavior; lack of training is common
    • A dark anecdote about a person committing suicide at a range
  3. 6:08 – 7:21

    Automatic gunfire, Rambo absurdity, and how action movies aged

    A conversation about hearing automatic weapons in neighborhoods leads into a comedic detour on action movies. They compare the exaggerated body counts and tone of modern and classic action franchises.

    • Ring camera audio of automatic gunfire and how normalized violence can sound
    • The late-era Rambo films as cartoonishly over-the-top
    • 80s action tropes and ‘good vs. evil’ storytelling nostalgia
    • Comparing how movies vs. music age over time
  4. 7:21 – 16:45

    Steven Seagal: bad movies, real Aikido roots, and the Gene LeBell legend

    They go deep on Steven Seagal—from hilariously terrible later films to the legitimacy and limitations of Aikido. Joe explains why Aikido fails against non-cooperative opponents and retells the Gene LeBell choke-out story lore.

    • Why Seagal’s late films are funny (chair-fighting, aging ‘special forces’ teams)
    • Aikido origins and why it struggles against wrestlers/grapplers
    • Seagal’s bizarre later-life international politics (Russia/Belarus clips)
    • Gene LeBell story: choking Seagal out and the ‘hit you in the balls’ claim
  5. 16:45 – 23:28

    Unabomber backstory, LSD humiliation studies, and CIA-cult narratives (Manson)

    A Unabomber documentary mention spirals into ethics of historical psychological experiments and how trauma can shape outcomes. Joe then summarizes the book 'Chaos' and its claims about CIA involvement around Manson and cultural manipulation.

    • Unabomber childhood isolation and its potential developmental impact
    • Harvard-era LSD/psychological humiliation experiments and moral shock
    • Suspicion that secret experiments didn’t simply stop—just became hidden
    • ‘Chaos’ thesis: Manson, LSD manipulation, and disrupting antiwar/civil rights movements
  6. 23:28 – 31:23

    Manson’s music studio lore, Guns N’ Roses gig stories, and famous-people encounters

    Dan describes recording in a preserved 1960s time-capsule studio linked to Manson, then they jump to rock-industry stories: GNR covering Manson, opening for Guns N’ Roses, and awkward celebrity interactions. The segment blends music history with backstage reality.

    • Valentine Studios as a preserved ‘1969’ time capsule and Manson recording connections
    • Discussion of who owns/controls rights to notorious artists’ recordings
    • Opening for Guns N’ Roses at the Hollywood Bowl and mismatched set-time expectations
    • Celebrity run-ins: Axl Rose encounter, Flea/Frusciante germophobia, handshake etiquette
  7. 31:23 – 35:47

    Handshakes, Trump’s “pull,” and political media ‘gaslighting’

    The talk turns to social rituals and political optics, including Joe’s story of meeting Trump and the famous handshake pull. They also riff on partisan spin and how media narratives can feel detached from lived reality.

    • Why handshakes work socially (and why lingering becomes uncomfortable)
    • Joe’s story: trying (and failing) to resist Trump’s handshake pull
    • Backlash culture: reactions to being seen shaking a politician’s hand
    • ‘Gaslighting’ critique aimed at political commentary and public messaging
  8. 35:47 – 42:12

    The “Biden cocktail,” Dr. Feelgood, and doctors with bad incentives

    They imagine what substances might prop up public figures’ energy, segueing into historical accounts of presidential drug regimens. The conversation broadens into skepticism about medical culture, pharma incentives, and unhealthy practitioners giving advice.

    • Joking speculation about stimulants, peptides, testosterone, and pre-event dosing
    • JFK/‘Dr. Feelgood’ (Max Jacobson) and celebrity/political medicine lore
    • How easy access to prescriptions can distort incentives and behavior
    • Anecdotes reinforcing the theme: trust, health authority, and hypocrisy
  9. 42:12 – 50:47

    Radiation horror stories, huffing culture, and debunking internet urban legends

    They bounce from grim historical examples (radium girls) to the odd subculture of inhalant abuse and how the internet muddles folklore. It’s a mix of dark history, gallows humor, and myth-busting.

    • Radium girls and the brutality of industrial-era safety failures
    • Fiestaware and uranium glaze rumors; joking about ‘superpowers’
    • Huffing imagery (silver residue) and why that trend faded
    • Urban legends in the internet era: how debunking spreads alongside myths
  10. 50:47 – 1:00:35

    Dan’s “birth year” superpower and the Noel Gallagher songwriting sprint

    Dan demonstrates a knack for guessing birth years, then the conversation pivots sharply to creative process. They describe traveling to London to write with Noel Gallagher, building songs from nothing quickly, and stopping before ‘pushing their luck.’

