What Now? With Trevor NoahMalcolm Gladwell: Do Fairytales Make Adulthood Harder?
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Intro
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
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- 0:04 – 1:33
Rewriting Disney and the Confidence to Go Off Script
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
This should be a business for the three of us. I would, I think you, all of us should contribute to the, to the re-imagining of these flawed classics.
- TNTrevor Noah
What, the Disney ones?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but, but here's ... Okay, but have you watched the newer ones?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, I've watched-
- TNTrevor Noah
Moana?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
'Cause they, no, because they have been reimagined.
- TNTrevor Noah
We did-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I didn't wanna spoil it for you, 'cause I was thinking you were going-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, we did Moana the other night.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
But it gets really violent. I'm like-
- EUEugene
That's what it's like. That's what it'd be like to be young, female, and Black. [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
When your friend is a chicken and one is a pig.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
And you're stuck with an older guy [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
A guy.
- EUEugene
With a catamaran.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs]
- EUEugene
And your gran is a ghost. And your grandfather ran away from your dad-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's-
- EUEugene
... and he's the spirit of the seas.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The chicken-
- TNTrevor Noah
Eugene watches a lot of Moana.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Do you have kids?
- TNTrevor Noah
As you can tell.
- EUEugene
One, yes.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
How old?
- 1:33 – 3:06
Is Pickleball More Democratic Than Golf?
- TNTrevor Noah
In fact, here's another reason, Malcolm Gladwell, you should be pro pickleball.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- EUEugene
[laughs] Here he comes.
- TNTrevor Noah
I know your views, I know your views on golf.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I know how much you hate the fact that, like, golf takes up inordinate amounts of spaces, and it's like, it's unfairly apportioned to the ... Pickleball-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yes
- TNTrevor Noah
... turns one tennis court into four pickleball courts.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Wait, is that true?
- TNTrevor Noah
That is completely true.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Four?
- TNTrevor Noah
Four.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It quadruples the output.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes, it quadru- And-
- EUEugene
Can you lobby for one to be turned into a-
- TNTrevor Noah
And, and-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... I did. I did. And most pickleball games, most, are generally played by four people. Most tennis, like, get-togethers are two people. So technically-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So it's, it's really eight, 8X the productivity of the space.
- TNTrevor Noah
Te- uh-huh.
- EUEugene
I wish you could come see a match.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
All right. All right.
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-huh, no, that's, that's why I think you would love it.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
It is, it is the sport of the people.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs] All right, all right, all right.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
There's, there's a point at which [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- 3:06 – 4:55
Why Old Disney Movies Feel Better Than New Ones
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
music, which is a blue-
- TNTrevor Noah
And what's your, what's your favorite show? Bluey, Cocomelon-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, so-
- TNTrevor Noah
... Peppa Pig?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, the good thing, there's a lot of Peppa Pig going on in my life right now.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Um, although I'm trying to phase it out. We, we're onto the Disney movies.
- TNTrevor Noah
Hey.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
We've, and I've discovered, I'm discovering all these things that other people discovered many years ago, so I'm gonna ... And this is the thing about parenting, is that parenting is the, um, is the, is ... It, it rides on the illusion that you are discovering for the first time what the rest of the world has known-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... for, like, you know, millennia.
- TNTrevor Noah
You figured it out.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So, uh, I have discovered that, like, the early Disney movies are 50 times better than the re- most recent ones.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- EUEugene
Yes.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Like, I never saw these as a kid, so I'm seeing for the first time. So I've watched a lot of, for example, Snow White. And S- first of all, Snow White is astonishingly good. But the best part about it, and this is actually, 'cause I've been in, part of a larger thing I'm become very interested in, the best part about Snow White-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... is all of the ... And also even more so probably with, um, Cinderella.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Is their willingness to go on these tangents. Like, in Cinderella, there's, like, 20 minutes on the mou- on the mouse playing with the cat, Lucifer, and they leave the whole story, set it over here, and it's just the cat and the mouse. And the c- the self-confidence of the filmmaker, they're like, "The kids will, are happy to put-"
- TNTrevor Noah
They appreciate this
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
..."Cinderella to the side-"
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
"... and just go with the mouse and the cat for 20 minutes, and they'll come back to us. We have such confidence in our story and our storytelling ability." And I feel like today, when you watch the newer ones, there's never any of these digressions.
- TNTrevor Noah
No. No.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And one is they don't understand how kids' minds work, or even, pardon me, how human being's mind works. Well, you know this as a c- comic.
- 4:55 – 7:47
The Lost Art of Digression in Comedy and Storytelling
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
In comedy, right, it's the digressions that often get you the biggest laugh.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- EUEugene
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
When you veer off the path, boom, right?
- TNTrevor Noah
It's like, but I think conversations are the same.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Are the same, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I think, I think in everything the surprise is what actually gets you going versus where you thought you were gonna, you were gonna get to.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Exactly.
- TNTrevor Noah
But it, so why aren't they doing that with the kids? Why c- why can't they-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah, but I think-
- TNTrevor Noah
... why did they forget the digression?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I think it's a, I think it's a market economics thing. I think they've ... I, I have this fight oftentimes with people who work in new television, right?
