NYC SESSIONS: Elon’s Flying Cars and Sneaking Into Titanic ft. Devin Delliquanti

1. 0:00 – 2:15

   Intro - Was Thanos Actually the Good Guy?

   1. DDDevin Delliquanti0:00

      [upbeat music] But I don't think that makes Thanos the good guy. I think that could be like the Avengers are-

   2. TNTrevor Noah0:06

      So-

   3. DDDevin Delliquanti0:06

      ... bad or morally complicated or whatever-

   4. TNTrevor Noah0:09

      So why isn't he-

   5. DDDevin Delliquanti0:09

      ... because you're not using him, but-

   6. TNTrevor Noah0:09

      Why isn't he morally complicated? Why is he the bad guy? Yeah.

   7. DDDevin Delliquanti0:12

      Well, because he kill, I mean, to quote Dr. Banner, "Killed trillions."

   8. TNTrevor Noah0:17

      He didn't, he didn't kill. He didn't kill. He disappeared them.

   9. DDDevin Delliquanti0:19

      No, killed. Come on.

   10. TNTrevor Noah0:19

       They're not there anymore.

   11. DDDevin Delliquanti0:20

       Come on, dude. Come on.

   12. TNTrevor Noah0:21

       They're not, they're just not there. They're not there anymore. They're not there.

   13. DDDevin Delliquanti0:23

       [laughs] Killed. That, what does that mean?

   14. TNTrevor Noah0:24

       There's a difference between killing and disappearing. Devin, they're not there anymore.

   15. DDDevin Delliquanti0:25

       What does that mean?

   16. TNTrevor Noah0:26

       He, he didn't massacre them. He didn't have a private jet. He didn't have a fighter jet.

   17. DDDevin Delliquanti0:29

       But the effect is the same.

   18. TNTrevor Noah0:29

       He didn't drop a bomb. No, he just- No, no, no, no, no. That's like saying condoms are responsible for mass murder.

   19. DDDevin Delliquanti0:34

       [laughs]

   20. TNTrevor Noah0:35

       The effect is the same. Oh, my friend is back. [laughs] The effect is the same. Ah, there we go.

   21. DDDevin Delliquanti0:41

       I feel like you've used that line before.

   22. TNTrevor Noah0:43

       No.

   23. DDDevin Delliquanti0:44

       Like, "Oh, what I'm gonna-

   24. TNTrevor Noah0:45

       But it, that was just-

   25. DDDevin Delliquanti0:45

       ... I'm gonna be a mass murderer?"

   26. TNTrevor Noah0:46

       Did you not see- [laughs] ... he went quicker than his eye blink.

   27. DDDevin Delliquanti0:48

       I've never heard that.

   28. TNTrevor Noah0:48

       That was just finished.

   29. DDDevin Delliquanti0:50

       I've never seen Titanic fully, in, in mission.

   30. TNTrevor Noah0:52

       Oh, you haven't either?
2. 2:15 – 10:15

   Making Up Fake Traditions to Mess with Guests

   1. TNTrevor Noah2:15

      With Trevor Noah. [upbeat music] I always think of doing things when you meet a new person in a group as well. You can do that just for fun.

   2. DDDevin Delliquanti2:28

      Yeah. Just, like-

   3. TNTrevor Noah2:28

      Like what?

   4. DDDevin Delliquanti2:28

      ... throw them off.

   5. TNTrevor Noah2:30

      So let's say you invite somebody over to your house. Yeah. They've never been there. Mm. But they know you, but they don't know your home. And then you and your family can act like you have a tradition that you don't have. [laughs] So you can just be like, you can just be like, "Before we eat the food, let us say why we are thankful that it exists." And then the next pers- person can just be like, "I like that I can eat." [laughs] And then the other person can be like, "I like that it makes me healthy." And the other person can jump in and be like, "It's good for my bones." Then like, "You, next." Yeah. And then you give it to them, and then they'll be like, "I'm grateful to be here." [laughs]

   6. DDDevin Delliquanti3:12

      Just make it up?

   7. TNTrevor Noah3:13

      Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Most people won't go, "Nah, bro." I would. You would? Yeah. Yeah, you- Just to see what happens next. You probably, you probably would.

   8. DDDevin Delliquanti3:21

      What is this?

   9. TNTrevor Noah3:21

      Yeah. Yeah, I'd be like, "Ah, guys, come on. Are we being for real?"

