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Listener asks: most important cabinet roles + dream nominees
- KSKara Swisher
Okay, Scott, let's pivot to a listener question. The question comes from David. Let's listen.
- NANarrator
I've listened to the last few podcasts in which both of you discuss the various nominees Trump has put forward for Cabinet and other important administration positions. My question for each of you has two parts. Which positions do each of you consider the most important positions and why? And second, if you were president, who would you nominate for the most important positions in your administration and why?
- 0:31 – 5:39
Kara’s top three: Defense, Attorney General, and Treasury
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, that's interesting. That's a great question. Um, I'll start. Um, I think the depart- secretary of defense is critically important, the attorney general is critically important, and obviously the, uh, treasury secretary. So, uh, I, uh, if I was President Trump or if I'm me? If I'm me, I would have picked different. I probably would have picked Jamie Dimon for the treasury job. For the head of the defense department, that's, that would be interesting. I don't, I'd have to think. Maybe, oh God, I wouldn't say Pete Buttigieg,
but someone who's, someone who's served and who, um, who understands how to run big systems. There's lots of people like that. Uh, certainly not Pete Hegseth, uh, by any means. I could run it better than him. Um, and then the third, attorney general. Someone, uh, you know, not quite as partisan and who didn't deny the election, like Pam Bondi. I do think she's actually, has qualifications. There's no question she ran a big, important state's HSAG. She knows her way around a courtroom, (coughs) et cetera, as they say. Um, but, uh, I think
those are the most important. But I, I, one of the ones, as we were just talking about this United Healthcare thing, is the, the Health and Human Services director. I would make that Mark Cuban, uh, you know, or someone like that, to, to c- You need to facilitate change in how healthcare goes in this country very drastically, and how we eat, and the chemicals that are in our system. I completely agree with that. But this friggin' nut job, RFK Jr., who now looks good next to these other people, is, is a disaster, especially around vaccines and everything else. So, someone who respects science, um, I would say Mark Cuban for that job. Your turn, Scott.
- SGScott Galloway
I would go, I like the whole cable news as a Cabinet strategy. I'd have Dana Bash. I'd have Da- But except I'd go another cable network. I think the people at CNN are so impressive. I think it should be President Dana Bash.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Her vice president is Anderson Cooper.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
And we laugh, but these people would be a hell of a lot more competent than some of the people he's proposing now.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Peter Hegseth and Peter Navarro? Give me a fucking break, or-
- KSKara Swisher
I know, Peters.
- SGScott Galloway
... or, or Kash Patel.
- KSKara Swisher
Dicks.
- SGScott Galloway
These, this would-
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Michael Smerconish I'd like to be Secretary of Commerce.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
I'd like to see, um, I would, I, there's so many outstanding. I'd love to see Michael Bennet as Secretary of Education.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Uh, I think Vivek Murthy as head of Health and Human Services.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm.
- SGScott Galloway
I think he is, he is the most consequential-
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
... surgeon general in history, bringing up loneliness-
- KSKara Swisher
Agree.
- SGScott Galloway
... and the stress on parents.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Um, there's a ton of fantastic... Oh, oh, I, I, I would put together the hottest and most competent Cabinet in history. And I'd give o- AOC a job just 'cause she's ridiculously fucking hot.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm. Good.
- SGScott Galloway
But-
- 1:01 – 5:39
Kara on Defense: operational competence over political theatrics
- KSKara Swisher
but someone who's, someone who's served and who, um, who understands how to run big systems. There's lots of people like that. Uh, certainly not Pete Hegseth, uh, by any means. I could run it better than him. Um, and then the third, attorney general. Someone, uh, you know, not quite as partisan and who didn't deny the election, like Pam Bondi. I do think she's actually, has qualifications. There's no question she ran a big, important state's HSAG. She knows her way around a courtroom, (coughs) et cetera, as they say. Um, but, uh, I think
those are the most important. But I, I, one of the ones, as we were just talking about this United Healthcare thing, is the, the Health and Human Services director. I would make that Mark Cuban, uh, you know, or someone like that, to, to c- You need to facilitate change in how healthcare goes in this country very drastically, and how we eat, and the chemicals that are in our system. I completely agree with that. But this friggin' nut job, RFK Jr., who now looks good next to these other people, is, is a disaster, especially around vaccines and everything else. So, someone who respects science, um, I would say Mark Cuban for that job. Your turn, Scott.
- SGScott Galloway
I would go, I like the whole cable news as a Cabinet strategy. I'd have Dana Bash. I'd have Da- But except I'd go another cable network. I think the people at CNN are so impressive. I think it should be President Dana Bash.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Her vice president is Anderson Cooper.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
And we laugh, but these people would be a hell of a lot more competent than some of the people he's proposing now.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Peter Hegseth and Peter Navarro? Give me a fucking break, or-
- KSKara Swisher
I know, Peters.