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Especially in streaming. I think they read data wrong.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's my opinion, is that they, they look at the data and they go, "Oh, if, if it's not engaging in the first two minutes, then people are not gonna watch, and you've got to catch their attention, and people like short content, and people like this, and people like that, and people..." But they've made all these assumptions based on data.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
But data, as you know better than anyone, you can read data however you like, and it can tell you the story you want it to tell you.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So I think a lot of the things that are being made today are being made with the idea that people don't have an attention span, but I don't think that that's true.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
People still have attention spans.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, I think very much.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The difference is people now have more choice than they had back in the day, so they don't tolerate shit in the same way that they used to. That we used to.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Do you know what I mean?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So I think
- TNTrevor Noah
Maybe it was like a little bit of arrogance or like w- or just confidence on the side of, like, old Disney. But I also think no one was telling them, "Oh, the data says-"
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yes
- 7:47 – 9:19
K-Pop Demon Hunters and Letting Art Surprise You
- TNTrevor Noah
on Netflix?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, no. I've s- I've seen it. Yeah, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Can I tell you?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
K-Pop Demon Hunters or Demon-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... Demon, K- yeah, K-Pop Demon Hunters, I think. I, I started this movie. In the first like three minutes I was like, "Ah, this is not for me." And then 40 minutes later I was sitting there on the couch-
- EUEugene
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... completely mesmerized, completely entertained.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Just like bopping along. Just like, like every day that's just me, like, singing along. Just like, "You're my soda pop. You're my nana soda pop." I can't explain it.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
But it's what you're saying.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I gave it a chance. I went with it. And now I got the reward. But if, if I, if I succumbed to that initial instinct-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... that three minutes, four minutes, I would've gone, "This is not for me."
- EUEugene
But that's very... Oh, sorry, Malcolm. That's very similar to what stand-up comedy really is. It's like raising children. You suspend disbelief.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- EUEugene
And you just go with the flow and be able to be surprised at some point. You-
- TNTrevor Noah
Or you just bump into something.
- EUEugene
'Cause that, that's what happens when adults watch children's shows. They first start resisting.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- EUEugene
Then they go, "Well, no dog is not talking."
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
And they go, "Wow, Bluey's actually, Bluey's a, Bluey's a boy? Bluey's a girl? Is, is, what's going on here?" Then you become more involved-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- EUEugene
... 'cause you've suspended disbelief. But it takes a long time. And that's what happens with comedy. The first five minutes you're trying to express yourself-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- EUEugene
... and you're trying to go to people, "Forget about your job. Forget where you parked your car. Let me take you to another planet." Then you start to go-
- 9:19 – 10:40
Malcolm Gladwell Never Watched TV as a Kid
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
any of this as a kid.
- TNTrevor Noah
But that's what I'm saying. You never watched TV as a child.
- EUEugene
[laughs] All these disclaimers.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, no.
- EUEugene
All these disclaimers are like [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, I, I honestly didn't watch TV.
- TNTrevor Noah
Malcolm Gladwell didn't watch television as a child.
- EUEugene
How?
- TNTrevor Noah
He lived in like a, like a-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I didn't watch-
- TNTrevor Noah
... learned household
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... I didn't watch television until I got to col- college.
- EUEugene
At all?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, barely. I mean, I would go over to a friend's house every now and again and watch, like, a football game. But I, no, I knew nothing. I mean, I would fake it. Um, I-
- TNTrevor Noah
You'd fake that you've never watched TV?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, no, at the time. So if you talked to me in high school-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes, yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... you would've thought we had a television.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
But I was just reading about-
- EUEugene
[laughs] I like that
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... I was just reading about these shows and faking it.
- TNTrevor Noah
You faked, you faked that you had watched television [laughs] .
- EUEugene
Oh, man, this is so funny.
- TNTrevor Noah
"Did you see this week on The A-Team?" "Oh, The A-Team."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, it's not that hard to, it wasn't that hard to do.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And I would, I, for years, I was a huge basketball fan and football fan in high school, and I had, I had never seen a professional foot- a basketball game. And I had only seen, like, an incredibly small number of... But I could, to this day, I can talk about the 1970s era San Antonio Spurs. I never, my favorite player was The Iceman, George Gervin. I never saw George Gervin play. I would read about him in Sports Illustrated once a week.
- EUEugene
Hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And I constructed George Gervin in my mind. And I would read these, I, to this day, I can quote, he d- he was, George Gervin was this, he was a kind of spectral figure.
- 10:40 – 14:07
George Gervin and Falling in Love With an Imaginary Athlete
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
He was, again, I never saw him. But this, this is what I learned from reading about him. He was, um, he was the greatest scorer in the game in the mid-'70s, and he was, he was very, very, very thin. And he had all these kind of, he was not a great athlete, but he had all these kind of wily moves. Um, and he would give these incredibly Cone-like bizarre quotes to the media. And my favorite one was when he was explaining his ability to get to the basket. Uh, uh, "Whereas I be not too fast from here or there, otherwise my game be zigzagging, uh-huh."
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Which I, as a 12-year-old, I read that-
- TNTrevor Noah
So, so you never heard that voice?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No [laughs] .
- TNTrevor Noah
That was the voice you heard. But those were the words he said.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yes. "Whereas I be not too fast from here to there, otherwise my, my game be zigzagging, uh-huh."
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-huh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And I remember-
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So I'm, I'm 12. I'm in, I'm in rural Ontario in Canada, in a little farm school with, like, a lot of Mennonites. I have no TV. I have no conception of what a professional basketball game is. And I read that quote, and I just, and I just think, "This guy sounds so fantastic." So I have a, in my, growing up, I have a big poster of George Gervin. This-
- TNTrevor Noah
Who you have never seen play.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Never seen, to this day have never seen him play. I mean, he's long retired, but every now and again I hear some mention of George Gervin.
- TNTrevor Noah
You have no yearning to, like, go find like a tape or go-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I don't want to ruin it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It was way better in my imagination.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It, you know, I, 'cause I, that, i- imagine if you're working off that quote. So- He's not fast from here to there, but his game be zigzagging
- TNTrevor Noah
He be zigzagging
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You could imagine in your mind how he gets to the basket, right?