   10. DDDevin Delliquanti3:24

       Yeah.

   11. TNTrevor Noah3:24

       Then till someone says, "Yeah." You don't think you'd join in? You would join in.

   12. DDDevin Delliquanti3:27

       I would probably join in.

   13. TNTrevor Noah3:28

       Yeah, you'd probably join in.

   14. DDDevin Delliquanti3:28

       I would try to figure something out.

   15. TNTrevor Noah3:30

       You're a nice guy.

   16. DDDevin Delliquanti3:30

       Well, at, I was at Thanksgiving, 'cause we alternate Thanksgivings with my, like, my family and my wife's family or whatever.

   17. TNTrevor Noah3:36

       Yeah.

   18. DDDevin Delliquanti3:36

       And one year they just did the Pledge of Allegiance before Thanksgiving. [laughs]

   19. TNTrevor Noah3:39

       [laughs]

   20. DDDevin Delliquanti3:39

       Which is not a thing you do on Thanksgiving. But it's like one of the kids had just, like, learned it in school, so it's like, I guess we're doing the Pledge. So I'm standing up like, "Do I have to put my hand on my heart?" Like-

   21. TNTrevor Noah3:48

       And you did it

   22. DDDevin Delliquanti3:48

       ... I don't know what the rules are. I don't even know. I was like at a baseball. I'm like-

   23. TNTrevor Noah3:52

       [laughs]

   24. DDDevin Delliquanti3:52

       ... do I have to just... Like, I don't know what the rules are. [laughs]

   25. TNTrevor Noah3:54

       You take off your hat for the- [laughs]

   26. DDDevin Delliquanti3:56

       Well, I couldn't wear, I was, thank- I wasn't wearing a hat, 'cause Thanksgiving dinner, but I was just like, "Okay, I guess I pledge allegiance-"

   27. TNTrevor Noah4:01

       Yeah, you see-

   28. DDDevin Delliquanti4:02

       "... to the flag." [laughs]

   29. TNTrevor Noah4:02

       Yeah, there you go.

   30. DDDevin Delliquanti4:04

       But you're like, I, you ha- like, I can't sit during the Pledge at Thanksgiving dinner. [laughs]
3. 10:15 – 14:50

   How South Africa Remixed Its National Anthem

   1. TNTrevor Noah10:15

      Africa.

   2. DDDevin Delliquanti10:16

      [laughs]

   3. TNTrevor Noah10:17

      You can tell we couldn't bridge the anthems, 'cause we, we, when we were making the, when we had, when we achieved democracy-

   4. DDDevin Delliquanti10:24

      Mm-hmm. Yes

   5. TNTrevor Noah10:25

      ... they were like, "What's the national anthem gonna be?" And then we-

   6. DDDevin Delliquanti10:27

      We need a, we need a song.

   7. TNTrevor Noah10:28

      Yeah. People were like-

   8. DDDevin Delliquanti10:29

      We need a, we need a bop. Yeah

   9. TNTrevor Noah10:30

      ... people were like, "Get rid of the old one-"

   10. DDDevin Delliquanti10:31

       Mm-hmm

   11. TNTrevor Noah10:31

       ... "because it's racist," or it comes with a racist nation and connotation. And then Mandela was like, "No, no, no, no, no, we can't get rid of the whole old national anthem because then it makes Afrikaans people feel like they're not part of this country when they are, and this is... So we're trying to meld these worlds together." So they're like, "We need a combined anthem."

   12. DDDevin Delliquanti10:48

       Mm-hmm.

   13. TNTrevor Noah10:48

       "So we're gonna take a little bit of old anthem, some new anthem, and put in some other... So make a mega, mega anthem."

   14. DDDevin Delliquanti10:55

       Sure. Get Timbaland on the phone. [laughs]

   15. TNTrevor Noah10:56

       Basically make...

   16. DDDevin Delliquanti10:57

       Yeah.

   17. TNTrevor Noah10:58

       Basically. And it was great.

   18. DDDevin Delliquanti11:00

       Yeah.

   19. TNTrevor Noah11:00

       But you can tell. The, the anthem moves really nicely.

   20. DDDevin Delliquanti11:03

       Yeah.

