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What Now? With Trevor NoahIf I Ruled the World: Tressie McMillan Cottom Throws Down | What Now? with Trevor Noah Podcast
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WHAT IT’S REALLY ABOUT
Trevor, Christiana, and Tressie Play If I Ruled the World
- Trevor Noah explains the game: everyone gets amnesia about how things were, bureaucracy is ignored, and each person pitches a world-changing idea that the other two vote on.
- Christiana's proposal to cap monthly online word counts, with income-weighted fines, is voted down by both Trevor and Tressie, who argue it wouldn't solve the problem because wealthy actors could buy other people's words.
- Trevor's idea to ban or delay earnings reporting for years blames quarterly reports for short-term thinking, but draws a split vote, with Tressie voting yes and Christiana and Trevor himself noting concerns over 401(k) anxiety and fraud risk.
- Tressie McMillan Cottom wins unanimously with a paid, mandatory, draft-style job corps for front-line customer service work, meant to close the empathy gap between people who can buy their way out of lines and those who serve them.
- Trevor's suggestion that people periodically re-up their service stints, which Tressie says improved her idea, helps win over Christiana by reinforcing that nobody is above service.
IDEAS WORTH REMEMBERING
5 ideasCapping online speech wouldn't stop manipulation
Trevor argued that wealthy actors like Elon could simply pay others to post using their unused word counts, and Tressie noted that bot networks and paid influencer models already exist.
Paid virality manufactures fake trends
Trevor described pay-per-view music campaigns that make trends seem organic, and Tressie said the model was borrowed from political influencer campaigns that Trump later scaled.
Quarterly earnings may drive short-termism
Trevor claimed quarterly reporting pushes CEOs to chase constant profit growth over long-term health, which he links to the 'shitification' of products and services.
The 401(k) may be the deeper problem
Tressie argued that forcing ordinary people into the market via retirement accounts and home-as-asset made everyone care about quarterly data, so any reform would need a stronger social safety net.
Buying out of service lines breeds a narrow view of the country
Tressie argued that PreCheck, Clear, and fast-lane apps let people experience America as smooth, while those providing customer service know that for most people nothing works anymore.
WORDS WORTH SAVING
5 quotesI think we can draw a direct line between quarterly earnings and the destruction of most things society has held near and dear.
— Trevor Noah
People don't think of it as a problem that needs to be solved. They think of it as a problem that they need to escape.
— Trevor Noah
We extrapolate our everyday experiences and go, "Oh, that's how the world works."
— Tressie McMillan Cottom
When people can consistently buy themselves out of the public square to just get the stuff they need, I can live on Amazon. I never have to interact with the public. I think it makes it really easy to dehumanize each other.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom
I want them to understand that for the vast majority of people in this country, nothing works anymore, and this is why.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom
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SPEAKERS
Christiana
hostCo-host on the "What Now? With Trevor Noah" podcast who participates in and helps run the episode’s recurring games/segments.
Trevor Noah
hostComedian and presenter; host of the "What Now? With Trevor Noah" podcast.
Tressie McMillan Cottom
guestSociologist and author known for cultural and economic commentary; featured guest on this episode.
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