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-huh
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
He's s- And he's like, he's literally... I have my pic- you know, the picture on my wall
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
He's 6'7", 6'8", and if he's 160 pounds, I'd be stunned. He's s- he's a r- he's rail thin, so he's like slipping his wa- slipping and sliding his way-
- TNTrevor Noah
Zigzagging
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... through a like, you know, doing some... I don't know, I never saw him, but like doing some weird thing with his hand. That's... So like you... My ex- I mean, I, and I became hooked on... To this day, I'm a massive basketball fan. But that was its origin, was, was I know all the stories of these players, I just don't know anything about-
- TNTrevor Noah
I mean, that's the most important thing, isn't it?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah, it is the most important thing.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, really it is-
- 14:07 – 18:26
Trevor’s Unexpected Journey to Becoming a Liverpool Fan
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Go.
- TNTrevor Noah
So, okay, I'll tell you how I became a, a fan. So it is a long story-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... but it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll tell you a lot.
- EUEugene
We've got time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay. Thank you. I didn't grow up liking soccer. In fact, I, I, I quite hated it-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... because it was the thing that interrupted my ability to play video games on a television.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- EUEugene
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
So whenever I'd wanna play TV games, as they were called when I was young-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... then my uncle and all these people would walk in and be like, "Ah, turn that off. We want to watch the game." And as a child, I used to think that the game was like three, four hours long as just like this never ends, right?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So I didn't like it, didn't like it, didn't like, 'cause w- we had one TV, and that TV was taken away from me by football. Fast-forward many years, ironically, video games bring me back to the sport. So a series gets released called FIFA, and it's, you know, it's a soccer game. I play that. I, I start loving the game. Like you-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... I start falling in love with players who I've never watched-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... because I see them as digital recreations-
- EUEugene
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... running across my screen. Who is this person? You know what I mean? Who... Like, I'm, Miroslav Klose, who is this German? I love him, the way he headers the ball, the way... And I get sucked into this world which is-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Wow
- TNTrevor Noah
... a facsimile of the real world.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
So when I talk to people who, like, love football, they know what I'm talking about.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And then at some point it would break down, 'cause they would go like, "Oh, where did you... " And I'd go like, "Oh, no, I don't watch the game. I just play the video game."
- EUEugene
Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Some people would, would, would be happy. O- others would feel like I'd betrayed them. They'd feel like I'd catfished them.
- EUEugene
Sounds familiar.
- 18:26 – 21:13
“You’ll Never Walk Alone” and the Power of Collective Singing
- TNTrevor Noah
No, man. What's his name, Ryan?
- EUEugene
Gerry and the Pacemakers.
- TNTrevor Noah
It is.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It is Gerry and the Pacemakers.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
It is.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
But they have a terrible, they have a tragedy up-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes, yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... up-
- TNTrevor Noah
The Hillsborough disaster
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... and they adopt that song.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah. Oh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And then they sing it every ti- do they sing it at every game?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And the whole crowd, in that wonderful way, the one thing about English football that, again, I know nothing about it, but I know that they love to sing.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That collective singing.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And collective singing is one of the most emotionally powerful things human beings do. It's like-
- TNTrevor Noah
It really is
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... choral, it's like choral music. It's like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... logically
- TNTrevor Noah
... voices in unison
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And they sing this song, and you, there's a v- it's a video online, and it's just like I'm in tears, like a minute in.
- TNTrevor Noah
You get it.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And I have no connection with Liverpool.
- TNTrevor Noah
You get it, my friend. The first time I heard that song live-
- 21:13 – 23:21
Hillsborough, Media Narratives, and When the Crowd Gets Blamed
- TNTrevor Noah
And all of these things drew me to the club, because what I also loved about that story was that song, the club, everything, it was like one of the f- not first, but it was, it was one of the more significant stories where people realized that a, a tale could be told about a group of people that wasn't true, that could affect how other people see them. So at this disaster, like the press at the time, Ryan, you'll correct me at any point when I'm wrong here, but like it was the press at the time, they, they, they basically, the mainstream press-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... blamed the fans and blamed the people who had died, and they were like, "You're the cause," and blah. And then it came out that it wasn't, and it wasn't their fault, and it was ... Uh, what, what did the police have to do with it again?
- EUEugene
Uh, the police lied and said the Liverpool fans caused the stampede.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
So it was a stampede.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's right.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they said the fans caused it.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It was a badly designed-
- TNTrevor Noah
That was the main thing
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... stadium too, isn't it? There's a defect in the-
- TNTrevor Noah
It was everything com-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... but the point is they blamed the fans. They didn't just go like-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... "Hey, let's see what happened," and we don't... No. They blamed the fans.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
And so part of it also became this, this rallying cry against, you know, an es-
- EUEugene
Injustice
- TNTrevor Noah
... an establishment-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... that was unjust.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And in that moment, we're talking about, are we talking about the '70s? When does this happen? Wait, I can-
- TNTrevor Noah
Ryan
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... Ry- I can appeal-
- TNTrevor Noah
Just shout Ryan anywhere-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Ryan
- TNTrevor Noah
... in the world.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Ryan, when does this happen?
- TNTrevor Noah
If you have a Liverpool question, you shout Ryan, and he will answer it.
- 23:21 – 25:17
Accents as Identity: What the Way You Speak Reveals
- TNTrevor Noah
And you just, you have to find like a few keywords.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I was sitting in a coffee shop this weekend, and there were two people from Manchester, young pe- young, and they, one was r- just moved here to work, and one was visiting her, and they were talking in that accent. It was just so fantastic.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
De- describing New York through a Manchester accent is just like-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... I was just, I just stopped working and just eavesdropped for like an hour and a half. It was d- um, just amazing. But anyway, yeah, no, you, there are s- very specific, you know, those, those, you can locate the, you know, the region with-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... yeah, you know.
