Joe Rogan Experience #1486 - Honey Honey

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   Uh... …

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      Uh...

   2. SSSuzanne Santo0:01

      What if we, like, wrote you a new theme song? What if we just, like, started pitching theme songs right now?

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:05

      You could do that.

   4. SSSuzanne Santo0:05

      Really?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Yeah, I might do some fucking do that.

   6. BJBen Jaffe0:07

      Cool. Yeah, Ben. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:07

      We're rolling. We're, we're actually-

   8. BJBen Jaffe0:09

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:09

      We're rolling right now.

   10. SSSuzanne Santo0:10

       Yeah.

   11. BJBen Jaffe0:11

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:11

       Honey, honey.

   13. SSSuzanne Santo0:11

       Great.

   14. BJBen Jaffe0:11

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:12

       Um, how did the band get back together? 'Cause it... Literally, the band is back together. Like, you know that expression you say with your friends? "Bro, the band's back together."

   16. BJBen Jaffe0:19

       (laughs) Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       The band-

   18. SSSuzanne Santo0:19

       We haven't even said that shit yet.

   19. BJBen Jaffe0:20

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       The band's back together. (fingers snapping)

   21. BJBen Jaffe0:23

       Bam.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       The band's back together.

   23. BJBen Jaffe0:23

       I said bam? Oh, fuck. (laughs)

   24. SSSuzanne Santo0:24

       The band, the band's back together.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       The band is back together. You're saying bam?

   26. BJBen Jaffe0:26

       I know.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:27

       I say bam all the time.

   28. BJBen Jaffe0:27

       I just... I'd rather say, like, titties or (laughs) something-

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Um, I'm a bam guy.

   30. BJBen Jaffe0:31

       Okay, bam's good.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Mm-hmm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      That could fucking distort your perception. How about being a doctor, emergency room doctor?

   2. BJBen Jaffe15:03

      Mm-hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:03

      Every day, bullet wounds, stab wounds-

   4. BJBen Jaffe15:05

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      ... car accidents, dealing with that every day.

   6. BJBen Jaffe15:08

      Hm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      That, that shit's gotta be bad for you. That could... can't be good for your head.

   8. BJBen Jaffe15:11

      100%.

   9. SSSuzanne Santo15:12

      Trauma, trauma, trauma.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:12

       Oh, the model's worried about losing two inches. She gonna be okay?

   11. BJBen Jaffe15:15

       Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like, I'm okay. I'm not gonna-

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:17

       She gonna be okay?

   13. BJBen Jaffe15:18

       I'm not gonna get my violin out over this. (laughs)

   14. SSSuzanne Santo15:19

       But, but, you know, the doctor's not 14 years old, that's a difference, you know.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       Oh, you, you're only super hot, not like super-duper hot?

   16. SSSuzanne Santo15:27

       Jesus.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       How do you do it?

   18. SSSuzanne Santo15:30

       How do you get up every day?

   19. BJBen Jaffe15:31

       No, I was definitely lower, lower level, for sure. Like, there was... I was like catalog. I wa-... You know what I mean? I knew what I was.

   20. SSSuzanne Santo15:36

       Mm-hmm. But what I, I mean, it's all kinda crazy, right? You just get this amazing roll of the dice with your bone structure and then everybody's like, "Here's some money." And you're like, "What do I have to do for this?"

   21. BJBen Jaffe15:44

       Yeah.

   22. SSSuzanne Santo15:44

       Sit there.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       You don't have to do anything.

   24. SSSuzanne Santo15:45

       Hold this.

   25. BJBen Jaffe15:45

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       You just gotta do a... You gotta-

   27. SSSuzanne Santo15:46

       Dance like a monkey, Derek.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       ... you gotta Zoolander.

   29. BJBen Jaffe15:47

       Well, you gotta be smart with it. You gotta know what it is.

   30. SSSuzanne Santo15:49

       (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

   2. BJBen Jaffe30:00

      Yeah.

   3. SSSuzanne Santo30:00

      Yes, they direct it.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      There's so much of it. There's so much crazy shit of guys using batons on women just standing there.

   5. BJBen Jaffe30:06

      Oh, God. I know it's-

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:06

      The girl's just standing there and he's using a baton on the front of her thighs and throws her onto the ground. I'm like, "Fucking come on, man."

   7. SSSuzanne Santo30:13

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      "How are you doing this?" 'Cause someone won't comply. Like, the position of being a person that gets that ki- that has that kind of power over people, where p- people have to comply to you, is just psychologically-

   9. SSSuzanne Santo30:25

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       ... fraught with peril. You know? Whether it's Black people or... There's a lot of it doing with white people. There's a, there's a horrible video on my friend Joe Schilling's page. Um, Joe, you know, Joe Schilling the kickboxer? He's got a, a page on his Instagram he's been putting post after post is police brutality shit.

   11. BJBen Jaffe30:41

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       Post after post.

   13. BJBen Jaffe30:42

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       It's like, "Is this to serve or protect?"

   15. BJBen Jaffe30:44

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:44

       And it's just this old man, and the guy has a cane-

   17. BJBen Jaffe30:46

       No, I don't think...

   18. Uh-huh.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       ... and the cops are slamming into him with their shield, and he goes flying and falls and hits his head on a bike rack.

   20. SSSuzanne Santo30:51

       Mm-hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       It's fucking horrible.