- SGScott Galloway
... or, or Kash Patel.
- KSKara Swisher
Dicks.
- SGScott Galloway
These, this would-
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Michael Smerconish I'd like to be Secretary of Commerce.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
I'd like to see, um, I would, I, there's so many outstanding. I'd love to see Michael Bennet as Secretary of Education.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Uh, I think Vivek Murthy as head of Health and Human Services.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm.
- SGScott Galloway
I think he is, he is the most consequential-
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
... surgeon general in history, bringing up loneliness-
- KSKara Swisher
Agree.
- SGScott Galloway
... and the stress on parents.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Um, there's a ton of fantastic... Oh, oh, I, I, I would put together the hottest and most competent Cabinet in history. And I'd give o- AOC a job just 'cause she's ridiculously fucking hot.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm. Good.
- SGScott Galloway
But-
- KSKara Swisher
Also competent.
- 1:31 – 2:05
Health & Human Services as a sleeper priority: Cuban over RFK Jr.
- KSKara Swisher
those are the most important. But I, I, one of the ones, as we were just talking about this United Healthcare thing, is the, the Health and Human Services director. I would make that Mark Cuban, uh, you know, or someone like that, to, to c- You need to facilitate change in how healthcare goes in this country very drastically, and how we eat, and the chemicals that are in our system. I completely agree with that. But this friggin' nut job, RFK Jr., who now looks good next to these other people, is, is a disaster, especially around vaccines and everything else. So, someone who respects science, um, I would say Mark Cuban for that job. Your turn, Scott.
- 2:05 – 2:23
Scott’s tongue-in-cheek “cable news cabinet” (Dana Bash, Anderson Cooper)
- SGScott Galloway
I would go, I like the whole cable news as a Cabinet strategy. I'd have Dana Bash. I'd have Da- But except I'd go another cable network. I think the people at CNN are so impressive. I think it should be President Dana Bash.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Her vice president is Anderson Cooper.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
And we laugh, but these people would be a hell of a lot more competent than some of the people he's proposing now.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay.
- 2:23 – 2:30
Scott blasts specific Trump picks: Hegseth, Navarro, Kash Patel
- SGScott Galloway
Peter Hegseth and Peter Navarro? Give me a fucking break, or-
- KSKara Swisher
I know, Peters.
- SGScott Galloway
... or, or Kash Patel.
- KSKara Swisher
Dicks.
- SGScott Galloway
These, this would-
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- 2:30 – 2:52
Scott’s serious “dream cabinet” roles: Commerce, Education, HHS
- SGScott Galloway
Michael Smerconish I'd like to be Secretary of Commerce.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
I'd like to see, um, I would, I, there's so many outstanding. I'd love to see Michael Bennet as Secretary of Education.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Uh, I think Vivek Murthy as head of Health and Human Services.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm.
- SGScott Galloway
I think he is, he is the most consequential-
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
... surgeon general in history, bringing up loneliness-
- KSKara Swisher
Agree.
- SGScott Galloway
... and the stress on parents.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:52 – 3:29
Looks + competence: AOC, Ro Khanna, and Klobuchar for enforcement roles
- SGScott Galloway
Um, there's a ton of fantastic... Oh, oh, I, I, I would put together the hottest and most competent Cabinet in history. And I'd give o- AOC a job just 'cause she's ridiculously fucking hot.
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm. Good.
- SGScott Galloway
But-
- KSKara Swisher
Also competent.
- SGScott Galloway
... and it's important to have good-looking people.
- KSKara Swisher
Okay. (laughs)
- SGScott Galloway
Um, uh, but Ro Khanna would have a spot in there.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
I think Amy Klobuchar, I'd put at the head of the FTC-
- KSKara Swisher
Mm-hmm.
- SGScott Galloway
... or the DOJ. Um, uh, is she a lawyer?
- KSKara Swisher
DOJ, yes, yes, yes.
- SGScott Galloway
She's a lawyer. She-
- KSKara Swisher
Yes, she wrote that big, giant anti-trust book, remember.
- SGScott Galloway
She's a, she's a-
- KSKara Swisher
She's a good lawyer.
- SGScott Galloway
... fucking gangster. She's not afraid of anybody.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Oh, she'd be a good AG. Oh, yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Um.
- KSKara Swisher
You're right.
- SGScott Galloway
Yeah, I would have a ton of... I, I could... Oh my God, put... Give me the chess board, I will put the pieces in the right place.
- 3:29 – 3:56
If forced to serve: Scott chooses Education; Kara chooses CIA
- KSKara Swisher
What would we be? What would be our job, if you had to pick one?