- TNTrevor Noah
Really? Through the accent on its own?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh, yeah. Other, you know, do, do you know the guy, there's a linguist at Columbia, John McWhorter, um, and he, he can t- he can tell ... I always call him up if I have any kind of, and play him tape of people talking, and he'll say, "Oh, yeah, yeah, that person's from, you know, they're, they're from Baltimore in the, and they grew up in the '70s, right?" Or, "They're from-
- TNTrevor Noah
Damn
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... he has that for, and I'm, I've been trying to force him to write a Encourage him to write a book about America, a history of American accents-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... where he describes the whole ... An audiobook where he walks you-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... through how you can tell the difference between someone from southern Kansas and someone from, you know, Nebraska, or, you know, in the way that-
- TNTrevor Noah
Those stories are always the most fascinating.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah. And he, he, he's also, uh, he's this incredibly fascinating guy. He's a Black guy heavily into, um, Broadway theater, linguist, kind of a little bit of a provocateur. He, he's incapable of being uninteresting. He just, everything he says ... I, I, my favorite thing is I will go to, I'll go to see his office at Columbia, and I've gone a couple times, and I just play him tape. And I, I say, "What's going on here?" He go, "Well," and then he's off to the races, [laughs] right? I played him a tape of, of, um ... I might have told you this story before. I was doing this thing on, on Tom Bradley, the Black mayor of Los Angeles, and I was listening to all this tape of him. He was a, the mayor in the '70s and '80s. [clears throat] If you listen to him, he sounds like a white guy.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I was
- 25:17 – 27:01
The Moment Black Public Figures Stopped “Sounding White”
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
like, "Well, that's weird," because if you were a Black mayor today, you wouldn't sound like a white guy.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So I go to John and I say, "Well, what's going on here?" He's like, "Well, you know, there was a period in, in, in American life where if you were a Black person and you wanted to succeed, you had to sound like a white person." And that ends in ... And he tells me the moment that it shifts. Like, you can listen to contemp- There's a moment where in being a Black public figure no longer required you to sound white, but required-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... you to sound Black.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Whatever local, regional. Otherwise, you would ... You, you know, you went from being in ... Before that moment, you would be seen as illegitimate and, uh, you know, un- uneducated if you sounded, quote-unquote, Black.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
After that moment, you would be seen as inauthentic, as front, as pretending to be someone that you weren't.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm. And what was the catalyst?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The catalyst, I forgot. It's sometime in the late '60s, early '70s. I've forgotten the specific ... But it has to do, as you can imagine, with the rise of kind of Black empower- Black nationalism-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... Black empowerment. Um, uh, it's this, it's this, it's this incredibly crucial shift in the way white people view Black people and the way Black people view themselves-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... in this country, and it's marked linguistically. And so Tom Bradley was a vestige. He's born in the teens, so he's a vestige of the earlier ... And you listen to him, like, I mean, this guy is, like, Black Black. He's not light-skinned. He's a ... You know. And he was the most powerful Black politician in the country for years and years. And if, if you, if you never saw a picture of him, you would think he was white. It's, it's just so fascinating to me.
- TNTrevor Noah
I love, I love ... I mean, y- Eugene, how many languages do you speak?
- EUEugene
Well, as many as possible in South Africa,
- 27:01 – 33:06
Growing Up With 11 Languages in South Africa
- EUEugene
but I speak-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no, but I mean seriously
- EUEugene
... quite a lot. Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
How many in South Africa?
- TNTrevor Noah
No, no, no, because he's, like, he's, like, one of my-
- EUEugene
Nine, I think
- TNTrevor Noah
... favorite linguists.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Are you serious?
- EUEugene
Yeah, South African languages.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
He's phenomenal with languages.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Wow. Wait, how many languages are spoken in South Africa as a whole?
- EUEugene
11 official, which the 11th one is a sign language. And the other two, the other one is Khoi.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And how closely related are they?
- EUEugene
Well, so there's Nguni, uh, which is Zulu, Xhosa-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Uh
- EUEugene
... siNdebele, they sound almost alike, and Swati. And then there's Sotho, and there's Northern Sotho and then Southern Sotho, which is Tswana and Sepedi. So they're all almost, uh, interlinked, but if you don't know how to tell the difference, you wouldn't be able to.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Why, why is it you know so many of them? What, what is it about your life that led you to master nine of them?
- EUEugene
Well, I grew up in a, in a township-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Uh
- EUEugene
... like many South Africans at the time. And in our section, it was a Tsonga section. Uh, my grandfather worked in the railroads, so he came from Nelspruit, where they speak siSwati. So he came all the way to Pretoria, and then in Pretoria they put him in a section where Tsonga people live. So he had to learn XiTsonga.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- EUEugene
So as-
- TNTrevor Noah
Which isn't, like, mainstream.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- EUEugene
Not very-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- EUEugene
... mainstream. So there's two languages that are not mainstream, XiTsonga and Tshivenda, which is more north, and the other one is the other side.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- 33:06 – 35:16
Malcolm on Disney Beauty Standards and the Blonde Princess Problem
- TNTrevor Noah
like, now.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Uh...
- TNTrevor Noah
Just be honest, Malcolm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, I'll tell you, I'm getting annoyed.
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
Malcolm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's a good place to start.
- TNTrevor Noah
This guy, I just wanted the character-
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
... and then he Gladwell'd us.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, no.
- TNTrevor Noah
I just wanted the character.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, okay.