   21. TNTrevor Noah11:03

       But then there's a part where they try and mix the African part of the anthem-

   22. DDDevin Delliquanti11:07

       Yeah

   23. TNTrevor Noah11:07

       ... with the Anglo-

   24. DDDevin Delliquanti11:09

       Yeah

   25. TNTrevor Noah11:09

       ... and Boer part of it.

   26. DDDevin Delliquanti11:10

       The bridge.

   27. TNTrevor Noah11:10

       Like the white part with the African part.

   28. DDDevin Delliquanti11:12

       Yeah.

   29. TNTrevor Noah11:12

       You can tell they were in the studio for days with that part. 'Cause, okay, like, just here's the tune. The South African a- the, the, the African part of the anthem has like a, like a, a melody. It's very specific. So [singing] I'm not even gonna say the words, so you just understand.

   30. DDDevin Delliquanti11:25

       Okay.
4. 14:50 – 38:30

   Tesla, Elon Musk & Why Tech Demos Lie

   1. TNTrevor Noah14:50

      the Tesla car?

   2. DDDevin Delliquanti14:51

      I knew you were gonna ask me about this. I saw it. What do I think? It... This is the kinda thing where I'm like, I'm reading a book right now about the, the, like, USAID and the Institute of Peace, so I'm like, I have that Elon in my head.

   3. TNTrevor Noah15:04

      Yeah.

   4. DDDevin Delliquanti15:05

      Of like, "Oh, th- he sent these, like, children to go into this building and, like, dismantle it." And them I'm like, "And then he just puts, like ch- like things under a car to make it fly." I'm like, "This is what you should be doing. This is your calling."

   5. TNTrevor Noah15:16

      [laughs]

   6. DDDevin Delliquanti15:17

      "To do things like this. You are not, like, the bureaucrat, like, nuts and bolts guy of like-"

   7. TNTrevor Noah15:22

      Leave the ch-

   8. DDDevin Delliquanti15:22

      "... I'm gonna do-"

   9. TNTrevor Noah15:23

      Leave AIDS alone.

   10. DDDevin Delliquanti15:24

       Yes.

   11. TNTrevor Noah15:25

       Leave Africa alone. Just f-

   12. DDDevin Delliquanti15:27

       With-

   13. TNTrevor Noah15:27

       Focus on flipping cars

   14. DDDevin Delliquanti15:27

       ... with rocket-

   15. TNTrevor Noah15:28

       Yeah.

   16. DDDevin Delliquanti15:28

       Flipping car. That's exactly the thing where I'm like, "Oh, all right." Because, yeah, I mean, it's, it's a fun video to watch no matter how you feel.

   17. TNTrevor Noah15:35

       If you... Yeah, I agr- Okay.

   18. DDDevin Delliquanti15:36

       It's a fun video to watch.

   19. TNTrevor Noah15:37

       Yeah. You see, I like that.

   20. DDDevin Delliquanti15:38

       Yes.

   21. TNTrevor Noah15:38

       Yeah. This is why I like you. Mm.

   22. DDDevin Delliquanti15:40

       This is a fun video to watch.

   23. TNTrevor Noah15:41

       Thank you.

   24. DDDevin Delliquanti15:41

       Because I'm always skeptical. I always come in, and I talk about this with Kabuka, is like, I, "What's your angle?" 'Cause when people are known to, like, lie about stuff or exaggerate, I'm like-

   25. TNTrevor Noah15:53

       Mm, mm, mm

   26. DDDevin Delliquanti15:53

       ... I'm always a little skeptical.

   27. TNTrevor Noah15:55

       I just-

   28. DDDevin Delliquanti15:55

       But I watch the video, I'm like, "This is g-

   29. TNTrevor Noah15:56

       Yes

   30. DDDevin Delliquanti15:56

       ... this is fun to watch, this video."
5. 38:30 – 39:00

   Devin's Dad Survived Lightning AND a Plane Crash

   1. DDDevin Delliquanti38:30

      dad had his plane hit by lightning one time too.

   2. TNTrevor Noah38:32

      Ah, no, you-

   3. DDDevin Delliquanti38:32

      Before that

   4. TNTrevor Noah38:33

      ... no, no, you should have started with... You should have led with that, bruh.

   5. DDDevin Delliquanti38:35

      Yeah, no, before that.

   6. TNTrevor Noah38:36

      Ah, no, Devin.

   7. DDDevin Delliquanti38:36

      I wanted it, yeah. Switch it up.

