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JRE MMA Show #41 with TJ Dillashaw & Duane Ludwig

Joe is sits down with UFC Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw & Duane "Bang" Ludwig.

Joe RoganhostDuane "Bang" LudwigguestTJ DillashawguestGuestguest
Sep 13, 20182h 23mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    ... you let me…

    1. JR

      ... you let me know.

    2. DL

      Oh, cool.

    3. JR

      And so...

    4. DL

      Yes, sir.

    5. JR

      Be like, "Okay."

    6. DL

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      "All right." And then we leave it there. (laughs)

    8. TD

      Y- yeah, I think you'd be too nervous, yeah, like you said.

    9. JR

      Boom! And we're live. UFC motherfucking bantamweight champion, TJ Dillashaw.

    10. TD

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      And Duane Ludwig.

    12. DL

      How you doing, Mr. Rogan?

    13. JR

      Master Splinter. What's up, buddy?

    14. DL

      I'm awesome.

    15. JR

      Good to see you, man.

    16. TD

      Good to see you.

    17. JR

      Oh, I see you got golf shirts now, too. Look at you, you respectable motherfucker.

    18. DL

      Gotta step up. I'm 40 now.

    19. JR

      Oh.

    20. TD

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      You gotta be respectable.

    22. DL

      Gotta step up my game.

    23. TD

      People walk into my-

    24. JR

      It's right.

    25. TD

      ... dojo, and he's gotta look dressed to the nines, you know, looking like it's, uh, the job.

    26. DL

      But there's a warning sign on the wall that says, "Explicit language."

    27. JR

      Oh. So you, you let people know, people are gonna be swearing-

    28. DL

      Yes, sir.

    29. JR

      ... up in this bitch.

    30. DL

      Yes, sir. So line up, motherfuckers.

  2. 15:0030:00

    ... vehicle. …

    1. TD

      V6.

    2. JR

      ... vehicle.

    3. TD

      I mean, it's only got, uh, high 500s in horsepower, but-

    4. JR

      There it is. Look at that fucking thing.

    5. TD

      Yeah, but it, uh-

    6. DL

      Oh my God.

    7. JR

      Only got a high 500s.

    8. TD

      But the torque-

    9. DL

      It's so hilarious how it sounds.

    10. TD

      ... on it is insane 'cause it's a, it's, uh, uh, two electric motors.

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. TD

      So off the start it's s- so fast. Uh, 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds.

    13. JR

      Jesus!

    14. TD

      It's fast, dude.

    15. JR

      So good-looking too.

    16. TD

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      I love the way they look.

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      They, they look like a car that's supposed to be built in 2018.

    20. TD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      You know what I mean? It's like that shit's from the future.

    22. TD

      It took them a long time to, to create that car. I mean, they stopped making the, the second generation NSX, like, what?

    23. JR

      2005.

    24. TD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      I had one.

    26. DL

      Oh.

    27. TD

      Oh, did you?

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. TD

      That's why you're a huge fan of them too?

    30. JR

      I had two of those.

  3. 30:0045:00

    I don't know how…

    1. JR

    2. TD

      I don't know how he can tell that, I'm not really sure, I'd have to have him tell you. (laughs)

    3. JR

      So there's something weird about people that touch people's bodies all the time and you go, "This is all horse shit." And then they put their arm and shoulder, "What's going on with your shoulder?" They're like,

    4. DL

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      "What? What do you mean?" And like, "It's very, uh, very tense up here." "You have an injury you're nursing." Like how... What?

    6. TD

      How'd you know that?

    7. DL

      How the fuck do you know?

    8. JR

      There's that sixth sense for sure, something's going on.

    9. TD

      And most... They just get used to like the difference between your left side and your right side, you're like, "Oh, something's going on here." They just... It's like everything else, right? Like your understanding of what an athlete is capable of-

    10. DL

      For sure.

    11. JR

      ... is so different than a person who doesn't train.

    12. DL

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Just... And I think it's gotta be-

    14. DL

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      You know, we don't... We can't imagine someone being able to touch your pec and go, "Oh, you've got a tear. You got a- you got a muscle tear." You're like, "What?"

    16. TD

      Mm-hmm. But there's also those massage therapists that will do something like, "How's that feel? You feel better?" It's like, "Oh yeah, I guess I feel better now."

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. TD

      But this guy will find my weaknesses be- uh, without me even telling him.

    19. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    20. TD

      Um, he'll know like things that I need to get worked on. Uh, he knows if my hips are aligned. Uh, like kind of like almost like a chiropractor as well but he doesn't do chiropractic work.

    21. JR

      Good.

    22. TD

      Yeah.

    23. DL

      (laughs)

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. TD

      Yeah, exactly.

    26. DL

      What if it's- You don't like chiropractors, huh?

    27. JR

      I just don't think it's real.

    28. DL

      I love them. I love to get lined back up.

    29. JR

      Good.

    30. DL

      I've had neck... My neck just tweaked and not be able to do anything and then get lined back up and be ready to go.

  4. 45:0057:29

    This is another one.…

    1. TD

    2. DL

      This is another one.

    3. TD

      It's a different Tyrone.

    4. JR

      This is a different guy?

    5. DL

      Yeah, this is a different one. The, the other one's... He's a different guy.

    6. GU

      So listen, make no stupid-

    7. JR

      I thought you just tried to hit me.

    8. DL

      No, he'll do a... He'll go-

    9. TD

      I mean, you just type in "Tyrone Black dude" into the internet, I mean, you're gonna get a lot of videos.

    10. JR

      What does this have to do with Tyron Woodley?

    11. DL

      It's hilarious. But... So it would have been funny 'cause if... Tha- that- that's not the best clip, uh, 'cause if he would have won the belt... Or no, he won the belt, right? "I'm Tyrone and this is my motherfucking belt!" So if you watch these videos and an actual good video of the Tyrone and if-

    12. TD

      Yeah.

    13. DL

      ... Tyrone would do that in the cage, I was... I was... I've been thinking about this for a while, that shit would have been so fucking funny, but it's not funny 'cause you don't know the damn videos. Shit. Jamie, pull that up.

    14. JR

      Mm- mm.

    15. DL

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      Like that time when he went... That's it. He just...

    17. TD

      (laughs)

    18. DL

      I watched the Rogan show. That wasn't the guy, you li-... I didn't mean to steal your line, Mr. Rogan. Sorry, sir.

    19. JR

      Ah. That's hilarious.

    20. TD

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      Yeah, he, he was almost after he won, like, like, nothing happened.

    22. DL

      Yeah. Well-

    23. JR

      Well, he... He just seemed new, right?

    24. DL

      I fought everybody. UFC wants me to fight. But it's... This is weird, you know? Is this another one?

    25. JR

      That's him.

    26. DL

      Is that the same guy?

    27. JR

      Yeah. This is the one where he gets beat up for saying he's gonna-

    28. DL

      Oh, really?

    29. JR

      ... fuck somebody's wife or something like that.

    30. DL

      Oh.

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