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I'm getting there. I'm... The, the whole blonde, blue-eyed Disney heroine thing, which I know is a cliche, is driving me crazy.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's really, really deeply annoying.
- TNTrevor Noah
But you watch your-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Why does ev- why is it, why are they all the fairest damsel in the land? Like, enough already. Why can't... You know, the, in the original Cinderella, Cinderella's just, like, an ordinary girl. Like, she's just a kind of pl- you know, she's no different than anybody else, but she gets lucky. And then Disney comes along and insists that she has to be a bombshell. Why does she have to be Marilyn-
- EUEugene
Oh, yeah
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... why does she have to be Marilyn Monroe?
- EUEugene
But that was not the original.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
In the original fairy tale, it's way better. In the origin- she's just an, an ordinary girl-
- EUEugene
Yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... who has a fantastic thing happen to her. And so if you're a kid and you listen to Cinderella, you're like, "Oh, my goodness. Amazing things can happen to all of us."
- EUEugene
Yes.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Disney comes along-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh
- 35:16 – 40:04
Discovering Billy Joel’s Holocaust Family History
- TNTrevor Noah
yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh.
- EUEugene
Tell us more, Trevor.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I had no idea. I assumed he was Jewish.
- EUEugene
Why?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
With a last name... I mean, in Hollywood that era-
- EUEugene
The last name Disney? [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You know, the-
- EUEugene
Did I not know the Disney's career? [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Could I tell you, by the way-
- EUEugene
Is this about Poland? [laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
By the way, here is the, here is the craziest, this is my, my personal experience of the, my current... So I love kn- I, I have to know where people are from.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I have to. First question I always ask everyone is literally, I need to know where you're from, I need to know what your background is, I need to know do you know what the languages you speak. I need to know that in order... It's just a, I don't know if it's a bad or a good habit, but it just is an important one. It's important for me to know, uh, did you grow up outside of Pretoria?
- EUEugene
I grew up in Pretoria.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh, in Pretoria.
- EUEugene
Yes, yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's important for me to know.
- EUEugene
My grandfather's the one who came into-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And you're Johannesburg.
- TNTrevor Noah
Johannesburg.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Okay. Important for me to know.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Um, so I'm watching the Billy Joel documentary on HBO, and I don't know, I thought he was Italian.
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Is that crazy? He, I thought he was an Italian guy from Long Island. So I don't know if you, have you watched this documentary?
- EUEugene
No, I haven't.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's fantastic. So, like, we're 20 minutes in, and it's like, "Of course we were Jewish." I'm like, "What?" And I suddenly wake up.
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Billy Joel is Jewish?
- 40:04 – 41:59
The “Gladwell Cut” – Fixing Flawed Documentaries
- TNTrevor Noah
wow.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And it's like we o- they only, they give us 10 seconds of this.
- TNTrevor Noah
No way.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And it, they should have given us 45 minutes of this.
- TNTrevor Noah
The whole show. We need a Gladwell cut. That's what we need.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
We need to-
- TNTrevor Noah
We should actually just do this.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
You know what? I'm, I'm gonna pitch you a business here. We, you, you-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
We do-
- TNTrevor Noah
... just go in-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... and we just Gladwell everything. So we Gladwell Disney movies. We Gladwell documentaries. We Glad- 'Cause clearly there's the Gladwell cuts.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The-
- TNTrevor Noah
And, and you basically go off on your own tangents.
- EUEugene
The one that you would have loved to see.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I don't want to j-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... it's not just the Gladwell cut. I think the three of us. This, this should be a business for the three of us. I would, I think you, all of us should contribute to the, to the re-imagining of-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... these flawed classics.
- TNTrevor Noah
What, the Disney ones?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but, but here ... Okay, but y- have you watched the newer ones?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, I've watched-
- TNTrevor Noah
Because they-
- EUEugene
Moana?
- TNTrevor Noah
No, because they have been re-imagined.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
We did-
- TNTrevor Noah
I didn't wanna spoil it for you because I know we did Moana.
- 41:59 – 44:37
Did Disney Teach Us That Good Always Wins?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... because it gave us a false idea of how things turn out.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- EUEugene
Happy endings?
- TNTrevor Noah
But not just happy endings.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
It's like the way things turn out. Like, uh, y- I'll talk to a lot of people who go, "Oh, the world, I can't believe this. I can't believe ..." They can't believe Trump won. They can't believe this is still happening. They can't ... Then I'm like, "But why can you not believe it?" And then for me at least, I go-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... if you've grown up your whole life being told that the good guy always wins, that the damsel always gets saved, that the-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... you know?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Then when you go out into life, you're like, "Don't worry. You just wait. Trump, oh-ho."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... "You'll see what happens to him by the third act."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Maleficent.
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
"You'll see what happens to him. It's only a ..." And then it's like it's not a matter of time.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- EUEugene
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
That's not actually how the world works.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do, do you get what I'm saying?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Right.
- TNTrevor Noah
And I think those movies- ... are partially to blame for that. And I don't know if you would know this, maybe you know it deep, but, like, a lot of them were based on stories that didn't have those endings. You, you do know that, right?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
They changed it.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I know, they changed them.
- 44:37 – 50:12
The Jamaican Word “Jinnal” and Loving the Mischief Maker
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Exactly that. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
It's dumbo.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
There, there should be an aggressive program to incorporate... Like, my mother uses this, there's a Jamaican word for, it's not quite a ra- it's, it's a lovable rascal, but it's more than that. It's jinnal.
- TNTrevor Noah
Jinnal?
- EUEugene
Oh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Jinnal.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And she would, uh, some of my fondest memories as a child are doing something that was clearly wrong and my mother calling me a jinnal, and I, it, what it meant was what you did was wrong, but I s- it's, it's actually-
- EUEugene
I still love you
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... you. I l-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, I like that. Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, no, it's more than I love you.