   8. TNTrevor Noah38:37

      No, you, Devin, I see what Eugene means, bruh.

   9. DDDevin Delliquanti38:40

      No, no.

   10. TNTrevor Noah38:40

       No, my man, you should have led with that.

   11. DDDevin Delliquanti38:41

       Before. But no, I think, so-

   12. TNTrevor Noah38:42

       My man, I'm out here thinking your dad needs to get over his fears.

   13. DDDevin Delliquanti38:45

       No, no, no. He-

   14. TNTrevor Noah38:46

       Meanwhile, you, it looks like God is coming for your dad, brother.

   15. DDDevin Delliquanti38:49

       No, but, but like-

   16. TNTrevor Noah38:50

       It feels like Final Destination is trying to get your dad.

   17. DDDevin Delliquanti38:52

       But that's like, there's, but only plane God is his jurisdiction.

   18. TNTrevor Noah38:55

       Yeah.

   19. DDDevin Delliquanti38:55

       Not everywhere else is gonna-

   20. TNTrevor Noah38:56

       Yeah. Hey, man, meanwhile your dad was the opposite of D.B. Cooper.

6. 39:00 – 41:25

   Sponsored Break (Google Pixel, Verizon)

   1. TNTrevor Noah39:01

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7. 41:25 – 56:45

   Devin's Parents Survived a Plane Crash in Spain

   1. TNTrevor Noah41:25

      Did your-

   2. DDDevin Delliquanti41:25

      You approached it

   3. TNTrevor Noah41:25

      ... did your parents survive a plane crash?

   4. DDDevin Delliquanti41:27

      Yes.

   5. TNTrevor Noah41:28

      Oh, yeah, yeah.

   6. DDDevin Delliquanti41:28

      What?

   7. TNTrevor Noah41:28

      I remember that. I was like-

   8. DDDevin Delliquanti41:29

      You remember

   9. TNTrevor Noah41:29

      ... Eugene will find this fascinating.

   10. DDDevin Delliquanti41:30

       Why didn't you lead with that?

   11. TNTrevor Noah41:31

       What? In my head, do you know what I thought? In my head, I thought, "Ah, Eugene's probably gonna wonder why he d- doesn't start with that."

   12. DDDevin Delliquanti41:37

       What a-

   13. TNTrevor Noah41:37

       Yeah

   14. DDDevin Delliquanti41:37

       ... what a waste. How long? F- 20 minutes of... [laughs]

   15. TNTrevor Noah41:42

       [laughs]

   16. DDDevin Delliquanti41:42

       Guys, we could have-

   17. TNTrevor Noah41:44

       Yeah, they-

   18. DDDevin Delliquanti41:44

       ... led with that.

   19. TNTrevor Noah41:45

       What, what am I gonna g- "Hey, man, nice to meet you. Hey, can I tell you my parents, they, uh, yeah."

   20. DDDevin Delliquanti41:49

       Absolutely.

   21. TNTrevor Noah41:50

       Really?

   22. DDDevin Delliquanti41:50

       Yeah.

   23. TNTrevor Noah41:50

       First thi- first thing.

   24. DDDevin Delliquanti41:52

       If I survived Ebola, you think I wouldn't lead with that? [laughs]

   25. TNTrevor Noah41:56

       [laughs] Whoa. I mean, just, I would-

   26. DDDevin Delliquanti41:59

       Yeah. [laughs]

   27. TNTrevor Noah42:00

       Yeah.

   28. DDDevin Delliquanti42:00

       Would I not lead with that? [laughs]

   29. TNTrevor Noah42:01

       Hand sanitize first. Like, that's politeness. This is not like-

   30. DDDevin Delliquanti42:05

       You'd be more subtle.
8. 56:45 – 1:04:15

   Sneaking Into Movies in South Africa

   1. TNTrevor Noah56:45

      the first time I went to watch The Matrix, go into the, the, the cinema, and I watch the movie. I'm like, "This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life."

   2. DDDevin Delliquanti56:55

      Yeah.

   3. TNTrevor Noah56:55

      I don't understand it, though.

   4. DDDevin Delliquanti56:56

      Yeah.