   22. BJBen Jaffe30:53

       It's horrible.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       All the... I mean, there's some- That is, that has been going on.

   24. BJBen Jaffe30:58

       Yeah.

   25. SSSuzanne Santo30:58

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       It's been going on in the Black community clearly. We have a, a shitload of evidence. It's been going on with all kinds of people.

   27. BJBen Jaffe31:05

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       It's, it's an overall problem.

   29. BJBen Jaffe31:07

       Mm-hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       There's a, there's a racism component to it-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Hmm. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      being fascinated with Native American history, uh, from a book somebody recommended to me called Empire of the Summer Moon about the Comanche.

   2. SSSuzanne Santo45:07

      Hmm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      And, uh, it... It's really, like, why Texas is the way Texas is. Texas is the way Texas is mostly because they fought off the fucking Comanches.

   4. SSSuzanne Santo45:17

      'Cause of the conflict with the Comanches.

   5. BJBen Jaffe45:17

      Wow.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:17

      Yeah, the people that had to g-... Mexico was so sneaky. Mexico was, uh, telling white people to move to Texas. They're like, "Yeah, my friend, it's a good place." They- they- they- (laughs) they tricked these people into moving into Texas because it was a buffer between them and the Comanche. They wanted a bu-... The Comanche were the fucking wildest, most ruthless band of Indians and the most successful, uh, out of all the West. It took hundreds of years to conquer them. They're the reason why people didn't make it all the way to California sooner. The- the... When they would go through the plains, the Comanches would fuck them up.

   7. BJBen Jaffe45:51

      That's crazy.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:52

      It... It... The fucking... That book is fascinating.

   9. BJBen Jaffe45:54

      Yeah, it's on my list.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       It changed my, changed my perspective of what happened in the West.

   11. BJBen Jaffe45:59

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       Like, you realize that there was some people that came over here from somewhere in the neighborhood of between 11,000 and 5,000 BC. They made it across the Bering Land Bridge from Asia into America. They were basically the same kinda people that lived in Siberia, and they were Stone Age when they got here. They weren't even on horseback and they lived that way for thousands and thousands and thousands of years exactly the same way. And it wasn't until the 1600s that they started riding horses.

   13. BJBen Jaffe46:30

       Wow.

   14. JRJoe Rogan46:30

       And then they started dominating motherfuckers.

   15. BJBen Jaffe46:32

       Wow.

   16. JRJoe Rogan46:32

       It was like this giant shift in who they were. Before, they were, like, really unsuccessful in war. They had no history.

   17. BJBen Jaffe46:39

       Mm-hmm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan46:39

       They had no songs. They had no stories and very little artwork. All they did is, like, eat rats and squirrels and whatever they could kill and barely scratched by and stayed alive. But they figured out how to ride horses first. They figured out how to control horses better.

   19. SSSuzanne Santo46:53

       Yeah. When they did misbehaved-

   20. JRJoe Rogan46:53

       And they figured out how to steal other people's hor- horses because they... Life was so hard. They were so, so scratch and claw that they were ruthless. So once they got horses, they were just these wild little str- scrappy motherfuckers who would run, run these horses around and kill everybody.

   21. BJBen Jaffe47:08

       Oh, my God.

   22. JRJoe Rogan47:08

       And they figured out how to shoot off horses, and the white people didn't know how to do that yet. The white people would get off the horses and go, "Hmm."

   23. BJBen Jaffe47:14

       Yeah. "Let's line up." Wait, wait, wait, wait. We gotta get up. You have to... You stand there and then on three."

   24. They were getting into... They were shooting, like, an arrow a second. They were like ping, ping, ping running on the horses-

   25. (laughs)

   26. Fucking these dudes up until no one... Until they figured out how to make a revolver, until they figured out a way a gun that shoots more than once, 'cause those muskets weren't cutting it.

   27. Right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan47:34

       And, like, they just kept getting fucked up. That's Texas.

   29. BJBen Jaffe47:36

       When- when was the revolver birthed?

   30. JRJoe Rogan47:37

       It was all during that time.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:05:30

   Oh, is it all…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      Oh, is it all right?

   2. But like-

   3. All right.

   4. We were playing pool earlier. Joe schooled us. He put on the glove, for the record. He wore the glove.

   5. See something... Hold, hold the book.

   6. (laughs)

   7. Like a b-... A guy who reads books.

   8. Yeah. That's...

   9. (laughs)

   10. That's... Then you could open it.

   11. James Lindsay, he's gonna be on the podcast saying-

   12. Hold on while I hold this blade. (laughs)

   13. (laughs)

   14. ... cynical theories.

   15. Stupid. (laughs)

   16. This is, uh...

   17. Seth, Joe's doing a book thing.

   18. This is how you hold a book.

   19. Let him do the book thing.

   20. (laughs)

   21. This is a... But if I'm holding the book like this...

   22. It was upside down too.

   23. (laughs)

   24. (laughs) It's like... Have you ever done-

   25. That's it. That's it. (laughs) Can we... Can someone... Okay.

   26. This is a... This is like I have definitely not re-read this book post.

   27. We gotta make a poster out of that one. Book plays. (laughs)

   28. (laughs)

   29. (laughs)

   30. Definitely haven't read the book.

Episode duration: 4:44:37