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh-uh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's not that I f- I forgive you and I love you.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's that I recognize that the core of that behavior-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... is something I would like to keep alive and cherish.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, wow.
- EUEugene
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
That's what it is.
- TNTrevor Noah
Ah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The jinnal is like, the j- the jinnal i- the jinnal is, uh, is, is, um, the jinnal will save us. If we're-
- EUEugene
Yes
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... if we're all imperiled, and, like, the overlord is ma-
- EUEugene
You need the jinnal.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The jinnal is the one who will...
- TNTrevor Noah
Yes.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You know, it's the-
- TNTrevor Noah
Ah
- 50:12 – 52:30
Is Malcolm a Mischievous Journalist?
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, the, the, um, that Jinnal thing, do, do you think that that is sort of what has informed how you write-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... how you think, how you ... 'Cause I've always felt like you're a mischievous reporter. Like, you don't ... Let me tell you what, what I mean by this. Like, I've, I've met many reporters in my lifetime.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And, like, even, like, the old, old, old school ones, like, from the Brokaw days, you know? Like Tom Brokaw, like, and they, they have a, "Well, let me tell you something."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know, when you're searching for a fact, you have to know where a fact starts and where it ends, and you search for the story, and there's something about it that you have to ... And there's like a-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah. Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... there's like a, "Whoa, okay."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
"I, I get this." And then there's journalists today. You are one of the most mischievous journalists I've ever met, and I think that's part of what I like about your thinking-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm
- TNTrevor Noah
... your writing, your vibe.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
But is ... do you think you kept that because of what your mom said?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Hey, well, it's ... I think, first of all, thank you. Um, but, uh, I think it's because my ... It doesn't feel mischievous to me, because my parents were the same way.
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
They're both-
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay. Okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
My mother is still, who's ... she's turned, just turned 94. She's in a nursing home in Canada, and she writes for the nursing home newsletter, and-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's amazing
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... she sends them to me. And q- you know, they're, like, really interesting, thoughtful, but, like, half the time she's, like, you know, picking a fight with some-
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
[laughs] Or, or doing some ... I mean, it's really she's just s- in a very, in a very nice, respectful way, she's causing trouble still. She's so ever, she's always, she's a troublemaker. She has always been a little bit of a ... You know, like, there's a, there's something in her, um ... Uh, and I think that's a ... There, there's something ... An immigrant is someone, you know, which, um, all of us at this table are immigrants. My mother was an immigrant.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Three, three times over, um, or twice over. Um, I think an immigrant has that, has that impulse to-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... 'cause they, they, they're willing to shake up their life, right?
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And so they ... Once you've made this ... The most i- the most ... Once you've made the most important of all decisions about shaking up your life, which is I am leaving family-
- 52:30 – 55:51
Immigrants, Risk, and Why Comics Break Rules
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
you can ... It's why, it's why com- why are comics so often from, you know, either, either immigrant groups or marginalized groups? Because they've, they've already done the big thing, right? Af- uh, it's, it's easy after that.
- TNTrevor Noah
I wonder if it's augmented by-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... whether or not you chose your immigration. Because when you were saying that, I was, I was trying to think through, and I went, I actually feel like there's almost two camps if we were going to make it binary. I think there are some immigrants who are the opposite of that.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
There are many immigrants who are like, "No, I do not shake. I do not ... There's no mischief. There's no ... My only goal is to fully become this new world, because I don't necessarily have another choice."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
You know what I mean?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
B- but then I wonder if, like, you're more likely to keep that mischief when your choice was the thing-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... because if, if you shake up your world, you're mischievous. But if the world shakes up your, your life, then you not, you not, you don't necessarily have that same thing, I think. D- does that make sense?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm. It does. Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, I think there's some people-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah
- TNTrevor Noah
... where they go like, "My parents came here because they wanted to da, da, da, da."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Those parents are generally more, like, shaking up the world.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Then there's some people who go, "Yeah, man, my parents came here because they had to."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm.
- TNTrevor Noah
"Something happened." And I find sometimes, not always-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm
- TNTrevor Noah
... but sometimes those people are like, "Listen, I, this, this is not my choice."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
"And so I don't want to be shaken up again, so I'm not going to be in a position where I can be shaken up."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah, but there are ways that you always see how those groups that have migrated from somewhere that they loved and that they miss have always just rebelled a little bit-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... in the way they cook food or the stealing of speaking their language inside their house and sometimes not losing their accents, 'cause my grandfather was big in not trying to lose his accent. He didn't want to.
- TNTrevor Noah
Like, actively trying. Mm-hmm.
- 55:51 – 1:01:36
The Theory of Grandparents Explaining Who We Are
- TNTrevor Noah
like-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Wait, wait. I have something. This is, having, hearing you list, Eugene, talk reminds me of this thing I've been thinking about, which is that you've talked now on several occasions about your grandfather.
- EUEugene
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Right? So part, this is a two-part theory.
- EUEugene
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Part one of the theory is all of us explain who we are b- with some reference to our families, right?
- EUEugene
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's a common thing.
- EUEugene
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
But I've noticed that when people do this, they always pick one. So you never hear someone say, "I..." Rarely.
- EUEugene
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
"I get this from my mom and this from my dad." What do you, what you get is when they're talking about somebody they say, "Oh, yeah, that comes from my father," and they talk father, father, father, father, father, father. And then you come back to them five years later and they're like, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom," and the dad's disappeared.
- EUEugene
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You can't do both at the same time.
- EUEugene
No.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, you can't.