   5. TNTrevor Noah56:57

      I'm like, "Wait, what, what... I don't... I have to see it again. I don't have the money to just go see a m-movie again." So what I would do then is I would sneak into the movies, right? So the best way to sneak into the movies was to use people exiting a movie. You, you, and then you go into the movies. But now the problem is-

   6. DDDevin Delliquanti57:15

      Right, right. Yeah

   7. TNTrevor Noah57:16

      ... there's the, the time-

   8. EUEugene57:17

      In between, yeah

   9. TNTrevor Noah57:18

      ... between showings.

   10. EUEugene57:18

       What he said, there's, there's-

   11. DDDevin Delliquanti57:19

       Yeah

   12. TNTrevor Noah57:19

       ... people are cleaning the theater.

   13. DDDevin Delliquanti57:20

       They're clean- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   14. TNTrevor Noah57:21

       Yeah, so you can't just go wait for the-

   15. DDDevin Delliquanti57:22

       Right

   16. TNTrevor Noah57:22

       ... you can't be like, "No, I'm good. I'm gonna wait for Neo to come."

   17. DDDevin Delliquanti57:25

       Yeah. [laughs]

   18. TNTrevor Noah57:25

       No. There's none of that. They'll kick you out. So what I'd do is I'd wait for people to be leaving any movie, right? So then I'd wait for The Matrix to leave, and then I would go in with them, basically. I'd just be like, "Oh, I forgot something, my wallet-

   19. DDDevin Delliquanti57:37

       Yes

   20. TNTrevor Noah57:37

       ... or whatever." I'd run back in.

   21. DDDevin Delliquanti57:39

       Mm-hmm.

   22. TNTrevor Noah57:39

       And then when I'd come out, I'd just go into Titanic, 'cause Titanic was like three hours long.

   23. DDDevin Delliquanti57:44

       Okay.

   24. TNTrevor Noah57:45

       And then I would go sit in Titanic.

   25. EUEugene57:46

       Mm.

   26. DDDevin Delliquanti57:47

       Oh.

   27. TNTrevor Noah57:47

       And Titanic's last hour would get me through to the next showing of The Matrix.

   28. EUEugene57:51

       Yes, because you already passed the ticket check.

   29. DDDevin Delliquanti57:52

       Yeah.

   30. TNTrevor Noah57:52

       And then when Titan- when Titanic would leave, I would just go start The Matrix again.
9. 1:04:15 – 1:10:50

   The Debate: Should Porn Have Storylines?

   1. SPSpeaker1:04:15

      you see, like, porn is legal, but I would say, like, no, y- all porn has to have a story. Really?

   2. EUEugene1:04:22

      Hey, Trevor, we don't have that much time.

   3. SPSpeaker1:04:23

      This is exactly my point.

   4. EUEugene1:04:25

      Hm?

   5. SPSpeaker1:04:25

      That, what you're just saying now.

   6. EUEugene1:04:26

      Yes, exactly.

   7. SPSpeaker1:04:27

      That is exactly why.

   8. EUEugene1:04:29

      Hey, my ex-husband. Hi. Hey, mama.

   9. SPSpeaker1:04:33

      Yes.

   10. EUEugene1:04:33

       Let's do.

   11. SPSpeaker1:04:33

       Exactly.

   12. EUEugene1:04:34

       Uh, uh. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   13. SPSpeaker1:04:34

       Exactly. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why.

   14. EUEugene1:04:37

       Uh-uh.

   15. SPSpeaker1:04:38

       I think that pornography as we think of it is as old as time. Do you get what I'm saying?

   16. EUEugene1:04:43

       Mm-hmm.

   17. SPSpeaker1:04:43

       It is just as changed-

   18. EUEugene1:04:44

       I mean, there's painting. Yeah, yeah.

   19. SPSpeaker1:04:45

       Yeah. There's painting-

   20. EUEugene1:04:46

       Statues

   21. SPSpeaker1:04:46

       ... statues, et cetera.

   22. EUEugene1:04:47

       No, no, no, no. Yeah.

   23. SPSpeaker1:04:47

       So it's as old as time. So I'm not gonna be one of those people who's like, "Ah, pornography, no." I mean, the human body, people, it's fine.

   24. EUEugene1:04:52

       Mm.

   25. SPSpeaker1:04:52

       Whatever. The issue I have now with porn is that it's too readily available-

   26. EUEugene1:04:58

       Mm-hmm

   27. SPSpeaker1:04:58

       ... and it removes the context of sex as a whole.

   28. EUEugene1:05:02

       Yeah.

