Joe Rogan Experience #2118 - The Black Keys

1. 0:00 – 1:45

   Weed laws, state freedoms, and Texas-style rule differences

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. DADan Auerbach0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) There was a cop guarding our car behind the theater yesterday, and we asked him if it was okay if I smoked one. And he said, "You should probably wait." (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      (laughs)

   5. DADan Auerbach0:22

      (laughs)

   6. PCPatrick Carney0:22

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:22

      "You should probably wait," is a funny thing for a cop to say.

   8. DADan Auerbach0:27

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:27

      (laughs)

   10. PCPatrick Carney0:27

       (laughs) Yeah, it was tricky.

   11. DADan Auerbach0:29

       (laughs) So stupid.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       (inhales deeply)

   13. DADan Auerbach0:34

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       The dumbest of laws.

   15. DADan Auerbach0:35

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       Without a doubt, the number one dumbest of laws. There's noth- nothing that's even close to that one. That one's so stupid. While all the shit that is legal-

   17. DADan Auerbach0:45

       (laughs) Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       ... you know?

   19. DADan Auerbach0:46

       It's just a matter of time, I think.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       We can only hope. It's legal in, like, 20 states or something now. Wasn't it like 19 or something, Jimmy?

   21. JVJamie Vernon0:59

       23.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       23. 23 states. Ridiculous. But there's a lot of shit you can do here that you can't do anywhere else. You can have a zebra.

   23. DADan Auerbach1:06

       You can have ... You can have a cult.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:08

       (laughs)

   25. PCPatrick Carney1:09

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       You can have a cult.

   27. DADan Auerbach1:10

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:10

       You ca- ... You could have a zebra.

   29. DADan Auerbach1:12

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       You can, uh, conceal carry with no license.
2. 1:45 – 6:08

   Guns, first-time range mistakes, and why firearms feel terrifying up close

   1. DADan Auerbach1:45

      Well, uh, yeah, I- I'm not familiar with any gun law, ever, at all. I just... I just don't have a gun. I have a pellet gun.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:53

      Wow. Have you ever shot a gun?

   3. DADan Auerbach1:58

      Yeah. I did. Um, it scared the shit out of me. It's w- ... I mean, I was a boy scout and stuff.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:02

      (laughs)

   5. DADan Auerbach2:02

      But my friend bought a, like a Mauser. Is that what it's called? A World w- ... A German rifle.

   6. PCPatrick Carney2:07

      Mm-hmm. Sure.

   7. DADan Auerbach2:08

      I mean, this guy's kind of total character. He was ... He got into, like, World War II reenacting.

   8. JRJoe Rogan2:13

      Oh, no. (laughs)

   9. DADan Auerbach2:15

      And he was a Nazi. (laughs)

   10. PCPatrick Carney2:16

       Oh, no. (laughs)

   11. DADan Auerbach2:18

       And we're like, "What?"

   12. PCPatrick Carney2:19

       Did he at least try to lose? (laughs)

   13. DADan Auerbach2:21

       Well, I don't... I don't know, man. It was a whole different thing he would do that we n- ... He never really discussed with us. We bought this Mauser, and we took it to the range, indoor range. And, like, it had ... It... It... The pin, I guess, was replaced to fire only blanks. So we're trying to shoot it, and it was hitting the bullet but not firing. So the guy at the, uh, shooting range was like, "Here, just shoot this." And he handed us a, you know, like a 9 millimeter, or a .45 semi-automatic, you know, with the magazine, and he didn't really show us how to use it.

   14. PCPatrick Carney2:57

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:57

       (laughs)

   16. DADan Auerbach2:57

       And I, you know, I emptied the thing into the range, and I pulled it, the trigger, and just, you know, I thought it was done. And I handed it to my friend like this.

   17. PCPatrick Carney3:04

       (gasps)

   18. DADan Auerbach3:04

       And he's like, "What the fuck?" And I was like, "What?" And he just pulled the thing, and there was a bullet (laughs) in the chamber. And I was-

   19. PCPatrick Carney3:10

       Jesus.

   20. DADan Auerbach3:10

       I... I left the room.

   21. PCPatrick Carney3:12

       Yes.

   22. DADan Auerbach3:12

       And I was, "I'm done."

   23. JRJoe Rogan3:13

       Well, that's a scary thing. That-

   24. DADan Auerbach3:15

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan3:15

       That makes sense. But someone should 100% show you.

