Raccoon Wars, Lindsay Clancy, NFL Scammers & Past Crimes - Matt McCusker

Matt McCusker is a comedian, writer, author and podcaster. Expect to learn what Chris’ raccoon wars are all about, Matt reacts to Tolstoy’s diary entries and the Lindsay Clancy trial, what Matt’s former life as an ethical drug dealer was like, the great joys of becoming a father, Matt’s thoughts on the fake 49ers football player, why Matt would make for a poor private investigator and much more… - Get a Free Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular flavours with your first purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/modernwisdom Get 160+ lab tests for just $365 and save an extra $25 at https://functionhealth.com/modernwisdom Sign up for a free trial from Shopify at https://shopify.com/modernwisdom Get up to $50 off the RP Hypertrophy App at https://rpstrength.com/modernwisdom Get ChatGPT to explore ideas, solve problems, and learn faster at ⁠⁠https://chatgpt.com - 0:00 Do Raccoons Love Urkel Cereal? 4:37 Bourgeois vs Bosh: Who is the Epitome of Britain? 10:48 The Vicious Farts That Wake Up Your Partner 15:00 Can You Get More American Than Bull Riding? 21:07 Is Line Dancing the Next Big Cult? 29:05 Is This the Biggest NFL Scam? 32:15 How Lindsay Clancy Divided America 41:00 Why Support After Birth is So Important 46:13 Why Having Kids Makes Getting Hit in the Nuts Worth It 56:48 Are We All Natural Pessimists? 01:10:30 Was Matt a Bad Drug Dealer? 01:19:04 Are Life’s Cliches Actually Right? 01:25:47 Ending Up in the Same Spot Isn’t the Same As Having Never Left 01:34:02 Was Matt a Private Investigator? 01:37:08 Where to Find Matt - Get access to every episode 10 hours before YouTube by subscribing for free on Spotify - https://spotify.modernwisdom.com or Apple Podcasts - https://apple.modernwisdom.com Get my free Reading List of 100 life-changing books here - https://chriswillx.com/books/ Try my productivity energy drink Neutonic here - https://neutonic.com/modernwisdom - Get in touch in the comments below or head to... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx Email: https://chriswillx.com/contact/

Chris WilliamsonhostMatt McCuskerguest

Sep 12, 20261h 37mWatch on YouTube ↗

EPISODE INFO

Released: September 12, 2026
Duration: 1h 37m
Channel: Modern Wisdom
Watch on YouTube: ▶ Open ↗

EPISODE DESCRIPTION

Matt McCusker is a comedian, writer, author and podcaster. Expect to learn what Chris’ raccoon wars are all about, Matt reacts to Tolstoy’s diary entries and the Lindsay Clancy trial, what Matt’s former life as an ethical drug dealer was like, the great joys of becoming a father, Matt’s thoughts on the fake 49ers football player, why Matt would make for a poor private investigator and much more… - Get a Free Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular flavours with your first purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/modernwisdom Get 160+ lab tests for just $365 and save an extra $25 at https://functionhealth.com/modernwisdom Sign up for a free trial from Shopify at https://shopify.com/modernwisdom Get up to $50 off the RP Hypertrophy App at https://rpstrength.com/modernwisdom Get ChatGPT to explore ideas, solve problems, and learn faster at ⁠⁠https://chatgpt.com - 0:00 Do Raccoons Love Urkel Cereal? 4:37 Bourgeois vs Bosh: Who is the Epitome of Britain? 10:48 The Vicious Farts That Wake Up Your Partner 15:00 Can You Get More American Than Bull Riding? 21:07 Is Line Dancing the Next Big Cult? 29:05 Is This the Biggest NFL Scam? 32:15 How Lindsay Clancy Divided America 41:00 Why Support After Birth is So Important 46:13 Why Having Kids Makes Getting Hit in the Nuts Worth It 56:48 Are We All Natural Pessimists? 01:10:30 Was Matt a Bad Drug Dealer? 01:19:04 Are Life’s Cliches Actually Right? 01:25:47 Ending Up in the Same Spot Isn’t the Same As Having Never Left 01:34:02 Was Matt a Private Investigator? 01:37:08 Where to Find Matt - Get access to every episode 10 hours before YouTube by subscribing for free on Spotify - https://spotify.modernwisdom.com or Apple Podcasts - https://apple.modernwisdom.com Get my free Reading List of 100 life-changing books here - https://chriswillx.com/books/ Try my productivity energy drink Neutonic here - https://neutonic.com/modernwisdom - Get in touch in the comments below or head to... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx Email: https://chriswillx.com/contact/

SPEAKERS

Chris Williamson
host
Host of the Modern Wisdom podcast.
Matt McCusker
guest
Comedian and podcaster; co-host of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast.

EPISODE SUMMARY

In this episode of Modern Wisdom, featuring Chris Williamson and Matt McCusker, Raccoon Wars, Lindsay Clancy, NFL Scammers & Past Crimes - Matt McCusker explores comedy riffing meets hard questions: scams, postpartum tragedy, meaning, fatherhood Chris and Matt open with comedic stories about raccoons, nostalgia (Urkel cereal), and cultural differences in food and online personalities.

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