   29. SPSpeaker1:05:02

       So what-

   30. EUEugene1:05:02

       It's strictly object.
10. 1:10:50 – 1:17:00

    Why the Theme Park Skip Pass Ruined the Fun

    1. TNTrevor Noah1:10:51

       I love theme parks and roller coasters. Love them. Love them, loved them my whole life. America has some of the best, craziest theme parks you've ever been to. When I first got to California, my friend David Meyer was like, "Yo, let's go." Took me to a theme park, Six Flags. The wildest r- I mean, I came from a place where-

    2. SPSpeaker1:11:11

       Man to man

    3. TNTrevor Noah1:11:12

       ... we only had one roller coaster that did a loop.

    4. EUEugene1:11:15

       Oh, yes. Anaconda

    5. TNTrevor Noah1:11:15

       And it only did one loop. No, Anaconda was later on.

    6. EUEugene1:11:18

       Oh, at Gold Reef City?

    7. TNTrevor Noah1:11:19

       Y- yeah. There was the-

    8. EUEugene1:11:20

       Okay

    9. TNTrevor Noah1:11:20

       ... there was just the one that did a loop.

    10. EUEugene1:11:22

        Okay, okay.

    11. TNTrevor Noah1:11:23

        That was it.

    12. SPSpeaker1:11:24

        Okay.

    13. EUEugene1:11:24

        Okay.

    14. TNTrevor Noah1:11:24

        We had one loop in my entire existence.

    15. EUEugene1:11:27

        [laughs] Okay.

    16. TNTrevor Noah1:11:27

        And that was it.

    17. SPSpeaker1:11:28

        Okay.

    18. TNTrevor Noah1:11:29

        Okay? Came to a country where there were loops, plural-

    19. SPSpeaker1:11:34

        Yeah

    20. TNTrevor Noah1:11:34

        ... on multiple rides.

    21. SPSpeaker1:11:35

        Yes.

    22. TNTrevor Noah1:11:36

        I was in heaven.

    23. EUEugene1:11:37

        Mm.

    24. TNTrevor Noah1:11:38

        The only thing that got me was, man, I just... Uh, the lines. I was like, "I'm w- it's like a... You wait a, an hour and then you ride for like 40 seconds."

    25. EUEugene1:11:46

        Ooh.

    26. TNTrevor Noah1:11:46

        You wait an hour and you ride for like 40 seconds, and maybe a minute if you're lucky. 30 sec- 20... You're like, "How quick are these rides?" But you're waiting for an hour every single time. And all I dreamed of was I was like, "Man, I wish there was a way to skip the lines. I wish there was a way to skip the lines." Fast-forward a few years, I then discover a thing that you can buy at theme parks where they let you skip-

    27. SPSpeaker1:12:08

        The fast pass, the lightning lane. Yeah, yeah

    28. TNTrevor Noah1:12:09

        ... the line completely. You skip the line.

    29. EUEugene1:12:12

        Beautiful.

    30. TNTrevor Noah1:12:13

        Right? Skip the line, and then on, like, certain days, if you're a member as well, there's m- fewer people in the park as well.
11. 1:17:00 – 1:22:40

    The Avengers Are the Democrats (Perfect Allegory)

    1. TNTrevor Noah1:17:00

       The Avengers is the perfect allegory for the Democrats in America.

    2. DDDevin Delliquanti1:17:06

       Yes.

    3. EUEugene1:17:07

       Tell me more.

    4. TNTrevor Noah1:17:09

       It is like the... If you, if you watch the movie and if you, like, look at, like, the Democrats in America, you go, this, to me, it almost seems like somebody did it on purpose. They went, "Let's make a story about people who like to see themselves as heroes, but when they have the power, don't actually do anything with it." Everybody has that oddly specific thing that they're curious about. Maybe it's restoring old watches. Maybe it's Japanese ceramic making. Maybe it's watching someone explain why one bridge in a remote area of Norway is secretly better than all the other bridges in the world. YouTube always has exactly what you're looking for, even when you didn't know you were looking for it. With YouTube Premium, those deep dives feel even smoother. You get ad-free viewing, but you also get background play when you need your hands free. And you get offline downloads so you can keep watching wherever you happen to be, even if you happen to be off the grid. It's everything you already love about YouTube, just somehow even better. Yeah, one of my favorite YouTube Premium features is smart downloads. Because how many times have you gone somewhere and realized, "Ugh, I forgot to download anything"? And now you're on the way to the airport and you're like, "Download, download, download, download." You're on the plane, "Download, download, download, download." There's no Wi-Fi. "I wish I downloaded." Now all of those things that you were gonna watch are, are just on the internet. Smart downloads basically thinks ahead for you. It automatically downloads recommended videos based on what you like to watch, so even when you forget to prepare, YouTube Premium didn't. I love it. It's like packing for a trip and discovering somebody already remembered the thing you always leave at home. It's always the underwear. If you like YouTube, you'll love YouTube Premium. Sign up now for your free trial at youtube.com/premium. Terms apply. Cancel anytime. [upbeat music] [laughs] Yo, by the way, have you watched Digger?