- EUEugene
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So, and then-
- EUEugene
That's it
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... part two of this theory, so I've thought of this for a while. And then, 'cause I was noticing it was so... I c- this is the, the theory of asymmetrical parental attribution. You can only do one parent at a time.
- TNTrevor Noah
The theory of asymmetrical-
- EUEugene
Asymmetrical parental attribution
- TNTrevor Noah
... parental attribution.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You can only do one parent at a time.
- TNTrevor Noah
Dang.
- EUEugene
At a time.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Okay. But then I decided, no, no, no, don't like that theory anymore. And then I decided-
- EUEugene
Wait, you de- just decided randomly?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah, I kicked the theory out.
- EUEugene
Let me let go. [laughs]
- 1:01:36 – 1:30:57
Regret, Late Fatherhood, and Raising Chill Kids
- TNTrevor Noah
Is there a part of you that wishes you had your kids sooner in life so that they could have had that?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh, yeah, 100%.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I mean, it's biggest, biggest mistake-
- TNTrevor Noah
Really?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... I made was not, was waiting so long. But on the other hand, I'm chiller than I would've been. I, I find parenting to be completely unstressful. I think it's because I'm older. I was, I find it hilarious. When they act up, I find it ... And I also let them do whatever they want, but I-
- TNTrevor Noah
So you, in a way, you are the grandparent.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I am the permissive grandparent. There's no question about that, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
That is amazing.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And, you know, the, maybe that has consequences. Who knows? I won't be around for them. [laughs] I'm kidding. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs]
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Wait, so, so-
- TNTrevor Noah
So you [laughs] about-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So, so who is your favorite Kids character? Oh, I, I-
- TNTrevor Noah
I thought you were gonna say who's your favorite kid.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I, yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
I was like, "Oh, my God."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No.
- TNTrevor Noah
What?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, I wouldn't do that.
- TNTrevor Noah
How dare you?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I wouldn't do that.
- TNTrevor Noah
Not Louie.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You can't know this soon. You'll know-
- TNTrevor Noah
But not-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... but not this soon. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
[laughs] Have you decided yet?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Do I have ... I c- I'm struggling with this one. I know-
- TNTrevor Noah
That's what I'm saying. Don't think. Just there's gotta be one that makes you happy inside, 'cause you've watched them. You've watched Peppa Pig.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Well, it, it's-
- 1:30:57 – 1:42:16
The Trans Athletes Panel That Exploded Years Later
- TNTrevor Noah
there.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Four years ago, five years ago, there was a pan- it was a sports conference. It happens every year.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
A sports analytics conference. They were gonna have a panel on trans participation in sports, and they said, "Do you wanna be the moderator of the panel?" Now, right there, any intelligent person would've said, "Of course not." There's zero upside to moderating a panel.
- TNTrevor Noah
This, this is a landmine.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
It's a landmine.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
What does Malcolm say? "Yeah, sure." So I'm the moderator of the panel, and there's a guy named, a South African, Ross Tucker, is, is a sports scientist who believes very strongly that trans women should not participate in the female category. And there are two, Joanna Harper and another, people who are arguing the opposite side. I'm the moderator.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And they tell me beforehand, "Do not get us in trouble, whatever you do. Just, like, get through this." I was like, "All right, I'll just, like, get through this." So I sit there, and the audience is, like- Split in half.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Half are o- So whenever one side says something, they go, "Rah!" The other side says something, they go, "Rah!" It's just a minefield. And I'm sitting there like, "What did I get myself into?" So we managed ... There's a moment in this conversation when Joanna Harper, one of the, one of the pros, pro participation people, says something which would've been ... You know, when you're interviewing someone and there's a m- there are moments when someone says something which is an opportunity to jump in and like-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... it gets to the heart of the matter.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
She said something that got to the heart of the matter, and my instinct as a i- journalist was to say, "Oh, this is the moment. This is what people were ... This is ... " And I sat, and I was like, "Nah, I'm not gonna say it. It's, it's too complicated. I don't ... The crowd's nuts. Uh ... " I sit on my hands. Nothing happens. Things-
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you remember what she said?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yes. She said to Ross Tucker, "Ross, you have to let us win." And what she meant was she was conceding the point that, uh, trans women have a genetic advantage over biological women. Uh, trans women have a biological, have a genetic advantage over biological women. And but what she was saying was, "That's not the issue here."
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The issue is it's a broader symbolic thing for-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... trans rights.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay, okay.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And it crystallized the whole argument, because it was why the argument can't be won.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Because they're both after different things. One side are people who are trying to protect the purity of women's sport, as they would say, and the other side is someone who's trying to make a human rights argument about a disadvantaged group. It's two arguments. They're never, ever gonna meet. And i-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
... in that moment, when she said that, it crystallized why this was an impossible problem to resolve. I, my inclination in that moment was to say, "Oh, I could've jumped on that, and we could've had, we could've r- we, we could've ex- I could've used this to explain the fact that this is an irresolvable argument."
