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Joe Rogan Experience #1447 - Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. His new special “Ball Hog” is now streaming only on Netflix. http://tomsegura.com/ @YMHStudios

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Mar 24, 20202h 41mWatch on YouTube ↗

At a glance

WHAT IT’S REALLY ABOUT

Joe Rogan and Tom Segura Swap Outrageous Stories, Viruses, and Jokes

  1. Joe Rogan and Tom Segura have a long, free‑form conversation that bounces from food, dogs, wildlife and brutal injury videos to fighting, gigantic athletes, and the limits of human toughness.
  2. They dig into COVID‑19: how it’s spreading, strange symptoms, economic fallout, political/media absurdities, and how it’s disrupting stand‑up, live events, and everyday life.
  3. They talk shop about comedy—specials, touring, Spanish‑language shows, social media, and audience behavior—while repeatedly veering into dark humor about death, racism, conspiracies, and celebrities.
  4. Throughout, the tone is a mix of morbid curiosity, comics’ gallows humor, and genuine concern about health, money, and what post‑pandemic life will look like.

IDEAS WORTH REMEMBERING

5 ideas

COVID‑19 is unpredictable, hitting some young, fit people hard while others stay asymptomatic.

They cite a 31‑year‑old Olympic swimmer and comedian Michael Yo getting severely ill, contrasted with people like Idris Elba who feel fine, underscoring that you can’t assume you’re safe based on age or fitness.

The economic shock from the pandemic is massive, immediate, and structurally hard to absorb.

They describe production companies, casinos, restaurants, comedy clubs, and hotels collapsing overnight, with owners unable to pay staff once revenue stops, pushing millions toward unemployment at the same time.

Asymptomatic carriers and limited testing make containment especially difficult.

They note that people can shed the virus for days without symptoms, tests are hard to get, and some high‑profile figures are tested despite being fine while clearly sick people can’t, feeding frustration and distrust.

Social media amplifies the loudest and often least stable voices, distorting public perception.

Rogan and Segura describe obsessively online extremists, conspiracy theorists, and outrage merchants as a tiny but noisy minority that can make fringe views (anti‑vax, Q‑style pedophile accusations) feel mainstream.

Big institutions frequently profit off talent while underpaying or exploiting them.

They slam the IOC and NCAA for generating billions while most athletes make little or nothing, comparing it to unpaid labor that props up the “image” and revenues of universities and Olympic committees.

WORDS WORTH SAVING

5 quotes

You probably don’t have the cure at home right now.

Tom Segura

We need a disease that kills morons… specifically low‑IQ people who are mean.

Joe Rogan

Most of us comics, at most two weeks we’ve gone without doing stand‑up. We might be two, three months.

Tom Segura

If the fucking regular news, that horse shit, if that’s media… we’re definitely media.

Joe Rogan

I feel bad for people who’ve never killed. They don’t know what that feels like.

Tom Segura

Food, pets, and everyday life (duck eggs, dogs, coyote problems, owls, bears)Extreme injuries, animal attacks, and human vs. animal powerFighting, size vs. skill, and legendary athletes (Conor McGregor, “The Mountain,” Larry Allen)COVID‑19: symptoms, risk, economic impact, politics, and media behaviorStand‑up comedy, touring, specials (Ball Hog), and Spanish‑language materialSocial media, online outrage, conspiracy culture, and celebrity self‑importanceWealth, corruption, and systemic issues (Olympics, NCAA, insider trading, McMillions)

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