    5. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:07

       Not yet.

    6. TNTrevor Noah1:19:07

       Hey, please go watch it.

    7. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:08

       I want to. I will. I've heard people who have seen it are like, "You gotta see it." So, yeah.

    8. TNTrevor Noah1:19:13

       That's, that's all it needs.

    9. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:14

       Okay. All right.

    10. TNTrevor Noah1:19:15

        [laughs]

    11. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:15

        I've- I definitely wanna see it.

    12. TNTrevor Noah1:19:17

        I was saying to Eugene, I'm tired of movies that everyone walks out of being like, "That was great, wasn't it?"

    13. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:22

        Yeah.

    14. TNTrevor Noah1:19:23

        We're all just, like, mindless minions. Mm. Like, "That was wonderful, wasn't it?" Mm. Boring.

    15. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:28

        Yeah. I'm a Tom Cruise apolo- like, e- anything. Anything.

    16. TNTrevor Noah1:19:31

        Yeah, but Digger, let me tell you something now. I'll say, number one, if he's not nominated for an Oscar, then I don't understand what the Oscars are about.

    17. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:38

        Really?

    18. TNTrevor Noah1:19:39

        Yeah. genuine. Never mind. Yeah. Win, I, I see win- True ... as always, like, a quirky thing. Yeah, yeah.

    19. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:43

        See, because Magnolia for me, I was like, he really has it.

    20. TNTrevor Noah1:19:46

        Let me tell you something. Mm, he has. Mm.

    21. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:47

        He has that-

    22. TNTrevor Noah1:19:48

        Definitely. You're not ready

    23. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:49

        ... like, something depth of emo- For Digger?

    24. TNTrevor Noah1:19:50

        If he doesn't- You're right ... get nominated for Digger, then I don't understand what acting nominations are about.

    25. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:55

        All right.

    26. TNTrevor Noah1:19:55

        Yeah.

    27. DDDevin Delliquanti1:19:55

        I'm excited.

    28. TNTrevor Noah1:19:55

        Okay? Yeah. That- that's for me. Secondly, the movie itself, you, you just... When was the last time you went to a movie where you genuinely did not know what was gonna happen? I love Spider-Man-

    29. DDDevin Delliquanti1:20:08

        Yeah

    30. TNTrevor Noah1:20:08

        ... as much as anybody else.
12. 1:22:40 – 1:31:30

    Watching Marvel Movies with Kids

    1. DDDevin Delliquanti1:22:40

       then we watched, uh, we've done all of them. Loved Endgame. And then we saw Endgame in the theater.

    2. TNTrevor Noah1:22:47

       How?

    3. DDDevin Delliquanti1:22:47

       Because they re-released it. They did it once for-

    4. TNTrevor Noah1:22:49

       You kids of South Africa, how do you do this? [laughs]

    5. DDDevin Delliquanti1:22:51

       [laughs]

    6. TNTrevor Noah1:22:51

       You not kidding?

    7. DDDevin Delliquanti1:22:53

       Kids, you need to know. Come in the ha- the halfway point. What do you mean? They're dust.

    8. TNTrevor Noah1:22:55

       [laughs]

    9. DDDevin Delliquanti1:22:56

       What are you talking about? Yeah. [laughs] I'm so confused. Um, but no, so we did that, and then we've slowly been making our way through and trying to figure it out. But then we keep seeing these little leaks of, like, what it's gonna be like. 'Cause the kids are eight and five. I'm like, I don't wanna traumatize them forever-

    10. TNTrevor Noah1:23:10

        Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

    11. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:10

        ... if I don't know-

    12. TNTrevor Noah1:23:11

        No, you, you gotta know ahead of time

    13. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:12

        ... what it's gonna be.