   26. DADan Auerbach3:19

       Yeah, that wasn't-

   27. PCPatrick Carney3:20

       Well, let's be honest, though. Most of the time, it's like that.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:23

       Yeah.

   29. PCPatrick Carney3:23

       The first time I ever fired a gun was, like, in a basement. Some guy had a gun, and he was shooting into, like, some homemade shooting range in the basement.

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:33

       I fired a gun once when I was real young, but then, uh, when I moved to California, I bought a gun, and I went to the range.
3. 6:08 – 7:21

   Automatic gunfire, Rambo absurdity, and how action movies aged

   1. DADan Auerbach6:08

      God, that, like... My, my friends and I went to go see, uh, whatever the first Rambo was that they made after, like, the 30-year hiatus.

   2. JRJoe Rogan6:16

      (laughs)

   3. DADan Auerbach6:16

      (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan6:17

      The, the funny one?

   5. DADan Auerbach6:18

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan6:18

      The new one?

   7. DADan Auerbach6:19

      It's like, I don't know how if they made more than just that, but the last three minutes of it, he kills like 800 people or something. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan6:28

      (laughs)

   9. DADan Auerbach6:28

      It's just so insane.

   10. JRJoe Rogan6:30

       I heard the newest Rambo is preposterous.

   11. DADan Auerbach6:33

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan6:33

       Joey Diaz said it's hilarious.

   13. DADan Auerbach6:35

       (laughs) Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:36

       He goes, "It's fucking hilarious. You gotta watch it. It's a masterpiece."

   15. DADan Auerbach6:39

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan6:40

       Because it's just, it's fucking... You know, it's th- this crazy cartoonish good guy, bad guy thing from, like, the '80s, which looks so out of place. But he still makes those movies the same way.

   17. DADan Auerbach6:53

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan6:53

       Like, if you go and watch-

   19. DADan Auerbach6:54

       He didn't-

   20. JRJoe Rogan6:55

       ... try to go watch, like-

   21. DADan Auerbach6:55

       ... make any adjustments? (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:56

       (laughs) No adjustments heard in the times.

   23. DADan Auerbach6:58

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:59

       No evolution. If you go back and watch, like, those old movies, they're so ridiculous.

   25. DADan Auerbach7:04

       Dude.

   26. JRJoe Rogan7:04

       Go watch Red Dawn. (laughs)

   27. DADan Auerbach7:06

       That would be like if we made the exact same record right now-

   28. JRJoe Rogan7:08

       Yeah.

   29. DADan Auerbach7:08

       ... that we did on the first record.

   30. JRJoe Rogan7:10

       Yeah, but the problem is, like, m- movies are different than music, 'cause some old music is dope as fuck, right? Like-
4. 7:21 – 16:45

   Steven Seagal: bad movies, real Aikido roots, and the Gene LeBell legend

   1. DADan Auerbach7:21

      Some old movies. Hell yeah. I got, I got pretty into, like, uh, some s- later, more, more recent era Steven Seagal stuff, like five, six years ago. My friends and I-

   2. JRJoe Rogan7:33

      (laughs)

   3. DADan Auerbach7:33

      ... would watch it because it's just so insanely bad and then-

   4. JRJoe Rogan7:36

      (laughs)

   5. DADan Auerbach7:37

      And then Dan sent me a... He sent me a link to the Cum Town guys talking about- (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan7:42

      Yeah.

   7. DADan Auerbach7:42

      ... these same films.

   8. JRJoe Rogan7:43

      (laughs)

   9. DADan Auerbach7:43

      And it was like, they summed it all up so perfectly, but it was basically like, you know, uh... (laughs) One of the funny things is, like, he's so old and his special forces team that he assembles all has to be kinda his age.

   10. JRJoe Rogan7:57

       (screams)

   11. DADan Auerbach7:57

       (laughs) Which mea- which means, which means their commander has to be, like, 80, you know what I mean?

   12. JRJoe Rogan8:02

       Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

   13. DADan Auerbach8:03

       So they show the commander, he has a white mustache.

   14. JRJoe Rogan8:06

       That's hilarious.

   15. DADan Auerbach8:07

       And old as fuck.

   16. JRJoe Rogan8:08

       That's hilar- Tom Segura had a whole bit about Seagal.

