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If You Ruled the World: Listener Grab Bag | What Now? with Trevor Noah Podcast

On Thanksgiving week, we give thanks to our listeners with a bonus episode where we weigh in on your suggestions for our favourite game, If I Ruled the World. Suffice it to say we have some strong opinions.

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Nov 26, 202423mWatch on YouTube

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WHAT IT’S REALLY ABOUT

Trevor Noah and Co-Hosts Vote Down Listeners' Rule-the-World Ideas

  1. Trevor Noah opens by suggesting that Thanksgiving conversations stay connected and less political by starting with shared fond memories and funny family stories.
  2. The hosts vote on six listener proposals: back-to-front boarding with no plane Wi-Fi, employee-elected bosses, banning single-ply toilet paper, later high school start times, monthly service-job shadowing, and soundproof toilet stalls.
  3. Only the proposal that high schools start no earlier than 9:00 AM passes, with the hosts agreeing that teenagers need much more sleep.
  4. The debates keep turning into personal anecdotes, including Trevor's use of newspaper as toilet paper in South Africa and a story about getting a toilet paper roll bowled under a stall door.
  5. The episode closes with an invitation for listeners to email more ideas and a Thanksgiving wish for smooth plane boardings and two-ply toilet paper.

IDEAS WORTH REMEMBERING

5 ideas

Start holiday conversations with shared memories

Trevor says opening with fond, connecting stories means less time spent on the divisive politics of now. He frames the purpose of gathering as connecting with people's hearts, and memories are where that lives.

Back-to-front boarding doesn't solve the real problem

Trevor explains that back-to-front still causes gridlock as people block each other in the aisle. He says the efficient method alternates seats and sides, but it's too complicated to happen, so the proposal fails.

Being well-liked doesn't equal being an effective boss

Josh argues that employees might vote him in as boss because he'd never refuse PTO, which would sink the company. Christiana counters that salaries, not bosses, should be transparent and voted on, which Trevor says would create an office of murderers.

Teen sleep needs back the later school start

The hosts argue that teenagers need a great deal of sleep for their brains and bones, and that tired students are unfairly judged as failing. This was the only proposal to win a majority.

Toilet paper opinions reflect where you grew up

Trevor calls wanting no toilet paper over single-ply a first-world opinion, citing his years of using newspaper. Christiana votes no on banning it as a matter of using less paper, and the ban fails 2 to 1.

WORDS WORTH SAVING

5 quotes

if you start conversations with the fond memories that connect people, you spend less time in the politics of now that divides people.

— Trevor Noah

It's finding a way to connect with another human being's heart, and a lot of the times, our memories are where our heart lives.

— Trevor Noah

One-ply is like flying coach at the back of a plane. It is the least good way to do something, but you are still flying in a plane.

— Trevor Noah

This person had an opportunity to rule the world, and they just moved it by, like, an hour. I mean, that's responsible use of power, but not very creative.

— Trevor Noah

A public toilet without the sounds is not a public toilet.

— Trevor Noah

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Keeping Thanksgiving conversation connectedAirplane boarding order and in-flight Wi-FiEmployees voting for bosses and salary transparencySingle-ply toilet paperHigh school start times and teen sleepSoundproof public toilet stalls

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    Comedian and TV host, creator and host of the podcast “What Now? with Trevor Noah.”

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