Joe Rogan Experience #2118 - The Black Keys

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. DADan Auerbach0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) There was a cop guarding our car behind the theater yesterday, and we asked him if it was okay if I smoked one. And he said, "You should probably wait." (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      (laughs)

   5. DADan Auerbach0:22

      (laughs)

   6. PCPatrick Carney0:22

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      "You should probably wait," is a funny thing for a cop to say.

   8. DADan Auerbach0:27

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:27

      (laughs)

   10. PCPatrick Carney0:27

       (laughs) Yeah, it was tricky.

   11. DADan Auerbach0:29

       (laughs) So stupid.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       (inhales deeply)

   13. DADan Auerbach0:34

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       The dumbest of laws.

   15. DADan Auerbach0:35

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Without a doubt, the number one dumbest of laws. There's noth- nothing that's even close to that one. That one's so stupid. While all the shit that is legal-

   17. DADan Auerbach0:45

       (laughs) Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       ... you know?

   19. DADan Auerbach0:46

       It's just a matter of time, I think.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       We can only hope. It's legal in, like, 20 states or something now. Wasn't it like 19 or something, Jimmy?

   21. JVJamie Vernon0:59

       23.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       23. 23 states. Ridiculous. But there's a lot of shit you can do here that you can't do anywhere else. You can have a zebra.

   23. DADan Auerbach1:06

       You can have ... You can have a cult.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:08

       (laughs)

   25. PCPatrick Carney1:09

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       You can have a cult.

   27. DADan Auerbach1:10

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       You ca- ... You could have a zebra.

   29. DADan Auerbach1:12

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       You can, uh, conceal carry with no license.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Wow. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      him to sleep.

   2. DADan Auerbach15:00

      Wow.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      But Gene's a gorilla. I mean, that, that dude's a, he's a tank of a man. You know, even as an old man, some dudes in his neighborhood, uh, were fucking with someone's car, and, uh, he said, "Hey, get the fuck outta here," and they were like, "Fuck you, old man." He's like, "Okay." (laughs)

   4. DADan Auerbach15:17

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      And he just beat the shit out of the three of them. It seemed as like at least two guys. I, I don't remember the, the entire story, but some poor fucking idiot wound up-

   6. DADan Auerbach15:27

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:28

      ... messing with literally the wrong old man.

   8. DADan Auerbach15:30

      The one wrong-

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:31

      Yeah.

   10. DADan Auerbach15:31

       ... old guy to fuck with.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       I hope I didn't fuck that story up. But he's, uh, the guy that choked Seagal out. So, Cho- Seagal was, like, claiming that he couldn't be choked, and his move was when you put the rear naked choke on, he hits you in the balls. And th- the idea that you're gonna do that to Gene LeBell, like, you don't think he's been hit in the balls before?

   12. DADan Auerbach15:49

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Getting hit in the balls sucks, but it, it's, it doesn't, like, knock you out. It just sucks. Like, you can't-

   14. GUGuest15:56

       It makes your grip even harder around the neck.

   15. DADan Auerbach15:59

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       And you, you also have, like, a three-second window before it really sucks.

   17. DADan Auerbach16:03

       (laughs) Geez.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       You know? Like, the delayed reaction of getting kicked in the balls? You know, there's, there's that weird moment where you get hit. You're like, "Oh, no, here it comes. Ah!" And by that time, Gene's already put you to sleep.

   19. GUGuest16:16

       I never got fully kicked there.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:18

       Never?

   21. GUGuest16:19

       Only, like-

   22. DADan Auerbach16:20

       Oh.

   23. GUGuest16:20

       ... grazed.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       Have you ever kicked balls?

   25. DADan Auerbach16:23

       Oh, oh, yeah. I mean, I've got three brothers, so there's a lot-

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:25

       (laughs)

   27. DADan Auerbach16:25

       ... of ball kicking going on. (laughs)

   28. GUGuest16:28

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:28

       Dude, I just realized what your shirt says. (laughs)

   30. DADan Auerbach16:31

       Oh, yeah. (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      anchored myself.

   2. DADan Auerbach30:01

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      I'm like, "Not today, son."

   4. DADan Auerbach30:03

      Core strength.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      "Not today. Would you give me a nice pull?" And I'm like... But we're hanging out for a while. So then the next time I met him, he was at a UFC as well and- Did you try to pull? Dude, I'll tell you what happened. Okay. I'm sitting down and he looks at me and he goes like this and he gets up- (laughs) ... starts walking towards me. And I, I get up and I reach over with my hand and he- (laughs)

   6. DADan Auerbach30:23

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:24

      And I'm over the table.

   8. GUGuest30:25

      ... he got you. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:25

      I'm over... He really fucking got me.

   10. GUGuest30:27

       He got you.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       He got me good. He got me good.

   12. GUGuest30:29

       Fucking Aikido.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       He got me good. I'm like, this motherfucker learns from his mistakes.

   14. GUGuest30:32

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:34

       He got me.