   17. DADan Auerbach8:11

       Dude, I heard a story about him from, from someone who would know. And they said that, like, this super agent, like, he was, he was the, the tra- personal trainer of this, like, super agent.

   18. JRJoe Rogan8:21

       Michalovitz.

   19. DADan Auerbach8:21

       Yeah, yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan8:22

       Yeah.

   21. DADan Auerbach8:22

       Yeah. And that, like, that he had a bet with his- with another agent that he can make anybody famous. And they're like, "Well, how about your trainer?" (laughs) And, like, and, uh, I guess they asked him, like, he, you know, to learn a s- a martial art or something?

   22. JRJoe Rogan8:38

       No, no, no.

   23. DADan Auerbach8:38

       That's not it? Okay

   24. JRJoe Rogan8:39

       That's not it, that's not it. No. Steven Seagal is a legit Aikido specialist.

   25. DADan Auerbach8:43

       Right. And that's, like, the art-

   26. JRJoe Rogan8:44

       Legit.

   27. DADan Auerbach8:44

       That's the art of, like, de- de-arming someone? Is that what it is?

   28. JRJoe Rogan8:47

       It was, di- it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword.

   29. DADan Auerbach8:52

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan8:53

       So it's all about, like, a redistribution of energy. It's all about, "I commit to you."
5. 16:45 – 23:28

   Unabomber backstory, LSD humiliation studies, and CIA-cult narratives (Manson)

   1. JRJoe Rogan16:45

      I didn't even read it before. I was just saying hi, and then I realized... That fucking story is the craziest. Did you see that Netflix documentary on the Unabomber?

   2. GUGuest16:53

      Mm, no.

   3. DADan Auerbach16:53

      I didn't.

   4. JRJoe Rogan16:54

      Oh, it's nuts, man. When he was a baby, he had some sort of a disease, and so they had to take him to a hospital, and he wasn't allowed to have contact with people.

   5. DADan Auerbach17:03

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan17:04

      So his parents weren't allowed to see him. No one was allowed to see him, and I, I think it was for, like, months.

   7. DADan Auerbach17:08

      Jesus.

   8. JRJoe Rogan17:09

      And-

   9. GUGuest17:09

      Wow.

   10. JRJoe Rogan17:10

       ... for a baby to not be touched for months-

   11. DADan Auerbach17:12

       Oh my God.

   12. JRJoe Rogan17:13

       ... just cracks you, cracks you. So then this poor fuck goes to Harvard-

   13. DADan Auerbach17:18

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan17:18

       ... and they enroll him in the LSD studies.

   15. DADan Auerbach17:20

       (laughs) Oh my Go-

   16. JRJoe Rogan17:21

       And they, their goal is to see what, like, constant humiliation will do to a person while you're dosing 'em up with LSD.

   17. DADan Auerbach17:28

       (laughs) Like fucking-

   18. JRJoe Rogan17:29

       So, they're all mean to him, and they're, like, humiliating him, and then this guy decides to go to Berkeley to become a professor to make enough money so he can kill everyone.

   19. DADan Auerbach17:39

       (laughs) Insane, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan17:42

       (laughs) And just goes and lives in the woods.

   21. DADan Auerbach17:44

       Those LSD experiments are hard to believe.

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:47

       Hard to believe.

   23. DADan Auerbach17:48

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:48

       Yeah. Well, I wonder what's going on right now. If, if they were doing that then, do they just say, "Let's just stop"?

   25. DADan Auerbach17:56

       (laughs) Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan17:57

       Do you d- I mean, there's probably experiments that are going on right now that we're gonna find out about 20 years from now.

   27. DADan Auerbach18:03

       Oh, for sure.

   28. GUGuest18:03

       Absolutely.

   29. JRJoe Rogan18:04

       For sure, right?

   30. GUGuest18:05

       Oh, yeah.
6. 23:28 – 31:23

   Manson’s music studio lore, Guns N’ Roses gig stories, and famous-people encounters

   1. DADan Auerbach23:28

      We worked at a studio, uh, last year in, um, in Los Angeles that, uh, apparently Manson recorded a bunch of stuff at.

   2. JRJoe Rogan23:38

      (laughs)

   3. DADan Auerbach23:38

      Um, and it was crazy because this studio, it's called Valentine Studios, uh, this guy built it, like, in the early '60s. He was a, he was a Capitol Records producer, and he built his own studio so he could do shit outside of Capitol Records. And I guess he, you know, he was into jazz and, like, I guess-

   4. PCPatrick Carney23:56

      Capitol Records is famous, world-famous. It's got these echo chambers that are very... Unique to it-

   5. DADan Auerbach24:01

      Yeah.