    • Dan guesses birth years with surprising accuracy (Rogan, Brando, Murray)
    • How Noel Gallagher collaboration happened (agent connection, travel to London)
    • Writing/recording a song within hours; capturing takes fast in a small room
    • ‘On the Game’ phrase origin and the album’s deliberate ‘have fun’ philosophy
  11. 1:00:35 – 1:13:05

    From tiny legendary venues to Phil Hartman’s tragedy and relationship power dynamics

    Stories about historic small venues and rock mythology turn into a heavy account of Phil Hartman’s death and its aftermath. The segment explores how abuse can exist even for successful people and how divorce economics shape decisions.

    • How major artists once played surprisingly small rooms (Whiskey, Felt Forum, etc.)
    • Phil Hartman story details, including Joe’s personal proximity to the aftermath
    • Discussion of partner abuse and why powerful people can still be trapped
    • Divorce settlement anecdotes (Kelly Clarkson, Bezos) and imbalance in relationships
  12. 1:13:05 – 1:18:45

    Acid logistics, bath salts, Haiti ‘Barbecue’ footage, and reality in the AI era

    They trade stories about modern drug availability and why some substances persist on the margins. A disturbing Haiti clip sparks talk about verification, misinformation, and how AI could fabricate convincing horrors—making truth harder to establish.

    • LSD distribution myths (sprays, limited producers) and older ‘paper square’ era
    • Bath salts as legal-workaround stimulants and extreme behavior stories
    • Haiti gang-leader ‘Barbecue’ video discussion and uncertainty about verification
    • AI-generated video as a new epistemic problem: what can be trusted?
  13. 1:18:45 – 1:27:18

    UFOs, Tom DeLonge’s eerie ‘90 days’ prediction, and AI as a weapons risk

    They move into UAP/UFO theories—dimensions vs. space travel—and Dan recounts meeting Tom DeLonge and being rattled by predictions that felt prescient after COVID and AI advances. Joe frames AI’s worst-case scenario as autonomous weapon systems and escalation risk.

    • UFOs as ‘neighboring dimension’ phenomena vs. extraterrestrial travel
    • Dan’s Tom DeLonge story (2019) and the unsettling ‘world changes in 90 days’ claim
    • Joe’s concerns after speaking with Ray Kurzweil: lack of guardrails/regulation
    • AI-controlled weapon systems and the dangers of rapid capability jumps
  14. 1:27:18 – 1:34:34

    Culture swings (psychedelics to hair metal), CIA hip-hop theory, and Memphis tape rap discovery

    Joe links cultural eras to dominant drugs and attention trends, then throws out a provocative CIA/hip-hop conspiracy as an example of modern paranoia. Patrick grounds it in music love—sharing how they discovered rare early-90s Memphis cassette rap and even collaborated with artists like Lil Noid and Juicy J.

    • Theory: cultural ‘vibes’ shift with drug trends across decades
    • A ‘CIA-funded hip hop’ prison-filling conspiracy is mentioned (skeptically)
    • Deep dive into Memphis cassette rap: scarcity, sonic texture, occult themes
    • Reaching Lil Noid, bringing him to the studio, and adding Juicy J’s scratch ideas
  15. 1:34:34 – 1:48:48

    Napster to Spotify, record-store gatekeepers, offensive bowling animations, and PR anxiety

    They reflect on how instant access changed taste-making—no more risky blind buys—and how record stores used to police ‘cool.’ The segment veers into internet-era comedy (Tonetta, fake bowling animations) and the band’s experience with publicists trying to manage appearances.

    • Napster as the irreversible turning point for music distribution
    • Record-store culture: gatekeeping, taste-shaming, and nostalgia for album art
    • Tonetta and the weird brilliance of DIY outsider music on YouTube
    • ‘Offensive bowling animations’ and the reality of PR teams trying to control messaging
  16. 1:48:48 – 3:16:24

    Microplastics, golf-course chemicals, Bill Murray stories, UFO sightings, and a disastrous ‘microdose’

    A wide-ranging final stretch ties together modern chemical exposure fears with personal anecdotes and darkly funny celebrity stories. They discuss toxic fungicides on golf courses, Bill Murray’s energy, old video quality, Dan’s post-9/11 UFO sighting, bunker curiosity, and Dan’s accidental full-dose mushroom trip leading to hotel-alias chaos—ending on cartel evolution and secrecy.

    • PFAS/microplastics anxieties and personal family stories about chemical exposure
    • Golf course fungicide tragedy and broader concerns about everyday toxicants
    • Bill Murray encounters and Dan’s continued birth-year accuracy flex
    • Dan’s UFO sighting story (silent craft) and Wright-Patterson lore; accidental mushroom ‘microdose’ fiasco and hotel alias confusion

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