    14. TNTrevor Noah1:23:12

        Yeah.

    15. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:13

        And we're not even telling them, like, who's playing Doctor Doom.

    16. TNTrevor Noah1:23:15

        No, you can't.

    17. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:15

        And that almost was spoiled today for, for one of our kids, and we're just like, ar, like-

    18. TNTrevor Noah1:23:19

        Yeah, don't

    19. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:19

        ... how do we, how do we keep it secret?

    20. TNTrevor Noah1:23:21

        Hm.

    21. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:21

        So, but it's, it's fun.

    22. TNTrevor Noah1:23:22

        What was their favorite one so far?

    23. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:24

        Uh, Guardians of the Galaxy 1 is great. They love all the Spider-Man movies.

    24. TNTrevor Noah1:23:29

        I can see Guardians being good for kids, actually.

    25. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:30

        It's very fun with the music.

    26. TNTrevor Noah1:23:31

        It's very, like, goofy and, uh-

    27. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:32

        And Endgame is fun, 'cause it's kind of like you go through it all, and, like, there are jokes in it. So they like that. Um-

    28. TNTrevor Noah1:23:38

        Wait, Endgame is the first one or the second one?

    29. DDDevin Delliquanti1:23:41

        Endgame is the second one.

    30. TNTrevor Noah1:23:42

        Okay. Okay.
13. 1:31:30 – 1:46:25

    Full Debate: Thanos Was Right

    1. TNTrevor Noah1:31:30

       okay, okay, okay, I don't wanna lose this fight," now you release them?

    2. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:32

       This is, this is fair.

    3. EUEugene1:31:33

       And you still get fucked up.

    4. TNTrevor Noah1:31:34

       Thank you.

    5. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:35

       But so then, but I don't think that makes Thanos the good guy. I think that could be, like, the Avengers are-

    6. TNTrevor Noah1:31:39

       So-

    7. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:40

       ... bad or morally complicated or whatever it is.

    8. TNTrevor Noah1:31:42

       So why isn't he-

    9. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:43

       We're not using the-

    10. TNTrevor Noah1:31:43

        Why isn't he morally complicated? Why is he the bad guy?

    11. EUEugene1:31:45

        Yeah.

    12. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:46

        Well, because he kill... I mean, to quote Dr. Banner, killed trillions.

    13. TNTrevor Noah1:31:50

        He didn't, he didn't kill.

    14. EUEugene1:31:51

        He didn't kill. He disappeared them.

    15. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:52

        No, killed. Come on.

    16. EUEugene1:31:53

        They're not there anymore.

    17. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:54

        Killed them, come on.

    18. TNTrevor Noah1:31:54

        They're not, they're just not there.

    19. EUEugene1:31:55

        They're not there anymore.

    20. TNTrevor Noah1:31:55

        They're not there.

    21. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:56

        [laughs] Killed them. What does that mean?

    22. TNTrevor Noah1:31:57

        There's a difference between killing and disappearing.

    23. EUEugene1:31:58

        Devin, they're not there anymore.

    24. DDDevin Delliquanti1:31:59

        What does that mean?

    25. EUEugene1:31:59

        He di- he didn't massacre them. He didn't have a private jet. He didn't have a fighter jet.

    26. DDDevin Delliquanti1:32:02

        But the effect is the same.

    27. EUEugene1:32:02

        He didn't drop a bomb.

    28. TNTrevor Noah1:32:03

        No.

    29. EUEugene1:32:03

        No, he just-

    30. TNTrevor Noah1:32:04

        No, no, no. No, no. That's like saying condoms are responsible for mass murder.
14. 1:46:25 – 1:46:50

    Outro & Thank You

    1. TNTrevor Noah1:46:25

       you didn't enjoy it, pass it on to your friend still. Let them suffer for a change. And don't forget to engage with us in the comments. Uh, if you wanna, uh, suggest a guest, maybe there's questions you want, maybe there's ideas that you have, you can chat to us. We will read through the comments, and we'll get into it. Either way, I appreciate you taking the time. Thank you for hanging out with us on What Now? And remember, we do this for you, so we would like to hear from you. Till next time. Thank you.

Episode duration: 1:46:54