   6. PCPatrick Carney24:01

      ... and very special. And he had the blueprints for the originals and just created copies-

   7. JRJoe Rogan24:06

      Oh, wow.

   8. PCPatrick Carney24:07

      ... of the studio.

   9. DADan Auerbach24:08

      And apparently, like, as the music scene turned more to rock, like, the guy just got completely fed up with... 'Cause there, he was used to, like, cutting four songs in a day, and now they've got, like, a bunch of stoners working on, like-

   10. JRJoe Rogan24:18

       (laughs)

   11. DADan Auerbach24:18

       ... one guitar solo for eight hours. So apparently, he just, like, mothballed the place in the early '70s.... and, like, used it as a storage facility for a... He was, he was into cars. He was into those little Nash Metropolitan cars.

   12. JRJoe Rogan24:32

       Oh.

   13. DADan Auerbach24:33

       So, like, it had all these Nash parts. And then the guy passed away and someone got, got wind that the studio was there. And so this dude, Nick, like cleaned it all out. So when you go to the studio, it looks exactly like it did in like 1969.

   14. JRJoe Rogan24:47

       That's insane.

   15. DADan Auerbach24:48

       Wow.

   16. JRJoe Rogan24:49

       Time capsule.

   17. DADan Auerbach24:49

       So we were in, we were in the room, and I'm sure it looked exactly the same way as it did when Manson was in there.

   18. JRJoe Rogan24:54

       Oh, yeah. Have we ever played Manson's music?

   19. JVJamie Vernon24:57

       Yeah, I think once.

   20. DADan Auerbach24:59

       Can we play it?

   21. JVJamie Vernon25:01

       Probably.

   22. JRJoe Rogan25:01

       Would that, would that be a problem with Spotify? There's no way that someone owns a copyright to Manson's music.

   23. JVJamie Vernon25:05

       100% someone owns a copyright.

   24. DADan Auerbach25:05

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan25:06

       (laughs)

   26. JVJamie Vernon25:07

       Definitely what you wouldn't want a copyright to.

   27. DADan Auerbach25:10

       Did, did, did Gun- did Guns N' Roses put a... Did they put a cover of one of his songs o- on, uh, The Spaghetti Incident album?

   28. JRJoe Rogan25:17

       Did they? I don't know.

   29. DADan Auerbach25:18

       I think they might've. I know that a lot of punk rock guys became millionaires because of that, 'cause it's all punk covers. He kind of... He's-

   30. JRJoe Rogan25:26

       No shit.
7. 31:23 – 35:47

   Handshakes, Trump’s “pull,” and political media ‘gaslighting’

   1. JRJoe Rogan31:23

      Bro, I love the gaslighting. Um, I've, I've... There's this one guy that I follow on Instagram, I only f- only follow for gaslighting. And he's like this like hardcore Democrat dude, and he was talking about how amazing Biden's S- State of the Union speech was.

   2. GUGuest31:37

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan31:37

      And how inspiring it was, and just really feels, just feels so good about things right now. How about you folks?

   4. GUGuest31:44

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan31:44

      Like what the fuck are you talking about?

   6. GUGuest31:47

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan31:47

      What the fuck are you talking about?

   8. GUGuest31:48

      They definitely had him on a drug, drug cocktail.

   9. DADan Auerbach31:50

      We were trying to figure out what cocktail it was. Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan31:52

       I, I'd like to know.

   11. DADan Auerbach31:52

       I wanna get on it. I wanna try it.

   12. GUGuest31:54

       Yeah. (laughs)

   13. DADan Auerbach31:54

       I wanna try it.

   14. GUGuest31:54

       I wanna know.

   15. DADan Auerbach31:55

       (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan31:56

       It's probably the Hitler. Like, putting him on the Hitler.

   17. GUGuest31:57

       He's probably been in bed...

   18. DADan Auerbach31:58

       (laughs)

   19. GUGuest31:58

       He's probably been in bed since the speech.

   20. JRJoe Rogan32:01

       Right, just eating ice cream with shit on it.

   21. GUGuest32:03

       Just trying to recuperate.

   22. JRJoe Rogan32:05

       (laughs)

   23. GUGuest32:06

       Body's fucking zapped. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan32:08

       Bro, what are they giving him?

