The Joe Rogan ExperienceJRE MMA Show #163 - Protect Ya Neck
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Settling on the show name: “Protect Ya Neck” (Wu-Tang energy)
- NANarrator
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Gentlemen, we still don't have a name for this.
- MSMatt Serra
We're not the Cucks, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
We got rid of that?
- DTDin Thomas
Cucks-
- MSMatt Serra
Guys, what was wrong with the Cucks?
- JRJoe Rogan
What happened with Protect Your Neck?
- MSMatt Serra
Cucks is okay.
- DTDin Thomas
Protect Your Neck.
- JRJoe Rogan
What happ- what happened with Protect Your Neck?
- MSMatt Serra
I think Protect Your Neck is best. That's the best one. Yeah, let's go with Protect Your Neck.
- DTDin Thomas
I'm down with that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Protect Your Neck is-
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah, I'm down for that.
- DTDin Thomas
We could have the-
- MSMatt Serra
Protect Your Neck.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
... Wu Tang theme song.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Wu Tang, it's perfect.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Protect Your Neck.
- DTDin Thomas
Beautiful.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah. We already, the theme song is already done for us.
- JRJoe Rogan
Exactly. Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
We got it.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's two Wu Tang songs I always listen to when I'm going to an arena when I'm doing a show. It's Protect Your Neck and Gravel Pit. Those two-
- MSMatt Serra
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they just get you in the groove.
- DTDin Thomas
Yeah, yeah. Get you in, yeah, get you going.
- 1:05 – 2:29
Finger degloving horror & why fighters wear rubber rings
- MSMatt Serra
Hey, hey. You know what we never tried?
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MSMatt Serra
The f- the smelling salts.
- JRJoe Rogan
We got them right here.
- DTDin Thomas
Oh, yeah. You gotta do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
But we gotta show, we gotta show Dean the sheathing.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, what is the fucking sheathing? What does that mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's when, when metal rings. We were all talking about it.
- DTDin Thomas
Oh.
- MSMatt Serra
I don't wanna see that shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
The three of us have rings on, but they're rubber. These are like silicone, right?
- MSMatt Serra
All right. Lemme see. All right.
- DTDin Thomas
Get it or back it.
- NANarrator
(screaming)
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at this. Yeah, my nigga. Yeah, bro.
- MSMatt Serra
(screaming)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
Sure.
- MSMatt Serra
You look like chicken wings. (screaming)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
That's what happens. Don't wear a ring on the mat, ever.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh. All right, all right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, fuck.
- MSMatt Serra
Turn it off, turn it off.
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't wear a ring to the gym.
- DTDin Thomas
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It, like, you could, uh, drop a weight on it or rip your finger off.
- MSMatt Serra
You wear-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, for real.
- MSMatt Serra
You wear these.
- 2:29 – 5:14
Handshake etiquette, grip-douches, and why guys posture around fighters
- JRJoe Rogan
But yeah, I've, I heard about a dude in, uh, God, I forget whose, whose gym. One of the, one of the... Some big name dude. And, uh, he took a photo of one of his students and said, "Don't ever come onto my mat with a ring on, ever. Ever again."
- MSMatt Serra
Oh my God.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Because this is what happens." And he posted it.
- MSMatt Serra
Ooh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't remember who posted it, but fuck, man. It's like you can't... It's just too dangerous.
- MSMatt Serra
I never liked wearing-
- JRJoe Rogan
You, you basically have a, a metal wedge on your finger.
- MSMatt Serra
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're doing anything heavy, if you're in the outdoors, if you're climbing something, it can just dig right into your meat and rip your fucking finger apart.
- MSMatt Serra
When I was, um, when I was, uh, when I was fighting, when I was champ, I had the, uh... I had just got married. I was telling you earlier. And fi- and when I had the ring on, this is before they had the r- rubber rings, you know? And, and guys get excited to see you, so I sometimes you give them the hand, they, they squeeze your fingers and it felt so exciting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Smash the ring into him.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
Into my sarah.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
You try to be nice and it's like, "Give me my hand back, motherfucker."
- DTDin Thomas
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I wonder if that's why you wear a wedding ring on your left hand.
- MSMatt Serra
So you, 'cause you shake what you have there.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause you shake hands with your right, so I wonder if that's-
- DTDin Thomas
Hmm. Be, I mean, that's good (laughs) that's a good hypothesis there.
- NANarrator
That totally makes sense.
- DTDin Thomas
Yeah, for sure.
- MSMatt Serra
It does. Especially, though, I hate those douche bags that always try to give you that fucking... They have a nice squeeze. They try to break-
- JRJoe Rogan
They grab the tips. I don't like that.
- MSMatt Serra
And they try to break, they try to break your hand off.
- DTDin Thomas
That, that gets on my fucking nerves when they wanna squeeze your fingers.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't, I don't like when they... It's a bitch move.