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I don't say anything. Fast-forward four years, Ross Tucker, who has, out of his place in Johannesburg, has this podcast which is listened to by a very, very small number of people. It's this super fa- It's my favorite podcast, super fascinating, nerdy pou- podcast about the science of sport. Lots of rugby talk, lots of, you know ... He did a whole episode once on shoes, which was amazing. So I'm on Ross's thing, and I say in minute f- we have, we spend 45 seconds reminiscing about this panel, and I say to Ross, "You know, I sh- that moment, I really should've ... I regret not ... That would've been an incredible moment to jump in and uh, uh, uh." Then we go on and talk about other things. And then I wake up, and I'm like, "I don't know what happened. D- d- I, they did five minutes on me on sh- on H- on the H- on Sean Hannity." I was like-
- 1:42:16 – 1:52:12
Two Train Tracks: Why Some Cultural Debates Can’t Be Resolved
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
that I'm, I'm asking you to give up something here.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And I will go, I will bend over backwards to make that sacrifice easier for you. There has to be that accommodation.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
And, like I said, I don't, there's no, I, you know, I am, my position on this is I acknowledge both sides. It's really hard. I happen to be a huge track and field fan, so it's really hard for me to make the sacrifice of giving up the female category in that same way, but I also understand that that's a problematic position to hold, particularly for a group that is under, that is imperiled and, and so, you know, my, my answer is for the moment, 'cause I also acknowledge that my mind might change, right? I was writing about Caster Semenya 10 years ago, and I had a, a different position than I had now. Um-
- TNTrevor Noah
How did it change?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
The science of ... People at that moment did not understand the degree to which, the que- this is a technical question. If I, if I, she was, she's not trans, she's DSD.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
So she was intersex. Um, the question was if I, if you suppress the, the testosterone of someone in that condition, do you equal the playing, do you level the playing field with biological women?
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
There was a belief back then that you could level the playing field. Now the science seems to be that you, there's still a considerable, uh, uh, histor- kind of historical advantage.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm. That, so it's more complicated, right? But all, that side is, it's super complicated. All you can say is, if you're gonna pick one side, you have to accommodate the other.
- TNTrevor Noah
I think it, you know, for me, where it lies is I often find that we're stuck in these situations and these conversations because we allow ourselves to suffer from a lack of imagination.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
And the reason I say that is because we act like what is always was and will always be.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay?
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
So I look at people now arguing hard, uh, the women's sports and, and I go If I was to rewind time and go back decades and decades and decades, I would argue that those same people would be the ones going, "Women can't do sports. Women c-" And, and we've, we would see that.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
Do you know what I mean? There was a time when women were stopped from getting into sport. Like, people were like, "No, a woman can't box, a woman can't run, a woman can't..." No, no, no, no, no, no. What do you mean women's sports? Women's public bathrooms, that was the one that, like, blew my mind the most.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
Was in America, people used to fight against women using a public toilet.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
They were like, "No, you go h- what are you doing? Who, that's for the men."
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
"You, you go home. What are you doing?"
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Was that to stop them from not going too far?
- TNTrevor Noah
No, it was just, like, this idea of, like, it, it, it just didn't make sense-
- 1:52:12 – 2:00:59
Are We Raising Kids to Chase Fame Instead of Purpose?
- EUEugene
or commercialization coming in.
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm-hmm.
- EUEugene
Because I think when you add money, there's incentive now to accommodate and find creative ways-
- TNTrevor Noah
You're not wrong
- EUEugene
... to extract money from sponsors to sponsor the Paralympics.
- TNTrevor Noah
You're not wrong.
- EUEugene
You have the same with-
- TNTrevor Noah
Mm
- EUEugene
... let's add more backstroke, sidestroke, kick stroke, knee stroke and-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, because they would get rid of it-
- EUEugene
... in swimming
- TNTrevor Noah
... if people stopped watching it and there was no money. And so they would be like, "All right."
- EUEugene
Absolutely.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
And that's what people are finding a problem with now with the Olympics. People watch the Olympics and go, "What am I watching? What is this?"
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
Because also it doesn't equal out. So you see, if every discipline that exists in the Olympics, right, exists in the Paralympics, then I would be sold. If there was, if, if there was shooting and, and for, but with people with something that they normally wouldn't have if they were doing-
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- EUEugene
... I, I would be, I would be fully in. But when I feel like there's concessions being made and I'm like, I'm not watching the, the full thing. And that's the thing that I find with soccer fans is they watch male soccer. "Yeah."
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
But then female soccer is on, "It's not real soccer. It's not real." They don't watch fully. You guys are not fully participant in football.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah, but I think you're missing the point.
- EUEugene
In female football.
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but I think-
- EUEugene
Are you?
- TNTrevor Noah
No, but I think you're missing the point though.
- EUEugene
Mm-hmm.
- TNTrevor Noah
See, I think this is where I think you're missing the point.
- EUEugene
Right.
- TNTrevor Noah
There are some people like Joseph O, our friend, we had him on the podcast.
- 2:00:59 – 2:03:54
Favorite Animated Characters and the Drama of Maleficent
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
simpler.
- TNTrevor Noah
Okay. So wait, wait, before-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Otherwise
- TNTrevor Noah
... wait.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Otherwise.
- EUEugene
Otherwise. [laughs]
- TNTrevor Noah
So now, be- before we let you go.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Yes.
- TNTrevor Noah
Who is your favorite-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
- EUEugene
Between the two of us
- TNTrevor Noah
... animated character?
- EUEugene
Oh.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Oh. Uh, I can't answer. Why am I having such difficult-
- TNTrevor Noah
No, I'm just asking.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
No, I told you. I s-
- TNTrevor Noah
Oh, yeah. Peppa, Peppa Pig's-
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
I told you it's Peppa Pig's grandfather.
- TNTrevor Noah
Peppa Pig's grandfather.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
Who, who brought back ... Yes. Peppa Pig's grandfather is my r- r- reigning current, um, and it might be ... I'm also fond of Maleficent, who my daughter describes as magnificent, which is so great.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- MGMalcolm Gladwell
You know, she's the witch in ... What is she the witch in? Which one?
- TNTrevor Noah
Uh.
- EUEugene
In-
- TNTrevor Noah
She's got the curly-
- EUEugene
Yeah, she's got the horns.
- TNTrevor Noah
Yeah.
- EUEugene
Yeah.
- TNTrevor Noah
What is ... Is-
- EUEugene
Yeah.
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