   25. GUGuest32:10

       I know.

   26. JRJoe Rogan32:10

       What are they giving him and what does it feel like?

   27. GUGuest32:12

       Who figured... You'd know.

   28. JRJoe Rogan32:12

       I, I would imagine, if I was gonna dose up the president, if they brought me in, amateur s- pharmacologist, I would say, uh, v- vitamin B12.

   29. GUGuest32:20

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:20

       I'm like give him the whole vial.
8. 35:47 – 42:12

   The “Biden cocktail,” Dr. Feelgood, and doctors with bad incentives

   1. JRJoe Rogan35:47

      ... Mantle and threatened his career. But that's just staff. That's... That can happen because it was just bad medical advice. That has nothing to do with what he gave him. What did he give him? Improper practices. So this guy was just a wild dude. There's a boo- There's a book called Dead Doctors Don't Lie, and, uh, it's by a guy who, uh, advocates mineral supplementation. He's like, w- we do it with animals, we do it like... And he was saying how so many diseases that people are getting is a result of your diet. And he goes, w- you need to pay attention to doctors and how they live their lives. These guys that are telling you, "You need to do this, you need to take this, you need to take this medication," and this... They're all in cahoots with the pharmaceutical drug companies and they're all super unhealthy. And a lot of them are addicted, not all-

   2. DADan Auerbach36:33

      ... but this is what this guy was saying, a lot of them are addicted to drugs. And so he tells a story about this guy who was, uh, in the middle of surgery and he goes to go do coke, and he has an overdose and dies. He's fucking- (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan36:45

      (laughs)

   4. DADan Auerbach36:45

      ... this guy's dead in the middle of surgery because they were so cranked up. They're-

   5. JRJoe Rogan36:51

      (laughs)

   6. DADan Auerbach36:51

      'Cause they could give themselves whatever the fuck they wanted, so these guys would all take whatever they wanted.

   7. JRJoe Rogan36:57

      (laughs) Man, yeah, you gotta be careful. If you- if the person telling you how to be healthy is a fat slob.

   8. DADan Auerbach37:03

      Not good. And it's really common.

   9. JRJoe Rogan37:07

      Mm-hmm.

   10. DADan Auerbach37:07

       It's really common at doctor's offices to, to like see a bunch of unhealthy nurses.

   11. JRJoe Rogan37:13

       Doctors used to smoke. They used to be in there-

   12. DADan Auerbach37:15

       My dad-

   13. JRJoe Rogan37:15

       ... with a fucking cigarette.

   14. DADan Auerbach37:16

       My dad, uh, my dad walked into a door in the middle of the night in, like, the mid-'70s, broke his nose. And, um, and, uh, he went to go get it straightened a couple weeks later so the doctor had to, like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan37:28

       Crack it.

   16. DADan Auerbach37:29

       ... crack it. And, um, my dad noticed, like, the next day, like, he couldn't taste any- smell anything. And, uh, he went back to the doctor's office, (clears throat) and was like, "I can't. I'm not s- you know, I can't smell or taste." And the doctor apparently was smoking and took his ashtray and put it up to his nose and like, "Can you smell this?" And my dad said, "No." He's like, "Yeah, it's probably not coming back." Whoa. And that- so I was thinking, like, that happened to you now, you'd get like a hundred million dollar settlement. It's probably not coming back.

   17. JRJoe Rogan37:57

       It never came back?

   18. DADan Auerbach37:57

       Oh, but no, he still can't, my dad can't smell. Whoa. Yeah. He'll be like, you know, he, you know, he can't smell at all. Just from a broken nose? Yeah. It's like, you know when you taste with your nose pinched? That's what it is. So he can taste, like, hot sauce a little bit. Oh, man. That's gotta suck. Imagine not smelling bacon?

   19. JRJoe Rogan38:16

       Since when- when did that happen?

   20. DADan Auerbach38:18

       It happened before I was born. Uh-

   21. JRJoe Rogan38:19

       That's crazy.

   22. DADan Auerbach38:20

       I was born in '80. But he'll get these phantom smells and he'll be like, and it- and I'm like, "What smell do you miss the most?" He's like, "Gasoline." (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan38:29

       (laughs)

   24. DADan Auerbach38:29

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan38:29

       (laughs)

   26. DADan Auerbach38:29

       I love the smell of gas. And I was like, "I used to love that smell."