- DTDin Thomas
Shake your hand, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a bitch move.
- MSMatt Serra
You go in exactly the-
- 5:14 – 5:50
The intimidation factor of heavyweights: meeting Ngannou in person
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I understand. Flex a little bit. Like if you're meeting Francis Ngannou, how fucking terrifying is that?
- MSMatt Serra
Oh yeah, no doubt.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're-
- MSMatt Serra
Like there's this... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You're a regular dude.
- DTDin Thomas
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- MSMatt Serra
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're a regular dude and you shake that guy's hand. You're like, "Oh, what the fuck, man?"
- MSMatt Serra
(laughs)
- DTDin Thomas
Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
I remember the first time I interviewed him. I was standing next to him. I'm like, "What the fuck, man?" That guy is so powerful.
- MSMatt Serra
He's fighting a guy bigger than him.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DTDin Thomas
Henan Ferreira?
- MSMatt Serra
The Bellator guy?
- DTDin Thomas
Right? The Bellator?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. That guy is good.
- DTDin Thomas
Is his first name Good?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, he's good. He is good.
- DTDin Thomas
And he's like 6'8", right?
- JRJoe Rogan
He KO'd Ryan Bader and real quick, right? It wasn't like 20 seconds.
- MSMatt Serra
He like, like jabbed him or something. And yeah, it was real quick.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, he hit him with a clean right hand.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah.
- 5:50 – 10:18
Ferreira vs Bader breakdown + Bellator testing jokes + Bobby Lashley freak genetics
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's watch that because this guy's good, dude. Like this is a dangerous fight.
- MSMatt Serra
I never seen the fight. I just seen the size of him.
- JRJoe Rogan
After a bad KO-
- DTDin Thomas
He's a big motherfucker.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you have to think, you know, he fights Anthony Joshua. That was a bad KO from one of the best knockout artists in boxing, right?
- MSMatt Serra
How tall is this guy?
- JRJoe Rogan
This guy's big, dude.
- MSMatt Serra
And he's athletic, too. He's really athletic, too.
- DTDin Thomas
'Cause he's a lot taller than you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Super fast, man, and he does a lot of wild shit. He throws a lot of kicks and knees. Dude, he's good.
- MSMatt Serra
How much taller is he than, uh...
- JRJoe Rogan
A few inches.
- MSMatt Serra
That's it?
- JRJoe Rogan
I think Francis is like, Francis is like 6'-
- DTDin Thomas
6'4" or 6'-
- JRJoe Rogan
... 6'5".
- MSMatt Serra
Is he?
- JRJoe Rogan
Something like that.This guy's, he's taller. Francis is bigger though, for sure. But this guy's fucking dangerous, man. And he's real long. Like watch this combination when he lands it on Bader. See, Bader can't close the distance here. He's having a hard... This guy's from the outside, son.
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at that right hand.
- MSMatt Serra
He waited for him to throw that jab.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, watch that again 'cause that shit was perfect.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Watch that again. Look at the timing on this guy, man. Watch this. Bader's trying to close, he's trying to close. Check out this. Do you... Watch this fade away a little to his left. Boom!
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MSMatt Serra
I mean, that's right over the top of the jab.
- JRJoe Rogan
Clean.
- JRJohn Rallo
They got footwork. They got over the top of the jab.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- 10:18 – 15:16
‘Natty or not?’ genetics talk, then Sean Brady vs Gilbert Burns (grappling chess)
- JRJoe Rogan
customers only. It's amazing some guys are natural, like Paulo Costa. He's just got the genes, son.
- MSMatt Serra
Is he now, is he natural?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know.
- GUGuest
I mean.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm guessing.
- JRJohn Rallo
Maybe.
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you think?
- JRJohn Rallo
He plays it up with the secret juicing and the... It's easy, it's easy.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think you'd be talking that much shit if he was really...
- MSMatt Serra
No, but... No.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think every... He always looks the same.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He never tests positive.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the guy has crazy genetics. Like, look how handsome he is. Look at that broad jaw.
- JRJohn Rallo
That is true. That is true.
- JRJoe Rogan
That guy's got freak genetics, just in looks and also in his build.
- GUGuest
He's been tested a billion times.
- JRJohn Rallo
A billion times.
- GUGuest
Yeah, never tested positive.
- MSMatt Serra
Most fuckers have chemists out there. Hey, you used to work for American Top Team. Tell us the secrets.
- JRJohn Rallo
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
Tell us the secrets that they got over in that fucking... Tell the... Tell Dan White with his fucking mic called in-
- JRJohn Rallo
It's not a secret. It's not a secret.
- MSMatt Serra
I wanna know what the fuck happens over there.
- GUGuest
Listen, I am not going to Julianna Penya this one.