   16. GUGuest30:34

       He used your energy against you.

   17. DADan Auerbach30:36

       Oh, here goes.

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       Is this the time where he gets me?

   19. DADan Auerbach30:38

       Yeah, I don't know.

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Let me see. No, this is the time where he tried. He tried to get me. He's hanging on for a while. See, look,

   21. GUGuest30:46

       Look at you, dude. You're shaking a little bit.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       I'm anchored.

   23. GUGuest30:48

       You're shaking a little bit. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:49

       I'm anchored. I'm anchored, but, well, I'm resisting.

   25. GUGuest30:50

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       There's a lot going on there.

   27. DADan Auerbach30:51

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       You know who got mad at me? Jack White. (people screaming) Got mad at me that I shook Trump's hand.

   29. GUGuest30:55

       Oh. (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       So I'm like, "Stop crying."
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Let's not push our…

   1. DADan Auerbach45:00

   2. PCPatrick Carney45:00

      Let's not push our luck.

   3. DADan Auerbach45:01

      Let's not fuck this up.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      (laughs)

   5. DADan Auerbach45:03

      So we just spent the whole day just bullshitting with him. Um, but yeah, that's like the same with this. I don't wanna- I don't wanna guess another birthday. I don't wanna fail.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      Yeah, I got it.

   7. PCPatrick Carney45:14

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:14

      Yeah.

   9. PCPatrick Carney45:14

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       You've- you've been rock solid so far this show. That, um, On the Game is... The fucking a- album is amazing. It's so good, dude. It's so good.

   11. DADan Auerbach45:23

       Thanks, man.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       And thank you for letting me listen to it early. I played it for everybody in the green room and people were like, "Oh, shit."

   13. DADan Auerbach45:29

       Cool.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       It's so good, dude. It's so good.

   15. DADan Auerbach45:32

       It was so much-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       On the Game is, I told you I- I say- I find myself singing that, like when I see people out trying to hook up in bars, << Everybody's on the game >>

   17. PCPatrick Carney45:42

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       It's fucking great.

   19. PCPatrick Carney45:43

       That was such an amazing feeling being in the room with him. We- we cut it in this studio called Toe Rag, and the live room is this size. Exact- like this room.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Wow.

   21. PCPatrick Carney45:51

       So Pat's drum kit's here, little keyboard here, I'm right there, and Noel's right there. We're just in a circle.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       Wow.

   23. PCPatrick Carney45:58

       And, you know, what you hear on the record is the- the take we did.

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:01

       Wow.

   25. PCPatrick Carney46:01

       It was like the second or third time we got through the song without fucking it up.

   26. DADan Auerbach46:05

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       Wow. It's amazing that you guys can put together a song.

   28. PCPatrick Carney46:09

       It is the best feeling. It's so addictive. It's the most addictive thing ever.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:13

       It's gotta be.

   30. PCPatrick Carney46:14

       Being able to, like, get in the studio and make something out of nothing like that.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:13:04

   Yeah. (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

   2. DADan Auerbach1:00:01

      Yeah. (laughs)

   3. PCPatrick Carney1:00:01

      (laughs)

   4. DADan Auerbach1:00:02

      Exactly.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      That's what I would do. I'd talk about di- diversity and equity and then I'd fucking send all my money to some offshore account.

   6. PCPatrick Carney1:00:10

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Get the fuck out of here.

   8. DADan Auerbach1:00:12

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      Y- you don't get none of this. I'm the one who made the iPhone, you fucks.

   10. DADan Auerbach1:00:16

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       (laughs)

   12. PCPatrick Carney1:00:16

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

       Mine. Give me it all. Well, wasn't, uh, Jobs was an LSD guy too? Didn't he come up with the idea for Apple when he was on LSD?

   14. DADan Auerbach1:00:26

       Oh, really?

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       Yeah. I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah. There's something, something about LSD that was about, uh, Jobs' inspiration to start Apple.

   16. PCPatrick Carney1:00:35

       We've been noticing people taking LSD a lot recently.

   17. DADan Auerbach1:00:38

       It's becoming very popular, the spray.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       It seems like. Yeah.

   19. PCPatrick Carney1:00:40

       Like, spray on the tongue.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Mm-hmm. Seems like it's getting around.

   21. DADan Auerbach1:00:43

       Mm-hmm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Yeah. I've heard.

   23. DADan Auerbach1:00:47

       ... we, yeah. We only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       (laughs) This is still from scary old hippies.

   25. DADan Auerbach1:00:52

       Paper squares. Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       It's, but it's, uh, apparently, it's very difficult to make. So when you get it, it's like, "Where did you get this? Who's getting it? Who's making it?"

   27. DADan Auerbach1:01:02

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       There's only, like, a few people in the country, apparently, that know how to make acid.

   29. DADan Auerbach1:01:07

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       Yeah, I don't think it's like growing weed. (laughs) I think it's a complicated process.

Episode duration: 3:16:24