   27. JRJoe Rogan38:32

       I used to love that smell.

   28. DADan Auerbach38:33

       I used to.

   29. JRJoe Rogan38:33

       I used to love that. Well, I was a gearhead when I was a kid.

   30. DADan Auerbach38:35

       That's my- I've got a barn with the motorcycles, and that's the first thing my son says.
9. 42:12 – 50:47

   Radiation horror stories, huffing culture, and debunking internet urban legends

   1. DADan Auerbach42:12

      Dude- dude, my brother gave me-

   2. JRJoe Rogan42:13

      (sniffs)

   3. DADan Auerbach42:14

      ... my- my brother, the same one that sent me, uh-

   4. JRJoe Rogan42:16

      He does have a superpower. He can guess people's birthdays. Is that-

   5. DADan Auerbach42:21

      I mean, it's not really a superpower, it's just-

   6. JRJoe Rogan42:22

      It's pretty- How good are you?

   7. DADan Auerbach42:24

      I can guess within three years for- I think for anyone.

   8. JRJoe Rogan42:27

      Oh, within three years?

   9. DADan Auerbach42:29

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan42:29

       Oh, so you're guessing their age?

   11. DADan Auerbach42:31

       Yes.

   12. JRJoe Rogan42:32

       Yeah.

   13. DADan Auerbach42:32

       But I can do historical figures I don't really know who they are. I mean-It's not 100%, but I- I've been pretty close.

   14. JRJoe Rogan42:39

       With their birth date?

   15. DADan Auerbach42:40

       No, like, their year.

   16. PCPatrick Carney42:42

       Their birth year.

   17. JRJoe Rogan42:43

       Okay.

   18. DADan Auerbach42:43

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan42:45

       What year was I born?

   20. DADan Auerbach42:56

       1968.

   21. JRJoe Rogan42:58

       '67. Pretty close.

   22. DADan Auerbach43:00

       Yeah.

   23. PCPatrick Carney43:00

       Just name anybody else.

   24. JRJoe Rogan43:02

       Wow, okay. Marlon Brando.

   25. DADan Auerbach43:05

       That's good. Mm, give me a second.

   26. JRJoe Rogan43:17

       (laughs)

   27. PCPatrick Carney43:17

       (laughs)

   28. DADan Auerbach43:18

       1922.

   29. PCPatrick Carney43:19

       Ooh.

   30. DADan Auerbach43:22

       Oh, within three years.
10. 50:47 – 1:00:35

    Dan’s “birth year” superpower and the Noel Gallagher songwriting sprint

    1. JRJoe Rogan50:47

       Mm. When Phil Hartman was a kid, he was like, I think he was like 18, he was working at The Whiskey as a, like a stagehand. And he had to keep his hands on the, uh, the speaker that was on the stage, 'cause it was like a little kind of rockety, and Hendrix was playing right in front of him.

    2. DADan Auerbach51:07

       Mm, that's crazy.

    3. JRJoe Rogan51:08

       He was like, he was 18 years old. He's like, "Hendrix is literally standing in front of me playing."

    4. PCPatrick Carney51:13

       Oh, shit.

    5. DADan Auerbach51:15

       That's incredible. He did a bunch of album covers, right?

    6. JRJoe Rogan51:17

       Yeah, Hartman did a bunch. We have one of them framed out here.

    7. DADan Auerbach51:20

       Oh, really?

    8. PCPatrick Carney51:20

       He was so fucking funny.

    9. DADan Auerbach51:22

       Oh my God.

    10. JRJoe Rogan51:22

        Oh, he's such a good dude too, man.

    11. PCPatrick Carney51:23

        What a horrible way to go.

    12. JRJoe Rogan51:25

        Man, and although I never saw that coming-

    13. PCPatrick Carney51:28

        Actually... Actually honestly, I mean, he was asleep, so...

    14. DADan Auerbach51:31

        He was asleep?

    15. PCPatrick Carney51:32

        Yeah. Horrible that he went, but...

    16. JRJoe Rogan51:34

        Well, horrible, period. The whole story is horrible.

    17. DADan Auerbach51:36

        It's insane.

    18. JRJoe Rogan51:37

        My friend who's a cop, like I had gotten over it and I was getting ready to do stand-up again.