- JRJohn Rallo
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
No, I am not doing... No. I'm not doing that.
- 15:16 – 21:36
MMA history perspective: Aldo’s peak, BJ Penn’s prime, and leg-kick consequences
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn, dude. Do you think about all the fucking wars that a lot of people have forgot about?
- GUGuest
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I go.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because there's so many fights now.
- GUGuest
I know. Right?
Like it's not like when I was, when we were fighting back in the day. It was-
(laughs) It was-
It was far and few between, like-
It was an event 'cause there was only a few a year, you know?
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. People forgot about Jose Aldo's beginnings.
- GUGuest
Man.
Bro, I didn't. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- GUGuest
When he was in the WEC was there anybody really better?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- GUGuest
No.
He's a complete, complete fighter.
He, yeah, he's for sure the best WEC fighter out there.
- JRJoe Rogan
What... You can't... Look, you can't keep that pace, whatever that pace is when a guy is at the top of the food chain. You can't keep that pace up for very long.
- GUGuest
Man, he kept it for 10 years.
- JRJoe Rogan
I always say you have to look at a guy by where he was when he was at his best. Like if we're gonna do this like, "Who's the best guy ever?" Thing, that's why I always throw BJ Penn in there.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
Me too. Me too.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause BJ Penn... And, and you fought him.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
BJ Penn in his fucking prime was a demon.
- GUGuest
And he ran through everybody.
We fought him.
- 21:36 – 28:11
Pereira vs Jamahal Hill controversy: the nut-shot reset, distance trap, and left-hook mechanics
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't want that guy angry. But Jamahal, like d- ... That fight, like there was that weird moment where he- Yeah. He kicked Jamahal in the nuts.
- GUGuest
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or Jamahal kicked him in the nuts, rather.
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, and he, and he waved ... When Herb Dean came off.
- GUGuest
When he waved the ref off.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he did a little step and then- Yeah, yeah, yeah. ... he got a little closer. Right. He got in the kitchen. Yeah. But Jamahal, I talked to Jamahal about that. Like, Jamahal called all of us on the broadcast. He was like, "Yo." Yeah. And he was like, he stepped on and got the angle and I couldn't move 'cause Herb Dean was there and- No, he's right. ... was there. He's definitely right. Yeah. But we didn't see it. Right. I didn't, I didn't see that. All I was thinking is, uh ... So there's so much happens, right? A guy gets kicked in the nuts. I'm like, "Oh, shit. Are they gonna ... Is he hurt?" First question is always, "Is this gonna fuck the fight up? Like, how long is this gonna be? Uh, okay, he's gotta s- take a break. Is he gonna be okay?" 'Cause I think, like, every time you get kicked in the nuts, one point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time you get an eye poke, one point. 'Cause even if it's an accident, if you get slammed in your nuts and then you have to go back to fighting two minutes later- That's, I mean, that's the side effect. ... you've been affected.
- GUGuest
Yeah, no doubt.
- JRJoe Rogan
Two minutes ago you couldn't even fight. Yeah, no doubt. And now all of a sudden you're supposed to fight full clip- Yeah. ... against a guy who's trying to kill you- Right. ... who just cracked you in the nuts? (phone vibrates) Who's that? Is that you, Dean? Is that you, Matt?
- GUGuest
Not me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Definitely not me.
- GUGuest
I'm a professional.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who is it?
- GUGuest
I'm on airplane mode.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hold on. Let me see.
- GUGuest
I think it's his iPhone.
It's an iPhone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh! Is that you, Dean?
- GUGuest
It's his iPhone.
- JRJoe Rogan
It is me.
- GUGuest
Oh, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch.
- GUGuest
Hold on, man. Wait a minute. I gotta tell you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bastard.
- GUGuest
I'll tell you what. Hold your own.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what it was? You know what it was?
- GUGuest
Dean gets the smelling salts for that.
No. Uh, I've been listening to you motherfuckers in-
(laughs)
... telling me to get a iPhone and I don't know how to work it.
- 28:11 – 31:57
Men, emotions, and “Chimp Crazy”: why pet chimps are a nightmare
- JRJoe Rogan
I cried, I cried the other night-
- JRJohn Rallo
I was just gonna see if you do.
- JRJoe Rogan
Watching Chimp Crazy.
- JRJohn Rallo
What?
- GUGuest
What?
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a show... Oh my God, it was a HBO show. What's Max now? Whatever it is.
- JRJohn Rallo
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, it's a docuseries about people that own chimpanzees.
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, it's-
- GUGuest
That can't end well.
- JRJohn Rallo
Wait, wait, hold on.
- JRJoe Rogan
Horrific.
- JRJohn Rallo
What made you cry about that?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's horrific, man.