- SGScott Galloway
We'd do exactly what we're doing right now, 'cause our lives are really nice.
- KSKara Swisher
I understand, but if you had to take a cab- They said, "Here, Scott, you have to take one cabinet job. You don't have a choice."
- SGScott Galloway
Oh, easy. I, I'd wanna be Secretary of Education.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, wow.
- SGScott Galloway
Easy.
- KSKara Swisher
Interesting.
- SGScott Galloway
Yeah, yeah. I'd want it-
- KSKara Swisher
What would you guess I would want to be?
- SGScott Galloway
Head of the CIA. (laughs)
- KSKara Swisher
That's right. That's right, my friend.
- SGScott Galloway
That's right.
- KSKara Swisher
That's correct.
- SGScott Galloway
That's right.
- KSKara Swisher
I would spy on you.
- SGScott Galloway
You do spy on me. You fucking text me at 3:00 in the morning.
- KSKara Swisher
I don't spy.
- SGScott Galloway
You know what I'm doing at all moments. (laughs)
- 3:56 – 4:46
Personal banter detour: late-night texts, edibles, and Fox invites
- KSKara Swisher
I do know what you're doing at all moments 'cause I've got to keep track of you 'cause you're up to things. I, uh, last night, I was texting a variety of people. I'm not gonna say who, but well-known people.
- SGScott Galloway
Uh-oh.
- KSKara Swisher
And I was thinking, "What is Scott up to?" I feel like Scott's up to something right now. I don't know why, but I thought, "Is he up to something?" And I-
- SGScott Galloway
I was eating alone in the Cotswolds after taking an edible.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that, but at first, second, I was like-
- SGScott Galloway
I'm listening to Tom Petty (laughs) , and then taking my dogs-
- KSKara Swisher
"What is he up to?"
- SGScott Galloway
... for a long walk at night.
- KSKara Swisher
What, what little machinations is he up to? By the way, your other, uh, girlfriend, your side piece, uh, Jessica Ta- Jess Tarlov texted me. Um, she's gonna take-
- SGScott Galloway
The hotter, younger woman? (laughs)
- KSKara Swisher
The hotter, younger version of me. Um, she, she was gonna come to this dinner that, uh, ******** in New York when she couldn't. Um, but, uh, she's gonna, uh, take my mom to see The Five, and I have to go. So, Jesse Waters-
- SGScott Galloway
Oh, that'll be great. That'll be great.
- KSKara Swisher
... get the f- W- Will you come with me?
- SGScott Galloway
No way. 100% no.
- KSKara Swisher
All right. All right.
- 4:46 – 5:19
More media appointments: Neil Cavuto and Stephanie Ruhle as ambassador to France
- SGScott Galloway
No. Oh, I'd also give, speaking of Fox, I'd give Neil Cavuto a position. I like him.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Uh, okay. Which one?
- SGScott Galloway
I'd give Cavuto a position.
- KSKara Swisher
What position?
- SGScott Galloway
God, this would be fun.
- KSKara Swisher
What would... But you left out Stephanie Ruhle. I can't believe it. She's gonna kill us. What would you give her?
- SGScott Galloway
Oh, she'd be ambassador to our most important... Like, I'd make her ambassador to... I'd, I'd just like-
- KSKara Swisher
London? Like the diplomat?
- SGScott Galloway
I'd want her to be ambassador to France 'cause she'd throw, she would throw amazing parties at the residence in Paris.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, we did go. Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
Yeah. No, she's should be ambassador-
- KSKara Swisher
She could be like Keri Russell on The Diplomat.
- SGScott Galloway
And she's got great style.
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah.
- SGScott Galloway
I mean, uh, she... Ambassador to France. That's an easy one.
- KSKara Swisher
All right. Ambassador to France. Okay.
- SGScott Galloway
Yeah.
- KSKara Swisher
All right.
- SGScott Galloway
Yeah, yeah.
- 5:19 – 5:39
Wrap-up: gratitude to the listener + ‘puppet master’ joking about governing
- KSKara Swisher
There, we got it. Thank you, David. You made my face.
- SGScott Galloway
I need you to be president so we can do this.
- KSKara Swisher
Oh, my God. This is so good.
- SGScott Galloway
I'll be the puppet master. I'll tell you exactly what to say, what to do, and you can just be-
- KSKara Swisher
So, you're like Steve Bannon, essentially. (laughs) You're Steve Bannon.
- SGScott Galloway
(laughs) Yeah. I get that a lot, um...
- KSKara Swisher
Yeah. Yeah. I don't care.
- SGScott Galloway
This will be fun. We'd be good at this.
- KSKara Swisher
This will be fun. We'd be good at this.
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