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JRE MMA Show #85 with Max Holloway

Joe sits down with former UFC Featherweight Champion Max Holloway.

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Dec 18, 20192h 5mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    ... you know? …

    1. MH

      ... you know?

    2. JR

      Took yoga-

    3. MH

      Nice.

    4. JR

      ... hung out with my dog, and now we're here. All right, we're live.

    5. MH

      Nice.

    6. JR

      What's up, Max? How are you, brother? Good to see you.

    7. MH

      I'm good. Yeah, how you doing?

    8. JR

      I'm good.

    9. MH

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      Do-

    11. MH

      Finally here. I've been-

    12. JR

      Oh, yeah. (laughs)

    13. MH

      I've asked you for about, I think, uh, what, 17? 17 fights straight. When am I getting on?

    14. JR

      (laughs)

    15. MH

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      We tried to organize it a couple of times, but, hey, man, you live on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    17. MH

      I know.

    18. JR

      It's, it's a little, it's a different thing, you know, logistically.

    19. MH

      I know, I know. I know, I know, but, uh, we've, you finally made it happen.

    20. JR

      Yes.

    21. MH

      You the man.

    22. JR

      We finally made it happen.

    23. MH

      You the man. I can't wait.

    24. JR

      So how you doing, man? Everything all right?

    25. MH

      Everything good. I feel great.

    26. JR

      You walking good?

    27. MH

      I'm wa- walking great.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. MH

      I'm walking great.

    30. JR

      You, you look totally fine.

  2. 15:0030:00

    (laughs) …

    1. JR

      guys ever. And M- Mike Tyson fucked him up. He was this big giant dude, though.

    2. MH

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      He was so big. He'd be l- like, l- built like a bodybuilder. You thought he would just flatline people. And Mike Tyson just smooshed him. He was-

    4. MH

      Mike Ty- say, Mi- uh, genetics.

    5. JR

      Yes. That's genetics.

    6. MH

      We talking about genetics. Mike-

    7. JR

      Genetics.

    8. MH

      ... did you not see the video of Mike Tyson showing who, what en- uh, n- uh, Ngannou?

    9. JR

      Yes.

    10. MH

      D- how to slip, like-

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. MH

      ... whoop, whoop, whoop. (laughs) I was like, "Guy." (laughs)

    13. JR

      In his 50s. Yeah.

    14. MH

      Come on, guy. Why you moving like this? (laughs) Because he a bear.

    15. JR

      Well, Teddy Atmos told me that when he was 13 years old, Tyson weighed 190 pounds.

    16. MH

      What? (laughs)

    17. JR

      (laughs) They said-

    18. MH

      You can't be smoking-

    19. JR

      He brought him to smo- yeah, it was true. He brought him to smokers and they would go, "How old's this kid?" He goes, "13." He goes, "Get the fuck out of here. He's 16."

    20. MH

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      And he's like, "I'm telling you, he's 13." They would put him in with 16-year-olds, 'cause they wouldn't believe him.

    22. MH

      He a different-

    23. JR

      They didn't believe he was 13.

    24. MH

      ... different. You sure he did- you sure he didn't do that from, what is that called? What i- uh, what is that one movie? That one movie, that baseball movie, Benchwarmers, when he's like, "I'm 13"? (laughs)

    25. JR

      Oh, right, right. No, but Tyson, it's real. Yeah, man. It's-

    26. MH

      Oh, man.

    27. JR

      ... genetics are r- there's that, there's him with Ngannou. Look at that.

    28. MH

      Watch this. Watch this move.

    29. JR

      He l- he looks like such a elder statesman too, you know, with his beard.

    30. MH

      Yeah. Yeah, and then watch when he does his slip thing. He does... W- where is the slip one?

  3. 30:0045:00

    Lockhart? …

    1. JR

      (sniffs) Oh... I'll remember his name in a minute.

    2. MH

      Lockhart?

    3. JR

      Yes, thank you. George Lockhart. Sorry, George. It's the weed, I blame the weed.

    4. MH

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      But, um, Lockhart was saying that m- big muscular guys, they're- it's easier.

    6. MH

      It's easier to... y- y- you can suck-

    7. JR

      (coughs) .

    8. MH

      You can suck water outta someone who's muscular 'cause his muscle- muscles are gonna let go- let go the water.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. MH

      But if you are fat, fat is gonna he- hold on to everything.

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. MH

      That's why you fat.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. MH

      (laughs) To be honest.

    15. JR

      (coughs) Yeah, you're holding on to everything.

    16. MH

      You're gonna do whatever goes in your body. Like, "Holy shit, what is this?"

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. MH

      "Let's just hold onto it."

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. MH

      Muscle is like, once something bad... like, muscles won't even hold on, hold onto something bad. If you eat sugar and you're so muscular, you feel sick.

    21. JR

      It's funny how different guys look on the scale versus the next day. Like, Lombard was a, a good example. Like, when he would make 170, he w- he looked so much smaller on the scale and then the next day, you'd be like, "Fuck, is this the same guy?"

    22. MH

      'Cause it's muscle, yeah.

    23. JR

      Yeah, all muscle.

    24. MH

      And 'cause it... and then muscle wants water.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. MH

      So when you put water into that th- that bad boy, my gosh, he look like a balloon.

    27. JR

      (inflates)

    28. MH

      (laughs) Yeah.

    29. JR

      Carb up, swells up.

    30. MH

      He is like h- yeah.

  4. 45:0058:39

    Cub Swanson. …

    1. MH

      jujitsu tournament, I wanna do a jujitsu tournament." He's like, "No." He's like, "I'll let you go do a boxing match, but do a jujitsu tournament." I was like, "Why?" He was like, "'Cause you see all these top MMA fighters, they go to do the ne- the gis, jujitsu, whatever the tournament is, they tear their ACL, they tear-

    2. JR

      Cub Swanson.

    3. MH

      ... their shoulder." Yeah, they tear-

    4. JR

      Cub Swanson this weekend.

    5. MH

      They get choked out, they hit their head, they get cut. Luke, Luke cut-

    6. JR

      Yep, yep. The broth-

    7. MH

      ... cut his, cut his eye-

    8. JR

      Yep.

    9. MH

      ... in a fight. (laughs)

    10. JR

      A wrestling match.

    11. MH

      In a, yeah, in a wr- in a grappling match-

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. MH

      ... like, how, you know? Like-

    14. JR

      It happens.

    15. MH

      ... it's just freak, freak stuff happen when you're grappling.

    16. JR

      Well, Cub blew his knee out just-

    17. MH

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      ... this weekend.

    19. MH

      I, I heard, yeah.

    20. JR

      Yeah. I mean, he's, he's on a, a real high note right now. Just beat Chrome Gracie.

    21. MH

      Gracie, yeah.

    22. JR

      And he's also 36 with a family, you know? So it's like, this guy can't afford to take a fucking year off.

    23. MH

      And yeah, that's why he wasn't doing it.

    24. JR

      And he was locked up in a leg lock with Jake Shields, who's at least 30 pounds bigger than him. Jake is a big fella.

    25. MH

      (sighs) .

    26. JR

      And, you know, they're doing that quintet thing-

    27. MH

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      ... where different weights will compete against different guys.

    29. MH

      Yeah. Shout out to Sean O'Malley. I, I saw him put it on for the UFC team, man.

    30. JR

      Oh, yeah. Did you see Krause? James Krause? Caught King Mo in a standing guillotine?

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