Joe Rogan Experience #2396 - Andrew Schulz

Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. https://www.theandrewschulz.com https://www.youtube.com/theandrewschulz

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Oct 18, 20253h 36mWatch on YouTube ↗

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(drum music) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. NANarrator
  (drum music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  The Joe Rogan Experience.
3. NANarrator
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (energetic music)
4. ASAndrew Schulz
  You ready? Joe Rogan, I'll play something for you. Have you been getting into AI music at all?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Uh, music, a little, a little, a little.
6. ASAndrew Schulz
  (coughing) Listen to this.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
8. ASAndrew Schulz
  They're taking 50 Cent songs-
9. JRJoe Rogan
  I knew we were gonna put... That I heard.
10. ASAndrew Schulz
  ... and turning them. You've heard Many Men, right?
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, it's incredible.
12. ASAndrew Schulz
  Have you heard What Up Gangsta?
13. JRJoe Rogan
  No, not let me hear it.
14. ASAndrew Schulz
  No, you haven't.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  The Many Men one is fantastic.
16. ASAndrew Schulz
  The Many Men's amazing.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
18. ASAndrew Schulz
  Hold up, hold, hold up, before you... Hold up, he's not on.
19. NANarrator
  How do you...
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my bad, my bad.
21. ASAndrew Schulz
  What's this? You gotta hear this, you gotta hear this.
22. NANarrator
  What up, blood? What? What up, cuz? What? What up, blood? What? What up, gangsta?
23. ASAndrew Schulz
  Wait til you hear this flow.
24. NANarrator
  What up, blood? What? What up, cuz? What? What up, blood?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Woo.
26. ASAndrew Schulz
  Woo!
27. NANarrator
  What up, gangsta?
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Here we go.
29. NANarrator
  They say I stroll around like I got a crest on my chest. Nah, that's a semi and a vest sitting tight on my chest. I try not to speak much. Guys love to play court. But I hunt a duck, nickle down, treat it like sport. Front on me, I cut you.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
15:00 – 30:00
And now they're calling…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  funny, 'cause like he's trying to be reasonable right now. He's like trying to have like-
2. ASAndrew Schulz
  And now they're calling him a right-winger. (laughs)
3. JRJoe Rogan
  I, and, and I keep, and I keep hitting him up, and I'm like, "Bro, you're doing the right thing when-"
4. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  "... when there are groups that like hate you, because you're actually trying to like win an election."
6. ASAndrew Schulz
  (sighs)
7. JRJoe Rogan
  "You're trying to be reasonable." He had this whole thing about like, "Hey, the reason why they can build a lot of buildings in Texas and why we can't in Los Angeles is because there are restrictive laws." And people were like, "This guy's an animal."
8. ASAndrew Schulz
  (laughs)
9. JRJoe Rogan
  And I was just (laughs) like, like, "All right, buddy. I don't know what to tell..." So I understand that frustration.
10. ASAndrew Schulz
  (clears throat)
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Shit, I've felt it a, a million different times.
12. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Like you try to be nuanced and reasonable, there's really no place on the internet for it-
14. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  ... because why would the algorithm reward anything nuanced and reasonable? That's not entertaining. I wanna see Nick Fuentes talk shit.
16. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Do you know what I mean? (laughs)
18. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't wanna see like a thoughtful take from some-
20. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  ... like TV host.
22. ASAndrew Schulz
  You want Sam Hyde.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm, get wild, Sam. (slams desk)
24. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  You know what I mean?
26. ASAndrew Schulz
  Get wild.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, I, it, now, does it mean that I agree with these things?
28. ASAndrew Schulz
  No.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  No. But the algorithm doesn't know what you agree with or not. They just know what you click on, share.
30. ASAndrew Schulz
  It's part of the fun of the internet in general, is that it's not regulated. So when wild people break through and everybody goes, "Ah."
30:00 – 45:00
Yep. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  LA.
2. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yep.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  And a lot of them have moved outta LA. They've moved to, like, San Diego. Like my boy, Nick, who's AD, he's like, "Yeah, there's just no work in LA right now, so, we'll travel for the job, and then I just live the rest of my time in San Diego." That's a problem. Netflix just built this, like, billion dollar fucking studio in Jersey. Did you see this?
4. ASAndrew Schulz
  No.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  So, like, they're gonna start taking production over there. I'm just saying, like, you have the industry that everybody knows Los Angeles for. What other thing do we know LA for?
6. ASAndrew Schulz
  That's it. It's being famous. Music, movies.... yeah. It's all LA. That's all LA is.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't even know what music is coming out of there anymore. Like, when we were kids, you think about, like, what those, those iconic, like, rock and roll venues.
8. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right. Well, it's also a town of lost children, right? Like, the, one of the problems with LA is, like, if you wanted to talk about a town that doesn't have, like, an emotional base that's healthy. (laughs)
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
10. ASAndrew Schulz
  Like, the, the main motivation-
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Bro.
12. ASAndrew Schulz
  ... of a, a good percentage of the people that came out there is to just to get attention to make up for a shitty childhood. Like, that's the main, the m-
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. (laughs)
14. ASAndrew Schulz
  ... the, the main population.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  LA is, is attention to make up for a shitty childhood. New York is money to make up for a shitty childhood.
16. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yes.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  That's really what it is.
18. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yes.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  It's like, New York is the hedge funds and the banks 'cause it's like, "Okay-
20. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yes.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  ... my dad wasn't around, my mom hated me, but I'm gonna make a billion dollars and that, I think, that'll make up-"
22. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah, my mom was on pills and barely there and, you know, yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  And I've developed enough sociopathy where I could-
24. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah, dad's a sociopath. Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  ... I could be this fucking hedge fund guy that's gonna take over the world. That's what they believe. And then LA is the same thing, but it's just pats on the back.
26. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  I want people to love me.
28. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah, yeah. It's both two different versions of American Psycho.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah.
30. ASAndrew Schulz
  (laughs)
45:00 – 1:00:00
Like your buddy who…
1. ASAndrew Schulz
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Like your buddy who goes in to kinda like-
3. ASAndrew Schulz
  Uh-huh.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  ... scope it out talks about you.
5. ASAndrew Schulz
  He gambles high. Yeah.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
7. ASAndrew Schulz
  He's, he's wild, but he g- loses a lot, but he's not, he's not scared to gamble.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
9. ASAndrew Schulz
  And everybody loves to hear that kind of stupid talk.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
11. ASAndrew Schulz
  Do you know who Efren Reyes is?
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yo, you told me about this guy and then I started looking him up.
13. ASAndrew Schulz
  Bro.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  But what was his other name?
15. ASAndrew Schulz
  Cesar Morales.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes, yes, yes.
17. ASAndrew Schulz
  He came here from the Philippines.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19. ASAndrew Schulz
  This is how strong he was.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah.
21. ASAndrew Schulz
  From another country, he had to change his name. (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  His name. (laughs)
23. ASAndrew Schulz
  This is before Google, before Wikipedia.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Before Google.
25. ASAndrew Schulz
  He's like, "Does anybody here know-"
26. JRJoe Rogan
  There was a black-and-white photo. There's a black-and-white photo that I have a T-shirt of with, like, "Morales stuns the field at Reds."
27. ASAndrew Schulz
  That's funny.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  He came over from the Philippines and robbed everybody.
29. ASAndrew Schulz
  That is funny.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Robbed the best pool players in America.
1:00:00 – 1:04:54
Yeah. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  love and maybe make a champion out of them. But some of them don't. And I think that you could break a kid like that too.
2. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  That's the tricky thing I always think with, with, you know, my daughter is like, and any future kids is, I don't, I don't know if I, I don't, I don't have that, at this point in my life, I don't have that "I need to make you into something."
4. ASAndrew Schulz
  You shouldn't.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  I, I, I just kind of like-
6. ASAndrew Schulz
  You gotta let them be themselves.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
8. ASAndrew Schulz
  'Cause they all are gonna have... The, the worst thing is like say if you have a kid and you love baseball and you force your fucking kid to play baseball. "You gotta go to baseball practice." And you force your kid to play professionally.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Yup.
10. ASAndrew Schulz
  You know.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  I was lucky I was ambitious, and my parents had just supported the things that I was ambitious about. So if I wanted to hoop, they were like, "All right. Let's go play basketball." My dad was like, "Let's go every single day. Whatever you wanna do, like let's go."
12. ASAndrew Schulz
  Hmm.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  But I never felt this like, this stage mom or dad presence where they were, they were going, "Hey, you missed four shots today. Let's review those shots that you missed, and let's figure out ways that you can't do it."
14. ASAndrew Schulz
  Right.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Like kinda let me have that on my own.
16. ASAndrew Schulz
  Yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't need you to insert your ambition into me. I feel like that's kind of selfish in a lot of ways.
18. ASAndrew Schulz
  It is, and it's also, it's like you gotta know when the line is. Like maybe they do want advice. Like maybe they are trying to get better at this thing. But you have to have the kind of communication with your kid, be like, "Do you, do you want some help? Want me to help you?"
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
20. ASAndrew Schulz
  You know, like, like, "I can, I can give you some information."
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
22. ASAndrew Schulz
  Like say if your kid wanted to do, like if your kid wanted to do standup.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
24. ASAndrew Schulz
  And your kids started doing standup, and you know, they're bombing. And you're like, "Um..."... do you want me to talk to you?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
26. ASAndrew Schulz
  Do you wanna talk... Do you wanna just work this out on your own? Like, you have to have that kind of open level of communication with your kids where they can tell you, like-
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
28. ASAndrew Schulz
  ... "Hey, just leave me the fuck alone right now." Like, "Okay."
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
30. ASAndrew Schulz
  "Okay. Just, I know you bombed. You know, it sucks."

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