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Annihilating The Culture - Ryan Long | Modern Wisdom Podcast 345

Ryan Long is a comedian, director and podcaster. What do Whiteclaw, Elon Musk, Andrew Cuomo's daughter's sexuality, Juul, OnlyFans, Dan Bilzarian, John McAfee, Winston from Mumford & Sons, Oli London and a kinky Thanksgiving Parade have in common? Absolutely nothing but we talk about them all today. Enjoy. Sponsors: Get 40% discount on everything from boohooMAN at https://bit.ly/manwisdom (use code MW40) Get 20% discount on the highest quality CBD Products from Pure Sport at https://puresportcbd.com/modernwisdom (use code: MW20) Watch Jake Tran's John McAfee Documentary - https://youtu.be/H81scE6-v6Q Extra Stuff: Follow Ryan on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/RyanLongcomedy Follow Ryan on Twitter - https://twitter.com/ryanlongcomedy Get my free Ultimate Life Hacks List to 10x your daily productivity → https://chriswillx.com/lifehacks/ To support me on Patreon (thank you): https://www.patreon.com/modernwisdom #ryanlong #comedy #culture - 00:00 Intro 00:32 Andrew Cuomo's Daughter is 'Demisexual' 04:08 Ryan's Thoughts on 'OnlyFans' 13:12 Crypto 18:07 John McAfee 23:43 The Power of the Internet 28:33 The Culture War 41:03 Winston from Mumford & Sons 53:34 Success in Modern Society 1:05:50 The Hardest Part of Ryan's Work 1:11:07 Where to Find Ryan Listen to all episodes online. Search "Modern Wisdom" on any Podcast App or click here: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/2MNqIgw Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2LSimPn Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/modern-wisdom - Get in touch in the comments below or head to... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx Email: https://chriswillx.com/contact/

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Jul 11, 20211h 12mWatch on YouTube ↗

At a glance

WHAT IT’S REALLY ABOUT

Comedian Ryan Long Skewers Modern Culture, Clout-Chasing, and Comedy Politics

  1. Chris Williamson and comedian Ryan Long riff on modern identity culture, sexuality labels, OnlyFans, and the way internet clout reshapes expectations in dating and work. They explore how “cowboy lifestyles” like sex work, touring comedy, and fame aren’t meant to be normalized for everyone, and why some people can’t psychologically handle them. The conversation then shifts to crypto hype, John McAfee, Dan Bilzerian–style influencer excess, and how brands and media weaponize trends and outrage. Throughout, Long dissects audience capture, culture-war grifting, and his own principles for creating comedy that lasts rather than just feeding algorithms or partisan applause.

IDEAS WORTH REMEMBERING

5 ideas

Not every quirk needs to be an identity or orientation.

Long mocks labels like ‘demisexual’ as ultra-low-bar “in-club” identities that change nothing in behavior but confer victim or special status, diluting what marginalization actually means.

Cowboy lifestyles demand resilience; they shouldn’t be normalized for everyone.

Whether it’s touring comedy, being a rapper, or doing OnlyFans, he argues these are high-variance, psychologically taxing paths that some personalities can handle—but weaker or less stable people get crushed, then blame society instead of misfit.

Sex and money at scale deform how you see the opposite sex.

High-status men drowning in casual sex come to see women as disposable and scheming, while OnlyFans and simps inflate some women’s expectations of men and money, warping trust on both sides.

Crypto evangelism is often financial self-interest dressed as moral crusade.

Long notes that many ‘decentralization’ advocates mainly care about price appreciation but wrap their pitch in humanitarian language so people feel they’re buying into a future, not a Ponzi-like scheme.

Media and political pundits routinely weaponize real issues into partisan grifts.

He argues that both left and right take genuine concerns (censorship, racism, Trump, cancel culture) and over-use them for clicks, diluting serious problems while keeping their audiences outraged but unchanged.

WORDS WORTH SAVING

5 quotes

If you're gonna get out there with your dissonant opinions in a band, you better not be the backup washboard player.

Ryan Long

Some people can handle a cowboy lifestyle, but when the ones who can’t try it, they say, ‘Society needs to change to make this easier,’ instead of, ‘I wasn’t suited for that.’

Ryan Long

You need to play the game, but the game’s there to help you get what you want—not to become the point.

Chris Williamson

Edgy comedy shouldn’t be a left-wing or right-wing thing. I don’t want to be part of turning it into a partisan brand.

Ryan Long

Writing stand-up is harder than anything else because you’re mining for pure gold—one magical home run line—while everything else is just being consistently good.

Ryan Long

Modern identity labels, demisexuality, and victimhood cultureOnlyFans, porn, and distorted expectations in male–female relationshipsCowboy lifestyles, mental resilience, and who can handle alternative pathsCrypto, blockchain evangelism, and Ponzi-like hype dynamicsInfluencer excess, Dan Bilzerian, White Claw, Juul, and trend cyclesMedia manipulation, culture-war grifting, and audience capture in comedyCreative process, long-term body of work, and managing focus/productivity

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