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh, wait, wait. With the, with the-
- JRJoe Rogan
With the chimp, when the chimps tear people apart-
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh, that's what you-
- JRJoe Rogan
They tear, they tear your face off.
- JRJohn Rallo
I know, what, they bite your face?
- JRJoe Rogan
They tear your eyes off, they bite your fingers off.
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
They pull your dick off. Dude, it was... There's so many moments in that show where you're just like, "What the fuck?" It just, it's so sad.
- JRJohn Rallo
Oh, is there anything happy in it, or no?
- GUGuest
Oh, no. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no, no, there's nothing happy in this show. There's nothing happy in this show. This show is all about what happens when people have pet chimps and the chimps get to be about five years old and they don't wanna listen to you anymore because they're a 200 pound fucking super predator.
- GUGuest
For real.
- JRJoe Rogan
They can do whatever they want. Like, what they are, they're our closest relatives and they're really fucking smart and when they get to be, like, five years old, you can't even put them in a combination lock, they were telling me.
- JRJohn Rallo
Because they can-
- JRJoe Rogan
They'll figure out the combination. They'll watch you do it.
- 31:57 – 51:37
Movie & TV rabbit hole: Westerns, The Boys “sauna” scene, zombie shows, and streaming rights
- MSMatt Serra
I gotta watch this. Bro, yeah. Remember that Clint Eastwood movie, fucking Any Which Way But Loose?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. (laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
Awesome. I used to love those movies. And Any Which Way You Can. They had two of them.
- JRJoe Rogan
The best is bare knuckle boxer. Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
The second one when they were gonna have that fight. Philo Betto.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
And then it's gonna be, "Oh, they hurt, they're still fighting?" And then it's, you know, guys, they are different... "Oh, let's get on the plane and let's go see the fight." (laughs) Dude, they're fighting for fucking two hours, these guys. You're like, "Where are they?" (laughs) Like across the state.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the T- Who's that guy's name? Tank Murdock? Is that the guy's name? (laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
That's the guy's name, the first one, yeah. (laughs) They became friends at the end. I remember all that shit. Philo Metto was Clint's name.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah. Philo Betto. Yeah. Yeah, and they had the right turn, Clyde. Right, right turn, Clyde.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, it's funny because back then, you would never think that people were actually having bare knuckle fights for money. And now it's on pay-per-view.
- MSMatt Serra
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. I know, right? (laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
So that's the original Mike Perry.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you'd be like, there was never gonna be bare knuckle boxing-
- MSMatt Serra
I'll tell you, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
... as a sport. That's crazy. So this was just some backyard shit that people would do. Like, this is the, this is the big killer. This is the guy that's like the, the big money champion and he's gonna eventually fight him.
- MSMatt Serra
Yeah, at the end of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he's watching Clint-
- MSMatt Serra
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and he steps in to help him and he starts fucking some people up. (laughs)
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- MSMatt Serra
We didn't even know what was... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is awesome.
- MSMatt Serra
We didn't even know what real fighting was back then, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
I had no idea. Somebody needs to redo... Well, all those things he did would work. I mean, it's not crazy. He's not doing any like jump split kicks.
- MSMatt Serra
I used to like these movies as a kid. I loved these, loved them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, these movies were great.
- MSMatt Serra
Just movie, this movie was great. Clint Eastwood was the fucking man.
- 51:37 – 1:05:56
Meth, real-world chaos, and dark fighter stories: North Hollywood shootout to CTE
- JRJoe Rogan
If there was no meth, what, how much less crime would there be?
- NANarrator
(laughs) A lot.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, 50%?
- NANarrator
Yeah, for sure.
- MSMatt Serra
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, if you think about how many ridiculous crimes get cooked up while they're on meth, literally.
- NANarrator
Or to get the meth.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MSMatt Serra
Right. Yeah. Yeah. To get, yeah. Meth influence.
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you remember that North Hollywood shootout? It was just like the movie Heat.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, yes. They were in body armor and shit.
- NANarrator
Yeah. I thought, I thought that's gonna be-
- JRJoe Rogan
These dudes had body armor. They had like fucking big giant machine guns and shit. There was-
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They, they-
- NANarrator
They were literally just walking up the street blasting people.
- JRJoe Rogan
Apparently they were roided outta their fucking minds. These dudes are roided outta their minds, doing coke, and they robbed this bank in North Hollywood. And the cops boxed them in. They had a shootout on the street.
- MSMatt Serra
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was, I was on news radio at the time. We stopped production of the show to watch it on television.
- MSMatt Serra
(laughs)
- NANarrator
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Everybody was like, "What the fuck is going on?"
- MSMatt Serra
What the hell.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was so crazy.
- NANarrator
How far from you was it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Real close.
- NANarrator
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Real close. Like we, we were in Studio City. North Hollywood's 15 minutes away, 10 minutes away.
- MSMatt Serra
Hmm.
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