    19. PCPatrick Carney51:43

        (clears throat)

    20. JRJoe Rogan51:43

        I would be like, I took a couple weeks off. I was like, "There's no way I can be funny." It's just like it's not possible. And then, uh, I decided to go to the Comedy Store, I'm like, "I gotta get back in there. I got, I just gotta get, live on with my life." And so I'm in the gas station getting gas, and my friend pulls up, who's a cop. I knew him from jujitsu. And I'm like, uh, I go, "What's up, man? What are you doing?" And he goes, "Dude," he goes, "I'm really sorry about your friend." He goes, "Uh, I was on that." I go, "You were there?" He goes, (sighs) . He goes, "Listen. The mother took the children into the bathroom and she had a gun, and that's when they decided to break down the door, 'cause they knew that she was gonna shoot the kids and shoot herself. And the cop broke down the door, and the kids ran from their mother, and then their mother blows her brains out."

    21. DADan Auerbach52:32

        Jesus.

    22. JRJoe Rogan52:34

        While my friend was there.

    23. PCPatrick Carney52:35

        Holy... That was Phil Hartman's wife?

    24. JRJoe Rogan52:38

        That was Phil Hartman's wife.

    25. PCPatrick Carney52:39

        Yeah, I heard she shot him in the head, in the throat, and in the chest.

    26. JRJoe Rogan52:44

        (inhales deeply) Well, she was on Zoloft and apparently cocaine. And they won some sort of a settlement with Zoloft. Apparently when you mix Zoloft with cocaine, it's not good.

    27. DADan Auerbach52:58

        So this, this is a c- supplement, this is a cocktail that you don't wanna...

    28. JRJoe Rogan53:01

        You don't want that one.

    29. DADan Auerbach53:02

        You don't want that one.

    30. JRJoe Rogan53:03

        You don't want the Bryn Hartman.
11. 1:00:35 – 1:13:05

    From tiny legendary venues to Phil Hartman’s tragedy and relationship power dynamics

    1. PCPatrick Carney1:00:35

       We've been noticing people taking LSD a lot recently.

    2. DADan Auerbach1:00:38

       It's becoming very popular, the spray.

    3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       It seems like. Yeah.

    4. PCPatrick Carney1:00:40

       Like, spray on the tongue.

    5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Mm-hmm. Seems like it's getting around.

    6. DADan Auerbach1:00:43

       Mm-hmm.

    7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       Yeah. I've heard.

    8. DADan Auerbach1:00:47

       ... we, yeah. We only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies.

    9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:51

       (laughs) This is still from scary old hippies.

    10. DADan Auerbach1:00:52

        Paper squares. Yeah.

    11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

        It's, but it's, uh, apparently, it's very difficult to make. So when you get it, it's like, "Where did you get this? Who's getting it? Who's making it?"

    12. DADan Auerbach1:01:02

        (laughs)

    13. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

        There's only, like, a few people in the country, apparently, that know how to make acid.

    14. DADan Auerbach1:01:07

        Yeah.

    15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

        Yeah, I don't think it's like growing weed. (laughs) I think it's a complicated process.

    16. DADan Auerbach1:01:11

        Really?

    17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

        Yeah.

    18. DADan Auerbach1:01:13

        Also, I, my grandfather was a chemical engineer, and, um, I have a bunch of his old textbooks. And I, uh, I'll get them out and show them to my son 'cause it's just like, the math problems (laughs) are just like... He's al- he's al- he- he's a really little kid, but he still understands that there's no numbers in these math problems. (laughs)

    19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:30

        Right.

    20. DADan Auerbach1:01:31

        It's just letters. But I look at the stuff, and I'm, these books are from the '40s, you know? And I'm like, to get a PhD in chemical engineering in the '40s, you, you had to be really-

    21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:41

        (coughs)

    22. DADan Auerbach1:01:41

        ... really fucking smart. There's no fucking calculator. Just a slide ruler. I mean, people must've been way smarter back then.

    23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:50

        They probably were. It's-

    24. DADan Auerbach1:01:51

        Oh, yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:51

        ... probably, it meant a lot more.

    26. DADan Auerbach1:01:53

        Oh, yeah. Those are the people that invented acid.

    27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:56

        Yeah.

    28. DADan Auerbach1:01:56

        Like, that, now the people we have now invent bath salts. (laughs)

    29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:00

        (laughs)

    30. DADan Auerbach1:02:02

        So, like...

Episode duration: 3:16:24