The Joe Rogan ExperienceJRE MMA Show #163 - Protect Ya Neck
EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,091 words- 0:00 – 15:00
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- NANarrator
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Gentlemen, we still don't have a name for this.
- MSMatt Serra
We're not the Cucks, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
We got rid of that?
- DTDin Thomas
Cucks-
- MSMatt Serra
Guys, what was wrong with the Cucks?
- JRJoe Rogan
What happened with Protect Your Neck?
- MSMatt Serra
Cucks is okay.
- DTDin Thomas
Protect Your Neck.
- JRJoe Rogan
What happ- what happened with Protect Your Neck?
- MSMatt Serra
I think Protect Your Neck is best. That's the best one. Yeah, let's go with Protect Your Neck.
- DTDin Thomas
I'm down with that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Protect Your Neck is-
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah, I'm down for that.
- DTDin Thomas
We could have the-
- MSMatt Serra
Protect Your Neck.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
... Wu Tang theme song.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Wu Tang, it's perfect.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Protect Your Neck.
- DTDin Thomas
Beautiful.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah. We already, the theme song is already done for us.
- JRJoe Rogan
Exactly. Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
We got it.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's two Wu Tang songs I always listen to when I'm going to an arena when I'm doing a show. It's Protect Your Neck and Gravel Pit. Those two-
- MSMatt Serra
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they just get you in the groove.
- DTDin Thomas
Yeah, yeah. Get you in, yeah, get you going.
- 15:00 – 30:00
Mm. …
- GUGuest
fight with Benson Henderson was a s- one of the sickest fights ever. He had Benson in a, a 100 different submissions.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- GUGuest
And Benson got out all of them. It was, uh, it was pretty sick. Several triangles, kimuras.
- JRJoe Rogan
Benson doesn't get enough love. Benson doesn't get enough love.
- GUGuest
Yeah, it was a great fight when they were in the, uh, WEC.
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn, dude. Do you think about all the fucking wars that a lot of people have forgot about?
- GUGuest
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I go.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because there's so many fights now.
- GUGuest
I know. Right?
Like it's not like when I was, when we were fighting back in the day. It was-
(laughs) It was-
It was far and few between, like-
It was an event 'cause there was only a few a year, you know?
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. People forgot about Jose Aldo's beginnings.
- GUGuest
Man.
Bro, I didn't. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GUGuest
When he was in the WEC was there anybody really better?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- GUGuest
No.
He's a complete, complete fighter.
He, yeah, he's for sure the best WEC fighter out there.
- JRJoe Rogan
What... You can't... Look, you can't keep that pace, whatever that pace is when a guy is at the top of the food chain. You can't keep that pace up for very long.
- GUGuest
Man, he kept it for 10 years.
- JRJoe Rogan
I always say you have to look at a guy by where he was when he was at his best. Like if we're gonna do this like, "Who's the best guy ever?" Thing, that's why I always throw BJ Penn in there.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
Me too. Me too.
- 30:00 – 45:00
Crazy show. …
- JRJoe Rogan
That was incredible.
- GUGuest
Crazy show.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause that one, these scientists were embedded in this, this group of chimpanzees for 20 years. So these people, these chimpanzees, their whole lives they had seen scientists. They had these rules. You have to stay 20 yards away, don't look them in the eye, no food. Can't have any food anywhere near them. So it's always-
- JRJohn Rallo
Fuck, are they gremlins? What the fuck?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, man. They're just chimpanzees.
- GUGuest
You gotta see-
- JRJoe Rogan
If they decide you have something-
- GUGuest
You gotta see this.
- JRJoe Rogan
If they decide that you have something they want-
- GUGuest
Real wild.
- JRJoe Rogan
... there ain't shit you can do about that. There ain't-
- GUGuest
Like, they, they were, they were fighting-
- JRJoe Rogan
... shit you can do.
- GUGuest
... over territory, I mean, you, you got to see the hierarchy within, you know, their clans or whatever you want to call it. It was, it's a badass...
- JRJoe Rogan
And the guy told me-
- GUGuest
You had the guy on your show, right?
- JRJohn Rallo
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, the guy was the... Who produced it.
- JRJohn Rallo
That's how I heard it.
- JRJoe Rogan
The show's so good, dude. It's... This is much better than Chimp Crazy. This is like the opposite of Chimp Crazy.
- JRJohn Rallo
Yeah, this is real shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because Chimp Crazy is sad, but this is amazing. It's amazing. Because they, they, these chimps were so accustomed to these scientists that they acted completely normal around them. Like, they were just a part of the, of nature to them.
- GUGuest
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because their whole life they had had scientists around with cameras.
- JRJohn Rallo
Yeah.
- GUGuest
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was just a thing in the forest. It was just like, "That's a different kind of tree," or something.... as long as you don't have food, as long as you don't look them in the eye, and don't get any closer than 20 yards.
- MSMatt Serra
Damn.
- JRJoe Rogan
Those are the rules. So if the chimps start moving towards you, you move away.
- MSMatt Serra
You gotta move back.
- 45:00 – 57:48
You get some crazy…
- JRJoe Rogan
you have to get-
- MSMatt Serra
You get some crazy shots in the stomach or something.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you have to get those shots before you start having symptoms. Like they, they have to find out you got bit and then give you those shots. And it has to happen really quickly, 'cause if you don't, it kills most people.
- MSMatt Serra
Jesus.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
What's the function of the disease?
- JRJoe Rogan
Rabies kills something like 99% of the people that get it.
- GUGuest
What?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's an old disease. And so one of the things they figured out is that if they slow down everything in your body and put you into a medically induced coma, it gives your body the resources to fight it off. 'Cause your body can fight it off, but it can't fight it off as quick as the virus moves forward.
- MSMatt Serra
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a cra- it's an old virus, man. It's an old, it's a weird one.
- GUGuest
Yo, that's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, like, when you think about what that is, it's a crazy old virus that spreads itself by making its host violent. It is rage. It's, it's that-
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, so saying that no one would ever do this, these fucking psychopath eggheads that they give these grants to that do this-
- GUGuest
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... fucking, this gain of function research shit-
- GUGuest
Right, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... on viruses, making them more infectious to human beings, do you think they would stop at a, a coronavirus?
- MSMatt Serra
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Why wouldn't they fuck with rabies?
- MSMatt Serra
You know who fights like they have rabies?
- JRJoe Rogan
Why wouldn't they... Let's, we need-
- MSMatt Serra
Merab. (laughs)
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
He does. He tries-
- JRJoe Rogan
Merab, Merab Dariadze.
- GUGuest
He tries to spread the rabies.
- JRJoe Rogan
He tries to spread the rabies.
Episode duration: 3:08:32
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