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Joe Rogan Experience #2512 - Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is the host of the podcast “The Church of What’s Happening Now: The New Testament” and the author of “Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage.” https://www.youtube.com/@JoeyDiaz https://www.patreon.com/JoeyDiaz https://www.joeydiaz.net Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Use code ROGAN at https://BlueChew.com  to get 10% OFF + Free Overnight Shipping on your first order. Get 30% off + 2 free gifts at https://ARMRA.com/rogan

Joe RoganhostJoey Diazguest
Jun 10, 20262h 46mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. JR

    [upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out

  2. SP

    The Joe Rogan Experience

  3. JR

    Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day

  4. JD

    All right, brother. Hey.

  5. JR

    What's happening? What's going on?

  6. JD

    Nothing. Same shit. Great to be here.

  7. JR

    Great to see you. How you feeling?

  8. JD

    Nice as my knee. Like a tip-top fucking Magoo.

  9. JR

    Your knee-- I can't believe you can walk so quickly after getting the knee fixed again.

  10. JD

    It was like three days, man.

  11. JR

    That's nuts.

  12. JD

    But yesterday I fucked it up at Newark Airport because I wanted to walk.

  13. JR

    Oh.

  14. JD

    You know? But it was like, like I walk every day at the gym, and then I walk my neighborhood for breakfast and after dinner, but that's a loop.

  15. JR

    Mm-hmm.

  16. JD

    You know? This was 10 loops yesterday. So thank God I had a baggie with edibles with me on the plane. I ate the edibles, and I put-- I asked the fucking flight attendant if she'd give me some ice, and that's how I got it down. Then I-- you rub it with that Voltaren shit, that liquid cocaine juice that's-

  17. JR

    What? [laughs]

  18. JD

    Yeah, there's a cream that, that became illegal. You buy it over the counter.

  19. JR

    What is that?

  20. JD

    It's Vora something. Volta-- Look, don't quote me, man.

  21. JR

    The z-

  22. JD

    But it's a good cream. It numbs your eye-- You have to rub it, though, twice a day and-

  23. JR

    Oh, yeah?

  24. JD

    Yeah. But it's fucking feels fantastic.

  25. JR

    I've never heard of it.

  26. JD

    Yeah. Voltron, Voltrax.

  27. JR

    Vol, Vol what?

  28. JD

    Don't listen to me, though.

  29. JR

    [laughs]

  30. JD

    Just Google what's the-

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